How was it compared to previous years considering it was at a new venue?
Was it run better compared to the shit show that was last year?
What did you buy from the vendors, or nearly bought if you did not.
How were the hotel parties and orgies? Did you talk to any VTubers yourself?
What do you expect from next year, provided that it's not being replaced by PhaseCon or something else happens.

HARD MODE: No smell discussion, as we know about it. Someone should market VTuber soap and other washroom accessories.

I didn't get to any panels, was there anything worthwhile?

>>101482998
One got cancelled

OffKai Live and the Phase Concert were great

>>101482852 (OP)
Seemed like there were more announcements last year?

>>101485077
OffKai is weird. Like they only announce certain vtubers as guests, meanwhile they have shit loads notable vtubers on their main stage doing concerts and panels and they don't promote them.
Mint did a lot at Offkai this year again, but wasn't a guest. Phase technically only had 3 guests there, yet had a full 3D concert with 5 girls who were not guests. etc.

>>101485343
Yeah that shit's really fucking dumb.
They could easily put up a full guest list and let people submit to it and the purpose of them being there, which could extend to full ass stage work, M&G, vendor, robot interviews or even there IRL doing M&Gs, etc.
I think it would honestly make more people consider going if they even knew wtf was going on there.
I never heard of half of the shit that happened.

Was pretty good I got to bang the Mari cosplayer, the actual events sucked.

Remove the party floor.

>>101482852 (OP)
I railed a lot of people's oshi's

>>101486111
Imagine the smell...

the femnovelite was HIV positive

>>101485738
Did you put a bag on her head or were tipsy?

>>101487065
Drunk as fuck but her pussy wasn't bad, she knew how to ride.

>>101487018
>novelite
Only yourself to blame

>>101485738
The official Mari cosplayer or someone else? Lucky you.

>>101487362
My friend joined the orgy her and her friends held

>>101482852 (OP)
dogshit as usual

>>101487362
>Mari cosplayer
>literally dresses nothing like Mari and looks nothing like her

>>101487279
How did you approach her? Did you just ask her to fuck and she put out?

>>101487362
look at the giant fucking schnoz, holy shit

>>101487396
Were her friends any good or were people just there for Cumbun? I mean Gumbun.

>>101485343
2views complained that Offkai were inviting the same big vtubers year after year, so they came up with a rule that they (the convention/staff) cant invite the same vtubers to be guests multiple years in a row

>>101487362
yeah that one she's kinda cute in person had a few drinks and then I was In her room cock down her throat before I even realised

>>101487440
met at a nearby bar last night didn't recognise she was a cosplayer but I saw the outfit when I was in her room

>>101487560
>>101487514
A true hero. Getting to do what a lot of the board have wanted to do with her since she popped up with the Phase displays.

Given the lack of drama and faggotry, I'm going to take a stab and say the usual dramawhores weren't there.

this guy is full of shit lol, she didn't get out of cosplay all day yesterday just changed to her latex
I know because I'm the one who peeled it off her when we got back to her hotel room

>>101487673
she looks very sex

>>101487692
She should have done another trash can meetup outside this year.

>>101487797
she's got bigger fish to fry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9jEEK3oqrw

>>101487362
>>101487673
People get to rail this when they go to OffKai?
Sign me up for the next one

>>101487863
I'm fairly certain that dude only got lucky because they met outside the con, she probably avoids the guys who approach her inside offkai like the plague.

>>101487863
Do you mind having your balls touch another dude's balls while DP'ing phase cosplayers?

>>101487959
the orgy goers were the ugly three in that dizzy tenma and jelly pic

>>101487852
I can't tell if this is indicating she's a guest on the show or if he's going to be criticizing her

Wait, you guys think people were smashing pussies? more like bussies lmao

Be honest, which vtubers did you meet (or saw from afar)? I'm curious.

dont lie guys, it was a gay orgy

>>101488126
I literally sucked off four bros this year, none of them lasted long and were all fat.

>>101487863
Anon if you actually believe that happened I have a bridge to sell you.

can someone explain why wisps were so sexual? i saw one sucking on something like it was a dick

>>101488152
the only one that I saw there was mari_mari did any other tuber even go?

>>101488126
Both actually. The cosplayers were into that.

>>101488288
they take after thier oshi.

>>101488323
Supposedly yes, like usually

Not as many orgies as last year but still a good time imo

>>101488858
Skill issue. I was part of a 3 view's orgy every evening.

>>101488201
Now this I believe

>>101488201
only believable post /here/

>>101488941
Was it worth it? Are they a good 3view?

>>101488288
Have you seen their oshi?

I was there and there were a lot of handicapped people. Lots of wheelchairs and walking canes. Not trying to say thats a bad thing, just an observation I found interesting

There was a lot more people than last year, as evident by the complaints of body odor and farts.

>>101491212
As far as cons go I've smelled worse. It was bad at close quarters but there wasn't an overarching funk like all the other ones I've been to.

>>101488288

>>101482852 (OP)
Offkai live was decent. The worst part was that metal tranny screaming. I think the best part was either Nerissa Ravencroft or Kizuna Ai.

>>101485738
How drunk were you? I’d image you’d have to be wasted to want to bang a chick with a face like that

>>101486067
why

i still think its hilarious someone broke into the phase connect truck and stole all their coffee

Some homeless nigger in the streets of san jose is brewing a cup of phase coffee

>>101487692
Pretty much. Kirsche got told to fuck off forever and lo and behold, everything is nicer. Just a bunch of bitching on twitter by people who aren't even there

>>101488152
In person (that I know of) I saw obkatiecat, froot, cottontailva, mint fantome, ayamy, and a billion 1 and 2 views
Then of course you have vtubers on robots rolling around everywhere and screens at booths doing meet and greets constantly

>>101493646

>>101497061
Is Froot still hot or did she hit the wall yet? I'm sure Mint had her covid mask on like always

>>101497221
was impossible to tell, she was on stage during the live singing kingslayer by bmth and dressed in baggy clothes and a mask

>>101482852 (OP)
can they ban the browns so the venue doesnt smell? oh wait the venue would be empty

>>101487362
I can’t believe this ugly ass whore was actually paid to be a cosplay model

>>101497061
>and a billion 1 and 2 views
god, I had one retardedly present his card for payment but tapped with the card in his fist.
"i'm covering up my name so no one knows my non-vtuber name!"
there were lots of them who trying to obscure their faces, but also a lot doing retarded shit like facemask + sunglasses indoors in a way that was drawing attention to them, making the "muh privacy" argument look like a "by the way, IM VEGAN, by the way"

>>101498486
You were running a table/booth?

>>101498854
Just as a favor while my friend needed a food, piss, n shit break.

>>101498486
I think it's more so that any pictures you take of them will be shit. It's funny a *male* vtuber was worried anyone would care what he looked like. There's like 2 relevant male vtubers in the western vtuber scene and they both fleshpost on twitter

>>101486111
yet no pics have been posted

Total Mint Domination

Nene!
https://x.com/NeneAmanoVTuber/status/1937009222669176934

>>101493061
>He didn't go to 4th floor

What are the chances 90% of people here saying they had sex at the con weren't actually at the con and they're just shitposting?

>>101502644
>His oshi didn't organize an orgy

>>101502644
very high, you think anyone on a board dedicated to vtubers actually goes outside

>>101502644
There was a confirmed orgy at the Westin hotel, but no one knows who was involved. It was definitely a group of the fit socialite minority and not any of the numerous fat slobs waddling around
I also personally saw a guy in a con badge with two black prostitutes in the marriott

>Offkai Live
Kizuna was the best singer. Its not even close.
I liked Nerissas songs the best.
Screamo girl(?) was at least interesting.
>I am non-binary!
DIDNT ASK.

>>101502659
You're right, she didn't. I don't have an oshi.
>>101502732
>>101503022
So the people that did get fucked basically are likely the type that would never post /here/ ever

>>101503150
>screamo girl
Obkatiekat if you wanted to know

>>101503221
I saw a line in the hallway she was doing autographs before the show but I didn't know who it was.

>>101503150
>i am non binary
What's funny is that she is the OG nijiEN who got terminated. Before zaion/sayu, before selen/doki
And niji is full of the biggest virtue signalers in the industry. But they threw her to the curb for no reason. Hate the non binary stuff, sure, but niji did her dirty
Just shows how hypocritical it all is

>>101503212
yeah pretty much, considering even on other boards sex at cons pretty much never comes up its pretty telling of people on this site, considering these are the same people who will go and post nudes of themselves on some boards not much actually happens offline.

>>101503303
>on other boards sex at cons pretty much never comes up
/cgl/ used to be nothing but but women gossiping about other women having sex at cons.
Then they made their own boards that can't be named here because it's full of vtuber dox.

>>101482852 (OP)

Offkai was basically a 9 out of 10 for me.

Offkai gen 1 had 7/10 tech reliability, gen 2 had 5/10 tech reliability, gen 3 had 7/10 tech reliability, and this gen has 9/10 tech reliability.

The new venue's waiting times were great, the worst was like... maybe 3 minutes in the security line going into the building itself. MUCH better compared to the 1 hour I had to spend to get into the artist alley last year (gen 3).

I bought a few times, though I think I was more restrained than last year. Bought the 3AM standee set, as well as the Snuffy exclusive. Bastards wouldn't sell me the bag though, I could have used it for my cutout.

I went to three hotel parties, they were claustrophobic thanks to the lack of windows. But I lasted like an hour in each thanks to the musical entertainment. Chuuzerkai and Moso Matsuri were great.

Next year I expect gen 5 to happen in the same venue, I assume it'll get like 10k attendees. And who knows, maybe by 2030 Offkai's size might even rival Fanime.

Actually attended offkai. Honestly was a pretty cozy con outside of the people who smelled like ass, but in fairness i think that's being overblown because almost every con i've been to on the west coast during summer months smells like ripe asshole. Some notes:

>Venue was fantastic, they should have it again next year. Tech issues were pretty minimal and the wifi was pretty damn powerful.
>The way meet n greets got past the "official guest" bullshit was a bunch of the companies did their own non-con meet n greets at their own booths. Hell, even some of the ones that were official guests did an additional booth meet n greet. From what I heard the only real benefit to the paid meet n greets was you got a giant autographed card, which is nice you at least get something physical too
>Huge Phase Fan Presence, they were fucking everywhere and any time they did a meet and greet in the industry hall it was a massive line. It felt like they were almost rivaling hololive in fan presence at this con
>A lot of Jailbirds in tow, also a lot of Takodachis and Grems. You couldn't walk 5 feet without someone having a Gigi reference.
>Outside of phase, the busiest booths were probably Kawa Entertainment's merch booth, V4Mirai's booth, and 3ams. In V4Mirai's case they were doing a ton of meet n greets, and in 3am's case they had been giving out a ton of free shit (they gave away free merch bags that you wore like a backpack that were fucking MASSIVE) plus they did a meet n greet run and had the major announcement with Snuffy joining them.
>Almost no vshojo presence outside of Zen and Amalee doing their stream tour and one collab merch booth. They had some meet n greets but those were on Sunday, which is like the slowest day of the con. Despite that I saw a lot of melody fans, so they at least showed up.
>Artist Alley was absolutely plastered up and down with Mint Fantome and Dokibird stuff. Nimi had a really good amount so I'd expect in the future for hers to get larger. For hololive Ina was super popular and almost every booth had something of her there.
>Also speaking of Mint, she did a digital meet n greet at a booth and went overtime to try and get as many as she could on Friday. She was basically talking to people all the way until the exhibition hall was forcefully closed.
>There was a rumor that some of the minor con issues were caused by several staffers no showing days two and three. I couldn't tell you the specifics as to why, but with that said the volunteers did they best they could but you could tell they were stretched pretty thin.
>The other big rumor floating around was most of the vtubers in attendance intentionally sectioned themselves off from the general audiences most of the con, probably for opsec/safety reasons after what happened to camila. There were occasional sightings out on the floor but for the most part they were nowhere in site
>The con parties on the party floor were nutty and there was a black market maid cafe that got closed by the fire Marshall. The booze was fucking flowing at almost every party so i wouldn't rule anything out.
>Offkai live was a pretty good show, Kizuna showed why she got top billing and Nerissa's was rock solid too. The lines for this was insane, one of the longest I've seen for a small con.
>Chuuzerkai stuff was a lot of fun from what I could catch from it. Nyaru was working her ass off that entire con, so mad props to her.
>The yabai market where they sold NSFW stuff had a massive line for it too pretty much every night, and there was some crazy shit there too. If you like your smut it was well worth the wait.
>There was less cosplaying than I expected, but from what I did see most of it was Hololive. There were some cool indie cosplays out there though.

That's pretty much all I can think of. I had a good time and it was worth the trip.

>>101482852 (OP)
>Someone should market VTuber soap and other washroom accessories

Sounds like it was a lot of fun. Did any lesser-known indie vtubers get any decent networking done while they were there?

>>101497499
Someone should have shouted at her to ask where the money is.

>>101504032
There was a few meet n greet booths that had small indies on them that'd just talk to whoever was walking by and there was also a table outside the industry hall where vtubers could put their business cards with stream info at and I usually saw people at that table so I guess it was working at least a little bit

>>101482852 (OP)
Gaytor watch was fun. It was fun to see all these degenerates and dysgentic freaks go about their business.

>>101503988
https://x.com/r1salt/status/1936526730673434693
Those all sold out, wisps confirmed best hygiene at the con

>>101504280
Nice. Sounds like it’s definitely worth my time.

>I sucked a lightstick as a bit
>noo why is everyone DMing me their cocks :sob:
fansly when?

>>101504712
Not to mention that any anon who's ever had his dick sucked knows that the vast majority of girls are way clumsier when it comes to giving blowjobs, even experienced ones. That was a pro dicksucker in action.

>>101503287
>But they threw her to the curb for no reason.
It was a dispute over if they could still produce music under their original name and have it not owned or controlled by nijisanji. Ninjsanji is one of the most overbearing corpos in that regard so they hit a hard impass and it ended with their graduation and not quite a termination.
Although it was clear management was not happy they were getting a positive send off by everyone else in NijiEN so they went the smear route like with Zaion and Selen.

>>101496955
It is interesting how there was almost zero shitposting outside of con stink and that one orgy someone claimed to have seen from their hotel compared to last year. Shows keeping certain groups away is a good idea.

>>101503822
Yeah the smell wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. Another booth to note was the AegisLink one. I haven’t heard of them before but they also has some pretty sweet free loot and a crane machine, which was fun. I went to their booth for a meet and greet but they seemed really busy the whole day. Also went to their panel to check them out and the girls are pretty funny.

>>101504712
Apparently she has one as do a few of the official Phase cosplayers. Sadly, Gumbun does not.

>>101496955
Kirsche got to stream with Mister Metokur this weekend instead so I doubt she is that upset at the end, especially when Pippa would never be allowed on his stream. She should have still done a trash can meetup though.

>>101505654
That fat slut isn’t worth paying for anyways. You really want to give her money to see more of her ass acne?

>>101482852 (OP)
Lotta vtubers got doxxed by the kiwifarms staff having to inspect IDs

>>101505685
Wasnt he supposed to be dead? I swear he said he had 6 months to live in 2022
It's a miracle!!!

I was in the vendor hall as an employee

>vendor hall move-in was FUCKED. Union rules forced them to use union exclusively for moving but the union only provided one team. I was in the truck for four hours waiting to move in to the loading dock
>The mint cosplayer who did the condom trick worked across from me
>Tons of security and presence, much better than previous year (but a pain to get through every time you left the hall)
>Room parties better than ever
>Tons of cute girls in California weather

If move-in would have been better and I had gotten laid it would be a 10/10, so this year a 8/10

>>101482852 (OP)
I went for Friday and Saturday
>wifi was a lot better
>having a dedicated convention center was a huge improvement
>more cosplays than lost year. all kinds of cosplays
>more roaming vtubers they were all over on the robots
>vendor hall was improved it used to be a long line to even get into the hall, now it was just a line to get to the phase booth but you could skip that and go about your business
>panels were alright
>Phase 3D show over delivered I didn't know they had some talented girls, but funny seeing how lost their fans are to an idol concert they acted like they had never been to a concert before. all the energy was at the front with wotagei going on, but a lot of fans didn't even have penlights and if they did they were using them as drumsticks in their laps
>OffKai live was good! Kizuna and Nerissa the stand outs! Smell was particularly bad but that's anime con.

>>101482852 (OP)
I DO market vtuber soap (No, I am not OP). Yes, I have, in fact, bought an ad. I was not at OffKai as I just launched a few weeks ago. But I do hope to be a vendor at OffKai next year. My site: memebars.com. I'm currently in talks a few more vtubers about making them a custom soap for them and their fans.

>>101508665
>mint cosplayer worked across from me
>didn't get laid
Fumbled the easiest layup of all time my man.

>>101502381
all 12 people look entertained