Thread 101601585

Fivehead Edition

>What is /lig/?
/lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.

>Why /lig/?
Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.

>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?
Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.

Numbers for 6/24:
1: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (7,372)
2: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (7,044)
3: https://twitch.tv/Silvervale (4,303)
4: https://twitch.tv/OliviaMonroe (3,427)
5: https://twitch.tv/Kenji (3,096)
6: https://twitch.tv/Limealicious (2,512)
7: https://twitch.tv/Sykkuno (1,902) *Tie
7: https://twitch.tv/Buffpup (1,877) *Tie
9: https://twitch.tv/nyanners (1,819) *Tie
9: https://twitch.tv/Grimmi (1,793) *Tie
10: https://twitch.tv/Yuzu (1,710)

Non-English:
1: https://twitch.tv/akamikarubi (4,209) *Japanese
2: https://twitch.tv/KSPKSP (2,541) *Chinese
3: https://twitch.tv/DMITRY_BALE (2,348) *Russian

>Wait isn't that one a corpo?
/lig/ is a thread for chuubas of a decent size who aren't defined by their corporate branding, either due to the small size of the corporation or the independence and lack of oversight granted to the talents

>/lig/ Numbers
https://lignumbers.neocities.org/

>Twitch Clips Guide
https://pastelink.net/34vd5

>VOD Archival Guide
https://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide

>/lig/ VOD Archive
https://rentry.org/Indie_Vod_Archives_lig

>Koikatsu cards
https://mega.nz/folder/JYtkXJwL#07gAQCQqI_9FsmX9oQJKSA

>/lig/ Wheel of Names
https://wheelofnames.com/49w-z2x

>Tiermaker
https://tiermaker.com/create/-lig--16586688-3

>/lig/ Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)
https://www.canva.com/design/DAE-XgWodVg/ofLz4QC1yPPQ4T6TTAE0fw/edit?utm_content=DAE-XgWodVg

>Upcoming Birthdays
June 26th - Bird
June 30th - Chibidoki
July 2nd - BuffPup
July 4th - Dokibird
July 8th - Lumituber
July 10th - Camila
July 11th - Yenkoes
July 12th - Peepeehead
July 20th - Callie Calico
July 23rd - Fallenshadow
July 24th - Yuniiho & Shxtou
July 28th - Eros

>OC material for the OP
https://mega.nz/folder/IIVD1IaJ#cfsRhWdJvzneIoG8HZUPuw

>Ducks
https://www.twitch.tv/dashducks (embed) (embed) (embed)

Other useful threads:
>>>/vt//corpo/
>>>/vt//choc/
>>>/vt//flip/
>>>/vt//haha/
>>>/vt//indie/
>>>/vt//mint/
>>>/vt//swarm/
>>>/vt//vrt/
>>>/vt//choc/
>>>/vt//vsj+/

Previous Thread: >>101598122

I love my wife

>>101601585 (OP) (Me)
OP here, sorry guys I messed up the numbers and birthdays, my bad

Corrected numbers for 6/24:
1: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (7,372)
2: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (7,044)
3: https://twitch.tv/Silvervale (4,605) *Combined
4: https://www.youtube.com/@KirscheVerstahl (3,499) *Combined
5: https://twitch.tv/OliviaMonroe (3,427)
6: https://twitch.tv/Kenji (3,096)
7: https://twitch.tv/Limealicious (2,512)
8: https://twitch.tv/Sykkuno (1,902) *Tie
8: https://twitch.tv/Buffpup (1,877) *Tie
10: https://twitch.tv/nyanners (1,819) *Tie
10: https://twitch.tv/Grimmi (1,793) *Tie

Additional Birthday
>July 6th - Kirsche

>>101601631
Based

>>101601585 (OP)
>say half an obscure joke
>miia completes the joke
chat am i cooked?

Mods and jannies this faggot keeps baking on page 4 so they can fuck with the OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXgyIAXDH2c
horsemaxxing

>>101601927
meat is playing this game too
is this the game, that a couple years ago, there was a rrat that shondo and other liggers were recording voices for an english version?

one day i will post my last bat and that makes me sad

>>101601856
your cry is pointless, he is one of the jannies

ima tug

ima bug

>>101602278
retard

I Love Lucy

top 20 ligger model tiddies has been recognized
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2495604591?t=1h17m24s

>>101601630
Big Dick Dave loves your wife too

>>101602659
You’ve got shit aim you’re not even replying to shonbaker retard

[Tob News] Stop trying to get random white men to fight each other!

>>101602555
>top 10
lucy is guaranteed top 3 and debatably top 1

Is giri trying to get rid of her jelly arms?

Cuddling Ecto to stop her from shaking

>>101602659
That's me, and yes, I'm subbed to Shondo.

Filian is a wonderful person who is worthy of love and support

>>101602659
Shondo is nise but I only love my oshi

>Naiyo nudes still there
The jannies truly have given up on /lig/

when are we getting a ligger with tits as massive as kronii's

>>101603116
go back

>>101603171
i love fatwide bitch and her tits and her ntr smile but these aren't even remotely as big

>>101603171
unfortunate that she keeps making them bigger and more prominent while also not streaming and refusing to get naked on blue twitch

>>101603185
blind retard you need to go back

Hello all I think Suko and Akuma Nihmune should mash their breasts together for my enjoyment

>>101603222
it's the truth

>>101603116
I mean milkys are bigger but Kroniis are a perfect size

>>101602555
I was going to show the guy tomorrow, he's probably sleep by now

this one is really starting to grow on me

>>101603225
I agree they should do that for your entertainment

How do I make Alice orgasm?

I hope Layna gets pregnant and gives birth to a humanzee

>>101603109
Remember, we're one of the fastest threads on the entire site

>>101603109
you can test it by baking 4 different /lig/

Which liggers play Helldivers?

I love my wife

https://streamable.com/2lmqq8
Alice

>>101603330
me

I really shouldn't be surprised that Saba is already getting so much NSFW art despite not having a real design yet
https://x.com/pachipoi/status/1938089457103806653
https://catbox.moe/c/t06rip

>>101603253
shut the fuck up retard

>>101603365
la creatura...

I love tomboys, I love tomboys

>>101603330
leaflit

>menis asked for tributes
i don't know how to feel about this

>>101603401
TRIBUTE HER BITCH

>>101603401
You're supposed to go full schizo about it according to the kind of things getting posted like it's some sort of big deal.

>>101603401
you give her your cum

JETS SEX

Looks like I’m watching Jets tonight. All of my regular liggers are playing either Date Everything or Uma Musume.

>>101603517
Why don’t you like cute horse kino

>>101603539
It’s just gacha slop with a fresh coat of paint.

Jets is so fucking cute that it's IMPOSSIBLE HOLY FUCK AUGH WHYYYY WHY CAN'T I HAVE A JETS GF AUGH THE PAIIIIIN

/lig/ fell off

>>101603267
She looks like Mint went on ozempic

>>101603571
>https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2496045503?t=03h10m15s
God bless whoever developed hip tracking

>>101603571
omg she's live, in a bikini!

i cant fucking believe chat gaslighted yuzu to play dota 2

>>101603646
Oh god no

Jets is going to sing

>>101603646
is she going to play with forsen and bulldog

want jex
NEED JEX

>>101603466
>ai slop
>fansly watermark
what

>>101603726
does bulldog even still play dota
that feels like forever ago

>>101603738
It's image to ai stuff she posted, though she only ever did it like twice

how long does a lice usually stream?

>>101603267
whom

>>101603776
https://www.twitch.tv/mishapyon

>>101603738
She took selfies of herself and then image-to-imaged it

>>101603776
https://www.twitch.tv/mishapyon

>>101603785
>>101603796

>>101603785
>>101603796
>misshapen

>>101603796
>>101603785
mishapyon

i hate it so much, its both the same yet different enough to feel off by enough to make it unenjoyable

>>101603776
>>101603840
>>101603852
>>101603881
mishapyon

>>101603741
Bulldog took a kick payout he still plays dota all the time

>>101603899
I saw her just straight up eating chips on an open mic during the phase connect 4 year anniversary collab and honestly it was based

>>101603899
i know it's sad, anon, but you must move on, lots of fish in the sea

I'm starting to think that this isn't a PS2 game...

>>101603964
>kick payout
ick

>>101603976
Oh it actually is

>>101603401
i'm glad i dropped her before i could go more menhera about her being more and more of a whore

>>101603567
don't you like horse cock

>>101603967
sounds funny but i avoid collabs generally
>>101603971
>lots of fish in the sea
Ive scoured many fish in my time in da lig and i quite enjoyed this fish as one of my top few picks to tune into when on so its ass

>>101603567
Liggers playing gacha is always kino

cyphi collab with wives later. Watching her and vesper in VR made me try vrchat for the first time, I went to a made in abyss world and the music started playing and I cried a little bit

>>101604085
If any Fincels left, I wonder where they went, Tobs?

>>101604103
no this is kino
>>101603732

oh right im unbanned so i can actually post cyphi's vrchat slut images

Is miia just a younger tob

>>101604157
No.

>>101604157
Miia will quit vtubing eventually

>>101603571
She's cute but her head is too fucking big

>>101604157
No, just ugly.

i want meat to click on me

>>101604120
i like tob but shes a second choice chuuba for me

>>101604210
why is she seducing me

>>101604172
WHORE

>>101604210
holy shit

>>101604253
>>101604241
>>101604239
>>101604204
anyway here's cyphi biting a condom
i hope her sluttiness infects vesper

[Tob News] She didn't know horses can lay down.

>>101604291
what can they lay down?

>>101604291
No they can't

>>101604120
I'm just watching anime and drinking beer until bed

>>101604313
Pipe in geega

>>101604313
>>101604323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMJsqXzz5zs

>>101604359
This is CG

>>101604359
ai generated video

>>101604359
kek

You maniacs, you blew it up

i like catgirls

>>101603401
I read that as Meat and, honestly, I absolutely would for Meat

>>101604460
too bad for you there's only like 3

Misha sounds too young

when does the collab start?

>>101604483
that's ok

Need more Essie ear licks

>>101604483
she sounds just right

>>101603625
Technology is great

>>101603746
I'd like to remind the class that Cynapse could have easily just vat grown brains and shoved them in the mechs, it's the cheaper and more practical option, but instead they insist on creating nothing but tomboys with nice tummies and fat asses and I think that should be commended

Ecto sounds too young

>>101604109
I would probably also cry

(bond villain voice) very soon... posting cyphi's single tit will be... obsolete

>>101603732
I want to fuck this cat

>>101604577
this catgirl seems like she wants to be bred

>>101604604
I will be the surrogate father for Cyphi and Vesper's child

Which one are you?

>>101604554
What did you say?

>>101604120
I hard pivoted to mint

>>101604602
we know jolly

>>101604546
It's implied that even the current iteration of their Pilot Product is flawed and unstable.
Like the more fundamental, machine-like experiments in Robocop, it's necessary that the pilot be provided a real body (with an interface) and the jetpacks are there to give emotional support so that the pilots don't Code Orange.

>>101604660
Based belly jiggler

>>101604660
Based

Alice getting mad at Dark Souls so she gets up and light punches you because she's a weird weak little sleepy Finnish woman and pulling her into a hug and she calms down and falls asleep in your arms

>>101603225
This but instead they should mash their butts together

>>101604660
She’s great desu. I’ve been watching her since 2022 and it’s been nice watching her grow and I don’t mean in a fat way. She’s just more obviously confident and happy

>>101604577
>>101604210
knowing that she posed like this herself makes it even hotter than lewd art

Sexualize Ecto

>>101604770
Stop typing out cute romantic fantasies you asshole, youre making my heart ache.

>>101604849
on it

>>101604849
dead rat naizuri

need some mmr rn fr

>>101604849
shoving ecto up my butt

>playing nightreign
>the game still wont pair me with moff
she always gets paired with the same people. i hate this fucking game so much

https://www.twitch.tv/vividlyvivi/clip/CorrectPatientLemurFunRun-kYNPTnSDMFrZf-z3

Vivi realizing her determination to have a bad time was for naught.

Goodnight, /lig/. I love my oshi.

>>101604996
Hell yeah anon. I also love your oshi.

Throwing cyphi around on the bed. Pushing her legs closer to her head as she's on her back. She's holding in the noises but her face gives away how good it feels being connected as you hold position and pushing her legs ever so lightly closer to her head as you get close.

What if I started cuddling cyphi and her fluffy cat tail wrapped around my leg and squeezed gently

>>101604770
and then I rape her

>>101604996
Sorry that's my wife. Go pick up another ligger.

>>101604688
>All pilots are susceptible to psychotic breaks as a result of some flaw in the cybernetics coding/ancestral memory involving neko Jets, this effects their mechs too
>Still clone at least 237 of them

vesper woke up and said she'd stream 3 hours ago now sigh

>>101604770
This excerpt I steal her bag of goodies, and run off while she's distracted by that anon (letania) who's hugging her.

Aiiiieeeee

>>101604959
it's okay moffbro i'll play with you and also grab your cock and also poke your butthole when you're not paying attention

>>101605077
if coqui saw this she would scream in terror but also squirt

>>101605077
COQUI DON'T LOOK

>>101605060
She's a broken bug with health issues where she can't move without her organs betraying her. Idk how she supports herself, and it's another strike against humanity for making nice people suffer. May chaos take the world. MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD.

i am obsessed with alices feet

beating cyphi to death with a steel pipe

Good morning /lig/. I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

Where is the beri scat art

>>101605060
isn't she going to be in the collab? it's starting in like 15 minutes

>>101605135
that would harm her

>>101605055
They're iterating on the genome trying to improve it but if they change too much they risk destroying the unique sequences that allow for interface with mech units in the first place.

>>101605123
i made this post

>>101605150
I agree where is it

......

>>101605135
I don't have a need to hurt her a bit, but that's cuteness aggression. Just want to bite her a bit, squeeze her neck, and hold her down.

Ecto is visiting Tob

>>101604832
I have been having a great time man, im not even into fat bitches honestly, like the previous model was more or less a filter i had to get over

>>101605150
>>101605181
oh right I was supposed to make the galleries
give me a bit, have this one for now
https://files.catbox.moe/krfzyx.jpg

yeah

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

>>101605243
BASED

She promised karaoke and didn't follow through
I am now an anti

>>101605254
Her rtx is good looking to me, banging body. And she's a talker which is always fun.

I bet Alice's feet are nice and soft because of her snoozing all the time

>>101605183
I hope she keeps doing unfunny as fuck Italian gta role-play slop I'm sure that'll boost her numbers

...

>>101605152
i 4got

>>101605157
God I can't wait for her to finish that lore site, maybe we'll finally find out what the FUCK this is

>>101605243
I just know that turd smells real rancid

Grimmi's feet in my mouth

>>101605243
You truly are a king among men.

>>101605277
Most vtubers don't ever kareoke. Kareoke involves a machine that plays music and shows text on the screen of lyrics.
Most vtubers do informal live cover band concerts.

Alice in a straight jacket

What is the eros lore

>>101605313
i'm glad kuu and vesper finally decided to drown her in a toilet

>>101605086
oh okay

>>101605354
Going to collab with her again Letania?

>>101605354
Barefoot

>>101605243
ah fuck I just noticed the extra finger
I'll go fix that

I hope Layna accidentally opens the airplane door and gets ejected

>>101605367
she's a banshee

Name my band

uuuuuuuu I miss Jets

>>101605354
WHICH ALICE ARE YOU FAGS TALKING ABOUT
>I'm going to Alice

>>101605410
The Piss Puppies

Are all those phase bitches contractually obligated to talk about sakana every stream or what? Literally every single one goes SAKANA THIS or SAKANA THAT completely unprompted, it's pissing me off

>>101605397
what if she falls into your house and you have to live with her

I hope Alice accidently opens a bag of cheese balls, and can't finish it.

>>101605438
Seems like a fun guy when he's not in business mode and says things bluntly which breaks women's brains.

being ensared by meat's man catchers after she lures me in with a slice of ham

>>101605438
Women put emphasis on the men they sleep with for whatever reason

I hope Nina will hang out with Soya...

what if cynapse bribed me by delivering me a naked jets clone in a padded crate

Snuggling with Alice

Night, /lig/gas!!

>>101605410
"we couldn't ban RES so have a dance instead 3"

Would it be weird if I proposed to a girl as a bit

vesper/cyphi/kuu collab about to start on cyphichannel

>>101605504
yes you fucking RETARD

>>101605501
nini cia, sweet dreams!

>>101605438
phase clan is fish man's personal harem

>>101605438
he's a funny boss i guess

Training Alice to be sexually skilful with her feet

>>101605504
are you going to grab her tummy afterwards

do you think i could convince fishman to share a crumb of pippussy with me

Avoiding Alice, and her streams.

>>101605515
what if it was a very kindhearted and wholesome bit though like I played it as a super cute moment
>>101605553
maybe idk

KWAB
https://x.com/NekoAsunya/status/1938041670777639061

>>101605554
Pippa foot worship desu

>>101605493
It's in the mail.

>>101605415
Weak bitch

i do not car

>>101605575
idk who this is but it really seems like a joke and people in the replies can't tell

>>101605606
But do you truck?

>>101605606
well do you truck then

luv tenma

>>101605575
who?

>>101603330
Heavnlyfather

>>101605493
>Send Cynapse an email threatening to blackmail them
>There's a 50-50 chance they'll send a kill team or a Jets clone
I like those odds

>>101605633
watching her deltarune vods rn since no good liggers live. 10ma love

>>101604546
>>101604688
>>101605055
>>101605157
Rrat: the Cynapse bioengineers keep sabotaging the project so they can keep making more clones. Because when a clone is "disposed of" according to official documents, one of the bioengineers is actually taking her home and keeping her.

>>101605617
>>101605623
i do not car

>>101605354
my wife

>>101605383
Who?? What???

>>101605615
doesn't really read like a joke to me, especially with the replies

>>101605654
yes you do

>>101605653
Delete this

>>101605655
>>101605417
kms

tanya vrc gfe

thoughts?

>>101605441
I'd put her in a cage and call the catcher to take her away

>>101605675
traitor bitch

I want tenma to shout FURIOUSLY at me while I rub her tiny lolibaba body wearing nothing but nipple pasties and a pussy sticker send post NOW

Alice kisses

>>101605639
no clue but it's funny when people die

>>101605554
>>101605576
I would worship every single part of pippa's body

>>101605653
wtf bro, don't fucking tell them

>>101605653
True and real

I'm backreading a bit and how did no one spot that >>101594810 clicked every single reaction?

>>101605763
NEED BLUE DINNER PLATE SPECIAL WITH JETS TWINS

>>101605749
It's not

>>101605741
alice never kisses her hogs…

>>101605778
I did call out the fact that it was probably red who made the post, soooo

>>101605778
nobody cares what terminal simps do
between the controversy and her fambase actively trying to doxx the people involved, sinder's career is dead in the water
nobody cares
leave it in the grave

>>101605778
>I'm backreading
why are yo utorturing yourself

>>101605778
I kind of forgot that sinder is quite new to the scene. She feels like she's a core member of the twitch very large indies clique

>>101605778
I noticed I just didn't say anything

>>101605778
lmao I didn't see that. The slow creeping back in begins.

I'll forgive sinder if she just shakes her tits on fansly for 2 years

>>101605823
I'm just scrolling for posts with a lot of (You)s

>>101605799
yes it is

It's a little nutso how readable this thread becomes when the schizo burgers are asleep

Yes, Cynapse? I want you to make my pet jets clone be able to feel fear and be terrified of me

Why? Because I'm fucked up and evil

>>101605869
tonight was we found out the guy who blames meatheads for everything was also the wojack spammer and he got banned hours ago, so that's probably why it's still chill

>>101605869
Euro wisp... I have some bad news...

So did... Did Henya ever get her sense of taste back after covid?

vivi sure sounds like shes having fun

>>101605554
no he keeps the sexkin sexppa for himself

>>101605919
the sex with her has been amazing so far :)

>>101605653
Imagine being the security guard on duty when they flush the tanks of all the ones not up to code, you'd have to keep going out with a broom to chase off all the employees loitering around the bio drains 'just having a smoke break'

Goodnight /lig/, here are tonight's numbers. Reminder to the next baker to replace the VOD archivals with these. Oh also Vesper is live (on Cyphi again)

>VOD Archival Guide
https://web.archive.org/web/20230521064817/https://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide

>/lig/ VOD Archive
https://web.archive.org/web/20250605044158/https://rentry.org/Indie_Vod_Archives_lig

Numbers for 6/25:
1: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (17,193)
2: https://twitch.tv/filian (7,793)
3: https://twitch.tv/Silvervale (3,739) *Combined
4: https://www.youtube.com/@dokibird (3,280) *Tie
4: https://twitch.tv/OliviaMonroe (3,273) *Tie
6: https://twitch.tv/CottontailVA (2,735)
7: https://twitch.tv/chibidoki (2,408)
8: https://twitch.tv/Limealicious (2,062) *Tie
8: https://twitch.tv/fallenshadow (2,057) *Tie
10: https://twitch.tv/LucyPyre (1,921)

Non-English:
1: https://twitch.tv/akamikarubi (3,845) *Japanese
2: https://twitch.tv/KSPKSP (2,401) *Chinese
3: https://twitch.tv/DMITRY_BALE (2,266) *Russian

>>101605936
me on the left

>>101605937
Sleep well shogga

>>101605937
goodnight shomie

>>101605921
Why is Pipkin Pippa oiled up and showing off her creamy thighs

>>101605937
what happened to the rentries?

I've been seeing it thrown around in archives, can someone explain what RTX means?

>>101605978
Vtuber freakoff

>>101605978
shes a slut

>>101605981
Got deleted

blue and bepper and cyphi are collabing now

>>101605987
raytracing

>>101605987
real life pictures of chuubas

>>101605994
yeah that much I figured, but was there any particular reason?

>>101605987
Lurk more.

new para fanart just dropped

>>101605999
>cyphi
yuck

>>101606007
dunno, haven't seen anything from the nyarchivist in a while, last I saw he was on 8lig and I don't really feel like going there rn

>>101605999
>cyphi
delicious

>>101605937
I think Laimu and Shondo should kiss

>>101605999
kuu's voice is healing my soul

>>101605135
cyphi is not a radroach

>>101606043
b-based...

>>101606043
WTF REAL?! >>101583114

scandanavian female love

>>101606043
This bitch gay

>>101606080
Isn't she from Texas?

You guys I'm starting to think that Cyphi... might.. might just be a horny slut

>>101605987
RTX (Ray Tracing Texel eXtreme) is NVIDIA's graphics technology platform that enables real-time ray tracing in video games and applications. It simulates how light behaves in the real world, producing realistic reflections, shadows, and lighting effects by tracing the path of light rays as they interact with virtual objects. RTX leverages dedicated hardware cores—RT Cores for ray tracing and Tensor Cores for AI-based tasks like DLSS (Deep Learning Super Sampling)—to deliver high visual fidelity without sacrificing performance. Introduced with NVIDIA’s Turing architecture and expanded in Ampere and Ada Lovelace GPUs, RTX has become a key feature in modern gaming and rendering workflows.

>>101606113
i concede defeat

>>101606043
Moriko has massive desired by lesbians energy

>>101606113
How does Vesper fit into this?

>>101606112
I always thought she was secretly from Finland but one day someone asked her and she put on the cowboy hat and everything

>>101606131
hopefully groomed by meat and cyphi into being slutty too

could this be used for something

>>101606143
I honestly can't sexualize Vesper, even if she were wearing a string bikini I just wouldn't see her that way
She's basically my daughter

>>101606144
i look like that and do that

>>101605987
search rtx meme, and look at images. in vt's case it is used as a joke to refer to irl

>>101606154
I think we should test this hypothesis

Tob is currently talking about her feces

Would you rather have sinder back or bat graduate?

>>101606154
what if vesper was taking a huge dump on your chest

i think cyphi and miwa should be delivered to my house

>>101606207
Can you limit this type of posting to Grimmi? Thanks.

>>101605565
it's simply weird you fucking retard, no normal human being proposes as a bit

I love my dog

>>101606235
>replaces cyphi with cat food while I take her home

>>101606154
I honestly can sexualize Krum, especially if she is wearing a string bikini, I just always see her that way. She's basically my daughter

I think I love Silver.

>>101606259
>can
Me too anon, me too. I'd make litters of kittens with her.

>>101606245
Hell yeah oomfie. We're all readers in her book club

>>101606237
I'm not Grimmipoopster so nyo

>>101606245
R I G G E R?

>>101606245
just say retard ffs

>>101606245
so true oomfie

>>101606309
>>101606309
>>101606309

>>101606317
>page 4

I like slime

Look, all I’m saying is I should be a Cynapse executive who secretly embezzles a substantial amount of the R&D funds to create a harem of Jets clones for myself and I enjoy oiled up naizuri massages and a tongue bath every night but then an accountant notices the discrepancy in the budget and they find out what I’ve been doing and I’m quietly black bagged and shot in the head

>>101606337
Can we skip the rest of that and just get straight to the shooting?

>>101606329
Blame it on the schizo

Dog, come on. It's page fucking 5. All this does is result in two threads with less posting in them

>>101606259
I'm sure eds has drawn that but I cant find any krumkini pics

>>101606347
also he forgot THE FUCKING THREAD NAME

Thinking about Krum's anus, lick lick lick ~~~

>>101606347
Either use that one right now, or be left to use a schizo bake

>>101606358
Oops

>>101606317
>No subject
Delete it and give it another go later, champ

>>101606380
THEY'RE
ALL
FUCKING
SCHIZO
BAKES

>>101606344
No, the part where they hold hands and giggle as they run their tongues all over me is vital to the plot

>>101606259
>string bikini
no
>dolphin shorts or fishnets
YES YES YES

my ass aint movin

Jets BFA

>>101606337
I would be an engineer who would smuggle one single Jets clone out, and she would love me devotedly for saving her life. But she would have to hide in my apartment all alone while I slaved away for Cynapse for 72 hours every week. We would dream of running away together. But in this dystopia, I am not a free man, I belong to Cynapse. They would track me down...

You guys are retarded

>>101606445
thanks

>>101606445
A little

Please put vesper in a string bikini and make her really embarrassed and its kinda cold out

how did you know

>Vivi is obsessed with the Fallout games and universe
>gets filtered by the Alien DLC of F3
lmao noob

>>101606080
she's finnish, not scandinvian

the pits are out

Krum should start doing fansly, her lewd body literally made for that

>>101606502
that dlc was dogshit though

Posting here is kinda fun when there's no schizos around

>>101606495
I see it in your batty eyes

>>101606445
Excuse me it's actually gay AND retarded

>>101606149
>>101606149
>>101606149

Bakes on page 4 and page 6 make me want to club you to death with my cock

>>101606542
>>101606553
Heh

*plays penis music*

>sir
>a second schizo bake has hit the board

hmmm. I should bake.

nightreign HATE!

>>101606621
more bread. more bread I say! bread for the liggermen!

>>101606577
Coqui is gay for Moleman!

>>101606627
Can we have cake instead?

>>101606626
She's so fucking pretty, its not fair.

>>101606637
no youll get fat

>>101606317
>>101606553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E

>>101606637
american subway restaurant bread is classified as cake due to its sugar content
does that count

>>101606621
you should make 2 to match the other 2

>posting in the schizo bake
I hate you faggots

>>101606672
tis not me, sir
I have not moved

>>101606572
What if Essie was a constantly-wet sheep slut

BREAD !
>>101606681
>>101606681
>>101606681

>>101606672
refer to >>101606413

i cannot take any more carbs, my cheeks will clap and alert the guards if I do

>>101606694
nice name retard

Is catbox down again?

>>101606760
still working here but extremely slow

will ecto ect tonight?

>4 flobals
I love it

>>101606794
No, I was the monster btw. I was just trying to tickle her.

>>101606852
>I had a nightmare so I am not working today
These excuses are getting more and more ridiculous

i hate my bitch ex oshi

>>101606884
can you imagine working a 9 to 5 and calling your boss saying you cant come to work because you had a nightmare
chubbas have it so easy and they dont realize it

>>101606814
same

there should be flarge flindies flobal where we discuss fertile flatties

>>101606901
I will go 36 hours without sleep for my job and have done so

>>101606914
lmao slave

>>101606914
I've slept at my workplace

>>101606914
What job if you don't mind saying

>>101607046
Tard wrangler for Bat.

>>101607046
av tech, show must go on and I like double time

>>101606914
>>101606994
That's just as stupid as canceling a stream because uuuu I HD a nightmwawe

>>101607146
in one case I'm getting paid handsomely, in the other I'm a little bitch who won't be hired back, easy choice

>>101607129
are you chugging caffeine or what

>>101606892
Yeah for real, lemon woman go to hell.

>>101607195
yes, also always have caffeine pills in my bag just in case

so which thread do I post the scat sloppa

>>101607428
the one with the batposters

The jannies really have given up.