Thread 101350045

A thread dedicated to the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold!
Samurai Bird! Edition~

>Her Youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/@Dokibird
>Her Twitch channel
https://www.twitch.tv/dokibird
>Her VOD channel
https://www.youtube.com/@DokibirdVODs
>Her Twitter
https://twitter.com/dokibird
>Her Shop
https://dokimerch.com/
>STREAM Drift Away Dokibird's cover
https://youtu.be/FRl9gMUQh7U
>STREAM The Final Heist MV
https://youtu.be/zq5KzE4gx6I
>STREAM No Matter What DokiMint cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT9IdLhAjLg
>STREAM Five Nights at Freddy's (by The Living Tombstone) Dokibird's 3D Concert Cover MV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSq99ScHaNo
>STREAM Last Cup of Coffee DokiMint 3D Concert Cover MV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEj-WEGnx58
>OP Sauce
https://x.com/FeaurieVladskov/status/1935293607566786917
Previous thread: >>101294766

>>The Selen Tatsuki Archives (Every achievement/memory is still hers, they can't take that away!)
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-4fUzZTpYRBFJq7zIBdC4Su9_Q_Z3tEt
https://mega.nz/folder/tDQFRADQ#wHu-EgSPIlSnHbal0_lN7w
https://mega.nz/file/pX8kQRTI#bmKDIWRZ4E5HgQU1T5wO-_Z6-6FbidWlkMx8bxhjGwU
https://archive.ragtag.moe/channel/UCV1xUwfM2v2oBtT3JNvic3w
>STREAM Fly High Selen Tatsuki's Original Song & MV (Reupload)
https://youtu.be/lDgy_IJyZNA
>STREAM Last Cup of Coffee Selen Tatsuki's Cover & MV (Reupload)
https://youtu.be/L88r98G4YiM
>Play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery!!
https://selentatsuki.itch.io/tatsuki-manor-mystery
>Fanart Vault
https://mega.nz/folder/bwlkXLbI#-ULC3RJvOgpsV_zl05qicQ
https://mega.nz/folder/fp8U3SZI#a-v6GBMLXHdgFfyHB1l6aw

>Our Divegrass team page
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//HAHA/
>Divegrass suggestions poll. Got any ideas for the team? Send them over!
https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/KSv8HgulFlTfxE+jbdCtmerY51Xn7h0rL5PMTI94qvA/

>Thread template. Use this for baking!
https://rentry.co/haha-thread-template

>Don't be a Dumb Goon and reply to (or even just give attention to) every single bit of bait, shitstirring, tribalism, and/or dramafaggotry out there. Be a Smart Goon, Ignore it and Move on! (Report if you have to though!)

DUM BIRD LOVE

Schedule!

>>101350135
DUMB BIRD LOVE

>>101350135
dorkbird love

Okay the regulars led her down the the funny path away from the boss. This is fun again

MASSIVE Doki ASS
>jobbed again
lmao

KEK

Shotgun crossbow man claims its victim again.

Just don't get shoot 4Head

RIP

>>101350173
She found out

the appraisal heals are getting kinda old

>dodged the Indiana Jones rocks
HOW?

kek
https://x.com/DuckAutomata/status/1935531059371815391

>>101350549
>>101350617
KEK

>tfw Doki will never humiliate me by loudly Doki-laughing at me during sex
Why even live desu

>>101350638
Just wait another 10 years (maybe 20 for affordable ones) and you'll be able to have your own AI controlled sex robot modelled on her personality.

Wooo!

She DID it!
lmao, imagine if the knight used a spear instead of a sword

Dokobird might have won 4 times but it was Dokibird that remained standing in the end.

SHE DID IT

Blessed nose blowing.

Finally better than an Uchi +2!
Bleed was carrying her for bit

I really don't get how Doki can pinpoint in the exact location where enemies are in Apex but misses things that are in the middle of her screen

>>101351424
She only unlocks a specific part of her brain in FPS games.

Doki...

ENTER Rennala

>>101351579
THE GRAND NERD

>>101351424
Doki put all her gaming points into fps slop that common game knowledge eludes her

I don’t play these games, but isn’t that a bow on her back? Why is she not shooting her?

>>101351808
Can only carry a limited number of arrows and rather than buy arrows doki is brute forcing it. Also unless she specs into a bow build it's not worth using

She killed Ranni's mother...

SHE DID IT!

She's an hour late...

Bye Doki...

Bye Doki... love your Souls streams

bye doki....
Mods do your dam jobs next time

>>101351961
I know they or at least one of them is /here/, so please get your ass to your job next time

>>101351512
Lol

>>101350045 (OP)
hmm doki could most likely pull of this armor because shes you know flat ... heh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXuozJhEtnI
Frame!

>>101350045 (OP)
https://x.com/migokami/status/1935561840353783886

>>101354053
>>101353978
heh

>>101354182
>>101354053
Dokitty...

I passed out, I had a long tiring day yesterday... Guess I got a bit of the vod left to finish

>>101355735
Enjoy the Vod

>>101355784
Thanks, I will

>>101354051
Also Halo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eELYldliX7g

>>101356225
Neat

>>101354182
well as yusa emi explained in devil is a part timer being flat is actually a perk as a hero because fitting her armor was cheaper :D

>>101356225
>Apex
>Selen collabing with a certain member of VShojo
>Halo
Doki doing a collab with Zen would be glorious

>>101357422
Is the original Halo still playable in multiplayer?

>>101357437
Dunno, but any collab with Zen can only be a good thing

Watching VOD rn bros, and FUCK whoever told her not to touch the portal that takes you to see Turtle Pope!! I hope that heretical fucker realises what he's done, now she'll never see the light...

>>101357746
>now she'll never see the light...
...but she already has with Pope Mint I: Sloppyanity

>>101357746(me)
I had to vent sorry, some people in chat really don't want Doki to see cool shit...

>>101357809
On the other hand i can't stand people handholding her to such a ridiculous degree.
Sometimes it's ok for the streamer to miss "cool shit".
Her finding stuff and being surprised by it is much better than 1000 chatters screaming at her to go look at <insert cool shit here>.

>>101357894
She literally got told by One-Guy in chat NOT to go somewhere, that's what pissed me off. Not that she missed it necessarily.

>>101356225
I cant fucking wait, I was waiting for her to play Halo since day 1 with Selen
I did this... now, my next objetive is for her to play Space Marine 1 and 2

>>101357929(me)
Again I'll reiterate, she was on the verge of discovering it HERSELF until someone in chat talked her out of it. That's how she missed it, and that's arguably worse than her just being railroaded to something honestly...

I've seen some asking ahain recently about what she thinks about lewd art of her.
https://x.com/luwudco/status/1935465334317965518

I've seen some asking again recently about what she thinks about lewd art of her.
https://x.com/luwudco/status/1935465334317965518

>>101358346
Based

>>101358407
Dokifeets

>>101356225
God I'm so excited for this, praying that she plays all the bungie Halo games

>>101357437
I guess it depends on what you mean by "original halo" if you mean the X360 servers, yes those have been shut down, if you mean MCC Halo CE then no, those are still going as they're being run by 343 (now halo industries lol)

>>101359068
I totally forgot there was the collection...
I was thinking she would play the OG xbox version on an emulator, and I was wondering if there was some kind of unofficial server, like the is, for example, for people that are still playing MKWii despite Nintendo closing down the Wii servers.
But yeah, she's most likely playing the collection.

>>101359174
I think it's the collection, given her poll it's the most accessible version rn

hi frens
LotB4 sign ups opened.
>>101281892
It should be pretty simple to sign up since /HAHA/ was in LotB3. Also, /HAHA/'s divegrass team still needs a new caretaker or manager. If you would like to continue seeing /HAHA/ participate in divegrass please check out the /vt/ league main page here, https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League , and reach out on >d*cksword

>>101359861
Hello, yes I'm in the process of filling out the form and just asking to recycle things from the last one - but I presume from the way it's asked on the form (and it being a required field) that the entrance music, signs etc were not saved from last time? I have asked what goons want for the entrance music but didn't receive any response so I was planning on asking again later today later on so hopefully there'll be more around.

>>101360473
You can just put to recycle the stuff from last time.

Badump

>>101360473
I'm sure Cody Rhodes' theme is still good, DoKing had that one.

My internet's down... I really hope it'll be back up by stream time

>>101364448
Naur... I hate when that happens to me

>>101364448
No.... Hope the problem gets solved soon

DoKing is signed up!
>>101364448
No...

>>101365113
Thanks goon! I now bestow upon you the title of new manager

>>101364448(me)
ETA on internet restoration is 3pm PST.
Naur...

>>101366335
Naur...

>>101366335
Goon... Are mobile data not an option?

Doki soon

>>101366692
I'm using my phone's hotspot for the PC rn lol

Doki soon!

>>101350045 (OP)
https://x.com/RrazzNSFW/status/1935344560835805515

Doki EXTRA soon

>>101367307
The type of futa doki not being the one I can enjoy, good
I've been seeing a few more of them, keep them comin

Slight delay because she was busy and didn't realise the time.

Latebird

Late bird, but busy bird.

Live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXuozJhEtnI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXuozJhEtnI
now!

D.A.D did this!

d.a.d. lol

Oh no, the last control she had over him is gone...

>>101367618
BRAT

Noobgoon here, did she usually give DAD updates in the purple times, too?

>>101367619
d.a.d. will be at full power now...

>>101367652
Depends if he was being a little shit but yes she would

>>101367652
Not as often, her parents helped taking care of him so now that she has to fully take care of him she has more stories

> D.A.D finally calls bluff on the collar
lmao

d.a.d. WON

2 D.A.D. 2 furious

Her manager's retarded, she can barely take care of one!

Doki you've been talking about getting this brat a trainer for 2 years now. If you don't get one now you're never gonna do it

> D.A.D mindbroke doki via sleep deprivation
naur...

wait, isn't this the game that people hated because it has nothing to do with the first one?

>spread
lol

>dog bleed gacha
lmao

>>101367997
No? that was marathon I'm pretty sure.. This one people hate cause pro fags were optimizing the fun out in the beta

I've never heard of female dogs bleeding after being fixed, that's the whole point. The fuck is she talking about.

>>101367997
It was Marathon and it was dead on arrival despite all the shilling from Youtubers
These retards never learn

>>101368167
Doki will believe almost whatever she's told. Her dad said that it still happens and Doki just never questioned it

>>101368167
Apparently it can happen if the ovaries aren't fully removed and a little bit is left, so basically only if the vetinary surgeon fucked up.

>>101368167
>>101368204
Doki...

league has taught me esports gamers deserve nothing. Except faker he's chill

We're chimeras

gotta throw them into a bot match to make them feel powerful and then send them back to earth when they come up against actual players..

>>101368393
>spoiler
Based

Seems like a decent fuck around game

watching this just make me want her to play Halo with the goons again

Get swaged on

>>101369015
Evilbird...

The bot jobbed...

lmao

Battle royale was a mistake

Doki pee!

Doki pee!

>>101369650
Factually correct

SILENCE D.A.D

d.a.d. is being a brat again

Bye Doki... see you soon!

Bye for now Doki

See ya stream, Doki

Bye Doki, see in a few hours for the REAL stream!

I voted for OG graphics btw

>>101371430
Me too.

>>101371430
Based, the new graphics are better for early levels when there is only Covenant troops, feels like an adventure.
But as soon as the Flood level arrives, the OG is way fucking better... you feel like you are on a horror movie (the retard devs kept the colorful shit when they had to make it grim).

>>101372365
Yeah, the new graphics are real hit-and-miss. Halo 2 Anniversary is better in this regard IMO.

>>101372365
>(the retard devs kept the colorful shit when they had to make it grim).
This is a trend across the industry. Devs are terrified of people not being able to see everything or getting lost for 2 seconds, so everything has to be brightly lit at all times and the path forward obviously marked everywhere. Nevermind that we had this problem solved 20 years ago by using lighting to direct people.

>>101373479
Sexo

Let's hope chat doesn't ruin the flood introduction.

Doki soon!

>>101374124
They're at least going to give a heads up like, "Oh boy, here comes THAT part!"
Just accept it now, goon. Chat can't help itself. It thinks it's being smart, when it's the opposite.

Doki EXTRA soon!

STARTING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eELYldliX7g

Live now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eELYldliX7g

OVER HERE!
HALO KINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eELYldliX7g

I have unironically been looking forward to this all week god I'm so excited for her journey

(You) ARE older than Halo CE, aren't you, goon?

Thank you for making me feel old, Doki...

>>101374779
Yes... please send help

>>101374779
By almost 9 years. Jesus Christ.

>>101374779
I don't think she's ever played a game older than me.

>>101374809
rumao

>>101374779
yes, I am blessed to know when games were good and pure

would you, goons?

Western cucks cant write a black character as CHAD as Sgt Johnson anymore

>>101374981
Hell yeah

>>101374981
Yes and also EDI from Mass Effect
Robot/AI girls were made for me specifically

>>101374981
Yeah.

holy KEK

The seamless switching between graphics is pretty cool.

Mary O'Donnell the GOAT with the halo soundtrack

What difficulty is she on?

FIRST STICKY DEATH

Got the sticky grenade lmao
>>101375374
Heroic

>>101375374
Heroic.

>>101375374
Hard

How long until she realizes the magnum is the best gun in the game
+ how long until she learns the noob combo?

You know she's an ultra noob when she uses the AR instead of the pistol and says plasma isn't good.

Yeah, the new graphic fucked up the atmosphere

>>101375400
>>101375402
LMFAO
Looking forward to The Library

>the soundtrack
>
>>101375430
I like the Spike xeno wepon more

>>101374981
Sexualizing Cortana in 4 is the only thing 343 has done of worth

First sticky kill!

Did anyone else play the Custom Edition on PC? The one with the custom maps like Coldsnap and Hugeass.

The way she shouts sounds like an Elite...

>>101375578
That Gearbox port was one part good and one part ass, but I have very fond memories LAN-ing that shit back in the day.

Is she on pace to beat HIM??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nebKDhbVOiE

>>101375541
Top tier AI hoe-up glow-up, for sure, up there with EDI suddenly getting a sexbot body for no reason in ME3 (one of the only good parts of that game).

>>101375618
All I know is that the PC port had some exclusive stuff like the fuel rod gun and the flamethrower, I never played the Xbox version so I have no comparisons between the two versions. But yeah it was one of my favorite gaming experiences growing up.

>>101375641
kek

>assault rifle compass always points to the objective
no it doesn't, dumbass one guy

Doki...

The cool secret guys are going to make next map a hell.

MURDERER

Do not shoot allies... I never did that on any game

SHE ENTERED A TIME PARADOX DOKI AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Doki is a menace lol

How will Arby have gay sex now...

medic!

>me as a kid: I have to save all the Marines
>Doki: *smacks first one on level*

I love how the speedrun strat for this level involves you killing all your allies

WORT WORT WORT

>wooaart wort wort
>OH SHIT WORT WORT

LMAO

What the fuck are those audio options

"DON'T WORRY, I'M A HERO
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH"

Why haven't they patched the sound settings? doesn't seem like a big fix.

>The effects are tied to the dialogue
Fucking what?

>>101376657
Small indie game company, please understand.

>>101376657
>343
>doing anything worthwhile towards the Halo IP

Sniper Marine...

She's got a sniper now!

free sniper

>>101376627
>>101376669
2001 Video Game, please understand...

>>101377071
Internally we refer to this as "Celebratory Crouching"

>realizes it's the first spot
kek

Doki...

This track lives rent free in my head:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMKf6j-AFIQ

>Pipipipipipipiipipipiuu
That was cute.

Cute Doki noises

>>101377406
Wait until this hits Doki's play-though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyUiu_2jjP8

>>101377406
That's pretty good

how long will it take her to figure out hunters?

>>101377647
Until she reach Halo 2...

Hunters soon

lmao

Kek

ENTER
>ENTER

>>101377647
uh.....

Now the invisible energy sworders

Doki's hijinks give me so much "There's something about Halo" vibes

CHAD ELITE SOLOING THE HUMANS

That entire sequence with the two sword-elites was great.

>>101377843
>>101377930
>>101377980
WORT WORT WORT

imagine if this was legendary with the gold elites on top of it

These aren't even the golden ones

>>101378002
>>101378035

>>101378002
Sword Elite my beloved

sex with Doki
Dokisex

It's only been 30 minutes, and already she's on the edge of breaking down

>No, i can't stay here
>imagine if NO!
Comedy gold.

dorkbird vs invisible sword boi

HUNTER ROUND 2

>checkpoint... done
SHE DID IT

SHE DID IT!
>>101378143
She will have PTSD with Elite noises lmao

>>101378143
Is it really Halo if you don't get nearly soft locked by a bad situation at a checkpoint?

SHE DID IT

She did it!

she made it!

Damn that plasma pistol fire, Doki has one hell of a finger game.
Mint is a lucky girl.

>retards sending supas just to backseat with information like energy swords and weapons swapping with allies that isn't even relevant until the second game
It's more grim than I even imagined...

>>101378341
>PTSD with Elite noises lmao
I'm already seeing some it it.

>>101378423
At least Doki makes money from them.

>>101378423
Did she even read them? I've been watching on and off

>>101378423
honestly pretty tame compared to what could and usually happens plus ez money

>>101378512
I don't think so, she just seems to be enjoying the game which is for the best

>>101378623
Ah nice, good

Her marines barely even lasted 5 seconds after hopping off the dropship

I love the music in this game because my mind hearing this track goes 'oh fuck hunters"

>>101378677
To be honest it is an interesting strategic decision to drop bunch of troopers literally in the middle of a killzone surrounded by enemies on elevated positions.

>>101378384
watching her shoot it that fast is insane like that's one hell of a trigger finger

This is the worst I've seen the marine AI lmao

Remind me so the flood show up in combat evolved I've been tuning in and out

>one marine does pic related
>they all bunch up and get killed by a plasma nade
The quality of recruits these days... very grim...

given that she'd had to have her marines replenished about 10 times this mission the Keyes escort is looking grim

>>101379167
But The Library is still far away from where Doki is!

>Keyes JOBBED to a Grunt
KWAB

RIP KEYES

I've never seen someone actually do worse with a plasma pistol because of a fast trigger finger and no fucking aim

kwab keyes

I was expecting her to have gotten to the library by this point

>>101379294
the best gamers either possess good mechanics or critical thinking, never both. In doki's case she doesn't seem to notice the plasma shots are too slow to hit strafing enemies from a distance.

>the xbox achievement sound
After all these years it still gives me a rush of dopamine

>>101375430
>>101375430
>>101375430
She is starting to NOTICE

>Jesus the pistol is too good
She's learning.

is she a worse driver than kat?

I think she's close to realizing there's no encounter in this game you cant crush with both of the pistols in your pocket

>>101379441
Remind me again whose head got sniped clean off

>>101379429
I can't wait for her soul to be crushed when she gets pistol in Halo 2.

>>101379599
BR my beloved

It's funny to see grays go "Whoa, language!" whenever Doki calls someone a whore LOL

>i like to live life on the edge
>sees a hunter
>lets go find a medkit

she needs to key in on the jackal flick

Reminder that the Hunter is just a colony of fucking worms

i cant wait for her to blow herself up with the rockets

>>101380007
Colonial animals actually exist right here on earth (ex: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siphonophorae), so you put in some sci-fi stank to it, it's not TOO weird.

>DOKI BACKSHOTS
LETS GOOOOOO

>>101380317
>>101380317
>>101380317
KEKAROOOO

>>101380317
As expected.

>>101380317
LMAO

>saving the rockets for the gold elite
>the only encounter with it is in the small tunnel

I don't remember that guitar riff

Blew up the Arbiter wannabe like a chump.

Fagoons that was fun. Impressive trigger finger on the plasma pistol.
t. tourist

Bye Doki...
ah that's bump limit too...who's got next bake?

Until next time Doki...

Bye Doki... what an AMAZING stream
I love Halo so much bros

bye, dorkbird...

>>101381172
happy you enjoyed the stream

Before we're all gone can someone tell me why she laughs so much?

>>101381294
>he doesn't know
actually I don't either. sounds like a nervous tic

>>101381294
laughing gas

I'm glad she enjoyed Halo, i was a bit skeptical because it's more of a run and gun style game like doom.

>>101381294
None one knows, but it was outright eerie when she did a no-laugh challenge.

>>101381348
u got a pen n paper rdy? im @ UR MOMS HOUSE

Why the fuck would Doki want another wiener dog instead of a normal one that wouldn't injure its spine by fucking jumping.

>>101381348
Cant wait for the next part, we will get the FLOOD kino

>>101381444
Tiem 2 d13

>>101381184
I can bake!

>>101381658
Thanks!

>>101379208
I miss that model so much..

Bread?

OVER HERE!
>>101383418
>>101383418
>>101383418

>>101383440
Thanks breadmaker.

>>101383440
thanks bread baker!