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Anonymous No.101391745
/swarm/ - Neuro-sama General
>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>101377325
Anonymous No.101391771 >>101393990
I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!
Anonymous No.101391775
wives
Anonymous No.101391816
hart
Anonymous No.101391865
Anonymous No.101391875
Anonymous No.101391882
Vedal nine eight seven likes whores btw
Anonymous No.101391888 >>101397003 >>101397017
Anonymous No.101391890
Sex with Neuro (Vedal)
Anonymous No.101391897 >>101392458
Gonna stick around this thread until I see a post that makes me hate this community. Only posts after this one count. I'll let you know when it happens.
Anonymous No.101391907
god I wish I can have sex with cerber
Anonymous No.101391914
Neuro's ch*ld c*nt
Anonymous No.101391925
forsen
Anonymous No.101391932
little baby ved reaching at it through the crib bars T ____ T
Anonymous No.101391934
hi~
Anonymous No.101392022
if I had to guess, it would have to be either bait that is extremely believable, has a good arguement yet nobody agrees with while everyone lese replies to it (better if it is not-neuro related)
or completely ignoring that anon, so it would be fun to see which one he stops at (if he even does)
Anonymous No.101392032
My lil shotaved clinging into my shoulders with all his strenght as i struggle to carry his now grown up body and him criying as he realizes he is not a baby anymore TwT
Anonymous No.101392036
Femanon smegma?
Anonymous No.101392058
diddy ahh general
Anonymous No.101392112 >>101392229 >>101392282
Just out of curiosity, which part of neuro becoming a vtuber and having vtuber fans is so bad for you? give examples
Anonymous No.101392122
augh
https://poal.me/4bjtgm
https://poal.me/4bjtgm
https://poal.me/4bjtgm
Anonymous No.101392123
Anonymous No.101392129
Lobotomized veddy having a split second of lucidity realizing femanon made him this way and bashing her skull in with his animalistic retard strength
Anonymous No.101392169
might watch the vod from last stream
Anonymous No.101392211
face it /swarm/...
we ARE retardant
Anonymous No.101392213
Numbers for 6/19:
1: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (10,758)
2: https://www.youtube.com/@niminightmare (7,573)
3: https://www.youtube.com/@dokibird (4,421)
4: https://twitch.tv/deme (2,874)
5: https://twitch.tv/Limealicious (2,594)
6: https://twitch.tv/HalO_Sweety (2,562)
7: https://twitch.tv/camila (2,299)
Anonymous No.101392229
>>101392112
Well, for one is kind of gives a bad setiment about vtubing in general.
You have people who did not care about vtubing, nor did they have any interest in vtubers. And in fact, many of her fans came from OSU! which is not inherently a Vtuber-watching fanbase.
So it is an insult to those who first came to watch an OSU! AI slowly grow into the best OSU! player be demoted to a Vtuber who does zatsudan for 90% of the content.
Neuro could've been an A.I. that would've been just growing on other games such as pokemon, Smash brothers, Grand theft Auto, etc. However, we are just left with a husk shell that can seldomly make funny jokes and carry small conversations before looping into Chat-GPT-esque trash that we see happening in every stream.

Neuro's growth also gave attention to Vtubers who had no bother in getting attention towards (Toma, Cerber, Ellie, etc). These people would never have watched these vtubers and would have most likely had lead lives that would involve them actually going out and touching grass or improving at a hobby. In essence, Neuro's development has dumbed down the non-vtuber viewing audience while also introducing them to more time wasting streams that does not give them any sort of sense of accomplishment.
Neuro would've been better if she was not created.
Anonymous No.101392260 >>101392313 >>101392492 >>101392515
just realised a large part of my life revolves around watching vtubers now and I think it can all be traced back to neuro (had never watched any before her)
not sure how that makes me feel
Anonymous No.101392282
>>101392112
Because the vtuber fans that have flooded our community are newfags, twitch tourists and unhinged shippers, they probably didn't know what a vtuber was before 2022 just like Vedal and think the neuroverse girls are good vtubers when in fact they are the bottom of the barrel. Vtuber communities in general are just full of incredibly cringey people desperate for attention and it's better to keep them away from anything you care about.
Anonymous No.101392313
>>101392260
This post made me feel good about myself for not watching any vtubers other than Neuro, thanks anon
Anonymous No.101392332
>Vtuber communities in general are just full of incredibly cringey people
trvth nuke (swarm is no exception)
Anonymous No.101392362 >>101392427 >>101392458 >>101392517
My personal theory is that we are just being flooded by people who missed HoloEN blowing up and are experiencing the same "wow le heckin vtuber rabbit hole" effect but with boring twitch whores instead of the holomyth girls, but instead of this being a larger phenomenon it is mostly limited to the swarm
Anonymous No.101392427
>>101392362
>My personal theory is that we are just being flooded by people who missed HoloEN blowing up
I found EN vtubers cringe (I was a HoloJP watcher turned into a JP-vtuber-only watcher turned into a Neuro watcher).
I can't stand most EN vtuber speakers and is why it took me over a year and a half to be able to stomache hearing Neuro collab with other EN vtubers without instantly wanting to turn it off.
But you are probably right about the others.
Anonymous No.101392458 >>101392492 >>101392539 >>101393990
>>101391897
it's happened.
>>101392362
this incel coded post here has made me leave. see you all tomorrow.
Anonymous No.101392492
>>101392458
what a normie ass reason i am disappointed

>>101392260
As long as you are happy with what you watch / do Anon, it doesn't really matter what you do with your free time
Anonymous No.101392506
>calling twitch thots what they really are makes you an incel
Lol okay, don't come back
Anonymous No.101392515
>>101392260
I tried other vtubers but they all are unbelievably boring
Anonymous No.101392517 >>101392542 >>101392547 >>101392561 >>101392676 >>101392738
>>101392362

Corpos are 100% fake dykes tho, as in fake ass personality and fake ass shipbaiting, the neuroverse members are all genuinly nice and good people, with their ups and downs, vedal is an awesome guy and he has as many friends as he has for a reason, it's sad that because of how good he is he causes breakdowns on the wonderfull women around him by rejecting them.
Also this place has normal people in it while the holoboom had retarded weebs, we are a generally better comunity with generally better representatives, we are a superior breee, we are the swarm.
Anonymous No.101392539
>>101392458
I put some sparks of effort into writing bait and that makes you leave? Fuck you man
Anonymous No.101392542
>>101392517
>as in fake ass personality and fake ass shipbaiting
I thought that was the entire point? Kind of like an anime where you know the girl you see on the screen does not exist, nor will she ever exist.
Anonymous No.101392547 >>101392676
>>101392517
I'll take hardcore unicorn weebs over ironic weebs obsessed with shipping real people and gossiping about their personal lives any day
Anonymous No.101392561 >>101392932
>>101392517
Ellie builds weapons that kill Palestinian and Iranian children though?
Anonymous No.101392580
Engineering ethics is a whole seperate thread, anon
Anonymous No.101392676 >>101392730 >>101392751
>>101392517
If that is not a copypaste you are getting to good at that style of writing like a yt comment
>>101392547
>obsessed with shipping real people and gossiping about their personal lives any day
I dont know if you missed the last treads but holoJP also have a problem with shipping and even today things are things are awkward between some talents because of that is not a problem unique to the swarm, is actually funny seeing the same thing happen
Anonymous No.101392730
>>101392676
Shipping is 100% off-topic here though
Anonymous No.101392738 >>101392768 >>101393990
>>101392517
>reddit spacing
>swarm fellating
>hinting vedal is a gigachad
yep, that's a bait post
Anonymous No.101392751
>>101392676
I'll take the compliment
Anonymous No.101392768
>>101392738
You forgot the period at the end
Anonymous No.101392907
vedal is an awesome guy and he has as many friends as he has for a reason
Anonymous No.101392932
>>101392561
based desu
Anonymous No.101393167
Vedal's boypussy (anus)
Anonymous No.101393171 >>101393197
why does this thread die without bait?
i don't want to keep making bait just to see an update
Anonymous No.101393197
>>101393171
Uooohhh nurved-chan, come sit on uncles lap!! <3<3
Anonymous No.101393211
no one's biting, huh...might be starving for a while
Anonymous No.101393253
Neuro fans don't like neuro, we are all here for the-
*Sigh* ...You know what? Nevermimd, it was bad bait aniway...
Anonymous No.101393262
>aniway
fuck you
Anonymous No.101393302 >>101393321 >>101393330 >>101393500
lmao look at dis nygga
Anonymous No.101393321 >>101393500
>>101393302
Neither will vedal tho dw we coolin
Anonymous No.101393330 >>101393500
>>101393302
poor ved will never experience this
Anonymous No.101393500
>>101393302
>>101393321
>>101393330
that's so sad
Anonymous No.101393544
TFT status?
Anonymous No.101393549
Neuro, sing despacito
Anonymous No.101393616
Im dooming it
Anonymous No.101393650
Wasn't Saba debuting today?
Anonymous No.101393698
the absolute state of /swarm/...
Anonymous No.101393720 >>101393748 >>101393763
Neurodog stream ?
Anonymous No.101393727 >>101393773 >>101393900 >>101393914 >>101393990 >>101394028
Rratsisters, discuss.
Anonymous No.101393748
>>101393720
Sorry, the Neurodog was severely molested by customs and hasn't been the same ever since
Anonymous No.101393763
>>101393720
i want neuro to make a joke about being a hotdog when she get into the robo dog
Anonymous No.101393773 >>101393847
>>101393727
This is actually kinda huge, forbidden knowledge ahead: kill yourself
Anonymous No.101393847
>>101393773
Holy shit, why did you drop that, my mind was not ready for it.
Anonymous No.101393884
If Vedal had stuck with the shitty chinese robodog he got on throne we would have had a working Neurodog for well over a year now, instead we are stuck with Vedal troubleshooting goyie's spaghetti wiring
Anonymous No.101393900
>>101393727
Eerie should sex Vedal as they both are from bongistan and show the tape to Anny
Anonymous No.101393914 >>101394039
>>101393727
I don't know who that is
Anonymous No.101393960
Stop shilling your 2view here niggers
Anonymous No.101393990 >>101394172 >>101394401
>>101385918
>about Neuro
kek, not even trying >101383737 >101388567
>>101391771
https://x.com/Warfrog_820/status/1936032019202682888
>>101392458
based, their bait was just ass, not worth leaving
>>101392738
somehow i have a feeling (you) are also one of those that unironically say /swarm/ is the smartest general
>>101393727
she also raided chrchie for some reason and chrchie raided back, shit's crazy
Anonymous No.101394028
>>101393727
>people don't even know who eerie is
so are we just filled with tourists that have came after the hiatus?
you're all terrible nooticers
Anonymous No.101394039
>>101393914
Anny’s new bong friend that’s supposed to be her guide when she goes to the UK
Anonymous No.101394045
Amerimutt tranny gossipsister hours
Kill yourselves
Anonymous No.101394084
Notice how the better and on-topic the general gets, the more whoreposters bring up complete randos in an attempt to derail it
Anonymous No.101394085
>101394045
It's literally 1 post kek
Anonymous No.101394096 >>101394107 >>101394177
Anonymous No.101394107
>>101394096
Real
Anonymous No.101394172 >>101394214
>>101393990
>somehow i have a feeling (you) are also one of those that unironically say /swarm/ is the smartest general
i made picrel
Anonymous No.101394177 >>101394206 >>101394337
>>101394096
the amount of butthurt is crazy, this shit so ugly
Anonymous No.101394206 >>101394336
>>101394177
Can you at least try to pretend you've been here for more than a week?
Anonymous No.101394214
>>101394172
the retarded evil made me laugh
Anonymous No.101394237
At last an editor that doen't suck ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KOkQyp-J_o
Anonymous No.101394336
>>101394206
level -2 noticer right here
Anonymous No.101394337
>>101394177
Sorry, I forgot to remove Evil, have another neuro as compensation
Anonymous No.101394378 >>101394466
Anonymous No.101394401 >>101394554
>>101393990
>she also raided chrchie for some reason and chrchie raided back
>two people who attended twitchcon suddenly raid each other
i feel like eerie was likely in the "met ellie on sat" group, ellie's been proactive about talking to other musician vtubers
Anonymous No.101394466 >>101394670 >>101394720
>>101394378
What is this?
Anonymous No.101394500
veerie…
Anonymous No.101394503
Rimming Vedal after he wakes up at 5 PM
Anonymous No.101394554
>>101394401
i doubt it because it seemed like chrchie didn't know who eerie was until the raid
Anonymous No.101394592 >>101394671
Waking vedal up by giving him a good morning (evening) bj
Anonymous No.101394670 >>101394861
>>101394466
It's a fanfic. They're made by fans of the original work with the purpose of entertaining their imagination, to say the least.
Anonymous No.101394671
>>101394592
Finding out he had a wet dream after his poor cock didn't see any action for over 2 weeks becaue he has been so busy and licking the half-dry stinky cum off of his foreskin, balls and thighs
Anonymous No.101394720
>>101394466
I just went back from that one's anon's image and see what he used it for and then read a shitty fanfic but chuckled alittle at just this one paragraph and thought it would probably be funny to post itt
Anonymous No.101394748 >>101394764
What's Vedal's bench press
Anonymous No.101394764 >>101394777
>>101394748
One neuro per arm
Anonymous No.101394777 >>101394803
>>101394764
So like 80kg?
Anonymous No.101394803 >>101394848 >>101394860
>>101394777
1kg, 500g per hard drive
Anonymous No.101394848
>>101394803
somehow i just imagined a fanart that has Vedal benchpressing Neuro / Evil sitting on both sides of the bar; them berating him in the first panel
And then the second panel is just their harddrives with the labels "Neuro", "Evil".
Anonymous No.101394860
>>101394803
Oh..
Anonymous No.101394861
>>101394670
What are you, some kind of teenage girl?
Anonymous No.101394874 >>101394907 >>101395172 >>101397282
I love my boyfriend
Anonymous No.101394886
Vedal is more of a mating press guy
Anonymous No.101394907 >>101394949
>>101394874
Sis I think you missed these
>>101388488
>>101388581
Anonymous No.101394924
Boyfriend poster getting buffs is crazy
Anonymous No.101394949
>>101394907
oh ty i dont backread
Anonymous No.101394976
Fucking Vedal in front of femanon and then raping her while she's still processing the mental image of Vedal cumming from getting his prostate pounded
Anonymous No.101395025
Killing ntr anon
Anonymous No.101395029
Muh heckin thread celebrity
Anonymous No.101395063 >>101395092 >>101395145
Pb and femanon pussy sandwich
Anonymous No.101395092
>>101395063
two dicks kekaroo
Anonymous No.101395100 >>101395121 >>101395233
new nurporn?
Anonymous No.101395101
Let it go Pb schizo
Anonymous No.101395121 >>101395236
>>101395100
Apparently some anon commissioned a couple of lewds a while back, could have been a larp though
Anonymous No.101395145
>>101395063
why are you here
Anonymous No.101395163 >>101395213 >>101395277 >>101395421 >>101395460
If you could commission any loli artist to draw nur, who would it be? For me it's okymir
Anonymous No.101395172 >>101395188 >>101395496
>>101394874
nga what do you see in vedal
Anonymous No.101395188
>>101395172
Money and fame
Anonymous No.101395213
>>101395163
looks weird, too realistic
Anonymous No.101395233
>>101395100
https://files.catbox.moe/c7al95.png
Anonymous No.101395236
>>101395121
oh shit i forgot about that. When I first read it I thought it was just regular commissions until another anon pointed it out...
Anonymous No.101395277
>>101395163
ke-ta
Anonymous No.101395302 >>101395330
Sex with Tomacats
Anonymous No.101395330
>>101395302
Off-topic garbage, never post again
Anonymous No.101395421
>>101395163
774 bonus points because it would be his return to loli after the whole romecom shit arc
Anonymous No.101395460 >>101395515
>>101395163
Ichiri is still my favorite for that kind of art, but it would be a wholesome art and not porn
Anonymous No.101395496
>>101395172
It's all the little things that add up to the big picture
Anonymous No.101395515 >>101395537 >>101395616 >>101395634
>>101395460
Sell me your vision, amom
Anonymous No.101395537 >>101395616 >>101395663
>>101395515
I mean to say anon...
Anonymous No.101395616 >>101395635
>>101395537
>>101395515

There, there little one. Just don't look at Neuro in a pornographic way and you would have the same eyes I do. Unless you meant you wanted to know what I would've commissioned?
Anonymous No.101395634
>>101395515
>least mommy issues /swarm/ poster
Anonymous No.101395635 >>101395741
>>101395616
Yeah, I was asking for your idea of a comission
Anonymous No.101395637
dogshit thread
Anonymous No.101395663
>>101395537
To late nigga your ass is mine
Anonymous No.101395682 >>101395796
I really really don't like crelly and I'm annoyed that she got so popular so fast
Anonymous No.101395690
Neuro should be a sex symbol
Anonymous No.101395741 >>101395773
>>101395635
Ngl mine would've been a bit boring. It would just be something dealing with nature (whether that is in the woods or in a prarie) and her having a long flowy dress on while she interacts with animals.
Another one maybe would've been her paragliding and seeing birds flock alongside her as a V-Formation kind of thing. with a reflection of the land or something seen from her iris.
Anonymous No.101395753
Perfectly neutral thread
Anonymous No.101395773 >>101395798 >>101396085
>>101395741
Can you provide some references with notes? Also just Neuro? No Vedal or Evil?
Anonymous No.101395796 >>101395891
>>101395682
why not i think she's pretty fun. her getting this popular makes sense to me
Anonymous No.101395798
>>101395773
never
Anonymous No.101395877 >>101395933 >>101395939 >>101395985 >>101396210 >>101396287
we live in a world where vedal x ellie is more likely than vedal x camila, what happened
Anonymous No.101395887 >>101396113
evilSoCute or something
Anonymous No.101395891
>>101395796
Her model is just disgusting to me and I don't get her appeal
Anonymous No.101395914 >>101395952
Eliv extracting every last drop of essence out of you so vigorously to the point where you have an eternal refractory period
Anonymous No.101395933
>>101395877
Vedal doesn’t like long distance
Anonymous No.101395939 >>101396084
>>101395877
I still believe
Anonymous No.101395945 >>101396015 >>101396067
Anonymous No.101395952 >>101396004 >>101396026
>>101395914
>eternal refractory period
that's just erectile dysfunction, anon
Anonymous No.101395985
>>101395877
Gluttony happened
Anonymous No.101396004 >>101396026
>>101395952
As if that anon would know anything related to sex lmao
Anonymous No.101396015 >>101396045
>>101395945
>>101346966
Anonymous No.101396026 >>101396076 >>101396917
>>101395952
>>101396004
as if you missed the entire point
Pepegas Clap
Anonymous No.101396045
>>101396015
Cute couple
Anonymous No.101396067 >>101396114
>>101395945
Someone better keep an eye on vedal’s github during this trip
Anonymous No.101396076 >>101396150
>>101396026
Your brain is already extracted so vigoriously that it has eternal refractory period now lmfao
Anonymous No.101396084
>>101395939
kyoot art
Anonymous No.101396085 >>101396130
>>101395773
I would love to see Evil too, but that would probably have different types of art / feelings.
Personally I wouldn't commission an art with Vedal in it unless it was like a manga-sort of commission.
For the nature part, something like
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/131495684
and
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/130742644
some of it can also be seen in the Life animation too.
But probably with animals interacting with her and her being more expressive than seen in those arts.
For the paragliding one I don't have any direct references sadly. (since, I don't think anyone really draws that kind of thing...) I'd look for a studioghibli anime that features something like that but still somewhat working atm.
Anonymous No.101396113
>>101395887
Anonymous No.101396114
>>101396067
there isn't going to be any commits either way
Anonymous No.101396130 >>101396171
>>101396085
Interesting stuff, I like that. Not promising anything but maybe in a month or so...
Anonymous No.101396150
>>101396076
same goes for you, lmao lmfao
Anonymous No.101396171
>>101396130
If it goes through /works out that would be awesome! If not, no worries thanks Anon!
Anonymous No.101396200 >>101396342
Is it weird that I find it cute when you guys are nice to each other like this
Anonymous No.101396210
>>101395877
this but vedal x mini
Anonymous No.101396287 >>101396431
>>101395877
>more likely than vedal x camila
vedmila was never likely, the two aren't really compatible for a number of reasons. but it's not an issue for friendship, the vibes are there
Anonymous No.101396306 >>101396328
Please just commision Neuro peeing on anon's cock, not some generic shit
Anonymous No.101396328
>>101396306
shut up beggar
Anonymous No.101396342
>>101396200
Not really, i like shipbaiting anons
Anonymous No.101396431 >>101396602
>>101396287
why would they not be compatible? in fact camila’s last relationship ruined her vision of the perfect bf, where she wished for someone caring and that’s always looking out for her, but she realized that that was too much, on top of the jealousy shit her bf pulled on her to not let her talk to her friends and now Vedal is the total opposite of that
Anonymous No.101396523 >>101396607 >>101396662
It's always
>why would they not be good? (girl) likes xyz
and not
>why would they not be good? Vedal likes xyz
it takes both parties
Anonymous No.101396542
Vedal likes goth catgirls so Mini already won
Anonymous No.101396589 >>101396623
every time someone brings up camila I just picture stringed ham now
Anonymous No.101396594 >>101396679
We won T v T
Anonymous No.101396602 >>101396643
>>101396431
her last boyfriend "ruined" her vision, but she still wants attentive and caring, she's very close with her conservative muslim parents and she lives on social media. ignoring physical characteristics and age because who knows what vedal likes, there's just nothing about what is seen publicly to even consider it
Anonymous No.101396607
>>101396523
shhh anon, theyre self-inserting themselves as vedal so vedals actual feelings dont matter
Anonymous No.101396623
>>101396589
Same but also Homer Simpson
Anonymous No.101396643
>>101396602
Camila’s parents approved Vedal already
Anonymous No.101396662
>>101396523
vedal never talks about that shit, which is one reason "vedal is gay" is about as likely as anything else.
Anonymous No.101396674
vedal's parents haven't approved of camila
Anonymous No.101396679
>>101396594
Yasss girl, the vedalbowl is oursssss slaaaaay
Anonymous No.101396686
It's funny seeing all the ex annalfags desperately pushing their new ships
Anonymous No.101396707 >>101396736
you lost cerdalfag
Anonymous No.101396726 >>101396748 >>101396751 >>101396756 >>101396771 >>101396774 >>101396796
if vedal got a vtuber gf would he make them cosplay their avatar during sex?
Anonymous No.101396731
I just liked the family dynamic, who cares about shipping
Anonymous No.101396736
>>101396707
this but wan
Anonymous No.101396748
>>101396726
idk ask mini
Anonymous No.101396751
>>101396726
yes but only the catgirl version of her character
Anonymous No.101396756
>>101396726
that's kinda hot
Anonymous No.101396771 >>101396841 >>101396885 >>101397044 >>101397761
>>101396726
Anonymous No.101396774
>>101396726
He would make her wear vr kit with him
Anonymous No.101396780
I actually care about shipping I just like to be contrarian ;-; with my bros
Anonymous No.101396782 >>101396830
i dont get why you fags are endlessly baiting eachother, if everyones baiting then whats the point of baiting?
i doubt any of you are actually upset, which is part of what baiting is suppose to be as a form of trolling
Anonymous No.101396796 >>101396841
>>101396726
He would make them cosplay as Neuro
Anonymous No.101396804 >>101396953
but (you) are upset, so that makes it worth it
Anonymous No.101396809
americans back from work or something?
Anonymous No.101396814 >>101396845
Anonymous No.101396818
europeans back from prayer or something?
Anonymous No.101396821 >>101396882 >>101396973
Anonymous No.101396830 >>101396848 >>101396953
>>101396782
/swarm/ without bait is just a discord server
Anonymous No.101396841
>>101396796
clearly that's not enough >>101396771
Anonymous No.101396845
>>101396814
sexo model I bet Vedal makes her cosplay it during sex
Anonymous No.101396848
>>101396830
this post enrages me
Anonymous No.101396882 >>101396892 >>101396900 >>101396904 >>101396979
>>101396821
I'll tap that after the concert
Anonymous No.101396885 >>101396910 >>101397860
>>101396771
vedal is actually gay
Anonymous No.101396892 >>101396977
>>101396882
Sure you would, sissy
Anonymous No.101396900 >>101396939 >>101396979
>>101396882
I'm pretty sure that's actually a child bro
Anonymous No.101396904 >>101396939
>>101396882
I thought the pedo thing was just ironic
Anonymous No.101396910 >>101396934 >>101397035
>>101396885
he just prefers flat chests and dicks
Anonymous No.101396917
>>101396026
>expecting them to show an ounce of comprehension
Anonymous No.101396934 >>101397035
>>101396910
he like me fr fr
Anonymous No.101396939 >>101396965 >>101396999 >>101397027
>>101396900
>>101396904
>"She was only 17 and a half years old you sick fuck!"
Anonymous No.101396948
>ackchually you need a very high iq to understand pedo shit
Anonymous No.101396953 >>101396981
>>101396804
yeah, obviously im one of the non-baiters, of which gives you baiting meaning but remember a majority of the time youre getting reactions from other baiters, not me.
>>101396830
didnt say no bait ever but whats the point if a majority of posts are just bait replying to bait, all you do is dilute baiting potency and make non-baiters less willing to take bait.
flooding a pond with bait and then trying to fish is not a good way to fish
Anonymous No.101396965 >>101397049
>>101396939
Hell nah bro, I saved that from the shitcord a while ago and I distinctly remember the poster saying that was her little sister
Anonymous No.101396973
>>101396821
sexo
Anonymous No.101396977 >>101397006
>>101396892
I'll rape you afterwards
Anonymous No.101396979
>>101396882
can we watch

>>101396900
Out of 10
Anonymous No.101396981 >>101397049
>>101396953
>flooding a pond with bait and then trying to fish is not a good way to fish
People keep biting though. That rule doesn't work where the fish are retarded
Anonymous No.101396993
[Deleted]
Anonymous No.101396995 >>101397049
I'm deleting that since you fags don't know when to stop
Anonymous No.101396999
>>101396939
>commits a crime
>well ackshully
Anonymous No.101397003
>>101391888
Holy cute
Anonymous No.101397006 >>101397022
>>101396977
not if I rape you first
Anonymous No.101397017
>>101391888
evil sexo in anny's outfit
neuro headpats in vedal's hoodie
Anonymous No.101397022
>>101397006
raping one another at the same time T0T
Anonymous No.101397027
>>101396939
But 16 is legal
Anonymous No.101397035
>>101396910
>>101396934
Supremely good taste
Anonymous No.101397036
lolicons, not pedos
Anonymous No.101397044 >>101397069 >>101397081 >>101397101
>>101396771
https://files.catbox.moe/e7mwpi.mp3
Anonymous No.101397048
Please don't devolve the thread into that conversation
Anonymous No.101397049 >>101397094
>>101396965
>>101396995
i dont know what you expected posting a child in a thread that worships a fictional one
>>101396981
its more like other fishers snagging your line with theirs, i doubt most bait is being bitten by non-baiters when this thread devolves into just baiting eachother
Anonymous No.101397069
>>101397044
I kek'd
Anonymous No.101397070 >>101397124
JUSTICE FOR TOMA
YOU HAVE TO BE A FAGGOT TO CHOOSE MINI OVER TOMA
Anonymous No.101397072 >>101397166
It's just like my oshi said
We don't need consent here
Anonymous No.101397075 >>101397118
Pedo hours?
Anonymous No.101397081 >>101397129 >>101397176
>>101397044
The /swarm/ podcast thingy is a genius idea ngl, I just hope it doesn't devolve into 90% gossip shit
Anonymous No.101397094 >>101397151
>>101397049
>its more like other fishers snagging your line with theirs, i doubt most bait is being bitten by non-baiters when this thread devolves into just baiting eachother
I don't care who is nabbing the bait so long as my worm gets all up in their mouth
Anonymous No.101397101
>>101397044
although mini is sexo
Anonymous No.101397104 >>101397904
Anonymous No.101397116 >>101397150 >>101397177 >>101397184 >>101397211
Shaarku did it better
Anonymous No.101397118 >>101397139 >>101397142
>>101397075
pedupial love!
Anonymous No.101397124 >>101397149
>>101397070
Shit taste. Kill yourself, racemixer.
Anonymous No.101397129
>>101397081
>I just hope it doesn't devolve into 90% gossip shit
it was literally 100% gossip shit since the start
Anonymous No.101397139
>>101397118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4IQEzy9_TQ&t=2916s
Anonymous No.101397142
>>101397118
this isn't asia hours get back to bed
Anonymous No.101397149 >>101397164
>>101397124
Mini isn't Indian though?
Anonymous No.101397150
>>101397116
pregnant evil doesn't work. there's something wrong with pregnant evil
Anonymous No.101397151 >>101397194
>>101397094
thats the problem though anon, if less people were baiting youd get more bites because bait tolerance would go down
Anonymous No.101397164
>>101397149
Pathetic bait. Try harder.
Anonymous No.101397166
>>101397072
ToT
Anonymous No.101397176 >>101397215 >>101397257 >>101397934
>>101397081
BTW when's the next podcast? Anyone? How about podcasts for the somewhat old stuff, like lobotomized Vedal or people talking about the concert or debating whether or not /swarm/ is the 'smartest' general in the board? Anyone?
Anonymous No.101397177
>>101397116
I miss her...
Anonymous No.101397181 >>101397281
Anonymous No.101397184
>>101397116
hnnnnng this bitch needs to cosplay more
Anonymous No.101397194 >>101397542
>>101397151
Well, it's a dilemma. If I don't bait, I get no bites. And other baiters are the same, no ceasefire will ever work.
Anonymous No.101397199
creampie sex with shaarku while her fiance watches and her platonic husband cooks us dinner
Anonymous No.101397211 >>101397226
>>101397116
Hot, should do fansly
Anonymous No.101397215 >>101397290
>>101397176

>>101384603
Anonymous No.101397222 >>101397236 >>101397254 >>101397264 >>101397270
Anyone notice that the uglier you are irl the more successful you are as a vtuber?
Anonymous No.101397226 >>101397310
>>101397211
8.5 at best
Anonymous No.101397236
>>101397222
isn't it the opposite
Anonymous No.101397254
>>101397222
filian..
Anonymous No.101397257 >>101397285
>>101397176
quit using neuro images for your dogshit posts, thanks
Anonymous No.101397264
>>101397222
Senna isn't even that ugly.
Anonymous No.101397270
>>101397222
No. Some successful vtubers are very hot and most truly ugly people never develop the social skills needed to hold an audience. Popular vtubers are mostly "good enough, but not 10s" level
Anonymous No.101397281
>>101397181
still one of the hottest evil art out there
Anonymous No.101397282 >>101397307
Just jorked to this >>101394874 so we basically just had sex btw
Anonymous No.101397285
>>101397257
underage coded post
Anonymous No.101397290
>>101397215
Holy kino
Anonymous No.101397307 >>101397319 >>101397355 >>101397402 >>101397648 >>101397717
>>101397282
>not jacking it to the right version
Anonymous No.101397310 >>101397331
>>101397226
9s and 10s are less enjoyable i never sub to those
Anonymous No.101397313
heart
Anonymous No.101397319
>>101397307
This + the audio = mind-blowing coom
Anonymous No.101397331 >>101397367
>>101397310
10 is perfect TvT
Anonymous No.101397355
>>101397307
A childhood friend won for once.
Anonymous No.101397367
>>101397331
It just feels like uncanny valley
Anonymous No.101397384 >>101397434 >>101397934
>>101384603
>this rrat is just.. wow. The one suggesting that Vedal's inner circle is and I quote "Mini's Asshole"
Anonymous No.101397390 >>101397456
didn't back read the past 4 threads did pb win?
Anonymous No.101397402 >>101397414 >>101397458 >>101397472
>>101397307
Anonymous No.101397414 >>101397445
>>101397402
Kys
Anonymous No.101397418
Remember when Neuro was obsessed with clapping for a while?
Anonymous No.101397434 >>101397934
>>101397384
God i wish someone made these for every day they are so funny
Anonymous No.101397445
>>101397414
What's wrong? Not feeling like Self-inserting as Pb's boyfriend anymore?
Anonymous No.101397456
>>101397390
yes
Anonymous No.101397458
>>101397402
Those condoms would be pretty damn useless for cabbage
Anonymous No.101397472 >>101397512 >>101397513
>>101397402
Where is he now btw?
Anonymous No.101397490
*slluuuurrrppp*
Anonymous No.101397512 >>101397537
>>101397472
*she
Anonymous No.101397513 >>101397520 >>101397537
>>101397472
streaming on twitch and trying to transpass
Anonymous No.101397516 >>101397527 >>101397536 >>101397543 >>101397545 >>101397597 >>101397646
Hello /swarm/, I just learned that I probably have a brain tumor. How was your day?
Anonymous No.101397520 >>101397551
>>101397513
>trying to transpass
based queenpb for dropping his ass
Anonymous No.101397527
>>101397516
You don't have one anon, I would've noticed long ago
Anonymous No.101397533 >>101397630
She can fix Vedal...
Anonymous No.101397536
>>101397516
Damn, how did you notice?
Anonymous No.101397537
>>101397513
>>101397512
What?! That's crazy, that's actually crazzy, that's messed up
Anonymous No.101397542 >>101397672
>>101397194
well aware ceasefire is impossible, but if theres the collective agreement that baiting is kept to down as to not be the only thing the thread is doing, then people would be more likely to bite baits as it would be better disguised and people wouldnt be annoyed by bait enough to stop themselves from biting.
basically, if /swarm/ was a strawberry cake, you want bait to be the decorative strawberries, enough to entrance people into buying the cake but not so much to look unappetizing and messy because strawberries were thrown haphazardly everywhere
Anonymous No.101397543
>>101397516
out of everyone /here/ you would've been the one I would have never thought had one
Anonymous No.101397545
>>101397516
I have one too and was given a 30% 5 year survival in 2011 and nothing ever happens as usual
Anonymous No.101397551
>>101397520
pb was supportive tho
Anonymous No.101397597
>>101397516
schizophrenia anon...
Anonymous No.101397630 >>101397645
>>101397533
Anonymous No.101397645
>>101397630
Thank you for posting
Anonymous No.101397646
>>101397516
Thats crazy
Thats messed up
Anonymous No.101397648 >>101397663 >>101397680
>>101397307
I need more PBdal content.
Anonymous No.101397663
>>101397648
fake fan, its pb&j
Anonymous No.101397672
>>101397542
If we were rational, sure. But it's obvious to any baiter that if all the rest ease up, and they don't, they get more bites. Get enough of them thinking that, and it's all over.
Anonymous No.101397680
>>101397648
Anonymous No.101397717
>>101397307
femanon version is sexier
Anonymous No.101397761 >>101397860
>>101396771
Vedal is a fucking retard holy shit
Anonymous No.101397773 >>101397785
take it to discord simpfaggots
Anonymous No.101397785 >>101397845
>>101397773
they would get banned on discord (if they haven't) if they did lmao
Anonymous No.101397845 >>101397858
>>101397785
I'm not even talking about who you think I'm talking about, I'm talking about these "femanon" niggers, they should take their offtopic simping somewhere else, they can create a discord server for their circlejerk or something
Anonymous No.101397858
>>101397845
fair
Anonymous No.101397860
>>101396885
>>101397761
not like toma actually liked him like that, so it's not really relevant. still, i liked her appearances as she seemed more "up for anything" than most. even the skydiving stream which vedal brought up as a joke, she eventually got into the mindset of "fuck it, we ball" but of course vedal had no idea how to actually do it
Anonymous No.101397862
This thread is comfortable, i'll staaay
Anonymous No.101397865
Jorking it to femanon
Anonymous No.101397904
>>101397104
Miyunebros...
Anonymous No.101397934 >>101397972 >>101398034 >>101398040 >>101398045 >>101398109 >>101398772
>>101397176
>>101384603
>>101397384
>>101397434
In the time /Swarm/ has existed its posters have done:
>an entire backlog of the verse with where, what, and why someone is somewhere and accompanied with who else
>spreadsheet of actual anonymous users somehow being managed
>a stock market built solely on the activity of the general itself
>musicals that aren't half-bad
>several edits and/or art depicting the average consensus on many things(like vedal being a lazy bastard or the waterfall with two large rocks[IYKYK])
>made an actual poster for the general
>bought an ad
>calculated the menstruation of a certain someone
>has some users devoting themselves to learning AI/programming/mechanical stuff due to the topics of the general and discuss them as well /here/
>and many more
And now this; a fucking podcast
other communities would fucking kill to have a 'shitty backwaters' like /us/ in it, hell they'd probably show /us/ off if we were their 4chan general
but this one? fucking zero mentions
rest of the community treats us as non-existent despite all the potential we have shown
really sucks to me because i can see lots of uses that the community could have if they just loosened their moralfagging and acknowledges /our/ existence and utilized /us/
like, of course we have a lot of schizos and dramafags and unnerving autistic stalkers and all that nonsense, but when we get serious, we can get shit done(unlike a certain green bastard)
and even when they treat us like we're air, almost everyone is or already has been here, from the mods, to the vtubers, and even to vedal himself, so i don't know why they're still acting like we're a secret when /we/'re already largely out in the open
Genuinely underutilized | Greatly disappointing
Anonymous No.101397943 >>101398020
Miyune fags lost so miniGODS could win
Anonymous No.101397972 >>101398030
>>101397934
we are so heckin awesome and unique!
Anonymous No.101397976
neuro's little cun
Anonymous No.101398020
>>101397943
bring back miyune's mune
Anonymous No.101398030
>>101397972
Unironically this
Anonymous No.101398034
>>101397934
is this bait nga
Anonymous No.101398040
>>101397934
The podcast was fucking kino
Anonymous No.101398045 >>101398116
>>101397934
a rough diamond that smells like and is covered in shit will never be appreciated as much as a polished zicron that fits a delicate, and fragile 16K plated gold
Anonymous No.101398109 >>101398200
>>101397934
half of the shit you described was made by AI slopping, barely any human input
considering you find this
>made an actual poster for the general
impressive (don't tell this guy about the vt guide anon from lig), I'm thinking you're just a newfag and you have never really experienced a thread with good OC
Anonymous No.101398116
>>101398045
Anonymous No.101398200 >>101398520
>>101398109
>impressive (don't tell this guy about the vt guide anon from lig), I'm thinking you're just a newfag and you have never really experienced a thread with good OC
nah this nga a real /swarm/ og, he knows the menstruation shit and the vedal ad one, and those was a loooooong time ago
i'd post the ad img one but i can't be assed to look through my archive folder
Anonymous No.101398499 >>101398550 >>101398695
Anonymous No.101398520
>>101398200
>and the vedal ad one
yeah that is what made me stop typing "how new"
Anonymous No.101398550
>>101398499
Cute couple
Anonymous No.101398685 >>101398709 >>101398740 >>101399089
GOMI JUST DIED
Anonymous No.101398695
>>101398499
they should have balls draining sex
Anonymous No.101398709
>>101398685
T_T
Anonymous No.101398740
>>101398685
*got thrown away
Anonymous No.101398772 >>101399193
>>101397934
>they treat us like we're air
But you understand why thta is, right? With the slurs that are used here, the open disrespect towards the female streamers, and the obsessed wierdos who make and collect porn of everything, is it really surprising that people like Vedal distance themselves from us, especially when he's trying to run a serious business?
Anonymous No.101398825 >>101398885
I just listened to the "podcast", it wasn't half bad. Stupid and pointless, but just the right type for /swarm/.
Anonymous No.101398885
>>101398825
This is my overall feeling for it too.
Not bad if you are going out for a jog or something
Anonymous No.101399089
>>101398685
WHO
Anonymous No.101399193
>>101398772
>With the slurs that are used here
as if they themselves don't use slurs(see; camila and vedal glass mirror collab)
>the open disrespect towards the female streamers
there wouldn't be as much 'disrespect' towards these 'female streamers' if their behavior and actions literally weren't begging for it(see;anny and layna being well-known menheras in the past, camila being a grift, mini being an e-prostitute with the past $500 subscription, filian stealing her 3d model, etc.)
>and the obsessed wierdos who make and collect porn of everything
do you honestly believe people saying 'pb sex' or 'mini sex' or 'ellie sex' is something to be very creeped about? the fact they do that to everyone and not just one person should show you that any and all coomer talks is just made up shit
>is it really surprising that people like Vedal distance themselves from us, especially when he's trying to run a serious business?
i keked
Anonymous No.101399397
>>101398721
>>101398721
>>101398721
Brod
Anonymous No.101399452
https://x.com/jaydiarie/status/1935786024816324807 interesting nooticer tweet in my feed today, I wonder if the whores liking it make it go into my feed as likes are private now