Thread 101386814

Shattered Edition

>What is /lig/?
/lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.

>Why /lig/?
Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.

>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?
Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.

Numbers for 6/19:
1: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (10,758)
2: https://www.youtube.com/@niminightmare (7,573)
3: https://www.youtube.com/@dokibird (4,421)
4: https://twitch.tv/deme (2,874)
5: https://twitch.tv/Limealicious (2,594)
6: https://twitch.tv/HalO_Sweety (2,562)
7: https://twitch.tv/camila (2,299) *Tie
7: https://twitch.tv/bao (2,266) *Tie / Combined
9: https://twitch.tv/chibidoki (2,171)
10: https://twitch.tv/Buffpup (2,099)

Non-English:
1: https://twitch.tv/KSPKSP (3,177) *Chinese
2: https://twitch.tv/akamikarubi (2,766) *Japanese
3: https://twitch.tv/DMITRY_BALE (2,138) *Russian

>Wait isn't that one a corpo?
/lig/ is a thread for chuubas of a decent size who aren't defined by their corporate branding, either due to the small size of the corporation or the independence and lack of oversight granted to the talents

>/lig/ Numbers
https://lignumbers.neocities.org/

>Twitch Clips Guide
https://pastelink.net/34vd5

>VOD Archival Guide
https://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide

>/lig/ VOD Archive
https://rentry.org/Indie_Vod_Archives_lig

>Koikatsu cards
https://mega.nz/folder/JYtkXJwL#07gAQCQqI_9FsmX9oQJKSA

>/lig/ Wheel of Names
https://wheelofnames.com/49w-z2x

>Tiermaker
https://tiermaker.com/create/-lig--16586688-3

>/lig/ Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)
https://www.canva.com/design/DAE-XgWodVg/ofLz4QC1yPPQ4T6TTAE0fw/edit?utm_content=DAE-XgWodVg

>Upcoming Birthdays
June 20th - Zenya Hima
June 23rd - Otis
June 26th - Bird
June 30th - Chibidoki
July 2nd - BuffPup
July 4th - Dokibird
July 8th - Lumituber
July 10th - Camila
July 11th - Yenkoes
July 12th - Peepeehead
July 20th - Callie Calico
July 23rd - Fallenshadow
July 24th - Yuniiho & Shxtou
July 28th - Eros

>OC material for the OP
https://mega.nz/folder/IIVD1IaJ#cfsRhWdJvzneIoG8HZUPuw

>Ducks
https://www.twitch.tv/dashducks (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)

Other useful threads:
>>>/vt//corpo/
>>>/vt//choc/
>>>/vt//flip/
>>>/vt//haha/
>>>/vt//indie/
>>>/vt//mint/
>>>/vt//swarm/
>>>/vt//vrt/
>>>/vt//vsj+/

Previous Thread: >>101383019

peace and love

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

>>101386843
love and peace

erm

cock and balls

>>101386843
Nice boobs.

>>101386814 (OP)
parape

I'm retarded and unmedicated TIME TO POST

>>101386886
IS THAT?

miimii is cute but her streams range from i sat there for 4 hours and loved it all or i hate her

>>101386814 (OP)
Sniffing Para's acrid beer farts!

>>101386886
She looks like she has glasses on

what if your oshi had multiple cocks

The doors are open and taking bets who joins Hololive now

I love Milky!

>>101386906
but I only have one hole

>>101386906
I'd probably kill her

>>101386906
what if you swing from multiple tall oak trees

I hate nukes top5 I hate nukes top5 I hate nukes top5 I hate nukes top5 I hate nukes top5

I miss snuffy

>>101386906
Swording fighting till one of us cums

>>101386915
Me I'm joining hololive. My name's gonna be Gremblo Gromblemyers Gorlenski and my avatar's gonna be a special needs kid

>>101386940
Me too dude

>>101386906
I'd make her cum till she couldn't stand, though I'd do that no matter what

>>101386954
>>101386940
did she die?

>>101386946
So you're Gigi 2.0?

blue love

>>101386960
No my avatar looks more retarded and is male. And I have only 3 people watching me shared with the rest of the malechuubas. Yagoo fucked up hiring me.

>>101386969
I want to cum in her ass and between her legs

>>101386938
Gaspar after the gruclear bomb

>>101386974
how big is your dick

>>101386956
I want to make a girl cum until she can't stand and grope her breasts and suck them and grope her ass too and kiss her and stuff

>>101386959
No. She's going to be a bit more sporadic with sleams before the new model debut

>>101386924
irrelevant

>>101386924
It will fit one way or another

>>101386996
12 cm long

>>101386845
no pubes????

>>101387064
Cute

>>101386814 (OP)
Anny bakes are the best bakes I love the little annyloaf and I would hug him and cuddle him and squish him (lovingly)

>>101387073
Bullet dodged.

>>101387001
been there, done that
Really what you want is someone you trust to wake you when your sleep apnea is flaring up. Someone who will do the dishes while you have a stomach flu.
I want to make my oshi's legs go numb from the multiple orgasms, then when we go to the emergency room she'll be proud of herself when the doctor prescribes pain medicine for her newly bruised uterus. But then I want to make sure she takes her medicine because I hate to see her in pain. You know, romance.

>>101387073
She wanted to fuck him? I don't get it. I'm stupid I need help.

I love my dog

oh my god I need a girlfriend who sounds just like para. I'm so desperate I might even started looking into quebecois women

>>101386843
Impregnate the Bat

>>101387099
You gotta vibe check people or you end up with a total creep on stream. Like that one guy that made Nina stop all male collabs.

>>101387001
I believe in you!

>>101387106
Don't

>>101387115
ears don't have wombs

>>101387100
I love fat bitches it's feels like a marshmallow

>>101387089
>sleep apnea
Is this fat mint

>>101387100
Feeling my dick twitch between a fat bitch’s milkers would either fix me or irreparably damage me

>>101387124
Yeah but why did he unfollow? That's the part I'm not getting. He was really cringe and didn't want to be found out before the stream? Or what?

>>101387134
it's only smellz coded post

>>101387099
>We should have a conversation when the camera is off to get a natural feel for each other
>Nah ma'am I was clout chasing and you didn't bend
I hope that person goes back to a boring day job where they feel unfulfilled.

>>101387124
>that one guy that made Nina stop all male collabs
Was it that bad?

>>101387136
MILK!!!!!

is grimmi having a mental breakdown

>>101387135
No I was calling him fat.

>>101387150
But he could've just still played along for the clout chase no? I'm not understanding the unfollowing part. Is it cause the vibecheck's prolonged so he feels that it's not worth to spend all that time?

>>101387148
What does she smell like?

>>101387163
it's a day ending in y

>>101386283
going into grimmi’s enclosure and she excitedly brings me her favorite turds from her grefecation corner, smearing my clothes and faces with her stool I’m truly a lucky guy

>>101387157
y

>>101387126
>demographics of Montreal
>5% Asian
Fuck...

>>101387163
A typical grimmi stream I need to be in her when she has these breakdowns on stream to feel how tight she is gripping her ass with my dick inside

>>101387163
shes gredging her need to grefecate

Italian woman love

>>101387156
Well he made Nina really uncomfortable with his shit. I don't remember al the details, but two characters in the game they were playing kissed and hearts started to float around and the dude went like "aaawwwwww they're just like us" and you could see Nina shriveling up from the GIGA ICK this guy just gave her.

>>101387189
>Montreal
Lower chance if they are gay

Guys which vampire the masquerade clan is your oshi?

French woman love

>>101387213
Lmao that pussy dried up so hard, it made the sahara look like a waterpark

>>101387198
this and the greces flows freely from her granus covering your lower body with her hot grocoa

>>101387213
> you could see Nina shriveling up from the GIGA ICK this guy just gave her.
He's just like me

>>101387136
Might have to kill this AI artist. What kind of sick fuck does this

>>101387162
can I suck your dick

>>101387210
I love big cat Italian women

>>101387240
Leave annybaker's dick alone you faggot >:(

>>101387233
Schizochama… this isn’t AI…

>>101387247
But anonacci I am AI

>>101387174
>vibecheck's prolonged so he feels that it's not worth to spend all that time?
Exactly this. He wanted the collab equivalent of a pump and dump. Or a one night stand.

>>101387136
Is this the chestbutt I've been hearing of

>>101387213
my pussy retracted into my abdomen from reading that and I don't even have a pussy

>>101387243
they really cooked with that Raora model, hot damn

>>101387272
Ahhhhhhh I get it now. Sorry anon I'm slow on the uptake. I was just like "why the fuck did he unfollow what could he possibly do hanging out online that he couldn't in a collab" thinking it was about being cringe but like he streams so it made no sense.

>>101387189
how fat are they

>>101387278
I'll give u a pussy and dry it all up baeb <3

>>101387216
Shut up Yoro My oshi is a Toreador anti because they're snobs.

>>101387247
Did you know schizophrenics are less fooled by optical illusions

>>101387300
>Yoro
Been a while since I have seen that cumdump zoomer

>>101387300
Not yoro just autistic and I like you guys so I want to talk VtM with you.

My oshi's probably Hecata or Tremere

>>101387312
That's what *they* want you to think anon...

>>101387277
Yes. Her chest hole is the crinkled sphincter of an AI degenerate.

>>101387281
It's literally just the Yunii one but a cat and slightly fatter

>>101387338
Titfucking from the top down though is hotter than from the bottom up. And I don't know why.

Liggerman goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great grimmi poster Poopliacci is in thread tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Liggerman bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am Poopliacci.' Curtains fall. Gaspar claps. Grimmi craps.

VERY cute Suko sneeze

>>101387354
Should've changed curtains fall for excrements fall. But every good literal shitpost.

>>101387216
Tzimisce because my fetish is transformation. Promethean Clay my beloved. God I really wanted Grimmi to run VTM after she bought one of the corebooks, but well my hopes are yet again dashed.

Is there a way to display every channel you follow and quickly unfollow them? I want to clean house

>>101387370
Grimmi sounds awesome I really should watch her.

>>101387375
Her new outfit is absolute sex, looking forward to the new one she’s working on

>>101387371
There is a twitch.tv/following or something like that

>>101387371
twitch? following -> channels

>>101387106
quebecois accent sounds gross compared to an actual French accent

>>101387387
playing tabletop for grimmi’s embrace and she roleplays emptying out her bowels onto your chest as she becomes a new thinblood

>>101386969
In 3 hours

Guys I watch youtube livestreams.

>>101387404
>>101387410
Sorry guys, I might be retarded. But thanks

>>101387416
Just so you know you're probably reason number 1 I didn't watch her earlier kek

>>101387327
Just putting this out there: Vtubing as a job or hobby means all of them are Malkavian.

Grimmi giving kisses? Damn she must really be out of it

>>101387432
It okay I am too. You're not alone.

>>101387424
Gross. Same.

>>101387458
Share the Grimmi kisses

I really really wish Grimmi would stop watching those fake ass ghost and cryptid videos.

>>101387452
No way they're all THAT schizophrenic. Some may but others are just the normal brand of unhinged. I think the real malkavians are us. I talked about with some anon recently and it made sense, the liggie is the madness network and we're all malkavians tapping into it talking to the tv women.

>>101387341
yes and that's awesome

>>101387458
kissing her grinchter deeplygrinchter means grimmi sphincter

>>101387424
Prove it

>>101387470
They're all real anon, they've been fakefied by the CIA to put you off the scent.

>>101387470
they're not fake you're fake

>>101387459
happi

Blue in 3 hours

>>101387487
NO WAY they'd LYNCH ME here are you crazy?!

>>101387465
come here

>>101387498
calling it now, she gets 150 subs and then they just stop

>>101387470
Let the retarded women enjoy her fake videos and she rides me when we watch it

>>101387520
how come you are only giving her 150 subs

Who's alt was "imsickloll" again?

>>101387520
Most likely..

>>101387498
Eat her ass out and lick her toes

I give nyaru likes even though I don't give a shit about idols and she's bad at it because an anon made me sad about her working hard and not getting results. Hope she makes it big.

>>101387478
What I mean is they all have the same brand of crazy that made them become vtubers in the first place. They're not abnormal for vtuber standards, but normies have lots of questions.

>>101387534
vei

Every fucking day twitch recommends me a new Aussie ligga. Who keeps making them? What kinda psyop is this shit?
https://www.twitch.tv/symbxl

we don't want IDs they said
it'll make /lig/ like Reddit they said
we'll lose all the funposting they said

>>101387520
come on I want to see the 200

>>101387547
I want to face fuck her

>>101387542
The unhinged part is the all are vampires part, then it manifests in different ways (clans) it all makes sense in my head.

>>101387547
i told you there are too many aussies they need to be culled

>>101387549
And they were right.

I hope Layna goes insane and shoots up a school in a fit of hormonal jealousy

>>101387498
>Watching meat
>She says she likes stirrup leggings
>Don't know what it means
Oh now I get it

>>101387546
Ah yes thanks

>>101387446
I think that's what he's going for. there used to be somone that bitched about grimmi when she would dominate the thread and it tailed of around the the time grimmi logs started

>>101387581
He's gotta run out of poop eventually RIGHT?!

>>101387570
Olivia you need to stop

>>101387549
The only people against ID's are joggers and saars who can't samefag their asses off. We all saw it happening.

>>101387589
grimmi drops giant logs it will never run out

>>101387581
>He

>>101387591
And yet you're samefagging your own post. Curious.

>>101387243
Goth raora and dyarikku making out

>>101387608
Someone should just shoot you in the head and dump your corpse in a ditch.

>>101387607
Poopeaters are male, pissenjoyers are female. This is known.

I like slime

>>101387619
what about the farters

>>101387617
Curious curious that an 8ligger spends so much time coming here to moan about this not being 8lig. HMMMM SO CURIOUS HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Is Nina already in Japan?

>>101387555
>100 dollars for a kiss

>>101387635
Falls under the poopbrella.

>>101387636
>muh 8 boogeyman
ID's are already on some boards here el retardo.

>>101387619
Yeah no it can't possibly be a woman. There is no way for women to be jealous of other women and make up bullshit to make them look bad! It has to be a male man with boy balls and manly testicles. You are retarded.

>>101386959
No. I just miss her

>>101387008
She's going to collab with Grape tomorrow. 9pm est playing Isaac

>>101387589
At this point i think we gotta kill them because they got a scrap of atention and will continue to chace that high

>>101387657
Nobody here wants IDs and complains about it, there's only one retard that keeps going "this is not like 8lig" so you're def an 8ligger and that guy.

>>101387591
>joggers and saars
no hablo

>>101387665
>He doesn't know that "el grand fecale is male" is a constant.

Retard

Oh I was talking to a Jakartian all this time. Silly me.

>>101387676
Sometimes the grimipoopster is funny even if he's discusting me 99% of the time

>>101387706
>discusting

>>101387706
Which ones the edited bass boosted farts over grimmi clips or the low quality esits where gaspar looks like he has brown sharpie on them?

I am Pepsiman.

>>101387555
did we figure out what game it is?

>>101387732
How many grapes could you fit in this bad boy?

>>101387748
at LEAST two or three

>>101387692
Hey, I know you think you understand things but let me show you something. Grimmi shit poster is Olivia Monroe because she is STILL mad about the "fake graduation" thing Grimmi did. Any anti Grimmi post is Olivia. Full stop.

>>101387622
you're a dying breed these days and brave for saying that out loud

>>101387764
I see...

>>101387764
...why would Oli be this buttmad about Grimmi?

>>101387591
also...

Some of the Offkai karaoke songs.
https://files.catbox.moe/g9l2dt.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/dd1edl.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/f5gbxi.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/tt7ce4.mp4

>>101387570
How about she shoot up a room of Phase fans instead?

>>101387730
The bass boosted farts are the work of Rossboomsocks who has fully gone joker mode

>>101387786
Kinda funny that it was a April 1st shitpost event that got Paraschizo.

>>101387793
were you one of the fats

>>101387637
No, she has a going away stream on Tuesday, then roughly a week break as she reinstalls

>>101387793
>not fullscreening the call

>>101387786
>people fell for this

Yeah you love getting manhandled sensitive style by a dude with a darkwoke big cock

I want all the possessive chuubas like Oli, Milky, Lucy etc. to pounce on me and fight for my love by trying to give me the most pleasure but they end up draining me so dry that it nearly kills me

>>101387848
Uh

>>101387786
When i first saw this happen i thought it was a false flag since it was so on the nose lol

>>101387848
The fuck is darkwoke

>>101387842
don't you have karaoke, miguel?

>>101387793
are you a cute asian or a fat bearded white

>>101387848
>darkwoke big cock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfa1qdUi0ic
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>101387856
it probably was

And yet Paraschizo is nowhere to be seen.

>>101387856
it's a false flag that barely even makes any sense because it's using limeschizo's catchphrase to sperg out at whatever the op was

>>101387730
The retarded messages turning words into grimifeces get me sometimes if the word's funny(I am stupid)

>>101387772
I wonder what leaflitschizo's days look like.

I imagine him waking up with her already on his mind, spending his morning shower having imaginary arguments with her. I can see him staring blankly as his morning coffee slowly overflows the cup, every drip reminding him of his slimy nemesis. He thinks he sees her outline on the horizon as he commutes to work, gripping the steering wheel so hard his knuckles turn white, unaware he just ran over a red light. His coworkers exchange worried glances as they watch him from afar during lunch break. Sitting there, once again, alone, at the corner table of the canteen, pushing food around his plate. "How's your guns gonna help you then?" they overhear him mumble, smirking to himself.

The store clerk at the supermarket nervously asks if he's looking for something as he circles the same aisle for the twentieth time while shopping for dinner. At home, he forgets to eat and instead heads straight to the latest /lig/ thread. "Never thought I'd see a vtuber just straight up doing evil political propaganda" he writes, not realizing the thread is on page 10 and people have already moved on to the next. "Most VTubers wouldn't stoop so low to actually just make propaganda slop as their content. It's actually sickening, like literally makes me sick to see it."

Later, I can see him lying in bed, grinding his teeth. Angry. Angry at her. Angry at the world. Furious that this world doesn't seem to share his righteous anger. I can see him tossing from left to right. Slowly drifting into a blue, shapeless dream filled with sorrow and regret.

it's so unfair that some polish cunts are going to fuck para and i won't

>>101387764
If that were true I'd have to give you the bad news:

She has a penis.

That male migut have filtered Nina but he now has a harem of 2view women who collab with him every week and flirt with him on Twitter. Meanwhile Nina doesn't interact with males anymore, he won

>>101387933
just become polish

>>101387937
>bad news

>>101387912
>it's using limeschizo's catchphrase to sperg out at whatever the op was
Paraschizo was constantly screeching that all Paraposters are actually freak raiders. Like they have the manpower to do something like that lmao.

>>101387848
That's it he's gone feemshmisser lost his mind in the sandbox

I'm not reading all of that

>>101387941
Who???

>>101387777
Three reasons:
Grimmi is a liberal (Trump hater)
Grimmi pretends to be Gaspar (troon behavior)
Grimmi was going to graduate to join Niji and Olivia did an awful send off making it about her and how close she was to Grimmi with fake tears and all. I believe there's still a recording of her dramatic sobbing at Grimmi's graduation. Then when Grimmi was given more information about Niji she backed out. Olivia had really tried to position herself to get a large swath of Grimmi's audience. The recording is kinda creepy because of her fake tears and what she described as a "fond memory" is her saying "I hate faggots. I listened to this dyke describe how women like to make men have homosexual relationships."

>>101387525
Only if she evacuates her grintestines of fecal matter along the way

>>101387964
>he still thinks she was going to join niji
It's fun being a knower and laughing at retards like you

>>101387811
Cody? Hey bro. What's happening?

>>101387955
that doesn't look big enough

>>101387943
ja pierdole

>>101387947
you don't get what I meant
look at this
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/text/faggy%20raid%2A/

>>101387984
Who the fuck are you?

>>101386924
Where do you poop from??

>>101387865
>>101387882
Just googled it and it means militant leftist.

>>101387848
How big?

>>101388007
hehe look at the little guy go

>>101388011
It's me George

>>101387884
What is Little Fighter?

I want to have sex with pillow’s roommate olive.

>>101388038
prequel to Little Fighter 2

>>101388029
I don't think I've ever known a George.

>>101388040
Why not both?

>>101388046
George mama :)

>>101387982
Whatever the case, Olivia is mad that she couldn't vacuum up Grimmi's viewers.

Goox fay to u liggeerman

>>101388056
I agree, sex with Pillow's roommate and Mom

>>101387962
https://x.com/omi_vt

>>101388011
If you type those words this is all I see

>>101388056
pillow takes the cuck chair

>>101388060
This ligga from somalia

>>101388072
Tell me your motherfucking name

it was hololive that grimmi avoided

>>101388011
You're not really Cody. Did Cody break your heart, girl? I can mend it if you let me.

>>101388066
>omi_vt
>Omi is an affectionate way of saying granny in German
Dude's a literal grandma.

>>101388042
Shut your ass up. Here's your (You). Begrudgingly.

>>101387996
Tyiko jedno glawie mam koksu pięć gram, odlecieć sam krainę zapomnienia

>>101388097
Omi ist die beste

>>101388088
Nobody can ever fix me

>>101388066
he fucking made it. nina will come back crawling to him

I just saw that Nyana replied to one of Gigi's tweets the other day

>>101387996
>>101388105
don't forget to get excited when you see a beaver and scream
>BOBER

What does it mean when your chuuba follows a bunch of other chuubas? She watches them? She talks to them?

>>101388123
grifters gonna grift

>>101388087
do you think that she got spooked when yagoo told her he was going to fly her out for her “live audition” and to “eat alot of fiber”

>>101388123
Every ligga simps in Holo tweets and comments. Nothing new.

>>101388123
are you saying gigi ruined nyana's concert

Sal nina beïndruk wees as ek met haar so praat? Now dat Tanya weg gaan sal sy dalk by my wil bly omdat dit haar aan haar laat dink

>>101388126
BOBER KURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWA

>>101388140
In any bigger name's than them really trying to drag some eyeballs onto their twittards.

>>101388148
Yes

>>101388126
what should i scream when i see para to maximise my chances of that brown pussy

>>101388148
Haha he said dink

>>101388146
I'm saying that she's possibly getting chummy with Gigi because they might soon be coworkers

>>101388170
"I have a bomb"

>>101388148
hernerokka kukkakaali makkara kukkaro

>>101387964
I read “graduation” and I was trying to figure out the shitting pun

>>101388170
"MY WIFE LEFT ME AND SHE TOOK THE KIDS"

>>101388180
Holy shit you're a deku?!

Would it be worth it to impregnate some irl woman and leave her so that I look more attractive to vtubers afterwards?

>>101388188
He won

And of course /lig/german will be live at offkai expo this weekend, call in and answer “what is his sexual orientation”. The lines are hot folks, win two tickets for you (and here’s a hint) and your boyfriend, by calling in and answering correctly is this guy a fag or not.

>>101388201
Yeah it increases your chances with all women. If you have the seggs you're less of a redflag than if you don't.

>>101388201
That will not help you

>>101388129
It depends. Some follow every other vtuber in existence. Some follow other vtubers they interact with on Twitter or behind the scenes sometimes. And some only follow other vtubers they've actually collabed with or plan on collabing with.

Jorunna is playing kino.

>>101388206
He's getting all ready for his 3am debut can't wait to see the liggerman being in the big scene.

Why don't they invent a drug that makes women rabidly horny. That sounds way more fun than sedatives.

>>101388226
I feel like it's the every chuuba in existance because sometimes I go into a some 1view nobody and I'll see followed by this chuuba or that chuuba and I'm like "this bitch has like 4k views the fuck would she follow this nigga for?"

>>101388252
Why don't they invent a drug that makes me okay

i need to suck cock so fucking bad holy fuck

>>101388272
It's the weekend did grandpa flake on you?

>>101388198
en tiiä mutta kyrvänsyylä oot

>>101388272
you forgot your nemu picture

>>101388267
They did it's called amphetamines.

>>101388230
>1024x768, medium settings, static lighting
ahh yeah, just the way I first played it

>>101388272
literally just hit up grindr

>>101388170
>do you want my uncut polish sausage

>>101388252
PT-141

>>101388272
Me and my cock are right here for you to suck

>>101388283
AN ELF?!

>>101388292
No :(

>>101388272
this poster is moriko

if I learn to make cute bentos is that like a good thing to give to girls will they like that

>>101388306
she is not a whore or slut

>>101388309
Yeah. Everyone likes a cute bento.

>>101388309
Yeah probably

>>101388306
No don't make bat out to be a whore :(

Suko is so cute aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>101388305
Don't let the liberals see this

>>101388298
Does this actually work though? I don't mean just normal horny, I mean foam-at-the-mouth-will-pounce-on-you-in-the-streets horny.

late night /lig/ is comfy for once :)

>>101388336
It's cute when she gets jumpscared

>>101388348
It's mid-day for me but these hours are the best. I love these liggas the best. Morning and mid-day are peak liggie for me.

I'm thinking of putting all liggers into a marble on stream run and see who becomes my next oshi

Oh milky’s HORNY horny

>>101388369
Build more wall

>>101388309
the biggest hurdles are finding women, approaching them, and getting them to talk to you for more than 5 minutes. then after that don't be an autist weirdo and say you're going to sexually enslave them.

>>101388382
Yeah for him

>>101388306
i can hear it

>>101388392
that's no fun

>>101388403
no :(

>>101388440
Cutie :) Thank you anon

>>101388382
me with para in poland

>>101387848
Consider professional help

>>101388422
I feel like I actually made you sad sorry

I hope she sings Britney today

>>101388465
oh that was the wrong one

>>101388272
That's kinda gay (unless you're female)

>>101388309
Yeah I would like to make it a combo, do you guys have curly fries

>>101388222
I love you "Cody" and I don't actually fantasize about sleeping with your coworkers while you sit in the cuck chair. I just assumed that you were saving your virginity for the man you're going to marry.

>>101388492
>>101388465
It's okay I just like batatwholesome not batatwhore :(

After experiencing one day of Offkai I no longer wish to watch liggers after seeing their filthy disgusting flesh bodies except Fang. Fang is alright

>>101388505
so true

so when is the 3AM announcement?

>>101388252
Anon, there are a bunch of drugs like that. Why else is every other rapper talking about popping a Molly? Spoiler:Because MDMA makes people sexually aroused and rappers use that

>>101388503
Cody is my real first name and I am a guy

>>101388465
>>101388524

>>101388509
>>101388524

why are batposters so gay

>>101388272
You can suck cock at Offkai you dumb slut. Just make sure to call his load pathetic and watery when he nuts.

>>101388541
I let a friend of mine blow me once, while we were rolling

>>101388524
I LOVE AUTISTIC WOMEN

>>101388524
yuck

>>101388524
Why did she choose a meat emoji instead of a bat

>>101388305
Did you know Beavers are so fucking dumb they'll build a dam around a speaker playing water noises?

>>101388547
It's not fair. I can do a mid-Atlantic accent too. I can learn to mix drinks. Vanille doesn't even have a cock!

>>101388577
That's Fang, anon just can't aim

>>101388309
Give them benzos. Doesn't matter if they're cute.

>>101388524
fang please show ass

>>101388564
forgot your nemu avatar again

>>101388585
olds should go away

>>101388578
Well I'll be dammed

>>101388578
animal webm or fake

>>101387675
Radical. I appreciate the update

Do you think Bat is attractive IRL or not?

>>101388613
The only thing attractive about Bat is her monster cock.

>>101388524
I recognize this room. I did some maintenance in that house. BRB raping Fang.

>>101388613
International House of Batcakes

how many hours until the 3am thing?

>>101388564
I literally do not care. Happy pride though.

>>101388629
you telling me she is fat?

>>101388628
no you didnt

>>101388635
it's 3:30 am already anon

>>101388628
I think if I were a vtuber I'd let my house fall into disrepair before I let anyone see my room

>>101388598
Feemshmisser is a big pussy who's never tried drugs. So don't try to say I'm him

fat at video games

>>101388601
God damn it. I giggled and facepalmed.

>>101388664
>>101388652

>>101388654
wait am i late

>>101388571
gay

>>101388660
Well fucking tell me plainly, stupid cunt.

>>101388600
what?

>>101388613
Why watch vtubers if you think about this? There’s tons of women who show everything

>>101388645
I'm not gay, but mdma makes you do things especially on high doses

>>101388690
Including my kamioshi SilverDracLP

>>101388607
I think they did a study on it so there might be a video on YouTube.

>>101388690
It's not a constant thought.

>>101388690
because at the end of the day every vtuber is a real person and if you spend thousands of hours listening to them its natural to want to know what is making that voice

>>101388722
what if you found out you were watching a talking dog

>>101388690
yeah but they're all gross old and plastic like alinity

>>101387555
Final goal should be cosplaying Florence Pugh and putting chat in a bear costume and burning us alive

>>101388771
>4:30pm
???

>>101388744
I got sum bad newz for you about vtubers

>>101388690
Eroticism is specifically in what's not shown, rather than what is.

ROUGH BREEDING SEX WITJ DENPA
https://x.com/mimiyamu/status/1935938527457689938

>>101388771
Now that I think about it, I don't even know why they're called 3AM

>>101388784
my oshi is slim youthful pretty and fertile

>>101388673
she has the body of that femboy that keeps getting linked here

>>101388692
>I'm not gay but I let a dude suck my cock
Sucking cock as a dude is definitely gay because they derive pleasure from it. Getting your dick sucked by a guy is gay because you're deriving pleasure from it.

>>101388740
start sending them squirrel videos

>>101388801
Haha yay

>>101388801
repulsive

Coqui accidentally leaked the new 3AM member

>>101388813
clauvio?

>>101388805
They’re called 3am because that’s the time oli will keep you awake until

>>101388571
>>101388841
you're lucky it's still june

>>101388860
Holy shit Callie looks stacked in that art

>>101388801
she's hotfat

Fucking normalfags.

>>101388801
Totally would

>>101388860
tob real?

Just woke up, any offkai drama so far aside from that one dude recording Miia irl?

>>101388892
>Always has been

You guys would fuck anything regardless of pulse

>>101388801
Anon, I'm going to kindly need you to step away from my breeding sow

Nice reminder that this thread is full of third worlders who think they’re not gay but aren’t attracted to literal fertility idols (she doesn’t look enough like a young boy)

>>101388939
except you

>>101388940
I would like to see her face please

>>101388971
My bitch wife Denpa actually has a nice face she's just fat and also a Newfie which is a detriment worse than being fat

>>101388962
>one guy

>>101388962
Shut the fuck up normalfag no one asked.

Thanks jannies for deleting that awful eye sore

what the fuck is a Newfie

reminder that Layna deserves to be ended rightly in an honorable and legal chainsaw duel

>>101388990
Newfie? You mean like, from Newfoundland in Canada?

>>101389012
seems to be some sort of dog

>>101389016
Yeah, imagine having all of Canada to be from and you get born into some Irish-redneck toxic waste dump.

>>101388962
She's fat bro.

>>101389015
Did you know chainsaws were invented to assist in childbirth?

>>101389012
inhabitant of newfoundland

>>101388809
I like this clip this is from.

>>101388392
Ok well those aren't issues for me so I'm disregarding that
>>101388499
I have some frozen crinkle cut fries I can air fry

>Oh you don't think grossly overweight women aren't the hottest thing ever? That must mean you are a thirdie and/or gay!
Do you retarded fetishists even listen to what you are saying?

>>101388801
It's unfair how women can be fat and pretty meanwhile I'm fat but my hands are still bony and ugly

>>101389073
A skinwalker was pretending to be you and claiming to want to groom another chuuba to be like Feemsh

>>101388524
>that lace
tempting SLUT

>>101389073
fake feemshmisser

>>101389084
mad?

>>101389009
Keep taking those guided missiles and two barrels of /pol/ Joosh Joosh.

>>101389134
Nah, why would I?

>>101388801
She can do anything she wants to me

>>101389086
your'e pretty, anon :)

>>101388962
Using the examples from this thread. If you put >>101388524 and Denpa next to each other. 9/10 men would pick Fang.

I downloaded the pictures

I should stop planning my life around mid white woman that doesn't even know I exist

>>101389084
If her tits are fat, she can feed my kids. There is no fetishism here, just natural biological response to a well-fed mate.

>>101389156
yeah because she's objectively hotter
don't @ me

*farts at Cody*

>>101389183
b@t

>>101389178
Fatty cope. Women don't have to be lardballs to have big titd

>>101389186
gross

>>101389112
no that was me but it wasn't about a chuuba it was about a realm woman

>>101389198
you cite 蝙蝠

Liggermen stop! We shouldn’t be fighting among ourselves over thin chuubas we’d fuck versus fat chuubas we’d fuck, we’re better than this, we’re brothers in arms! We should be fucking killing this attention seeking tripfaggot instead!

if bat did a metal gear marathon she would be batathideogames

>>101389167
Agreed. Planning your life around cute Asian women is the way to go.

>>101389237
It's nice that we have two fat Mints in da lig

>>101389231
he's a big guy

starting to think this snaill is kinda evil https://x.com/zenos_sosu/status/1934480475810045971

>>101389237
Okay fine. You are right

I simply wish for all these ladies and liggermen to be happy.

Meat has been saying "I hope he has a hot girlfriend" about random men on the internet and it makes me think "Does she not want me to be her boyfriend because I'm TOO hot?" because she knows I'm interested in her

...

>>101389278
Meat is looking for a father for her son not simply a "boyfriend"

>>101389283
Gonna say something fagboy? Well speak up then! Got nothing to say? Yeah I thought so, now fuck off homo

>>101389283
what if you pulled down gaspar's pants and he had a vagina?

>>101389199
>Lardball
>Fat tits
>Slight belly
I bet you think anyone above 90lbs is morbidly obese. You have an eating disorder that caused a heart attack.

>>101389283
*pushes him over*

>>101389236
This has been slowly eating me away, nagging me
But that's not an opium pipe. That's just a regular pipe for tabacco

>>101389283
Saw this lil ligga at Taco Bell eatin beans

>>101389320
Incredibly american post

>>101389316
This post is extremely Margo coded

>>101389327
Yeah, opium pipes that were smoked in China were like huge tubes and you had to assemble them I think.

god shut the fuck up denpa

>>101388801
nut to other mentally ill slampigs
https://x.com/ruruneneru/status/1850609847915655625/photo/1
https://x.com/ruruneneru/status/1832214127634489845/photo/1

>>101389283
im not gay but id frot with gaspar

>>101389354
So you're just gonna be a fruity little namefag now?

>>101389237
What you'll actually kill is all globalists.

>>101389283
please do not post gaspar it makes me want to gen sloppa of him in an osen with a hyper cock

Gaspar is just a voice Grimmi does

>>101389363
Still hot

>>101389233
Oh okay, kill yourself then.

>>101389377
Why does it upset you so much?

>>101389381
sorry pippa but i will make you my tubby piggy queen

>>101389316
He's much too manly to secretly be a woman.

This is just res in a new dress isn't it?

>>101389410
Grimmi pls

>>101389327
its fine man, im sure she makes it work

>>101389247
>batathideogames
I fucking hate how stupid this is and that I laughed at it

>>101389237
Agreed but also wisp buttsex

>>101389399
Fakest rrat to come out of Offkai

okay but seriously grimmi should rub mine and gaspars cocks together and lick both of them at the same time

wife in 30

grimmi and gaspar went to offkai and only gaspar had sex (not with grimmi)

>>101389470
Well yeah, she was sitting in the chair while gaspar was getting his prostate pounded by Katie

>>101389295
"meat is my mom" poster is a 20 something man.

>>101389470
It was a male and gaspar wore grimmi's clothes and did it in grimmi's hotel bed and didn't tell her.

>>101389422
feeding pippa sweets by hand desu

Me and your oshi.

>>101389525
What about spoonfulls of white vinegar by force

Gaspar and Sho are having sex with Milky at offkai (she’s dominating both of them at the same time)

>>101389519
>gaspar wore grimmi's clothes and did it in grimmi's hotel bed and didn't tell her
This seems like that fake revenge copypasta
something like
>I tricked my straight friend into fucking me in the ass
And the whole premise is dude crossdresses as a girl to "prank" his friend by making him fuck a dude in the ass.

>>101389540
Why did that pair of disembodied legs kick that poor girl in the stomach?

>>101389540
Why are you on the ground?

>>101389403
what why

>>101389540
You are literally covered in shit from the knees up.

The key to a woman's heart is a box of donuts.

>>101389605
Jealous?

>>101389598
>I wanted to groom a real woman
>To be like the imaginary version of who I think this other woman is
That's psychopathic and you should either self-destruct, get someone else to turn you off, or get a healthy dose of anti-psychotic medicine. It's faster if you kill yourself, you don't get other people in trouble for taking you out like the trash you are, and you don't burden the medical system. The fact that you saw nothing wrong with attempting to entirely change someone's personality to be a fascimile of what you want is the largest, brightest, red flag I could think of. >>>/r9k/ is that way.

hello?

I will never understand why people are giving schizos (You)s.

>>101389745
sexual thrill

>>101389745
Boredom

Earl live extremely early

>>101389745
Yeah! Don't they know that when /lig/german gets 10,000 (You)s he can claim any vtuber as his concubine?

>>101389742
Is it me you're looking for?

>>101389795
WHO IS THIS FUCKING GROUND ZERO GUY AND WHY DOES HE THINK HE CAN STEAL SARUEI'S FUCKING MODEL?!

>>101389820
Yes actually. Hi Lina love your streams!

>bored, scroll through the thread again to admire my (You)s
The Grimmi log poster got fuckin bonked lmao.

batatsleeping

>>101389713
You are exaggerating in bad faith. Saru advocates for shaping your partner to be the better version of themselves for you too. He just phrases it in a bad way just like he said he likes big asses when in reality he likes big hips.

>>101389820
I can't believe Discord Broners were shameless sluts to the point Lina had to put her foot down

>>101389862
Inshalla today is a great day! Let's celebrate by posting about grimmi with him not being able to reply! I love the weird noises grimmi makes when she gets stressed

>>101389862
Even if he's gone the funny words will live in my head

what would a grimmi gf be like

>>101389868
does she honk shoo or honk mimimi

>>101389952
She doesn't say anything but has a big bubble of snot out of her nose that pops when she wakes up

>>101389950
I feel like Grimmi would turn me into a wife beater.

>>101389950
Realistically a Grimmi gf would be terrible. Eats only very specific foods, bad with money, loves scam products. You could come home and find out she bought a truck of some scam food paste with all your savings because she thought it was good value and an investment.

Batatfiddlymenus

>>101389970
>has a big bubble of snot out of her nose that pops when she wakes up

>>101389950
I feel like she'd neglect her partner for her cats

>>101390002
moodeng won

>>101390002
Alice don't look!

>>101390002
MOODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENG

(And exactly that)

TIME FOR BLUE!

TIME FOR BLUE!
https://www.twitch.tv/kuul

Beatatvideogames (cause she'd beat you up) (she angry)

>>101390047
>>101390053
will she have sex with me

>>101390084
>>101390084
>>101390084

>>101390074
If we were taking bets I'd bet no anon...

>>101390093
sadge

>>101390092
ANNYBAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MWAH MWAH

>>101389970
I associate that trope with Wario Land 3

>>101387213
That was her bf and she realized she needed to keep it hidden better to milk the gfe simpbux

>>101387925
naw nigga ur chuubas just racist and says 1488

>>101388120
Lmao why does everyone around Nina wind up mogging the shit out of her

>>101388066
>clouted with the sauce
>alpha glowup
Nina should get back together with him publicly

>>101388148
No, it's pretty simp coded

>>101386814 (OP)
i watched a single stream from this bitch does she do anything interesting outside of being an alcoholic and being racist?
does she have some sort of mental handicap or is that just how french people are?

>>101392073
>i

>>101389909
They might be sluts but at least they are honest and gay