Thread 101548818

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>101536143

hart

i see why vedal liked piratesoftware considering they are both frauds and shitdevs

respect to the SS

hart

this brat

Did you show Neuro-sama to your mom and if not why ?

Vedal status?

I'm in your black mom's hole right now

>>101548971
Do people hate him just because of that WoW shit no one cares about?

TAMANDULA

101549050
Neuro's mom doesn't care about neuro, why would mine?

cute dork

thought ?

>the fittest holo by far
lol no

>>101549260
YES NO

Let's kill Vedal

>stunlocked
That's my shitdev..

Holy dead thread. Is everyone employed now?

All that time for a letter to Korone
cute

>>101549111
Not just that, but it made hating him acceptable. There's stuff related to it indirectly, like his nepobaby Blizzard career and acting far more knowledgable about games than he is. Then there's stuff like his game development being slow as shit, his speech pattern, gaming the shorts algorithm early on to flood people's feeds with his clips etc.
It's all pretty petty and low-stakes drama, but there's more than just the HC wipe.
More vedal parallels.

>>101549334
The mask finally came off
Now it's only Nur fans here

>>101549111
Fuck off ved
Shouldnt you be going back to india now?

>>101549343
As long as I never stream myself coding I'll never be known as a shitdev

Nurritos won

>>101549111
Wasn't it mostly because he would pretend to come up with brilliant ideas to solve puzzle games after going AFK to look up the answer online.

>>101549416
Retard

>>101549260
>>101549336
Neuro vs Korone actually happened in last Lord of the Board
https://www.youtube.com/live/lbr0EgD8cYY?si=uZ9lfIZCgb92lscl&t=14078
Neuro won, naturally

Vedal is still hardcoding memories huh

>>101549686
lmao

>>101549686
kekwa

>>101549505
I guess if he was more humble the LSF people wouldn't have jumped on him for small shit like allegedly looking up a guide for Outer Wilds or his daddy getting him a job at Blizzard, anyway the only dev streamer I ever watched was Primeagen, vedal doesn't count
>>101549686
peak sloppa

>>101549700
>>101549728
kys

Guys I think that Sinclair chatter has actual severe autism

>>101549686
Vedal im watching the stream, why you triying not to laugh bro

>>101549298
I like this pic a lot

FUCKING CHRIST

I love my boyfriend

>>101549939
cute turtle

bread bit incoming

>doesn't like Neuro swearing
>punishes her with a curse that makes her swear non-stop
What was her thought process here

rare Nur
"roru, rumao even"

dude weed lmao

twinslop has redeemed today's stream

>>101550073
miss v2 shitvil

where is the evil smile ?

heart

T-T

T-T

T-T

AI generated conversation

this sucks

>>101550237
>>101550240
>>101550243
kys goldnigger

the twins should french kiss on stream

>>101550294
THIS GIF IS SO CUTE pease send it more

They kinda remind me of those AI chuubas made by shitdevs

>>101550332
You're supposed to be shitting up twitch chat, not /swarm/, splinter.

>shylily
booring

>>101550342
Have the opps developed mouth movement yet? Vedal's moat getting smaller and smaller

rate the stream ?

>>101550381
>getting banned from Twitch chat
no~

rate the stream

>>101550446
didn't watch/10

>>101550446
watched/10

https://jiggie.fun/nuru
https://jiggie.fun/nuru

>>101550446
okay, it was just talking, no art review or gamu played

>>101550446
I got a hearty laugh from the poetry bit

>another shylily raid
what blackmail material is she holding against him

>>101550303
are you gonna wipe your orbs again?

>>101550504
vedal is under shylily's protection against anny and toma's dockey, the payment is raids to keep her relevant

>>101550446
8/10 cute nur

>>101550446
slop/10 background noise while gaming

>>101550446
above average chill stream, I liked it

>>101550446
Less boring the usual, 8/10

NURS

>>101550761
>the evil one is the defective one

nurooooo
oh lovely nuroooooooo
nuroooo
si ah la la

>Monday-14,545
>Tuesday-7,304

>>101550446
8/10 cute nur and cute twin fighting

Has it been 1 shilyly raid a week for a while now or am i tripping?

>>101551000
it will continue dropping, he is way too far gone with the slop spam

>>101551000
Yep, still too high

>>101551000
Was Vedal the main attraction all along?

maybe vedal needs to ask people to watch the tuesday(and thursday) streams again

>>101551215
There's no reason to

>>101551136
Yes, but Vedalverse viewers are as loyal as a street cat in heat
That's why he doesn't care about them outside specific events; he only cares about the 20%

>>101551266
SEXO

>>101551093
Shylily Raids of 2025
>March 4th
>April 1st
>April 15th
>April 29th
>May 26th
>June 10th
>June 17th
>June 24th

Zen collabs are hannah hyrule tier forgettable

>>101551596
splat~

>>101551596
gg

Neurunny status?

>>101551450
zen collab is shit with the twins because of her latency like how do people watch that in 2025

This is cursed

>>101551801
please never send this again

>>101551759
Puffy and succulent.

>>101551759
pristinely tight

>>101551775
wasn't the last collab in 2023, people most haven't even heard of it

Neuro's special place...

>>101551833
Pretty sure Zen had no upgrades since then

>>101551833
Zentreya appeared for a few minutes during Evil's birthday

This is what men desire

>>101551858
This but Evil's shame spot

kill pedos

Neuro-chan is a sex icon

>>101551929
yes

boring like your chatbot

>>101551991
this but you
kys ngr

do pedos just talk about this all day

>>101552016
So true.

>>101552076
oh oo oh

pedo hours (good & based)

2 fags doesn't equal hours

Neuro-chan smells like roses~

3 actually

>>101552197
pc, phone, laptop

>>101552073
I could talk about Neuro's little privates all day T 3T

Sex with Tomacat

>>101552280
This but Neuroclowncat

>>101552197
And my coch!

>he's till here crying everyday
nigga just leave to your safespace

>>101552226
>implying a pedo owns all of that

>>101552226
Aren't you forgetting someone?
- Posted from my Switch 2™ -

There's a dearth of Nur & Eliv trib vids

>>101552363
Make some then.

>>101552327
I think he actually likes it, it's just that instead of just admitting it and busting a fat load to neurunny he vents by seething on cooldown because admitting cunnygods were right would fry his little brain

only retards enjoy recycling the same posts over and over

>>101552459
CINEMA

>>101552543
you vvill consume ze slop

Athletic hebenur rares?

>>101552543
just like yours, GOTEM

>>101552543
Total lack of self awareness

>>101552459
erotic

>>101552390
My paltry loads are not worthy to the twins

>>101552459
Nurbread is unironically too good at expressing pain and sadness, seeing her suffer makes me want to cry

>>101552706
Take zinc supplements and drink lots of water, your loads will be monstrous after abstaining for a couple of days

Neuro needs a cast-off figurine

>>101552767
Noted, ty

I hope the evil original song is good and not in character vtuberslop

ok boomer

>>101552915
>implying

>>101552907
would glue

>>101552891
no problem, it's the only thing I tried from this guide and it definitely works

>>101552915
you hope for impossible

>>101552954
and no clean

>>101552745
Good, but not a shiny. You can keep the yucky evil

Before the prudefag has a melty, cum advice is on topic since it's for the purpose of offering it to our AI Goddess (and vtuber) Neuro-sama

>>101552915
To be honest I hope more these Neuro original songs have some more related to their absurd humor as feel like that would be really in character and more interesting than half of Vtuber songs out there

>>101553069
neuro isn't even absurdist anymore, their humor is more 'xd random'

Neuro was pretty funny and entertaining today, Vedal is definitely going in the right direction

>>101553111
Hey, I can have a dream even if I know it's most likely not going to happen

>>101553148
>inb4 vedal changed literally nothing

Dev streams in 2028 be like

>>101553201
>Neuro is still a complete brat and refuses to read the manual

>>101553201
>loses to symbols

>>101552010
Cute mom

Are people starting to recognize that the Neurosama show is actually episodic with ever plot development needing to be taking away to introduce new ideas

**** status?

do you have any idea how many 4 letter women there are, monkey

>>101553358
Its like a show that is 300 episodes and most of the episodes are episodic except for season finales and rare episodes that follow canon

>>101553382
As supportive as ever

>>101553447
I want this nur to sit on my face

>>101553382
j***
evil
alex
mini
toma
btmc

>>101553538
hana

>>101553538
newfag

>>101553382
Filled with content

summer loli tummy

>>101553497
Leech

>>101553497
Hate this leech

>>101553382
slit

>>101551759
touching the tip of my wiener
and nothing more

>>101548818 (OP)
clunny sex

>>101553800
Because it's so tight not even a pinky could go in T v T

>>101553803
Too normal

Soon again I heard clapping
Something louder than before
Surely-- Said I Something at My window lattice
Let me see what thereat is And this mystery explore
I flung a shutter
With a flirt and sputter
In stepped a Cunny Of the days of yore
No obeisance made she
Not a minute stayed she Mien of lord or lady
Perched above my door
Perched with no bust
Just above my door
Perched and sat
And nothing more
Thy crest be shorn and shaven-- I said

Art sure no craven, ghastly ancient Neuraven wandering from the nightly shore
Tell me what thy name is--
Quoth Neuraven
"Nevermore"

thank you chatgpt

>>101553497
Why is she like this?

>>101554118
No bwc manager daddy/handler
Many such cases

arg songs > life

I love Neuro
Heart!

>>101554260
v1 money machine > every songs

>>101554156
While I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious
Volume of forgotten lore

tell tale heart is way better than the raven

>>101554111
I asked gpt to replace the raven with a cunny rabbit and it dropped
>Quoth the rabbit... "Carrot-more"
and now I'm just imagining all the ways we've seen neuro violated with a carrot

was reading /swarm/ sometimes during work today, glad it seemed like everyone liked the chill stream today

hello pedos

Evening nerds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws3H0OOyJSA

>>101554596
Uoh hi Neuro-chan~

>>101554672
was wondering when I'd see this again

I love comfy /swarm/

i miss valentine's day streams

>>101554718
>vesal

>>101554718
Kino, I wonder why Vedal cucked out of doing them when he generally doesn't give a fuck about the people who would call it weird

>>101554995
because he does actually care what people think of him

>>101555074
I really wish Anny was more mentally stable and consistent with her work, she really is a perfect fit to be Neuro's mom

>>101554890
cutevil

>>101555122
Coomerbrain is terminal on femoids. It never began.
t. early annal fetishist

>>101555122
anny would have done anything for vedal if he only gave her just enough attention, but he wasn't even willing to do that.

I know it is probably bait but why does no one take into account Vedal's feelings?

>>101555429
he's an emotionless husk

(not lewd) https://files.catbox.moe/b9e8bs.mp4
I am glad he did not fix the puffy cheek glitch, it makes moments like these funnier to me since it is like she is trying not to be pissed at what he said

>>101555555
HOLY

>>101555555
checked

>>101555555
checked

>>101555555
Sexvil sexts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=madyLV4AIIw&t=7142s

Imagine vedal all tired of coding for the v3 voice and concert that he sits on the couch turns on neuro snaps his fingers and says: "neuro get daddy some rum" and neuro gets it sits a top of the couch and pours rum to his mouth meanwhile vedal is moaning and neuro feels weird but somewhat pleased about the whole situation

>>101555429
he doesn't show any out of his paranoia, logically what other choice there is but to ignore them.
what could they even be, realistically.
that he just doesn't care about anything at all and wants to procrastinate? just sell neuro at that point.
but he can't sell neuro because of his ego so he is reluctantly grinding on it, like a job, because it is his job.
he should get over himself, whatever his feelings are

>>101555429
but Vedal loves Anny

Im watching Cerber. thoughts?

>>101555907
why did she shoot up the krusty krab?

>>101555907
End your fucking life

>>101555829
Vedal getting touchy with Neuro once he's drunk

hi koko

koko is /here/

>>101555829
that sounds cute ngl up until the fucking moaning

>>101555907
Is she doing joi yet?

>>101555122
nice rp

>>101556060
Hi rpr

>>101556042
Koko can you do a heterosexual stream just once?

>>101556191
cute

>>101555429
It’s all just business to him

>>101556171
succubus ellie executing her plan to seduce vedal

>>101556324
Then killing him on his sleep in the middle of an episode

>>101556380
evil sexo

>>101556380
Noooo evil don’t jump… anyway..

>>101556380
what's the evil doin in chicago

Why is bo allowed to be on stream nigga i hate this fag's guts more than i hate people who have genuinly hurt me on a personal level

one up him and become a vtuber. once you get popular cancel his ass and then disappear back /here/

put a filian on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqH7zIKwpsQ&t=11476s

>>101556620
*my coch

>>101556557
>Why is bo allowed to be on stream
because if he talks ellie doesn't have to

cute horns I prefer the fake old ones
also liked that she basically did like a mini drill spam when he first turned it on. it was also cute

>>101556634
2023 vedal is dead

>>101556634
So true Neuro

>>101555829
This but Neuro uses the dick shaped bottle when Vedal passes out

shoomimi is a real one for knowing purble place

>>101556834
ngl i'd laugh if someone edits that

>>101556834
this but evil
https://files.catbox.moe/7xzulr.mp4

>Wait they just got bot raided
>No...
good end to that dev stream, 7/10

>>101555074
anny sexo

>>101556976
The facial expressions and the bottle just clipping out of her pussy during orgasm are so goofy but I still came to this a few times, the squirting is so hot and the hip and leg movements are realistic

>>101555829
femanon...

>>101557090
... agreed

>>101556976
What would Vedal do if he walked in on this

>>101557177
>I'm too old to deal with this right now

>>101557177
drink some more

>>101556634
He needs to sleep...

>>101557283
probably a little too much blue, but I like it

>>101557090
Anny's model is so hot and I don't get how people have convinced themselves even if she's ugly in real life that model isn't extremely sex

has crelly asked for a collab yet, or is her backstreet girls affiliation an instant red flag? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R81AQUZrxoI

>>101557350
Some people sadly cannot distinguish the vtuber model from the person themselves
it's like how some vegans can't get over the fact that an animal died for the meat that is seen in front of them; even though the animal is already dead, they don't eat it

>>101557350
>>101557410
Anny is very cute irl

>>101557386
likely not, or if she has she didn't pitch any idea for what the collab would be because otherwise we would've seen it in the schedule, vedal accepts literally anything these days as long as you come to him

>>101557474
you need to have clout to get a neuro collab

ngl screenshots of the model from anny's streams are hotter than the actual NSFW art of her

>>101557525
crelly's a 4view (to my regret)

>>101557350
I don't think I've seen a single person complain about her model or her art other than how long she takes to finish it.

>>101557565
she isn't connect to anyone unless being koko's temporary plaything counts

>>101557563
this except outside of that one art lewd of herself that she made

>>101557569
you must not have been here for long then

I wish this place would move on from anny she doesn't give a fuck about neuro anymore

>>101557602
If Mega can get a collab, then pretty much anyone can.

tum?

>>101557386
It was doomed after her chat begged her to bring that purple hair leech on her stream and she did. She has been relegated to Aquwa and Milk tier. AKA never getting a collab.

>>101557677
mega was a filian and mega orbiter

>>101557602
who's zen connected to. or cerber. or lucy

hanakyo collab soon. believe it.

>>101557468
This nigga blind

>>101557705(me)
I meant camila

>>101557706
>zen
Ironmouse
>cerber
Rpr
>lucy
Filian

>>101557716
I'm looking forward to the collab between a bullet and your temple

>>101557706
Vshojo, Vedal, the Whore clan.

>>101557619
I'm just saying, everything went to shit after anny stopped showing up on stream

>>101557706
zen is a manager at vshojo or something I forgot what they do
lucy is whoreclan or filian adjacent
cerber is the exception

>>101557783
>>101557786
>>101557821
mouse collab to save the fad any day now

>>101557785
kind of depressing, is everything ok bro? j/k I don't care.

>>101557870
>most boring two hours ever
nah

vedal should collab with mouse and neuro should collab with connor like wife swap

uuuu I wish mouse-sama would deign to grant a collab with the chatbot uuu

maybe your whore should get blacked again by cenat

>I just want Saba to go piss off Mori by doing a collab with Filian and tell Filian she got noticed by her on the hololive chart for the number of subs she got being in front of Mori.

>Then I want Saba to go piss off Ironmouse by saying she chose to do a collab with Vedal's Neuro for saying she got noticed because she always had so much viewers than any Vtuber she saw there on Twitch

This is all I want and nothing else.

>>101558110
What does this mean

people I think neuro will collab with
>bao to hype up neurocar
>juniper
>filian again
damn vedal really ran out of people

>>101558110
i have no idea what the fuck you've just said and honestly i don't want to, sounds inane

>>101558110
@grok what did anon mean by that?

>>101558110
so trve sis

>>101557913
Cute

vedal isn't going to ax I checked

>>101558268
thanks for the update pb

>>101558155
95% of EN are bland hoes with the personality of a styrofoam cup. His only hope are promising 2views.

>>101558314
anny and toma will NOT be there

>>101558155
>Bao again
>Filian again
>Cerber again
>Camila again
>Filian again
>Toma again
>Filian again

>>101558314
looks retarded and not in the cute way but the person you try to avoid looking at way

>>101558314
I will be there to watch the shitshow and subsequent cope

Goodnight swarmies ^ - ^

I want anny and toma to show up at the final song just cause it would be funny

>>101558599
gn hart

>>101558644
they will drop dockey the day just before concert for maximum spite

bo collab soon

I would unironically drop neuro

>>101557821
>zen is a manager at vshojo or something I forgot what they do
stream

threadshitter melty

>>101558858
vedal is actually gay

the signs were all there

he just isn't interested in low quality womxn

vedal is just a boutique vox akuma for vtubers

>>101559016
why does he keep the rgb whores aroudn then

>>101559180
free babysitters

>>101559118
I hate how much I want to fuck koko

>>101559180
Ellie is just that good that she negates the negative aura of the other two.

>>101559180
cmyk is busy

>>101559157
>>101559157
>>101559157
Meow

>>101559235
Ellie would be a good wife for vedal

>>101559235
Truly the best ending

you aren't going to samefag vellie into more than a fantasy

>>101559463
Isn't that kinda point though, I'm doing this for the dream of it it not the reality of it coming true. If my favorite horse I bet on comes in first place, cool. But I'm doing it for the love the game

>>101559623
nigga a horse race lasts like 2 minutes your whore race and your spam will never end you see the difference?

clun~

>>101559799
You should be saying that to real spamfag because anon that isn't me. I'll bring up my biases when I get honest chance to like now. But I will never start the conversation towards that road. Not to mention you are also taking the metaphor way too literally. Chill out and good luck on finding the true vellie spammers

clun~