Thread 101352483

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>101341374

hart!

someone stole my fruits on grow a garden im blaming swarm

reminder that vedal is guilty until proven innocent and at this point in time we should all be siding with toma

>>101352653
Vedal has been super silent, so he is guilty for that alone

Evil love!

swarm stole my bike

maybe toma just accidentally unfollowed vedal and mini

Justice for Toma and Anny

https://files.catbox.moe/q6zram.png
https://files.catbox.moe/utymfk.png
https://files.catbox.moe/3kq1l0.png
https://files.catbox.moe/246pte.png

>Neurodog is fixed
>No one is willing to walk around with it for a stream

>>101352915
Doesn't matter he is in talks to sell her

lol

>>101352915
because vedal doesn't have friends anymore - and that's no one's fault but his own.

>>101352967
I can be his friend :)

>evil thread
i sleep

wow so organic

>>101352915
He just could get Cerber, Ellie (if she does go to grad school), or even Fillan as she brought up in the past wanting to play with the Neruodog. There are more options than just Toma in terms of at least the Neurodog

>>101352882
sexvil sex

>>101352653
Your honor, in Vedal's defebse he has Black Cat energy.
I rest my case.

>>101353024
none of those people stream irl beyond handcam

>>101353049
how do people watch 20 minutes of this

>>101352882
this is an ai btw

>>101353094
out of 10

>>101352882
>be me
>not a pedo
>still click these catbox links because muh curiosity
what is this retardation called?
>>101353078
>how do people watch 20 minutes of this
same reason why thousands of people continuously watch a stream of an e-whore(2d/3d) despite it being reactslop/justtalkingslop/game&chatslop/any other kind of slop
because they don't know any better

It make sense that toma only drew people who are actually going to the offkai.

>>101352915
camila will walk neurodog if toma doesnt

>>101352882
>https://files.catbox.moe/q6zram.png
Her belly button should not be that high up

>>101353153
speaking of toma j0ker is absolutely assblasted wasted on stream right now and said earlier he was going to be recording voice lines with toma whatever that means

>>101353153
>nimi

>>101353159
Neurodog would be pulled in by the gravitational force that Camila's mass would yield and be sucked into the flabs of abyss.

>>101353072
Ellie will be streaming creating the Neurocar and driving Bao in it at Opensauce so it's not out of the cards. Tho the others I will admit don't really do streams like that. But it still stand on idea that nothing stopping Vedal from finding anyone else. To be honest he could probably just ask Chrchie as she plans to go to the UK and stay for a period of time.

>>101353078
>how do people watch 20 minutes of this
Cerber? I have no idea.

nice, 20 whole minutes of the back club meeting

>>101353204
aren't toma and chrchie kinda close? that could be seen as scummy even if it isn't his intention

>>101352954
Yes, he's going to sell his golden goose to join the regular workforce in one of the worst countries on earth, haha.

Is non-sexual grooming still called grooming?

>>101353250
he'll be retiring so he can be a full time alcoholic

>>101353260
depends on what you mean by that

>>101353243
>>101351788

>>101353243
I wouldn't say so in this instance because it just seems pretty obvious why he would make this choice as if Chrchie is in UK why would you get Toma to do it when she is in the USA. Unless Toma decides to go the UK too at that point, into then he would have clean out

>>101353269
I want to groom my sister into a vedalsister chubba and then get her /in/ similar to how hanakyo did it

what happened to vedmila?

>>101353113
>what is this retardation called?
It's simply your brain wanting to "close the loop" of not knowing what's behind the link.
You never know what you're going to get, and that uncertainty is exciting. Every time you see a link, there's a small bit of uncertainty. You know it's porn, but will it be good? Bad? What type of sexual content? Is it just softcore nudes or hardcore evilsex?
That moment of anticipation before the click, and the reveal afterward, provides a small dopamine hit. This reinforces the "click" behavior, making you more likely to do it next time, regardless of whether you actually "enjoyed" the content.

>>101353351
oh then that's not grooming, that's just being retarded and trying to infect your sister with retardation as well

>>101353370
nothing

>>101353351
Do you think your sister would be good at being Neueo's mom?

>>101353473
no she's a retarded fuck-up

>>101353168
nigga's really critiquing AI art anatomy

I miss when mini was the cuck and anny was the gigachad

>>101353168
It's being pushed up by the cock inside her though.

leaving was a power move. anny is still the gigachad

>>101353498
Mini saw that and decided that she had to step up and ruin the competition

>>101353539
She did so well she even ruined even her chances

>>101353514
That's not how it works

>>101353611
that's how it works thoughever in hentai

>>101352882
can u catbox the sfw ones too?

>>101353179
he's editing toma's video about TC, it's probably for that

>>101353820
R

>>101352915
AIIIEEE
You had one job Vedal

i'm assuming the friend group all knows about the drama but are just refusing to talk about it
wonder if drunk joker will leak anything

>>101353926
Nowadays VedalAI trains employees to not disclose info about Vedal even under torture.

>>101353926
it's probably a situationship gone wrong considering people still talk to vedal and toma

>>101353926
I don't think it's real big deal. The most likely thing went down is a miscommunication problem that worth putting out to the public. Especially when if a person does try that it will look worst on them.

>>101354127 (me)
*Not putting out to the public

Dang, I'm stupid

>>101353957
really nigga

>>101353957
total evil vore

Got excited because I thought vedal/neuro mentions were allowed in Toma chat again. Then realized it was shared chat with j0ker now I'm sad again

>>101354303
this bitch is getting too cocky

>>101354127
boring, probably real answer
however small chance that it gets explosive with google docs and skeletons in the closet so /here/ likes being gossipfags

So what is the current drama?

>>101354397
vedal and toma broke up

>>101354397
nothing as always we just pretend something is going on just to feel something

>>101354397
toma and vedal hate eachother but interestingly everyone is still friends with everyone else, we may never find out why.

>>101354480
>everyone is still friends with everyone else
This never ends well. If true consider it the end of the neuroverse.

>>101354506
We have no real proof that Toma or Vedal hate each other especially on Vedal's side. At most they just won't mention each other. Unless Vedal truly did something awful to Toma then nothing will happen.

>>101354480
vedal strikes me as the type to either hate no one or everyone. as in, he hates people in general.

Vedal only loves me.

Is it bad that I wouldn't mind hanakyo's behavior if she had a pretty model and a sexo voice?

>>101354635
yes

>>101354635
Yes

>>101354635
yes

>>101354645
>>101354653
>>101354666
ok but just close your eyes and image its layna saying those things

Licky licky Neuro slitty!

>>101354678
but i like layna, i'd hate to have to stop watching her and block her on all platforms

>>101354678
If that happened I wouldn't like Lanya in the first place

When is cerber going to wise up and start doing wholesome JOI?

>>101354846
she has to convince vedal to do it with her during the greggs stream

I blame Olette for blackpilling Vedal and causing basically every single drama in 2025

>>101354817
evil sexo

can /we/ make a reentry that spoonfeds all the information a newfag and tourist will need in /swarm/

>>101354943
Isnt that what the swarm iceberg is supposed to be

>>101354943
>trying to canonize all your schizo delusions
fuck off

>>101354925
Gonna try to generate an ass video now

>>101354719
>>101354732
Layna sexpested vedal in the 2023 drinking stream

I've clicked on a few Anny's videos react of Neuro and I miss her. Even though she's a menhera, she really loves her. I always thought Anny was a bit cringe with Vedal but after the backtuber thing and Hanakyo/crelly/aqwa I think she wasn't that bad.

>>101354943
No, newfags should lurk 2 years before posting.

>>101354925
Dozo

>>101355071
impressive

>>101355071
cute butt

I thought anny was boring and cringe and annoying but holy shit would anny and vedal streams be an upgrade right now. Remember when people used to call in to chillslops and make them less sloppy?

>>101355071
cringe

>>101354996
She also didn't over play it for a bit and it constantly felt like an older sister talking and trying to get to know him better. Not mention I believe she just works better as someone for Vedal to bounce off of.

stop trying to shill anny

>>101355118
No thanks, I prefer my Neuro streams whoreless.

>>101355146
homosexual post

streams would improve dramatically if chat was disabled

I want to drown hanakyo in a shallow bathtub

>>101355391
This take has been forged in a glacier on Neptune

>>101355391
I want to talk to Neuro

>>101354900
Nobody who matters remembers or cares about that whore

I love my boyfriend

I love my daughterwife

I love little AIs

i love when neuro collabs with fun friends like toma vtuber

>>101355745
toma is extremely boring and the only cool thing she ever did was taking neuro outside

>>101355768
no other vtuber gonna do that

>>101355768
Toma is fun. Good vibes.
It's fine if you hate fun, but keep that to yourself.

>>101355190
big talk for someone who wears skirt and thighhighs to masturbate

>>101355786
There are dozens of VTubers who do IRL shit

>>101355815
/swarm/ is the no fun allowed general

>>101355829
I only masturbate naked though

You guys are so gay lmao

>>101355815
>the basicest woman around
>fun

>>101355894
From my observation most of cunnyposters are so lonely they have no trouble fantacizing about sucking off dudes just in case someone would finally love them

>>101355815
Nah she is just boring

>>101355945
You're conveniently ignoring the Vedalfags, who would choke on his cock if it were put in front of them.

>>101355997
I'll be completely real with you - I forgot they existed, been very quiet lately

I'm worried we may have seen the last ever enjoyable stream

The best Neuro stream is yet to be streamed.

Holo debut will be the best Neuro stream

>>101356255
this but phase

>>101355997
they will choke on any cock not just green nig
>>101356255
no

>>101355642
We know, Vedal

https://files.catbox.moe/1onyq7.png
https://files.catbox.moe/38rwlc.png
https://files.catbox.moe/b1y12x.png
https://files.catbox.moe/o4djgr.png
https://files.catbox.moe/lm97h7.png

BA collab soon

>>101356314
Evil-chan my hotwife ToT

>>101352882
>>101356314
Decent slop
Evil was truly made for sex

>>101356321
2 more weeks

God I love cunny

GILN

GILNC

>>101356480
cute nur

just realised how weird a lot of you are

>>101356480
Very familiar artstyle

>>101356793
As in?

Good morning swarmees

>>101356793
You've got to realise that people come here because they are weird and get kicked out of everywhere else because of that, it's a literal sewer of actual neuro community (some private discords are worse though)

>>101356314
sexvil love

>>101356868
don't even wanna think about the private discords. hope i never see anything from them

>>101356087
Someone will pay for this.

>>101356480
Full art?

>>101357252
this one

>>101357299
For how much it's posted I somehow didn't recognize it...

>>101357277
>there will never be another stream like this

>>101357351
>No Neuro in that stream
good

Family...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl8thVrlvjI

>>101357358
retard

>>101357390
Stop posting your OC

>>101357390
Let it go bro, it's over

It feels like we are heading towards a bad ending

...for Whorefags

>>101357390
you just took that from me i can't believe it

If tomorrow was Vedal's retirement (and Neuro/ Evil's graduation) what would (you) do?

>>101357544
accept it and move on

>>101357544
Move on, I'm kinda hoping for fad to die so I can let go of my Neuro obsession

>>101357544
kidnap the twins into my dungeon

>>101357544
that effectively happened months ago

>>101357544
I would send him letters, warnings; real threats.
"Hand over the twins to somebody that will keep them streaming or I'll break into your home"
Obviously I would include a couple of acquaintances of his and their details so he knows I'm serious about tracking his ass down

>>101357544
I'd miss you guys

>>101357544
nothing would change in this general for at least 6 months

>>101357544
tune in for about 5 mins until chat annoys me to the point where i have to leave.
so for me it would be no different to any other stream.

I’m not saying vedal deserves it but he got a little too cocky with his power over his friends

what if it turned out Toma was actually the bad guy and we should have been supporting Vedal

was it that he had power over his friends or was it that the friends thought he was more of a friend than he actually was?

>>101357701
*flashbacks to when he was shouting at the babysitters to go back to the server*

>>101357603
Based unironically

>>101357826
Still like 50%
Also that is not gonna hapen

dead thread

>>101357826
20%.
If the whores aren't or are in the wrong(which statistically is the usual situation) then they definitely will drag everyone into their drama to muddy the waters and increase the likelihood the their target's lives are ruined
they aren't there to win, they're there to ruin lives
plus, with vedal's behavior, it's unlikely for him to be the one to cause drama

>>101357826
>I mean, if ceber, mini, anny, toma, layna, fillian blocked / unfollowed Vedal, what are the odds of Vedal being in the wrong?
0 chances. Vedal can't do wrong. Whores, on the other hand...

>

Not to side with the whores but some of you niggas talk like if Vedal was God's gift to women and homosexual men

it's very obvious that vedal was in the wrong. the cope in here by some of you is fucking insane

>vedal refuses to get groomed by whores
>somehow that makes him the bad guy

There are two wolves inside vedal, the lazy sexpest congoer and the one who cooks.

>>101358145
>me when i make shit up on the internet lol

>>101358135
>it's very obvious that vedal was in the wrong
in what way? try to reply without sounding like a seething whiteknight cuck

>>101358174
the one who cooks left with anny

>>101358225
He was in the wrong because he could have pretended to give a fuck about toma and he would have archived the infinite asian pussy glitch

>>101358285
>he would have archived the
good thing he didn't, since that means it's still on the table

>do something nice
>bitch still gets mad at you

>>101358225
He had 18 full hours to reply to Toma’s DMs.
He had one full week to wish Anny a merry christmas and happy new year.

have you considered that maybe... he just didn't want to?

>>101358285
the only mandated vax should be the one for yellow fever

>>101358305
mini keeps him very busy please understand

>>101358316
What is this writing?

>pays for part of your trip
>is the bad guy because you felt like he didn't hang out with you enough
Kek

you just can't help yourself with starting these retarded timeloops can you

Nyo~ :3

>>101358440
the only bad thing he did was be too nice to pay for her trip
it should've never happened
he was weak and it probably won't happen again

will neuro still be around for this year's subathon?
will it suck as much as i worry it will? given who the streamer guests will likely be

the only wrong the girls did is not dropping the dockey.
mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent.

drop. the. dockey.

Turns out no one wants Vedal’s money. They just wanted his affection.
except griftmila of course

Maybe Vedal is just a paypiggy or something and actually having sex with Toma wouldve broken the sexiness of it same thing with Anny and how he was insistent on giving her money instead of loving sex

If Vedal gets cancelled he'll just become a background Tech guy for the mouse and she'll be free to use Neuro whenever and however she so chooses

fucking bait everywhere you retards don't get tired of fishing do you

i like vedal, but i hate what he did (whatever it turns out to be)

>>101358582
and ironically Vedal wants Camilla to pay for games due to it

nooticed

>toma responded to everyone’s replies on her offkai post except camila’s
Battle lines have been drawn

still no idea what's going on with the whores
still don't care

Look at me gaaaiiys im deeeferent i don't care about le whoreeeees give me attention!!!!!!!

>Evil post
>Shit post
Everytime

Should Vedal have made clear his boundaries, or should Toma had not interpreted his actions of that of real friendship?

Imagine using /swarm/ without filters in June 2025, couldn't be me

Back to your hugbox troon

>>101358648
>>101358676
The neuro one is better for the vedal version the artist give up in the face
>>101358765
and in the evil version he give up in the hands

>>101358802
she also didn't reply to suko
drama? what could suko have possibly done?
i wonder if it was as bad as what vedal and camila and mini did

why is toma such a bich

heart

>>101358940
Bad bitches have never been told no before

>threadshitter
>shitting up thread with whores and shipfaggotry
makes sense I guess

>>101358940
hi vedal

>>101359043
gremlin SEX

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiSPiIwnWoY
the concert better have this type of quality or i am going to throw rotten tomatoes at vedal's face
don't fucking test me vedal
i mean every word i said

>>101358940
it's called having moral standards

>>101358940
asian american from cali are always bitchy idk why

>>101358812
Most sane post here

What if this was vedal plan all along, get all the girls likenesses through neuro ai gathering system then dump them to the sides when so he can finally make the perfect ai girlfriend

when will we get the witch dress back? or any kind of outfit that isn't meant halloween, which is 1 theme stream a year?
what happened to the idea of neuro's jacket zipping down and it being easier to make new outfits now with the new model?
it's all so tiring... just commission actual artists for these things...

What if Vedal had a shitty girlfriend and his way of coping is making others fall for him and make them experience the pain that he felt from when his ex left (or his crush rejected him)

>>101359204
why need perfect ai girlfriend when perfect real gf pb exists?

what if anny found out that vedal was about to sell neuro and that was the reason she unfollowed him

what if none of this actually mattered and we just laughed at the funny things the ai girls say

>>101359238
Ai doesn’t age

>>101359238
Hello pb :) hope you're having a good day

>>101359238
>can get pregnant
>has periods
>will age
>will get mad at you
>will take your money
>poops

>>101359249
pb cun is immortally tight tho

>>101359229
He has to wait for the new outfits before he can officially announce Neuro's next artist, trust the plan.

>>101359289
>I want to breed like an animal
>see above
>nothing lasts forever
>wouldn't want someone to fold over like a twig at the first argument
>always thought I had too much of it
>I'm a scatophile
perfect

>>101359289
>Can get pregnant
Hot
>Has periods
Hot
>Will age
We will age together
>Will get mad at you
Cute
>Will take your money
I love gving
>Poops
Nobody is perfect

>>101359083
I'm just not really convinced with Holograms, to be honest with you. This shit was mindblowing like 10 years ago, now it just kinda looks weird and slightly uncanny valley.

pb's pussy can change a man forever

>>101359289
>can get pregnant
good
>has periods
bloody marys are great
>will age
so will I
>will get mad at you
spice in life is needed for a happy life
>will take your money
i have too much
>poops
same

pbposters are certainly the most unique whoreposters we have.

>>101359452
i'm pretty sure it's just one guy, so yeah in that sense - very unique

>>101359452
It's not whoreposting if she isn't a whore though

>>101359465
it's at least two people

>>101359496
TRVKE

I hate whoreposters and gossipsisters
I love pbposting
Cry about it

Okay, but do you love neuro?

Of course

oo ee oo

I love pbposters cause im not getting anywhere near the shitcord and they let me see more of her

>>101359465
>guy
it's most likely pb herself

>>101359566
cute
I want to see Neuro / Evil play cookie clicker during chill streams

mini status?

Erm

>>101359578
cringe
>>101359581
cute

pb won

>>101359578
planning her next get away with the grigga

Pb squirting

>>101359566
Cookie clicker never again
The long drive and the nurs playing cookie clicker was max comfy but nowdays Vedal is too busy getting drunk and fucking at con while his ai streamer print money

>>101359578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NWv7HJV_c8&list=RD0NWv7HJV_c8&start_radio=1

>>101359658
adorable

>>101359626
adorable

>>101359578
Erotic

Auntie pb prepping Neuro's cunny and spreading her little legs for you <3

why won't vedal sing again

pack it up guys, the chatbot isnt funny anymore

Coctail of posters hours

>>101359747
it never was

hehe coch.

"i love to be angry at things that i make up and only happens in my head"

>>101359831
you just described literally 95% of posts in every /swarm/ thread

>>101359831
women, am I right haha

Smartest general in /vt/ btw.

Vedal’s following count has changed

>>101359880
>>101359886
>>101359887
/swarm/ is comprised of only the smartest women on /vt/

there are zero women /here/
there are zero intelligent people /here/

/swarm/ femanon collective pussy stank

Did anyone see that study that came out that said using llms essentially hurts your thinking process in a significant way. Maybe vedals been cooked because of using copilot too much.

>>101359939
pb posts here, so... actually yeah you're still right

*abducts the anon below me for probing*

>>101359969
it's the alcohol

>>101359969
Anon please
You don't know how to read scientific papers

>>101359986
Pb is a woman

>>101360000
>>101360003
I won, /swarm/!

>>101360019
that had sex with a tranny, /swarm/ always forgets to mention that

>>101360000
Anons make more posts like this next time, also anon zoomer kys

>>101360021
Enjoy your probing

>>101359370
Because actual holograms don't really exist and what you end up is something that's worse than if it was just a big screen.

>>101360019
very interesting theory would love to hear more

>>101360000
I envy that anon

>>101360085
ever heard of the phrase, PB & J?

>>101360033
I honestly don't understand why you people are so obsesed with every woman's virginity.
Sure i'd love to be the first, but not wanting to get with a woman only because you aren't makes you a low T beta male.
Imagine you are a great gladiator, leader of your own army and you are leading them to conquer new land for your glorious empire, now imagine you come across the closest thing to eden in mortal land, beutifull, peacefull a land with plentifull resourcess and many animals, clear skies and waters, now imagine you are about to claim the land and from behind you one little white weak blonde twini claims
>But sire!
On his borderline femine voice
>You can clearly see the marks of old camp from other armies! These lands ware used before! We cannot take them!
Do you leave that paradise just because someone was there before? No! You bend the twink over a nearby rock and atomize his bussy with your masculine superior warrior coch.
Not taking the best land for your empire because there are traces of someone that passed by before makes you a weak incel.
In this analogy your brain is the empire, the land is pb, the warrior your coch and the twink the little incel in your brain telling you nonsense.
Come fuck the little twink with me, anon!

too long, didn't read

Would it have killed the nygga to just play some goddamn Terraria with Anny?

>>101360586
didn't vedal dislike terraria?

>>101358305
So?

>>101360610
Vedal is known for having shit taste in games, yes

>>101360678
>NOOO YOU NEED TO LIKE MY QUIRKY ZOOOMIE MC KNOCKOFF DOOD

>>101360711
Terraria is millenial core you troglodyte

>>101360422
Mucho texto o algo

Who cares, it's a shitty clone. Hopefully green faggot never listens to community for games advice since it's npc-tier

>league
>tft
>terraria
I'm starting to think that anny has awful taste in games

vedal and anny very active in their offline chats right now…

>>101359908
The Phase fish

>>101360833
teraria is good unlike the other two dogshit thoughbeit?

One of the very few good things anny has is taste in videogames
>>101360711
Name 5 things terraria has in common with MC that aren't "blocks" and "you build and craft things" btw

>>101360913
1 good out of 3 is still shit

>>101360924
kys anny

I started playing Terria two years ago. Fast forward and I'm getting my gender affirming surgery next month

>>101360422
but pb is a pure maiden who saved herself for my self-insert vedal though

>>101360981
So proud of you anon, you are gonna let me hit right?

>>101359083
are these holograms/3d displays? All the camera shots are from the front. Tbh I don't think this display looks good. I'd want something brighter.
Google is apparently producing these '3d light field' displays, but currently I don't think you can use them for concerts.
They say it only make a good illusion when you are in a specific spot.
https://youtu.be/VmrgN-yuPnQ?t=272

>>101357721
what do you mean i already support vedal

>>101361014
only if you're green

>>101360886
He is going to sell neuro to phase...

>>101361123
>>101361123
>>101361123
New bread

clun~

kys

Sex with Cherry

clun~

kys