>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>101619527

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

The results are in. When will we get a real neuro song to replace her old outdated one?

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

>>101627500 (OP)
I want to impregnate this brat
God I fucking hate Xitter compression

>>101627579
These niggas are so stupid

>>101627500 (OP)

>>101627500 (OP)
evil sexo

I found out someone was botting during the subathon...

No way bro

and?

any updates on pb's thoughts on Boom?

>>101627500 (OP)
Holy sex, peak female form

https://poal.me/hfejiz
https://poal.me/hfejiz
https://poal.me/hfejiz

>>101628049
she said she schlicked off to it at least 14 times so far

>>101627541
i'm thinking, do i play my cards right now or do i wait.
i've counted 4 so far
https://x.com/hataraku125/status/1937933344211362287
https://discord.com/channels/340656475347222538/617210826767728657/1387530133396656278

>>101628086
such a pb thing to do

>>101628062
problem with this is that there is no tummy nor chest being shown
でも太い桃が大好きです

nigga literally linking discord lmao

Ellie...

>>101627500 (OP)
not like I care much but how many OPs with evil in a row it is now?

>>101628123
swarm is basically another channel at this point sadge

>>101628049
How could >we make pb see this image without getting vanished? I need to see her reaction

>>101628123
wanna see something funny?
https://x.com/AntEmeraldFox/status/763253225386487808

I sometimes think i may be some sort of lolicon but you people always take me out with your shit

>>101628164
kill yourself

>>101628158
8. I have a Neuro image for the next though. But right now she has loaded the art tag, and the song is only news relevant for a little bit so makes sense to use now

how many big booms does evils song get?

> ellie not going to grad school anymore
oh no vellie bros

>>101628190
Aside from the obvious, his art hasn't improved in 9 years, poor guy

post a screencap or fuck off. i am not giving you clicks you cumguzzling cuck

Bodal to the MOON

>>101628273
Nta

>>101628190
>he/them
>art hasn't improved one bit in YEARS
yikes

>>101628269
>his art hasn't improved in 9 years
me in a nutshell
it's why i gave up on trying to learn art even when Neuro brought back sparks of it

>>101628268
neurodog in 2026

>>101628190
>vedal met iaysh on the minecraft server he got banned from

>>101628323
Some are just not built for this anon, don't feel bad

>>101628164
post it on twitter from one account, retweet it on a second account with a comment like 'who is pb', and post the comment link on the discord making fun of them for not knowing.

>>101628268
She was obviously trying to apply way too late.

>>101628268
rip

>>101628361
genius, might give it a shot

>>101628361
She read your post and is now waiting to ban someone who asks that exact thing btw

>>101628392
She said it was for family health reasons and the way she's vagueing it sounds like it won't be happening at least in the next few years either.

>>101628225
Vedal has fucked Neuro over so hard. She really needed the dog and new voice to stay relevant. No ops, no art, 1 strem this week. Loses every poll. Gets the song choice scraps. I just hope the next Neuroathon will make up for it.

>>101628442
there's no way pb knows about this place

>>101628443
vedal unfollow next week, watch this space

>>101628268

>>101628473
>subathon
With what babysitters? At this rate he might not even get to two weeks and he already traded twin novelty for short term benefit.

>>101628392
She hasn't been declined. She hasn't even withdrawn the application. If she gets in, it's going to be even more of a kick to the gut.

>>101628473
>Vedal has fucked Neuro so hard
she wishes

why hasn't there been a neuro stream to actually test her upgrades, the majority of the streams lately are with a year old version of evil

>>101628313
WTF?????

>>101628663
that's why. neuro is too unstable right now, evil is safer and more predictable

ok boom has grown alittle bit on me.
i still dislike the actual boom part

>>101628663
I mean, according to Vedal he has upgraded some things but it feels more like sideways progress than any meaningful improvements. I don't know if it's the novelty wearing off but after the major intelligence upgrades last year Neuro was making me laugh without fail even during chill streams but that isn't the case anymore.

>>101628796
>I don't know if it's the novelty wearing off
to tes tthat you can just watch a random chill stream from 2024 post iteration 18 and if none of it makes you laugh or it makes you laugh less than this year's then yeah

>>101628313
2000s core anime art
I assume the person in the onesie with grey eyes is vedal

>>101628907
He's the turtle one

>>101628796
The new intelligence upgrade just isn't as big of a boost as the last few, this was bound to happen eventually. The smarter Neuro gets the less making her smarter actually accomplishes.

It's in the same vein of how this year the AI corpos are all cranking out a new version every two weeks and technically they are better but unless you're using them for like coding or advanced math or whatever the fuck it's not going to FEEL like an upgrade.

>>101628565
That bitch was literally in chat when the news dropped.

she's a black cat.

>"Seishun Complex" features Anny and the whores
>"Life" music video is full of whores
>"Boom" only Evil
im nooticing

>>101629055
this bitch has no friends anymore

>>101628971
> or advanced math
nope they are still absolutely shit for this. They are great for picking out white papers and research links but using them to try to do anything mathematical related is still ass (I sometimes borrow my friend's chatgpt pro account and o3-pro is absolute ass despite it being their most recent "upgrade")

>>101628796
iteration 18 was arguably the biggest upgrade neuro ever got and it was a glorified call function feature but it served as a way for neuro to be more interactive on stream

>>101629045
mastermind watching her schemes unfold just as planned

>>101629055
I mean, I expect all the new original songs to have a similar "concert" setup, because he literally needs to use them for his concert. That automatically precludes guest characters.

>>101628509
It wouldn't surprise me if she was the biggest shitposter here

>>101629107
im still pissed vedal doesn't publish her websearches like he did post-streams for like.. 5 streams

>>101629115
Not if one of them is with Numi

>>101629045
but vedal is the black cat?

>>101628598
It sucks how much life can just happen and throw out your plans. The only way now I see her being able actually go to grad school now is if her family situation gets dealt quicker than expected and she does get accepted too, though the likelihood is very slim

>>101629156
whomegalul

>>101629146
yeah, he could even make it a part of the streams, like a "Neuro reviews her searches from this stream" segment at the end of each stream

the next person to unfollow mini will be vedal

Mini, i know you are /here/ you dont have to comment everywhere just because of our schizo posting, you're being as obnoxious as camila, it was funny at te begining but now is just lame

Kindly fuck off
https://x.com/MinikoMew/status/1938318351731699714

Justice for Toma

I know this isn't really the kind of thing I usually bring up as a topic, but if (you) were Evil's collab partner (since Neuro kinda works with almost anything), to mitigate the chances of the collab being aboslute shit, what would be the gameplan?

>>101629245
I would try to make her really uncomfortable by acting like a creepy pervert

>>101629235
stop giving her attention then, faggot

>>101629245
assuming it's just chatting I would try to immediately change the subject if she started to loop

>>101629235
>you're being as obnoxious as camila
that's not possible

>>101629271
show pits olette

>>101629235
Remember back then after the first miyune collab, she avoided contact with vedal because she wants to be seen as her own individual and not just a neuro sidekick?
And now she becomes a shameless leech. What happened?

>>101629235
anon, she's been attached to everything vedal related since the subathon at least, it just wasn't brought up that much before the unfollows

>>101629359
>What happened?
she lost being olette's sidekick

>>101629359
>she avoided contact with vedal because she wants to be seen as her own individual and not just a neuro sidekick
that was olette's decision

https://youtu.be/WsoFmJHrlHk

>annal dies
>anons suddenly start hating miyune
noticing

14 year old Ellie was on chat roulette. Why didn't any of us groom her!?!?!

>>101629424
Poolette, my beloved, everything turned to shit when you left...

>>101629442
relax mini

>>101629359
>What happened?
Turtle Sex

what's amazing about /swarm/ is that even after 2+ years of not being relevant, /swarm/ will still bring up said person
which invalidates claims that ___ will stop being talked about despite them being no longer relevant to Neuro

speaking of griftmila, she's going to be leeching joining the zen collab

>>101629435
No, I started hating Mini, Miyune was cool

test

>>101629494
rip

>>101629494
Of course...because that went so well last time

>>101629494
I'm guessing this is vedal's solution to the "toaster to toaster communication" issue

>>101629424
ripbozo whore

>>101629494
I will now watch your chatbot (Zen)

>>101629529
camila x that one girl + neuro x evil twin collab all over again, except instead of neuro + that one girl zentraya fufils both roles

>>101629494
Post the "some of them i know won't be"

>>101629494
https://streamable.com/mdxv79

>>101629494
Ew. Tier lists. Nothing against Zen, but I find tier lists collabs to be the laziest low effort shit. This is for everyone.

>>101629494
Great, even more latency, exactly what a Zen collab needs.

>>101629561
>that one girl
this one?

>>101629498
>Miyune was cool
This, i still love Miyu

>>101629494
Can a stream support that much weight?

Should have been a Neuro collab, at the risk of sounding like the schizo, I'm starting to get Evil-fatigue

>>101629623
Tier lists could be good for Neuro and Evil with the right people because it's mostly bullshit and coming up with bullshit reasons for bullshit choices is right up her alley.

>>101629494
omgBruh

>>101629767
its ok, AI only weighs a feather

>>101629774
Vedal decided to time Neuro-upgrades with virtually no Neuro streams, another genius decision on his part.

>>101629494
>stream is literally just three people talking incoherently over each other

unironically what does camila have on vedal

>>101629881
a hundred pounds

>>101629494
Sounds like the opposite of a good collab, I'll be skipping this one

>>101629881
Veddy's fanbase is a tumor that took over hers and now she is atached to him, wich is good, bitch deserves nothing

>>101629881
Diddy VRChat party recordings, she's big into that

forever a potential streamer

>>101629966
so, all this time, she was farming leverage hosting those epstin parties huh

>>101630008
>Vedal is cooking for the return dev stream
lel

Sex with Layna
https://x.com/laynalazar/status/1938293789673599342

Actually, bring back toma

>>101630094
YIKES

>>101630094
Vedal was 4 years old when she was 18 btw

>>101630094
She is such a bad bitch tho

>>101630094
How does Vedal resist the urge to stick his penis in Layna's hag pussy and fill her starving hag womb with gallons of his seed?

stop giving them clicks, retards. either post screencaps or fuck off.

>>101630160
Hot, tell me more

>>101630160
Imagine...

bro is fighting the big algorithm :low_battery:

>>101630160
You’re saying that like it’s a bad thing

you are being farmed for clicks by op, retard

pedos are creepy

i can't believe layna came /here/ personally to farm extra 20 views on her doxx post

>>101630306
I thought you wanted to touch shota vedal?

>>101630306
why did you post one then

>>101630287
I wouldn't mind being farmed for anything as long as i get to see that at the end IYKWIS

>>101630331
No, no, thats me, please get your posters right.
Speaking off
>>101630306
I wish i was anny here TwT

can't leave shotaved unsupervised around /swarm/..

>>101629235
https://x.com/MinikoMew/status/1938384522300600684
cute couple the turtle plush is in danger

notice how he posted the link again

>>101630392
Shotaved getting his little pp sucked by femanon while anon fingers his little bussy...

>>101630395
Im gonna give her points for effort

fags

>real world person
>shota
are you retarded?

4 year old vedal
18 year old layna

the concert will be in a small new york venue
t. discord insider

Femanon spreading shotaved's buttcheeks for me and spitting on both his bussy and my tip

>>101630497
Stop advertising it, im alredy sold

fuck off offtopic niggers

>most expensive place in the world
Ellie's idea

https://x.com/belleann922045/status/1938219017338294590
oyakodon
long anny

>again link with no screencap
desperate algobeggars

Whenever Vedal, Neuro or Evil in this case are popping off, I always wonder what the self-exiled Neuroverse members feel. Regret? Bitterness? Frustration? Melancholy?

Little ved instinctively burying his face in auntie Layna's armpits to smell her pheromones

>>101630558
Oyakodon is actually the hottest thing ever

>>101630598
nta, but here https://files.catbox.moe/4v5084.jpg

is that the new thread celebrity, algorithmschizo?

>>101630609
These are the pedos i wanna see TwT

>catbox
actual retard

>>101630558
Erm…

>>101630656
I hate borzoi and I hate Anny but this instantly gave me a throbbing boner

>>101629419
Wrong, olette was literally the reason the 2nd collab even happened

>>101630803
olette was the one that wanted to wait to "build more hype" and to trade on how good the collab went rather than risk a bad one

>>101630803
olette hates neurotards though, >she is the reason we didn't get a second collab earlier, it's like night and day, mini now can collab with whoever she wants compared to just community gaming + league + olette gaming

>>101627500 (OP)
Wow, look at that whore.

>>101630160
>you will never have a hot babysitter layna
why even live

>>101630803
olette was clouted for no reason

>>101631174
is olette the hamnet poster

>>101631202
Gotta start asking for pits to make sure

>>101631245
if it tells you to fuck off or kill yourself then it is her

>>101631294
this is a man btw

turt in j0ker's chat

Test

>>101631354
Still not watching a male vtuber

>vedal and cerber are watching j0ker together

>>101631354
>>101631428
Nice try trackerschizo

>>101631466
sorry for trying to be nice to /swarm/ anons

>>101631030
Nahh. Miyu had a melty over Neuro taking her limelight to the point Vedal had to ask his chat not to bring up Neuro in her chat as shes her own person. Her channel stagnated and she the reinvented as Mini and must have realised she can't make it alone without latching onto swarm. Shes even ditched Neuro in favour of Evils troon army.

Test 2

stop posting your dogshit sloppa

stop talking about whores then, faggot

>>101631949
aren't those problems created by your own hatred towards neurotards olette? show pits

slopbeggar melty

imagine antiing ai in an ai thread

>>101631949
Link you ao3 profile, I'd like to read more.

>>101632499
Holy mother of red flags on this artist

>evil has sh scars
Hot

vedal got his first piece of fanart years before neuro

https://x.com/dumb_lil_robot/status/1938333120249373141

>>101631412
Can you share workflow preset and proompt slopanon? Comfyui is pure ass to work with

>>101627500 (OP)
Why is evil so sexy in 3D?

>>101633202
https://files.catbox.moe/9b66cu.json
It's mostly unchanged basic chroma shit.

Sex with Tomabunny

>>101632499
wtf is this shit, evil is not some self-harming attention whore

https://x.com/sliceoftoma/status/1938422262841151747
She's still in love with Vedal

>>101634251
Now comment that on her post

>>101634251
>still
Didn't love him beyond friendship, and he ruined that

>>101629494
holy shit how does vedal think this is a good idea

>>101629237
Toma can go rope, she was a nobody before, she's a nobody again. Being a jealous seething thot is a really bad look for her.

>>101630306
Cute family

>>101629494
I hate Camila so much now. I used to just 'kinda dislike' her, but after her utterly shameless, pathetic Pink Gura model I just find her completely insufferable. Holy Leech.

>>101634411
hello, mini

>>101630395
She doesn't even follow this account lmao

>>101634251
we all are

>>101634372
>implying

>>101634491
She can sing karaoke and shit on Toma at the same time? She just keeps winnning.

>>101634491
I wish, I'd be diddling that cunny like crazy if I was her

>>101634653
she really should just dm toma her pregancy test desu

>>101634491
can you blame Vedal? I mean we've all seen both of them, who wouldn't pick Mini??

>24hr stream
I guess Vedal isn't going to sleep tonight

>vedal watched joker today
>vedal did not watch mini today

>>101634715
people with taste

>>101634737
Just apologize to Vedal, Toma. You can still be friends. Just friends, though.

>>101634715
>who wouldn't pick Mini??
OK THIS HAS TO BE BAIT

>>101634737
some people aren't into trash whores

heart

>>101634735
Vedal will watch everyone but Mini

>>101634773
true
stank chinese gremlin

>>101634768
and those people definitely wouldn't prefer mini

Whore hours.

Go to sleep pedo

samefag

Im so alone anon

>>101634460
It's not the model for me, it's the new persona she chose. It feels very fake, even more than the typical vtuber. It seems to be working for her though.

Camila is like Gigi but worse
Like Numi but worse
Like Koko but worse

koko is kino though?

React roundup of Neuroverse and orbiters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owmTvHvaiS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqS8YjHIhZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoatZbQC9aI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7guiLwAiX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8PQ8czhNLk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98xX-QnDaMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw_lHV0Tgbk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM2M-pMM7xM

nobody asked

>>101635568
only 2 of these people have any business being here

>>101635568
Thanks!

for boom

I asked.

>>101635622
crelly and shoomimi...

Love how like 2 of those people have interacted with evil on stream

>>101635568
Numi sounds like she came a little

>>101635671
sorry I'll be more careful next time

>>101635568
Notice how Mini isn't a leech whore. She doesn't need to leech.

>>101635838
Nice timing

>>101635838
Anon she is quite literally watching it right now and just told people to go like her comment on the video.

vellie

>>101635838
>last to leech
cant even do it right
low ranking concubine

what the FRICK, evil!

is never happening

>>101635925
COOM

i know numi music has fans but can we hope her song with neuro and evil wil be any good?

no whore will pollute neuro music

only vedal can pollute neuro

>Mini helped Vedal with the coreography
cute supportive gf

>>101635978
I mean, depends on your taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-mwcIfUHYQ

>>101636030
what a fricking twist. this season is really turning around.

>>101635925
i would never let my daughter do this

>>101635867
>and just told people to go like her comment on the video.
Holy leech whore

>bringing up a screenshot of a public watchalong with minyans
pathetic reach

>>101636030
I wonder if that's the random trip she made

>>101635978
Could do a lot worse than Numi. It'll probably be fine.

>puts you in denial

>Mini sent Vedal videos of herself dancing to give him ideas

mini is perma friendzoned

>>101636196
I don't get it

>>101636196
>3 hours
Yeah it's over

>>101636219
watchalong in the cuck chair

>>101636356
A stream, but for discord, thats it

>toma realized that vedal didn't even try including toma in the song
it all makes sense now

>>101636262
After listening to the song that anon posted i think she just needs some good lyrics, will vedal hire monii again or will he try his luck with another team

so who's going to ask toma about evil's song

>>101636443
Toma is known for being a big music creator after all

>>101636356
Mini canceled her stream because of brain worms and instead spent the whole night playing games with that guy

who

>Mini thinks british people are superior
fell for the BTC confirmed

>>101636575
Loenr is british?

vedal would never date an american that wasn't ellie

>>101636588
cope more, you lost

>>101636196
>Loenr
Isnt that the oiler she's been having sex with?

>>101636564
chrchie's friend leo, who was in the irl stream with toma and alex

>>101636509
what if the reason she's mad at vedul is because despite being his "close" "friend" he didn't hire her once out of 5 entire songs he commissioned

why'd he hire a random whore

>>101636622
are we making shit up now? >>101636630

>>101636642
no shot, she barely has confidence in her own music, and she only does lyrics

tum?

mini is more than her relationship with neuro and vedal

>>101636697
we know, olettte

>>101636669
no~
wrong guy, but Mini has an oiler she plays with a lot, or at least used to

mini literally doesn't exist outside of her interaction with those two, cope femxle orbiter

>>101636676

>>101636728
Vedalbros...

>toma blocked evil's song
it's over

>>101636747
zamn, vedal dumped this? what a homo!

>>101636776
based

>>101627500 (OP)
sexvil sex

>>101636776
clip nony

>>101636776
nice try spreadsheet anon

>>101636835
it's blocked in her chat, no one can bring it up, there's a bot shilling her own song instead

>>101635568
bunch of nobodies except for Numi

>>101636697
If she was, she sholdn't be going as hard as she is on the fangirling all over neuro's socials, she's been here for a hot while now, if she cared, she would pull a koko and hardly interact outside of streams, but look at her

>>101636893
And cerby

>>101636930
who

>>101636898
If Mini was more than that she would be doing what, Lanya is going, Ellie is going, even Cerber is going. I don't find Mini offensive but she does it to herself

>>101636874
kek
why is she so salty? aintnoway this bitch really had a crush with the turtle bra
Not even Anny was that petty

>>101636966
he's just baiting people to try so he can log them

>>101637004
evil's 6 inches....

>>101637025
bro wants to make a sausage party or why is he logging /swarm/ anons

nobody falling for that shi

>>101636948
Mean wan

crazy how far you fags will reach with your schizoid delusions

tell me when toma brings up boom, surely her being part of the neuroverse, being evil's step mom and nothing ever happening means that she's going to talk about it eventually right?

>>101627500 (OP)
This model is so good.
It's too bad that whoever made the music video wasn't using a toon shader, so it looks like some plastic SFM shit.

>>101637207
lol no

>>101637142
I thought they actually had a point for a bit there until I started being accused of trying to bait and log people too kek

>>101630698
>tourists think the song is good
niggas here see an 8/10 and think it's trash

>>101637004
size_difference

>>101637454
Its all (You) samefag cant trick with your catalog bait

>>101637492
(You) are also me anon

>>101637577
>ewil

Oh right I wanted to inpaint and upscale that oops

>>101637526
you're goddamn right and since vt has no mods nobody will know half of the board is just me

>>101637523
Evil-chan sit on my face

>>101637656
kys evilnigger