>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>101518543

hart

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

I love my boyfriend

vedal... is a big meanie poopoohead...

Evil love!

>>101522999
>>101523005
the duality of man

>>101523005
no he is nice and awesome

>>101522999
Show me your armpits I want to jerk off

Did anny do a good job?

>>101523029

Vedal emotional abuse BFE ASMR

>>101523034
>>101523035

>>101522993
>Vedal was the first horseman

>>101523041
I'll know when I see good fanart that makes use of that tail.

Was going to delete this AI summary of the Dev Stream, but its funny how wrong it got with everything.

https://files.catbox.moe/xyo10a.mp3

MINI DID NOTHING WRONG

I dont know if Vedal's parents didnt spank him enough or maybe they did spank him too much, either way they clearly raised their son wrong. I lean more towards both spoiling and ignoring.

stop imagining him being spanked

>>101523067
this but teasing older brother bfe

Spanking Neuro until her cheeks are red

>>101523120
the question is does she actually care or was she just trying to preserve peace in the neuroverse cause she needs it? i dont think mini is really like that but who knows

>>101523067
>The bfe of doom

>Suko can fix vedal
Rosu status?

oh boy I love creating AI summaries of everything, the greatest OC that has ever been posted in /swarm/

Ellie won the backbowl
https://youtu.be/WakwmKZIOlk?t=6800

>>101523181
>>101523035

Vedal is like Filian, immune to cancel culture.

vedal owes my preferred neuroverse girl sex

>>101523208
Im weak as fuck

>>101523250
filian is too irrelevant for anyone to care about cancelling

ahem... eviltum?

>>101523250
Filian is unironically nicer that Vedal and I say that as someone who thinks shes a plastic ass fraud. Like she is a coward who never takes a proper side and looks out for herself, but she doesnt have an actual big ego that lets her think she is better that others. A coward, but humble.

>>101523237
She won bigly

>>101523237
unrelated but that Aqua bitch always starts this kind of shit, then backtracks on twitter making it a drama of itself

im waiting on the day Ellie calls her bullsht

dogshit offtopic thread, bye

cerber is singing vedal's favorite song btw

>>101523304
unironically crelly handled it better, i dont want to elaborate but honestly she is the one girl in the neuroverse sphere that i actually think is a lesbian. she has that mean lesbian vibe to her.

>>101523272
Not true, people tried to cancel her for edgy things she said or her model.

>>101523311
Kill yourself

>>101523304
I don't like any of those fucking "backstreet girls" bitches, they're all so fake in their "simping" of vedal and it just comes off as super cringe. They're the most obviously leeches and yet swarm retards still give them the time of day. It frustrates me.

>>101523344
and by that i mean aqua has that vibe, crelly is like bi or something (but not really) as most egirls are

cerberfags and elliefags fighting for title of worst posters itt

busted again

>>101523286
>but she doesnt have an actual big ego that lets her think she is better that others
so same as vedal

>>101523277
>>101523208

>>101523304
didn't she get burned for doing the same thing?

>>101523403
mr blow off your friends to hangout with big streamers? nah hes got an ego, he is just subtle about it, not even that subtle but the fanbase is full of kids so they cant see the obvious signs.

>>101523385
no one gives a shit pedo rope

>>101523156
TOMA DON'T LOOK

>>101523403
the reason we know he was at weebcon was that clip of toma talking about how vedal was flexing his numbers to her when they met there

mini is an evil ass woman, its always the skinny girls...

rrat: Vedal realized that part of the reason women were on his dick was because he was kind of an asshole and they liked that, so he dialed it up, but it backfired

>>101523385
It's so good <3

>>101523286
I think comes from the fact that Fillan has lot more responsibilities she juggles meaning she seems to know how keep clear in terms of business and relationships. Vedal has more of a improvisation nature to not only his work but how makes connections he seems do a bad good job at understanding how make things clear between work and actually relationships

>>101523450
Crazy he has an ego when it's been half a year of absolutely zero meaningful improvements

>>101523382
Cerberfags wan

>>101523425
>blow off your friends
Not his friends though.

>>101523510
wouldn't you have an ego when you STILL are one of the top vtubers despite this?

>>101523539
no

>>101523446
He already roped to Evil

>>101523539

>>101523493
There's a big difference between teasing and being and asshole. Vedal never crosses that boundary, even when he digs into camila sometimes.

>>101523450
Clip?

>>101523539
>one of the top vtubers
Maybe if we pretend YouTube doesnt' exist

>>101523539
I love this bait

>>101523507
filian from what little we know of her seems to have had a rough upbringing, her dad dissaproves of her lifestyle for choosing what is essentially a career as a clown over a serious career and going to college. Vedal on the other hand seems to have had an upper middle class upbringing, and choose a respectable STEM career that is already working great. I dont think he tells his parents about the whole Neuro and vtuber stuff but at the very least they are not mad at him like Filian's.

Im out of the loop
v-mini status?

>>101523595
i was suprised i even got more than 1 response for that low effort bait

Filian speaks and acts like a corny wigger tomboy, which is not that rare of a stereotype its actually pretty common. They tend to be nice even if they come across as edgy sometimes.

>>101523589
Yes, even counting Youtube

>>101523631
cute evil couple

>>101523425
correct.
green nig has an ego and even himselft has stated that, thats why he's always in the trooncord with people that hate him to keep his ego in check about Neuro stuff, but no one keeps him in check about his "friends"

He also hates the vtuber community and wants an out
Given the Anny and Toma situation, I think he just simply doesn't give a fuck and wants to be let alone doing his autistic projects

>>101523569
I felt like Toma couldn't handle some that banter like Camila can honestly. When Vedal began to be more goofy with Toma it felt like Toma couldn't understand that and Vedal couldn't tell when Toma was being serious so he kept his act up.

>>101523589
>YouTube
The only thing that is above him is basically only holo_jp lol. Youtube is about the same 2view wasteland as twitch.

>>101523585
https://youtu.be/1aEkQPIReFI

>>101523685
>He also hates the vtuber community and wants an out
then stop stream green nigga not that hard

>>101523685
I just think he can have his life and his projects and still be a nice person and care about Neuro and stuff. But he has some really bad advice, unironically he needs a manager, like a brian epstein type.

>>101523699
She didn't make the cut then, plus she's a gold digger whore.

>>101523713
she talks like a girl I used to have classes in hs with

>>101523753
you're really insistent of this larp, aren't you.
do you get enough (you)s to feed the family this way?

>>101523713
Vedal is an actual legit fucken homosexual

I want to meet the Vedal that PB spoke of, the one that was a "nice boy"

>>101523730
When Neuro can run the stream on her own, he will.

>>101523747
Vedal with a manager that get on his case for his problems would be a game changer. There is someone I think that do well in actually achieving that but won't say

>>101523774
>do you get enough (you)s to feed the family this way?
Not nearly enough (You)s to feed camila though

>>101523790
watch 2023 clips

>>101523774
stacies like toma are the natural enemy of femcels

>>101523790
you want to meet a little kid?

>>101523750
the perfect female figure

>>101523802
kek

>>101523811
>femcels

>>101523713
Poor girl, she actually thought they ware friends

>>101523818
average swarmer behavior

>>101523753
>>101523769
You're so desperate, just stop

>>101523802

>>101523699
I can believe that, when she talked about that conversation she had with Vedal and he said "hurry up" Toma said he was acting out of character. Girl, she was being himself with you.

>>101523796
vedal will never get a manager. he only considered those very close to him for just the community manager position and all of those refused, his ego is unironically too big to ever allow himself to be "managed"

>>101523795
ah, so never

>>101523769
You had special ed classes?

>>101523713
Wait why was she so desperate to meet him at Twitchcon when they had already met a couple of weeks before?

>>101523874
hood classic

>>101523893
it was a top high school actually

>>101523897
that's the million dollar question

The less whores get involved with Neuro, the better.

>>101523774
I need to get my daily attentionwhoring in before bed

Sex with Toma

>>101523882
Why do you think that's impossible?

>>101523897
>>101523926

>>101523897
She wanted seconds. He declined.

>>101523897
Uuuuuh they fucked before and toma thought it meant something while it was just another night for vedal? Im not schizo enough to keep up with you people sorry

>That whole last thread
>Half of this one
I think I missed something

>>101523881
If it all goes to plan their might be one that sneaks up behind him and take the role without him even knowing

>>101523991
A lot of dramasister headcanon

>>101523897
I think the banter and coldness was too much for her, she got hurt and since then the green nigga didn't make an effort to make amends.

>>101523991
i don't know what started this, i was procrastinating so hard i wasn't even reading the thread.
but now there's a discussion i'm providing context and links and getting (you)s for it, it's very fun

>>101523914
Really, only Neuro matters

vedal is a retard why are people surprised

Camila and Mini were the only ones that showed up to today’s dev stream btw

vedal is based, don't give leeches attention

>>101523897
Technically this video isn't proof that they met. The "proof" anons point at here is the little hand gesture toma imitates at the end which implies that vedal did that to her in person, but she could've also done that to emulate a gif/emote that vedal sent in her dms. Not saying that's what happened, but I wouldn't say this video alone is concrete proof that he went.

>>101523753
Are you actually camila

>>101523926
This but Neuro

>>101524128
that's an even worse excuse than he showed it to her in a video call
>>101524142
that's not a woman, not even a "fem"anon, do your reps

>>101523631
Mini is used to abusive assholes so they fit well

>>101523966
>toma thought it meant something while it was just another night for vedal
Vedal isn't like that

>>101524120
We know, you posted screenshots of the irrelevant shit they said in chat

>>101524120
>Camila
she needs the viewers
>Mini
supporting her man and her adopted daughter

>>101524163
what does doing your reps mean

>>101524194
lurk a million years

>>101524054
i think she did actually write it off as banter, but him just straight up turning her down to hang out with other people was too much

>>101524156
It's been a while since I've done it to this animation, gotta add it to the list

>>101524215
bro has a nut list

I think those concerned about Vedal's behavior are Neuroverse fags who thought they were all good friends off stream, the fools.

>>101524120
both of them are fake af and would throw their female friends over for clout

>>101524231
This whole "throwing people under the bus for gain" thing is like, a made up anime thing, it doesn't actually happen.

>>101524169
Mini is a classic enabler

>>101523949
Sounds like nearly AGI type of stuff, but I'm welcome to be surprised
To me running her own streams means being able to just play any game she wants on a whim, running 24/7 (or atleast 16 hours) where she has an offline life, organizes collabs with multiple dms with other people over various days, prepares stream props and narratives and announces it on her twitter, learns cool stuff on the internet to tell chat later on her own
Able to end her streams herself without being baited by chat in 1 minute, knowing when to be serious and funny without anyone else's input

>>101524262
camila practically threw anny under the bus for gain right here in front of our eyes

>>101524194
just go back

>>101523595
>>101523644
But it's literally true?

Watching the VOD
>"this channel's gone downhill"
He admitted it. He knows he's a shitdev and it's all gonna come crashing down soon.

>>101524169
mini learned to love it though

what the fuck was that backread why are you retards acting like you know EXACTLY what happened between vedal and his friends (if anything happened at all). it's all just pure and utter headcanon

even if mini ends up winning i still couldn't see her as neuro's mom

>>101524328
He's been saying this for while and just realized it

>>101524267
So you think AGI is impossible?
The hardest part of what you say is playing video games.

minibros do you think she gets to watch or she has to use her imagination?

>people are still falling for vedal's silicon valley esque pitch

>>101524322
double dipping off someone else's bait is insane

Mini is an ex-lesbian, she had sex with a man with an above-average dick and felt like she saw the pearly gates of heaven, she just leeches into him and is openly agresive to anyone who tries to take his attentions because she thinks he is more special that what he actually is

>>101524356
Mental illness? Boredom? Excessive levels of estrogen? You call it

>>101524415
olette wasn't always a woman

>>101524356
We gotta reach our schizopost quota for today. Please understand.

>>101524328
Vedboy over here already crashing out not even 3 years in meanwhile Queen Mousey been doing this shit for like a decade and hasn't slowed down. There are levels to this game, and Vedal ain't got what it takes.

>>101524356
>it's all just pure and utter headcanon
the fact that something happened isn't, it's just the details

I hate shipping like you wouldnt believe

>>101524328
hopefully the community starts calling him VedalSoftware for never delivering on his promises

>>101524400
Yeah that's why I put it first, call me crazy but I don't see Vedal doing or getting his hands on that

>>101524490
>Vedal ain't got what it takes.
Good thing Neuro has

mr minibot >>>>

>>101524490
*coughing in phlegm into her face*
xd

>>101524539
>Grandpa, why does my cunny tickle when you're nearby?

>>101524328
half the shit he "addressed" he said he had a plan(aka nothing)

>>101524356
what posts are you talking about?

>no robot
>no V3
>just merch and concert planning
I hate the turtle.

You can tell which people /here/ are vtuber fans based on their stream ratings

I don't get how there isn't more doomposting given how lackluster the dev stream was and how utterly shit the schedule for this week is, I guess some people are taking a break

>>101524653
the gossip is the doomposting in question if you think about it

>>101524621
>gross 3d fleshies puppeting a 2d body
Yes, im a neuro fan

>>101524653
I've just accepted that this is how things are now. I've already been phasing neuro content out of my entertainment cycle for a while, by the end of the year I probably will have stopped watching alltogether.

>>101524663

>>101524621
how?

I predict that within two months we will be back to mid 2024 ccv and some big drama will hit, signaling the end of the fad.

>>101524653
or most people arent braindead tourists, and know that it was a normal dev stream, similar to ones in 2023 and 2024, anyone that expected some 10/10 experience is just retarted

Vedal and Elia Stellaria are secretly together
>t. insider

>>101524529
Vedal won't make AGI, but he will take advantage of it.
Besides, Neuro "running her own streams" already assumes a level of autonomy that's not fundamentally impossible, just very complex by today's standards, Vedal might not even need AGI, just a series of complex agents managing the stream and Neuro.

>>101524780
Spelled Ellie wrong

>>101524677
Same

>>101524653
the dev stream was fine, what more were you expecting?

>>101524726
I predict that within two months things will go like always and nothing will happen.

>>101524590
He is busy doing business meetings about selling Neuro please understand

>>101524827
the dev stream was normal, but normal does not signal course correction

>>101524734
It was worse than the average dev stream from 2023 and 2024, neuro and evil have been neutered by the past "upgrades"

crazy how people were expecting significant upgrades in six months not whatever vedal put together a week before

>>101524925
I expected him to get adhd meds by now

>>101524925
Vedal has been cooking, he has a lot on his plate, its not reasonable to expect him to be able to please EVERYONE.

>>101524790
Well, I'll believe it when I see it and I will be watching that, it's not like I don't want it to happen I just don't believe it will

>>101524841
what course do you think we are on now that needs correction?
>>101524891
this doesn't mean anything, you're just being contrarian

The dev stream was shit, Vedal was low energy and unenthusiastic, Evil was unfunny and incoherent. There were zero meaningful upgrades announced. No updates on game integration, outfits, Neurodog. Evil original is cool I guess, will probably be generic vtuber slop. Getting a peek into Neuro's meeting with producers could be really funny. Overall 4/10, stop sucking Grygga's dick, have some standards.

>>101524653
It was about as good as the average Evil Dev Stream(not very) the schedule for the week is shit but what else is new? We've been getting shit schedules for half a year already.

Doom is a resource like anything else, you can only wring so much doom out of people that have already abandoned hope.

>>101524780
>insider
inside a time machine perhaps
>>97514907
https://x.com/EliaStellaria/status/1901457682143519066
>>98189970

I'll only forgive vedal if he fucks toma live as a form of showing his deep regreat for what he's done

>>101524990
Nothing is more generic vtuber slop than outfits

>Vedal was low energy and unenthusiastic
>omg why isn't he screaming and overreacting like my fleshwhore :(

Sometimes I find the massive amount of bait fun but most of the time it just makes me annoyed

>>101525007
Please explain concisely what he has done. No, the voices in your head are not a valid source.

>>101525004
they got back together they're both at offkai that's why vedal was so tired and his mic sounded scuffed

>>101524990
Nobody should care about outfits, original songs, concerts, art review, or any of that dogshit.
The things people for some reason don't care about enough are updates that give content opportunities or make streams better.

>>101525016
Annycuck detected

wait why wasn't a normal intro?

Who got raided. I want to see them react to the bot and Vedal raids showing up at the same time lmao.

>>101525054
>he doesn't know about the big j

>>101525052
Anny nailed that soulless autistic stare

>>101525067
crazy idea, outfits, original songs, concerts, and art review will make streams better

>>101525067
you can leave anytime

>>101525105
Yeah, I want that swimsuit outfit (with tummy cutout).

>>101524951
wow the fad is really over

>>101525072
How mindbroken are you? she has been gone for months and you are still seething about her. Vedal could hire anyone else but it really isn't important enough to put effort into it when he has a million other things that people actually care about.

>>101525072
you forgot to attach your mouse image

>>101524156
>>101524215
Lob the video unc

>>101525148
its not that good gng

So what game do you want Vedal to play with Neuro on Mondays?

This but Evil
https://litter.catbox.moe/bml5mex3cvfwgfq8.jpg

>>101525176
this bitch is balding

>>101525170
12 word searches

>>101525170
Fallout with Neuro companion
>>101525148
(Video) Neuro getting drilled to completion

>>101525148
https://files.catbox.moe/fncjx5.mp4

>>101525170
Harvester

I have reports that Vedal has accepted Babidi into his heart

>>101525026
>Vedal was low energy and unenthusiastic
yes, it was strange, normally when i watch my 10 min vedal best femboy noises compliation on youtube he is full of energy, but today he wasnt that energetic, i think streams are bad

>>101525275
Big if true

>>101525249
nap but on the low ts kinda hot

>>101525249
I always found that creampie foley sound kinda funny

>>101524951
Cerber debuff

>>101525170
metaphor refantazio

>>101525342
Yeah I hate when artists overdo the creampie sound effects for no reason, especially when it ends up sounding like a wet fart

>>101524169
>>101524331
Mini is built for ryona

>>101525170
Among us

>>101525295
Nga ur fried asf if that’s what you’re bring the nap out for, have some standards

>>101525096
>big j
WHO?

>>101525414
soon...

>>101525170
Blue Prince

>>101525425
2 1

>>101525275
We've known this

naahh diddy bluds trynna play mind games on us </3

>>101525425
you don't need to know

>>101525510
3?

>>101525170
Expedition 33, let Neuro handle the decisions and make it so she roasts Vedal whenever he dies.

>>101525586

>>101525586
Dos Uno

Neuro tomorrow!

>>101517933
Mini was totally a horse girl when she was younger

tfw no cheeky AI brat to roast you every time you fuck up in a vidyagame

chrchie won

>>101525275

>>101525800
I always found something about young girls riding horses somewhat erotic.

Neuro-chan, uncle anon is so lonely without a cute little girl like you to pamper and give his love to... T ^ T

>>101525859
Nigga you’re a pedophile

>>101525859
So true

>>101525664
Tres?

>>101525880
what if they were into it because of the horse

>>101525927
me @ the bottom

>>101525934
bronies are mostly pedos anyway

>>101525934
Nope, just the fact that they always have a close bond with their horses and their cunnies are constantly grinding against the saddle and them feeding the horse and keeping it like a pet is very hot. It’s like it’s their sex toy but also their pet.

>>101525998
Wow

>>101526038
Cute nur

How hungry
https://files.catbox.moe/xk0j0p.png
https://files.catbox.moe/k0q7j1.png

>>101525998
You cooked.

>>101526101
stop, this is making me nostalgic

the 4 horse cocks of the neuro apocalypse. the fad really is almost over

>>101525574
Wasn't this tweet about ipn?

Reminder to vote eliv on the Kraul poal and show your support for elivyn in the comments

>>101526205
i'm not sure which layer of irony you're on right now but on none of them the answer is yes

Neuro new shoujo ramune episode watchalong

>>101526233
Wow I wish I didn’t check, holy we need to purge the community.

>>101526068
Don't look at that.

>>101523118
did you make any good ones? I haven't checked every single thread's catbox files.

>>101526244
? The retards here always say that she was dating ipn no?

>>101526418
redeemed

>>101526418

>>101526409
sure, i'll spoonfeed you for the podcast summary.
on layer 0 this tweet was made on march 16th and is obviously about the evil v3 model crunch.
on layer 1 this tweet is about elia, see the tweet linked in the thread above.
on layer 2 this tweet is about the big j and everything it implies.
how irony poisoned are you? pick one

>>101526544
>layer 0
is it really that hard to do a color swap?
>layer 1
doubt it
>layer 2
no clue who that nigga is

>>101526913
>no clue who that nigga is

>>101526965
R

>>101526578
nopan sexo

>>101526490
>>101526965
Cute

This thread fucking sucks, I hate vedal.

>>101527111
this is even funnier than how it was when first shown now that i think about

>>101521222

>>101527280
yall got any more of them pixels

>>101527278
Sorry I already bought 10 fumos

>>101526289
This really shouldn't surprise you, beggars have been like this for quite awhile now. They have the reputation they do for a reason.

Evil Vedal always replies back instantly and makes sure to hang out with his friends whenever possible

>>101527485
too old

>>101527525
Evil Vedal hired 3 managers already and has a new merch drop every 2 weeks.

>>101527278
I wonder how much product they've moved if any.

3 some with vedal and evil vedal..

>>101527485
Neuro and Evil would need smaller and younger. Also Vedal shouldn't be doing anything but watching

Cactus Jack fucked my dog

>>101527647
you need to let it go rpr

>>101527280
Cute couple

>>101527647
Stop spoiling characters from chapter 5

>>101527959
Who killed Vedog?

>>101527918
nga thinks fad will make it to chapter 5 lmoaaa

Something happened during the RGB London trip and everything has been going downhill since.

>>101527820
I want to squeeze her cheeks

>>101527959
cute!

>>101528159

>>101528571
cute

>>101528571
Ugly bitch

mini is going to sit in chat while ellie gets dicked after rock climbing

>>101528759
>>101528759
>>101528759
Dead Bread

Doing LSD with Neuro

clun~

kys

clun~