Thread 101376092

Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.

Do your reps, report and ignore bait, and love your Shioli!

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>>101376092 (OP)
FAT FUCK

This girl will not be better.

I want Shiori to watch more comedies instead of horror movies!
Or at least to watch stuffs like the really old nosferatu, I liked when we watched the old stuffs

>>101376092 (OP)
That beer for you Baker or for Shijori?

>>101376196
Find a free comedy movie that she will enjoy and recommend it to her.

>>101376108
Nice embeds

>>101376169
>Making fun of Shiori's insecurities
Great way to start the thread

>>101376183
Of course she's not a better, she's an oreo

>>101376206
I forgot about the DUMB embeds because I was just baking before making food for the Spaceballs watchalong

>>101376320
Aint nothing wrong with some chub.

>>101376491
Fuck off to hell. Shiori is still insecure about her weight.

>>101376525
She shouldnt be.

>>101376525
Then maybe she actually do real exercises instead of whatever her steppies are

>>101376525
She should unironically be more concerned about being malnourished, I wanna give her nice big balanced meals that we can enjoy together

>>101376670
Does she even take multi vitamins? She should consider eating grits again just so she can get some iron.

>>101376670
>big
enough said

>>101376610
Yet she still is

>>101376670
>Guy who makes fun of Shiori's weight is also a parasocial who wants Shiori to be his girlfriend.
Not surprising

>>101376769
Then we should inform her that there is nothing wrong with her being a little chunky. More of her to grab.

>>101376877
Yeah, at least some loser on 4chan would fuck her. That's going to make her feel better about her weight.

>>101376811
I don't make fun of her weight, I am genuinely worried she underfeeds herself because of dumb Asian families demanding skeletons
I have the same concerns over Kronii a lot of the time (the keto arc was so fucking dumb) but she realized she can just control herself and hit the gym instead

>>101376930
She has plenty of those on Twitter and in Chat already, not sure why someone 4chan would make a difference

>>101377022
It doesn't make a difference. I'm just saying the last thing a woman wants to hear when talking about their weight is "Well I'm into fat bitches". This is coming from a guy who's dating a fat girl.

>>101377057
Obviously, but what if she isnt fat, what if she just thinks she is. It's fine to tell someone "You look great" even if they dont think it. Give them some positive affirmations.

>>101377134
For the love of god don't tell fat women they are beautiful

>>101377193
Nope, if they're nice and rather good looking if a bit heavy I will tell them they look great

>>101377134
>It's fine to tell someone "You look great"
Sure, but "aint nothing wrong with some chub" and "more of her to grab" isn't that.

>>101377193
Look at this beautiful Shiori

>>101377279
im looking at those fat titties

>>101377279
Fucking DWEEB

Shiori..
https://x.com/shiorinovella/status/1935723749711761859

I thought the members stream was today...

Silence after the huge melty...

>>101378201
Shigger, we have a schedule..

>>101378450
No need to timeloop another thread

>>101378470
Oh yeah?
Well cute vs sex

>>101378450
>Can we complain about the same thing again please??

>>101378468
I know, I think I saw the frame in holodex and got confused

>>101378501
Today's watchalong is Mori watching Spaceballs!
Shiori should watch Young Frankenstein

>>101378450
I already vent ඞ (sus) enough

>>101378501
holodex has been pretty bad lately for shiori stuff mainly because her hours are all over the place so they get the time wrong and then she puts random shit in her titles and sometimes they get the game wrong

>>101378528
She should do a watchalong of the other Little Shop of Horrors now

stupid fucking shiggers
how was the ID slop collab?

>>101378715
it was really good clanker. she has great chemistry with zeta and anya was a lot of fun. anya seems like she wanted to do more collabs since she wanted to come up with a name of the three of them, i really hope its not just greyscale with something slapped on the end

>>101378715
Shiori will drag Ceci into one of them soon

>>101378715
It was fun, Anya's internet kept dying though so she had to stop her POV
Shiori had her leg ripped off by a small goblinoid creature not even five minutes in and they took a picture of it

>>101378807
It's been a while since the last GAGA collab

>>101378829
CC and GG have been pretty busy with debut practice and stuffs, to be fair
Although looking back at videos, they were a month or two apart usually

>>101378829
Damn, it's been almost 3 months (March 25th)

>>101378892
>CC and GG have been pretty busy with debut practice and stuffs, to be fair
And yet they still collabed a lot with the other members

>>101378935
yeah I think GAGA might be dead.

>>101378960
Yes and Shiori is also doing collabs with those same people. There have been a bunch of collabs with groups involving some combination of Kronii+Kaela for both of them

>>101378935
Not the longest gap yet, it was like 4 or 5 between Lethal Company and Payday 2
Where's the fucking time go

>>101379066
Yeah but there is a pretty big difference between now and then. Not really surprising if some girls don't want to collab anymore with Shiori, I wouldn't blame them

>>101379066
Sometimes I forget weeks go by between collab groups
Hololive makes time fly by..

>>101376092 (OP)
Shiori, your pantsu is showing...

> 2 threads/day
tl;dr? I'm not reading all that.

>>101381497
shiori bad and shiori good, did nothing wrong

>>101381497
same time loop

>>101381497
Shiori can't do no wrong and all of her actions are justified

>>101381497
tldr your oshi is a whore

>>101381589
Saving this to laugh at you when Ceci does her inevitable male collab

>>101381812
stupid fucking shigger

>>101381589
This I know.
You still watch her though, lil' clanker slut, so that makes two of you.

>>101381497
tl;dr, there is no point in reading it because it will just repeat again next week or sooner

>>101381874
Imagine.. chassis play with a clanker..

Shiori... https://files.catbox.moe/3ti2hw.jpg

>>101384628
Need to change the cat so it matches Sprinkles coloration

>>101384654
Wish I could, but I unfortunately am a sloppalet and found it somewhere else. Would be amazing if it were touched up though. Even better if she had a cat on each one.

Hey guys

>>101384628
too big

She could have been north American, but seems like she's returning to her SEA roots

Oga's gonna pull a rare shiori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_O07Wr3ZJg

Homo saviorfag thread

>>101388849
you're a day late try again later

Guys I cant stop jerking off to your oshi. Is that normal?

>>101389707
yes?

>>101386950
Nyaden legends was fun with her seeking over historical architecture
Both oreo pokemon playthroughs have been great

>>101389707
Nothing wrong with being dorksexual

>American movie tonight
Wtf you guys said it was Chinese

>>101392926
That's a movie?

>>101389707
I mean she's not my oshi but damn she has some decent porn out there

>>101389707
NTR is a common fetish

>>101393073
She hasn't changed the thumbnail, but the pinned chat message was a link to a horror movie which was plan B

>>101393073
https://youtu.be/ATi3GdospAo?feature=shared

>>101395072
This movie looks so fucking terrible. I never complain about shit but back to back membership streams with these shit movies. Why?

>>101395177
For mid horror movies I've seen worse, so it's whatever
But I unironically would've preferred another Chinese movie because I'm actually interested in Chinese cinematography and I like her catering to my niche interest

>>101395072
Shiori enjoys movie slop...

>>101396301
The "girlfriend forces you to watch some dogshit she heard about online" experience

>>101396316
This is much worse since she isn't a girlfriend at all. It's more like "the bad female friend forces you to watch garbage movies with her while yaps about her relationships" experience.

>>101395072
the community post makes it seem like she hasn't decided yet, I hope she audibles to something decent

I am going through Shiokemon withdrawals..

>>101396316
>girlfriend
don't be like that

>>101376525
She hasn't mentioned anything related to her weight in a good while, s
surely she was just malding over a comment from one of her massive aunts she dares not to make fun of in her face.

>>101399418
That's just how Asian families are
Kronii's is funny, because half of them try to architect her and the other half makes comments about thinness

I will forcefeed this brat vegetables

no shio activity today, I'm sad

(rrat - shes at offkai)

>>101402742
There's a membie stream tonight though

>>101402789
yeah true, shes just in her goon cave

>>101403128
Shiori Goonvella

>>101404585
I'm glad we all decided that Shiori is a relentless masturbator

I thought Shiori was a yumejo. Why is she pretending to be a regular fujo for dubais?

>>101406039
Because Dubai is islamic country? idk

>>101406039
She's not a fujo like Nerissa's not a flattie

>>101406479
>>101406039
>dubai

>>101406039
It's the other way around. She was pretending before, now with dubais she is being herself.

>>101407086
Im glad /#/ diverged enough from everyone else where they now have a distinguishable shibboleth

... so is she alive or what?

>>101409892
Stream in an hour, so I would assume

>>101409892
what makes you think shes dead?

>>101409971
I'm just joking but there actually has been no tweets or updates of any kind from her for a day and a half

So quiet after the huge melt yesterday

>>101410952
>>101378470

>>101376092 (OP)
Living the life

shiori got a manicure...

>>101412502
She's gonna join the IRyS nail clique..

she cosplays???

LOL she cosplayed Fern cause of her boobs

>>101413394
Yeah, she's mentioned it off-hand before
Why do you think she has her smoking hot cosplay friend?

>>101413437
yeah right

>>101413437
FREE THE WIDDIES

I need shiori to cosplay herself for our ERP sessions (that I also need)

>>101413437
Hot

>>101413439
her hot cosplay friend is a sex doll tho

Shiori support piracy

>>101413648
Shigger.. it's e-girl filters

>>101413761
it's not...

>>101413784
https://x.com/YuikaiChan/status/1583711411284619266/photo/1
She is, in fact, a cute girl with big booba

That giggle was really cute. This brat.

>>101414204
movie is awful but shes been cuter than usual. she really hated that manicure

She's being really cute and extra yappy

When they said "based on a true story" I didn't think it'd actually just be boring with no real scares..
Exorcist was better..

>now it's fucked up experiment torture shit
Wtf

HOLY SHIT BABY MURDER
LIKE A SOCK FULL OF NICKELS

My gift sub expired yesterday and I have to be careful with money right now, so seeing you guys talk about the movie with zero context is funny as fuck
Is it any good btw? Like even in a "so bad it's good" way?

>>101417337
its free, you can watch it

>>101417337
It's uhhhhhhhhhh something
>>101416758 happened, but it was just a lot of nothing up until we got to the last portion and then suddenly GHOST BABIES, GHOST MOMS, BABY MURDER, RACIST BLOOD MAGIC, OLD MAN CLUTCH
It sounds more interesting than it was, BUT she was cute watching it

>>101417337
it was terrible but I enjoyed watching shiori watch it

Shiori should watch every Underworld movie with us

amazing member stream, post movie karaoke zatsu love

So did he raid a homo?

>>101419558
*she

>>101419558
well you'd know if you were a member so tough shit

shes still streaming, its been 3 and a half hours. movie was only 100 minutes long.

We are now watching IRyS!

Remember Crime Scene Cleaner? I do.

>>101420968
yeah? it was only a couple months ago shigga

>>101419558
yes he did

>>101420968
Yeah it was great
She should powerwash with Kronii

I swear to God nendovella makes her act 2x as cute

Your support is going directly to save the homos. Thank you for keeping them afloat, so Shiori can stay childlike and carefree

>>101427182
Would an Oreo deck be good?

>>101425089
Pitslutvella

>>101427742
No clue, do anyone really play the card game?

>>101429710
bitches when i open a can of pringles

Has she said anything about her trip?

>>101430256
Yeah. "I'm never doing DMT again"

Don't do drugs kids

>>101430740
Shiori saw the machine elves..

I got my tickets, I get to see Shiorin again

>>101432060
Wear the shiodress so I can recognize you there

>>101432060
Did you buy from the scalpers?

>>101432510
No, I got really lucky and had a sub-500 queue

>>101429710
Shiori seems smugger than Mori here

stupid fucking shiggers
I want to punch you in the stomach and watch you wiggle like a worm on the ground.
~chu

>>101434532
thats hot

>>101434532
Threatening me with a good time, I am waiting

deadge

>>101434532
This is sekuhara..

>>101437212
>Crnuch

You mean Crunch? If you have the file, you can still fix it.

I want an EXTRA pokemon streams next week!
I demand it!

>>101438719
I mean it should only take one, maybe two more streams to do everything?

>>101440829
IF she doesn't decide she wants to do DLC too (or do other stuffs like raids or shiny hunting/breeding for a while)

>>101440464
Shitties aren't big enough

>>101441567
thats just because the head is big, they are premium medium

>>101434532
h-hot

>>101437212
Shiori would use your controller with cheeto hands

>>101443553
truly evil

>>101444031
All of Advent are evil, yes

again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KJeyIzqno4

>>101445988
Now those are some nice shitties

Shiori should do card opening streams for the TCG just so I can see her cute hands

>>101446733
whats wrong with any of the other times she done handcams?

>>101447554
yeah but girls ripping card packs on handcams is about as good as it gets. building gunpla is the only thing thats better

>>101447729
sounds like a particular fetish, you do you, maybe ask her but I dont think she has ever shown interest in that kind of stuff, she could barely get through the lego building

>>101447554
I was just thinking about it cuz Mori's opening the new ones and I want an excuse for more Shiorin hands

>>101448199
Man, I loved the Lego streams
She should do the Lego death star

>>101449805
I assume its a hard one would be incredibly difficult for her frustrating while we have to watch and backseat

>>101448390
well until rules, change they are going to stay gloved

>>101449924
Yeah.. Kiara whoopsied on the last one and showed her chest and stuffs

>>101451115
she showed off her hands, her chest, reflection yabs, the entire floor of her place, that stream was something

>>101451115
the rule was put in place after the Kiara, Mori, IRyS, collab. Roboco had a full face exposure after she dropped her camera recently too.

>>101451579
Whore

>>101451590
Roboco covered the camera with her bare foot too

>>101451886
many gooned that day

>>101452084
I am proudly one of them

Would Shiori eat broccoli if I added lots of cheese?

>>101455654
She would by her own admission

What about these witties?

>>101456068
>that sag
Jesus FUCK that's it, I'm shigging off

>>101456002
BIGGER

Mori's pulled a lot of Shiorins

>>101458693
Architectbros... is she losing weight??... Her sausages seem deflated...

>>101458752
She has lost weight, alot of it, shes quite slim now

>>101458752
Yeah, she'd only really put some on for a bit from covid times
She got back to the gym like Kronii, and she does squats to the point of being proud of her thighs despite wishing they were slim
Shiori should do the same and also sit on my face

MORE Shiorins
I want them to be out in English already..

>>101460852
>Is she behind me?

>>101406039
Shiori is unironically a far gone fujo who copes about it by pretending to herself that she's a yumejo forced into buying BL doujin due to the lack of otome stuff.

>>101406039
Being a fujo and a yume is not mutually exclusive

>>101461109
Shiori is unironically mental with the way she self inserts and seems to be increasing more dependent on her Ai chats.

Cute Shiboo
https://x.com/shiorinovella/status/1936662238276018461

>>101461996
Yumefujos are the STINKIEST

>some shiggers actually got tickets
I better see the FwU in funny places

>>101381589
I wouldn't watch and pay if she wasn't

>>101461996
Has she shipped any other men together than the homos?

>>101468691
She'll pair and make comments about game characters, yes

Surely we'll get another Advent original by the anniversary right? Because that Justice original sucked ass

>>101468691
Mario and Luigi, as well as several other cartoon and anime characters.
A lot are joke ships but she has mentioned proper yaoi ships before (as well as owning yaoi doujinshis)

Not the Raden poster but this needs to be posted as well

>>101470472
Most likely, the Justice one sounded fine but had lyric issues

HEY SHIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRSS

>>101473132
Too many Rs racist

>>101473132
That's shigg"A" to you

stupid fucking shiggers
so no sunday stream?

>>101475628
Sunday is the Lord's day!

https://x.com/twake0_n/status/1936705316693094676/photo/1
Shiori use this image for the next schedule

>>101476484
Just edit yorick on the widdies wwww

>even event staff are calling us novelights
I'm about to go full Malcolm X

>>101476484
Jurard POV

>>101477062
I don't care HOW big the widdies are, I can't get it up in front of plushies because it feels wrong

>>101477062
Too big

>>101476939
We could have been novelights in the beginning like a light novel, but no, Shiori had to be autistic

>>101477891
"Leet" just sounds better

>no schedule

...shiover... so shiover... billions will Nove LITE

>>101479336
I don't think we're getting one until after the panel

>>101479360
Why is she Rissa Schedulemaxxing?

At first glance no one will read Novelite as NovelEETS. Lite is normally read as Light and you already have Novel in front of Lite. Might as well just people called Novelpeople at this point.
Whats up my Novelpeople

Cute background bratvella
https://x.com/shiorinovella/status/1936872107725717898

>>101482227
reminds me of

>>101482268
Im on it!

>old foe come back, somehow

Shiori Kill her one time, but how she will take her down this time?

>>101483446
Shiori Novella?

>>101483446
You mean she will do nothing, like she did with her the entire time she was in Holo?

>>101483870
>Does nothing
>Destroys Gura

Based?

>>101483446
>old foe
Her foe was Ame. Gura was Biboo's

Do you think she would play Secret of the Mimic?

>>101484233
Does she care about FNAF, i dont remember

>>101484348
she talks about it often, does FNAF songs during karaoke (when the fuck is she doing another one?)

I can't get over what she said in last membership.
how do I unhear it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>101486343
what?

.. so did anyone record the audio?

schedule doko

>>101488779
She had the panel and the meet&greet's today so it'll probably be late.

>>101488779
How many homos? Bets?

>>101490636
I don't care? I was just asking where the schedule was. Why would you still watch her if you were that upset about them

Uppies!

Shiori missed out on a all you can eat Sushi

Will you shiggas serve in shiori’s militia??

>>101492712
dumbass didnt tuck or blousing strap his boots, they need to shape up. Palm out in the salute? disgraceful

>>101492712
>not the brick camo
Come on now

https://x.com/shiorinovella/status/1936976725776179403

does she really mean it though?

>>101495662
As much as I mean hiding in her bathroom waiting for her to take a smelly dump so I can choke and vomit in front of her

>>101495662
>Shiori "I am not a fujoshi" Novella
>wants to go to an Otsumatsu collaboration
Not beating the allegations

>>101495743
I mean the actually going there part but yes she is also not beating the allegations

>zzz
>mandated advent collab
>zzz
>WE ARE SO BACK
>walking on eggshells again
>please no more movie slop
Thoughts?

>>101496450
the pokemon streams are kino though

and my crazy guess for guest appearance (actually have no idea if this will have guests or not but its a fun guess) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBivrbBcnb0

>>101496582
>Kizuna HAG

why is she 10 times more erotic now???

>>101496582
ooh that would be cool
but isn't that just one day later? or this is just jp schedule autism shenanigans

>>101496675
oh you're right, i got my days wrong so its not that

well its probably some shit that isn't announced then lame

>>101496450
Guest appearance might be CC's anniversary (she mentioned it was delayed a bit)

>>101496450
>Shiori appears on Guras debut
>Shots her

SHIORI NO!

Urban Myth LIVES

>>101496582
Could be, but its possible she messed up the dates

>>101496749
I can't believe Shiocock is real

>>101496450
I enjoy pokemon so yay.
I hope she can finish it this week

>>101497419
Might be able to do it in two, might be three though depending on how sidetracked she gets before Area Zero

I am expecting she will struggle with the Elite 4

Doesn't seem like she is going to Japan in the next 2 to 3 weeks based on what she was saying in chat earlier... she is going right?

>>101499441
Nobody's even starting using the studio for the EN concert until after Justice 3D debuts are over, recording work is most likely going to be done towards the end of July

>>101499778
okay, thanks shigga. didn't know how the timelines work on this

selfishly hoping nerissa can't make the collab this week and its finally the fabled shiori - fuwamoco collab

>>101499812
Yeah they have no reason to rush into recording it, it's still two months away

>>101502403
But we need the four of them so we can divide FWMC

We'll be getting Wukong soon...

>>101505657
She's been too happy and content to monkey smash..

>>101496450
Im gonna miss pokemon..

I'm glad they're doing headliners, it was nice and silly with Anya/Jeta

>>101507007
she'll buy a switch 2 just to play the new one later this year, have faith

>>101509565
Precious gem..
Also late night shiggas suffering

>>101509565
shiori going crazy confirmed

>>101508885
I kinda hope she will
Because I'm also just waiting for that

>>101511100
I wonder if she'll always have widdie straps

Early morning lemon bread
>>101512491
>>101512491