Thread 101481960

I used to want to be a VTuber but the posts about Offkai are making me consider my life choices

>>101481960 (OP)
there's nothing wrong with obese men making out with each other in front of your camera.

>>101481960 (OP)
You know you don't have to attend cons, right?

>>101481960 (OP)
You do realize you don't have to go to offkai to be a vtuber right?

what posts

can vtubers go one day without controversy?

>>101482084
>>101482135
yes but it makes me think the average vtuber fan is smelly and I'm afraid of smelly people

>>101482238
The average vtuber fan doesn't go to cons.

what happened now

>>101482508
It makes me happy these girls go to offkai to network and just end up sitting in a dutch oven of the body odor and fart stink of fat slobs.

>>101482508
what vtuber is this

>>101482238
You don't have to be in the same room, that's the whole point of vtubing, just collect their money

>>101481960 (OP)
Just go to a smaller con or hook up with one that'll let you do meet and greets without being in attendance.

>>101481960 (OP)
Whats wrong with having sex with your fans?

I think some anons got escorts and had a big ol funsie in a room.

>>101482983
It's OffKai, it was most likely 2views or cosplayers.

>>101481960 (OP)
you should

>>101481960 (OP)
just don't go to offkai, everybody's learning the hard way that it's just not meant to be

>>101483379
It was those paid for phase cosplayers, sakana probably paid for them to fuck a whale each too.

>>101482983
They were vtubers and onlyfans cosplayers

Turn out was low compared to previous. Finally ENVtubing is dying. People with actual fucking content will replace these talentless prostitutes and make Twitch/YouTube amazing once again.

>>101482238
be one, if you cant deal with the most basic human functions you are not going to be able to keep a family or even a partner since you will have to be forced to accept a complete person, not just what you like, and even if you do keep them you will only end up creating more traumatized people that will only hate you, by being a vtuber and having a pet you can get some attention and happiness, it will always be fake and will never last, but at least for a while it will keep you away from killing yourself, probably enough for you to mature and finally be able to look for something more permanent, but try to not make too many enemies.

>>101482238
Anon...those ogres you saw photos of are the vtuber fans that are able to walk(or roll) out of their caves.
The real horrors lie undiscovered deep beneath tied and stressed moms basements.

>>101481960 (OP)
don't be a grifter try to put actual effort in and you'll be fine

I’ve always wanted to go to a con before, but hearing the stories about how crowded/smelly they are always turns me off. Yeah it would be nice to go to the artist booths and shit, maybe even hookup with cosplayers and 2views, but damn dude it’s like taking your dick on a crusade.

>Go to a convention you can meet people that like anime and stuff
>Maybe you can even find a girlfriend!
Nah I'm good. Any meet n greet anime crap will always feel gross. I'd just be expecting to see two buttered up Robotniks/Dr. Eggmans rubbing tumpus around every corner.

>>101482983
Fucking Mari_mari I swear to god, why can't she keep her orgies to herself.

>>101482983
>>101483379
>escorts
Nah Im sure they just got fat chicks just like that asian guy last year (or the year before?) with the free use vibrator seat and open party (orgy) in his hotel room.

>>101486707
and be a 1 view for months? i would rather just kill myself

>>101481960 (OP)
If you really love your fans you'll let them run a train on you at offkai like the other 3 views do

>>101482490
this
cons attract the worst that a fanbase has to offer

>>101482983
I'm pretty sure it was a gay orgy

>>101481960 (OP)
what posts? pls someone make a compilation later for us wagies...

>>101491223
Yeah one 3 view ate out another while she sucked me off

I used to wonder why nerd conventions seem to be full of smelly people. Then I find out that there are commonly peddled myths that people subscribe to like "actually it's unhealthy/bad for you to shower everyday' and "actually, asians genetically can't produce BO" and suddenly it all makes sense

>>101491556
I mean the first one is true, but that's mainly if you aren't doing much activity or stay inside. If you are outside, then yeah, you need to take showers.

>>101482238
J don't understand how people could be that slovenly. I seldom shower but it a must for when I go out. Why can't others hold them selves to that bare minimum when going out in public?

>>101492682
that's because autists live inside their own head and are generally indifferent/unaware of the outside world, so their personal hygiene tends to be horrible and their living spaces filthy.

>>101491556
The second one is true too, it's hard to find deoderant in Japan.

I used to want to be one, until most vtubers and vtuber fans disgust me

>>101493186
having reduced body odor isn't the same as not smelling bad, but some people think it is.

>>101493354
Ooooh right right

>>101481960 (OP)
just don't attend in person and you won't have to smell anything

>>101481960 (OP)
Vtubers were meant to be virtual

>>101491556
Fat people just smell as they are unable to clean themselves fully and get used to their own stink and every nerd con is full of them

>>101481960 (OP)
Those are Americans. You might want to pander to Europeans if you care about appearance

just stream to people and dont ever meet your fans? it's just that simple

>>101483379
h-hot...

Why are cons in the US always sex orgies?

>>101501778
they really aren't but the people /here/ only think about sex so that's where were at. not that it doesn't happen just not to the extreme you would think like yes a bunch of e girls with low self esteem seeking male attention and looser men who cant get anything better mixing does have that happen as a result but not that much.

>>101483379
Name please, don't leave my dick hanging

>>101483379
I've only ever been to cons for work and friends
Is it genuinely that easy to hookup? Because OffKai specifically sounds like some Olympic Village type shit except instead of amazing physical athletes, it's obese guys with no physical hygiene and egirls.
Also, what the fuck has happened to the hobby I loved

>>101501836
>He didn't get to run a train on a cosplayer/3 view

>>101501836
Don't most people get kicked out for even asking?
At least where I live, there's signs everywhere saying "you will be banned for life if you try to fuck the cosplayers" at cons

>>101482508
>>101482983
I don't think this actually happened.
Literally whos trying to farm twitter points by making shit up.

>>101502487
It's just a con thing. People go planning to get laid, even against common sense. Just be attractive and talk to people and you'll find a weirdo eventually.

>>101482135
Unfortunately you do. Unless you get into Hololive as a 1 to 2 view on a golden ticket you’ll be desperately chasing the clout of other women, and hoping your IRL body is desirable to at least the average person

>>101502487
The more obscure and autistic the Con's audience the more likely people there are extremely sexually starved while simultaneously being forced to socialize and pushed way out of their comfort zone leading to all sorts of irrational fucked up decisions due to their brain chemicals going into overdrive while they are caught up in the atmosphere.
It's a very real thing.

>>101502487
in the Olympic village you will be average or maybe below average
in a sea of fat ugly weirdos you stand out as the chad even if you look average as fuck

it is really easy to fuck one of those cosplay chicks unless you are part of the fat otaku group

>>101481960 (OP)
What do you expect from an event run by a bunch of Californian trannies.

>>101506010
t. poorfag that couldn't even afford to go to a con

>>101486722
>tied
Didn't know Chris-chan was a vtuber fan.

>>101506047
t. tranny with a fag fanny

>>101506206
kek. Seethe, anon.
Hide away in your little hut with the shame of knowing that people are actually socializing outside.

>>101506319
Socialising? Where's that? In the ball pit, or in the designated diaper changing/dilation station?
How many boosters do I need to have?
Are the women actually women, or men who identify as a women?

>>101506388
Damn anon. I was just joking.
You didn't need to out yourself THAT badly.
Dear lord, go outside for once.

>>101507034
Calm down, faggot. I'm just interested in what your pronouns are.

T

>>101488969
I made a lot of friends by vtubing, might be worth trying. I started as a 1 view too.

I know a guy who dressed up as Suisei and gave free blowjobs there

>>101510134
had no takers unfortunately, must have been too ugly.

>>101482238
You don't smell anybody from behind the screen

>>101508899
how'd you start? no i'm not going into /asp/ i have enough mental damage

>>101481960 (OP)
but then you took an arrow to the knee

>>101511214
I've been thinking about you recently, no homo, I want you to know that you're a pretty cool dude and that I would totally play Night Reign with you if I was still a vtuber

This is why I only have lesbian sex at cons.

I fucked this kind of girl in Offkai

>>101511290
I streamed on twitch. Asked some existing friends to join chat and hang out.
Very slowly over years the numbers get bigger.

It's important to do something unique and creative. Make a space that you would want to be in.

Creativity + uniqueness draws people in, consistency keeps them there.

I really recommend making clips and posting them on YT, Tiktok or Twitter. Twitch algo. is not built to get you exposure.

If you have courage, send your links and I'll give you personalized advice.

>>101502207
Legends say this anon's dick is still hanging

>>101512062
i don't have anything to link since haven't really started yet, i've been sitting on opening live2d for years, but thanks anon

>>101483379
>That simultaneous finger and mouth movement
She's 100% a pro at this, a suck your soul out through your cock experience

>>101511612
thanks, but i think we all know how this story ends

>>101481960 (OP)
qrd?

>>101512819
yes, with you trying to have gay sex with me again

>>101484972
Yeah, vendors are bitching about their stock not moving (what did they expect when half of it is Genshin), nobody's talking about panels or community stage performances - if you're not a headliner there's not much of a reason to sign up for a weekend of work.

>>101502487
Nah, they've been in a relationship even before the con
People plan it beforehand because they can justify cosplay sex after the con

>>101483379
holos for this feel

>>101512062
Half of the anons here don't have friends, myself included. Obviously there's a niche for everything, but how would one even stay engaged, especially since many would start off with 0 views? Some neets are just destined to an hero

>>101488884
>Fucking Mari_mari
A lot of guys did

I did not see any sex when I was there. I'm pretty sure people are just making shit up.

>>101502763
It's considered "assault" unless Chad does it.

>>101511826
Those are all men.

>>101514904
Not him but you should try streaming 6 months to no viewers, it will temper you
Besides you probably won't ever get more than 20 viewers as a male vtuber even if you do good, so try to have fun

>>101516682
Sorry dude, you might just be ugly...

The vast majority of sex that happens at cons are with people who already have known each other before the con.

I feel like people imagine the con sex is like a hot girl and a guy. It is a fat rainbow haired girl and slovenly overweight brown guys having sex with each other it is disgusting.
you know the smell of BO and farts that was the complaint? Those same fuckers are in the party rooms.

>>101519989
I’d imagine this. Probably mostly staffers and managers (plus other indie vtubers etc) that meet up and just fuck each other.
And yeah they’re all mostly gross I’d assume

>>101519989
This. They just use the con as a convenient place/excuse to meet up.

She has a bit of a butterface but...
https://x.com/myrnta/status/1937174960159821991

>>101511705
lesbians aren't real

>>101510134
You mean I could have gotten a blowjob from Kaiser?

>>101519989
They don't have to know each other well, it's just that the word can't get out unless you actually know somebody who can tell you

>>101520684
>>101522123
But surprisingly strong and flexible
https://x.com/ilovelyndsey111/status/1936504812440301622
https://x.com/baninabear/status/1936549784774701177

>>101523619
My imagination is running wild

>>101482189
not really

>>101522211
maybe next year if i haven't killed myself yet. i wanna do another suisei and maybe with axe this time

>>101482508
Did they sit behind a Hippo ?

>>101482983
Do phasecucks live like this ?

>>101481960 (OP)
>Going to doxxkai
>Going to doxxcon
>Ever

>>101491556
It's full of smelly people because packing people into a single area without proper ventilation and without the AC being in the negative is a quick way for things to smell.
All the showers and deodorant in the world wont stop that.

>>101528246
the venue was very well ventilated though, people just make up shit. the party floor was bad but i don't know who had the idea of cramming 200+ people into one hotel room floor that was clearly not designed for crowds.

not to mention half the hallway was just a line for the phase party room

>>101523924
No! They're father and son! That's gay!

>>101481960 (OP)
What’s going on in Offkai?

>>101481960 (OP)
If you want to be a vtuber you should never go to cons in person because then you cease to be a vtuber.

>>101482983
God I wish someone drops the deets about Vtuber orgies

>>101493354
It smells a lot less though. I went to summer comiket and don't remember smelling anything. It was jam packed full of otaku in miserable 90 degree weather.

>>101488884
What’s the deets on Mari!?

>>101532386
She got caught with 5 guys in her hotel room, her excuse is that she was playing Mario party. Mario party only supported 4 players at the time, and there were 6 of them.

>>101532448
I thought they said it was mario kart lol

>>101532448
They were cooking up some burgers and fries, that needs at least 5 guys

>>101532448
They were playing Mari party

>>101532448
>She got caught with
her roommate left without a room key and had to be let in via text, and was high out of her mind and talking nonsense so the other guests were shooed out

god I want to fuck MariMari with other 4 anons so bad

I honestly don't get how 99% of you go to any cons. If you're not a 7/10 with a nice outfit and charming personality, you shouldn't be allowed to be in most public places.

>>101528246
Nah. I've been to cons. You think "Oh, this isn't so bad. The beautiful cosplayers are obviously taking care of themselves.."
Then you wander a little and find the card tournament rooms. If the door is open the BO is just flooding into the hall. If the door is closed, you get blasted in the face by a putrid humid haze of weaponized nerd.
It's real, it's not a joke, and nobody is making shit up.

I've only been to smaller cons when I was young and the space they're able to secure is more like a warehouse than a building
It's nice, at least it's ventilated

>>101481960 (OP)
dw, you never had a chance anyway

>>101481960 (OP)
not to sound too egotistical, but looking at photos and hearing about the smell and stuff like that from offkai has me realizing I would be in the top 5% in terms of looks and basic fucking hygiene at these cons

>>101512062
it's funny people say it's creativity that draws people in but if you go to the top twitch vtuber streams right now most of them are just playing fotm slop or just chatting.

>>101491626
Not true at all, you guys just don't have the water to waste on every peasant showering everyday, so they spread such things. We do, and have 0 problems showering 2-3 times a day.

>>101540164
i assume anon means to build up said audience from being creative, since it's not like the top vtubers started out already with an audience. at least SOME of the ones on twitch started from the ground up

>>101502487
Ever heard the story of the shy cosplayer girl who accepted a piggy back ride from a rando because she was too socially awkward to say no and ended up back at their hotel room in a 3 way?

>>101540164
Creativity is what gets people to give you more than 5 seconds of their time before they click on the next stream. Creativity doesn't have to mean original character concept or crazy stream activity. It could be as basic as what kinda stuff you chat about, or what things make you go on autistic rants, or some dumb gimmick you like to use in games like the nuzlocke run, or voice acting the dialogue, or rating the fuckability of gacha drops.

>>101540164
Numbers bring bigger numbers.

>>101486707
Just take the fucking shower bro you reek

>>101540164
They already have the big numbers, they don't have to worry about drawing anyone in. They just coast with consistency.

>>101544080
Exactly, great comment.

>>101544259
It helps, but those people only want to see FotM shit and will lose interest if you ever stop

>>101544080
you also can't make every stream the most interesting stream ever you'd burn out even faster. you need stuff that is easily reproducible and the best parts for that are playing vidya and zatsus. if you have the personality to carry a stream with that there's no reason not to do it

>>101481960 (OP)
I can't relate to any of this con shit, it's all social butterflies e-girls and rich tubs of lard networking with eachother, this experience just seems completely foreign and out of place to me.

>>101544080
>like the nuzlocke run
If you do something 5,000 times, it really loses appeal and is just slop for the Pokemasses

i want to go next year just to fuck some crossdressers, can't be too hard right?

>>101488962
free use vibrator seat?

>>101543906
Tell us more.

>>101554640
there was this suisei cosplayer that offered themselves for free her

>>101556543
the one from /vtsg/?
PS: holy shit.

>>101557021
was one of the other offkai threads where i saw a picture i think but dunno

>>101558455
Do you still have it?

>>101554640
be warned, you'll catch something and regret it

>>101562588
i feel like dudes at a vtuber convention are probably one of the least likely people to have an STD

>>101564389
The femboys 100% do.

>>101488969
post your channel here whenever you are ready, people usually start at 2 view, be nice and don't be a whore or grifter, if you are taking this serious do not open a throne or discord, you are just going to waste your time and energy with a bunch of simps/groomers and you are going to stop streaming, It's the biggest danger for indies and It's more common than you think.

>>101488962
>>101555445
I have the same question, and I'm intrigued

>>101502487
nah, the people who have sex or "orgies" pre-planned it or already know each other/inner circle stuff.

The hook-ups only happens on rule 1 and 2, and how drunk people are at off-site after parties, OR rape/SA

>>101555445
it's just a massager anon.

>>101566550
isn't being a /here/ vtuber frowned upon though? and posting myself in /asp/, i'm not looking forward to

>>101564389
if they're willing to do anal you never know, also it raises the odds of infection by like 500x

>>101568065
its better to not actively post yourself here. your just going to get the worst of the worst

>>101486486
>Turn out was low
In your dreams. In the closing ceremony they didn't stream, they mentioned the convention had 5.8k people attend. It's basically 2x of what it was last year. They have no incentive to improve the smaller stuff, since tthey at least finally got the memo to move it over to a proper convention center and that basically improved almost everything about the con at basically almost no real effort needed from Offkai. But streaming panels got worse this year, there were no threads outside of one on Friday that was anticipating one of the bigger panels, Ayamy and Mint's panel, that was to be streamed and it ended up not happening and the threads died it seems after that outside of the concert on Saturday.

>>101559903
https://warosu.org/vt/thread/101481960#p101510134

this post i guess? at least he isn't fat but from what I've seen most hoshiyomis were fine

>>101501836
The whores of /cgl/ claim there are orgies in cons but they get rarer

>>101512782
Too bad she’s a fat Asian girl

>>101572993
>they get rarer
Maybe they get into other bodies of work like kiara