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Anonymous No.101447102 [Report] >>101449357 >>101454950 >>101457596 >>101463472
Help, I need to come up with new excuses for not streaming
Anonymous No.101447148 [Report]
Fighting patent disputes in court over your claim of the invention of schedules
Anonymous No.101448673 [Report]
Genetically engineering a wheat that doesn't make gluten.

Random fact, on googling to make sure that can't exist actually, it sort of does, someone already did it.. so then I dunno what doob is doin.
Anonymous No.101448809 [Report] >>101450866 >>101451136
Anonymous No.101449292 [Report]
Have you tried telling your fans you're 9 months pregnant and will need a year+ of recovery and adaptation to becoming a mother.
Anonymous No.101449357 [Report]
>>101447102 (OP)
brother hurt.
Anonymous No.101450832 [Report]
"Come back to bed, darling. I cashed out some more of our simp money so you can rub my clit with it like you always do"

-Gura, probably
Anonymous No.101450866 [Report] >>101463503
>>101448809
now replace these with dooby, nimi, and saba
Anonymous No.101451136 [Report] >>101461229
>>101448809
70% of the talents income goes to corpo + youtube cut.
Indeed, streaming just 1h at 4view will warrant them more adsense income than any EN talent engined 10view 3h+ streams (lower duration streams are friendlier to VOD binge watchers as well).

I'm won't even get started on the memberships + superchats income difference btw.
Anonymous No.101454950 [Report] >>101454974
>>101447102 (OP)
If you're going to keep hating on Dooby then I'm going to keep saying Shachimu is autistic.
Anonymous No.101454974 [Report]
>>101454950
that's true Shachimu is pretty autistic
Anonymous No.101457596 [Report] >>101463501
>>101447102 (OP)
Pregnancy is a good excuse
Anonymous No.101461229 [Report] >>101463538
>>101451136
You're thinking of streaming income only. Hololive does a lot of merchandise, which the rejects get a larger cut of. Come on buddy, use that little brain of yours, I know it's probably tough for you.
Anonymous No.101463472 [Report]
>>101447102 (OP)
brother got her pregant
Anonymous No.101463501 [Report]
>>101457596
my bad
Anonymous No.101463503 [Report]
>>101450866
You mean ina nerissa and kronii
Anonymous No.101463538 [Report]
>>101461229
Nigga nu aqua does merch every other week anyway COVER doesn't matter for that
Anonymous No.101466256 [Report]
I have to kill myself