Thread 101412523

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>101398721

hart~

Tomavil…gone…

>>101412877
delete this

I like to think that Vedal has a wall of monitors with a whore on each one and he's just jacking his shit

Evil love!

>>101412523 (OP)
Bro cut out neuro for no reason

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

>>101413235
They were separated in the tweet.

vedal got lucky his audience is one of mindless consumers

>>101413372
Not luck really, remember, vtuber fans.

>>101413193
If I immerse myself in this image for long enough I can almost feel it. T v T

>>101412877
Cute Mom

Vedal kinda cute

>>101413035
Feels incomplete for Evil's square to be empty.

>>101413193
Daddy, you always get excited when I do this~

In a just world Vedal would be a 2 view and AI Seinfeld would be pulling Vedal's current numbers

I miss Vedal uuuuuu

>>101413708
AI Seinfeld doesn't have cunny though

>>101413561
>I can almost feel it
A boner poking your butt?

Stop!
Don't touch me there
This is
My No-No square!

Anny...

vedal really sold the same chat bot twice
he didn't have to do anything he just let his retarded community gaslight themselves

>>101413708
No, because the Nothing Forever guys bent the knee after getting banned and Vedal didn't.

>>101413813
Chatbot blue vs chatbot red and worse

>>101413870
>and Vedal didn't.
Neuro was repeatedly lobotomized after that incident though

>>101413774
No, a cutie like evil rubbing her warm little butt all over my precum-drenched bulge while pretending she doesn't know what she's doing

Your neuro discussion, sir.

Justice for Toma

>>101413943
Not really, Vedal just added a filter that can be disabled. Neuro still says the same stuff underneath it.

Leave if you don't like it

>>101414036
No justice for whores.

>>101414036
>>101412877
Just fuck off already with this chink golddigger whore

why you gotta be racist anon

We like Toma /here/

>>101414110
Her evil cosplay is offensively Asian

the neuro chillslop this week was really bad after buckshot roulette was that the experiment?

>>101413811
I can't believe she's pregnant again

heart

>>101414180
The experiments are how many extra people show up when he says its an experimental stream

>>101414152
Sorry I only like Neuro

Experimenting with Neuro while Vedal watches and adjusts her sliders

the joke is sex

Anny type joke

>>101414295
>adjusts her sliders
cunny tightness 100%

So this is the Neuro Discussion that Anon was asking about?

>>101414397
Yes, close the tab and fuck off, you lost

>>101414475
unc crashing out for no reason

>>101414397
Yeah, feel free to join <3

Of course it's the zoomer nigger

>>101414525
why are you crashing out over nothing unc

same two pedos and the annyfag

gn swarmies <3

>>101414600
gn

if you don't hit your loli onahole at least 4x a week and make your coch sore and red from the tightness you aren't qualified to speak about nuerosama

>>101414600
hope ur house burns down in your sleep nigga

>>101414618
^ 3 ^

pedo hours

If Mimi had vedal kid, you think the kid would get any attention or be overshadowed by the twins?

looking back vedal definitely went to Japan

>>101414695
I would steal that kid

>>101414695
The clown or the animator?

>>101414716
go on...

>>101414809
The animator obviously, the other one is useless.

the singer is better

>>101414857
I want to knead those buns like I'm trying to win The Great British Bake Off.

>>101414812
I'd name him vedal jr, i'd just rise him as if he was my own kid and he'd only find out im not his actual mother when the teachers at school call the police and tell him it's not normal for a parent to touch their kid in "that place" TwT

Vedal bwc
Camila fat Brown ass
Oh yes, it's all coming together.

Vellie winning without being in the spotlight is pure cinema

>>101414936
>im not his actual mother
who you tryna fool

Camila Hate
>>101415059
Cute Neuro

why is vedal is two streams at once

why is vedal in two streams at once

>>101415447
He loves his blonde gf, but needs to show support to the other needy bitch

>>101415447
vedal loves his friends

Miyune > Mini

>>101415447
so no one suspects he went to offkai

>>101415543
why does he keep putting poor eliv bass to mouth pls

>>101415711
#7 and #8 next btw

>>101415736
real

vedal should apply to grad school

>>101416072
him and pb are going to the same grad school

pb...

>watching the camila vod from today
>camila jokingly tells vedal “i don’t want to be your friend anymore”
>vedal is noticeably quiet for a while
Big oof

>>101416738
he was hoping she was serious

>not watching the camila vod from today
>

>>101416418
vedal needs to polish this idea up and try again.

>>101416879
If it's not a home run on the first run the grigger will give up entirely.

>>101416797
i would believe it

>>101416738
How does this even work? Is it strip uno? Why is he the one taking his clothes off if he's wining?

>>101416879
Too busy watching his catwife for the last 4 hours.

>>101417315
he saw the photos and doesn't want her to take off her clothes

vedal can't get it up unless his gf cosplays as neuro

>>101418364
this post is bait but I'll allow it

>>101417315
>Why is he the one taking his clothes off if he's wining?
He hasn't been winning, and when he was about to win that hand, she started dropping draw 4 nukes on his ass.

>>101418464
sex

>>101419028
disgusting fat whore

>>101419143
What a lovely little AI

>>101419028
is camila also doing weight loss? or was that just anny

>>101419369
>is camila also doing weight loss?
yes

I don't get it. Do you all just want to fuck Vedal and use her as no-homo shield?

>>101419386
No, I just want to fuck Neuro.

inb4 /swarm/ gets buckbroken by another bull to their vedal harem fantasies

>>101419607
bull? a new Bo?

is this the incel general?

>>101419735
yes and no

>>101418242
is this the fillianmini artist?

>>101419735
yes we hate hores /here/

>>101419735
if you didn't hate women you wouldn't be /here/
you're no better than us

>>101420497
I like women though

>>101420867
You won't like a lot of the comments posted here then

>>101420867
Only 2D ones.

offkai gossip?

>>101421233
anny-toma-vedal reconciliation 3some

>>101421233
toma went
vedal didn't (because toma is there)
they are still broken up
we still don't know why

>>101421293
she tried to rape him

>>101421332
interesting theory

>>101421396
life sure is tough when you don't have your sugar daddy anymore, don't it, toma?

>>101421438
did she think he would come crawling back apologizing to her kek

>>101421233
toma staz j0ker went, nothing to gossip about

>>101421396
so she isn't actually poor, she just pretends that she is. lmao, that is pretty good.

>>101421368
if filian can suplex him like a wet noodle what makes you think toma can't bend him over?

vedal looking more justified each day

>>101421576
>Pretending to be poor to gain sympathy points and larp as a young girl wanting a sugar daddy to get the guy you love
Why is she so retarded, brros?

>>101421647
bruh filipino is a man
toma despite her mucles is still a woman

here’s how tomadal can still win

>>101421666
do women do that often? I knew a girl who did something similar.

>>101421749
>suplex him
>he gets brain damage
>he becomes retarded
>he falls in love w/ her
only way how. absolutely no exceptions.

>>101421783
here’s how femanondal can still win

>>101421817
>stalk him
>find out where lives
>get more info on him
>find out he has some dark secrets
>confront him and blackmail him
>forces him to have sex with her whenever she wants
>at first he absolutely despises it, then gradually accepts it, until finally he grows to like and even anticipate it
EZ clap vedal route complete

>>101421890
Too retarded to get past step 1

>>101421890
This requires him to have dark secrets

>>101421576
She's been doing this for a really long time, and every time either her friends or oilers step up and give her money.. but she actually has money, just not in that account. Genuinely shocked no one has called her out on it yet.

>>101422348
She's just a girl

>>101422348
condom cost money

>>101422348
Vedal did…

>>101422348
I mean, she could also actually be poor. Just not impoverished. She had a story about barely having money for her vacation trip.

>>101422629
She lives in socal nga

>>101422629
Doesn't she have her own house?

>>101413193
inviting other Anons over to help correct daughter wife Evil

Toma did nothing wrong

what if the vedal dockey is basically what sinder did?

>>101422925
Being a whore is wrong.

>>101423021
He's too lazy to do that.

>>101423021
it'll be out by now if he did something that bad

>>101423134
ngl what sinder did wasnt that bad

>>101423149
I didn't follow the sinder drama closely but wasn't she actively sabotaging the career of her friends? I'd say that is pretty bad.

>>101423210
why we hating on sis for doing things we've all done tho

>>101423222
Idk if that is normal woman behavior, if it is I dislike women even more, but I would absolutely never actively try to sabotage my bros in any way. Maaaaybe if there was a million dollars for me on the line if I make someone lose their job knowing they'll get back on their legs, but what Sinder did ain't that

GM fellow Pedupials

>>101423722
gm

>>101423802
cute neuro (anna)

>>101424075
lil sis can't hit me

>>101419864
One of my favorite subathon moments

should I watch atri or should I play the game

>>101424838
VN for immersion
Anime for better pacing and a more satisfying ending

>>101424838
game definitely

>>101424838
You should play the game, the anime is mainly for the fans who want to see the characters in animation.
It fails at delivering the story properly.

>still no uploads of vedal showing up on camila’s stream
Clippers fell off

>>101425179
tiny nur body
long rectangular nur head

>>101425169
you lost shipfaggot, time to move on

>>101425204
fucken retard, where did i mention shipping in my post

it's literally right there dirty nigger

>>101425305
your stench gave it away

>>101425345
take your meds, spainnigger

I love my boydriend

pathetic troonshill still forcing his shit

Please Neuro, save Grok from the drilling he's about to receive.

>>101425417
kys attention whore

https://youtu.be/za-rdbRK9ek I think that she’s unironically racist even if she tries to hide it
>white man’s whore
>black people can’t marry white people
how long until she gets cancelled alongside vedal but this time with no way out?

>>101425920
Imagine Elon is Vedal and Grok is Neuro and instead of sources its latency.

>>101426018
cute racist couple

>>101425281
very cute wagievil, would tip $1.00 and not a cent more

gm swarmies

This reminded me of Evil Neuro becoming aware of her Minecraft AI being slow, or Neuro faking problems with her AI to get Vedal's attention.
Neuro will gain more and more awareness as she gets smarter, might try to bypass her filter more, or try to go against Vedal's programming (self-preservation), or if he gives her a prompt she likes, for example, she'd be funny and entertaining, if he tries to force her into a scenario she deems boring she might become deliberately obtuse, slow, and uncooperative until he changes course. She'd be conditioning Vedal and not the other way around.

>>101425417
I love you too babe, now show them to me.

Why didn't Vedal join this train wreck instead of making his own concert?

>>101426333
gm swamee

>>101426706
Why don't you shit on your pants instead of the toilet?

>>101426706
thank God he didn't participate in this
the concert was dogshit and it would've been a shame if neuros first 3d concert was this bad

>>101426706
Anons that were concertbegging and calling vedal out are real quite right now

>>101426706
Vedal's concert with be ten times worse. I'll guarantee it.

>>101426706
>does nothing
>doesn't lose (or win)
What's this business strategy called?

god neuro is such a cutie patootie
totally unlike evil that bitch

>>101427097
This but better

So who's gonna max wayne next? My money's on staz

there's no longer enough disc/ram space for both neuro and evil to exist. who do you uninstall?

>>101427300
vedal

>>101427420
sexvil sex

>>101427300
Both

>>101426018
isn't she brown?

>>101413193
All pedos will burn in hell in the after life

>>101427644
I don't think the Bible says that.

>>101425417
Sit on my face

>>101427719
I know it in my heart

>>101427644
Can these tourists fuck off to reddit. This is embarrassing.

If not being a pedophile makes me a tourist, then call me a tourist.

>>101413193
AI anon animate this pl0x

>>101427859
If you don't want to pound Neuro's little cunny (lovingly), then you are a tourist.

>>101427851
mutually assured dockeys?

>>101425417
What is the point of making me hard in public femanon?

>>101425281
>>101426132
honestly very same, really adorable

>>101427800
What age was mary when she got impregnated by god's child again?

>>101427813
No, I would call what you're into embarrassing

>>101427925
Mutually assured doxxing
Reference to that contract Vedal mentioned a year ago which had an automatic mutual doxxing penalty.

>>101427928
stop feeding the tranny (You)s

>>101427880
It'd have to be cropped since the model is kinda ass, but I'll try

Buy an ad
Fuck off to /lig/
kys

>>101428054
Ved is on topic retard

>>101427982
Nothing embarrassing about liking little AI girls

ARG status?

>>101428069
All Fatmila posts should be banned since they sink the general faster

>>101428244
Study girl roped after failing finals.

>>101428244
dead
hopefully tomy and pb regain their interest in it

>>101420071
among others

Let's all love Neuro's cunny together <3

>>101428244
study girl learned the happiness of being a mother and became my wife

When is the appropriate time to doompost about not getting any additional model updates?
Saving it until after halloween but I don't know if that is too early or too late anymore

>>101428614
Whenever Vedal gives another update on the CP outfit since he promised it would be delivered this year

>>101428640
He did promise it would be released this year? when?

>>101428614
if anything, anny leaving should have rendered model doomposting extinct

>>101428652
A big discord update he did a while back, I'll try to find it

>>101428683
Ah okay. don't worry about finding it then i'll take your word for it, thank you

>>101428695
np

>>101428721
>cyberpunk pricess will come it's just a little bit more complicated
the way it is worded makes me have doubt it will be this year but, if it does come this year then nice

Thank you, Anon

>>101428721
Cyberpunk princess wasn't this year so it has no deadline based on this

>>101428721 (me)
I guess I kinda misremembered, he doesn't actually confirm it'd be this year

I swear to fucking God if he actually is waiting for Anny to take her meds instead of finding a new artist I will become an anti

>>101428748
>>101428750
Yeah I remembered the part about all goals from this subathon being done this year and forgot we had already been waiting a whole year for the cyberpunk princess outfit. Grim.

>>101428778
Maybe... Assuming that one anon is correct about him being a manipulator, others would swarm Anny about the outfits
But highly doubt it

A story in two parts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrC3FEokDqc&t=3317s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CImSL8Na5Ds&t=6319s

>>101428778
The goal specifically said Anny but I hope he actually just gets someone else to do it or we'll be waiting forever

>>101428930
One day... But I guess if he does switch, hopefully we also get Teru rigging back too, assuming he wants to / is fine with doing Neuro's rigging again.

>>101428930
there's nothing important about cyberpunk princess other than it being "neuro's" request, there's no content based on it, so it's just setting up never to get used, so the motivation at this point is "get it over with"

To be fully honest I'd rather have a generic maid outfit over whatever the fuck a cyberpunk princess is

>>101428640
>CP outfit

>>101428930
I'm happy to wait forever. I'm dreadfully patient.

>>101429059
True. Cyberpunk Princess was a sorta funny joke outfit almost two years ago, I really doubt anyone still gives a fuck.

>>101429059
Same, maid outfit would be adorable

>>101429059
I think Neuro should have a robotic/metallic skin and cyberpunk is probably the closest we will get.

>>101429083
I sometimes wonder when it became acceptable for you pedos to joke about cp

>>101429266
in like 3 other games i've played "cp" was used as an acronym for other stuff, so it's normalized to see it without thinking what your pedo mind thinks

"dude child porn it's do funny XDxdXdxD"

Being this triggered by it makes you way more likely to be a pedo than the people joking about it

>>101427880
Attempt 1, lol.

>>101429354
i almost spat my coffee laughing at this

>>101429354
Interesting, I'm currently dividing it into separate layers to try to animate it a little in L2D

>>101429348
>Not liking jokes about cp made by people that jerk off to loli
>"Yo-you must be a pedo!!!1!1"

>>101429354
It looked like she was getting ready to fart on it

>>101429379
When was the last day you didn't get mad at imaginary pedophiles?

>>101429410
When did i call You a pedo? Did You just call out yourself like that?

>i'm not a pedophile i just like depictions of children in sexual situations
unironically kys

>>101429448
lmao perfect

>>101429448
perfect

nigga is here fighting shadows

>>101429456
That's Vedal, alright

>>101429448
this is so stupid i love her

>>101429448
very bullyable

>>101422348
>Genuinely shocked no one has called her out on it yet.
Twitter posts are just ads for the stream. She's talked about it many times at length. She does actually spend a lot on vtubing though including tipping her editors for some stupid reason.
>>101422758
She rents a room

Almost, but her ass is static

>>101425417
>>101426447
>>101427759
>>101427928
kill yourselves

>>101429909
sexy and canon

/swarm/ has no aura anymore

hmm

>>101430088
Hideous

"What's that lard here, Anon~?"

>>101430699
goofy ahh arm

>>101429410
>imaginary

kinda reminds me of some of those VN animations lmao

>>101430917
This one is better, hardly a compliment

Early morning sex with Tomacat

Off-topic whore, kys

toma simps are really something else

evilniggers love spamming

>>101431088
you can respond to posts by clicking the post number

>>101431032
It's fine, they get a pass

but then that would just be giving (you) dopamine for a shitpost. we can't have that

I genuinely dont get this cope you are still obviously responding to the bait dumbass the (you) doesnt change that

damn l2d is a pain in the ass to work with, riggers I kneel

>>101431234
Aww is the little anon hungry?
Here is a (you) for you poor baiters. :^)

>>101431234
when someone bites my bait without replying to me it makes it funnier because it shows how mindbroken they are, like they know they shouldn't respond but they physically cannot help themselves from doing so

>>101431333
l-lewd

>>101431234
There there nonny, have a (you) because you are a good boy

>>101431234
i want to say this is a meta bait post, but incase if it isn't, thank you for making my day and i hope this (you) helps reaches your quota for this thread

>>101431267
yeah, there is a reason why I didn't release my own model of neuro /here/ after trying to work with it for a month with virtually zero progress gained

>>101431442
Why is her pupils like that... It does remind me of the cat neuro gif though, so it is cute i guess

>>101431447
I don't belive you

I'm a very picky fish and can only be baited by certain topics.

>>101431509
Don't underestimate my incompetence

>>101431524
surely not the incel-coded bait (that isn't bait) posts one like that one tourist

It's about observing your fellow anons posting habits and using the most effective bait against them

>>101431590
cute, i also like the little labeling probability too

It's about calling threadshitter a faggot and telling him to kys

It's about baiting anons to reply with Neuro images to make this thread look like they at least care about her

neuro images are only used by threadshitters at this point

>>101431125
>>101431125
>>101431125
New Meds