>>101420574 (OP)
If a burger telling you to take a shower, phasefag stench might actually kill you.

>VIP, parties, and hotel
We found the sex manager. DM this guy to fuck a vtuber.

>>101420574 (OP)
I can't decide what would be worse, unwashed sweaty autist meetup, or axe body spray autist meetup.

>>101420574 (OP)
I've seen similar statements from fighting game tournaments, I guess that's just what happens in places where nerds gather

>>101420574 (OP)
I don't want to.

>>101420574 (OP)
>Offkai goers are obese and smelly
Phasecucks not beating the allegations

>>101425339
unwashed sweaty covered with axe body spray

I have literally not taken a shower in 2 years, I clean myself with wet wipes and deodorant. My hair looks eternally wet because of the grease. So most people assume I just took a shower. If only they knew.

>>101420574 (OP)
Please no

>>101432201

>>101432412
They know and you are a disgusting subhuman

>>101432259
Said like a true knower.

>>101434868
Imagine this was your fanbase, no thanks.

>>101420574 (OP)

>>101434868
>teamate
lmao, every time.

>>101420574 (OP)
Please no

>>101420574 (OP)
serious question, why dont they shower?

>>101432412
Oh believe me, they know

>>101420574 (OP)
There was a guy on line with a FWMC happi that smell like actual ass
Please do take a shower

>>101420574 (OP)
why bother if everyone will be smelling like sex at 6pm?

>>101420574 (OP)
Con associated with phase smells terrible, can't make this shit up LMAO

>>101420574 (OP)

As someone who used to attend anime cons I can attest those events smell like armpits, fermented ass and unwashed balls.

>>101429555
I've been to a few fighting game tournaments and they don't compare to the stench of anime cons. Unless you're talking about Smash tournaments then yeah those can get pretty foul.

>>101429555
You can get a whiff at pretty much any anime convention or MTG tourney. I can't help but feel there is a strong correlation between autism and poor personal hygiene.

>>101432201
This is why vtubers do virtual walk aelunds along with not being in public

>>101420574 (OP)
>all of phase fans banned from the afterparty
What the fuck is this discrimination?

>>101440752
>I can't help but feel there is a strong correlation between autism and poor personal hygiene.
This is pretty well-documented, yes. Bathing and grooming is more of a sensory overload for them than it is for normal people.

>>101432412
>My hair looks eternally wet because of the grease. So most people assume I just took a shower.
I think most people assume you're greasy to the point of being a fire hazard, anon.

>>101420574 (OP)
>>101434868
https://youtu.be/FvL-WGcoBis?si=_GudUSQihwM6aZsL&t=152

>>101420574 (OP)
I'll never understand living like this i feel like complete trash when I wake up until I shower and freshen up a bit with some body spray and brushing my teeth do these people just not feel anything

>>101440752
>>101441381
I'm the exact opposite kind of autist, I hate the feeling of not having perfectly clean clothes and hair and I take hot showers so often I get dry skin because I feel dirty otherwise, I can't take baths at all either even if I literally just showered. I hate even wearing the same clothes for longer than a couple of hours because it feels like they are contaminated even if all I did all day is sit in front of my PC.

>>101442544
same bro i got to wash my hands every time a touch something or they just feel so dirty

sniffa?

>>101441624
Get off the vent or I'll have you bent

>>101440752
I attended a holofes and an expo. I didn't smell anything. Guess coz there were few whites and zero pajeets.

>>101446575
"imma make you a faggot when I find your goddamn ass" is so foul and evil dude
that's some guy's mom! that lady is like 60 now probably lmao

>>101420574 (OP)
But people said the hotel parties are where the orgies are at? Are there any orgies at OffKai this year?

>>101429555
It's called Olfactory fatigue, you could smell like dogshit, but because you're always subjected to it, you grow accustomed to the smell, hence why you have situtions like this where peopel stink at cons, they just don't know they stink.

>>101450004
Oh they know, it doesn’t take genius level IQ to know you start to smell after 24 hours especially if sweat/masturbation is involved, but like you said they just can’t smell themselves so they don’t care.

>>101450004
Everybody should lick the back of their hand and let the spit dry, then take a good whiff of it. That's what your breath smells like to other people.

idk how ppl with low hygiene ethic has the balls to hang in public and throw a stinker when women find them repulsive. 2-3 showers a day won't fucking kill you ffs

>>101420574 (OP)
There should also be a maximum weight limit.

>>101451312
this fat people stink especially when there's a bunch of them sweaty as fuck.

>>101451271
They don’t care what women think lol

>>101420574 (OP)
I dare someone to throw in a fucking stink bomb.

>>101451312
imagine standing next to this guy in a room that's has a 90° temperature

>>101440752
This reminds me of how being as stinky as possible was a legit strat at yugioh events until they started banning it.

>>101451484
bro killed ironmouse with his stank

>>101451484
How does it get this bad? I eat like shit but I'm probably half this guy's weight.

>>101429555
The first con I ever went to we got sent a mass email by the con staff telling all in attendance that showers are not enough and you have to use deodorant as well. Blew my fucking mind when I realize it's that much of an issue

>>101451379
You mean so that it'll smell the same

That musky unwashed ass scent? All me.
I spent a week not showering, pooping and not cleaning my ass, just washing my hands solely to not eat shit while making food.
I jogged in place daily to accumulate sweat on the shirt I used for offkai, I went straight to the most popular area and waited. Got a few complaints here and there about the smell but it was not enough.
I'll get some of those nasty smelling chemicals i've seen online and pop one on my armpits before next offkai, if I don't get stopped from attempted bioterrorism I'm not doing it right.
I'd like to see them stop me, buncha californian sissies. One forced hug and they'll faint from the rank stench, I'm Nurgle's chosen soldier, and I will spread the ass stench like he intended.

>>101452035
It's what happens when you eat fast food 3 times a day + snacks/dessert.
One meal at a fastfood place is at a minimum 1000 calories, snack/soda calories stack up pretty fast.

>>101451484
Tick tock

I can forgive people being tinklords in their daily life, maybe they've got a lot to deal with or whatever
but how do you go to an EVENT and not shower or put on some cologne?

>>101452740
Oh god the cologne is almost worse. Some don't shower AND they put on cologne, buckets of it, so you have this overpowering headache inducing cologne smell mixed in with nauseating unwiped-ass shit smell.

>>101452740
if you use cologne or even body spray without showering you'll stink even more. sweat and dead bacteria don't mesh well with fragrance. is right up there with using roll on deodorant while sweaty

>>101434868
I consider myself pretty average in terms of looks but in this room, I am a Greek god.

>>101452740
Don't even give them the idea, if these type of people can't even take a shower and put deodorant, how can you expect them to know how to properly put on cologne?

>>101453011
I consider myself a 2/10, looking at offkai pics always makes me feel better about myself

>>101420574 (OP)
It's just a bunch of women complaining about nothing as usual, they're just looking for free attention.

>>101455092
This faggot wants a bunch of smelly men around him

>>101420574 (OP)
not only phasetroons but also phaseturds KEK!

>>101451111
Nah they don't, if they did they would wash themselves. You try and go 72 hours without washing and staying in the same cloths, you'll get used to your own stink and would only notice it to spite me.

Maybe someone here can help with this.
I shower and use deodorant but at the end of work, especially in the summer my sweat always really bad. What's the fix? Not sure if it's my diet since in a day I eat beef and vegetables (onions, tomatoes, avocados) and drink coffee and water.

>>101457545
Lose weight.

>>101434868
god i am so glad i've never watched vtubers outside of porn
yes, i am a tourist and will be leaving promptly

>>101457584
Good news Iis that doing that
Bad news is that it takes time

>>101432412
what causes a person to give up on life completely like that? I mean I suck too, but I take showers every day, god damn

>>101457545
Sweat does not smell naturally. Bacteria does. Bacteria grows in hospitable environments. Those environments are wet, moist and with some form of food. Sweat itself helps create that environment

Use an anti-perspirant, not just a deodorant. Deodorant just makes you smell better but doesn't address the root issue of the environment existing. Apply this before you go to bed and when you wake up. During the day as needed.

Use proper anti-bacterial soap, not scented goop that they sell you at super markets.

Exfoliate weekly. Bacteria can eat your dead skin to sustain itself. Shaving your arm pits and your dick and balls can help since lots of dead skin gets stuck in the hair. Shaving also exfoliates those areas.

Stop eating onions. Avoid spicy foods. There's a reason why indians always reek of curry.

>>101458907
this + shaving, shaving your pits is night and day when it comes to odor

>>101434868
God burgers truly are hideous

>>101420574 (OP)
It's still weird to me that the smelly con goers isn't a meme and actually exist.

I'm not at OffKai, as my company just launched a few weeks ago, but I make vtuber themed soap. Its pretty good. I hope to begin doing conventions after the summer, and maybe we can fix the problem in person. Yes, I have, in fact, bought an ad. Check it out on memebars.com.

>>101449731
she cheated, she needed to use her lips to push the condom back, but she used her hand. 3/10.

>>101420574 (OP)
How do fat fucks still not get this message when stinky convention goers has been a known meme for decades?

>>101457691
Based

>>101420574 (OP)
Why can't men take a damn shower? Why are they like this?

>>101461844
Needs Watamelon soap.

>>101464673
Who knows where that lightstick(?) was before, you wouldn't want to touch it directly with your lips either

>>101461844
You'll never get the fatties to use your soap unless you tell them it contains traces of vtuber's pee as an ingredient. Even with the bodily fluids soap, we need a new psyop to get them to soap their un-wiped assholes in the shower. Get clips of vtubers telling them to wash their assholes with soap and water in the shower. Play it on the loudspeaker and event TVs every couple of minutes, like Dr. Breen from Half-Life 2 but instead it's Shylily telling them to wash their assholes in the shower.

>>101434868
prime location for ICE raid

>>101469825
>ICE raids for illegal immigrants
>NSA raids for domestic terrorists
>CIA didn't raid but they got caught in the audience waving glowsticks

>>101442544
>>101443783
This is called contamination OCD anons, I hope you get help before it gets worse.

>>101420574 (OP)
I still dont understand why they dont shower, like why not?

>>101470193
I suspect it's how they were raised. My parents taught me to shower every single day without fail, but they really didn't force me to do chores or stress the importance of dusting. Even now I think dusting is a waste of time, since things will just get dusty again. I'm sure better raised people would look at the dust in my house with horror and disgust, how could I let it get this bad they might think. So these people might be thinking
>why would I shower I'm just going to get sweaty and dirty again

>>101451271
this anon never had to clean a public female restroom

>>101461844
Is there an offering for Sakamata Chloe Unwashed Woman scented soap?

>>101469503
My original plan was to sponsor a certain vtuber medical student to do one of her informational shorts about soap, but she just started her residency and has mostly stopped vtubing: A shame, but good on her.
>>101466670
Noted: I'm not looking to tread on Hololive, or the other corpos, though. This isn't a doujin operation, I'm looking to actually partner with vtubers and pay them a cut. Also I'd prefer not to get sued and actually make some partnerships, when I feel ready for that. Still... something with watermelon and a bit of spearmint might be nice... Just a subtle nod to Watamelon. I'll bear it in mind for a future gen of soaps.

>>101470433
If Hololive officially endorses it, I'll find a way.
If, on a serious note, some asmr/fansly vtuber wanted to partner up and have me make a soap to help with jorkin it? Yeah, sure! She tells her fans to lean over and take a whiff? $$$.

>>101470571
Jorking with soap isn't a great idea, your dick is gonna dry out and you'll end up with bleeding cracks.

>>101470597
OH GOD NO, don't do that! I meant just use the scent, you know? Sniff it during your session, wash off with it afterwards, enjoy your vtuber's scent. But getting lather in your peehole is the fucking worst. Yeah, if I ever strike a deal with a vtuber like that I'd better add a warning/disclaimer.

>>101420574 (OP)
Imagine hosting a con in summer