Thread 101438822

/french/ is a thread dedicated to the discussion of Vtubers from France or with French heritage, whether they're big or small. French Canadians do NOT count.

there's already a slut general

>>101438822 (OP)
/vcuck/ belongs on /trash/ bro

Fuck off hoot

Pookie butt

>>101438822 (OP)
Post AS MUCH ART AS YOU CAN of Saruei so I could JERKOFF to her

>>101439586
Here have some feet.

>>101438972
Why does that manlet make people seethe so much?

>>101440305
He gets to be an orbiter

>>101440305
Extremely annoying and spams off topic shit while saru is streaming that has nothing to do with what she's doing or talking about, he literily tries to detlrail her stream and make it about him when he is in chat, and when he isn't he always just happens to DM her when she starts stream like he gets off on interrupting her streams.

>>101440429
He only ever did this a couple of times and even the Saru mostly ignored him, but after the discord call incident he stopped doing even that, probably because she told him to stop.

>>101440429
She also basically outed him as being short and faking his voice. Saru punked on hoot but having a male for a moment on stream made the antis go overdrive without even the full cuck context. She now has to hang out with him irl to make up for it.

>>101440747
Kinda hard to hang irl when they live on the opposite sides of Europe.

I like this jacket where can I get one?

Des fromages qui puent par ici?

>>101440802
>hey that tiny man you might see around me at cons is just a bitch
It's him or Typo.

>>101438822 (OP)
Currently, Parasi AKA Para is my favorite even though she is East Asian and not of Gaulish descent. Ririgaki is my other favorite even though I haven't seen much of her.
Also, Saruei needs to get pregnant already to allocate her maternal instincts into raising a kid instead of supporting opening her country up to more savages.

>>101441236
Para is cute, high quality ligger

>>101441236
Saru would be a terrible mother on account of her BPD. That's why she doesn't have any pets.

I like how Saru's other not boyfriend draws her.

It smells really bad here

Whore (affectionately)

>>101438822 (OP)
>French Canadians do NOT count
>But Français noirs count
Man fuck you

>>101443621
don't listen to him
they can't tell the difference anyway

>>101443621
French Canadians are as much French as British are American.

I'm going to light up Saru and her gay Mom in the middle of Nice.

>>101443615
I know what caused it https://catbox.moe/c/qmug6h

Saru is from Longwy.

>>101444248
Long what now?

>>101444071
Now this is shitposting.

>>101444277
It's a border gay French commune. It's why she dated a Belgian drug dealer war criminal.

>>101444388
Damn and how do you know all that?

>>101444471
I'm gay and French.

How tiny is hoots penis?

>>101444572
could have just said french

>>101444572
Well yea obviously but why do you know that stuff about Saru? Are you the Belgian ex bf war criminal?

>>101444619
He won't fuck you bro

Would Charlemagne approve of vtubing?

How come Saru has so many dox schitzos?

Wish her cosplays were more like this.

grosse connasse fumeuse de clopes

Imagine the smell...

I'm french and I only likes Para.

>>101438822 (OP)
Aside from Rima, do French Canadian vtubers even exist?

my 2view oshi is french tho she is friendly compared to the stereotype
she also likes Para

>>101454055
Melounia hasn't been doing much lately, but check her VODs for some comfy
https://www.youtube.com/@Melounia/featured

Waffle streams somewhat intermittently (she's in the Canadian Forces IIRC)
https://www.twitch.tv/wafwaffle_

On the topic of actual France French vtubers, I like Hosarny.
https://www.twitch.tv/hosarny