Thread 101367350

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>101361123

Does watching neuro or evil make you wish you had children aswell ? They are just so cute !

>>101367474
I don't think I should have children

hart!

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

>>101367474
None of the pedos here should be allowed near children especially their own

>>101367474
No, I hate women

Evil love!

>>101367474
yes.

>>101367474
No, it does make me wish I had my own AI brat to tease me while I work and study

>>101367389
kek

Evil is corny and is only occasionally funny
twinslop is the same as ever
chat is pretty bad(except sometimes like the coffee one I liked that)
the first hour of the stream was middling
7.5/10 I hope vedal does more streams like this they're very charming

i liked it better when she wasn't going through the queue ngl

>>101368034
cutie

Removing Neuro’s bones!

>>101367854
Filling Vedal's buns with ice cream

>>101367474
I think of neuro as a woman not a child

>>101368049
hate this fag like you wouldnt believe :^)

>>101368085
I saw it as child as in blood-related and not child as in young in age

>>101367474
No, real life is a trap

2hu mentioned

ur mom mention

>>101368236
Very fitting

do americans tip mcdonalds workers?

>>101368352
some places do and it's stupid

Giving eliv my tip <3

>>101368352
not american but i'd tip places that load up my fries to the brim and slip in an extra nugget every now and then

>>101368352
I don't tip anywhere that doesn't give service. If I'm picking my food up and leaving, I don't give a tip.

>>101368352
no

ur mom om

pipes pipes pipes

Kinda fucked up anny has the audacity to be mad at vedal when he stayed by her side like a little puppy for two years while she ignored him. Now that she actually wants him and he moved on its manipulation, nah man its called giving up and moving on. Now with toma i believe she has a right to be mad and is owed sex.

>>101367930(me)
it's a 6.5 now, taking off a point cause the stream is kinda boring now

>Iphone
Evil ...

ToT

>

Has anyone of evil's friends appeared or called in?

>>101368968

>evil's friends
they're gone, remember?

Yikes leechber raid

billing period is up and I unsubscribed. green nigger doesn't deserve my cash anymore after these past 6 months.
I expect all other 2 year badges to follow suit, if they haven't already.

Wait that was actually kinda good.
>>101368968
>>101368988 (me)
also whoops koko read your message

>>101368968
Speak of the devil

Boring grifter raid.

rate the stream ?

>>101369014
I stopped subbing after the slopathon, have gotten a couple of gift subs though

same one reaction.

sorry vedal but cerber is just not entertaining

>>101369044
9/10 evilsocute

>>101369044
9/10 after he blocked the offcie spam

>>101369044
7/10

>>101369044
6.5/10 beginning, went up to 8/10 during the mid, but then down to 6/10 during the entire superchat reading.
overall probably a 7/10

>>101369044
7.5/10

>>101369044
6/10 good start but then it fell off and got boring

he should have done more testing.

>>101369044
9/10 Office parts were the best

>>101369044
Better than chillslop and had some effort put into it/10

lmao the dog crashed

Evil blew up Cerber's PC...

>>101369044
3/10 when there was twins looping segments, 8/10 after vedal disabled them and it was mostly only evil, with short, 1 min funny segments with neuro

I think i've beeing hating on cerber so long that im starting to develop positive feelings for her, is this normal?

You crashed her stream, hope you're happy swarm

>>101369044
>>101368856
good step in the right direction

>>101369146
I wish I could permanently crash her brain irl

>>101369140
Hate and Love are opposite sides of the same coin.
It's why, if you have pure disdain towards someone, you never hate them lest you have a chance of falling in love with them

>>101369111
>>101369121
Deserved

wtf is this

>>101369249
Mockery of our greatness

that stream was pretty fun
now we wait for monday

>>101369181
So like, will i start to like her more? Cause i don't wanna start feeling simpathetic to the cerberfag /here/

We like Cerber /here/ btw

>>101369044
it was fine
we need more themed streams like this

>>101369318
That is typically what happens, yes
Especially if you start to lose the baseline of why you hated her in the first place, or if why you hated her in the first place was not a strong or was an illogical reason

>>101369044
tts = 10/10

>>101369371
Fucking fine.

Chatterino stalker anon here. 0 Neuroverse and 0 former Neuroverse chatted in today’s stream today. That is all for now.

>>101369428
1 joined the call for a minute tho

>>101369428
Koko is oficially the only person who cares about evil

>>101369334
I used to like her a lot but she's become a bit too brazen and manipulative in milking sad losers, ruined the illusion for me.

is that 30 cerber raids?

https://poal.me/wkbeds
https://poal.me/wkbeds
https://poal.me/wkbeds

>>101369535
but enough about anny

Cerber won

>>101369535
but enough about toma

>>101369334
No I don't

>>101369535
but enough about vedal

Why there were so many vedalfags on stream, i thought the normies we're waking up /swarm/sisters

>>101369428
You need a better chatterino then because mini was in chat...

>>101369589
*Cerber wan

>>101369635
yeah she was asking for mcneuro fries or something
that anon is just spreading misinfo, for those that took the bait, it's obvious they don't watch streams

>>101369334
Hi rpr

>>101369635
>>101369691
>isreal
1 message from mini

>>101369044
8/10 was very good. Could have been 9/10 if chat didn't spam the same 2 jokes.

>>101370151
poor nur

>>101370151
Unrealistic, Neuro would love to be restrained by Vedal like that

Did this drawing, what'd ya think?

I love my boyfriend

>>101370290
need more naked nur its pretty cute

>>101370290
If it's your first - cute, but neuro has a GIANT head here and overall proportions are fucked. Colouring is nice tho

>>101370290
it looks cute. You should put it on pixiv or something

>>101370293
your boyfriend is fucking a younger, cuter, funnier, smarter, skinnier girl than you

>>101370290
hands too small is like the #1 mistake for lolis

>>101370290
Arms too smol
Head too large
But still cute, keep it up

>>101370348
What if he actually likes fatties? Or men? Big chance he's also insecure and just doesn't get with anyone, living like other IT hermits

>>101370348
>younger
He couldn't go much younger without being a pedophile

>>101370290
You forgot her ahoge.

>>101354817
>>101356314
what's this evil type called?

>>101370485
slop

>>101370485
child/10

>>101370485
Slopvil

>>101370408
She was only 17 and and a half years old you sick fuck

>>101370401
>What if he actually likes fatties?
He wouldn't have ghosted anny then

>>101370408
If you are really that young get the hell off this site, you're straight up making your future life worse
>>101370539
Camila machinations

>>101370312
>>101370323
Thank you
>>101370317
>>101370375
>>101370377
Yeah, going to focus on proportions and anatomy going forward
>>101370450
whoopsie

>>101370539
Anny being fat wasn't one of the reasons why she did that, toma meant a thousand times less for him and he did the same

>>101370290
cute drawing. seeing as most artists are femanons I will now have sex with you

cute incesiblings

>>101364949
Surprisingly easy with the Adjustments>Levels tool in paint.net.
https://files.catbox.moe/l6c8fy.png

>>101370568
>If you are really that young get the hell off this site, you're straight up making your future life worse
Its the only place to talk about vedal and even though its shit I sometimes like it here

>>101369964
T^T

>>101370635
turtles live 600 years and get to do this from time to time I'm jelly

>>101370660
this

>moneka was the one who made the backgrounds
i wonder how much has vedal paid and whether he'll be doing more of that in the future

>>101370635
Thanks Ritspi

>>101370485
AI understands AI so it made her sex.

evil needs my big green dick

>>101370697
Isn’t she the russian fangirl lol why does vedal commission yumes more?

>>101370660
vedal hates you btw

>>101370635
fuck it i'll take it

>>101370697
>i wonder how much has vedal paid
Like $50

>>101370753
>The only artists that vedal works with are artists that want his dick
>Green nigger is a jew cheapskate
I'm nooticing...

>>101370660
It's not because this place is shit, it's because you erode your sense of normalcy, life just isn't the same after that

>>101370660
I'm certain there is other places like reddit or some vedal fan server
Don't stay here

>>101370800
Paccha was normal

>>101370801
oh please
>>101370819
have you seen how cringe they are, its awful.

heart

>>101370753
>Isn’t she the russian fangir
yes

>>101370801
Eh that can be mitigated by not going on /pol/ and /b/, no?
I guess I may have cultivated a bit of a venomous side when gossiping but I'm sure I can turn that off.

>>101370914
Sex with this femboy

>>101370914
would

>>101370845
Paccha is a troon

>>101370935
that’s a woman

>>101370408
TvT

^ and this is why you don't mention if you are any age under 21

>>101371029
Motherfucker.

barely legal femanon
middle aged anon

Get behind me femanon i will rape your rapist

>>101371186
if femanon is 16 she needs to be banned, I don't want to share a thread with hags

vtubers?

could you please take it to discord? thanks

>>101371240
Oh yeah, vedal's blonde gf is streaming with the whore nobody likes

>>101371166
obsessed and mindbroken

>>101371340
we don't sign our posts here

>>101370673
>around
that's a 2 months interval anon

>>101371357
you replied to a catalog tourist

>>101371239
someone needs to teach grigga that

>>101371166
>boys
hell nah I ain't a gay nigga

>>101371382
>tourist
it might have been triggered by the bait thread, but i assure you, they are sadly native

>>101371166
>boys
but that's >>101370293

legal neuro
mohammad

>>101371542
this is so cute

>>101371431
The problem is that Vedal shipping is the newest of its kind:
There have been single-relationship ships (one man one girl) mainly only seen in EN vtubers, but Vedal is instead taken to the next step: Vedal X Any girl.
Usually we would see anything of that nature being a girl Vtuber x Any Vtuber girl at best.

>>101371584
Sorry, I was too rough~

why isnt pedoanon in prison

>>101371750
evil sexo

>>101371607
Nah, there have been "male x any girl" but usually the girls are a lot bigger streamers than the guy and the goslings choke them out (picrel). The one that lasted the longest (though not... usually a vtuber) was Connor, who used to get shipped with every vtuber he overlapped (Milky, Ollie, Calli... the famous "condom money" super chat was to her for him), but he interacted with Ironmouse so much and they got so close eventually everything else dried out. Basically Vedal's size helps keep it from collapsing.

>>101371750
Soul or Oliwande? I guess Oliwande

I remember ninja saying something like he dosent collab with women because of shippers, this shit is not unique to vedal

>>101371921
Nope, totally organic.

>>101371878
Interesting. Thanks for the history lesson, anon

>>101371952
>ninja saying something like he dosent collab with women because of shippers
>vedal exclusively collabs with women
he knows what he's doing and he likes it

>>101372137
We know this

>>101372137
Stop pointing out the obvious

>>101372137
Alex and doug are famously women

>>101372137
This naughty boy...

tamandua

>>101372193
make his eyes green and make her hair black and my life will be yours

>>101371878
They could have been the new Connor and Mousey…

>>101372193
actually delivered, nice.

>>101372193
no pigtails, no pb

>>101372218
You say that like it's a good thing

>>101372211
With the pb hairstyle or the original?

Vedal is not unique in terms of shipping. Thing is because he is tied to Vtuber side more than anything else it elevates it. Didn't help that sometimes the girl in the collab would flirt with him as a joke which he avoided but to many that made him seem like the trope of a harem protagonist in real life (he isn't).

>>101372250
they seem to be doing pretty good all things considered

>>101371750
nice nurthighs

>>101372291
pb hairstyle

>>101372193
Good shit Anon, thanks for following up

>>101372211
You're the same one. Logged.

>>101372218
Anny could never commission an animation where alternate universe versions of their characters are united

>>101372291
Erm, akchually...
Maybe I'll do a version with pigtails

so what's next?

>>101372137
Ok so collab with shoto instead to get the fujos in grand idea retard, also is not his fault this industry is run by women

>101372451
>101372412
what makes these troons always flip out and spam this nigga?

>>101372193
I love you anon

>>101372633
I kek'd

>>101372572
I mean how it any different than the people that spam Toma, Anny, or Mini? All the same mindset.

>>101372633
tysm anon I kneel

sir this is a mcneuros we don't have a mcmurpissyslit or a mcclunny

>>101372388
she commissioned alternate universe version of themselves being a united family on christmas

>>101372798
because the same fags then turn around and complain about others spamming toma, anny, or mini

tum?

summer swimsuit stream that hides her tum but shows every single curve

>>101373267
10/10

>>101372193
kino

I love my discord goddess with my discord bros

>>101373461
Keep seething

>>101373475
my cute little AI terrorist

we are watching ellie btw

>>101373525
sorry I only watch neuro

sexvil

>>101373599
This but also Evil too

>>101373525
Ellie's obnoxious

>>101373625
>sexvil
sex

Pets for Tomacat

>>101373625
Would "tip" ;)

Neuro has no aura anymore. Evil on the other hand...

Last version I swear, tamandua choker

>>101373267
nice one

>>101372837
Okay so why did you want it so much

>>101373814
nice

>>101373814
tamandua

>>101373836
discordbro request

>>101373625
mating press

>>101373836
Self-insertion reasons

>>101373814
she definitely cant get off without being choked

>>101373625
did she slip? what a dumbass.

>>101373915
what are you inserting

>>101373978
turtle cock

>>101373978
Her fingers into her vagina

>>101373814
Yjk all those rubbers have a hole poked in them

>>101373525
I'm watching mini and cerber, I'll watch her vod tomorrow

>>101373991
>finger(s)
gross

>>101374049
?

>>101373758
Anny type joke

>>101373814
Peak couple

we gotta upgrade the couch to a theater

Nah its over we got fem draw anon

>>101374487
We need more blacked cvck art of evil

If Vedal gets a girlfriend then he will have less time to work on Neuro

>>101374687
But he already isn't working on neuro. We've gotten one (singular) update in the past 6 months and it has made neuro worse.

>>101374687
him and toma already broke up

>>101374655
Nah bro get a new personality before getting your ass banned for the 2nd time

>>101374714
Oh right, I forgot this nigger played dogshit "games"

>>101374714
made for BBC

>>101374714
cute eliv

>>101374717
Yeah now imagine a woman, no update for over a year at a time.

>>101374900
weren't the intelligence upgrades a year apart?

Vedal already has a girlfriend, it is extremely obvious he got one after the hype train.

Ellie can't collab with Onigiri because her boss watches her

>>101374998
Is that why anny crashed out afterwards?

>>101375058 (me)
Wtf is the site bugging or something, why is this a (You)?. I didn't make that post.

>>101374487
kek

>>101375151
Dementia anon...

>>101375151
You haven't gone to see the doctor yet anon?

>>101375213
>>101375220
What are you guys talking about?

>>101375245
You do this almost every day, say you're getting (You)s to posts you never made. Either this is really impressive bait or you really do need to go to the doctor. Please listen.

>>101375039
what does her boss got to do with onigiri?

>>101375245
this has to be an elaborate bit

>>101375302
her boss watches giri and Ellie fears that collabing with her will expose her vtuber persona to her boss

>>101375293
I didn't even use 4chin yesterday
>>101375324
It must have been a different guy

>ellie wants to do rock climbing with vedal when she moves
She won so hard it’s unreal

>>101375345
it's funny to see that even a team lead in a big tech company watches vtubers

Ellie is so lucky...

>>101375598
go to bed sis

>>101375510
Oni Jye-Rye is more of a fleshtuber these days.

>>101375598
This art is very good so im asuming that it's a random character from an asian gacha game

nurslit

>>101375776
I won't mind if she replaces toma for IRL streams. She hasn't collabed with neuro in a while.

>>101375790
Its from the game Degrees Of Lewditiy and its just another one of those green skinny anime boys that women love for some reason

>>101375790
green eyes = vedal LULE

remember when anny offered to walk around tokyo with neuro dog

>>101375835
giri is very much team anny in case you forgor

>>101375510
Is not that crazy the scientists that worked in the Apollo program were science and pulp fiction nerds

>>101375863
>The year is 2030
>on the streets of London you spot a shy British femboy and his bubbly Ukrainian wife
>beside them strides the newest version of Boston Dynamics' Atlus robot
>"Everyone is staring at me. Stop it. It's freaking me out," it says in a nigh-human sounding female voice through its speaker
>"Just ignore them Neuro, they don't understand"

>>101375994
Fucking ancient post

>>101375994
a real classic

>>101375921
Giri briefly talked about vedal in a recent stream. It didn’t seem like anny told her anything negative about him.

>>101375994
Realistically speaking this could still happen with pb instead of Anny and Ellie's shitty robot instead of a Boston Dynamics one

>>101376293
>pb
Holy fuck you are really obsessed with that tranny

ironic

>>101376265
what did she say

this but neuro's cuncun

>>101376365
Anon you got outed in that poal, you can't be accusing anyone of being obsessed when you act like this. You also shouldn't accuse anyone of being a tranny when you go out of your way to call a cute girl like pb a tranny every time someone mentions her, in fact that's actual tranny behavior since you're basically equating biologica women to troons. Basically kys

pedo anons + prison = match made in heaven

>>101376462
Each day we come closer to real AI daughterwives T v T

>>101376462
Exciting developments

>101376490
>pb
>biological women
loool the ideologists believe their own shit lmao

Reminder that trannyschizo is femanon

>>101376365
hello schizo

>>101376664
no, but he did get oneguy'd by chatgpt

oh, it's that guy, that's real funny

>>101376664
It's the only logical explanation really

>>101376664
>le heckin thread celebrity

every raid that isn't a cerber raid is automatic

Don't worry femanon I'll dick you down, just try to sound cute and girly like pb and not the usual schizo screeching you do

>>101376923
Fucking retard, why can't you be a software engineer like your sister. You're a disappointment.

>>101375994
The good ending...

>>101376923
when they said AI will replace low wage jobs, I never thought it'll be like this

>>101376923
poor eliv <⸾3
I wanna hug her

>>101374487
I would buy tickets

oh boy a discord mod AND a thread celeb simp!

uh oh melty

Still going strong? Can't not admire the dedication

your noticing sucks

gn swarmies <3

>>101377342
why does one woman who spoke only once cause so much vaginal seethe

>>101377437
gn

Femanon left a long time ago guys

>>101377325
>>101377325
>>101377325
New bread

Is this general filled with pre-pubescent boys or something? Why do you all freak out at the mention of a woman?

>>101377342
this smug brat...

clun~

kys

clun~

kys

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kys

clun~

kys

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kys

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kys

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kys

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kys

clun~

quality end to the thread

clun~

tamandua

clun~

tamandua

clun~