Thread 101631227

This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1937099061112496190/photo/1
Lumi had a fun time in Offkai! Now she wants to have a quiet, normal, calm, week with her gumis

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

when life gives you lumis, make lemonad- wait what:
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Previous Thread:>>101452306

Lumi really doubts her chatter being a rich lawyer who can bend his secretary on the desk

Also Lumi's stream
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>101631227 (OP)
Do we love Uruka?

>>101631277
she's just jealous that she's not his secretary

>>101631277
Lumi is noticing things
>>101631784
Uruka is pretty cool, I like her violin streams. But Lumi is better.

It's somewhat comforting knowing that someone that could have gone to Harvard went to Oxford instead because it was rated higher, become a lawyer.
And still end up watching vtubers

>>101621600
you and I are friends now

>>101632085
it's a fun way to multitask when you are dealing with an easy but time consuming project. you are all good people and all of you are going to make it.

Lumi is channeling her inner German
https://files.catbox.moe/o9oq40.mp3

>>101631588
Only if she's in her sundress

did lumi and pippa get to hang out recently? lumi has been going out of her way to say nice things

>>101631588
No, Uruka is a whore, Lumi is pure

>>101633767
Maybe in Canada. Pippa doesn't respond to lumi's dms so they stopped talking

>>101632598
cool

>>101631227 (OP)
What’s your darkest Lumi rrat?

Mine is that Lumi bullied a nerdy girl in highschool.

>>101636368
Lumi is actually super gay and she just pretends to hate women so that we don't suspect anything

>>101636368
Lumi sexually abused Starbro as revenge for all the abuse she suffered by her parents

Lumi is cute
https://files.catbox.moe/lwlnts.mp3

>>101636368
Lumi is grooming that simping Twitter artist to be her boyfriend after graduation

>>101632694
Remember when Lumi was innocent? What happened.

>>101636368
this one is dark and the worse possible case scenario.
she is super depressrd (or similar) and has spent so much time surrounded by retards in the vtubing areas that she has forgotten how to think. she has conflated a living week by week depth of strategy with actual planning. so she has no idea what she is going to do. she has also forgotten how to properly notice things right in front of her (good and bad).
worse, she has becone so caught up in the above that her standards for human interaction have collapsed. she has no idea what is going on around her anymore and is reduced to finding herself at the mercy of people who are actually pathetic. her only hope is proper human being finding her and taking control of her life for her.
she knows or knew this but dhe is terrified of people who are capable because of the catastrophic harm such a person could cause her. initially she solved for this by only opening up to people beneath her whom she could control.
even this holding action strategy is crumbling as her ever diminishing capacity makes her less and less capabable of handingly threats. at the same time she has become so complacent around losers that even pond scum will eventually be capable of wearing down her resolve.
she doesnt even know what is going on around her anymore and will eventually be eaten up by it. someone with so much potential withering away as dream after dream is burst.

again that's the worst case. it is probably somewhat common in vtubing, but you normally arent dealing with someone similar. what I am certain of is that being an irl recluse and hiding in such a degenerate industry means that almost no one in her former strata would be able to find her anymore. anyone who knew what vtubing is would avoid her content, and anyone who did not know what vtubing was is unlikely to have stumbled upon her before other vtubing content chased them off.
a haunting narrative, but you asked and this is more than possible and immediately came to mind

>>101637957
She is cute

>>101638376
I’ll believe , if not for the fact that Lumi said she doesn’t want a husband that has online presence.

>>101643029
she doesnt want you to know about him silly.

>>101643619
She already said what her favorite tags are. Stop trying to project

>>101643029
When did she say that?

>>101643659
what are her favorite tags?

>>101643828
Incest/Brother/femdom/impregnation/Pregnant

>>101643029
I doubt that. Lumi only said that so people would stop chasing her online. She will probably get asked out by some 3 viewer guy streamer and with how desperate she is will probably start going out.

>>101644061
I was talking to the normal human being not whatever the fuck this is

>>101644149
Lumi would never settle for someone so mediocre. Especially with all of her talents

>>101643828
Just Vanilla I think. She said she doesn't like porn just the art

>>101644263
Lumi cares more about there personality than there fame anyways. If the other anon is correct she probably just wants someone who wants to step away from internet fame with her to start a family not someone who's big enough to never quit streaming

>>101644369
she will also lose her mind if she marries another internet person. she could probably keep going but streaming takes a toll and the personality types of people who are (affectionate) attention whores for a living will not be the type of stabilizing presence she needs

>>101644703
Depending on the size of the streamer probably not. It's pretty common for streamers to date other streamers just for the facts you mentioned.

>>101645039
other streamers? sure. lumi? no. sure there are plenty of introverted streamers, but they are pewdiepie "please dont talk to me in public", not afraid to be seen in public introverts. for her it wouldnt be complimentary, it would push her further into the weaknesses without adding much by the way of supporting strength.

White Lumi is live
https://www.twitch.tv/lumituber

>>101645168
interesting mindreading abilities you have here.

>>101645968
Lumi has stated this multiple times on stream though
out of all the mindreading here you could have picked a better post to cuckpost about

>>101646103
so tell us genius, what kind of boyfriend lumi wants? extravert? introvert? shy guy? streamer? or maybe a guy who likes oblivion so much that he cant keep his hands away from his gfs work pc?

>>101646269
no one with an online presence (streamer), she's not as clear as what she actually wants but that part has been explicitly stated, get better bait

>>101646441
>no one with online presence
>plays with maxor offstream
>promised that tf2 content creator to marry him if they are both unmarried at 35
>super jealous of vei getting soda.
sure buddy.

>>101646611
>casually playing games with someone
>joke
>appreciating a cute couple

>>101646269
>maybe a guy who likes oblivion so much that he cant keep his hands away from his gfs work pc?
Seems like a huge liability desu, in order for your theory to work they have to live together as it doesn't make sense for him to be there in order for her to travel for work. And then you have to accept that her bf likes playing video games, but not enough to buy his own high end gaming rig despite being wealthy enough to travel several times a year. Not only that you're implying that he holds a well paying job but he's actively sabotaging Lumi by kicking her off her streaming PC to play games after she's done. Or the alternative is that he wanted to play a few days of Oblivion Remastered without the goal of finishing it but he's also a fucking redditor that doesn't even know how to take a screenshot of the game. And this is the guy you let on your work pc?

>>101646441
I think she's stated both in this case citing that only streamers can date streamers because they're the only ones that understand content comes first and that it's harder to relate to normies. But also that there needs to be a sense of normalcy off-stream and that life being entirely about streaming would suck.

>>101646796
she uses this as a reason why she has trouble finding a bf, because her only options are other Internet people right now and that's not something she wants to get into

>>101646681
>joke
>appreciating a cute couple
she went full seething mode when vei messaged that guy. you are delusional
https://i.warosu.org/data/vt/img/0486/24/1683101118091404.png

>>101647692
How is that seething

>>101647692
This is something she talked about on stream before, not mentioning him by name but confirming she's friends with someone who dated Vei before Soda. Didn't seem like she was seething. Is that Vei's former dealer fwb who used to plap her after getting blasted on edibles then?

>>101647692
Still love her

>>101649886
Im excited for this stream. she better do a follow up where she is prepared properly

>>101631227 (OP)
she needs to get her 3d face to be more angular looking

>>101631227 (OP)
my wife on the left

>>101650030
a pregnant woman in a sundress running through the fields
very wholesome and sexy at the same time

>>101650057
Your wife steals brothers away from their sisters.

live, this is going to be an experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsUbX17nazI

>>101652636
Tao Te Gigachad
Just be yourself

Lumi is very spiteful today, I don't blame her

reddit tier made just for Bertrand Russell

she's going to look up a wikipedia for every person and decide in 10 seconds

Lumitons.

10 second breakdown of Baudrillard is gonna go great

I'm just waiting for /ourguy/

Knowing just slightly more than her on this topic is making me seethe, ngl. That list should have been 10 dudes, at most, and maybe she could actually read up on them a bit more.

>>101655201
this is good tho. the end goal here is for here to realize that this is the study of ideas not of people. the people dont matter, that is a lit take. so making her do this will show her all of the overlap and help redpill her into figuring out how to think through the concepts discussed instead of names and dates

>>101655535
I almost vommited in rage but then I remembered that the point of this is to establish a starting point for actual learning. the happiest moment in philosophy is the moment you realize you are wrong about something

I wonder what she will think of Heidegger...

>>101645168
She will just have to get with another streamer that matches her "Don't talk to me in public" Energy.

>filing Voltaire under reddit
Holy based. I heard someone say "the Holy Roman Empire was not holy, roman, or an empire" IRL a few months, most disgusting reddit/discord mod looking fag I've ever seen

>>101659680
I highly doubt that would be wise or desirable for the aforementionrd reasons but who knows

>>101659687
damn straight. people who never shut up about the ones with edgy quotes are just writing book reports

cool stream Lumi I learned a lot about you

that stream revealed much. I am rooting for lumi now more than ever

I don't know anything about philosophy so it was just confusing for me but it was nice to see her defending herself

>>101661988
and realizing she is valued much more for what is going on in her mind, be it serious or lighthearted, than for her ability to disappear for 5 hours and wake up at the end of her stream.

>>101646796
>only streamers can date streamers because they're the only ones that understand content comes first and that it's harder to relate to normies
At thar rate Lumi is going to be single forever

>>101662382
It just means she can't be a streamer forever, unless she writes the godtier smut nonfiction enemies to lover for the netflix deal

Our beautiful lemon wife is live
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>101662309
hopefully she will continue to do more stuff like this

>>101662513
she streas working hours anon. I feel like this is esoteric cuck posting. she'll marry a doctor or someone whose world was grey until her met her and shE will marry someone who makes her feel safe enough to go out and enjoy all of the things she wants to do. it wont be any of the usual /here schizos and that is a good thing

Lemon says she can’t know more about chat because she gets too excited and happy.

Could the Lemon Whore cut it as a wrestler? I feel like she'd be like Toni Storm

>>101663529
she had fun on the philosophy tier list today

>>101636368
Lumi regrets her treatment of starbro when he was a kid, and she compensates by being sisterly towards chat

>>101663777
Dizzy claims she's built sturdy but she's got the stamina of xqc

>Lumi likes cooked onions
Maybe her parents were right to abuse her after all.

>>101664072
how else would you eat them, raw?

: )

>>101646796
>Streamers aren't normies
The audacity of this absolute basic bitch

>Starbro gets to see Lumi smile Genuinely all the time
I hate him

>>101662915
There is a doctor who is a male vtuber

>>101664292
synthesized atom by atom by a 3d printer

Lumi can't hack

>>101667209
My cute tard wife

Paizuri tier list when?

>>101662895
Is Lumi claustrophobic? I don’t get why she hates the citadel

>>101670595
Her parents used to lock her in a closet as a child. Ever since then, she hates darkness and small place.

>>101670595
she would rather just snipe them

well?

>>101652636
>She hates Karl Marx
Why? His philosophy is great. Not to mention his economical plans as well.

>>101670595
this may sound cheesy but here is an honest explanation of the root cause.

she cant stop worrying about the things she can/cant control, the unknown, and what could go wrong. she gets extemely anxious about anything she cant fully control and so NEEDS to be able to flee at a moments notice. right now life fells like an unsolved puzzle that needs to be fully understood and solved before she can continue.
she's unoronically forgotten that life isnt lived through a tangible set of solutions; it is something to be felt. joy, fear, tragedy, and all of the other things that makes us human are not nouns to be possessrd but things that must occur like verbs. like trying to stop a wave instead of let it move through you.
she probably knows that the beauty in life comes from actually experiencing it. she just needs to relearn that when you are hurting or feel lost, you have to allow yourself to feel it. all of it. that once you stop running and allow for the silence, you can finally hear how even our suffering teaches you lessons that you need to be alive.
the good news is that one day she will look back and realize she is not broken, just in the process of becoming, and never alone.

>>101672817
I only recently found this general and I really wish I hadn't
Why is there so much psychoanalysis, I just want to watch the lemon woman. Now I feel as if she might graduate at any moment

>>101672992
dont read what you dont want to read. lumi has been like this for longer than she has been vtubing

>>101672992
I find it kinda fascinating, there's no other vtuber thread that is like this. Lots of generals have weird schizos, but ours have this intense pseudo-intellectuality and lack of maliciousness that I enjoy a lot.

do you guys suppose we will be able to do a meet and greet with Lumi at Phase Con, I hope they offer some extravagantly expensive ticket with one guaranteed m&g because I would probably pay $250 for a minute of Lumi's time face-to-face

>>101673768
I would be surprised if there was no meet and greet, they can only do so much and it's something that many people would want, both the fans and the talents
just be ready for her to test you if you go

>>101672992
There used to be lots of people here who supported Lumi, but after the Oblivion Crisis they all left save for just the one schizo >>101673578. He spends most of his days pretending to be a new poster asking questions and then replying to himself.

why are the youtube comments pretending Lumi did anything during the philosophy stream

>>101676796
She did something groundbreaking.

>>101673768
as a side note it would be so funny if Pippa overslept for her m&g for PhaseCon

>>101677045
Nobody but maybe Socrates is groundbreaking.

>>101656984
Quotes, summaries and second hand explanation take out literally all the meat, so I'd say it's the opposite. You're not gonna survive any of the canon text with thinking like that. You're just rote-memorizing floating concepts with no basis of comparison. It's an entirely different reward process from the wikipedia entry, and even if it did inspire her to read *some* of these guys, it's gonna take an entirely different approach to actually enjoy it.
>>101659687
Voltaire's quotes are pretty much the origin of the /r/atheism types.
>>101677045
Aquinas being in ground breaking is offensive.

>>101681107
>Aquinas being in ground breaking is offensive.
Why Aquinas redefine Christian philosophy

>>101672992
>I feel as if she might graduate at any moment
Lumi won't unless she felt like she peaked at phase. She's growing and phase is as well still so it will be a few years yet

>>101682142
He's a synthesizer, a good one. No way he gets to be above Aristotle.

>>101683107
>Aristotle
Aristotle is a meme and babies first philosopher. Chilon of Sparta is superior in every way, and that's not mentioning Lycurgus.

Lumi is love

>>101681107
I think you are a little confused about how philosophy is taught and learned. under your model, if she was learning multiplication, she would just memorize 2*2 and 4*7 and 9*9 instead of learning how to multiply.
it seems you have also gobbled up the low hanging voltaire fruit and seethed about a dispute rather than any of the important erorrs. I think you may benefit by watching these streams.

>>101683218
mid-wit.

>>101684706
Refute Spartan Philosophy.

>>101683107
that's Lumi's fault
in general she should have worded the chart better so it looked more like opinions than terms like groundbreaking and building block

>>101684761
It is like you are trying to make fun of yourself. you accidentally made a brilliantly self-depricating joke.

>>101662382
>single forever
a ghost of oblivion took care of that already buddy.

>>101685644
Jesus, you will never let it go that Starbro and Lumi share the same save file

>>101685681
I was her brothers save. Cloud saves definitely work like that

>>101684762
she was trying to be controversial when she did the prep work for the tier list, so terms like that are intentional

>>101646796
>that understand content comes first
That just sounds retarded to me. Why is this some unbridgable gap in a relationship? I think normal people can understand just fine valuing your career. Just like a streamer would be able to comprehend actually showing up to your job on time.
I think she's just scared a normal person is gonna see through and not tolerate her crazy.

>>101686278
>tolerate her crazy
she is the most basic woman you can find, nothing special at all. Just lies and tehehe. I support the rrat that she is a high end escort

>>101686278
Being career driven especially as a woman in a relationship probably doesn't go over too well in most cases unless you're the mommygf type and it's not like she makes the money to do that. I assume she's not talking about streams who make 6 figures in a month but those that struggle to make minimum wage while working 10-12h a day, never being able to take time off for dates, meeting parents, celebrating anniversaries etc. For a lot of people those things are really important and it will seem crazy not to prioritize relationship and kids when your streamer career has yielded you nothing.

>>101686461
Lumi in alternative life where she never found joy could be a high class escort, she has all the right strengths and weaknesses for the job
but as it stands she found better ways to take advantage of her talents, plus with how often she streams I doubt she has the time for that kind of work

>>101686461
>>101686577
That's basically what a socialite is and she was raised to be one, a twitch streamer isn't too far off I guess lol

>>101686632
>>101686577
and a high end escort. You need to groom men in this job. She is good at it

>>101686461
>she is the most basic woman you can find, nothing special at all
Stop seething femanon. Lumi is unique and special

>>101686703
unique and special dont get a bf that can't keep his hands away from oblivion

>>101686748
She said it was her brother's save

>>101687121
gumicuck...

>>101686461
She's smart, funny and has loads of other good qualities. We've had this exchange before, basic girls wouldn't make you seethe like this.
>>101686487
>but those that struggle to make minimum wage while working 10-12h a day, never being able to take time off for dates, meeting parents, celebrating anniversaries etc.
She's in NYC. I'm not American, but isn't that entire city full of smart people starting businesses, building careers in finance, fashion, and other brutal fields? And an underclass that's working two jobs? If you're still stuck at square one after 5+ years then yeah, it's time to rethink your choices, but I don't think another streamer would have a lot more tolerance towards that.
>>101686632
It's far off in all the ways that matter. A socialite hangs out with the social elite, then marries off into a rich family and does whatever passion project she wants and births babies. Lumi extracts money from the opposite types of people.

>>101687593
>She's in NYC
She lived in New York for a very brief period a long time ago, I'm 99% sure I know which city she lives in now but she hasn't shared it on stream. It's on the west coast and a 4-5h drive from Vancouver

>>101687673
Okay yeah I only know like 2 American cities, so when she said west coast i just assume NYC what else is there

>>101687720
NYC is on the east coast, California is on the west coast. It's funnier if you tell her she's from California

>>101687747
Huge ass fucking country, I started looking at the map to stop embarrassing myself, apparently there's loads of stuff on both coasts

>>101687673
not lived, whored herself out. She is a high end escort

>>101687977
Surely you wouldn't just go around telling lies on the internet without proof would you?

>>101687673
>>101687853
the west coast is expensive too, so that still applies

>>101687977
>my latest cuckfantasy is that she's a high end escort that whores her 4080Ti work computer out to Oblivion Chads while she's travelling to do mocap stuff

>>101687593
>extracts
settle down. she goes to great lengths to avoid just that. she puts up with annoying behaviors from some of her regulars, like @ ing her every six seconds, to avoid milking money from poors. other vtubers wouldnt put up with shit like that. which is unfortunate given behaviors like this guy
>>101673578
>pseud
you're acting like that one chatter who waits for another chattter to say something interesting so he can repeat it constantly for two weeks in the hope of lumi misattributing it. your hamfisted tryharding has the same aura

>>101663529
>>101663853
she is really sweet

>>101684762
she admitted that she thought she was just going to ragebait content. I think she was still in denial about the lengths to which chat would go to tardwrangle her.
>>101676796
>>101677045
I mean she kind of did ragebait her chat into forcing this through. not many people can get so many doctorates to spawn in just to say "how fucking dare you" and stick around after

>>101689897
what am I there for? just to seethe in silence.

>>101678529
it's invent a bicycle problem.
Bicycle is extremely simple to us today, anyone can make one, but before it was invented? alien magics, smae with any occept really, ahve to put in appropriate timeslot, we simple do not adn can not understand how much of philosophy seeped into our society over 2000 years down to simplest peasants.

NTRBROS ITS OUR TIME

>>101691448
Fyren needs more money. Make sure do donate lots.

Cucking mention

lumi actually remembers her lore

Our cute lemon wife is streaming
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>101688970
This is the second post post accusing me of being some mysterious idiot I don't know about because of my seemingly innocuous post. It's funny it's happened twice.

>>101698060
You're arguing with a schizo who thinks he can identify individual people from stream chat in Anonymous 4chan posts.

>felt so mushy I felt like joining the Discord vc the other day
I feel like she's making fun of this thread lol

>>101698060
>>101698278
reading comprehension is clearly neither of your strengths, huh?

>>101699419
Do explain what you really meant, that sounds fun!

>>101699403
she is constantly. that's why we put in the effort to keep it fun. a bitch like lumi loves the idea of having her own little schizos. we get to shit post and occasionally make an observation, actual schizos too autistic to get it join the fray, and other 3rd and 4th order consequences. remember to always be laughing

>>101697774
it's finally over

>>101697774
>>101700210
she may be a whore, but she can make a timeline

>>101700691
Lumi is not a whore, she’s pure and virginal

>>101663529
She’s too parasocial.

I don't get all the talk worrying about her romantic future. She's obviously charismatic enough to pick up a real-life professional once she gets tired of vtubing.

>>101710630
She's the problem and the talk's mostly been around hypothesizing how she could end up with someone without it ending in disaster

>>101710630
She’s nervous when actually meeting people.

>>101710769
>>101710800
Overblown problem. A girl being nervous has never stopped an enterprising guy from wanting to bang, as this thread shows. Unless she's full-on hikki, she will get picked up and plapped eventually.

>>101710960
She is a full-on Hikki.

>>101710960
>without it ending in disaster
She can socialize well enough and is probably attractive enough where it's not contingent on her other attributes but the higher value you are the more discerning you also have to be with guys.

>>101710960
it's not about getting plapped, Lumi is someone who needs love and closeness

>>101712763
And yet she refuses to believe in unconditional love

>>101713035
this is called maladaptive behavior

>>101708898
she isnt parasocial she just likes it when chatters can act like internet friends without shitting the bed

the thread is smarter than usual today. you guys are cool

>>101713035
Her parents love her unconditionally

does lemon believe in unconditional love

>>101713035
>Starbro says he loves his sister Lumi unconditionally
>Lumi immediately tries to make the love transactional by buying starbro a PC, monitor and internet.
Self-sabotage is a hell of a drug

Cucks

>>101715957
I meant the thread. that does sound sort of like big sister behavior. I bought my sister all sorts of shit just cause I had a job and it was trvial

>>101638376
he's ugly, brown and poor literally the three things Lumi hates

>>101715957
Starbro can fix her

>>101716689
What makes you think that she hates him for being brown?

>>101719584
Lumi hates colored people.

>>101719584
everything Lumi has ever said

>>101719914
And what has Lumi said.

>>101719791
doubt, she loves me and I'm brown

>>101719584
the ugly and poor isn't even debatable

>>101721545
The only people we know Lumi loves for sure is her parents(debatable) and Starbro (not even a doubt)

>>101721985
it is sweet how much she loves him. you can hear it in her voice whenever she talks about him. she should try hang out with him more often without pestering him about whether he is working hard enough and snitching to her dad. it is nice to be with people who care about you that much and arent judging

has lumi just been doom scrolling nonstop since she finished the stream

>>101723194
This image sent her into a depressive mood

>>101723248
did you forget the image

>>101723294
yeah

She will never achieve her dreams

>>101723322
you say this like you arent trolling but why would you believe something so absurd

>>101722396
>snitching to her dad
please explain

>>101721834
What makes you think he's poor?

>>101724089
she loves him but she is a little special so she tells her dad if anything is going on. sometimes it is better not to nag about the small stuff to make sure they trust you with the big stuff. she loves her dad so it would be weird to poke too hard on this one. girl advice from lumi would be funny

>>101672571
kek

>>101677045
lputting locke below hobbes is based ngl

>>101672571
Lumi hates you

>>101725164
does lumi hate us or love us

>>101725164
Why would she hate me? Isn’t her brother a member of the Democratic Socialist of America?

>>101725587
She hates us

>>101725680
does she really?

>>101725678
If that were true, Lumi would verbally abuse his.

>>101725587
100% if your a communist

>>101722396
There's kinds of sibling love that blossoms when you don't see each other that much. I don't know their dynamic that well, but maybe that's how it's like with them too

>>101728342
so when we talk about lumi liking starbro here we're talking about incest right

>>101728380
No. And unless you want to get ban on her channel, don’t even type she has incestous feelings for starbro.

>>101728380
No. Why would you even think that?

>>101728434
>>101728440
I never got that vibe from her streams, also I'm not enough of a sperg to say something like that where she's (officially) looking. Just the way you guys phrased it felt like it added that weird tension. Maybe I just watch too much Noel (the holo brocon).

>>101728505
Lumi’s love for her brother is familial, and a tad bit below Noel’s love for her brother. Though people have said Lumi shat on Starbro’s GF.

>>101729427
if true, the bitch probably hurt him and lumi was not amused by the possibility

>>101729427
It's natural to be leery of your sibling's partners, you want someone good for them, but yeah that's often played off as a brocon thing in anime and such.

>>101721545
hello fyren

>>101711082
>hikki
>trip to japan,spain.france,uk, phase warehouse.
You are retarded

>>101725678
Probably not. His parents would beat the shit out of him if that was the case

>>101722396
she said she wanted to convince him to stay with her over the summer, probably won't happen but it's something she wants at least

I love Lumi

>>101729427
Lumi “shat” on her for being too emotional, clingy and needy.

Still wondering what she meant by that.

>>101735251
bpd bitchl vibes. not literally but as an archetype. that or she wanted hugs.
>>101734193
it makes me happy to know beautiful things that havent been completely ruined by the realities of adulthood.

>>101736265
>it makes me happy to know beautiful things that havent been completely ruined by the realities of adulthood.
Lumi would say the same thing, but not about herself

>>101736925
lumi was ruined by years of high end escort work

Live, Cute outfit today
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

will she finish the car today?

>>101631227 (OP)
Lumi logs sliddin onto my chest before she stands on them with her bare feet and the nectar gets stuck between her toes.

Did you guys make friends in her chat? She talks about it but I think vtuber

>>101744577
Ignore anything after the question mark

>>101744577
no, but it seems like some people do
there is many in her chat who greet each other as friends, as well as talk to each other during streams

>>101743904
Hot

>Memory going out of character from 4view raid
cute

>>101736925
that she would. but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. even if it is covered in oil, inefficient, retarded, two parts away from finishing a car, and out of gas

>>101742535
I secretly believed she would

>>101744577
Why would I want to be friends with brown people?

>>101749432
in my experience they make good henchmen. plus not all of the gumis are brown. there are some 100% white gumis. not loads. but they exist. non-euros even.
I have decided lumi wrote this post and you cant change my mind

I just realized anyone reasonably good looking rich person that watches lots of vtubers is insane. that took too long. thank you for listening to my blog.

>>101749943
I've seen what Lumi's meet and greets look like and it's all brown people with 5 white people

>>101750394
how many people were there total? five white people is probably half of the total white attendees at a con

>>101750484
I wasn't there, but every picture I've seen over the years is just a line of brown people with an odd white guy thrown in there

>>101752500
>>101684009
As pictured here

>>101752602
that's just what Californians look like

Why does lumi hate her herself for being feminine.

>>101750388
>he actually thinks sunbrocean looks like that and has four houses and a horse breeding ranch
At least you got the insane part right

>>101753656
She was once a tomboy, until her parents beat it out of her.

Lumi doesn't read smut anymore...

>>101753173
True, but every meet and greet picture of lumi's look like that. Just look at who are her biggest simps on stream/Twitter, there all brown as well

>>101756462
cute, she looks so happy

>>101754401
she's doing it! she's actually doing it. why am I nervous?

>>101756856
there were at least 4 or 5 white, late 30s balding software engineer types in her Offkai queue I was one of them

>>101757305
out of how many total?

>>101757435
hard to tell because the queues for Euphoria, Lumi and Uruka were all mixed up. I didn't record accurate demographic statistics, but I have to say Offkai had a lot more swarthy-skinned people than I would have expected at a vtuber convention. I always assumed it would be an almost exclusively white/east Asian phenomenon.

>>101757305
>I was one of them
Nice, how was the meet and greet with Lumi?

>>101733458
I wonder if she regrets moving out so early in his life.

>>101757822
I posted about it in a previous thread already, but I really fucked it up by being an awkward sperg. I'm now waiting for Phase Con to try again and just hope that she doesn't remember me lel

>>101757848
Not at all. She makes enough money to live comfortably and got away from her abusive mom

>>101757565
not to belabor the point but what was the rough ratio? people always call each other brown and I wanted to brag about the gumis. it is strange that it was all a bunch of fucking mexicans running around.
I guess they are really into anime in latin america. two of my best friends are brothers from down there. they're pretty damn good looking, did modeling and shit to pay for school. sounds kinda gay but they were drowning in pussy. theyre chads to this day but I still make fun of them for being such relative weebs.
if they watch narutu and shit then I can imagine what the odd balls are like

>>101757952
it's not likely she remembered you, she would be more likely to remember the ones who impressed her
there were probably a lot of people who sperged out
if you're really worried about it you could just bring a hat or something next time

>>101758069
She remembers everything unfortunately. But yes I doubt he was alone that day, awkward spergs come with the territory so she doesn't mind too much

>>101757982
>not to belabor the point but what was the rough ratio?
From walking around, I think it might have been up to 20% people of Hispanic/SEA descent? Even a few rare black weebs.
>>101758069
I thought it would be interesting to wear a suit to a meet and greet, that would either impress her with the effort, or alternately make me look like an ultimate turbo autist

>>101758135
She remembers everything

>>101757952
bro youre good. stop tripping yourself out. it's lumi. if you or I bumped into her shopping for cheese and asked which isle she found the (insert type of cheese in her cart you cant find) she'd probably sperg the fuck out for a solid 5 seconds before mumbling something and running out of the store without her shit. she cant judge anyone's brainworms when her brainworms run the show

>>101757952
Oh your that guy. I wouldn't beat your self to much about it. There's worse spergs there I guarantee. If you act better next time and Lumi remembers you she will probably think it's humbling that you got better at speaking

I bet the meet and greet was difficult for Lumi since she struggles to distance herself from her fans, and she had so much fun with it

>>101758135
was that a helpful thing to say?
>>101758258
it is hard to look like a turbo autist when you are surrounded by con goers. in my experience people tend to just assume you are in charge. I'm white tho so that adds a bit of a buff.
>>101758325
>humbling
I think it would be an ego trip we will have to slap her back into her place afterwards. but yes that was what I was indirectly trying to convey

>>101757848
no. that is the one thing there is no chance of. she may wish she had been able to pay more attention to her brother when he was younger
>>101758437
that does suck. she probably used to think this would be a good way to make friends. then it turned out that the people who put in the effort to do that are the most schizo and the only ones she could trust were people who would get fucked if they fucked her. must be rare for anyone to have as much skin in the game/more to lose by being crazy than to gain from attention. parasocialness must eat nice people

>>101758528
>was that a helpful thing to say?
Sure? My point is I doubt she gave the interaction any thought after the fact even if it was awkward, and there is no point in ruminating. Just do better next time

>>101757975
>>101759042
But Starbro had to deal with the abusive mom instead

>>101759293
so did her dad. why do you think they are rescuing him for a summer. her dad is in on it. starbro may be the one dragging his feet.
I hope she isnt being a dork about it and not doing obvious shit like luring him over with offers of vodka and playing vidya all day. she can give him two weeks of doing whatever and still have 6 weeks to get him to go do stuff.

>>101759498
Is her brother in high school?

>>101760579
Nah, he graduated and is taking a gap year. He should be starting college soon.

>>101760627
Why didn't he come to visit during the spring instead? Lumi said he was on summer break so I assumed he was in high school still

hypothetical question regarding fanart of Lumi in an Evangelion plugsuit, what colour should it be? If she really wants to insist that blue is her character colour then perhaps one of the shades of blue from her astronaut outfit top? Like a light pastel blue? Or black and white like her 2.0 model's first outfit?

>>101760627
did she say that? she likes her little puzzles and they are fun to solve but come on dude. although after today I'm one to talk

>>101761351
she is very narcicisic (endearing) so there is an 85% chance it is the same shade as her eyes

>>101760579
anon jumped the gun there but you can infer from context some things

>>101758437
She craves nerdy men to fix into chads

>>101762817
what is her success ratio? she needs some fixing herself first

>>101763552
>what is her success ratio?
So far, she manage to turn Starbro from a nerd to a chad gym bro.

>>101753905
it is always best to remain polite and slowly withdraw attention from crazy. wish me luck.

>>101763592
her dad did that
normalacy would be a waste for that weirdo. still. I'm going to drag that bitch kicking and screaming into functionality. we will know we finally did it if she just ghosts us all one day.

>>101762817
Lumi is a daddy's girl, trying to feople is just something she does

>>101763692
It's a bit like a wrangling a fellow anon, huh...

>>101763692
When were gone hopefully she doesn't buy 6 cats and doesn't leave her house. I know streaming has helped her with her depression alot and I hope she doesn't fly head 1st back into it

>>101764421
>I know streaming has helped her with her depression
Is that why she wants starbro to be with her for the summer, so she can some sort of goal

>>101764135
>feaple
fix people fuck me
>>101764421
if she stays in contact with some of the friends she has made she should be fine

>>101764500
I don't understand what she's expecting from that. She only has one bedroom, no furniture, shitty AC. If I was her brother i would stay in my climate controlled room play games and go to the gym everyday.

>>101764421
oh yeah if she stops streaming before making friends and getting therapy or something to fix her brain worms she is fucked.
>>101764197
what a funny coincidence indeed lol
>>101764502
Im not sure fellow sad girls who spend their time playing video games and yapping to lonely men are the best support base, so much as a drain. but something similar

>>101764849
per her admission not digging on anyone's brother, he will be more than fine he is an autist who is good at factorio. her retarded reasons for not having ac are fixable. they just need to get a pull out couch. someone needs to slap her until she realizes that "oh eventually I will move and not need furniture" is a retarded version of a future time preference. life is happening to the silly bitch right now

>>101764976
her fellow sad girls wouldn't be enough support on their own, but she has met many people and has some close friendships with some of them

If Starbro does move in with Lumi for the summer, wouldn’t Sakana fire Lumi for breaching her contract with living with a male.

>>101765185
family is exempt, lots of phase talents live with a male family member

>>101764849
She wants a reason to move apartments or finally put down that down payment on that house.

>>101764849
The goal was to get him away from his parents for a while, I assume he feels a bit stuck and doesn't feel like his own person yet. And it sounds like their mom is overbearing and likes to micromanage a lot. Not sure what she expects either, for me it took 3-4 months living on my own before I got out of the living at home mindset.

>>101766611
She's only going to have him 3 months why would she get a new place just for him?
>>101766845
I can see that. I was the same way when I moved out too. Maybe next summer if she gets a bigger place.

>>101767218
>why would she get a new place just for him?
Why wouldn't she glow up in order to impress her little brother?

>>101765270
No they don't.

>>101766845
It is cute when a girl is a turbo bottom. it is a littke weird when a man is. he would probably benefit from some independent time before going to uni so he doesnt make any odd impressions
>>101765185
>>101765270
>>101768206
that provision is unenforceable as fuck. open shut. even mentioning it would be grounds for workplace harassment, much less being stupid enough to put it in writing. yes they operate informally and can nudge nudge wink wink that sort of thing since the work server is probably a shit show of actionable content.
Lumi put to rest the rrat that they were stupid enough to operate without a lawyer today (thank God - that would have meant they were one lawsuit away from folding). so there is no fucking way that shit is a thing..

>>101768704
Wait, is starbro actually more submissive than Lumi? I thought that was a shitpost by antis.

>>101768819
No Starbro is just a bit disillusioned with life it sounds like, there was one story Lumi told about a really cute girl he was seeing and he dumped her after a week because he got bored lol

>>101769026
Why would he be disillusioned

>>101769026
I can tell autism runs in there family

>>101769149
He lives a very privilege life

>>101769381
only Lumi and starbro are autist.

>>101769616
What we heard about lumi's mom she 100% as well

>>101768819
I didnt say more than. I just said it isnt received the same way. And a domineering mom type running the house has predictable results on a family's dynamics

>>101769866
she says she is the least autistic out of all of them.
>>101769388
there is a difference between having a good feel for a situation and reasonable extrapolation from data and just saying things. is that a data based conclusion?

>>101770387
How does Lemon mama expect grandkids if all of her kids are too traumatized to reproduce.

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>>101771141
that is a good question. I imagine starbro is man lumi. so reasonably good looking and useful man autism. he'll make money and accidentally tism rizz his way to a wife. the reversed reflection how lumi will Maria max and support/heal slut tism rizz a husband into rescuing her

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