A thread for the Villainess Vixen on Vacation, Calliope Mori
Remember to love your Mori
>>101523283When was the last time you meeped?
Rat anon your cat eating a rat isn’t weird but why the FUCK would you record it and show it to a vegetarian?
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>>101523555I fucking didn’t dude, I sent it to my Pops because he’s been feeding his turtle lizards that his cat eats, so I wanted footage of my own killer and my gf likes to look through my phone constantly.
>>101523652Is it a big turtle?
>>101523652Why do you have vegetarian gf anyway?
What if you woke up one day, and you were one of Mori's cats?
>>101524207>50/50 chance of being stinky or autistic
>>101524349Better than the 100% chance that you are both right now!
>>101524520I am only one of those things!
>>101524349>hates stinky smell>has a stinky catwdsmbt
>>101525133She didn't know about Tutu's weird butt pheromones....
What if you woke up one day as John Cat ?
>>101525572I'd be terrified considering Biboo can barely take care of herself let alone a cat
>>101525572I prefer waking up as Leo so I can lick fubukis toes
>>101524349They're dummies and they're fuzzy
Spooky and ghostly
The other smells like dookie
They're Mori's kitties
>>101523555>HEY FAUNA, CHECK THIS OUT!
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So what's everyone's plan these next few Morpless evenings? I'm watching her ghost pirate sister from Idol/Chromashift
>>101526990Probably going to paint some space marines while watching IRyS.
>>101526990Put on who ever happens to be streaming or random youtube videos otherwise. I'm at work during streams usually so no games.
>>101526990Catch whatever streams are on and try to get back into guitar in the detached garage when everyone is asleep
>>101526990Getting caught up on various Expedition 33 playthroughs. Still haven't gotten enough of that game. Otherwise, watching prehistoric life type stuff about dinosaurs and other extinct things.
Then the new Gundam ends tomorrow. Otherwise it's back to my shitty job the day after that.
Was Mori in the first releases of the TCG?
I don't remember and I need to figure out how hard I want to go on cardboard crack
>>101528127I think she was in the second set.
>>101528127just buy singles somewhere? booster packs are lootcrate/gacha hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8cPx8EK3OE
>>101526990Probably play Nightreign and SF6, maybe watch a couple movies
Ci has cute accent when she speaks imo
>>101529369>Ci [...] cuteSo true
Ci should sing Future Island
>>101523229 (OP)Beach date! (But irl with rock and no chicken)
>>101523652>likes to look through my phone constantly.>gets upset at you for natural things you had nothing to do withIs this what people have to put up with to not be virgins?
>>101531104Ehhhhh, nah
I think anon's GF might just be a bit menhera
>Cinglish
Oh yeah, that's the stuff
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>>101531357>June BrideWait, that's not just a holo thing?
Oh Ci has a cover coming out soon
>>101531778I've never heard of it till, is it like popular or something?
Sir, another extended universe member has just hit the Tower.....
Woah, Calliope-chan mention!
>>101531995Some pleasant company on a Moriless night.
Hardworking Deadbeats who also miss their Mori, but will NOT squeeb
>Ride on Time into Stay With Me
Nice.
Important Riri announcement!
>>101532491Absolutely vicious
Mori Calliope
calliope CALLIOPE
Calliope
>>101523229 (OP)Why does everyone want to have sex with Mori Calliope?
>>101532573Never heard of 'em.
>>101532491Riri is so adorable
>>101534908I want the sheriff to abuse me (sexually) with her authority
>>101535903>I want the sheriff to abuse me (sexually)I'm they just only do weird butt stuff, sure you want that?
>>101531104Just don't have all that loli porn on there and your golden
CiCi is part of the trip too
https://x.com/ceciliaimgreen/status/1937455019890233760
>>101537458Biboo and Gigi are in danger...
>>101537458Neat, I hope they have fun
https://x.com/moricalliope/status/1937461414375096702
how come shes never done any KLK covers
you know u want to
>>101538716Blumekranz cover when
>>101539176oh I've heard enough cringe anime german
that song already has a canon cover
Mori's hands around my neck
>>101537875That is f-wording adorable
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She really needed this huh?
>>101539686ojisan ellipsis...
>>101536655A proper menhera would get jealous of regular porn/hentai too, no?
>>101539686>there were many tearsLike, today, or on her journey overall?
>>101539987Gigi and CiCi are unlocking new feelings that Mori hasn’t physically felt yet
>>101539686>yearly mori crash outclassic morp
>>101539686This is why I say she needs to take a few days with them more often
>>101540751no, what she needs to do is stop being a lazy whore and work harder to get a hit song. I pay for membership and buy merch for her to be some c tier artist.
no, what she needs to do is stop being a lazy whore and work harder to get a hit song. I don't pay for membership and buy merch just for her to be some c tier artist. Bitch needs to succeed
Any last-minute guesses for the announcement?
>>101541505EN5!
In reality, probably some collaboration stuffs
https://www.health.harvard.edu/diet-and-weight-loss/calories-burned-in-30-minutes-for-people-of-three-different-weights
Fun fact! Dancing burns between 250-500 calories an hour.
>>101541276The woman who still to this day feels she is “unfuckable” is a whore. Yeah that makes sense.
>>101541757woman don't make sense
>>101541505>WILDI just can't shake the feeling it's Monster Hunter-related.
>>101541757I need to teach Mori that it's okay to feel good
With my penis, of course
But after months of build-up starting with light petting
>>101539987Probably one of those times where she's actually on pause from work, her brain calm and it all hits her. A flash of everything that's happened and where she's ended up.
>>101539686She wasn't kidding about all those graduations lowering morale
Something prerecorded if she and Biboo are on vacation?
>>101542479Either that, or just at Biboo’s place.
>>101542339what morale these woman are making bank, and lead cushy lives
>>101542479If it was prerecorded, why would it be delayed by them being late?
I haven't worked out what it is. Suddenly needing to announce something in the middle of the night during a break screams corpo, but it's on Mori's channel rather than the HoloEN channel so it rules out a lot of possibilities they'd normally rather run through there.
It could be that they have a duet dropping and it's been confirmed it'll be happening during the break, but I wouldn't have pegged Beebs as her next duet partner, and it could be that Monster Hunter Wilds idea except why Mori when so many of the other girls would jump at that opportunity.
>>101543247You have to be retarded and not watched a mori stream in months if you don't know what it is.
>>101541757Im not even trolling here but
>dyrbi?she a successful woman in her mid? 20's the whole low self-esteem bit falls apart pretty quickly when you have a wide social network of both men and woman.
>>101543289As an EUbeat this is only the second chance I get to catch Mori live this month.
WT song is out BTW
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_k6oE8anRZO1amOPpWm11CX_jMI9D4_n_g
Mori fucks niggers and exclusively niggers, she is literally a wannabe wigger from the South
>>101544070Chocolate bros?
>>101544220No retard, niggers. Ghetto niggas with gang tattoos and no jobs
What's Mori's McDoncalds order?
I know there were a few other deadbeats watching Gundam.
I just watched it and god damn, that was a wild ride.
>>101544475If I remember right she isn't a fan of their normal food, she complained before that she wasted her one burger every few months on a mcdonalds one when her college friends visited her in Japan and they wanted to try McDonalds there. She only gets their breakfast the rare time she orders food from there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls7a5W3OUlM
What an incredible boring story from bibo, wtf is this shitty yap?
>>101544606to be fair. breakfast is the best thing you can get from there
>>101544475The bacon egg and cheese bagel. It’s too addictive
Gigi has been the worst addition to Hololive and to the Mori Calliope experience thus far
>>101545026Mori is the worst Mori experience thus far
>>101544475can she not be a fatass for one moment
>>101545093Nice!
Give Mori that lemur! Give ME that pangolin! And get that Geow away from everyone else!
Does she sound sleepy to anyone else or just me?
I will NOT donate if we are forced to have a league stream
>>101545191"I want to fuck you like an Animal" by Nine Inch Nails
Why would we give money to Australian Zoo? They killed of the Tasmanian Tiger, which animal are they gonna make go extinct with our money?
>>101545191Animals by Maroon 5
>>101545317It's super late in JP. Stream started at 2AM JST.
>>101545349None, but 90% of this is going right into a Corporate leader's pocket.
>>101545395This is the Steve Irwin animal charity. No chance that is happening.
What’s with all these fake ass posts here? Still seething your racist garbage got deleted?
https://tiltify.com/@moricalliope44/thats-wild-mori-calliope-x-koseki-bijou-24-hour-charity-stream?origin=dashboard
its up
>>101545504/vt/ is teh designated street shitting site now. We just have a few people too attached to this website who refused to move. Global only gets moderation for stuff outside of racism.
>>101545475No chance it's not happening. That's every single charity, and Steve aint around to run it.
>>101545686Nigga you haven't been paying attention to his family then. His kids are basically clones of him when it comes to animal stuff and his son literally seems to be. I saw a picture of him recently and I thought it was a old picture of steve.
>>101545686>Gigi has seen me cry more than my familywhy is she such a emotional mess I though she was pass this phase of her life, are thing not going well for her?
>>101545191For them to realise that the premise doesn't have two hours of content as soon as possible.
>>101545798A zatsu + kazoos would be fun. its about halfway through so they would need a bit of a break then
>>101545772She really loves her friends and was probably at risk of missing out on the trip for some reason.
>>101545772Sounds like the airport and or hotel was going to fuck her over and because it was going to ruin the plan she set up for her friends she got very upset.
>>101545753Look it's the racist guy who argues with everyone about everything
>>101545772>he doesn't know what hyperbole is
>>101545883Most likely this. Explains
>>101539686We all know Morp loves to be the vacay planner
>>101545915The fuck you going on about? You have to be mentally retarded to not know how good his family is about animal conservation.
>>101545995You have to be retarded to not know how corrupt the system is.
>>101545870>>101545883ya I figure as much but she always breakdown so easily when things don't go her way. Since she seem in much better place in life I thought she could handle things like this without crying.
>>101546051Honestly you should kill yourself, It would probably help the world more than a lot of things.
>>101546075wow friend no need to be mad let then man cook
>>101546058hint: she's a woman
Nothing is gonna fix menhera and it's not solely unique to her as well. Half if not most of the company is like this.
>>101546097What is this ESL word salad?
I almost forgot, but it is summer now
>>101546135summer is eternal newfag
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>>101546135I am sweating my bones off, I certainly can’t forget summer.
>>101546058Dog she couldnt handle big balloon.
>>101545111C'mon Mori, it's your vacation, there's no need to be like that.
>>101546229no shot that wasn't them hamming it up, I refused to believe it was real
>>101546058Why are you treating her like a man? Not that a man shouldn't cry, either. It's a much healthier reaction to being upset compared to bottling it up or lashing out.
>>101546324I think Biboo was after she noticed how scared Mori actually was. It’s louder in person.
>>101546352anon don't fall for the feminist psyop men should be stoic at all times showing any feeling is a weakness
>>101546440Mori would want you to cry.
>>101546519>crying in front of a womanfastest way to get dumped
>>101546440Fear of seeming weak is a weakness it itself.
That aside, you don't have to do it in public if you don't want to. Doing it while alone still helps.
This is a chud free zone, tyvm
I want to cry in front of Mori and have her look at me with mixed feelings of empathy and disgust.
>>101546676“Sniff..s-sorry I’m not small and j-japanese”
I want Mori to peg me and make fun of my dick size
>>101546772Need a mori version of this
>>101546808Same, but her telling me that something so big is gross and then blowing her back out after
>>101547475Has literally never mentioned them before.
Throwing shit at the wall now?
In other news, https://x.com/habanero117/status/1937578817402601585
Big meepers and big scythe
>>101547475>Both are known to being used as bait to shit on her friend ironmouse in the /vsj/ threads.She probably considers them a nuisance, and it might hit her nerves if holo or ex-holos collab with either of them. I know it would be guaranteed that trash taste and vshojo would be foaming at the mouth pissed because they want to farm more of hololive's fanbase.
I have a gut feeling that maybe this year depending on Saba's streaming activity we might get a Saba and Neuro collab because Kiara did one a while back. Saba is after all following Kronii, Mumei and Kiara's PL accounts
>>101547751reminder we hate shillmouse /here/
>>101547751Based, Mori panders to flesh fag content creators which is why she was always the opposite of Gura. Saba is a well-known Vinesauce fag but still she did not follow him on Twitter but limealicious instead. I really do hope Saba collabs with Filian or Vedal just to hit Mori and Nerissa's nerves. There is a reason why their PL accounts are not followed by Saba.
>>101548153yes we, debbie
>>101545191Baby Shark and Lava Chicken
>>101546229My dream date of taking Mori to a gun range...
>>101548342Oh I am sure Mori’s down to squeeze some rounds off, just the anticipation of a giant ass balloon can make white girl legs weak (like me)
>>101548342Balloons are scary because they're unexpected, you know when gun go bang
>>101548976>>101548988Yeah, if I remember right she said it was the unexpectedness of it. If she know it is coming she is fine.
>>101548976>like meayooo wanna hook up white gurl
>>101548988Loading Mori's gun with hardened primers!
Mori being confused/concerned when the gun does not go bang! Hangfires where Mori forgets to keep the weapon pointed down range! Floor pops and ceiling holes with Mori!
Mori!
https://youtu.be/AzCAwdp1uIQ
this should be the next movie in members watch along
>>101549893She pretty obviously already watched it based on tweets. I like movies she hasn't watched before.
>>101549933question is with who did she watch it with
mori should just shoot me in the fucking head
>>101549992Cat hands typed this post.
GQuuuuuuX is wrapped up! Holy crap that story was all over the place, but I still liked it a lot! The ending flew by but hit some really nice notes. By no means a GOAT kind of series but a very fun watch and a loving homage to all the Gundam, Evangelion, and other series that have inspired others for decades. Time to hit that Kira Kira!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA7Mtlrlv1I
>>101550153What the fuck kind of title is that anyway?
>>101550196One that is fun to say. Gee-Kwux.
>>101550312Sounds like what a Korean KKK branch would be called
>>101550153Honestly, that was pure FLCL through and through. The director being the same between the two (as well as many of the creative staff) definitely shows.
I would say that for a hardcore Gundam fan (watched all of UC at least) you'd probably love GQuuuuuuX. For everyone else, I guess you could enjoy the ride?
It's hard to say since I'm a huge Gundam mark and I just can't separate my biases.
>>101550196GQuuuuuuX stands for Gundam Quuuux with quuuux being is a common metasyntactic variable in computer science, often used as a placeholder name for something that doesn't exist yet.
Without going into any meta spoilers for the end of the series, the titular Gundam is a placeholder tool for the grand plan of Zeon at the end of the series.
The number of U's in quuuux is supposed to represent the number of versions this variable has gone through.
>>101550312It's supposed to be pronounced Kwuuks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe75XFrRh7Q
This is actually really good
>>101551404It's going to be hype in concert, I really hope they sing it once outside of the tour though
>>101523229 (OP)calliope and kiwawa
>Mori
>CC
>GiGi
>Biboo
What do we call this group?
>>101552332>CC>GiGi??? Where? Those mysterious shadows could be anyone else
>>101552332Grem Death Metal Rock
>>101551404My Texan idoru can't be this cute
>>101552332>Tombstone + AutofisterGraveyard Smash?
How does this make you feel?
>>101554131Aroused, in two different ways.
>>101553172whore's can't be idol
Replace the capcha with a grammar test and watch as shitposting dies over night
>>101554970>anon realizes why his mom will never join holo
>>101554131Healthy enough to jerk off for the fifth time today
>>101553631Monster Mash!
Mori as a reaper, Gigi as a gremlin, Biboo as a golem, and Ceci as a German
I MISS MORI FAT JUICE TITS
>>101557003She JUST streamed a couple hours ago anon.....
Hi guys! Mane-chan here! Friendlies have opened for the /vt/ league divegrass teams to meet up and have some fun kickarounds. Anyone we'd want to try and match up with while we can?
>>101558184Uhhh sure I guess, what do we actually have to do?
Ask another if they want to play?
>>101558766Just let me know what other team you'd be down to have a friendly match with and I'll see what I can make happen with the other managers.
>>101558862Hmmm, well I don't really know jack about any of the other teams so I'm probably not the guy to help
also, might I suggest ask some of the dudes on the Tower thread since a lot of anons post exclusively there
>>101560317This is really cute, I really enjoy fan images a lot
>>101563157This pic always makes me laugh so fucking hard.
>>101563157no they clearly had a falling out
>>101563157yes, now you can leave.
https://x.com/moricalliope/status/1937712018213285923
>Ci
Thoughts on this subject?
Mori's tongue in my mouth
https://files.catbox.moe/nrnx0o.jpg
>>101568789This is actually happening RIGHT NOW
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>>101570896Imagine sitting next to her and watching TV or something
Would be super comfy imo
>>101572079My underworld GF when I get back to my dorm.
>>101571376God beat owes me a lolibaba gf if I can't have a cute reaper
>>101572079Fucking perfection
>>101572079need to kiss mori all over
>>101572079Meepability maximized
Anyone have that vocaroo of Mori Gagging on horsecock?
I hope they do a space sometime before the charity
Sucking Mori's toes one by one and licking in between them
>>101575025I think they're saving the stories for the charity stream
>Azki moving to the in-house Hololive "label" for total creative control
Maybe it's time mori ditch UMG for something else cause lets be real she ain't moving up in the world like suisei or marina. I wouldn't be surprised if we see Sora do the same thing when her contract comes up.
>>101575210INNK was completely deprecated, not exactly comparable in terms of resources either
>>101575373>INNKI though it was Victor Entertainment?
>>101575210UMG is what allows things like the One Piece collab of occuring.
The's still more pros and the cons are slowing being eroded
>>101575582The OP collab was cool and all but it didn't actually help her reach a new audience and aside from that she hasn't gotten anything anywhere as big as that.
>>101575443I forget if she had one after INNK, I just remember that when INNK dissolved she joined Holo proper
I want to grab Mori's tum and give it the squeezing of a lifetime
>>101575950There's not gonna be much left to grab...
>>101575968time and her Italian gene are on our side
>>101545342That's called "Closer"
>>101575692>she hasn't gotten anything anywhere as big as that.Anon It's not UMG's fault that the EN market is declining and everyone’s algorithm reach is dead except for Suisei and Marine.
>>101577204she mostly advertise her music to JP? so it's not the EN markets fault
>>101577426It’s not 2021. People in Japan don’t care about EN anymore.
>>101577798trueeee time to ditch her worthless EN fanbase and go full JP
>>101578155Will transferring to JP make hit shitty algorithm better, retard?
>>101545191Vergil's theme!
>>101578226no? but maybe if she stopped releasing slop it might fix her algo
If I'm being honest Sepia should have been a B side song and I know some you agree with this sentiment.
>>101579581Nah, too much nihongo
>>101579645no such thing, she built that side on nihongo rap
>>101579095Didn't the original get removed from spotify or something?
>>101580909>>101581029Both of these are possible at the same time!
Mori is a cow who should be hooked up to a milking machine
>>101582786Back to bed, Mori
Who will mention Mori's tits first, Gigi or CC?
>>101584804Gigi of course
https://x.com/ghostxghosttw/status/1937949389949210672
>>101586687>hakka banner and shirtinto the trash it goes, I'll buy mori merch but not from places that support the homo
>>101586687>time for deathThis too is dethclock
>>101586833I guess you buy 0 merch than since Cover makes homo merch.
>>101586833No one cares you performative faggot
>>101586687>favorite stream is the first anatomy reviewAlright, I'm sold on buying the shirt (also because it goes hard)
>>101586687https://x.com/GhostXGhostTW/status/1937951488623706441
Kek. You're alright social media intern.
>>101587934>Mori Calliope flip flopsWould go hard desu
The dichotomy of Calli having some of the best lewds of all Holos while having a voice that belongs to a dyke is astounding. Through Calli, I now understand why people lose their shit over tomboys and feminine Subaru.
Disciplining children (and Gigi) with la chancla forma de Mori
>>101589469>while having a voice that belongs to a dyke is astoundingshe really needs to just come out the closet
>>101590987She's going to nervously ask GG to experiment and she'll go along with it..
>>101592307Break out the beakers, Bunson burners, and goggles!
>>101592307I'm sure she experiment plenty in collage
>>101593046I don't think she's one for scrapbooking
>>101593361I bet Mori keeps a little scrapbook of memories
The Mori Calliopenis on your face
you all talk a big game but you wouldn't even last a second in bed with mori
>>101595506That's half a second more than I need
>>101595506>His refractory period isn't short enough to get hard again immediately after cumming
https://x.com/moricalliope/status/1938045064741351711
>>101597617what third world shithole are they in?
>>101550153Worse than IBO
>>101598521I liked IBO even if I never finished it
>>101597617I read somewhere that there would be no significant ecological damage if mosquitos were wiped off the face of the Earth.
>>101598637Specifically the type thst bite humans, yeah. Apparently they are only a small amount of the total amount and animals who use them for food have more than enough other sources. They are one of the few things we have actually considered wiping out on purpose.
>>101598755Male mosquitos do a good amount of pollinating.
>>101599722I thought the Bees had that industry on lock
>>101598521If you didn't like IBO that's fine; but from a technical standpoint there is nothing wrong with it's ending.
>>101601527many insects and a few birds all help