Thread 101447102

Help, I need to come up with new excuses for not streaming

Fighting patent disputes in court over your claim of the invention of schedules

Genetically engineering a wheat that doesn't make gluten.

Random fact, on googling to make sure that can't exist actually, it sort of does, someone already did it.. so then I dunno what doob is doin.

Have you tried telling your fans you're 9 months pregnant and will need a year+ of recovery and adaptation to becoming a mother.

>>101447102 (OP)
brother hurt.

"Come back to bed, darling. I cashed out some more of our simp money so you can rub my clit with it like you always do"

-Gura, probably

>>101448809
now replace these with dooby, nimi, and saba

>>101448809
70% of the talents income goes to corpo + youtube cut.
Indeed, streaming just 1h at 4view will warrant them more adsense income than any EN talent engined 10view 3h+ streams (lower duration streams are friendlier to VOD binge watchers as well).

I'm won't even get started on the memberships + superchats income difference btw.

>>101447102 (OP)
If you're going to keep hating on Dooby then I'm going to keep saying Shachimu is autistic.

>>101454950
that's true Shachimu is pretty autistic

>>101447102 (OP)
Pregnancy is a good excuse

>>101451136
You're thinking of streaming income only. Hololive does a lot of merchandise, which the rejects get a larger cut of. Come on buddy, use that little brain of yours, I know it's probably tough for you.

>>101447102 (OP)
brother got her pregant

>>101457596
my bad

>>101450866
You mean ina nerissa and kronii

>>101461229
Nigga nu aqua does merch every other week anyway COVER doesn't matter for that

I have to kill myself