Thread 101367650

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>>101367650 (OP)
I LOVE HAGS
LISTEN TO TOWA'S NEW SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxjcPq0Y_IA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxjcPq0Y_IA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxjcPq0Y_IA

>>101367650 (OP)
Towa's pretty cute.

>>101367650 (OP)
Cute tower

Forget hags, I want certified old ladies.

Towa looks even stupider than usual

Hag pits.

>>101369216
Yes

Need hag nursing handjobs...

>>101368266
Is this cute too?

>>101370239
Cute and sexy

>>101371237
thicc sheep

Why is business attire so sexy?

>>101376148
All I know is that Ririka needs to swallow my face up with her jugs

pls gib fertile kansai hagwife

>>101369346
Forget the handjob just breast feed me

>>101383107
>>101381875
Mommy...

Goodnight bros
Hope you all fall asleep drooling on a woman’s chest sometime soon

Post hags in cosplay outfits

>>101397762
>Subaru + Tifa
My dick cant fucking take it bro's

>>101404645
must lick tummy...

Good morn haggots

had to save the thread real quick, time for digest

Lovely Primrose playing MGS (forma de cardboard game0
https://www.twitch.tv/late_primrose
Naiyo (centipede hag) just chatting and drawing
https://www.twitch.tv/naiyospede
LobotomyBunny is NOT playing retro (Ocarina of Time)
https://www.twitch.tv/lobotomybunny
Miyukuraa (new) playing Chrono Odyssey
https://www.twitch.tv/miyukuraa
Genki hag(?) on minecraft with namonaru
https://www.twitch.tv/ruarurivt
https://www.twitch.tv/namonaruvt
Jenny has a Broken Reality
https://www.twitch.tv/jennyvtuber
Nellie is in Fallout: New Vegas
https://www.twitch.tv/nellieandgrits
Faloo is also in the mines
https://www.twitch.tv/faloovt
The firefox Kitsunebi is on FFXIV
https://www.twitch.tv/yunakitsunebi
Akari is streaming TTS playing Union Arena
https://www.twitch.tv/akari_ch
Emmi (new) is on "No, I'm Not a Human"
https://www.twitch.tv/emmiwemmi

Weine remembered her zatsudans!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVV25dH2EsY
Koyori is on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KImvkchOINo
Subaru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYtOGTgrOK0
Ange
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPxMuSzzc3Y
Pekora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fnt9q6prQQ

having to cut off descriptions to bump thread
what the hell is going on why is the board so fast again

>>101408287
big

Night bro's
I'm gonna go eat taco bell then sleep
Please keep the thread alive

>>101416640
Here's a new one
Myu Abyssos, a brown manta ray girl. It's her birthday today and she's turning 30. She's playing some pokemon puzzle league right now but plans to do another stream later in day for her birthday celebration proper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aLT_nnmVyI

>>101367650 (OP)
Chowdah?

>>101425614
Rada rada

>>101369216
...should always be clean shaven

Pochi and Reine cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n84pjiyK72U
And then more card pack openings with Pochi in a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ_u5auHVtY

>>101430023
Let me go in the onsen with friend.

>>101432616
The way her tail hangs off the chair is so cute.

>>101432640
They did good work for the card game illustrations.

2019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v2yxlwiCac
2020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbtBt7okihM
2021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH98LIjrzC8
2022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPoux7oeHhE
2023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z753p-Vtqxo
2024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7hUQI6OdBQ
2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5KTKlVmpeU

Gunpla hags? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KImvkchOINo

>>101435656
Are these actually fun to do? They seem like a pain to put together.

>>101436065
They can be a huge pain in the ass putting some pieces together while others fall off. You also need to be incredibly precise putting stickers on. You can make them look really cool if you paint and pose them properly though.

>>101436065
No idea, all the pieces make it seem like a hassle but apparently the figures themselves can end up looking very cool for a low price.

>>101436353
>>101436476
I don't think I have the patience for those but the work must be worth it if they're that popular.

If your hag is lactating, please make sure to milk her 3 times a day!
Enjoy your saturday, haggots

hags sweet milk...

>>101441128
I'm that Joshu on her shoulder.

>>101439311
Wait she finally became one?

>>101439311
Yes sir straight from the tap

>>101441978
Yep, very recently

I’d really enjoy impregnating a 30-something Japanese woman, as well as dealing with the lifelong consequences of such a situation.

>>101444101
Based

>>101445906
You just know she takes home boxes of Pokémon card for herself.

>>101446001
I'd do the same.

>>101449356
https://files.catbox.moe/5ktl8f.mp4

but theyre old and saggy...

>>101451064
We love old and saggy here.

>>101451064
That's the best part.

I like birds.

>>101449356
>>101457563
I'm sorry, but Okayu is a whore

>>101461218
Okayu is my sexpet.

>>101463948
eigo jouzu, korosan!

https://x.com/grave0419/status/1936650354508353719
https://x.com/grave0419/status/1936650354508353719
https://x.com/grave0419/status/1936650354508353719
married watamate....

>>101464558
Good for them
It must be nice living in a country full of chuuba fans

check out the buns on these huns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHRWkqhUwiM

>>101467603
Where is he now?

>>101469909
Who? SSRBanon?

>>101470031
Yeah, I bet the pic rel is what he sees most of days

>>101470322
he had his happy ending.......
he told us he wouldn't leave, but i wouldn't hold him to it if he actually managed to break the curse of binding lol

>>101471020
i imagine the hack helped more than a few people finally get off of the site

we have hags that could fit a whole zoo and then some. what other themed hags would you like to see?
personally I want a slime monster hag

>>101473480
Otaku hag

>>101473480
More fantasy/myth ones like dragons, unicorns, mermaids, banshees, centaurs, etc.
Or go full on Fate and have them roleplay as historical figures, AU to give them some leeway.

>>101473480
A valkyrie or shield-maiden hag would be pretty neat, especially if she was actually Scandinavian.

I want to go bar hopping with Pochi

>>101475977
Speaking of that, I remember going to a couple themed bars in Japan and the difference in atmosphere was wild.

>>101476008
It's not hard to imagine Japan having a ton of wacky bars
How were they?

>>101464558
Cute! I hope they have a long, happy marriage and lots of watamate children.

>>101476176
I went because of a couple friends, the Jojo one had a pretty relaxed atmosphere. In contrast, the Touhou one was wild, people belting out karaoke and it was surprisingly very social. There was one guy in particular, his tooth flew out of his mouth and just put it back in like nothing happened, didn't even slightly dent his mood.

>>101476275
Sounds like a you had a real good time with your buds now you just need to find a hostess club that only hires older women if you go again
Hopefully that was just a denture but if not that guy was a trooper

>>101476275
Touhou's a thing like that man!

Looks like Luna is getting a new outfit soon

>>101476573
There was an office lady at the Jojo one, not sure if she was hag age though. Might go back eventually, not for romance but just because I wanna disappear for a few months or so.

>>101464558
That is sweet. Who is the wife holding?

>>101478795
sexyote

>>101481501
It's not fair...it should be ME, not Ao

>>101481501
Its not fair that I'll never be preyed upon by a 30 year old idol woman

>>101481863
>>101481809
QRD? Did she finally let loose on some poor boy?

>>101482792
No clue but I did hear a rumor/rrat that she was or is dating an 18 year old. The person that told me had no proof but its funny to think that there might be a fresh 18 year old getting dommed by Marine

>>101483598
That's probably bullshit. She did molest Shion right after she turned 18 though.

>>101482792
They're talking about the female vtuber Hiodoshi Ao from Hololive ReGloss. Her and Marine really hit it off to the point some of her fans started seething with jealousy.

>>101483713
GIWTWM

Holy fuck fit, sweaty Mio incoming
My dick cant fucking take it bro's
https://files.catbox.moe/o9qywz.jpg

>>101485396
After drawing a fat Mio, he balances it out by drawing a fit Mio. Sasuga Varnis.

I think Mio should be catching up on the pregnancies she missed out on when she was younger, I can do it!

>>101482792
>>101484386
Marine and Ao are in a relationship and anyone still denying that at this point is delusional. Daily walks? Sleeping over basically every time she brought her up in the last like 8 months? C'mon, son.

Hot and sweaty sex with hags

>>101495997
The smell would be immaculate as long as your chemically compatible

>>101497444
Trips of truth. We're all gonna make it.

>>101497444
I'm too tired to do it.

>>101497915
I feel the same way a lot of the time anon but at least for me, every now and then I'll get a glimpse of what I might or could have if I keep pushing through all the shit and that really keeps me motivated even when it seems just like a dream that'll never come true

>>101500553
keep on keepin on
this inspired me to try

Goodnight bros

>>101509388
>hfw you stick it in the wrong hole

>>101509388
How does one get stuck in a wall like that?

>>101508279
It took me too long to realize how sexo Koyori is. A shamefully long time.

>>101514404
I'd like to stuff that turkey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOOzpWbmTlU
Koyo is on

Rabbits have 7 babies per litter on average. Rabbit gestation lasts 28-31 days, and because they are induced ovulators, mother rabbits can be impregnated again within minutes of giving birth.

>>101524026
I'll take it upon myself to fix her defective mother until she's popping babies out left and right.

>>101524552
dibs on pekora, then

Oh no...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIZVanTTmus

>>101529722
Owari da.

>>101436065
The real magic of those is that they need no glue, and since they come in plastic of many colors painting is entirely optional. Which makes them much more accessible than, let's say, Warhammer minis.
And yeah some parts can be a pain, but in general if you pay good attention to the instructions you shod be fine.

>>101529722
She hasn't streamed in a while so she's probably just gonna catch us up on what she's been up to I hope

Goodnight haggots

>>101529722
>comes back
>drops another animated MV
>disappears again

>>101529722
>>101534382
>>101536402
>it's only been a month and a half
For better or worse, I wasn't really concerned or noticing because of how much worse it's been with others.
Did she just take a break or something? The immediate doomposting made me think something happened

https://x.com/Varniskarnis/status/1937510513044537347?t=vr6FsqniDB3JmirljwUS-g&s=19

>>101385355
Soon to happen to me, come next year.

hello thread. Its been a while.

>>101540984
Next year is very specific.

>>101541379
it indeed is the plan. rn, I am moving to get myself a passport and she's taking care of my visa.

>>101541683
>she's taking care of my visa
What?

>>101541747
yeah, as in funding it.

>>101541822
Weird, what country? Visas shouldn't run you more than $500.

>>101541977
Australia. I come from Flipland, so its gonna be expensive af because ofc

>>101541683
Anon is a mail order bride...

>>101542056
I guess most things would be expensive if you're from there. Well, I hope it goes well for you both. Is she a hag?
>>101542061
At least it's a woman paying for him and not some guy that's gonna make him his woman.

>>101542205
eeeyup! 32, 2 older than me. Already, she funded me my new phone. Also, guranteed woman, been on vc w her.

>>101542061
only for her. I'm her little brotherhusband.

mioposting strong as ever.>>101542398

>>101542061
Where can I purchase an anon wife...

>>101542056
Do you have a job lined up for you when you get there?

>>101543007
nope, that's straight up illegal and AUS does not grant working visas to flips I think

plan is, I get in on tourist, then transition into the partner visa.

>>101543215
This might be a dumb question, but are you sure this is a real woman and not some kind of scam? Do you know her?

>>101543301 (me)
To clarify, have you actually seen her, or just talked to her on Discord or whatever? This seems very suspicious to me.

>>101543509
It sounds a bit like anon is dealing with human traffickers, but I won't question the judgement of other hagfuckers too much.

>>101543597
I don't think the market for 30 year old flip males is a large one.

>>101543757
They have organs that can be harvested.

>>101543780
Oh I guess that's true assuming he's one of the healthy ones.

>>101543836
The illegal organ trade is genuinely pretty big over there.

>>101543301
Yep. Again, I've both voice and video called her over Discord, as >>101543509 asks.

>>101543597
only thing that gonna be trafficked here is my sperm lol

>>101543757
me neither, but here I am.

>>101542398
I want Mío to leg lock my head and force me to eat out her sweaty pussy

>>101543896
It's pretty big everywhere

>>101549488
GOOD GOD

>>101549488
Way too big good lord

>>101549488
Nursing handjob on the beach sounds heavenly

>>101549488
i dont like how he draws holos both too small and too big at the same time. they have zero hag energy

>>101540901
>>101542398
Yeah i need her on top, legs wrapped around me planting kisses

>>101549488
Perfect size for breastfeeding.

>>101550339
I love his stuff, thick and funsized is the perfect combination.

>>101550781
Those legs look really nice and strong, it would be impossible to pull out.

>>101550847
That sheep is too lewd

>>101550339
If you're not a manlet a lot of these hags will look like that to you

>>101551308
I want to carry a womanlet hag to bed.

>>101551308
>tfw short
It's all over.

>>101551585
I'm sure you and your hag will see eye to eye on a lot of stuff.

>>101551725
That's probably too tall an order nowadays.

>>101551747
Don't let that get you down, let her be the one to pick you up.

Am I weird for wanting my ideal partner to be my height or taller?
(And I'm not just talking height, I want the natural weight for that height as well)

>>101551880
I don't really mind personally, though I have a preference for her to be smaller and ever so slightly thick if possible.
Not like there are many women over six feet tall anyway, so that's like all hags.

>>101551880
I don't mind personally, it's that it feels like everyone else minds and genetics have screwed me again.

>>101551880
I love tall women.

>>101551880
I'm right there with you and not just because I wouldn't want my sons to be manlets but there's something alluring about them, maybe because they're uncommon. At the same time, short women are nothing to scoff at, they're like little temptresses and they're everywhere to boot.

>>101551880
No. I would love to date a woman who's taller than me.

>>101552625
>>101553477
How do they manage to mog their daughters?

When is Okayu becoming a hag?

wowowow

fast board today huh...

>>101557208
At some point within the next several months. I don't know her actual birthday. Maybe some other anon here does.

Subaru love!

>>101551805
Hag gf will absolutely do that to me...

>>101563952
Based. She's wonderful.

Goodnight haggots
I'm tapping out for the night

I'd actually be interested in watching golf if there was a league exclusively consisting of hot middle-aged women.

Would you spar with your hag gf?

>>101586079
Yes and I'd let her win too.

>>101586079
I wish Botan was dominant to use me as a punching bag.

I need Pochi like a fish needs water

>>101488048
it's too late for her...

>>101576510
I would watch this

Are we autosaged?

Nevermind.

>>101591388
Deever drawing Holos other than Fubuki?

>>101591554
Deaver likes drawing his fat Mios too.

>>101586079
I’d love to play fight with my future gf
I wouldn’t even care if I lose cause women who are stronger than me turn me on

(Baby) Bump

>>101592797
Same. I'd like a woman who could kick my ass.

Hey...
I heard you were a haggot

>>101600350
How did you know?

>>101600350
whoever told you that must be spreading lies

>>101600350
I'm just a general woman appreciator.

Goodnight Haggots

>>101604797
Back at ya, from Flipland

DOINK!!

>>101607102
Hag gyatt.

https://x.com/sinRavNSFW/status/1938231918253814257
Peak female form.

>>101612333
Delicious

>>101612333
just imagine diving deep into Mios bush after her workout session while shes still drenched in sweat

>>101612333
This is really great but it will be even greater when she's pregnant.

>>101612333
Contemplate the aroma

Next thread's OP image should be A-chan. We're coming up on the first anniversary of her retirement.

>>101613747
https://www.youtube.com/@YubariRei

Ideas for the thread bakers before we die?

>>101617121
>>101477231
Luna's new outfit is tomorrow I think. A-chan's retirement anniversary is in 4 days and her reincarnation debut is on the 4th of July.

>>101617121
>>101613747 said A-chan. The only other thing I can think of is maybe an ERB thread for Justice's anniversary just gone.

>>101617244
Shit I forgot about the outfit reveal even though I'm watching her play Minecraft right now.