Thread 101523229

A thread for the Villainess Vixen on Vacation, Calliope Mori

Remember to love your Mori

Missing my Mori meeply..

>>101523283
When was the last time you meeped?

Rat anon your cat eating a rat isn’t weird but why the FUCK would you record it and show it to a vegetarian?

>>101523555
I fucking didn’t dude, I sent it to my Pops because he’s been feeding his turtle lizards that his cat eats, so I wanted footage of my own killer and my gf likes to look through my phone constantly.

>>101523652
Is it a big turtle?

>>101523652
Why do you have vegetarian gf anyway?

What if you woke up one day, and you were one of Mori's cats?

>>101524207
>50/50 chance of being stinky or autistic

>>101524349
Better than the 100% chance that you are both right now!

>>101524520
I am only one of those things!

>>101524349
>hates stinky smell
>has a stinky cat
wdsmbt

>>101525133
She didn't know about Tutu's weird butt pheromones....

What if you woke up one day as John Cat ?

>>101525572
I'd be terrified considering Biboo can barely take care of herself let alone a cat

>>101525572
I prefer waking up as Leo so I can lick fubukis toes

>>101524349
They're dummies and they're fuzzy
Spooky and ghostly
The other smells like dookie
They're Mori's kitties

>>101523555
>HEY FAUNA, CHECK THIS OUT!

So what's everyone's plan these next few Morpless evenings? I'm watching her ghost pirate sister from Idol/Chromashift

>>101526990
Probably going to paint some space marines while watching IRyS.

>>101526990
Put on who ever happens to be streaming or random youtube videos otherwise. I'm at work during streams usually so no games.

>>101526990
Catch whatever streams are on and try to get back into guitar in the detached garage when everyone is asleep

>>101526990
Getting caught up on various Expedition 33 playthroughs. Still haven't gotten enough of that game. Otherwise, watching prehistoric life type stuff about dinosaurs and other extinct things.
Then the new Gundam ends tomorrow. Otherwise it's back to my shitty job the day after that.

Was Mori in the first releases of the TCG?
I don't remember and I need to figure out how hard I want to go on cardboard crack

>>101528127
I think she was in the second set.

>>101528127
just buy singles somewhere? booster packs are lootcrate/gacha hell

>>101526990
Probably play Nightreign and SF6, maybe watch a couple movies

>>101529086
GO CI GO!

Ci has cute accent when she speaks imo

>>101529369
>Ci [...] cute
So true

>>101529666
That's right!

Ci should sing Future Island

>>101523229 (OP)
Beach date! (But irl with rock and no chicken)

>>101523652
>likes to look through my phone constantly.
>gets upset at you for natural things you had nothing to do with
Is this what people have to put up with to not be virgins?

>>101531104
Ehhhhh, nah
I think anon's GF might just be a bit menhera

>Cinglish
Oh yeah, that's the stuff

>>101531357
>June Bride
Wait, that's not just a holo thing?

Oh Ci has a cover coming out soon

>>101531778
I've never heard of it till, is it like popular or something?

Sir, another extended universe member has just hit the Tower.....

Woah, Calliope-chan mention!

>>101531995
Some pleasant company on a Moriless night.

Hardworking Deadbeats who also miss their Mori, but will NOT squeeb
>Ride on Time into Stay With Me
Nice.

Important Riri announcement!

holy CUTE

>>101532491
Absolutely vicious

Mori Calliope
calliope CALLIOPE
Calliope

>>101523229 (OP)
Why does everyone want to have sex with Mori Calliope?

>>101532573
Never heard of 'em.

>>101532652
She cute

>>101532491
Riri is so adorable

Ririgone...

>>101534908
I want the sheriff to abuse me (sexually) with her authority

>>101535903
>I want the sheriff to abuse me (sexually)
I'm they just only do weird butt stuff, sure you want that?

>>101531104
Just don't have all that loli porn on there and your golden

Meep

CiCi is part of the trip too
https://x.com/ceciliaimgreen/status/1937455019890233760

>>101537458
Biboo and Gigi are in danger...

>>101537458
Neat, I hope they have fun

gnite

how come shes never done any KLK covers
you know u want to

>>101538716
Blumekranz cover when

>>101539176
oh I've heard enough cringe anime german
that song already has a canon cover

Mori's hands around my neck

>>101537875
That is f-wording adorable

She really needed this huh?

>>101539686
ojisan ellipsis...

>>101536655
A proper menhera would get jealous of regular porn/hentai too, no?

>>101539686
>there were many tears
Like, today, or on her journey overall?

>>101539987
Gigi and CiCi are unlocking new feelings that Mori hasn’t physically felt yet

>>101539686
>yearly mori crash out
classic morp

>>101539686
This is why I say she needs to take a few days with them more often

>>101540751
no, what she needs to do is stop being a lazy whore and work harder to get a hit song. I pay for membership and buy merch for her to be some c tier artist.

no, what she needs to do is stop being a lazy whore and work harder to get a hit song. I don't pay for membership and buy merch just for her to be some c tier artist. Bitch needs to succeed

Any last-minute guesses for the announcement?

>>101541505
EN5!
In reality, probably some collaboration stuffs

https://www.health.harvard.edu/diet-and-weight-loss/calories-burned-in-30-minutes-for-people-of-three-different-weights
Fun fact! Dancing burns between 250-500 calories an hour.

>>101541276
The woman who still to this day feels she is “unfuckable” is a whore. Yeah that makes sense.

>>101541757
woman don't make sense

>>101541505
>WILD
I just can't shake the feeling it's Monster Hunter-related.

She's MY Whori

>>101541757
I need to teach Mori that it's okay to feel good
With my penis, of course
But after months of build-up starting with light petting

>>101539987
Probably one of those times where she's actually on pause from work, her brain calm and it all hits her. A flash of everything that's happened and where she's ended up.

>>101539686
She wasn't kidding about all those graduations lowering morale

Something prerecorded if she and Biboo are on vacation?

>>101542479
Either that, or just at Biboo’s place.

>>101542339
what morale these woman are making bank, and lead cushy lives

>>101542479
If it was prerecorded, why would it be delayed by them being late?

I haven't worked out what it is. Suddenly needing to announce something in the middle of the night during a break screams corpo, but it's on Mori's channel rather than the HoloEN channel so it rules out a lot of possibilities they'd normally rather run through there.

It could be that they have a duet dropping and it's been confirmed it'll be happening during the break, but I wouldn't have pegged Beebs as her next duet partner, and it could be that Monster Hunter Wilds idea except why Mori when so many of the other girls would jump at that opportunity.

>>101543247
You have to be retarded and not watched a mori stream in months if you don't know what it is.

>>101541757
Im not even trolling here but
>dyrbi?
she a successful woman in her mid? 20's the whole low self-esteem bit falls apart pretty quickly when you have a wide social network of both men and woman.

>>101543289
As an EUbeat this is only the second chance I get to catch Mori live this month.

Soon!

WT song is out BTW
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_k6oE8anRZO1amOPpWm11CX_jMI9D4_n_g

don't fear the meeper

Mori fucks niggers and exclusively niggers, she is literally a wannabe wigger from the South

>>101544070
Chocolate bros?

>>101544220
No retard, niggers. Ghetto niggas with gang tattoos and no jobs

What's Mori's McDoncalds order?

I know there were a few other deadbeats watching Gundam.

I just watched it and god damn, that was a wild ride.

>>101544475
If I remember right she isn't a fan of their normal food, she complained before that she wasted her one burger every few months on a mcdonalds one when her college friends visited her in Japan and they wanted to try McDonalds there. She only gets their breakfast the rare time she orders food from there.

What an incredible boring story from bibo, wtf is this shitty yap?

>>101544836
ugh

>>101544606
to be fair. breakfast is the best thing you can get from there

>>101544475
The bacon egg and cheese bagel. It’s too addictive

Gigi has been the worst addition to Hololive and to the Mori Calliope experience thus far

yay!

>>101545026
Mori is the worst Mori experience thus far

>>101544475
can she not be a fatass for one moment

>>101544475
McNuggies!

What are >we hoping for?

>>101545093
Nice!
Give Mori that lemur! Give ME that pangolin! And get that Geow away from everyone else!

Does she sound sleepy to anyone else or just me?

I will NOT donate if we are forced to have a league stream

>>101545191
"I want to fuck you like an Animal" by Nine Inch Nails

Why would we give money to Australian Zoo? They killed of the Tasmanian Tiger, which animal are they gonna make go extinct with our money?

>>101545191
Animals by Maroon 5

>>101545317
It's super late in JP. Stream started at 2AM JST.

>>101545349
None, but 90% of this is going right into a Corporate leader's pocket.

>>101545395
This is the Steve Irwin animal charity. No chance that is happening.

What’s with all these fake ass posts here? Still seething your racist garbage got deleted?

https://tiltify.com/@moricalliope44/thats-wild-mori-calliope-x-koseki-bijou-24-hour-charity-stream?origin=dashboard
its up

>>101545504
/vt/ is teh designated street shitting site now. We just have a few people too attached to this website who refused to move. Global only gets moderation for stuff outside of racism.

>>101545475
No chance it's not happening. That's every single charity, and Steve aint around to run it.

>>101545686
Nigga you haven't been paying attention to his family then. His kids are basically clones of him when it comes to animal stuff and his son literally seems to be. I saw a picture of him recently and I thought it was a old picture of steve.

>>101545686
>Gigi has seen me cry more than my family
why is she such a emotional mess I though she was pass this phase of her life, are thing not going well for her?

>>101545191
For them to realise that the premise doesn't have two hours of content as soon as possible.

>>101545798
A zatsu + kazoos would be fun. its about halfway through so they would need a bit of a break then

>>101545772
She really loves her friends and was probably at risk of missing out on the trip for some reason.

>>101545772
Sounds like the airport and or hotel was going to fuck her over and because it was going to ruin the plan she set up for her friends she got very upset.

>>101545753
Look it's the racist guy who argues with everyone about everything

>>101545772
>he doesn't know what hyperbole is

>>101545883
Most likely this. Explains >>101539686
We all know Morp loves to be the vacay planner

>>101545915
The fuck you going on about? You have to be mentally retarded to not know how good his family is about animal conservation.

>>101545995
You have to be retarded to not know how corrupt the system is.

>>101545870
>>101545883
ya I figure as much but she always breakdown so easily when things don't go her way. Since she seem in much better place in life I thought she could handle things like this without crying.

>>101546051
Honestly you should kill yourself, It would probably help the world more than a lot of things.

>>101546075
wow friend no need to be mad let then man cook

>>101546058
hint: she's a woman
Nothing is gonna fix menhera and it's not solely unique to her as well. Half if not most of the company is like this.

>>101546097
What is this ESL word salad?

I almost forgot, but it is summer now

>>101546135
summer is eternal newfag

>>101546135
I am sweating my bones off, I certainly can’t forget summer.

>>101546058
Dog she couldnt handle big balloon.

>>101545111
C'mon Mori, it's your vacation, there's no need to be like that.

>>101546229
no shot that wasn't them hamming it up, I refused to believe it was real

>>101546058
Why are you treating her like a man? Not that a man shouldn't cry, either. It's a much healthier reaction to being upset compared to bottling it up or lashing out.

>>101546324
I think Biboo was after she noticed how scared Mori actually was. It’s louder in person.

>>101546352
anon don't fall for the feminist psyop men should be stoic at all times showing any feeling is a weakness

>>101546440
Mori would want you to cry.

>>101546519
>crying in front of a woman
fastest way to get dumped

>>101546440
Fear of seeming weak is a weakness it itself.
That aside, you don't have to do it in public if you don't want to. Doing it while alone still helps.

This is a chud free zone, tyvm

I want to cry in front of Mori and have her look at me with mixed feelings of empathy and disgust.

>>101546676
“Sniff..s-sorry I’m not small and j-japanese”

I want Mori to peg me and make fun of my dick size

>>101546772
Need a mori version of this

>>101546808
Same, but her telling me that something so big is gross and then blowing her back out after

Her opinion on these 2?

>>101547475
Has literally never mentioned them before.

Throwing shit at the wall now?
In other news, https://x.com/habanero117/status/1937578817402601585
Big meepers and big scythe

>>101547475
>Both are known to being used as bait to shit on her friend ironmouse in the /vsj/ threads.
She probably considers them a nuisance, and it might hit her nerves if holo or ex-holos collab with either of them. I know it would be guaranteed that trash taste and vshojo would be foaming at the mouth pissed because they want to farm more of hololive's fanbase.

I have a gut feeling that maybe this year depending on Saba's streaming activity we might get a Saba and Neuro collab because Kiara did one a while back. Saba is after all following Kronii, Mumei and Kiara's PL accounts

>>101547751
reminder we hate shillmouse /here/

>>101547991
>we

>>101547751
Based, Mori panders to flesh fag content creators which is why she was always the opposite of Gura. Saba is a well-known Vinesauce fag but still she did not follow him on Twitter but limealicious instead. I really do hope Saba collabs with Filian or Vedal just to hit Mori and Nerissa's nerves. There is a reason why their PL accounts are not followed by Saba.

>>101548153
yes we, debbie

>>101545191
Baby Shark and Lava Chicken

>>101546229
My dream date of taking Mori to a gun range...

>>101548342
Oh I am sure Mori’s down to squeeze some rounds off, just the anticipation of a giant ass balloon can make white girl legs weak (like me)

>>101548342
Balloons are scary because they're unexpected, you know when gun go bang

>>101548976
>>101548988
Yeah, if I remember right she said it was the unexpectedness of it. If she know it is coming she is fine.

>>101548976
>like me
ayooo wanna hook up white gurl

>>101548988
Loading Mori's gun with hardened primers!
Mori being confused/concerned when the gun does not go bang! Hangfires where Mori forgets to keep the weapon pointed down range! Floor pops and ceiling holes with Mori!
Mori!

https://youtu.be/AzCAwdp1uIQ
this should be the next movie in members watch along

>>101549893
She pretty obviously already watched it based on tweets. I like movies she hasn't watched before.

>>101549933
question is with who did she watch it with

>>101549972
With me

mori should just shoot me in the fucking head

>>101549992
Cat hands typed this post.

GQuuuuuuX is wrapped up! Holy crap that story was all over the place, but I still liked it a lot! The ending flew by but hit some really nice notes. By no means a GOAT kind of series but a very fun watch and a loving homage to all the Gundam, Evangelion, and other series that have inspired others for decades. Time to hit that Kira Kira!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA7Mtlrlv1I

>>101550153
What the fuck kind of title is that anyway?

>>101550196
One that is fun to say. Gee-Kwux.

>>101550312
Sounds like what a Korean KKK branch would be called

>>101550153
Honestly, that was pure FLCL through and through. The director being the same between the two (as well as many of the creative staff) definitely shows.

I would say that for a hardcore Gundam fan (watched all of UC at least) you'd probably love GQuuuuuuX. For everyone else, I guess you could enjoy the ride?
It's hard to say since I'm a huge Gundam mark and I just can't separate my biases.

>>101550196
GQuuuuuuX stands for Gundam Quuuux with quuuux being is a common metasyntactic variable in computer science, often used as a placeholder name for something that doesn't exist yet.

Without going into any meta spoilers for the end of the series, the titular Gundam is a placeholder tool for the grand plan of Zeon at the end of the series.

The number of U's in quuuux is supposed to represent the number of versions this variable has gone through.

>>101550312
It's supposed to be pronounced Kwuuks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe75XFrRh7Q
This is actually really good

>>101551404
It's going to be hype in concert, I really hope they sing it once outside of the tour though

>>101523229 (OP)
calliope and kiwawa

>Mori
>CC
>GiGi
>Biboo
What do we call this group?

>>101552332
The orgy

>>101552332
>CC
>GiGi
??? Where? Those mysterious shadows could be anyone else

>>101552332
Grem Death Metal Rock

>>101551404
My Texan idoru can't be this cute

>>101550400
Naruhodone

>>101552332
>Tombstone + Autofister
Graveyard Smash?

How does this make you feel?

>>101554131
Aroused, in two different ways.

>>101553172
whore's can't be idol

Replace the capcha with a grammar test and watch as shitposting dies over night

>>101554970
>anon realizes why his mom will never join holo

>>101554131
Healthy enough to jerk off for the fifth time today

>>101553631
Monster Mash!
Mori as a reaper, Gigi as a gremlin, Biboo as a golem, and Ceci as a German

I MISS MORI FAT JUICE TITS

>>101557003
She JUST streamed a couple hours ago anon.....

Hi guys! Mane-chan here! Friendlies have opened for the /vt/ league divegrass teams to meet up and have some fun kickarounds. Anyone we'd want to try and match up with while we can?

>>101558184
Uhhh sure I guess, what do we actually have to do?
Ask another if they want to play?

>>101558766
Just let me know what other team you'd be down to have a friendly match with and I'll see what I can make happen with the other managers.

>>101558862
Hmmm, well I don't really know jack about any of the other teams so I'm probably not the guy to help
also, might I suggest ask some of the dudes on the Tower thread since a lot of anons post exclusively there

>>101560317
This is really cute, I really enjoy fan images a lot

do they like each other?

>>101563157
This pic always makes me laugh so fucking hard.

>>101563380
y?

>>101563157
no they clearly had a falling out

>>101563157
yes, now you can leave.

>Ci
Thoughts on this subject?

Mori's tongue in my mouth

My tongue in Mori's anus

MV looks good tbhdesu

>>101568789
This is actually happening RIGHT NOW

>>101568789
Where's CC?

>>101569319
just enjoyers

>>101569319
In the chair

Ci

>>101570896
Imagine sitting next to her and watching TV or something
Would be super comfy imo

>>101572079
My underworld GF when I get back to my dorm.

>>101571376
God beat owes me a lolibaba gf if I can't have a cute reaper

>>101572079
Fucking perfection

>>101572079
need to kiss mori all over

>>101572079
Meepability maximized

Anyone have that vocaroo of Mori Gagging on horsecock?

I hope they do a space sometime before the charity

Sucking Mori's toes one by one and licking in between them

>>101575025
I think they're saving the stories for the charity stream

>Azki moving to the in-house Hololive "label" for total creative control
Maybe it's time mori ditch UMG for something else cause lets be real she ain't moving up in the world like suisei or marina. I wouldn't be surprised if we see Sora do the same thing when her contract comes up.

>>101575210
INNK was completely deprecated, not exactly comparable in terms of resources either

>>101575373
>INNK
I though it was Victor Entertainment?

>>101575210
UMG is what allows things like the One Piece collab of occuring.
The's still more pros and the cons are slowing being eroded

>>101575582
The OP collab was cool and all but it didn't actually help her reach a new audience and aside from that she hasn't gotten anything anywhere as big as that.

>>101575443
I forget if she had one after INNK, I just remember that when INNK dissolved she joined Holo proper

I want to grab Mori's tum and give it the squeezing of a lifetime

>>101575950
There's not gonna be much left to grab...

>>101575968
time and her Italian gene are on our side

>>101545342
That's called "Closer"

>>101575692
>she hasn't gotten anything anywhere as big as that.
Anon It's not UMG's fault that the EN market is declining and everyone’s algorithm reach is dead except for Suisei and Marine.

>>101577204
she mostly advertise her music to JP? so it's not the EN markets fault

>>101577426
It’s not 2021. People in Japan don’t care about EN anymore.

>>101577798
trueeee time to ditch her worthless EN fanbase and go full JP

>>101578155
Will transferring to JP make hit shitty algorithm better, retard?

>>101545191
Vergil's theme!

>>101578226
no? but maybe if she stopped releasing slop it might fix her algo

If I'm being honest Sepia should have been a B side song and I know some you agree with this sentiment.

>>101579581
Nah, too much nihongo

>>101579645
no such thing, she built that side on nihongo rap

>>101579095
Didn't the original get removed from spotify or something?

Mori's finger on my nose

Mori's ass on my face

Mori's dick in my mouth

>>101580909
>>101581029
Both of these are possible at the same time!

Mori is a cow who should be hooked up to a milking machine

>>101582522
Yea, me

>>101582786
Back to bed, Mori

Who will mention Mori's tits first, Gigi or CC?

>>101584804
Gigi of course

>>101586687
>hakka banner and shirt
into the trash it goes, I'll buy mori merch but not from places that support the homo

>>101586687
>time for death
This too is dethclock

>>101586833
I guess you buy 0 merch than since Cover makes homo merch.

>>101586833
No one cares you performative faggot

>>101586687
>favorite stream is the first anatomy review
Alright, I'm sold on buying the shirt (also because it goes hard)

>>101586687
https://x.com/GhostXGhostTW/status/1937951488623706441
Kek. You're alright social media intern.

>>101587934
>Mori Calliope flip flops
Would go hard desu

The dichotomy of Calli having some of the best lewds of all Holos while having a voice that belongs to a dyke is astounding. Through Calli, I now understand why people lose their shit over tomboys and feminine Subaru.

>

Disciplining children (and Gigi) with la chancla forma de Mori

>>101589469
>while having a voice that belongs to a dyke is astounding
she really needs to just come out the closet

>>101590987
She's going to nervously ask GG to experiment and she'll go along with it..

>>101592307
Break out the beakers, Bunson burners, and goggles!

Mori's feet on my feet

>>101592307
I'm sure she experiment plenty in collage

>>101593046
I don't think she's one for scrapbooking

>>101593361
I bet Mori keeps a little scrapbook of memories

The Mori Calliopenis on your face

Ope's opes on my face

you all talk a big game but you wouldn't even last a second in bed with mori

>>101595506
That's half a second more than I need

>>101595506
>His refractory period isn't short enough to get hard again immediately after cumming

>>101597617
what third world shithole are they in?

>>101550153
Worse than IBO

>>101598521
I liked IBO even if I never finished it

>>101597617
I read somewhere that there would be no significant ecological damage if mosquitos were wiped off the face of the Earth.

>>101598637
Specifically the type thst bite humans, yeah. Apparently they are only a small amount of the total amount and animals who use them for food have more than enough other sources. They are one of the few things we have actually considered wiping out on purpose.

>>101598755
Male mosquitos do a good amount of pollinating.

>>101599722
I thought the Bees had that industry on lock

>>101598521
If you didn't like IBO that's fine; but from a technical standpoint there is nothing wrong with it's ending.

>>101601527
many insects and a few birds all help

>>101597768
America