>Crime Scene CleaneRyShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aoHYa6kHQk
>STREAM IRyS x FANTASY LIFE- The Sound of Bliss!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjKnRjDa5I0
>STREAM STAY BLUE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYsxFfqtFjk
>STREAM Diamond Girlfriend!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXM0EE_NpQc
>MerchRyS>IRySoda merch!https://viteramen.com/collections/irys-collection
>Coom and Goon keycaps and IRyS hornshttps://hyperx.com/collections/hololive-english?utm_source=collections&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=irys
>Line stickershttps://store.line.me/stickershop/product/30223189/en
>Easter Stuffshttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_springparty
>Promise Mini serieshttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holomini_vocal_promise
>ENReco https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_enigmaticrecollection
>Jet taghttps://hyte.com/store/hololive-english-2nd-concert-breaking-dimensions-tags/acc-hyte-jet-irys
>Fanhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holokatsu_bigfan_brightoutfitver
>Clear folderhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_clearfolder?variant=45047048077532
>Starter Merchhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveenstartergoods_minitape?variant=44512935641308
>2024 Valentines merchhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_valentine2024?variant=44476441952476
>2.0 Plushiehttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivefriends_irys
>Acrylics https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_6thfes_acrylicstand
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivesummer2023_acrylicstand_ssp_rerun
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_3dacrylicstand?variant=44100998725852
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivecloset_irys_1
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_nyacrylicstand?variant=43727412986076
>Voicepackshttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/irys?filter.v.m.custom.product_type=%E3%83%9C%E3%82%A4%E3%82%B9&sort_by=created-descending
>OMOCAT merchhttps://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en
>Archives (Songs, Clips, Spaces, Misc.)https://mega.nz/folder/91EUXBqT#uuMZYZmL5cUbXZcDGMCwig (Karaoke updated until the end of 2024)
https://mega.nz/folder/PJljFaDC#bERcB4FtvuLJpahT2AFb5Q (Ancient and dead)
https://rentry.org/irysoundbits
>Originalshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpBqtLy3mHw07nf_D8u-g6a3_MdLWVdIc
>STREAM TwiLight!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFZ1oTSFuIE
>STREAM CARBONATED LOVE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjNNpw2x2dU
>Moment of my life Remixhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVyH8POaBQM
https://mora.jp/package/43000066/CVRD-487H/?fmid=TOPNEWRL01
>Moment of my Lifehttps://youtu.be/_4Rfg8R4lOU
>Gravityhttps://youtu.be/fevB6h3-kfE
>One Step at a timehttps://youtu.be/HY6OVi3q9F8
>Quarter Braveryhttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nwlYvw84zCT0GqWr1pVku3bscruaiGlXA
>Covers and Collab songshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpBqtLy3mHw2Wlox1cPU2-WGM5VmMYR8m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jd50SqqKxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcSuSzbj38M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcVyYmVOi1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlsBfDYw2nk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv7zqJhKoVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypA_XpQWSn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njqQ3niSUqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwZMBnPx4co
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJcFVlawXAw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bitH6NZ_e2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpbpwXAEJl4
https://youtu.be/HrT8Oon9Kxs
https://youtu.be/3pzh6AaXi9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w3zoAbxkbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAO-w9stKAU
https://youtu.be/FPzV-3vLRd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M5yHLKwdng
>Channel / Twitterhttps://youtube.com/channel/UC8rcEBzJSleTkf_-agPM20g
https://twitter.com/irys_en
>IRyS Status/ Milestones / Karaoke / SCshttps://irys.moe
>Previous Thread>>101384322Reminder:
>>1Do not reply to bait and 'invitations' to doxxshit, shitstirring or dramafaggotry (the general jargon for these individuals are 'gyates'). Be it inside AND outside the thread - hide, report and move on.
>>101403918They were specifically called "scripts" in the files. Have they ever been referred to "subtitles" in the context of voice packs?
>>101404552I think it's really just the looks... IRyS is a very shallow woman, which is why she's a loser virgin hag
"yabaiRyS" is one of the bigger discount codes if you didn't get an email with one.
She wonโt do VPs anymore after this
>>101404994How much %? I got a 10% one.
>>101404982IRyS is a hag???
I thought she was in her early 20s. Or maybe she was, but 4 years have passed already, and she is close to 30?
>>101405035The 10% /HiRyS/ discount was a scam...!
>>101405105How would that be possible if she's been making online content for 15 years
>>101405105Anon she turns the big number next month
Aa8
>>101404949I have no recollection.
I got one in the mail with 20%
ha!
it pays to wait!
I was unaware of the yabaiRyS discount because I only received the initial 20% code in the email i didn't see until just now and couldn't use anyway because it only worked for the first 50 uses!
Thanks NERDS for the discount code
I'm just waiting for the IRyS keyboard collab
pr lady said this collab will last for 2 months
>50k views in 4 hours
She will keep doing that retard โIRyS swayโ to bait views in the future.
irysfags what is this shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnnFBk-k75U
>>101407193First IRyS fucked MOTSU now she's getting a full gangbang with these dudes it's so fucking over
>>101407193Here ya go, read this
>>101384322
>cuckmonkey has to samefag its cuck fanfiction after not getting the (You)s it wants
sad
the brratcuck is utterly mindbroken
>>101407193>>101407311>irys collabing with this trashHAHAHAHAHA
Is this like the gay version of Filthy Frank or what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RmRl1jl75k&t=506
>>101407645sorry i stuck a finger up her you-know-where right then
>>101407630hololive should really stop taking western trash sponsors
You shitheads hate the Vite staff only because IRyS shook her ass in front of him.
>cuckmonkey is still trying
If it wasnt an IRyS collab, I would still shit on your overpriced garbage products and snooty faggot of a CEO, Viteshill.
>>101408071Pretty sure it's because he's pro trans and other woke crap:
>>101407630
>>101408071>IRyS shook her ass in front of himIRyS' model was made to, yeah
>>101408113It clearly hasn't had anything better to do in years...
>>101408071The Vite staff?
Yeah, all me.
>>101407193she looks like she's jerking off dicks in each hand
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1936198410937282902 if IRyS tweeted this would you agree and fuck the scalpers
>>101408996Fuck ticket scalpers and fuck ticketmaster, they encourage it
>>101408996I'm not shipping material IRyS...
>>101409434Cute! Thank you.
Can you make the bg transparent
>>101409528can you make her naked
>>101408996I am now on the side of scalpers
>>101409556https://litter.catbox.moe/lkjzbig3vgq9gomh.png
IRyS drinking 2 cans of Hope and Hopium sodas, at the same time, very suggestively.
>>101409528Thanks once again.
Would you let IRyS scalp you?
>>101409558Bros are just delivering a service not everyone can wait in line
> The Nephilim of Hope and Despair from Hololive English, IRyS is a beloved virtual singer and streamer
Since when did she become the embodiment of despair as well?
>>101410006I recall some anons mentioning it was heavily hinted ever since Caesura of Despair, with her devil side turning Tokyo into a post-apocalyptic landacape while her angel side tries to keep it as it is nowadays.
>>101403813they're all fucking retarded
she's reading a script she didnt write it herself
>>101410267On a side note I wonder if IRyS would be able to write a script herself.
>>101409604can you make her hebe
>>101410363have you seen ENreco
>>101410446that was improv
>>101410479that's what she'd have you believe, she had everything planned
>>101410374https://litter.catbox.moe/mmh93v.png
>>101410363caraoke was loosely scripted
>>101410513IRyS is not Pon...? She is a hidden tensai mastermind...?!
if i make a big deal about troll scs on twitter will IRyS notice me and marry me
>>101410526>>101410610Shoot, forgot to link you.
>>101410825Cute! Thank you.
>>101410825wheres the litter
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>>101411009https://litter.catbox.moe/np6bc6.png
>>101411342Please Koi, now picture all three doing this funny meme...
>>101411701while they spill it all over themselves
>>101411701>>101412055Why do you have a thing for cat dirt
>>101410825IRyS should have been a loli
I think they should buff IRyS' ass and nerf her tits
>>101409434>>101409528>>101409528>>101410524Where can I find this Hope Soda can 3D asset?
>>101412342>I think they should buff IRyS' assSo long as her thighs and legs shift in proportion to not be awkward
>and nerf her titsNah. Leave em
IRyS should be a loli with a big butt
>>101412827And big tits and no horns
I miss Getto being active and drawing a lot...and the lewds
>>101412450It's a ConQa can in koikatsu, I just made the label for it
AssRyS is an international treasure. We must protect it at all costs.
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IRyS's butt cheeks on my face
fuck you walid! i want her to do whats best for me
>>101414854supa fag that keeps using >we
>>101414887Oh. I hate cunts like that you don't speak for me you brown frenchfag
>>101414887He speaks for us all and that includes the parasocial unicorns he joined in on shitting on.
This exact thing has happened before where someone makes a grand performative SC spree after some criticism or shitpost SC and she just speeds through it because she hates that kind of brown nosing.
it's easy to speak for others, but most people aren't cucks and will fuck off if she does whatever she wants
sad reality of being a female content creator
>>101415057that's a little melodramatic isn't it? I think most IRyStocrats would stay if she swapped to a loli model
>>101415095i mean if whatever she wants involves cucking
she wouldn't do that though
>>101415013Trying too hard, falseflagging monkey
>>101413927M-Make the line bigger...Add AneRyS and MomRyS too
Hope Soda should be sold at the concert in Radio City
>>101415788I don't think she can produce enough for that many people on such a short notice
>>101415857How does she produce it?
>>101415857Bring me the whip. Time to make Cheebs be productive for once in her life...
https://x.com/atahuta_/status/1936191136206631140
>>101415999Why does he never draw IRyS?
hurry up IRyS you're late again
EVERYONE SHUT THE FREAK UP MY WIFE IS LIVE
I dunno guys Hope Soda seems a little sus
>>101417121>4 hornsthat cheebs is dead
I wish she could just say fuck NA and stream when she wants to instead of killing herself
>>101417163Maybe she should go to sleep at a reasonable time
>>101417163shes having trouble because her body is trying to move to a proper sleeping time
I had that for years until I finally gave in and slept when my body told me to
>>101417188She literally can't a lot of the time.
The girls regularly have recordings and practice sessions into the late evenings and nights.
>>101417241IRyS is the one who schedules them at that time
>>101417241The other girls in Japan do it though, not all of them but several of them do
>>101417286There are only like 5 Holos that ever stream in the early afternoons anon...
>>101417364The other JP members stream earlier than her and wake up earlier
>>101417121I want it so bad, but a six pack of each kind and a tumbler wound up being like $100! What the fuck? Gonna need a 50% off code to make it merely unreasonable.
IRyS should play super mario rpg next
>>101417518Flare booting up nightreign at 3am doesn't count
shes so dumb god i love her
>>101417573I meant EN members living in Japan, Bae for instance goes to bed at 11PM to Midnight and wakes up before her stream at 10AM JST
>>101417549Fuck off, RPG shitter. You already got enough streams.
>>101417549this but deltarune
I knew she would like this game
She'a going to be at this for a while at this rate
>>101417821She has a white girl soul in her Asian body
>>101410267I love how the replies are mostly the paypigs with no awareness that unironically posts gachikoi SCs, chats, and twitterposts
you'd love to see it
>>101417847They're fine with being obsessive but they'd also gladly let IRyS cuck them because they're submissive
shes so fucking blind lmao
I like watching her :D smile slowly shift into :O
>>101413927why is everyone clothed here
Ojousama's first experience cleaning things
"master is dead"
How retarded can chat be? Yes, the guy you literally just got off the phone with, who told you to clean up the body of a guy he killed in this apartment, is the guy who is dead in the apartment. Definitely.
>>101418087Whoa this game is deep
Dumb question, did she mentioned anything about the sodas?
I just came back home...
t
>>101418087goldfish memory
>>101418126yeah you missed it
Aaaaaaa she's on the list
A janitor isn't supposed to only be cleaning IRyS...
>>101418168just like me...
>she thinks janitors are cleaning staff
if you ever needed bigger proof that she's /here/
>>101418213That's literally what they are here in the US retard, she grew up with school janitors
>the office chili spill .gif
>>101418143>>101418147The Cheebs of Olympus has abandoned me....
Now there is no Hope...
My goodness I am never hiring this ADHD maid again.
She's going to struggle so hard with the much bigger second level
>>101418401No way, her methodical way of randomly running to random parts of the house and doing completely random tasks will surely lead to a thorough completion of all duties!
>>101418237That 40 year old loser that mopped the floors in your school wasn't a janitor.
Janitor is a pretty well paid maintenance position. They keep the building and everything involved with the building - from its utilities like heating, electricity, and plumbing all the way to the facades and gates, in proper working order. Sure, when they don't have anything to do they will do some cleaning or random bullshit to pass the time, but it's a proper job with serious requirements that requires a fair deal of knowledge.
oh no aneRyS is more retarded than IRyS
>walking over the blood and spreading it everywhere
I wonder if she hires someone to clean her place, because she surely doesn't do it herself
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>>101418463Get over yourself and clean it up.
Only took 45 minutes to realize she was stomping the blood around herself lets gooooo
Odds of her ever playing this game again?
it is just me or does her boob window look like praying hands
>>101418539Very, it's got an engaging plotline
>>101418502She doesn't have guests over, that's why she was panicking when Flare was going to visit
>>101418539if it has multiplayer i will give it 5% for a kronii collab
otherwise 0
Reading? Yep it's time for mouth breathing
>>101418548I thought the same when she first revealed the outfit
>>101418539pretty high its really fun
its the only game i've beaten in the last like 5 years
This game has progression and perks and it gets way easier after this first level
Irys will watch game of thrones
>Dexter's Laboratory
watching Cartoon Network with IRyS!
This stream needs a water bucket spilled counter
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The only HBO thing i remember is that episode of The Wire with the topless russian hookers.
Theres a bunch of HBO shows on U-NEXT, Japanese dubbed
She could have watched GoT or something on there
Mitigating Aggressive Tendancies With IRyS!
>>101418787https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUBiOOx0Pxw
I'm glad she hates druggies, she really is Japanese.
>>101418787big tits little feet, a hit in any man's language
>>101418787Oh and band of brothers i guess.
>>101418868It wasn't porn just naked titties, Aerosmith and Motley Crue had music videos with nipples and it wasn't porn. Hell, justin timberlake had a full on nude pair of women in one video.
>>101419026Everything is porn
I love her little yelps when she accidentally uses dirty water
It's her old laptop she used to stream on...
Why didn't Japan ever become hardcore Christians anyway
>>101419026If it has uncovered nips it's porn. Pokies don't count unless the top is transparent enough to make it see-through.
>>101419210They locked the country down for centuries and Christianity never caught on
>>101419210They're pretty good at critical thinking.
>>101419210I read trivia at some point that the prime ministers of Japan are disproportionately Christian
>>101419210because they see religion in general as a decoration instead of a way of life
>>101419210They emperor and the buddhists saw christians gaining too much power so they threw them away and put the country in lockdown for a few centuries.
>>101419210Totally making this up and not basing it on history, but my bet is honor culture vs. justice culture.
Christianity is about truth, fairness, forgiveness, etc. and asians don't care about that stuff.
nose bleed is code for period
I love zatsu games because it's hours of stream of consciousness
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>>101419265Heh, good one, fellow atheist. Thanks for the euphoria.
Imagine killing someone over 5k
She's not going to find the secret areas
>>101419265>They're pretty good at critical thinking.they aren't actually, chinese and even koreans are better than them in this regard
>>101419477If people get killed over running shoes 5K makes plenty of sense.
>>101419521>cultural revolution>fan deathyea I don't think so
>>101419305It's ancestor worship more than anything
>>101419557look how many technical innovations come out of china and korea and look how many come out of japan
If cleaning gets a skill tree so should fapping. I need to unlock switch hands and gain a stroke.
>>101419521The Chinks were notoriously DOGSHIT at critical thinking and logic for the last 5000 years.
Their history is completely choke full with the most retarded decisions imaginable, there's a reason Japan was able to shit all over them for so long.
>>101418589shes doing it again
>>101419628yeah but Japan looks like a utopia in comparison to the dictatorship and literally cyberpunk irl
>>101419305>but my bet is honor culture vs. justice culture.>Christianity is about truth, fairness, forgiveness, etc. and asians don't care about that stuff.Christians started caring about the poor and other outcasts offering food and medical assistance, eventually many samurai started converting. The ruling class thought the christians would eventually topple them and install a vatican approved ruler and with some nudging by the buddhists they expelled them.
Probably for the best considering how nuts asians go with christianism, look up the body count of the last time a chinese man claimed to be the second coming of christ.
>>101419628FWIW, kill a ton of your own countrymen in exchange for a pile of pig iron may have been China's best move in history.
>>101419628>look how many technical innovations come out of chinaUnironically name 3.
And no, some pill crafted from the entrails of 5 million stink bugs that will prolong your lifespan by 5 seconds is not a valid answer.
she's being thirsty again
320$ for a grave rennovation sounds cheap as fuck
hey koianon did anna anon release the paizuri scene with 3 girls
Am I deaf or did she have no problem saying fucknuts yet balk at assholes?
>>101419746I'm a programmer and the contributions of Chinese people are numerous despite their government trying their best to cut them off from the West
Meanwhile Japan's contribution to the field is basically nil
>>101419905She said fudgenuts, just with a little attitude
>>101419905Fucknuts are legumes there's nothing yabai
>>101419885Don't think so, but I stopped paying for his substar a while ago
Big Fish watchalong when?
>>101419963https://kemono.su/fanbox/user/37736420/post/9936965
>>101419935We are talking about the past here anon. The countries' history and development.
China does put a ton into R&D and is desperately trying to prove itself to the world and establish a world leader position in the technical fields, yes, but if you go back even just 50 years that looks ENTIRELY different.
Then go back another 500 years, which is roughly when Christianity first tried to spread its wings in Asia, and China is utterly unrecognizable from what you are talking about, it might as well be a different planet.
I like when IRyS ends sentences with whaaaaaaat
There was a show on 10-15ish years ago called Spotless. It was about a crime scene cleaner who got sucked into the underworld. The plot to this game seems a tad similar. Pretty sure there was only ever one season. It was good, though.
>>101419477People kill their own children for crying during a CoD match.
>>101420076I don't see any evidence that Japan was good at critical thinking in the past either
Attacking Pearl Harbour? lol
>>101419935As a fellow software engineer, I'm surprised you can make this argument
>almost the entire video game industry>QR codes>Ruby (not on Rails)Off the top of my head
Meanwhile China... they stole our (US) tech and I guess that's about it?
Bloody Romans. What did they ever do for us, eh?
>>101420195Japanese people program video games like teenagers, that's why their games are predominantly single player and when they do make a multiplayer game it barely works
Sup bitches where the roman orgy at?
>>101420184You are still talking about modern history anon.
Final Destination watchalong someday
>>101420218IRyS would love the Romans if she knew what they did with boys.
>>101420267UmuRyS (Bride)...
>What did the romans do, what did they do?
IRyS... I...
https://litter.catbox.moe/8mv2odengqqnieiv.png
for how much she hates Final Destination she knows a lot of the deaths and in which movies they appear
>>101420117I like when she uses the singular word for the plural
>>101420298My beloved easy mode servant
>>101420034She would weep like a baby
https://youtu.be/Qc7HmhrgTuQ
>>101420250so at what point did the japanese people ever demonstrate that they were good at critical thinking
IRyS... please skip this one.
>>101420127There was a similar show a few years ago too called The Cleaning Lady, but it was about a SEA cleaning lady in the US getting caught up in that
Retarded faggot gimmick keyboards biting her in the butt again.
She should swear more this stream
>>101420428Hold up, is that an alt from the other retard?
>>101410267
>>101420428>another non-memberuh huh
>>101420483wrong post quoted?
>>101420428I actually agree with this guy but sending it as a superchat is autistic as fuck
>>101420538Shit, I fucked it up.
>>101420495whos gonna post criticism on their main
shar was the only one with balls to do it
that one is probably the same retard troll though
>Shiori played this game before, right?
Yeah, when I still watched her sometimes
Before the dark times
IRyS distances herself from IRyStocrats because she's dedicated to me
>>101420571fagtako did too before he got called out here
>>101420571if your criticism is actual criticism and not schizophrenia, why hide it? She is not going to take you seriously if she doesn't recognize you
>>101420610Before the empire....
>>101420610this game was the beginning of the bad times for shitwhori
its when she was trying to warm people up to da bois
If only the schizos didn't blow their load early, they could have told her to shut up about faggy gundam trash.
>>101420640because the discordfags like kalen will keep bringing you up for years
Did they called him Char so people would confuse his name for Chad?
>>101420687and why do you care about discordniggers? they are not IRyS
>>101420706it's annoying because IRyS interacts with them on twitter
>>101420703yes anon, they predicted a meme from 20 years in the future
>>101420418You do realize that the minuscule island nation of Japan had basically taken over the majority of China at one point, right?
I'm not saying Japan were ever some sort of cold blooded logic machines and full blooded career atheists or whatever you are trying to get at, it's just that China for 99.9% of its history acted like bumbling idiots. Have you ever actually read Sun Tzu? He gets HEAVILY romanticized by people that have never even looked at his texts in pop culture, but it's honestly hilarious how fucking misguided his takes on warfare are, especially if you compare it against his contemporaries overseas.
>>101420733>You do realize that the minuscule island nation of Japan had basically taken over the majority of China at one point, right?Tojo please
>>101420738He is an injun.
>unironic ccp propaganda itt
>>101420786Shoot him on the back and claim his lands for the Earth Federation. Amuro wills it.
>>101420738a blazing commie
>>101420650>>101420644I really liked her streams the couple of months before the collabs and drama
Shame
>>101420836>>101420833Do as I said and carry on.
Doing it with my mum with IRyS
...Valley Girl IRyS instantly erects me
IRyS just said "dirty as hell" and it made me think of this, oddly fitting for the stream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHe6ar-X2cQ
>>101420733>Sun Tzulol
throw a single roman legion at the entire combined warring states period military and they'd take over all of china barely even breaking a sweat
>>101421108For the thoughts of a true military mastermind.
EdnaRyS is out MikleRyS is in
she's having ovulating dreams she definitely woke up wet that day
your man punching some bitch who talked shit about you
the female fantasy
>>101421294Just like instigating the whole situation in the first place.
>if only i had like twenty more minutes of sleep, i definitely could have finished
irys...
IRyS had to flick the bean real quick before continuing her dream
It's truly over, she has wet dreams over imaginary bishounen childhood friends now
The dream came and went like she did
is it normal to have crazy dreams like this
i never dream. i dont remember ever dreaming at all
feels like im missing out
>with the wheel turner
Way to make me feel ancient, IRyS.
>>101421444how the fuck did these work
>>101421349Chat is she cooked
>>101421476put your finger on the number and turn it to the metal stopper
>>101421402I rarely remember mine but when I do they're usually wacky as shit.
>>101421402You have more vivid dreams the more distressed your sleeping is
>>101421402It's normal but it's also normal to not
I pretty much had your case until Moom's grad, then had dreams involving her, Kronii twice, then IRyS
Never revolved around them but and they kinda stopped shortly after. Wish I could (remember) dream more...
>>101421444Have one of these in my room, it still rings but you can't actually communicate on it anymore.
>>101421476You just turn the dial (get it?) in sequence starting from the first number of whoever you're calling.
Who could have possibly predicted this
>>101421444I remember when my grandma was the only one with a phone in the neighborhood.
>>101421526I... thought it was the opposite
>melon and sprite soda
um...
cherry cola for cherry boys
This is the perfect game for zatsus for IRyS
The only flavor available at Offkai is cum, from the hotel room orgies.
smaller channels raiding bigger channels always feels like a stealth advertising strategy
>>101421718I hear they stole all the cum soda from the Phase van.
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Cook! cook! cook! cook!
"Global warming"
IRyS, you retard, they changed the name to 'climate change' like 10 years ago because they were proven wrong again.
IRyS got scammed into believing global warming in 2025 even after they were forced to rebrand to climate change...
Name shit aside I agree with IRyS, I don't recall weather being like this when I was younger.
The Earth will soon fall into the sun too.
Really living up to the retard label with that one
>>101421895Yeah, and when I was younger, December and January were the coldest months, and it got warmer in the months after.
Kids are retarded, IRyS is still a kid.
>>101421933Lolibaba IRyS...
>>101421895I recall winter being snowier and there being snow on the ground on Christmas.
>>101421955reverse lolibaba
>>101421986Erotic all the same...
Imagine IRyS finally getting into the room with the last two corpses then just flying into the ocean.
For me it was at the end of the 90's when things got ridiculous, we've been in a drought since 2004 or so.
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This retard drank the kool-aid and has it 100% backwards. Climate change activists always have to claim, "It has nothing to do with temperature!" because they keep getting proven wrong.
Only retards think global warming is not real.
Does IRyS know "everything" about Big Jim?
>>101421933>>101421973Same here with the winter months being cold. Now you can't wear a jacket on winter because its not cold at all.
>>101422032Get back in the nursing home, Mr. Gore.
>>101422035I hear Jim is actually quite small.
>>101422047go back to /pol/
>>101422080this is one of my favorite koianon pieces
>>101422047We'd be living in a utopia if he had gotten elected
>>101422032Nobody cares about global warming there won't be anyone born after 2050 because half our DNA will be plastic
Global warming is only controversial in the US.
>>101422089Oh no, better stop seething, your rising body temperature is gonna blow up the planet!
>>101422011...Because it's not just about temperature? They said we'd get more extreme weather, and now we're seeing a "storm of the century" once or twice a decade. And yes, temperature is rising. Weather patterns change and some places get warmer and others colder. But the global average temperature is gradually rising. But that's "gradually" on a human scale, for something that normally changes "gradually" on a geologic scale.
>>101422100Unironically the good will the rest of the world had for the U.S. that everyone has completely forgotten about would have lasted longer.
>>101422011I like when they still use gas guzzlers, expensive private jets, and shit on alternative energy and electric cars.
wow unironic leftard trannies posting in my thread
>>101422128You say that NOW because you were wrong about global cooling and then wrong about global warming so now you just say, "It's random, but it's getting worse!" which is hardly quantifiable.
>>101422139Imagine caring about the rest of the world, fag.
>>101422011Climate change is real but not for the reason activists claim but because that's how earth has been since the day it got an atmosphere, that said i'd rather we found a middle ground between eco nazis and people who think we can breathe carbon monoxide.
>>101422157It's unlikely Gore would have gone to war with the wrong country on bad intelligence. I am curious what would have happened, though.
>>101422157unfortunately I have to share a thread with fags like you who refuse to acknowledge reality
>>101422128>and now we're seeing a "storm of the century" once or twice a decadeWe don't have storms in my state but we have terrible wildfires that have gotten worse in the last decade.
I'm not the type to believe in conspiracies but it sure is interesting my state government simultaneously defunded wildfire prevention and started blaming climate chnage around the time wildfires got worse.
>>101422170>Imagine caring about the rest of the world, fag.It's the usefulness of the rest of the world caring about us, dullard.
>she cant understand keeping stuff in your bra because she's a flattie
>>101422194It would have been war no matter what, it would have just been different sides arguing for and against it.
>>101422011Heโs right tho. Although there are other contributing factors, global warming potential (GWP) remains the most critical factor in climate change.
>>101422157It's only considered leftist in the US. Politics are really local. Tariffs were once also considered leftist and green, to reduce carbon emissions and encourage local produce. Now they're right wing.
>>101422219The techniques used in those wildfire preventions were not safe for the environment and also racist.
>>101422263That means more empty storage space!
>>101422263Sex with flatRyS
>>101422263just buy one of those z-cup bras and use the cups as storage
I'm too poor to care about shit like global warming.
>>101422289Actually the refusal to perform wildfire prevention was fueled by racism. They didn't want to allow indigenous peoples to do it
>>101422263she's not flat though
>>101422263She only wishes she was a flattie. None of her forms are flatties, including cheebs.
>>101422265It didn't have to be war. Considering it was carried out by terrorists, working with nations in policing action rather than declaring war could have gotten the desired results without destabilizing the region and causing a rise in terrorism. Enough getting sidetracked, though. Isn't IRyS cute tonight?
>>101422285Bizarre to think border security was also nonpartisan and keeping jobs in their home nation was Leftist.
North pole used to be a tropical jungle. Climate change will just kill poorfags (and that's a good thing).
>>101422335I would like to see her boobies. For proof.
did Mori passed on her bots to IRyS?
>>101422327If it makes you feel any better, even if you were the richest man you wouldn't be able to do anything about it.
>>101422263Where's the Warioware webm?
>>101422390Wait what the fudge, are they botting her too? I knew about the biboo bots but not this.
Pleistocene cycles
But that said yes climate change is totally real, it's paramount we do something immediately like sending the biggest producers of CO2, India and China, back to the stone age
Tough decision but we simply have no choice
>>101422388She has boobs but they are small, just big enough to not qualify as flat, someone must have the IR capture from when she played a switch game.
>>101422379"Back then the world was warmer and everywhere on the planet was lush and vibrant with life and animals were able to grow to giant sizes.
"Also if the world gets warmer literally everything will die."
>>101422377It's because the right in the US used to be dominated by free trade capitalists supporting multinational corporations who loved to offshore things to cheap countries to increase their bottom line. Antiglobalists were then seen as leftist anarchic commie hippies who hated capitalism and hugged trees. Now antiglobalists are right wing.
>>101422390Nice retention though
>>101422407Yeah, for like maybe 3 months now, more or less.
>>101422466The current global biome is tied to the current climate, yes. Put our life in the carboniferous or carboniferous life in our climate and both would die.
>>101422466I hear animals grew large as fuck because oxygen levels were huge compared to what we have now and that's the reason you don't see giraffe sized bits soaring through the sky.
>>101422517Even a giant meteor blowing up earth didn't end all life buddy.
>>101422539My slack jawed wife.
IRyS really should just stick to playing kusoges like this and children's games like Pokemon and Animal Crossing so she can easily zatsu while playing.
>>101422532>giraffe sized bits soaring through the sky.Didn't know Twitch was a thing back then
>>101422546Die as in mass extinction, not entire end of life. Life is simply too tenacious for that.
>>101422170>which is hardly quantifiableNumbers of strong storms are very quantifiable. So is average global temperature.
>>101422219I can't speak to wildfires in any given place, and if they've been cutting back on prevention that may well be a big part of it. But many places that are seeing more of them are having longer periods with little rain, which makes for more dry brush that doesn't take more than a tossed cigarette, unfortunately refracted and focused sun rays or a lightning strike to light up, and then it spreads like, well, wildfire.
>37k watching
Why is she getting botted?
Has anyone seen one of these irl?
>>101422590The fade to white was from the heat of her farts btw
>the global warming retard is a b*eRySfag too
lol lmao
>>101422586Right. The strong survive and the weak die, all is as it should be.
'For Marx, nature needs to be subjugated in order to obey history. For Nietzsche, history needs to be subjugated in order to obey nature. It is the difference between the Christian and the Greek'.
>>101422571Birds but yeah the flintstones did have streaming services, it worked with thousands of bees poking holes on paper sheets that a monkey replaced at a refresh rate of 1 frame per 40 seconds.
Oh my God she understood the japanglish perfectly
>>101422662Every single time
All this tangent talk is just proof that IRyS will believe literally anything she hears, whether it's snake oil skincare or snake oil science.
>>101422609This. Also the new MaidRyS outfit is doing it for me.
>>1014226321. >>>/#/
2. I haven't been watching the numbers but was there a jump around when there was a raid? Some bots travel with raids.
3. Maybe whoever was botting Biboo streams is looking for a new home since she's gone for 140 years.
>>101422590I must be the only one that's bored of this, it's better when she flashes her panties accidentally because she forgets her skirt is so short.
>>101422011Look man, when I was a kid it snowed every winter, you'd get a foot of snow, schools would close. For the past 10 years it barely snows and even when it does it's never more than 2 inches.
>Forgot Starship Troopers
WhoRyS is thisRyS?
>>101422686Strength is mostly irrelevant, though. In mass extinctions the strong tend to die while those more fit to survive due to being less resources intensive live.
AAAIIIEEEEEEE SHE'S FALLING IN LOVE WITH AN AI
>>101422760~2 years ago I had to travel for a job and the morning I had to leave, there was ~3 feet of snow in my driveway and I almost ended up being late.
>>101422749Nah, the overblown sexualization and stripper moves don't fit her at all in my opinion.
I still hope she puts a foot down and stops doing it eventually, but staff seems to think it's a good idea since it gets her clicks and a large part of the fanbase likes it too so it will probably only escalate
>>101422732She is a woman, in the end.
There's a reason we didn't let them vote.
>>101422779IRyS is low on disk space
>>101422738>the new MaidRyS outfit is doing it for meCouldn't agree more
>>101422466Nobody is saying it will wipe out life on earth. Life will go on. The question is whether humans will be part of it. As a human, I would like if we are. Also, slow changes over millions of years let current animals evolve to fit the new changing conditions. Rapid changes over thousands of years make mass extinctions. Super rapid changes over decades are more likely to kill off anything much bigger than a rat.
I just noticed that she has 37k viewers. She's definitely getting botted isn't she?
>>101422863Eek, tiny cheeks
>>101422863if only it actually had a sideboob window like miko's outfit and fuwawa's kimono
>>101422883>just noticedWe've been over this already. Apparently Calli is getting botted now, and she raided IRyS.
>>101422883mori had like 30k (lol) for darkest dungeon and raided her
>>101422815Strength isn't just bite power. Otherwise humans would be considered one of the weakest animals.
But we're not.
'Man is what he is, a wild animal with the will to survive, and (so far) the ability, against all competition. Unless one accepts that, anything one says about morals, war, politicsโyou name itโis nonsense. Correct morals arise from knowing what man isโnot what do-gooders and well-meaning old Aunt Nellies would like him to be. The universe will let us knowโlaterโwhether or not Man has any "right" to expand through it'.
>>101422878>As a human, I would like if we areSo you're selfish.
>>101422878Humans are the most able to adapt to change. We live from antarctica up to, I dunno, Northern Siberia or something?
>>101422910Man I always wanna play more Darkest Dungeon but I'm too autistic about having zero deaths...
Why did the robot change voices in the first place
>>101422957Settlements are everywhere on Earth
>>101422940If self preservation is selfish.
>>101422957Santy Claus is at the north pole.
why did the pink whore try to sabotage IRyS' channel by sending her the bots
>>101422878Yeah, that's why I don't like when people talk about having to protect the planet or the environment. The planet will be fine, the planet doesn't care about us at all. It's humanity that will be fucked.
>>101422984He's an IRysocrat
>>101422815>In mass extinctions the strong tend to die while those more fit to survive due to being less resources intensive live.You know humans survived the meteor, yes?
>>101423001>if self preservation is selfishYeah, it is. You deny what might rise from in the post-climate change world.
>>101423087The earth is ~7000 years old, none of this ever happened.
>>101423087I FUCKING KNEEL RRAT GOD
>>101423087I hope you aren't this stupid.
>>101422940Yeah. Lots of other animals would probably rather we fucked off. We've destroyed so many habitats and driven so many species to extinction.
>>101422957Yes, but a lot of the things we eat are less able to adapt. I'm sure some humans will survive. Some rich people have bunkers and are very good at hoarding resources. But for the sake of the rest of us, I don't want widespread famine.
>>101423087BAE?!
>>101423087We didn't exist back then anon
>>101423087this is true, my grandpa was there and he also met the dinosaurs
Is it true? Did IRyS really ntr you guys? I might just buy this voice pack
I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of that future soundpost
>>101423143>humans just came from thin air
>>101423161Will answering yes or no make you buy it?
>>101423148>He doesn't know
>>101423151Did he have a car he had to push with his feet?
>>101423166FUCKING DUMBASS NIGGA ITS A STACK MARKER
>literal blacked meme in game
>>101423169So humans existed 3 billion or so years ago when the first nucleotide chains started replicating?
>>101423172Are you a cuck or not
Are leftists having a melty that climate change is a non-issue in the cosmic scale?
>>101423218abiogenesis is yet another proof that this is all made up.
>>101423218Obviously. Who do you think wrote down that bit of history?
>>101423213Where? I missed it. I did get a kick out of the shelf full of cigarette packs, though.
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It's a good thing i jerked off early today because those plap noises combined with her voice would have me as hard as a prosthetic leg right now.
>>101423259The drawer with the one white flower surrounded by 5 black flours
>>101423245Humans are a non issue in the cosmic scale
>>101423212Why would you stand in the bad that's retarded
>>101423218Yes. How is that hard to understand? We didn't just poof into existence from thin air. Did you seriously think we did?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_human_evolution
>>101423280Well, that sure is an image.
>>101422723At this point I am not surprised
"They are going to turn my daughter into a whore"
"Hey man, I've got this girl I've been banging she'd make a great whore."
IRyS:"Is this NTR???"
No, retard, it's called prostitution.
>>101422897It at least has sideboob and good cleavage with just the shirt though
>>101423305You're being retarded. Humans weren't a thing till australopithecines came about, if not the genus homo. Obviously we had to descend from shit that was around earlier, but if humans were around 66 million years ago the K-PG extinction would have ended them.
>>101422863>>101422892I don't know why no one else has mentioned this, the proportions are really messed up on this one.
>>101423381And it came from.......? Thin air?
Retard.
>>101423357If you're in a relationship with the girl you've been banging and now you're turning her into a whore, there would be an NTR element to it.
>>101423421>And it came from.......? Thin air?I came into thin air.
>>101423421Came from? As is wasn't there yet? That sounds an awful lot like what I'm saying. I'm not the retard claiming humans survived the last mass extinction?
I haven't heard that meme in years
>>101423400We've been distracted by everything there other than the wrong proportions.
>>101423460>Humans weren't a thing till australopithecines came aboutAnd it came from.......? Thin air?
Retard.
Did this australopithecines just poof into existence? Or did it evolve FROM something?
>>101423492I want that donut on my tongue asap
>>101423489Adam was created from dirt and had life breathed into him, Eve was created from his rib.
IRyS should get another donut
>>101423507Who created Larry?
>>101423492I like the omp omp omp animation her model does when she eats.
it isn't gachi guys, I swear
>>101423421It's like how dogs were bred from wolves and we still breed dogs to get the cutest features we want. It's happened to us before.
>>101423460https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_human_evolution
>>101423533doesn't this guy have a melty every other week about people being parasocial
>>101423533Listening to One Step At A Time freaks me out and makes me jump to attention, because it's my phone alarm for Patreon notifications.
>>101423489Your retarded take may as well suggest humans existed when the universe was still a pre inflation singularity. You are being retarded. No configuration of atoms that one might describe as human existed till a few million years ago. Where it came from is irrelevant if it has not yet been.
>>101423551>It's like how dogs were bredI'd like to demonstrate this with Fuwawa.
>>101423591Breeding Fuwawas to make Mios
>>101423600you got it backwards
>>101423533Sounds like a perfectly well adjusted individual that doesnโt have melties at all and is what every IRyStocrat should aspire to be.
>>101423628Fuck it, breeding Fuwawa and Mio full stop
I ate a lot of pizza and now I really have to poop, she should just skip supas today with how trash they are.
>"right of the bed?"
>goes left
this never gets old, it always makes me smile like a complete idiot
>>101423579So, all of life is human? Is that what I'm supposed to be taking from this? That there is no difference between us and what we evolved from, meaning that everything on the tree if life must also be classified as human? Sure sounds like what you're claiming if you're pointing at the advent of unicellular life and saying "see, humans!"
>>101423708Did we come from thin air? Yes or no?
>>101423738Obviously not, but to claim humans survived the last extinction is simply false.
Your moms came from fat air.
>>101423752Bae's ancestors did though.
>>101423738No the air is pretty fat
Dexter is way better than this piece of shit.
>>101423767shut up you came from fat air
>>101423752>we didn't come from thin air>ergo we existed since life was created>we lived through the meteor>but we didn't survive it because we weren't thereOkay buddy.
'We often contradict an opinion for no other reason than that we do not like the tone in which it is expressed'.
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>>101423810Not everyone lives in America, anon.
>>101423948Can't believe this is the first sort of top-down pov shot I've seen of this outfit. There should be more.
>>101423872Okay, was the meteor before or after the flood?
>>101423872Life existed. Humans didn't yet. How is that so difficult? The mutations, genetic drift and so forth that had to happen between the time the shrew like mammals survived the extinction and the few million years ago when humans appeared had to actually happen. That isn't nothing. If the meteor never fell there would be all sorts of different life on earth now that never had the chance to be. Do they still exist because life exists?
>>101423948>Somebody>Redi>and now this guyCome on IRyS wants arts of her maid outfit not lewds.
beggars are being less and less subtle
Humans appeared from Earth, Earth appeared from space dust, space dust is Sana's farts. Ergo, humans appeared from Sana's derriรจre.
