Thread 101356243

83 - Calcium Clown Edition

>What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base for making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating; otherwise, use Vegas Pro or Premiere.

>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?
Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.

>I see the rentry! How do I join?
Just DM boop147 on discord to join! Is an opt-in and you can always request to be removed later on!

Open company auditions:
Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en
Niji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307
Also, hololist with other minor agencies opening auditions: https://hololist.net/news/tag/audition/

Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
Common Trolling techniques in /here/: https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm
/ASP/list: https://rentry.co/asplivelist
Tierlist: https://tiermaker.com/create/-asp-iring-vtubers-18301794
Recurrent Vtuber Questions: https://pastebin.com/UXYkrALE

Previous Thread: >>101324572

>>101356243 (OP)
REPS ANCHOR:

REPLY WITH HINTS ON WHAT YOU'RE WORKING ON, WHAT YOU'RE PLANNING FOR, OR WHAT YOU NEED TO ACTUALIZE YOUR CONTENT. IMAGES ARE OPTIONAL.

>>101356243 (OP)
LINK ANCHOR:

REPLY WITH LINK WHEN YOU OR AN /ASP/IE GOES LIVE. IMAGES ARE OPTIONAL.

https://rentry.co/asplivelist

Have a happy OffKai if you celebrate

>>101357195
I'm not offkai fucking my oshi, I'm upset

ill be at offkai crossdressing if you see me, you can get a free blowjob

>>101357400
post pics if real

>>101357400
HARU?!?!?

>>101357400
Thanks Megino, I'll take you up on that

>>101357684
Imagine flying to the other side of the world to suck off some strangers
If Megino wants some dick he can get it locally, there's nothing wrong with Italian sausage

WIP for the next Suraya Archive character pamphlet.

Why are no asp models reaching this level of kino?

>>101357405
I'll make it easy for you because i had a bad day

>>101358358
c-cute...

>>101358358
Are you a /here/ tuber? I want to know if I'm getting sucked by a local celebrity

>>101357989
>>101357684
Definitely not for free!
But jokes aside, I'm a vtuber I don't exist in the real world.

>>101358358
Vtuber cosplay?

>>101358358
Suisei crossplay?

Why the fuck did she tell me they had sex yesterday......

>>101359535
>he forgot that they all have boyfriends
all of them are having sex, anon

>>101358731
just ask him in person you might be able to go through 2-3 suisei cosplayers before you get kicked out

>>101356260
First alt outfit soon.jpg. just need to send everything over to artist and discuss details, like general look, toggles, etc

>>101358731
>>101359108
>>101359253
thread reaching levels of touchless desperation previously unknown

>>101359535
Nikokado has had more sex than any of us

>>101360104
speak for yourself broski

>yahhh brou its all about getting those goddamned diggity hot big numberss and making it about this metricc
>look at the biggest vtubers out there
>not even the holos are getting 5views, even less any twitch streamer whose name doesn't start with I and ends with ronmouse

>>101360185
Always aspire to be less than. Aim for the dirt so you'll never miss. Shooting for the moon is for suckers who want to be something.

>>101360214
Throw every free moment of the early years of your adult life at aspiring to be a dancing monkey for losers on the internet in exchange for minimum wage

>>101360345
the only thing that matters is the bag, your life is measured in the amount of green paper a corporation deigns to give you before you die. settle for less, be less, create nothing, be nothing, life ends at 25

>>101359535
Because you were being a parasocial fuck

>>101360399
I'm 23 and I'm penniless, degreeless, gf less, jobless
and I'm still bad at videogames

>>101360459
this isn't a confessions thread bro

I want to wake up next to you

>>101360545
wow name them sis
is it me?
I hope they're talking about me this time
This post is definitely about me

>>101360579
Iriya

>>101360616
Pukki...

See guys I'm so funny I said the names again, I even put the ellipses at the end too so it looks like I'm concerned.

>>101360545
I hope you die

>>101356260
Finishing up SAMMI commands and finalizing plans for tomorrow's event stream. I hope it'll all go okay...

>>101360579
Omo

>>101360017
I just want to know if I can farm some clout, I ain't doing so hot and would like to network a little

>>101358254
tourist doesn't know tupo

>>101356277
https://www.twitch.tv/holdenfalsch
Playing MTG Arena with bad decks and worst ideas. Going to explain my idea for a future event

Megino is a good babi

>>101362590
tupo is NOT kino in the way a 2006 deviantart oc mimic is

>>101362720
all babis should post their bussies

Offkai sex

>>101360459
You have no idea how young and clueless you actually are lol
You're still practically just a large teenager

>>101360459
>penniless
Get a job.
>degreeless
Fill out your FAFSA and apply to schools. (I'm assuming you're in the US)
>gf less
Do this part last or at least after you get a job.
>jobless
Do something about it. Fill out applications.

>>101364818
Post nose

>>101364818
What about the bad at video games part

Is Boris a good name for a vtuber? Please respond or I’ll blow your fucking head off.

CUNTESSA PLEASE PEG ME WITH YOUR HORN

Don't forget to add OffKai to your Twitter mute list so you can stop seeing all of the obnoxious tweets from clout chasing crabs and much more.

Don’t forget to add every name except your own to your 4chanX filter so you only see posts about you.

>>101365147
>obnoxious tweets from clout chasing crabs
what does this EVEN mean

Don't forget to forget about everything after the thread dies, endless cycle of repetition due to the tabula rasa of our own making, eternally perpetuated by our acceptance of the chains of the endless present.

>>101365213
People talking about having fun with each other

>>101364913
Skill issue. Get gud, or play more games and find something that you're good at. Seek the skill solution.

>>101365065
Unless you look like a Boris, no.

>>101365065
Sounds like a russian ojisan
or boris johnson

>>101364836
I have a button nose. There's not a single Jew in my family tree as far as I'm aware.
I'm ethnically British. My family came to North America in the late 17th century, and my family tree exclusively contains the children of other English, Scottish and Welsh immigrants.

What a pity it is that you think getting your shit together is some kind of Jewish plot.

what game should i play

>>101365935
Chicken invaders universe

>>101365935
Ghost in the Shell for the PS1

>>101365935
lifeweb

>>101365935
the one where you kill yourself irl

>>101365935
habbo hotel

>>101365825
get out of my country whitey. This is rightful Native clay you gross colonizer

>>101366299
Haha pools closed guys

>>101365825
>meanwhile the first thing the spanish and french got was native pussy

>>101365825
>ethnically british
ew post teeth

>>101366539
Yeah, some of my ancestors on my mom's side were apparently so opposed to race mixing that they even resorted to inbreeding at the beginning of the 1800s. Not exactly an uncommon thing in the Appalachians back then, but still super gross.

have fun at offkai to those who are going!

OffKai mubarak!

>>101365147
If you're muting offkai on twitter because people are talking about having fun together you are the biggest cuck in vtubing. consider rope.

>>101366539
I would have done the same, especially in latam, love me some big bunda

>talking about anime I liked on stream
>mention nagatoro
>half my viewers found it "problematic"
I didn't do a good job filtering my audience

>>101367084
You should kill them

>>101367084
Liking Nagatoro is as retarded as calling it problematic

>>101367084
Oh, man... that sucks.
That's one of the best romantic comedies I've ever seen! :(

>>101365147
If they have friends = clout chasing crabs

>>101367133
Filtered.

>>101365935
Poop Killer 8

>>101365935
hellmoo

>>101367084
I like the porn he wrote

I'm going to meet my oshi at Offkai and fuck him!

>>101367339
whoa dude so edgy

>>101356277
Haha! Digby isn't at offkai
Digby would never go to offkai
Conventions are cringe because they're never near me!

Instead I'm gonna play Stellar Blade

https://www.twitch.tv/digbycat

>>101356277
https://www.twitch.tv/ramnorthewanderer
I HAVE RETURNED
Also Im live

I can't believe Digby has serially cucked me at his local conventions. It me was me who should have cumflated him. ME, DAMN IT!

>>101367482
barbie dressup

>>101367495
You went to Vexpo you dumb cat

>>101356277
fuck you
https://twitch.tv/anythingarax

>>101367084

"hurr durr diddy blud media and the mc is such a pussy!!!!!" they could never make me hate nagatoro, genuinely one of my favorite romance manga i've read...

>>101369266
tan mesugaki bitch that needs correction

sign me the fuck up

Nagatoro is self insert galore

>>101367404
I think it's overrated, but I haven't read all of it, mostly Yupiel. Not the dog.

fwofie I love you

>>101369424
nagatoro is good shit, the people who complain about it are just weaklings who feel a little TOO close the MC and are ashamed about it

Why is it whenever I commission an artist to do emotes/illustrations of my model I always get super nitpicky. I feel like I see things that should be obvious to the artist. I don't know if artists are expected to take artistic liberties since they obviously can't recreate another artist's character 100% and I'm just being too autistic about these things. Should I just lower my expectations? I mean I guess my hair is kinda complex now that I think about it, so I can see why other artists keep botching it. I dunno.

>>101369743
if you have an over-designed character then the blame is on you, learn how to pick a better design

>>101369743
How much are you paying them? Are you paying them good money?

>>101369527
Tell her in person at offkai

>>101369743
Tip them if you're super picky and autistic. That'll make you feel better.

>>101370264
maybe I will

Marimari_en days are over, now the room to go to is Fwofie's room!

>>101370467
Was waiting for the unfunny posts about that to start.

>>101370467
I thought that people would be forming a line outside Gumpai's room?

>>101370550
No no Gumpai doesn't have a room, she's hopping from room to room/bathroom/empty event room in exchange for free merch, twitter follows and a place to crash.

>>101370759
After all that I still want to eat her tight asian pussy

>>101370884
I am going to fucking kill you with a box cutter.

>>101371053
Harder daddy

>>101370884
Yeah well if you were in the cuckcord you'd know the rape schedule, nonny. I already signed up for the last one friday because I want to wait until she thinks she can rest before having my turn.

>>101368341
Lies! Lies and slander!
But also very true

>>101356243 (OP)
What /asp/ies can you meet and fuck at OffKai?
>HARD MODE: NOT FWOFIE

>>101371838
If any of you fuckers are here I’m killing you

>>101371838
If any of you say you recognize me or my voice, no you don't. Also, I will consider my life in immediate danger and defend myself.

>>101371838
At least someone got laid

>>101371143
That's horrible I love it

>>101372055
Singing, well known activity mid coitus

>>101372055
Any idea on who the other attendees are?

VTubers that meet each other irl are very brave. I don't think I could trust anyone with my identity and I would be paranoid about them taking pictures of me without my consent to expose me online. I didn't become a VTuber to expose myself later, otherwise I would just become a regular streamer.

>>101372359
It’s been well established for decades that society’s trash meet up in hotel rooms at cons for sex

>>101372380
Yeah we need to figure out so we can start up another timeloop of retarded namedropping and retarded cuck jokes

>>101372446
real, there's a bunch of local streamers that meet up in my city that have invited me out to a bunch of stuff before, but I'm too chickenshit to go out.

Also because I don't think I fill the "vtubers are actually hot IRL" meme

>>101372447
How are you still a virgin then?

>>101372446
This is why I do every OPSEC I can. I make separate accounts using separate emails, I make an entirely new bank account for donations, I bought a new PC just to do everything on it that's not related to my IRL.
I dont trust anyone with my identity and I avoid anyone taking pictures of me because I know they would expose me.

Nobody will ever find out that I'm Batman.

funniest part about this shithole is any of these one viewer andys thinking anyone gives a shit about how greasy and foul-smelling they are in real life.

>>101370550
Cammy didn’t give her permission

with so many people at offkai this thread is going straight back to being an unbearable """"viewer"""" shithole of bad posts

>>101371838
hazmat and ubume (polyamorous swingers running a hotel room orgy)

>>101372055
12 /asp/ies in 1 room? I’m surprised the floor hasn’t caved in. The wonders of engineering.

Wish I had enough balls to jump head first off my window

>>101372763
We should let the thread die and not post here anymore. We can all talk to each other IRL right now.

>>101372857
majority of them aren't aspies, youre funny in the head if you think otherwise. that squad was wise enough to make friends outside of this shithole.

hey guys

u might not be having fun and partying at offkai

but at least u can still drink and get high alone in your room

bless (buy my alb8m)

>>101372946
who the fuck is "we" schizo chan. you've made this post so many times but you keep coming back

>>101373357
Greetings Shaniachan

>>101372996
if they talk to anyone here they are aspies

>>101373536
Maybe one day you'll find the cure for your aspergers

>>101373357
did you make a new album? upload it on your youtube

Fwufcuck bros, how we feeling?>>101373527

>>101373357
Post your fat cock

>>101374393
What the implication here? That Fwofie is fucking Shania? We already know she fucked Cheen and at the very least had e sex with Iriya and Camui so it isn’t surprising.

The new anime list on x makes me realize that I have always been a fucking gooner

>>101368341
and he's going again I believe

>>101371838
mawg in suisei cosplay

>>101371838
Daiya
Alpin
Vertebrae
Klondike

>>101374398
its a micropenis

so peaceful thread

*Pets (you)*

>>101375604
all the crabs and schizos are at offkai

https://www.twitch.tv/harumizukich

Haru will be playing Steam NextFest games today!

What do I do if the community asks for a place to talk after streams? I'd hate to have to babysit a discord, should I say I'm not interested and let them do their unofficial one, or will that bite me in the ass too?

do high 2views/low 3views make any money at all streaming?

>>101375951
unless they have an oiler they are not making even minimum wage as a low 3 view let alone 2 views
this is even taking into consideration about third world countries, even for them you need to get at least the equivalent of 400 subs a month just to get the equivalent of a minimum wage

>>101375917
Why wouldn't you want a discord? It's a good way to retain viewers.

>>101376018
that's depressing. I have some smaller vtubers I like but it's a bit sad to know they aren't actually making much of a living. I like knowing they have a main gig though.

>>101375917
it's pretty cool if you like your viewers

>>101376065
managing a community fucking sucks for some people

>>101375951
I think you need to be middle-high 3view if you want to make minimum wage solely with ads

>>101375951
Most money people make is from oilers and other methods like merch and sponsors.

Calling it now, someone's feelings are going to get hurt and they're gonna go on hiatus or graduate.

>>101375951
Highly depends on your audience and how you monetize your content. I know a vtuber with 90 viewers that makes enough money to quit her day job since it pays more. I know a vtuber with 200-300 viewers who bought land and a house with the money she earned from streaming.
It's possible but you gotta be business minded and think about content you make and how to sell them with something you make.

>>101375917
as an indie/small vtuber, you need to build a community for people to come back. If you arent interested in managing one, just get someone to make it and mod it for you. Make sure to keep server ownership though.

>>101333235
elfin thread

>>101375917
managing a community discord is a liability and a hassle. anyone telling you that you must or you have to is a groomer

>>101377339
Damn that's crazy but nobody cares about your off-topic whore

>>101377349
you should also stream to nobody, all viewers are groomers.

who will be the first one to leak pics from offkai?

>>101377676
Why do you keep making these posts? Desperate and sad.

>>101377708
which posts, this was my first one :(

>>101377676
My friends are already sending me pics, but thats because I'm a good friend and care about them. Dont worry, they can definitely tell that you're disingenuous creep so good luck scouring twitter for any crumbs to create rrats over.
asp is so pathetic

Who will be the first to do (clearly insane thing) at offkai?

>>101377676
Remember when the photos eventually leak that all vtubers are evil and you should never trust any of them. Always keep your OPsec and to hide your identity IRL all the time. Use a fake name and ID. Claim you are someone else.

>>101378027
Just like last time right sis?

I don't know why I find Agumii so hot fuck fuck fuck

>>101378027
Not all vtubers are drama mongering psychotic freaks, but /asp/ definitely houses the worst of them. Things will be kept private until someone's schizo delusion mindbreaks them into thinking someone in their clique has wronged them and then the salt will flow.

>>101378261
Yeah I remember when that didn't happen too.

>this thread is full of the worst of the worst so when evil horrible things happen I will victory lap telling you I told you so
said the very well adjusted and definitely not schizophrenic individual

>>101378380
>nobody has ever been doxxed or had their dms leaked or servers leaked or had schizo raids organized against them or otherwise had their careers or mental health negatively impacted as a direct result of the people that come here
said the false flagger

I think it would be nice if someone let off some mustard gas at offkai.

>>101378776
how much of a bitter little lonelyfag do you have to be to comment stuff like this lmfao
if you ever wonder why no one likes you, im going to let you know that its your own fault

>>101375917
Youtube community is much better than discord if you want to manage your parasocialism under control and it also gets you noticed by the algorithm. Notice the spike of trivia polls in youtube, everyone seems to do this from sports to anime to shorts creators.
Discord gets stale pretty fast if you don't have a large active community

>>101378852
Holy fucking seethe

>>101378852
what kind of livid bitch writes this, posts it and then signs their shit fit with "lmfao" thinking it makes them sound less mad? someone didn't get invited to the offkai orgy

>>101379036
lmao you're so mad no one thought your "joke" was funny

>>101379502
Oh yeah. You're angry

>>101378186
https://files.catbox.moe/k3w81v.png

>>101378852
>>101379036
>>101379502
this kind of shitflinging helps convince me there are actual women in here and not just larpers

>>101378380
It is truly sad how mentally ill some of the people here are

I think most /asp/ies are the drizzling shits and I only check out the new ones occasionally, only to be inevitably disappointed by their fickle locker room behavior off stream.

Probably finishing deltarune idk
https://www.twitch.tv/theedgey

>>101379036
Let me guess, also the anon who unironically writes "Women should be raped and killed"
gosh golly you sure are dark and edgy, NO ONE understands you, huh? lmfao

>>101380459
>that pic
C R I N G E

>>101380477
you're right, edgy polfags are pretty cringe

>>101375858
scary!

Is this malding femoid just going to spam the thread with her normie reaction images all night or what? Vtubers? Vtubing? Hello?

ToHeart 2025 Remake (demo) starting soon
My first streaming of a visual novel playthrough.

I read that VNs are a debuff, but if it has 3D graphics like Persona series, maybe it's different.
https://www.twitch.tv/LavandeeDeProvence/

>>101380553
we have malding moids all year

Its really tragic how many people write absolutely retarded stuff and then try to cope by thinking they're ironic and edgy when they're just autistic and insufferable

>>101380623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql4JgBBgHA4

So then I said "we who is getting raped first?" and then nobody laughed. I was pretty bummed but I'm sure the next one will get lots of (You)s

https://www.twitch.tv/holdenfalsch
Make a clip or two and then play a game

Waiting for pictures.

Patiently waiting!

>>101356260
Im super excited for my first stream in a few days!! ill be streaming blue archive when it drops on steam!

any tips before i go live?

>>101381582
Write down some interesting topics or thoughts that occured during the day when you need to go off the cuff. Don't look at the numbers.

>Kampie hasn't streamed in 12 days

It's ogre...

>>101380623
You havent streamed in 6+ months stfu

>>101382641
thats not me actually

>>101383022
Time to learn about md5, unless you are saying that you have been skinwalking her for so long

>>101382534
What other /asp/ies are MIA?

I hope I’ve grown enough by next June to make visiting OffKai worth it.

>>101383187
Iriya

>>101383187
I’m worried about one.

>>101383327
Who?

>>101383275
OffKai is for a bunch of sweaty nerds to get scammed by a convention company into believing they'll get to have sex

>>101383327
Name them!

>>101379762
eww

>>101383327
Is it me?

>>101383275
Expensive way to hang out with people.

I don't think embedding views is bad.

>>101383474
thanks for the input fextralife

Do you like me?

>>101383587
I love you and tomorrow I'll love someone else.

>>101383587
Who are you?

>>101383587
Name yourself!

>>101383587
Are you me?

nice thread guys, lots of good vtuber conversation with the 100 1-2 word replies to retarded vagueposts

>>101383707
Just let the thread die since it's just the one mentally ill schizo spamming the thread trying to get responses with himself.

>>101383681
No, I'm me

>>101383796
You keep saying this but somehow just don't process how fucking stupid you sound. If your solution is to "let it die" then do it yourself and fuck off.

>>101383275
I'm incredibly excited for the cringe stories from vtubers of fans trying to pick them up

>>101383831
wow you're mad, have fun wrestling with the schizo then

>>101383796
>let /asp/ die
>no

please be aware of mentally ill retards like me

>>101383849
>umad
don't let the door hit you on the way out

>>101383856
Don't worry, I already am.

I've never been to a convention before. What do people even do? Buy acrylic keychains and leave? I get it if you're a cosplayer, but for the average guy

>>101383989
Good for you. Seriously though, please be careful.

>>101384008
Go to panels, hang out with your friends, get drunk or high if you're into it, get laid if you can

>>101384096
Why not just go to your friends house then

>>101384169
Some of us don't have friends. This is 4chan after all.

>>101384096
That sounds depressing.

>>101384008
visit artists you like, cosplay or look at cosplayers, meet people with similar interests, meet up with friends, excuse to travel to a different city, party if you have friends there or meet people who think you're cool. I've never had sex at a con and I don't know anyone who has, but people on here say that it happens quite a lot so I guess that's another positive

overall cons are pretty fun but can feel a bit lonely if you have a tough time talking to new people and you go there alone. if you're a cute girl people will talk to you without you having to do anything though

>>101384211
List your friends and enemies right now

>>101384240
addendum: "cute girl" just means "girl who isn't fat" in this context

>>101383474
crane did this and i asked him how he did it

>>101384278
conventions are fun. I mostly go just to take photos, though.

>>101384343
>that pic
OH NO NO NO

>>101384243
friends
nobody

enemies
whatever my mind feels like at any given moment. from zero to literally the entire world and the cosmos

>>101384376
it gets worse!

>>101384410
Time to throw away my Fauna hat.

>>101384446
F

>>101384476
STOP! I DON'T HAVE MANY MORE HATS LEFT!

>>101384169
Because then they couldn't visit their friends. It's a common meeting point for a bunch of social circles with a shared interest

>>101384664
blud who ong likes vtubers ctfu

>>101384169
what if you have five friends that live on different continents but you all want to meet and have food together and bond

>>101384689
why do you talk like a faggot?

>>101384216
Maybe I don't explain it well, but if you know other people going and have any social skills they're a good time

it makes me sad that even my mods doesn't watch my stream
damn I'm boring as fuck

>>101385032
they're probably just busy. you can't expect any of your viewers to watch all your streams. try to have more confidence, your insecurity probably bleeds into your demeanor.

>>101385032
>>101385062
Don't listen to this guy. Your mods hate you and they're shit talking you in a different server. The viewers you have are just monitoring you to report back to the mods that are working against you. You'll see.

>>101384376
The Ina cosplayer is kind of cute though

Everyone is out for your blood except for me. You can trust me, pookie...

>>101385032
your mods are bored because you have no viewers for them to lord over

I want your blood Pukki

i'm going to make pukki want to die

>>101385640
>>101385659
Omo...

>>101385741
left could look very nice if she lost some weight
right is hot

>>101385911
bro...

She makes me feel seen :')

>>101386642
She's playing you like a fiddle

Anyone get raped at OffKai yet?

>>101358731
yea, but a relic from the past i haven't checked this thread in like 3 years.

glad to see nothing has changed though

Why are my cat’s eyes shaped like that? Why are they shiny? wtf!

>scrolling twitter
>reading comments on post
>see /asp/ie
>day ruined

How do you stream a game with a licensed soundtrack like THPS? Do you just mute the music altogether? Or do you roll the dice and just hope the audio just gets muted and you don’t get copyright strike?

>>101388234
Does that matter on twitch? I thought they just mute your audio. People play so much copyrighted music but I don't think people get banned for it. Or maybe I just don't know

>>101388234
on twitch, 2 VoD track audio
on YouTube, you don't

>>101356260
I need to model more accessories for my custom stream avatars system. so far I have cat ears and the ability to put text on the shirt.

If you'd like, first debut anniversary party is up!
Thank you for this wonderful year together!

I have my hand on my cat I'm stroking my cat right now I'm stroking it real good oh yeah

>>101385032
why the hell do you have mods without viewers?

Suggestions for a travel mic at about €100? I'm stuck abroad and didn't prepare well.
No XLR input as I don't have a mixer with me, just the USB/USB Type C/Headphone jack on my laptop.
Currently looking at RODE Video Mic Go II Helix VS Sennheiser Profile USB, and I think the Video Mic Go II is my better option.

>>101384410
what mental illness does that flag on the left represent/

>>101391445
What's that clipon mic that a lot of regular youtubers use? Like Tom Scott, he sounds better than me with that tiny little thing
You should get one of those so you have something different

>>101391614
those are like $1000

>>101391659
It looks like they go up to $300 but I don't know anything about those types of mics

>>101391614
Looks like Tom Scott uses the DJI Mic, and the DJI Mic Mini seems like it's good for that price range. Alternatively, RODE Wireless ME.

I was thinking I'd like a Shotgun mic more because it's a supercardioid, which means it's super focused on what's in front of it, so as long as I can have it pointed right at me, it should work super well. I don't like annoying rustling sounds that occur from clothing, and I don't wanna mess around with batteries. (Also, Amelia Watson used a shotgun mic in her travels, so I looked into those a little.)

>>101391559
Dragon Ball Z and street corn

>>101391559
El Silencio de Las Fuwamoco

>>101356277
Starting Zanniversary - a combination of my birthday and 1 year streaming anniversary! Would love to see my good fellow /asp/ies there, come hang out! Will be all live and ready in around 10 minutes.
https://www.twitch.tv/zanparsnipheadvt

>>101391892
That's fair, I was just suggesting something different so when you come home you don't have a redundant useless mic, since you already have your setup at home

>>101392474
And that is much appreciated. Thanks.

One day she will get bored of me, and someone will be the earner of her attention...
At least I played my role, until the very bitter end. But I can already see it coming, one day she will leave to never again return...
And I must continue by myself, because when that time comes, I might also be capable of relying not just on me. But if I falter now, all will end wrong.

>>101393090
Hey buddy you have the wrong thread, the viewer thread is two pages down the catalog

>>101393090
She has a boyfriend.

>>101383407
Mostly, but with how many vtubers seem to be going this year, it doesn't seem like the worst place to network.
That, and my dad doesn't live too far from the venue, so I'd probably take the chance to visit him while I was in town too.

>>101391892
>RODE Wireless ME
I watch a few YouTubers that use this one and am pretty impressed with how it sounds in their videos, especially when recording outdoors. I'd probably go with this one.

>>101387259
it has not even started yet but for sure someone got a chance after the karaoke last night

Transcribing the bass part of Welcome to Paradise

>>101356277
>>101395589
https://www.twitch.tv/entiyentity

>>101356277
im live! https://www.twitch.tv/4milks_

>>101356243 (OP)
live now with some Rimworld
https://www.twitch.tv/purrsonvt

10 DAYS OF GEN8 REMAINING
10 DAYS BEFORE GEN9 STARTS

>>101398011
Rate all Gen 8 aspies? Who were your favorites, who flopped, who is in prison?

>>101398367
>who is in prison?
Not Pillipori.

If I went to offkai would you want to meet me? Stroke my fur? Feed me treats? Surrender all your material possessions to me?

i really liked pilli, i hope she's doing okay

>>101398445
Of course I would my nigga

should i try to make my voice less monotone? how to?

>>101398367
Who are the gen 8 /asp/ies?

>>101398738
Depends. Are you davie504?

>>101385659
she does that herself well enough

>>101398738
Depends.
Read this for me and I will tell you:
We have said that man may perceive this in so
far as regards the fact, but he cannot perceive the reason and origin of the fact. How and why from
The one Divine Life, this and no other Time-Life
arises and constantly flows forth, can only be under
stood by man on condition of fully comprehending all the parts of this latter, and explaining them all, one by the other, mutually and completely, so as to reduce
them once more to a single idea, and that idea equiva
lent to the one Divine Life. But this forth-flowing
Time-Life is infinite, and the comprehension of its parts can thus never be completed: besides, the comprehender is himself a portion of it, and at every
conceivable point of time he himself stands chained
In the finite and limited, which he can never entirely
throw off without ceasing to be Manifestation, with
out being himself transformed into the Divine Life.

>>101398011
I'll be gen 10

>>101398539
my digga