Thread 101487302

Whore edition

>League 6 Intros: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qQS88UlmY&list=PL1aVVMjdOtY81C-_bbVhiomvl6inukAIv

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1W2x0CVEjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg7e9LKBGGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyQ5yY0GWTk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxbTJYNhHvg

>Recent league 6 streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cobb5nutFc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC9S5ogE5Ng

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

>BIG Jong news: JJ is carrying the team send help

>League za roku
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk


- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8

- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN7vp-6ez8A

- Being gay and/or a fujo is now illegal

- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice

- Xaptain impregnated on stream.

- Vtubers go in /mjg/

- Mikos are banned, no more mikos

>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is... Ippatsu! Fast as fuck boi!

Related threads
>>>/vt/pcg/
>>>/vt/fig
>>>/vt/asp
>>>/vt/mayo
>>>/vm/doko
>>>/vg/mjg


Previous thread: >>101427521

>>101487302 (OP)
>Whore edition
But you posted a faithful wife?

>>101487302 (OP)
don't call nina a whore she had the decency of letting you know she married unlike whores who keep it until their graduation day fuck you hanamaru

>>101487422
>Japanese woman
>faithful
Who's going to tell him?

>>101487302 (OP)
>removed the shadowverse guild again
kill yourself, fag
guild code is 706999346198
pic related was only an hour ago, come join us

>>101487946
Don't care nigger

>>101488180
Kill yourself, you drooling retard
You're a burden and an annoyance to everyone around you
Zero redeeming qualities
Kill yourself

>>101488280
>t. threadshitting nigger

uh oh melty

>>101488280
why is QB like this

Koko of peace! No fighting with fellow anons beyond this point okay? <3
Majsoul Friends Room 77086(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=77086

>>101488579
Back to your hole you go.

>>101488549
2/4! :D

>>101488549
3/4 <3

i will fight you wheelchair anon

>>101488549
Started! Thanks for joining and may peace be with you ;3
>>101488897
No only peace >:3

Cat fight

If you play shadowverse you are brown

>qb is brown
Hot...

>>101488955
But khubie is white as the paste she eats...

>>101488955
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

you fucking wheelchair cunt! ill never forgive uou!!

>>101489092
>uou

>>101489092
how wasted are you tday?

huh? i just started drinking

How much for you to do this japtain?

well jonged ToT

>>101488549
3/4 again! Unfriendly entity has successfully been shadowrealmed ;3

I'd join but i have to drive my mom to pick her car up from the panel beaters any time soon

>>101489395
WJ and sorry for pulling the last trigger but I had to for the sake of saving peace >:3
>>101489483
No worries! Hope you'll have a nice drive anon <3

>>101489266
how much to do it tight enough i actually die

>>101487302 (OP)
is it a sin against god to fuck japanese housewives since they havent recieved a christian marriage?

>>101489736
I think he was close bro

>>101488579
Despite the Cynthia being posted I would like to clarify that it wasn't me that posted that.

>>101489889
better luck next time

>>101489863
Yes, because it would be sex out of wedlock.

>>101489943
Suuuuuuuure...

>>101488549
Still 3/4 if someone wants to join and experience peaceful mahjong!
I'll probably close in around 15 min to go eep if nobody else joins (dw I'll announce if I close ;3)

>>101490060
I would never post my desk on 4chan, and I clean my desk (and the rest of my living space) regularly.

>>101490015
I dont believe sex outside of wedlock is a sin

I would not have sex with Nina

I posted my desk/keyboard to pcg once and everyone bullied me

>>101490460
Are you sure it wasn't because you were brown?

Panko manko

>>101490490
I'm as white as snow.

>>101490532
I'm sure you are

>>101490460
I posted my keyboard that was worse than Pippa's and barely got bullied how fucking bad was yours

>>101490528
Anon the threads not ready for panko manko it will break us

Manko? What's that?

>>101490943
Check between your legs

>>101488549
Closing the room! WJ and thank you again for joining guys. It was fun <3

>>101490971
I see a giant 7" penis (soft)

>>101488549
well jonged

you now remember that ioriposter that was just going around screaming manko without knowing what it meant

>>101491022
Well theres your answer

>>101490983 (me)
Furry really does bring me luck during games somehow. I get much better hands when he's around. Weird lol
Anyways, nini! <3

>>101490693
>how fucking bad was yours
it's fine, they were overreacting desu

rabbits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZNzOC6Mlb4

>>101491091
nini

evens watch bunbun
odds watch league

God I wish I were a rabbit.

i think homeless anon should stream jong

I think homeless anon should play shadowverse

>>101492061
So you could get constant bun pussy? Same

>>101495539
that's smud

why dead?

>>101496269
history lecture on the telly

>>101493148
I'm at work

>>101494098
So I could run around in the wild and poop wherever I want and be free

>>101496420
you already do that

>>101496307
I think Clio should jong

I'm at work and I am hungry

How long until you can buy your own pizza?

>>101496626
been listening to her lecture too for the past couple of hours in the background, love her voice it's very relaxing for doing other stuff

>>101496722
That's not me, I'm currently at work and eating anon's brownies. But to answer your question tomorrow evening

okay ill watch your new phase connect hag

h-huh? what the fuck is she talking about?? why bohemia?

>>101496269
doragon had taken over xapitans tuplas after he abandoned us

>>101496956
kingdom come deliverance is a game that takes place in bohemia

>>101496956
she got sponsored to play the game that is on the title that takes place on bohemia so she's also doing a presentation on the time period as a former history teacher which is her gimmick and also adding some question she did to the devs and stuff like that

>>101496956
JJ your reading the title of the stream reps...

hey. can i interest you in some jong? with anons?

Majsoul Friends Room 48150(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=48150

>>101498167
who?

it's me. your favorite tard anon

You're not my favourite retard

>>101498285
>your favorite tard
LUMI IS HERE!?

2/4 btw

fox hag!! long time no see ToT

also started

I'm at work.

>>101498318
Who is then?

>>101498412
I don't want to hurt their feelings by called them a retard

>>101498438
they already know they're a retard

my favorite cute gay boy ryan

anon thinks im a tard BWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH

>>101498480
this post smells of fujo
>>101498438
say it

>missed the friendly room because I went to go take a shit instead
b-bweh

Hey hey people, Sseth here.

>>101498558
It plays in my brain in lossless quality

job hunting has been so soul crushing ngl (couple of days, looping, soul searching)

>>101498613
what happened to going neet for a few months?

im like super bored and i want more money

Being a NEET is 1000x harder than being a wagecuck.

just date me I have no money

The loveless marriage proposal offer is still on the table and you wouldn't have to worry about money but I would require you to have a job of some kind and have a couple of drinks a week moderation.

>>101498713
I would never date you but I'm willing to throw money at you if you put on the model and stream

>>101498857
I'm not jj

>>101498885
Who said anything about jj?

i think jj sucks

what if hibikianon really like babinikus?

>>101498897
I'm not streaming either

I'm listening to music that I like, I just thought everyone needed to know.

>>101498933
My proposal is still on the table if you ever get desperate enough

>>101498956
you have the music taste of a 14 year old boy (me 14 years ago)

>>101498961
I've been considering it again recently

>>101498995
Nuh uh, that's not true.

>>101499019
is rise against on your playlist?

rise against is based, good taste anon!

if any n-buna is on your playlist you're a nerd

I'm listening to Morning Musume

are you hacking fox hag? how come your flow is so good

>>101499181
This CC looks a little strange, what did you do to her?

>>101499264
do you not know?

>>101499453
no anon! i dont know! that's why im asking ToT

>>101499360
who is CC? This is yuzu anon kun...

>>101499472
hmmm

DIE YUZU!!!!! TYD!!!!!

>>101499544
this but unironically

I have Yuzu at 5 hearts but I will NEVER bond her

wj ToT

>>101498167
well jonged

>>101498167
WJ!

>>101498167
here's doragon's wj since he's banned

>>101499638
haha hes banned ha

>>101499664
>Laughing at him when you know he's here but can't fight back
Evil

>>101499638
Such a shame he isn't here. He's the second most fun person to bully in this thread.
>inb4 who is the first
It's obviously jellyjonger.

>>101499731
He can always fight back in the team channel

why would you want to bully me you meanie?

I think Pippa sucks

yeah, me cock
har har har har har har

its my wifes birthday btw please be nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNafcbllPdc

>>101499999
I would have but you didn't land the get

>>101500026
quints are quints

>>101499938
You say that like you don't have fun teasing doragon, you get why it's fun

huuh? i don't know what you're talking about uwu!

>>101499938
You basically admitted that you like it when we call you a retard you fucking sub (affectionate).

>>101500216
Why are you being so tsun?

hehehe~ (existential crisis, menhera'ing, fml)

That existential crisis? All me

>>101500407
give up and put on the model

>>101500407
well with league almost over I hope you took your shot while you're in a discord with him, cause we both know you're not gonna reach out after this when it would be even more of a hurdle

Wish I were jonging rn

me2

Jong, you have the technology

>>101499938
teasing women is the fast track to tits

this freaking hag has been streaming for over 6 hours...

Doko

odds sleep
evens watch anime
0 make a room for anon

DBD with anons...

>>101502123
first Clio stream? I used to go to sleep after she yapped for a couple of hours and wake up to her playing games

>>101502238
hell no

>>101502249
i had some notion that phase hired streamers recently but i haven't watched vtubers in a while

>>101502254
bweh

>>101502155
ive decided to watch anime

ive decided to have sex with femanon

for me it's shiroko

I managed to sell some skins so as soon as this goes through I'm donating to doragon, getting a burger and taking a shower

>>101503900
I must give back. I believe in this

>>101503917
he's banned so I'll let you know on his behalf
doragon really likes unsolicited penis photography in his twitter inbox

>>101503991
Alright I'll send him this

>>101504048
where's the penis?

>>101504087
It's doragon cock anon.

>>101504093
yeah, its a cock, not a penis

>>101504111
Can you explain the difference to me in picture form please

>>101504210
uhhh femanon speaking I don't have one sorry gotta go

>>101504281
Silly little foid

>>>/vg/528498990
>>>/vg/528499491

>>101504972
sex fox

>>101504995
Yeah, with me

>>101505003
you're not at the table tho

>>101505007
In spirit I am thoughbeit

>>101505066
The ghostly gooner?

>>101505131
No, the benched bum

>>101505270
Don't haunt my tables, you'll make me ron skip

>>101505335
Whatever it takes to win

>>101506804
Uh oh!

Shan’t apply old people cream to hagji

Good morning (it's already noon here)

>>101511690
Morning unknown anon!

Going in the spreadsheet.

>>101514344
Here, you can add a picture of my cock to it.

>just lost my winning streak
damn you mahjong

>>>/vg/528545424
>>>/vg/528547891

Don't fuck this up foid I need a hail mary to recover from some unfortunate bets and you're it

>>101516144
Go 海底XI !

>tune in
>qb perpetually out of time

yeah just ron me. just hit me. you think it hurts????? nothing you can do can hurt me im soooo over it everything is meaningless

So is this "khubie" some sort of retard or?

>>101517864
She's a vtuber!

>>101517864
she's a woman

>>101517864
She's British and a woman, it was over before it began.

>>101517864
I keep thinking it's divegrass TO

>>101517864
she's cute internet angel Khubie!

>>101519582
Stop gassing yourself up

i benched myself

new saki chapter is out btw

not reading your breast inflation fetish comic

>>101521665
oh but vtuber breast inflation is okay instead?

>>101521702
no, i'm not watching the titmonster jonger either

>>101521716
someone who secretly watches the titmonster would say that

>>101521716
Khubie is a decent watch thoughbeit

I don't watch vtubers is this the right thread?

>>101522095
yes
but if you decide you want to talk about vtubers, please take it to mjg

Don't take them to mjg, go to the ff14 general

i don't watch vtubers or play mahjong
in other news I just started uma cinderella gray

QB is the lowest scoring player in league after that last game

I see why TO allowed this illegal sub on your team

>>101522777
>>101523085
Is it soulful yet?

>>101523212
Not until you get her to stream her last 2 games in tears as she hits -400

if only someone would post wolf seggs I could go to sleep

Hmm...nyo

>if you add a player like khubie to every team, 16 out of the 18 of the teams would miss the playoffs
>one of the two qualifying teams would be safe by only 5.4 points

>>101523461
She's a good sub, sir

I really hope famous Steve doesn't remember what they said they would do if Steve got a skin as I don't want to do it either

Ha ha ha

Lily's streaming mahjong again
https://www.twitch.tv/lilyhops

>>101523478
Yeah, for me

>>101523461
the teams who broke the adept rule should have two QBs added to their score

1 kube = -200 points

DON'T BULLY HER SHE DID HER BEST

>>101525748
I thought she was sabotaging to stop us from getting tits

JJ's tits are subpar
T. Her former Amazon manager

>>101525846
What about the feet? What about the snaggletooth?

>>101525846
Obviously. You could tell with how she deals with other women.
Women with great tits don't have to hate other women, because women with great tits have a way of attracting mates.
On the other hand nobody would even touch a chestlet like her.

>>101525846
we like cutting boards here

>>101525846
Proof?

Flat chests are the hottest to lick and suck on

Males have flat chests, you are gay

>busting FAT loads in ANDROGYNOUS vagina havers is gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo

my chest isn't flat
not fat, it has a hole in it

>>101526316
Anon you're dead

>>101526316
And youre still alive?!

i have a hole in my peen

>>101526361
Impossible, how could you keep the pee in???

i should play ranked

>>101526339
>>101526349
the cardiologist assured me it'll be fine and then took pics of me shirtless while I was under-age to "show at a conference "

>>101526467
you should stream it because league isn't on the telly today

>>101526486
THOSE WERE YOU!?

>>101526511
ill lose one game, say "fuck this shit im going to jerk off" and end the stream

Heh, bet no ones ever showed femanons hole at a conference

I bet femanon showed off her holes at a convention or two.

Femanon must have impressivd holes to get so much interest from the medical community

>>101526802
Not really. She's just a WHORE.

We have femanons? Since when?

>>101526802
sorry to disappoint, but i am male

ywnbam

dofume
https://www.twitch.tv/dofume

>>101528148
dofume is offline

fake stream mangan

>>101528338
gomenasorry

why did the adept hag post his stream in /mjg/ but not here when it's labeled as a vtuber on twitch?

>>101528446
I think he's an /mjg/er turned vtuber rather than a /jong/er, he posted it in /asp/ too

>>101528446
Because he knows I'll make fun of him for shilling his own stream

I will never don the model
I will never stream
I will continue watching the telly

Evens stream jong tonight
Odds stream Shadowverse instead
0 stream DBD

I have an iPhone X and Tenma's model but I won't do it

I probably won't don the model
I might stream eventually
I will continue watching the telly

I'm too insecure in my mahjong to stream

>>101528688
go live right now

>>101528721
Don't have OBS set up + I'm eating ice cream

>>101528788
I want to roll both of the new characters but I know I would never actually play them unless I end up in a theme room

Maybe I get in character for ARMO

>>101529022
Don't
I repeat
Don't

>>101529022
do it

>>101529022
Don't waste all of your pizza money

evens watch Nina https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4y9D8bEvKU
odds queue ranked so I can eventually stream the derank

>>101529022
I'm grinching the meat up if you do

>>101524799
she's doing friendlies

>>101528740
It was good ice cream

>>101529022
Nobodys going to blow you if you wear that

I will not compromise the meat up

>>101529206
Nina is boring, can you stream the derank instead

Nina is fun, I wish I could cum inside her

Why meat? It's Meet. Like meet n greet.

>>101529867
sorry it's going to be awhile

I'll do a derank endurance stream sometime after league is done maybe

I always get godly flow in friendlies but dogshit flow in ranked

I pad my friendly stats with AI games

I pad my friendly stats with /jong/ games

uuuuuuuuu lyka

>>101531285
Owari da...

>>101524799
>She is going to join the Pride Month open
It's over

Matatabi jonging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBZHFl4dV0A

>>101531285
?

rice is basically free

>>101532486
/jong/ is this true?

>>101532557
yeah it's like $15 for a 10lb bag

>>101532486
it's free if you steal it

>>101532753
Just like pussy.

>>101532823
What does that even mean

>>101532858
It's simple really
>see pussy
>steal the pussy
>wham bam alakazam
>you have now achieved enlightenment

the jeet janny is trying to bait me into a vacation again, someone else is probably going to have to bump for a few days

>>101533037
why do you fall for the bait?

I'll be the bump slut if you bake

>>101531285
anon why did you post this now I'm even more worried about her than I usually am

image

>>101533529
>>101533529
bread