This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1937099061112496190/photo/1
Lumi had a fun time in Offkai! Now she wants to have a quiet, normal, calm, week with her gumis

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

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Previous Thread:>>101452306

Lumi likes antis more than her fans

Is she queefing underwater? Or sucking it in?

lumi is okay, but she needs daily nakadashi from me

those red life rings are hard and not comfy at all. I want to push her down so she can't get out and starts crying

>>101530878
nah. she likes people who make her laugh.

Paizuri from Lumi

>>101528660
oh good! anon got great advice. even people like you can have a purpose. of sorts.

>>101531911
I dont know what those weeb words mean, but hot damn I'd slap those titties around and ride her like an animal in heat

>>101530574 (OP)
her bare butthole is in the pool..

>>101530574 (OP)
Stop lending Lumi. She hates that.

is lumi actually going to try hard the phil thing? I got firsts snd 2.1s on all of my papers, so I could throw together high quality presentations and anon submit them for her to use.
I know she wants to learn, and I love helping people learn how to refine their thinking processes. but I had to work hard to earn those and if she doesnt have a plan to prevent it from devolving into reddit tier pseud takes for attention, I should make popcorn for everyone instead.

>>101530574 (OP)
Is she farting?

>>101530574 (OP)
based on my knowledge of the female anatomy (from books and porn, I have never seen a pussy in real life), the mucus from her vaginal folds would be mixing with the pool water. erotic.

>>101530956
Don't fuck around with people's mobility in water. People are way too casual about that shit.

>>101534049
Its Pupi and hes a gooner freak so it wouldn't surprise me

>>101535202
Pupi isn't a gooner, if he was, Lumi would have cut off contact with him

>>101530878
phase fans social IQ is -100
just look at that one starknight

Lumi is reading this thread/general.

Say something nice about her.

>>101536378
I want to shake her hand

>>101536378
Cuck us harder Lumi, bring your boyfriend on stream and have him finger you but insist it's your brother and the reason you're moaning is because you dropped something, im a cuckumi so I love NTR.

>>101535231
Pupi has to insert his foot fetish into everything he draws

>>101536378
I used to like you a lot and i'm glad you're successful with Phase.

>>101536687
Is she actually ntr vtuber? They are rare

>>101536781
She's playing the long con, she's did years of GFE adjacent streaming and recently has slowly being "slipping up" like how she loaded her boyfriends save for oblivion, it's still in the "keep the secret" phase, but soon she will progress to the "you can never satisfy me the way he does" phase and at that point she will be the true NTR queen.

>>101536781
No. She hates NTR, and said as much multiple times now. Unless you think Lumi having a good relationship with her brother is “cucking”, then she is, but most people aren’t degenerates.

>>101536866
>how she loaded her boyfriends save for oblivion
She already said that save file was from her brother

>>101534682
do you.. did something happen that you want to talk about or do you just mean in general?

>>101536960
Yeah and that's a classic NTR trope "no I'm with my brother right now that's why you can hear a man's voice, why am I moaning? oh I'm exercising with him" while on the phone with her husband.

>>101537020
You're sick if you think Lumi would ever use her innocent brother as a cover

>>101537073
not as sick as the cuckumis who let it happen and then convince each other its okay.

>>101536378
she is smarter than she lets on. primarily because she cant articulate or even really act on it. but it is there and has been noticed.
she is also good at understsnding and acting on well thought out advice. she just has to be told indirectly, or have it presented as teaching her about something else.
she knows.

>>101537073
you're talking to someone who is literally typing with one hand and beating off with the other. he may even genuinely believe it. but like all the other ntr fags, he both too socially tone deaf to directly observe he is wrong and too emotionallh retarded to just trust someone who can.
let the cuck spin his wheels and he will go away. it is a filthy creature but not a theat

>>101537260
>just trust
The age old refrain of the coping gumi

>>101537294
no. the age old refrain of the well intentioned autist who knows his life will be happier when he trust the takes of the well intentioned non-autist. you have lived your whole life without a single success. but this time your half-wit takrs are worth preaching? no.

>>101534030
Lumi wants to do it but its not going to end well, the warhammer thing pretty quickly devolved into braindead reddit takes and also Lumi losing interest and forcing herself to finish it, the philosophy thing will likely end the same way
some chatters keep trying to get her to do other things instead even though she very clearly wants to do it, she should just do what she wants to more

>>101537402
I genuinely wish I could shut my brain off like you're able to.

>>101536378
Lumi makes life worth living

>>101537736
This is just sad.

>>101537402
...

>>101537633
she really should. there are people who watch her for her and there are people who watch her because they are entrenched in "the community". the ones who are no longer focused on what she is good at and will never leave anyways, but are also the most organized and obnoxious.
The absolute worst remains their deliberate attempts to quash anything that involves thinking. zatsu goes to something that requires thought? game time! talk about history? oh its politics. talk about science? oh it is autists. Self-improvement/emotional processing? Armchair psych. As if they cant just choose not to read and a streamer cant simply choose not to engage with autistic chatters abusing content.
Lumi has recently gotten so much braver about handling this and I am really proud of her. but just a few months ago you would think it wasnt her stream. I hope she doubles down

>>101537645
you are a mid-wit anon. not dumb enough to ignore a problem but too stupid to solve anything fast enough to benefit from noticing. we dont know how to make people smarter and I have no advice for turning off your brain. but I hear it is easier to make yourself dumber. maybe that will wori for you?

>>101538058
She's always been into NTR only newfags think she doesn't like it.

>>101538058
wow a fake screengrab that doesnt exist on discord. cool

>>101538169
>fake. cope as much as you need. You have a chair reservation for today.

>>101538192
anon. it is timestamped. verifiable. have a good night mid-wit

>>101538076
I hope she doubles down on it too, it's nice to see. The pushback for it is pretty bad though so she has to be prepared for that

>>101538058
>>101538119
>>101538169
It exists but it refers to NTR Thursday when Yuri was her "wife"

>>101538239
now she has someone who really likes oblivion. history repeats itself

>>101538239
yeah as I said she's always liked NTR.

>>101538277
She has you who seem to really like the idea of an oblivionchad stealing your gf, maybe you'll find someone like that in your own life some day.
>>101538387
She likes kidnapping and corruption, at most she's a cuckquean, as long as her future man's mistresses don't interact with her in real life

>>101538117
I suspect you think I am someone else.

>>101538432
newfag, she likes cucking not being cucked.

>>101538729
I'm not gonna feed your delusions newfag

>>101538957
cuck

>>101530574 (OP)

Chaaaaat I'm pregnant, my boyfri-rother accidentally came inside me, will you guys rub my tummy chaaat

>>101530574 (OP)
Did she brap?

>>101539899
queef brap

>>101538001
not as sad as it would be without her

>>101539919
anon, just go outside and kidnap a random blond 18-23 year old and you will have a better Lumi than this one guaranteed.

Lumi is a cuckquean

>>101540001
there is only one Lumi

>>101540129
>most generic normal white girl with blonde hair
anon- I don't know how to tell you this but she's a dime a dozen, the only difference is this one is pregroomed to like nerdy stuff by her boyfriend.

>>101540178
Lumi is unique and special

>>101540178
why are you here?

>>101540627
To remind you that hugboxes worsen your mental illness.

>>101540684
>it's a hugbox when I can't anti and project my cuck fantasies

>>101536378
You're not interesting

>>101536378
Tschizo Tuesday is my favourite time of the week, thanks Looms

>>101540178
She's not a dime a dozen and that's why you're here

>>101540726

>>101534049
>>101539899

>>101543363
she's so clumsy and silly hehe

Live playing cards:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yc_zrGbXI

>>101542562
maybe at one point I thought she was interesting but I'm not stupid enough to try and convince myself she doesn't have a boyfriend and isn't everything she pretends not to be.

I love her

>>101543908
She doesn't love you

>>101543995
Envy isnt a good look anon

>>101544021
Neither is gluttony, stop lusting after another man's woman.

Dead thread
Cuck thread

>>101544321
just like every lumi thread

>>101543254
boyfriend who uses reddit

>>101544552
>be a 4chanfag
>girl I love fall's for a redditchad
I'm a cuck

>>101536378
I can't coom to you, you're a like my little sister that's actually funny, put together, and doesn't ask for money then never pay it back several times until I eventually cut off all contact with family since they're all the same parasite. And for fuck sakes but some handguns for your place if you're scared of home intruders.

>>101544552
I don't use reddit though

>>101539863
If they time the cycle right the chance of fertilization is pretty low. Had a gf that didn't like condoms and wanted it inside.

That was one of the most fun streams in a while. It was nice to see lucy on a non-holiday and even better to see lumi coming out of her shell

>>101545049
I don't play cards so the jokes went over my head but her usual sense of humor did not

>>101544995
yeah but lumi is retarded

>>101545193
Lumi is retarded about a lot of things but how she takes care of herself is not one of them, she would take every precaution to not get pregnant unless she wanted to

>>101545110
yeah neither do I. chat got REALLY into it. it was fun to see. Its funny when different tts people identify fraud each other, even if it is more fun when the narratives are kept seperate. these recent fuzzier schizo streams have been really nice

>>101545450
yeah lumi might live in squalor on her crack head mattress, but she is a HUGE germaphobe and cares about her body if not her immediate environment. there's no way she is letting someone pump their spunk into her unless she wants to get a baby

>>101545450
>>101545563
Holy fucking Cope. She will take her boyfriends cum into her womb multiple times a day regardless of safety

>>101546105
whatever gets your dick hard I guess

>>101546105
if it was mine, sure. the bitch would too desperate for my dna to go for more than a couple hours without a top off. that doesnt mean she would let some filthy mongoloid like you knock her up

not an anti but do you think Lumi really isn't an icy enough bitch to put out the bare minimum if the goal isn't to have kids?

excuse me but I have an important announcement to make

Kaneko Lumi underboob

>>101546434
Running up and pulling out her breasts

>>101546342
she would be the type to ignore and any all advances but on the rare occasions when she's in the mood there's no stopping her

>>101546342
you've never dated a girl that reads romance novels all day have you anon? she wont initiate. that is your job. she will want you to be tender and loving.
she acts bitchy because once her guard is down and she lets you in, that's that. she has no other defenses left and is so hopelessly in love you could do horrible things to her.
I get why she is always bitching about being misunderstood.

>>101546434
I think I finally get it.

>>101546736
Anon gets it

>>101546736
yeah that's a walk out the door and never come back kind of situation, unless she's a sex god I'm not rping her novels
>captcha: yap8kv

>>101546875
I do my best. hsndholders are always the sweetest

>>101546736
>I get why she is always bitching about being misunderstood.
yeah it doesn't help that she herself says that she's not dtf unless it's for procreation

>>101530574 (OP)
>mods deleted the Loomi queef pic
Boooo

lumi and her mom owe me daily morning and evening collaborative blowjobs

>>101547063
Don't rub it in, "Starbro."

>>101546313
why would I think it was me she has a boyfriend, you guys are the cuckumis

>>101543564
She cute as hell.

>>101547538
made for headpats and handholding. that was a good stream

for newfags: Lucy is the gfe content, at least as close to gfe she can get before she feels the ick

>>101549776
Lucy tries too hard, makes for bad GFE.

>>101547051
yeah pupi if you are out there, you are lumi's strongest soldier. she is right after that, you make so much for her. but you may want to offset with a few wholesome ones

>>101549802
Pupi has been empowered by too many girls, I await his inevitable demise and exile

>>101549795
It's the GFE paradox, once you consciously do GFE, it becomes bad GFE.

>>101549795
no she is doing it perfectly. she isnt doing gfe. she is doing the adorkable crush stage, right before that. when she is desperate for you to ask her out. which I now realize is funny for a variety of reasons

lumi should be brave. I am sure she has a few old discord accounts. she should hop on one so she can blend in and talk to us without the baggage. we would even promise not to do our "schizo" identity checks and play along.

>>101550302
She probably thinks dropping her streamer voice is too risky for her in case someone figured out she was covert Lumi, I suspected for a long time that it was 90% manufactured and I caught an odd inflection the other day which was enough to confirm it. It's very hard to skinwalk in public spaces, especially around hyperattuned schizos like myself.

>>101551211
Oh I just meant text only. you are right, too many things could go wrong, couldnt be herself cause brainworms, etc. there are still thinks she could do

>>101551211
oh that and all the greasy bastards who would dog pile her for being a woman.

>>101551536
It wouldn't be visible, you have certain vocal members who would make sure everyone behaved. But that same trust will eventually be used to groom, if it happens my primary suspects would be Xal and ocbm

>>101551633
I hadn't even gotten that far, I was thinking more of a golden retriever response. I don’t know enough about xal to comment, but I have seen others do it. if they could spit game she might enjoy herself. this pathetic king of the male pickme’s thing? she would hate.
I was thinking movie night style. She can’t say anything there without a react dogpile. She cant have a back and forth without jealousy. she can actually be funny, so she would get some authentic interactions out of it. an old discord to blend in as a new gumi or a new one for a quick wipe could be fun for everyone.

>>101552571
I remember a time when that was possible even as her streamersona, but the same discord clique that helped her break 3view is also the one holding her back the most. Simply put she's too nice. This should have been nipped in the bud when the anniversary planning started going beyond kudos and cameos, the snide comments when she doesn't show up to movie nights, the nonstop crash outs over the cancellation of workout wednesdays because XCOM got boring for her. Everything she touches and expresses the slightest amounts of joy over they latch onto and create these weird expectations and starts to coerce her into joining fan projects and theme days because it looks bad if she doesn't. I bet she misses being low 3view a lot when chatters behaved like people but regrets that it isn't sustainable as a career.

>>101549821
Pupi will try to ask one of the girls out and will probably be denied/friend zoned with his crashout right after

>>101536378
You’re the love of my life.

>>101553701
Don't think that's his style, he'd rather be publically humiliated and shamed so I think he'll push and push until one girls posts a twitlonger or he loses the ability to switch out of degen mode. I've watched his transformation closely and it's like he's suffering from foot-fiend lycanthropy. For example; notice how he had one or two interactions in total with Clio on twitter? And he started off with foot burger, the book trend and then foot-tea. Now Clio is too much of a pushover to say anything but imagine that happens to some Niji or VShojo? It's only a matter of time his notoriety grows big enough to branch out of smaller corpa and indies.

the apology is so ass
>bro i dont fear death bro im just worried about being a bad guy
just read Gorgias and exploit as much as physically possible down to the last molecule

>>101552936
what happened during the anniversary planning? generally though, you are preaching to the choir. Things she likes but they don’t understand? Shut down. Humors them on something? coerced into project. Like the 40k thing. Part of me wishes I never started reading what anyone else typed in chat because you cant stop noticing once you do.
for me the big one was the post-incident behavior. people I once gave the benefit of the doubt started putting in massive effort to be seen as pillars of the community. whenever they stumbled upon one of the silent games played to [redacted] (if you know you know) they undermined the effort. that was the final straw for me. to them it wasn’t a game, and they did it anyways. the one thing I cant stand is seeing crabs in a bucket taking advantage of the charity of their betters.

My cute dork wife

>>101554754
My guess is it isn't entirely malicious, certain people latch onto their first experience of a thing and turn it into their identity. The enthusiasm can be intoxicating to those who've lived a sheltered or repressed youth, it gives a promise of a zest for life that is unbeknownst to them a manufactured facade. It isn't entirely obvious what someone's passion is vs someone who is desperately trying to hold pieces of a memory together in the hopes that it will spring to life again, especially if the latter presents itself louder and more radiant. My hope is she has someone in her life that has the resolve to do what needs to be done and that she can follow through without remorse or pity.

>>101546478
imagine just slipping your hand in there

>>101552936
>the same discord clique that helped her break 3view is also the one holding her back the most
You give those faggots too much credit.
They didn't help her break shit - and i'd bet my left nut the ones who are still lurking around are the worst of the bunch.

It was nice to shoot the shit with her in Discord and joke around in voice on movie nights, but that's ancient history now.

>>101557473
Movie Night was the reason for me continuing my sub after being gifted several months in a row and the potential for game night in some really niche games, but that was early in her phase-in. It all got hijacked pretty quickly by the usual suspects, and when no other community wanted to collab with them for being insufferable faggots they turned it into more projects. There are like 5 containment channels that doesn't allow discussion just to keep the autism localized.

>>101558156
>early in her phase-in
Yeah. Sure seemed like Fishman restricted "access to the talents" to staff only as quick as he could.

You can only pick one, who do you pick?

>>101555270
yeah that is fair. our default response to others always ought to be informed by charity or at least reflexive kindness. that is the mission of charity, to remember everything you have is the product of your hard work and the fact that you get to be alive. that is the purpose of kindness, assuming whomever you meet is having a bad day and acting accordingly. It’s the golden rule. you can call it deontology or rule utilitarianism or whatever else if you want to hit it from a non-theist perspective. the mission is to do what you need to do to help other people attain or utilize their understanding of morality (or God’s grace if you prefer) to become part of the feedback loop of goodness that is life.
Issues arise when those who have been provided with said tools either refuse to utilize them or cannot utilize them. for instance, there IS a meaningful distinction to be made between one who operates out of a knowing rejection of morality and one whose comprehension prevents sufficient moral reasoning. that distinction is highly salient when the time comes to determine the fate of those who work against the good.
however, we do not, or at least ought not, live in a culture where the perpetrator of a crime receives so much mercy as to ensure the victim of a crime becomes the aggressor. if someone breaks into your house and scares your wife and kids, you shoot them. you don’t check to see if they were stealing bread to feed their starving kid. that burden is not on you. this applies to all situations where something acts to reduce the ethics and aesthetics (or as I prefer, the amount of music and color) in existence. be it a serial killer or a feral retard, you tell it to stop.
obviously, it is retarded to act with this level of morally informed reasoning on the internet. we are all here to have fun. one ought to blame themselves for even allowing the possibility of engaging with this sort of actionable moral reasoning on the internet. yet when one is stupid enough to pay attention to the utterances of the autists and schizos in the same space. when one sees that to them it is as real as real life. when one finally notices that they are engaging in the types of degenerate behavior that the rule of law itself was created to prevent. when one possesses the capacity to change the outcome. well now you are the trolley conductor and the question is no longer hypothetical.

>>101553880
Didn't he drawn someone from Niji before Lumi all the time? I know lumi is nice and will always thank the artist, but that man is obsessed with her. There's going to be a breaking point with that man when she tells him no eventually. It's going to be Ricardo López type shit if he's that obsessed with drawing her.

>>101559827
that's not even a question, Lumi, easy
however Uruka would be easier to handle

>>101559841
too many words not enough money sunbro

>>101561043
I'll help you out: It's not our moral burden to remove hostile elements from a given space even if we suppose that they are ignorant of being a bad actor. And that allowing them to take over that space is when you have the power to stop it is being complicit in the act.

>>101561010
But Uruka is a thieving cat

>>101559827
Watched lumi mostly for years. I'd pick uruka, since she'd do whatever I'd say as she's clearly inexperienced, the teethy bjs will be a pain but with some pointers she'd be good.

>>101559841
>thanks for the tts sunbroocean!
>anyway chyat

Dizzy is doing a very strange doll show involving Lumi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TSTs1cHrVo

I’ve never been in this thread before, you make great points with the projects being actual shit. I have to say the guys telling her to do that shit are 1000% redditors

>Lumi’s parents watch her streams
>Starbro watches her streams
I wonder how she feels knowing that whenever she crashes out on stream, her family is watching her.

>>101563453
>Hello I am a new poster and certainly not a samefag
>You know this because I said I have never been here before, therefore I am new and definitely not a samefag
>That other guy who is absolutely not me is right about everything 1000% ha ha

Lumi is the Emiru of vtubing. Been watching the two of them recently, and they’re so alike.

>>101563969
do.. do you know where you are? you are either replying to yourself or to an actual newfag. do you have any fucking clue? there is a reason pride is the greatest of all sins. God damn it tho

>>101563042
At first Dizzy makes Lumi out to be a whore because she held hands with 3 different women and even fathered a child, but at the end it's revealed she just wanted to make everyone happy
Is this accurate?

>>101564944
Dizzy is mad that Lumi has a Digimon autistic younger brother who loves her for who she is.

>>101564944
lumi is nice. she tries the best she can playing the hand that has been dealt to her. she never folded or gave up. she is still just doing her best and has been since she was a kid. what more can one ask for

whichever of you niggers said something about cringe fan projects. they did it again

>>101561353
go back to googling things and spamming donations nobody gives a fuck about

Why do I keep thinking that Lumi is low-key a psycho woman. Is that Normal

>>101566952
That's all women. Lumi would just be a bitch about winning every argument.

>>101561353
I.. yes. thank you anon. yes. well summarized

>>101566995
Yeah, but I keep imagining Lumi as someone who would stab someone for slighting her.

>>101566952
That's what makes her appealing. We all want to fix her (or make her worse)

>>101566952
The big gritted smile and wide eyes scare me. There's an irl woman doing that, terrifying

>>101566952

Is the discord cabal different people than the chat? Because chat just has the same autism like lumi

>>101569352
I'm convince Lumi is a black widow.

Does Someone have a timeline of Lumi's abuse

>>101571446
All we know is that starbro used to beat Lumi until she had bruises. Which is why Lumi has a low-opinion of herself.

>>101561353
thanks anon. well summarized. I appreciate it

>>101571828
fag
>>101571446
how would we?
>>101569518
points for funny

>>101572831
Are you denying the allegations that Lumi herself, said?

>>101572855
the toy sword story? about how her 5 year old brother was twacking 15 year old lumi with a toy sword until her parents took it away? nigger you are retarded

>>101569518
it is a subset of old chatters. some of which have gotten weird. you will notice them easily if a new person comes around because they will try to get lumi to kick them out

>>101572892
nta, but what stopped Lumi from, idk, taking the sword away from him?

>>101572984
her parents eventually did. she is just a lumi. so she didnt say anything.

>>101571446
Without reviewing every single vod ever made
>age 6-11
Forced extracurricular activities
Denied sleep, forced to stay up and study causing her to fall asleep in class
Squeeze her arm leaving bruises when she cried (caused fractured sense of unconditional love and trust issues later in life)
Slapped/Beat her if she told anyone or got caught doing something bad
Hit her when she didn't practice the piano
Consistent calorie deficit likely stunting her growth
Began associating physical pain with progress
>age 12-16
Less physical abuse than before
They realized after having multiple miscarriages before Starbro not to take them for granted
Starbro didn't receive any of the beatings she did, which caused her to resent him
Emotional manipulation/Gaslighting, implied denial that abuse took place in her earlier years
Typical emotional retreat through online gaming
Mentioned joining communities and playing games in secret at around 13/14 (Jeans story etc)
>Age 17
Could be wrong but I vaguely remember she became an undergrad at 17 and moved out at 18

>>101573050
There was also that time(s) they laughed at her for having a panic attack after beating the shit out of her. the idea of having such a sweet kid, who needs you to hold their hand so they can get through the dark scary hallway to the bathroom, and doing that is mind boggling.

>>101573197
keep this in mind whenever she goes
>young people are so spoiled and grow up soft, like it's not even that bad

>>101573835
hurr durr because lots of kids these days are retarded, there is no such thing as an edge case to the contrary. find the nearest cliff and tell God I say hi. He'll know what it means

>>101574218
You know she literally cites this as the reason Starbro felt depressed and directionless? That they just didn't beat shit out of him like they did to her?

>>101574257
did you know that women are retarded and lumi has been so stuck in limbo she almost allowed herself to get eaten alive by discord ants but for a huge kick in the nuts recently that woke her up?

>>101574361
that has been the topic of conversation and that she needs to do something about it yes

>>101574455
the real question is whether or not she will be able to break free from them or not, she has an avoidant personality and it's hard for her to fight back

>>101574660
she has brought a lot of joy to a lot of people. some of whom arent degenerates but are in need of good deeds. there are costs to be born when thinking of another individual's happiness, but it is a light cross to besr in the scheme of things. many coincidences helped her last time. they will again this time

Good morning cuckumis, how's life treating you all? Have any of you realised how badly in denial you've been yet?

>>101577104
morning cuckposter, trust levels have never been higher

>>101577148
I'll be here longer than you will, one day she will prove everything I've tried to tell you all correct and I'll be here to laugh in your face because you refused to listen, keep trusting your lying whore, and I'll keep calling you cucks.

>>101577321
seems like a long time to goon to a particular ntr-scenario you made up in your head but you do you

>>101577359
Yeah sure I'm the mentally ill one, not the one who let's themselves be used just because facing the truth would mean they have no one again

Long lumi stream today!

>>101578337
Long Lumi fuck session with her boyfriend today

>>101578435
how many times do I need to say this? we are taking it slow. she's afraid of intimicy and needs time. dont worry if you are still here when the time comes, you can be my little rimming boy.

>>101578435
>>101577825
>Yeah sure I'm the mentally ill one
it is unfortunate

>>101578536
the first one wasn't me btw but I know you will think it's all 1 guy.

>>101578554
no there's 2 of you, I just flipped a coin, one of you unironically fantasizes about Lumi cucking him and the other one is a shitstirrer

>>101578715
there are cuck gumis. more than one. they have been found knowing things that require them to watch streams. theyre probably active at least partially on discord. blazing saddles for example is a cuck fantasy movie that keeps getting mentioned. things are worse than they may appear

>>101578946
he was right though I am the "shitstirrer" though I actually do want you guys to open your eyes and realise Lumi is making you guys into cucks.

anyone find it weird that pupi is drawing his oc with Lumi now and people tag him on literally every single Lumi post?

>>101579769
no. not at all actually. you might be gay tho

>>101579769
he will get what's coming to him soon enough

>>101573197
>>101573050
I was thinking of making a shitpost for a split second, but i was abused similar to lumi. Well until I got stronger at least, but I still collected old VHSs and retreated in solo games when I had enough money from odd jobs.

>>101580241
I have suspicions this is what draws people to Lumi in the first place, chat reflects streamer

I miss patrick star and 7 dollar anon

>>101580543
they're still around

>>101580129
And what's that anon?

>>101583760
TwitLonger, ostracized, cancelled

>>101582395
>>101582395
7 dollar anon hasn't been around since march
patrick star hasn't been around since oblivion crisis

>>101586224
weren't both of them around last week?

>>101584010
When will he go to far? I give it 6 months

>>101586224
>>101586445
I have definitely seen them on streams, recently wouldn't be able to tell you which ones though

>>101586600
It seems preordained that he could be part of the pre PhaseCon drama, likely part of a larger defamation campaign against Phase itself

>>101586445
anybody can mantle 7 dollar anon since he was anon but not many are willing to drop the thousands he would without so much as a comment any time she mentioned buying a cpu or whatever

>>101586747
my rrat is that he was the ferrari kid

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Lumi killed the only good volus

>>101580412
my parents never beat me, but I could see that. I just like how she still has a kid's ability to appreciate life (when she isnt too sad) and how she thinks in such an obvious and easy to organize way

>>101586804
7 dollar? or you want something then shut up and buy it anon?

>>101586445
the V autist is here constantly. he is one of little faith because he was gone for a while. I dont really get the whole V thing and he wasnt anon so there was little reason to cover for his ass

>>101589495
$7

>>101589588
that is a rrat I could believe. similar dollar amount but he is in youtube chat

Lumi is suffering

so the schizo lumi thread was right about everything?

>>101586746
Pre PhaseCon drama? Explain in detail.
I doubt he's trying to drag phase through the mud.

>>101572892
How could starbro be so abusive? If I was him, I would be a good younger brother.

>>101593679
he probably didn't consider such things at 5 years old, either way she got back at him later in life

>>101593754
What did Lumi do to get her revenge

>>101593783
reverse mating press

>>101593530
>Pre PhaseCon drama? Explain in detail.
Phase Connect has been seen as a pariah in the vtuber space for not restraining their talents enough and it's problematic relationship with this board and kiwifarms. But they have maintained their position and grown by essentially buying their way into cons and merch stalls. Pupi is seen as a Phase artist, even worked on Clio's debut, at the very least they associate him with Phase. Now if you had dirt on someone that you could use to boost visibility with you would sit on this information and let it brew, maybe you don't even feel that strongly about it at first. But then PhaseCon approaches, a lot of people will try to stop it out of spite and a sense of righteousness. If I wanted to fuck someone over, and cause as much damage as possible to those they associated with I would wait for opportune moment, and by the looks of it PhaseCon is both a gamble and will cost a lot of money. Even a small hit to their reputation would show on a balance sheet, now you may think that nobody cares about a few randoms on twitter but as long as the controversy goes viral enough it will sway public opinion. And if the basedcrowd, the Kirsche fans and so on feel empowered from this it will further strengthen this perception that Phase is the 4chan company and inevitably ruin opportunities in the future. Now if Sakana was a nice person he would realize Pupi isn't to blame entirely but realistically he would tell all talents to excommunicate him from all future projects and permaban him from all company discords.

>>101593783
she humiliated him at any opportunity

she went from lumi the person to lumi the fake persona. I hate how autistic her chat is. maybe she really should just jump ship

>>101593986
Sounds like she’s the abusive older sister.

>>101594088
youre talking to a faggot who is literally masturbating. stop stroking him off

>>101594055
it's her chat's fault for enforcing it, she wants to change as people do over time but they do everything in their power to keep her how they want her even if it's fake

>>101594155
it is disgusting. I dont understand why she is bending over and taking it. you could literally see it happen in real time. some creep is keeping spreadsheets on all the other chatters. then all of a sudden boom. she's gone

please stop doomposting about Lumi I need to believe that she can survive until Phasecon

>>101594473
She probably will, question is what comes after? She's already done everything except become high 4view and it doesn't seem likely because of aforementioned reasons, but mainly her comparatively short streaming hours that are further exacerbated by wanna be groomers

>>101594619
>comparatively short streaming hours
two streams per day most days and all day each weekend day

>>101594757
6 hours per day is lowballing it for a growing streamer, ideally you'd be like Clio but she's a rare specimen

>>101594619
she could have been the first vtuber to get an audience of non mongoloid retards. she is genuinely smart and intetesting enough to hold the attention of the type of people you would want your daughters to marry. Ive never used this term unironically but I finally understand it. she is folding to the unironic incels in her chat and letting them control content for the other 970 people watching.

this is actually a reversal of previous trends. you dont think there is a chance she is up to something do you?

>>101593679
Lumi would hate starbro more if he was the “nice guy” baby brother. Lumi prefers Starbro to be the aloof, if caring brother than the simp you guys try to make him.

>>101594876
I felt the same way, if she's up to something I think it began when she started making the bucket lists with chat. By folding to the self righteous weirdos in chat she definitely lost a quality she had earlier in her career, there's no comparison between current playthroughs and when she played Hotline Miami or TWW2.

>>101595126
the bucket lists? do you mean the game lists?
I was thinking more along the lines of literally now. when she fell into that super depressed fugue after the incident, she didnt have the energy to fight them off and let them walk all over her. the longer that went on, the sadder and more distant she got.
everything shifted after her parents visited. she had that one stream without the discord clique where she went from sad to happy. the next day the discord clique came back and made her play their fetish games. she even said it was making her fugue and she hated it. they kept pushing. the next day something changed and she started pushing back. doubly so after hanging out with sleepy. she was explicitly telling them to fuck off. we got intetesting human being lumi again.
I hate vtubing generally so maybe I am extra sensitive to this, but dime a dozen basic bitch vtuber lumi was actively repressed. she swapped back into generic vtuber mode for the wanna be groomers in one discrete explicit moment. anyone who isnt autistic (so almost no one and possibly not even her) would have to notice such a sudden shift.
I really dont think she cant tell specifically who keeps causing this. she knows anons did all the clean up work during the bad times and the groomers werent even helpful during bad times. the cuckposters are obviously gumis. she knows that the wanna be groomers would rather she was as broken and pathetic as they are than finally escape. so why is she doing this again?

>>101595690
Yes by bucket list I mean the games lists, maybe I'm reading too much into it but the way it was presented carried an undercurrent of fatalism with it. As to why she keeps doing it, it's convenient, she has friends here and Sakana makes sure she can exit whenever she wants and come out on top. I wish she went back to her old self and straight up banned people on sight for trying to pull that groomer shit and jumbled her schedule around whenever she wanted, flushed games on a whim. I have to wonder what her thought process is behind going through the motions puppeteered by retards.

>>101595126
>>101595690
she definitely is considering the end, whether it will be soon or not it's harder to tell but it's on her mind
between the bucket list, the talks about how proud she is of phase connect, and her general attitude towards just getting through streams
she has always done these things to some extent but it has had a shift in tone and feels more real the way she talks about it. If anything the groomers are just speeding up the process, or maybe it's possible that she just doesn't try and stop them anymore because she's already thinking about it

>>101596306
>or maybe it's possible that she just doesn't try and stop them anymore because she's already thinking about it
My guess is that this is it unless most of her coworkers become way more successful than her, especially ones she look down on. If you reach your peak, or what could potentially be your peak through sheer will and perseverance it can be demoralizing as hell not seeing those around you rise to the occasion. Finding intrinsic motivation when you've met your goals and defeated your rivals is key to becoming world class anything.

>>101596069
It really does feel like that with the bucket list. I was outright proud of her for doing shit like the boyfriend requirements crap that filtered all of them, and all the other shit that showed she was finally getting her life under control instead of treading water. that much closer to the day she figured out how to live in the real world and then overnight cut contact with absolutely everyone to keep this shit from infecting her new start.
I guess it doesnt matter that much, it was just cool to see how quietly doing nice things here and there would have an impact in the real world. hell, she made zero rts progress from debut, bur only took one month of strategy sunday as undercover philosphy sundays to get her to work through the underlying thought process issues that kept her shit. figuring out how to econ build nearly overnight was just was more crosa applicable than anything else vtubers do.
>letting retards run the show
she could ban them all without a metrics hit, but we are lying to ourselves about the scope of the issue. one would suffice

>>101596590
fixing herself so she can fuck off, escape from this hell, and start a family ought to be enough

>>101596932
>one would suffice
true enough.

>>101588187
I like the minecraft streams

>>101597247
Lumi is so tired, she wants to be set free from Minecraft

>>101593986
I know this is bullshit, but I believe it if only because Lumi desperately needs a W

Let my Lemon Wife go

>>101597434
>>101598785
poor girl

can someone explain the minecraft collab to me? I feel like I walked in right at the punchline of a joke without hearing the setup

>>101600230
it's a roleplay thing, they're all playing a character and building a coffee factory, eventually quest will be on it too

>>101600384
so is it their attempt at making something more formal or artistic? I feel like it more memorable but not exactly rivoting or preferable to normal

>>101600490
something like that yeah, they were planning it out for a little whle, I'm having fun with it but any time they collab is always fun

bad thread. make a new one

>>101600759
?

>>101600591
I see. fair enough. this must be what lumi said about how people dont actually want to see them interacting normally or it would get boring. I guess I am one of those retards who thought it wouldnt apply to me

>>101593884
So it's drama that really hasn't taken form yet? I can see where your coming from, but we don't know the scale of the con only that it's happening.
With Pupi in all of this I think he's harmless to the con. I think he's more of a problem for Lumi. He's a time bomb waiting to happen. Lumi has gotten uncomfortable with some of his art, but it seems she puts it better now probably just for the free constant art. He's probably going to ask for something more soon with lumi probably denying him with crashout right after

>>101596975
She said a few days ago that she's going to be streaming for a few more years yet

>>101603436
So she gave up on having children?

can someone rebake this thread? the op pic got deleted, OP probably caught a ban, and I keep seeing normal posts get deleted. I've never been banned before and I dont seem to be banned now, but I think a mod got confused and thinks some of these posts are OP trying to ban evade

>>101603606
anon, just post Lumi

I miss Lumi

>>101603436
she says that when she is happy. if you took each chatter and kept a live ticker of how long simce the last tuned in/have been tuned in, it would not take long for you to be able to predict her mood.

Think. Lumi has three options being this old. One, she continues being a chubba for the rest of her days. Two, she switches to managing in phase or pulling old contacts and working as a coordinator or manager. Three, she neetmaxxes with her parents while she hates herself. Secret option is marrying a husband who makes buckets, but look at the geopolitical landscape these days, it's either tension or conflict. Anyway I just want to giggle at her streams while I work on my interests.

>>101603483
No, she's just focusing on streaming for the time being. When she feels like she peaked with Lumi she will graduate like she said before. I give it 2-3 years before that happens unless something bad happens to phase which I doubt.
>>101605287
Its kinda like women gets moody at the same time every month. I wonder why that is?

>>101605822
>I wonder why that is?
Because they're bitches anon keep up

>>101605822
>period
lumi pmsing is still clearly lumi. lumi devolving into fakemi could be swapped out with another vtuber for the same experience. I dont know how you could overlook that

>>101605385
1. is retarded both for metrics and suicide prevention unless she night of long knives a signficant number of people. even then dicey for family..
2. that could work and could be a good move after getting married. If she does it before she will still be attached to the mentally ill shit scape that is vtubing, without even the possibility of a helpful chat to fix her crazy until she finds a man to do it long term.
3. better than 2 unmarried or 1 without a purge because she might sort out her mental health
4. Not as tough as you might think. the 28-35 year age range is common in chat and recently got whatever degree they need to make money. that raises its own issues
Objectively, chat interaction is already a red line. even if she is willing to cross it (idk how common or stupid that is) she would need to solve a catch 22. How do you get to know someone well enough to prove they are not schizo without exposing yourself enough for a schizo to take advantage.

In all cases, mental health needs to be priority 1. she is smart and beautiful - she is going to get a great husband and have a good life as soon as her mind allows it.

Cucks

>>101607020
when is the last time you got laid cuck anon? you realize that this is lumi right? before she let the incel cabal run rampant, she was pulling in people with their shit together. the thing is, people with active sex lives really just dont associate anything about a vtuber and cucking.
cucking is something that happens when a whore takes her ring off for a night and the next morning you find a picture of her husband and call his ass to apologize and warn him. this? I dont know what this is. but you havent gotten laid in so long you have become a bigger pervert than a reasonably high quality hooker. only they get paid and laid.
maybe change your priorities?

>>101607020
I hope you get past your ntr fetish anon.

>>101605385
Lumi will be fine. She's shy so it's going to be harder but will find someone someday

>>101608533
Lumi will find a man younger than her who is more submissive than her

>>101606353
Fakemi is genuine.

Lumi is reading this thread and is disgusted by all of you.

Lumi if you're reading this I think you're pretty great but I also fucking hate you

I'm sorry Lumi don't be mad at me, I can make it up to you with a tummy massage

>>101610767
She hates Tummy massages

>>101610825
what kind of massages does she like?

>>101610856
Foot massages

>>101610871
that works too, I'm not afraid of her feet

>>101610577
Sorry that the incestfag made 2 fics about you raping starbro.

>>101610577
Imagine you are Lumi
You try to cultivate an audience of smart, well put together fans
Then you filter anyone with a brain with a year long Genshin arc

What is her endgame?

>>101611903
She probably enjoy those stories since she’s dominant in them and a man is point in his place.

>>101612118
world domination

>>101612118
I think her Genshin arc was probably the most fun and genuine zatsu content because her goal was $ and future opportunities and not becoming a redditor

>>101612310
>she was most genuine when her only goal was money
Interesting

>>101612365
When you do something for yourself it's being genuine, and that's a separate point from the zatsu being great. You could argue that the current zatsu is for $ or as it's been stated over and over, to appease a select few

>>101612411
just for the sake of autistic clarity, she is good when she zatsus because you can straight up say youre a retarded liar who has never worked any of those jobs and here is why etc. it is when she is playing games that she doesnt like that she is most vulnerable. I love ME but fuck it if we get another yesterday evening of bizzaroworld shit

>>101612262
this was one of, if not her best, schizo stream. it was amazing. I wont essay but damn

>>101613638
I can't even watch her gameplay streams half the time anymore because of this

>>101613638
It's really telling when certain individuals start freaking out if something is turned into a youtube stream because of first time chatters flooding in

>>101613749
what exactly is a "youtube stream" under their logic?
First time chatters are fine. you ignore them. lumi chooses what to read. it is the most pathetic attempt at flexing of all time. without going into the serial killer shit tier weirdness of keeping track of what other chatters are saying. or auditing a chatter, finding nothing weird, then chasing that chatter off for no reason.
the weirdest part was when she looked at the camera and you could see the moment where she decided she gave up. Im not going to guess the feeling that came up because that risks projecting. but in that moment she devolved. literally. she shaved off 20 iq points. tried appeasing people by repeating what they recentlt said. she had some word salad moments. she went from noticing things about the game to asking the stupidest fucking questions. it literally wasnt lumi. she was a composite of a few other vtubers. it was disgusting.
I really think she did it on purpose. she cant be stupid enough to think the idiots clapping are doing that for any other reason than "oh lumi pays attention so we should agree so lumi likes us". she is either consciously or subconsciously trying to hate her chat.

>>101613735
chat participation crashes during gameplay. no wonder they keep pushing for games.

our wife is live on twitch
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>101614295
schizo shit get help

>>101621375
go practice your retinol beauty routine or whatever it is you say you do every morning before you go to church and then read up on luxury fashion brands

>>101610856
Breast massages

>>101621600
doubling down on the schizo

>>101610856
Womb massages

dwarf fortress is always cozy

>>101624065
Cute

>>101617126
Lumi runs a clean ship

what is this open plan office layout

>>101627989
she likes to keep it organized

I'm not sure if Dwarf Fortress Steam is easier to understand than regular DF with a tileset and a wiki

she's such a good narrator
>>101628854
what's different about it?

>>101612262
I'll help her

>>101628894
Steam edition incorporate some elements of DFHack, most ppl swear by it because it can prevent fps death and stuff but also cheat (Steam version doesn't do this)
In short there's more info displayed at all times and menus upon menus, in regular DF you have a "viewport" of the world and to the right are your menus with hotkeys displayed. By consulting the wiki you kind of get a hang of which keypresses in succession takes you through different menus and it quickly becomes second nature. It also doesn't allow you to navigate with a mouse, it's all keyboard.

Would you protect her smile?

>>101608618
She's to much of a tard bottom to date someone more submissive than her. She needs a tard wranger bf

Lumi just purge an entire race

Would you help Lumi exterminate the survivors of a purge?

>>101543363
perfect ass

>>101629224
yes, and it's not even a question

the way she gets startled by the sound alerts is very moe

>>101630037
Lumi never plays horror games but when she does it's insanely moe

>>101630037
>>101630098
people rarely seem to use that word "moe" when describing vtubers, I wonder why that is
are we diverging from the anime crowd?

>>101630192
I think moe is used derogatory as in moe blob, the only acceptable kind being gap moe.
I'm not gonna disagree I think Lumi being a tryhard and a scaredycat is gap moe.

it's over...

new lemon thread
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>>101631227
>>101631227