88 - We're All GMI Edition

>What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base for making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating; otherwise, use Vegas Pro or Premiere.

>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?
Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.

>I see the rentry! How do I join?
Just DM boop147 on discord to join! Is an opt-in and you can always request to be removed later on!

Open company auditions:
Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en
Niji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307
Also, hololist with other minor agencies opening auditions: https://hololist.net/news/tag/audition/

Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
Common Trolling techniques in /here/: https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm
/ASP/list: https://rentry.co/asplivelist
Tierlist: https://tiermaker.com/create/-asp-iring-vtubers-18301794
Recurrent Vtuber Questions: https://pastebin.com/UXYkrALE

Previous Thread: >>101560495

>>101624044 (OP)
Alpin Love!

>>101624044 (OP)
so if he did get picked up by holo what does that say about the industry

ignoring the spike in June from what was probably the big raid he got combined with low stream hours he was most often around 20 viewers

i know he did a 3D concert but i didn't see a ton of regular idol stuff from him, and aside from fitness streams man was playing pokemon like he would die if he didn't

>>101624044 (OP)
Good riddance fuckass

>>101624300
I know Hololive is pushing the idol angle hard, but are the stars?

>>101624300
probably not holo, he wouldn't be dumb enough for that shitshow. that only male-focused corpo maybe.

>>101624559
Yessn't.
Holo in general pushes the Idol idea but from Stars EN at least, few of them lean into being a male idol.

I was thinking of taking up streaming but my mum's invited me to visit her family overseas for a month so that's that

>>101624569
>most successful corpo in the industry
>shitshow
ok schizo

>>101624602
Just stream when you return.

>>101624611
Don't you have your own thread, homofag?

>>101624651
>guy is graduating into clearly a different group
>anon doesn't want to talk about the largest vtuber group
post your channel i want to block you

>>101624602
keep making excuses as to why you haven't started

>>101624695
https://www.twitch.tv/iloidtupo

>>101624695
https://www.twitch.tv/IriyaLE

>>101624695
https://www.twitch.tv/camuiVT

>the least funny people you'll ever meet at saying the names again

>>101624735
Unless you want to see a phone stream of a 21 year old guy wander around a random town chaining together free wifi spots

>>101624695
https://www.twitch.tv/flandzen

>>101625077
Why the fuck did you ignore >>101624632, brother

>>101625119
what's this man's deal

>>101625140
too sane and nice, not bait, I would personally add a character attack or something to illicit a defensive response

>>101625140
because he doesnt want to stream, anons like him will come up with countless excuses as to why they cant stream and then they will post them here for attention

if you cant find a way to even begin streaming why are you telling us? just do your thing we dont even know who you are so why should we care

Howie just pet the damn dog already

hope all /asp/ies are having a good day

>>101625181
Lonely, depressed and horny

>>101625181
Grace's new grooming target

If Alpin can get into any reasonably sized corpo through being a 2 view shitter, then I can be anything

>>101625714
>2view shitter
>not considering all his PLs and previous content creation experiences

>>101625714
That's the spirit

>>101625181
He's an artist and threatens me as someone who doesn't do anythings besides stream games and do nothing else creative.

Everyone thinking he is gonna go to Holo or Niji KEK
Watch it be something stupid like Mythos or Socks.

>>101625181
ai shitter mister

>>101626160
Just because you can't trace AI images to save your life doesn't mean every artist traces AI slop Gael.

>>101626102
A corpo is still a corpo. No other male here has made it into one.

Surely they wouldn't release StarsEN4 before HoloEN5

Im thinking its FSP

>>101626102
Alpin doesn’t seem like the type to settle for less. He is either going Holo or FSP (Niji is a shitshow too).

>>101626186
stop projecting the gael ghost sir, boo

>>101625973
>all that experience to be a 2 view shitter

>>101626193
FSP graduations start on late July to August tho

>>101626223
Niji would be perfect for his kind of people, would fit in right in

>>101626102
It's probably FSP. Their new gen is coming up soon

>>101625181
AI tracer slop with a long time obsession with Gumpai, rejected by her and others (Flower, Pukki)
Now that piece of shit is sexpesting Grace

>>101626295
>>101626264

>>101626323
Ain't grace grooming him?

>>101626323
grace is encouraging him

Why are they making him delete his vods? Or is that his choice?

>>101626415
big corpos want people to delete all their online traces, it's smaller ones that dont care

>>101626189
“A corpo is a corpo”.
Imagine giving up your original IP, a % of your earnings, and have imposed rules on your content just to end up doing below Beryl numbers.

Is juice still /here/? Why did you rebrand just to use a premade model? Why not just rebrand and buy a new model.

So glad he's getting away from this shithole, it's for the best. The longer you stay, the more likely you are to be a noname failtuber.
Good luck, Alpin! I'm not interested in corpos but I hope to follow you as well by growing in my own way.

>Positive and supportive
>fit bro
>speaks japanese
>big himbo energy
>a unique personality type that hasnt been done in male corpos so far

Yeah he's gonna join into one of the big ones, I can tell already.

I sometimes contemplate just reincarnating and starting again with a more fleshed out concept and better assets.
When I first started out it was very spur of the moment so things have always been janky with me and my channel and I've had a lot of difficulty really deciding who or what I even am.
Plus it worked out pretty well for Bonnie and others.
Maybe I should

>>101626453
Not Juice but he probably doesn't want to spend the money for a custom model quite yet

>>101626510
Why not? If you feel like your current concept is dead you can always move on. Lots of vtubers that struggle tend to find bigger successes once they refocus on their concepts and idea of what they want to do.

>>101626102
If it’s Mythos I hope he is ready to gaybait as hard as he can.
If it’s Socks then he is DOA since he has no male genmates.

>>101626415
Doesn't say deleted, though, just says privated.

>>101626521
Considering the price people are charging for half way decent looking models I wouldn’t blame him for wanting to spend 200 on a customizable one versus a thousand on a custom piece.

>>101626510
as someone who did so a couple years ago, I say go for it. sometimes you feel held back clinging to your 'branding' but if a better idea that feels more like you comes along you should take it. do what feels right.

>>101626399
>>101626385
People will argue otherwise but yes

>>101626639
Doing this right now and it feels a lot better to have a fleshed out plan forward instead of just jumping feet first and realizing your plan isn’t well thought out.

Literally the same amount of followers after 4 years in a couple of months. I would personally want to die.

>>101624300
doki was barely reaching 30 ccv before she got picked up by niji, knock it off you retarded crab

>>101626840
>the bro male vs the groomable nsfw male va

>>101626919
>standards today are the same as they were 4 years ago

>>101627033
doki was hardworking, cared about her community, talented, and was consistent. any corpo would like to have these qualifications for their talents
can you say the same about yourself

>>101626415
Oh damn, it's Holoooooo! Please let it be Holo to give me some hope I can get there too someday.

>>101627113
>Deflecting instead of seriously considering why holo would want a guy who's appeal stopped at being a gym bro

>>101627186
It's simple, there are barely any gymbro vtubers and he fits in as a unique vtuber because of it.

I wanna do voice stuff like getgianni but I'm a femoid, what's the best way to go about starting?

>>101627301
>but im a femoid
sure

>>101627224
theres no point in to continue this bad faith interaction with that anon, if he's retarded enough to think that holostars only considers noombers then its a lost cause

>>101626349
What are you even talking about?

>>101626453
I can’t pay for a custom model right now and I was getting annoying vroids constant issues.

>>101627301
Honestly just start voicing things and build your portfolio up.
Memes, comics, scenes from things you like from anime or other stuff, manga.
As you slowly build up your portfolio, you can be contacted by other voice actors who would ask you to join in their projects and this will build up in time. The important thing right now is to work on your skills and to work on your portfolio and you'll get to do more and more voice stuff as people find out about you.

>>101626561
You're technically right but for viewers it's effectively the same thing

You know, sometimes corpos are just looking for a specific type of person to fit an idea or role they have in mind right? Looks at FSP and Vallure.

>>101626840
Vtuber audiences love femboys

Reminder to mock and laugh at the schizo that wastes years of his life shitting on everyone here as they go onto to find success and happiness thanks to the connections they've made in this thread.

>>101626998
Crazy that it's the same person. Never expected to hear those noises out of him.

Time to leech off alpin

>>101627129
It’s not Holo and I’m gonna laugh at you all when it’s revealed that he joined some small irrelevant corpo.

>>101627489
You're close, gooners love boys whimpering specifically.

>>101627473
Keep posting like this, all these posts are giving me drive to audition even if I feel like I'm not popular enough to get anywhere yet. Hope feels good.

>happy, married, doing what he want
this is too much for schizos

>>101627599
Laugh all you want, you're still going to be an angry little autist in a failtuber thread whose worth is talking down on everything and everyone.

>>101627583
It's too late. If you weren't close to him before it's too late for you to try.

>>101627634
the common aspie schizo HATES when people are happy

>>101627610
Put in the time and work and you can achieve your goals. Ask for help, look to improve and always keep moving forward. Hard workers notice each other and are very supportive of one another. You can do it anon!

>>101626998
Is he even groomable?

>>101627677
Who is he even close to? Do you think he'll just abandon everyone once he goes corpo?

>>101627722
anon pretend you're a retard on twitter and you see those two pfps

which one looks like a groomable person who you can jerk off to

>>101627652
And? He is still failed.
He didn’t get into Holo or Niji.
No aspie will ever make it there.

>>101627753
>who is he even close to
the women he makes clips with

>>101627770
Xd

>>101627764
I wouldn't jerk off to either.

>>101627828
you're not acting enough like a retard on twitter

>>101627792
Not beating the 'every corpo male is a sexpest or a faggot' allegation

So many people talk about body positivity but I never see any fat vtuber models. What’s up with that.

>have been streaming a game the past couple days
>randomly check twitch today
>the live channels are full of nothing but other vtubers also streaming the game
what in the god damn

>>101626840
Sex design

>>101627753
>Who is he even close to?
Daiya
https://x.com/daiyadiamandis/status/1938260618080817548

>>101627927
you're literally just not not looking

>>101627927
Because when people actually have an easy way to not be repulsive, they choose not to. Proving that it's all a cope.

>>101627927
no one actually likes looking at fat people, next question

>>101627958
Didn't know they were that close

>>101627861
Look at this and tell me this doesn't exist to look groomable

>>101628079
I'd get him pregnant

>>101628079
That's nice Lance go post about it in trash

>>101628034
You should’ve watched Daiya’s Offkai recap, he spoke about their friendship a lot since they both shared a room together.
It was cute.

>>101628127
They stroked each other off 100%

>>101628181
Daiya is straight tho

>>101628127
Aww that's cute
>>101628181
Aww that's hot

>>101628226
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>101628226
Runoxi...

>>101628226
Lol, lmao

>>101628242
What’s the joke?

>>101627708
Thank you, anon. I'll do my best.

>>101628114
You'll have to forgive Lance schizo, he's been deprived of content and is trying to catch up.

>>101628127
Daiya was actually crying about how nice everyone was to him… I wonder what kind of fucked up place he lives in and keeps a secret since being nice to him is enough for him to break down like that

>>101628360
somewhere deep in south america is my guess where they stone faggots

>>101628405
Daiya is straight tho

>>101628441
you are not straight daiya

>>101628469
I’m not straight but I’m also not him

>>101628505
a straight man is not making marina and the diamonds album tier list

Was told to start posting here. Come watch me die in nightreign https://twitch.tv/sepaenvtuber

>>101628528
He can be a straight man with great taste.

>>101628360
To be fair, if you live like an introvert and you go out of your country to talk to online friends and they treat you nicely and you feel welcome anyone would cry.

>>101628528
Yeah being gay is about music taste right?
Not the fact that you wanna fuck men or women.

>>101628528
Marina has big milkers dude

thoughts on buying used models? I see it happen a lot but it seems like a really dumb move. you still pay thousands, the design isn't "yours", and the prior person might have baggage you end up with

>>101628539
eh not interested in Eldenring gameplay but as long as you keep at it you're doing the bare minimum in terms of streaming

>>101628581
Nah we are very clever here, bad music taste = gay

>>101628666
Don’t buy the Gumpai model, it’s cursed.

>>101628666
nah bro, just buy gumpai's model

>>101628688
Let me guess, “good music” is anime songs or breakcore shit without lyrics.

>>101628573
I wish that was me… when will I get an aspie to rescue me from my introverted lonely life

>>101628666
You can just use premades nowadays, no point buying used models.

>>101628666
It depends on how long it was used, and the size of the audience. A few months with some art and a small community, sure. Someone who had a big community and long use of the model? Nah

>>101626510
I've been schizo'd here and reincarnated out of here recently and grew pretty well. /asp/ numbers are pretty shitty and crabby, save your mental

>>101628666
Is Gumpai still selling the dog?

>>101628666
Depends. Like, if my oshi graduated, I would buy his model just as a keepsake and make AI of his voice and have it read things to me.

>>101628666
Some people have sold models and instantly regretted it. Just buy something from Booth.

>>101628847
There’s a few good premade live2D customizable models that are definitely worth the month. But you’ll start seeing how many people actually use them once you start using yours.

>>101629288
The point is to use it to try out streaming, see if you like it and then slowly build into getting your model. You shouldnt invest big money into vtubing unless you find out you really enjoy it.

What's the point of going corpo other than ego boost that you got picked?

>>101629354
Connections and managers.

>>101629389
You can hire a manager.

What connections?

Can we talk about how Slushy got noticed by his fucking oshi???
Online and Offline?

https://x.com/slushywater52/status/1938342535526539280

>>101629493
The other people in the corpo

>>101629556
Slushy can’t stop winning

>>101629557
You could just work to connect with them through normal networking. Plenty of indies collab with corpos regularly and connecting to other people in the corpo doesn't guarantee collabs or that they even like you.

>>101629556
W slushy dude deserves it

>>101629556
slushy is the most benign person in this entire thread
he deserves this w and many more

>>101629607
Corpos provide resources that being an indie cant do, a lot of vtubers have talked about it and why they joined big corpos.

>>101629556
The Offkai FOMO must be hitting people hard LOL seems like a bunch of shit went down there

>>101629676
Like what though?

>>101629607
>>101629676
thread experts like to say "you can just do it as an indie" but then make excuses about why they aren't doing those things. they literally only see "corpos have big audiences" and don't bother to think about where those audiences come from.

>>101629607
Not that guy but corpo is a golden ticket for a lot of indies that are just kinda floating without much overall knowledge.
Like working retail teaches you people skills for dealing with cuntstomers, working corpo teaches you other skills that are needed but that you probably wouldn't think of as a fresh indie who may even be new to streaming overall.
Especially on the event planning side of things, it also helps broaden the net to others who may no be directly related to streaming like composers or songwriters if you wanna go the music route.
Then there is just the sheer visibility to a brand that being corpo or ex-corpo brings to the table.

TL:DR: Its something of a fast track, just one that's also like playing faster roulette but with a pool of people that isn't constantly rotating.

>>101629772
Just kind of sounds like people are wanting to trade off all of their earnings potential to some suits because they're too lazy or stupid to learn

>>101629800
you can always join a corpo, do a few years of it and then graduate once you built your name and reputation and become an indie forever.

>>101629734
You can do it as an indie. Most people just don't take themselves seriously enough and don't want to dump the money to invest. They want someone else to take the financial risk.

>>101629800
just sounds like you're starting up this stupid sour grapes timeloop you do every time somebody talks about joining a corpo. which corpo rejected you nonny?

>>101629846
Of which then you probably already peaked and lost your golden years of earnings.

>>101629887
That's a lot of hypotheticals there.

>>101629884
>ad hominem

>>101629800
Learning any new set of skills is difficult if you don't know where to start from, anon.
Not laziness, just a lack of knowledge and direction makes it desirable since its easier to learn from the inside than trying to locate that first thread and go from there.
Besides, not everyone is going for a full career out of this, to some it may well be a hobby they simply enjoy.

>>101629846
Only works if you’re female.
Caspurr, Quinn (and to a lesser extent, Randon) single-handedly ensured that no male corpo jumps off the ship.
If Caspurr had succeeded, Bettel would’ve been gone by now.

>>101629920
>self-report

>>101629903
My point is, anything that a corpo can offer you, they are doing it because they think they can make money off of you. It's not like there's some patented tech that only corpos have that indies can't access. You have access to all the same resources as corpos and so could make all the money but without some middle man taking potentially more than 50% of it

>>101629690
Multiple people got to meet their oshi and talk to them face to face.

Would something like this make for an okay vtuber design?

>>101630002
Fwofie met shindigs
Slushy met Jowol
Daiya met UWO

>>101629952
This is why you hire a manager to kake up for your areas of shortfalling. If you think to reply with, "That's a risk since the person you hire might be terrible", then I reply with why are you entering a corpo at all if you have no ability to accurately judge people and now you're signing over your earnings to some entity for 1-3 years.

>>101630028
>Fwofie met shindigs
Is he really her oshi? Why him of all people it seems so odd.

>>101630025
Define "okay design"

>>101629988
>You have access to all the same resources as corpo
Why do you keep repeating this lie?

>>101629988
there's no one size fits all in this industry and some people will want and need the resources that corpos give them to run concerts and do idol shows or connect them to japanese artists or musicians to help them improve their work which is impossible to do as an indie because there's no corporate backing behind you.

>>101630079
Jerma985 is her favorite streamer and she likes watching males over females.

How come Beryl hasn’t joined a corpo yet?

>>101630175
Why would he?

>>101630115
Why do you keep not telling me about what resources are locked behind being in a corpo?

>>101630036
Well no, that's about the size of it.
If you're confident you can judge a good manager who knows who to contact and how to cast the net then the only thing a corpo can give you should be, at least in theory, an actual baseline wage.
Otherwise said corpo should be using whatever resources it can to increase your popularity through ads and larger budgets for events or projects.
Things you'd otherwise have to earn the headway for yourself, the negative there being that you'd basically be in dept to the corpo for the cost of whatever project you make and all profit would be 50/50 (hypothetically).

To that end, Corpo is just having a financial backing of people that know how to do the parts of the job that you don't. It still has its benefits but for somebody unseasoned its probably better as an early career option.

>>101630143
>it's impossible to talk to event planners and musicians without a man in a suit take 50% of your income
Please explain in detail this mechanism

>>101630175
Everytime he auditions the managers all starts to make advances towards him and he's not into that

>>101630175
No market for femboys

>>101630246
Have you ever dealt with the japanese? They require you to be in a corpo just for them to talk to you.

>>101630109
Emoting properly

>>101630191
I told you last time you started up this timeloop and you cried and made excuses. Hiring freelancers to cover one need or another is not the same as a 23/7 revolving corporate PR structure. Its not a petty cash rotary credit account. It is not an existing advertising and corporate sponsorship relationship rolodex that you will never have the time or reach to build on your own. The fact of the matter is that no matter how large you are as an indie a corporate management structure of some type will always offer you what you cannot have on your own. You simply do not have the hands to do it and if you do you'll burn out and your content will suffer. There's a reason that even large indies sign management contracts with the likes of Mythic.

>>101630079
She’s trying to leech off of him.
She tried to leech off UWO at some point too but he got too big to be doable (and he already had lava).

>>101630246
>heh this strawman makes your reply look really dumb I bet you feel stupid now please explain

>>101630260
There is definitely a market for femboys, but it would have to be a femboy Vallure situation.

>>101629556
>Getting noticed by a sexpest

If he thinks I'm a sexpest now wait until he hears what I did to his oshi

I hope Alpin joins Vallure so him and Rinna can collab pegging audio

https://www.twitch.tv/harumizukich

Haru's playing Mario: Decades Later!

>>101630411
The fuck would a male whorepo look like?
>Baras
>Femboys
>Shotas
That'd be a hard sell.

>>101630323
Just like she grifted everyone else here and stole thousands of viewers right?

>>101630483
Just like how Vallure has diversity
Mommy - Bara
Loli - Shota
Tomboy - Femboy
Brat - Dom
The main problem is figuring out the demographic, are you going for females or fags?

>>101630535
>stole thousands
>thousands
Her CCV isn’t even dozens

If a man interacts with a woman he's a sexpest
If a woman interacts with a man she's a whore
If a 2view interacts with a 2view they're a discord call
If a 2view interacts with a larger channel they're a leach
If a larger channel interacts with a 2view they're a groomer

any other idiotic schizoisms I missed?

Femoid upset again that she isn't being mentioned

>>101630347
It isn't a strawman, it's a simplified model of what is being described.

>>101630621

>>101630653
sure it is nonny, I hope you get a lot more replies with your endless midwit debatebro posting

>>101630635
Looks right to me.

>>101630580
The problem with ASMR whorpo is you get the audience you get and your model will attract certain types regardless.
At that point keeping kayfabe is the be-all and end-all.
Also has to survive on its fetish structure.

>>101630483
>Shota pomeranian boy
>Bara mastiff boy
>Ikemen poodle boy
>Ikemen husky boy
>Ikemen golden retriever boy

Mix and match personalities however you want.

>>101630225
The corpo only gives you a wage because they think they can make way more money off you. If they think they can make you an investment, you should be able to that yourself
>Oh but what if I don't have the capital
Get a loan for a few thousand dollars.
>learn the hardway
This is why I said to hire a manager who makes up for your gaps in knowledge.

>>101630653
Then name her?

>>101630722
>you should be able to that yourself
you must make a lot of money as a vtuber

>>101629887
that's really not how this works

>>101630714
>all dogs
Boring af
Even all being animals is boring, we need diversity, aliens, demons, priests

Alpins first collab was with Fwofie. They met up in Japan and fucked and also went to Offkai together. She was grooming him from the start.

>>101630714
>All dogs.
You could but I think diversity would be very important to the success of the brand there.
Absolutely have a dogboy but you'd need some with more flare too.

>>101630272
Plenty of Japanese artists who are willing to work for indies.
Plenty of artists in general who aren't Japanese.
You can literally just incorporate yourself.

>>101630635
The schizo is trying to hate on everyone but fails because his vocabulary is lacking and reuses the same words over and over again.

>>101630788
the naive glee with which you make these posts is pretty funny

Schizo has the day off today it seems

>>101630722
>Why do people want jobs? You're being exploited by a corporation
>you should definitely take that business loan to build your own business
Retard take

>>101630322
You can literally pay for a managerial service that you can access 24/7. You don't need to personally hire a person or a contractor.

>The fact of the matter is that no matter how large you are as an indie a corporate management structure of some type will always offer you what you cannot have on your own.
If you are of the size where you absolute need a corpo, hire a fucking CEO and create one you retard.
I don't understand this really weird idea that corpos just spring out of nowhere without somebody somewhere taking the risk and setting one up from scratch. Do you think that corpos also need corpo backing to set up a corpo?

>>101630751
Ignore the part where I said get a loan.

Dear Diary,

Today I wrote in the vtuber thread that they shouldn't try to get into established corporations because they take your money. I got lots of (You)s from anons calling me a faggot and a managerlarper. They were so mad! Anyway, I lost the cage key again so I guess I'm not getting off again until I find it.

>>101627927
I’m sure there’s a few architects out there. It’s very very niche though. Most tubers want a big audience

>>101630862
>hire a fucking CEO and create one you retard.
LMAO

>>101630899
you must hemorrhage a lot of money as a vtuber

>>101630805
>no guys you absolutely can't do anything with a Japanese man in a suit taking your money, it's just impossible. No I will not describe or explain exactly why it's impossible. It just is okay?

I love watching you beta wage slaves squim

>>101630722
>The corpo only gives you a wage because they think they can make way more money off you
I think this is where your assumption fails. Many corpos are funded by rich tech guys with fuck you money that want to manage a vtuber company for fun. You are absolutely getting more value from them than you are providing in that circumstance.

>>101630862
If it's so easy and you're such an expert, where is your corpo then? You can get a loan right now to start one.

>>101630928
Does this sort of strawman work on your friends?

>>101630844
Completely different.

An average worker isn't the star of the show who generates all the revenue. A vtuber is.

>>101630950
friends?

>>101630762
How about just human guy? Those tend to be more unhinged than the animals

>>101630914
>no argument

>>101630923
>ignoring the point

If you lose money, then a corpo would never hire you.

this schizo really tries to argue about everything, huh? networking is bad, making friends is bad being in a corpo is bad, talking to opposite genders is bad. what's next?

>>101630777
Using VAllure as a template for hypothetical goonercore males:

>Two Bara
Alien Impregnator
Werewolf Hard Dom
>Two Ikemen
Vampire Seducer (sweet talker kind)
Angel Host (nice guy companion)
>Two Shota
Possessed Menace (playful)
Shy Spiderboy (Tsundere)

Together they try to make women goon! Sometimes dudes because you know that fags are inescapable.

>>101630988
Are you going to make a point for anyone to take seriously or are you just going to keep debatebro baiting for (You)s?

>>101630935
>corpos run at a loss to fund vtubers and not to make money at all

Now you provide proof

>>101630990
He's also very gay or least in the closet with the amount of times he's brought up femboys and liking gay vtubers.

>>101630942
I don't want to? I see this as a hobby

>>101630971
Next door neighbor Daddy looking guy, with a mustache and some grey hairs, muscular, could be your best friends dad, divorced, creepy uncle vibes. Wearing stereotypical dad clothes, barbecue outfit, fishing outfit.
I’d cream.

Beryl got groomed by a lig so it makes sense that you have to get groomed to get bigger

>>101631005
>why won't you engage with my bad faith argument

What's her name, asp?

actual question my life is generally miserable lately how do i not have that bleed through into my streams? do i make up a happier life to tell antidotes about like pseudo-lore?

>>101631158
You do stuff that makes you happy on stream.

>>101631158
a lot of vtubers have mental problems and are depressed, just put on a smile and fake it while streaming and see how far that takes you.

>>101631158
You don’t.

>>101631144
Lepi, like the ancient greek work for scale

>>101631084
Correct, when are you going to actually produce a good faith argument?

>>101631231
My argument is in good faith. I'm sorry you lack reading comprehension.

>>101631253
It would be really funny if you actually believed that.

>>101631144
Cute moth love the sweater

>>101630246
nta, but I remember kson talking about it before getting into vshojo (I'm 85% sure it was her), how many artists just don't reply if you aren't part of a corpo, same with merch companies.
I don't know what goes through their minds. Maybe they think an indie will chargeback or will be harder to get their points across and will be difficult to work with? And the corpo employees are supposed to be used to way things work. Who knows really

>>101631013
NTA but we know that nijisanji doesn't pay their talents for debuts. they have to take a loan out to fund their debuts. some anon posted cover's paycheck for their talents on /vt/ 2 years ago but with the exchange rate it's less than $300 USD a month

qrd on cheen?

>>101631486
uhhh idk

>>101631179
>>101631199
i feel like its a lot harder to get things other than dull satisfaction from the things i love, but i know it genuinely does make me happy to hang out with my chat and banter. even if this notion is played out, i like the feeling that i made even one of my meager viewers' day better.
>>101631206
ur right nvm

>>101631486
i think hes like a mouse or somethin

>>101631486
made of cheese, that's why his name starts with chee

Give me demos to put on this wheel thanks

>>101631685
that's more than enough already. if you dont want to play them, then just doooooooooont

>>101631685
Put Dead As Disco on there a second time.

>>101631763
options!

I'm begging to get groomed by a lig.

>>101631685
brutal john 2
verho
the big catch: tacklebox
cloverpit
tower arena survive

>>101631933
Cloverpit is on there but I snagged some of the others, thanks anon

>>101631984
specifically brutal john 2 is funny good boomer shooter the best out of those i think
big catch is movement platformer game, if yoyu dont have good hands maybe you wont appreciate it
verho is fun but simple cause its early rpg with cool worldbuilding, its like lunacid if youve ever played
np

>>101631685
ball x pit is quick and fun

>>101631000
I want this only if they hard pander to females in a non-fujo way. Most of the time the 'fujo pandering' male vtubers are just full on gay and ruins my attraction to them.

>>101631486
Nigga fell off hard
https://x.com/cheenmachine2/status/1937401364025618814?s=19

>>101632609
What does it mean to hard pander to females?

>>101630714
>>101631000
>shota
I'm willing to be a shota or be sexpested but I don't wanna be a sexpested shota

>>101633044
Judging by numbers of female viewers you hard pander by going corpo.

>>101633225
>women only want successful men, they don't actually care about anything else

I hate women

>>101633371
IDK about that anon but I just like cute boys.

>>101633371
It isn’t just that. Rare indie viewing females exist. But they want more direct pandering just to them and will get jealous if you give any other female attention. Successful males get a pass because they are successful. Females aren’t worth targeting as an indie.

>>101633432
And your definition of "cute" is just some version of "successful" and "approved by other women"

hi im live doing some art! https://www.twitch.tv/4milks_

>>101630714
Wait these all sound good to me, should I rebrand into one of these?

>>101631685
SSR Wives

>>101631144
Pollie Polyphemus

>>101633534
I liked Tornkite and he was a literal who.

Just yapping and having fun on the computer
https://www.twitch.tv/theedgey

>>101634552
Did you donate any money to keep him motivated?

I don't think any male's here other than Haru have recieved any substantial amounts of money from anyone

>>101634632
Men who need money from their viewers are no better than women or gays

>>101634902
Okay boomer

>>101634632
Nta but i did throw money at a 1view valorant vtuber for about 6 months just cause he sounded nice and his model was cute. It wasn't much (5-10 gifted subs a week) and I even paid for his dinner on his birthday ($50) as well as a cosplay he wanted ($80). Stopped because he switched to playing league

>>101635038
So you didn't like him at all, you liked a voice narrating Valorant

>>101634632
Haru, Beryl and Camui were the highest earners last year, all made around the same amount iirc from their twitch recaps
To be a high earning male you have to essentially be a woman

>>101635114
do you really have to lie about the last one? why are you trying to stir shit with the schizos when we had a decent day?

>>101635101
Maybe? He played other games apart from valorant (horror, daily games, friendslop, other fps), I just dont want to watch league and after he streamed it for the 8th day in a row, i left

>>101634632
Which females get the most?

>>101635202
I was surprised too but israel
>>93054299

>>101635263
No it isn't. That's "New Subscribers". That doesn't take in account all the existing subs that Haru and Beryl have.

It doesn't take into account bits, throne gifts and direct donos.

>>101635376
The last guy is out of the race anyways since he quit. What's the gap between Haru and Beryl now? Is Beryl still stagnant after his new model?

>>101635420
I wish he didn’t quit

>>101635376
It's doubtful Haru will be able to catch up to Beryl, Haru just doesn't have the capital.

Bros camui is having a hard day and needs some pats in the back please tell him he was good

>>101635614
If he leans more into his lewd side he can pull it off

>>101635712
He was a good boy

>>101635728
Haru not doing that is his appeal though

>>101635797
Is it? I thought his appeal was feminine wolf bottom playing retro games

>>101635712
He is a good boy, just ignore all of the people he hurt and that he's the embodiment of manchild

Cipher, cipherlunis
Once again I beg you to turn off notificaty subscribers when you upload shorts
Not because they are bad, I love them. But because they don't get circulated in the main algorithm if you do so

>>101635976
>incorrect advice

So which corpo is Alpedo going to in order to groom the girls there?

>>101636010
https://youtube.com/shorts/cvHMJr1aJVs
https://youtube.com/shorts/fmSisI1_PDw
https://youtu.be/oNdQW4bQzJQ
How much more do you need?

>>101636080
Whichever one it is, he's out of luck because most corpos have an 18+ clause

>>101635976
hmmm yee i culd mayb try it for a couple shortss and see :3 i did hear dis b4 but wasnt sure if was dank meme or not~ tank u for advice :)

>>101636178
Same as this site, schizo retard. Sorry you got fired from your lustrous job at Subway!

>>101636080
Brave

>>101635976
How do I disable this?

Alpin daddy please take me with you. I’ll be a good little femboy slut for you.

>>101636215
Why are you typing like that?

>>101636562
that's cipher's thing. don't bully him

>>101636644
He's an adult man

>>101636693
It's cute, all men should do it more.

>>101636733
He's a grown ass man typing like a twelve year old emo kid

>>101635101
NTA but is there a difference?
Not everyone is in for the whole package. Many people will watch streamers just for playing their favorite game and having good vibes.

>>101636080
You're going to miss him so much aren't you, alpinschizo

>>101636808
The schizo will post about him for as long as this board exists regardless.

>>101636808
I hope he moves to whatever corpo thread he joins too

>>101636868
Personally, I hope the schizo moves to a sulfuric pot of boiling shit and gets mummified like a mammoth in a tar pit.

>>101636786
There's no point arguing with him. He's convinced girls can have differing tastes and not everyone enjoys only successful vtuber males.

god the fact that you retards are going to keep talking about him once he joins some microcorpo is gonna be so fucking annoying

>>101636786
Yes because then you are not a viewer of any particular person, you are a viewer of a game. So it's no fair to say "I watch X person who plays Y game." But it is fair to say "I watch Y game and X plays it"

Iriya is going to go corpo and dominate the scene like Vox

Alpin is small fry

>>101636969
What's the matter, are you gonna cry about it?

>>101636969
If Alpin isn't going to Holo or Niji and is doing this whole thing for a literal who corpo, the thread is gonna explode in laughter.

>>101637680
nah, still happy for him

>>101637680
I'm already laughing at whoever is seething about him. I don't care where he goes as long as he's happy there. Schizos can cry blood.

>>101637680
What will realistically happen is that for everyone that isn't a schizo, is that nobody will care, just the same as nobody cares about any of the other schizo "erm guyz did you know (name) is (thing) because (reason)" bs that gets peddled around here.

>>101638373
Ok.
>>101638512
I'll laugh. Because he is making it sounds like he is going to one of the big corpos, he is getting a bunch of vtubers who never cared about him replying to his tweet and interacting with him because they think he is going to one of the big ones. Let's see which ones actually follow him when he is revealed to be going to a small one.
>>101638551
Yes, nobody will care, he'll still be a low 2view.

zeph finally came out on stream

>>101638629
>Yes, nobody will care, he'll still be a low 2view.
And you'll still be nobody. Congratulations on uh something I guess.

>>101638629
you're shitting yourself at the idea that a cool dude that everyone likes has multiple people that are happy for him. lmao

>>101638690
>everyone likes

>>101638648
As a gnome?

>>101638736
Yes nonny. You're the super edgy minority as always.

>>101638690
>supporting a pedophile

>>101638690
I've defended him but only because as always the schizo is a fucking nonsensical retard acting like their own delusions are the views of everyone on the planet, but I'm entirely neutral on Alpin personally.

>>101638825
A year of posting this and yet nobody believes you, he still got into a corpo. You are literally wasting your life here, nothing you do matters.

>>101638872
Surely one more post will finally topple the hopes and dreams of that guy on the Internet he'll never meet.

>>101638629
>>101638736
>>101638825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB5JnMCAzkQ

Lapin still won

>>101638872
It's the same as always

>iriya is a creepy incel but he still has girls who like him
>camui is an evil asshole but chrii and other aspies that met him at offkai said he's nice
>cheen is a psychopath that everybody hates but he still has a dedicated following that like his art
>fwofie is a talentless whore but she still has many followers and friends some of who met her at offkai
>alpin is a pedophile sexpest but it's still a baseless rrat and he's still well respected by his peers

and so it goes on forever because the schizo lives inside his own headcanon theater where /asp/ies are the villains and he is the hero

>>101639024
This is good bait. You put in some effort. Have a (you).

>>101639066
Don't you feel silly? Don't you feel stupid? Don't you feel a little ashamed?

>>101639024
Ooooh so that was the strategy, you spend an entire year posting baseless rats and crabbing other people without reason, so that then you can point to all of those things and call them out while sneaking Camui in.

>>101639149
Don't you feel silly? Don't you feel stupid? Don't you feel a little ashamed?