Thread 101685899

Saba's membership has already been unlocked and is getting tons of traction before she even debuts.

>>101685899 (OP)
Can't wait for her react slop streams

>>101685899 (OP)
Look man, we all know she'll go back to barely streaming. Just let people make the most of the few hours they're going to see her.

>>101685960
blud pretends like she wasnt already streaming 2 months per year

>>101685899 (OP)
She's gotta make the most money off of the debut buff so she can go back to comfortably not streaming for another few months

>>101685945
Why do you care as non-watcher?

Chumcucks are actually beyond pathetic, I think irl cuckolds are actually more human than them

>>101686007
what stoped her taking affiliate, not stream, taking % from merch and Gura tm name anyway

>>101686056
ur just jelly ur not a cutey putey girl urself loser

>>101685899 (OP)
Imagine still giving her money at this point. You have to be beyond retarded.

>>101686056
fatherless child spotted

>S-SHE WILL S-S-S-STIL N-N-NOT STREAM!!!

is this the last cope of the hater pags?

>>101686084
>>101686093
Give her more money. That'll really piss me off. Screenshot it while you're at it.

>>101686093
I'm not the one knowingly getting burned by a shameless whore for the thousandth time in a row though

>>101686056
Keep seething jeet. You favourite vtuber is garbage compared to Saba. Even 1 second of a Saba/Gura stream has more worth than anything your whore of an oshi has ever done in her career.

>>101686119
Get ready for the grudgeposting

I love how Chumbuds went from being the #1 "my oshi is literally a saint" to "I don't fucking care what the truth is just take my money, lmao fuck the antis"

>>101686124
>>101686125
melty

>>101686093
On the contrary, if you had any respectable father figure they would have taught you better money management. The fact you would willingly give money to a millionaire that doesn't give 2 shits about you says you probably didn't have a good role model growing up.

These are the same people who were saying she wouldn't graduate after the tweet, there is no point arguing with someone who is this detached from reality
I gotta hand it to Gura though, she's created the perfect cycle of abuse

>cuckbuds accusing others of being fatherless
Lol, imagine telling your father all the shit Gura's done (or rather hasn't) and that'd you'll still financially support her no matter what

>>101686056
>pedophiles are inhuman scum
Big of true.

>>101686056
>>101686184
this anon that shames you for donating to vtubers is the same kind of anon that will screech at you for using ai to avoid paying people (people will not fuck him for white knighting them btw)

>>101686176
that hit the spot for you, damn..

>>101686230
I'm literally a Neuro-sama fan, giving money to real vtubers is one of the most cucked things a man could do, especially so in Gura's case

>>101685899 (OP)
B-But catadogs told me she's not popular. I don't understand!!!! Let me cope with buzz rrat spam >>101685960 >>101686007 and chumbud seething number >>101686056 .

>>101686124
>>101686125
>>101686176
>>101686218
mindbroken. take the truth pill

>>101686257
>I'm literally a Neuro-sama fan
>gives money to a limp wristed bong
fucking hell this is the kind of anti we deal with KEKW

>>101686070
She doesn't want to split revenue with Cover, doesn't want to fly to Japan for idol work and annual events, and didn't become an affiliate because she hates Cover enough to take the Gura name down with her.
Now that she's an indie, she can keep all the revenue for herself, and she gets to decide what's the bare minimum of work she has to do..

>>101686268
The last step will be to hire Vedal to make a Saba stream bot

>>101686343
You do realise that Cover still own the Gura IP and can use her and her songs however they want right? Affiliate status is nothing to do with that. Case in point:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCJnxaGIYUo

Welcome to FISH LOVE!

>>101686257
They are not selling any merch if you are affiliate, they said this already.

>>101685899 (OP)
She's a grifter, grifters bad, but at the same time retards deserve to have their money taken (unless, like in a good chunk of cases, it's their parents money) so it kinda evens out

>>101686530
kek

>>101686056
This is her last chance for me. I was kind of burned from keeping her membership from debut with literal years with no streams; but if I dont see a change now, im dropping her for real.

>>101686530
Is he wrong tho? Cucks irl at least get to participate you could say, they get some action. Here they just give money and get nothing in return. It's not even cuckoldry, it's just throwing money away.

>>101686419
>and can use her and her songs however they want right?
They can, they wont because they'd get eviscerated if they did. Things that were already in production are different

>>101686599
>t. poorfag who can't afford anything.

bro just work, it's not that hard to get a job.

>>101686530
>Findom is fun
The absolute state of cumbuds

>>101686646
Baffling thing to say, would you pay for a service if you get nothing in return?

>>101686671
>can't expend 5 dollar every month

how's the pagpag taste like?

>>101686685
Ok, so you are retarded, got it.

>>101686671
It's called marriage

>>101686646
I'm the one you replied to.
I'm a doctor (a resident, but still), I have plenty of money... more than most people in my country I'd say. Just because I have money, doesn't mean I'm supposed to be irresponsible and just give it away to others for literally nothing. Btw when a product is involved, I pay for it, I'm subbed to several patreons because the people there provide me with their product.

Don't project your shortcomings unto others. I know you think that 5$ membership is a lot and will totally own le trolls and protect m'lady's honor on 4chins, but no, it's just pathetic. It's a matter of principle mostly.

>>101686710
kek, get a load of this poor fuck.

>>101686732
Ok? I'm an oil baron, I get to pee on vtubers backstage.

>>101686734
I might be poor, that's yet to be decided, but you have a poor character. And that's not something up for debate.

>>101686760
NTA but you're more retarded than him. both of you are but you're bigger in terms of retardation.

>>101686784
Cool, who asked?

The legend has returned

>>101686834
see what I mean? how retarded can you be?

Coming back to find the fanbase in this state after dropping her in early 2023 is legit depressing, you guys act like zombies

>>101685899 (OP)
Instant sub

>>101686867
Ok

>>101686732
There are other things you should be spending your time on, IF you are a doctor and especially a resident, than posting here and getting upset at people spending $5.

>>101686862
lmao

>>101686257
Actually fucking pathetic.

>>101686900
No one is stopping you from wasting your own money, he was saying his opinion on the matter.

>>101686873
That's what abuse does to you

Saba is cute bau bau

Sub to Saba today, guys

Trust me, I'm a Doctor.

>>101686749
uh-huh...
Anyway, just know that majority of posters and lurkers here see you for what you are - a virtue signaler for a vtuber. Not even some cause or something big, but a vtuber who doesn't even stream for you.
>>101686900
My studies and work are none of your concern. I worked hard in uni so I can take it easy now, especially since I'm a family doc and I'm living on easy mode as far as med specialties are concerned. Laughing at low-life retards while I'm listening to something or playing vidya on weekends during rain is a pretty comfy pastime imo.

How many memberships has Aryancunnyrapist1488 given already? like 500?

>>101686969
kek
rumao
roru

>>101686939
Don't worry, I already have. Easiest $5 decision.

Half of the thrill of being a chumbud is sharing a community with people like this >>101686920 and knowing Gura is perfectly aware and fine with it

>>101685945
she's on youtube, keep coping and seething

>>101686969
why is bro tryna act superior? Schizophrenic too much? you're literally triggered at people spending 5 dollars on a virtual fish. jesus, get a life.

>>101686056
>think irl cuckolds are actually more human than them
kys novelcucks

>>101686969
Anon, you have to be at least 18 years old to use this website.

>>101686920
Isnt this Biboo's whale?

>>101685899 (OP)
>KING

>>101686969
>My studies and work are none of your concern.
But you stated that first? If you're going to bring it into the conversation, then it's gonna get addressed. Good luck with family medicine.

THIS IS CRAZY!! Has any other vtuber ever opened membership on debut before? I'm so happy she provides us the opportunity to show we are true day 1 fans and no matter how much or how little content she provides, we'll always be there to support her. Saba really is not just a vtuber, but a lifestyle

>>101686124
What kind of findom is this

>>101687074
Nimi opened in the middle of her debut stream, but I can't recall anyone ever opening hours prior to debut.

>>101686969
>least mindbroken saba anti

I’m in

>>101686969
>playing vidya
>watches Neuro
>Posts on 4chan
Lmao calm your ass down and just do shit you enjoy retard

>>101687093
It's probably better since the whole chat would just be spammed with membership notifications. It's definitely a solution to that problem.

Reminder that your username being nazi pedo rapist, is not a joke. You could and should get a visit from the FBI for this kind of behavior.

>>101687131
average gura viewer

>>101687131
You got his name wrong.

>>101687131
ACR1488 won
you lost

>>101687093
Yeah, and YouTube chat became unusable, opening the floodgates now is a smart move

>>101687124
Its not like the chat is going to be usual regardless

>>101686056
Chumcucks,Napcucks, everything related to ex-holos is a cuck for holobrownie
Maybe go to your Holotower echo chamber to suck yagoo dick like a cuck

>>101687168
can you type like a human being you filthy brown pag?

>>101685899 (OP)
Absolute grift. There will be a ton of day 1 merch too.

>>101685899 (OP)
>already giving her money so she can soft retire for half a year again
Is there a fanbase more retarded than Chumbuds?

>>101687257
Ex corpo likes money? No way

>>101687273
Is there anyone more retarded than anti fans? No matter the fan base, I feel like doing things you enjoy puts them above you Dumb niggers

>>101687298
Ex corpo run less merch than corpo retard, go buy ur Chinese plastic for holo summer if it isn't canceled again

>>101687022
reps would go a long way but keep that copium flowing

>>101687054
>>101686920
>>101686862
>flooding everyone with ARS memberships so no one can spend actual money on this lazy bitch
based

>>101687343
Ever being corpo is a symptom of wanting money

>>101687315
>Is there anyone more retarded than anti fans
evidently chumbuds

thanks for notifying me, wouldn't want to miss out on membering the best chuuba

>>101687245
Yeah keep throwing personal insults holocuck

>>101687387
They aren't chumbuds now they are catfish people

>>101687298
it's more that ex holos in particular are lazy grifters like it's fucking unreal. many ex corpos are not nearly as bad

>>101687429
It must be a big culture shock to go from the biggest corpo to indies. Nimi is doing OK, though I'd prefer less fromslop and more of an nlss inspired thing

ITT:
>noooooo you can't support your oshi!

>>101687429
>ex holos in particular are lazy grifters
Ex Holos can get away with it, most other ex corpo girls arent rich enough to never work again

>>101686125
nigga its 5bucks. now if you throw hundreds at any streamer then something is wrong with you.

>>101687597
It's still 60 bucks a year, I could get a loli onahole for that

>>101687611
When you giving more giftsubs ACR?

>>101687611
But I already ha-

>>101687273
Their fanbase is basically what sunk cost fallacy looks like.

>>101686056
Excellent post, look at the amount of seething chumfaggots responded, even got someone blaming Bijou LMAOO, rent free in these pedos brains.

>>101687512
delusional

IM GOING TO BOT SABAS STREAM SO NUMBERS FINALLY REALIZES WHAT THYEYVE BEEN MISSING ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>101685899 (OP)
Cant wait for her 2 weeks of being "active" and then months of "meh I'll stream whenever..." while membership money keeps dripping.
Gura is one of the most disgusting grifter "I wanna live on easymode" whores.

>1 ip
>over half the posts
but jannies think this is fine because it's about gura/saba

>>101685899 (OP)
did it unlock yesterday or today? I just joined but now I'm worried that some people will have been in her membership before me and I'll always be behind them

>>101688025
And they'll all eat it right up and come up with excuses for her and whiteknighting for her in every corner of the internet that dares call her out

>>101688025
dont think shell get the luxury of doing that this time. she has to hustle or lose her business

>>101688025
Are you giving her money? No? Why do you care. If gura disappeared you/your oshi would still be a 2view. And you/your oshi would still have had her/your pussy drilled out an uncountable number of times.

>>101685899 (OP)
Well Mori I guess that charity event looks like a waste of time and we all know where the money will be getting dumped on today.

>>101688315
Stop trying to get anons banned

You guys better join now to claim that you were a fan of Saba since she debuted.

>>101688364
>CLUNK

>>101688107
Why would she care? Shes loaded with holo money already

>>101687046
Biboo is brown so I don't think Aryan cunny rapist would like her

>>101687074
This is sarcastic right?

>>101688787
He's right though, you're either a Chumbud for life or you're a fucking anti

What a fucking grifter lmao, truly cut from the same cloth as Nimi.

Props to her for successfully building a cult of personality though, as small as it is her financial future is set for life as along as she doesn't do anything too retarded.

>>101686027
some people believe in fairness and justice

>>101689099
That's stupid. How pathetic do you have to be to support someone who doesn't even care enough to stream once a week for her fans. She just takes your money and fucks off. Worst is her fans are stupid enough to keep giving her money.

>>101688383
Done my part.

And Gura sub is still active.

>>101689212
u mad bro?

>>101689309
Fdund

>>101685899 (OP)
based now i can finally stop giving a shit about homolive

>>101687131
You jealous cause you're just regular pedo

>>101687257
>Absolute grift. There will be a ton of day 1 merch too.
Sameko Saba has a single $5 membership tier, Nimi Nightmare has a single $5 membership tier, and Dooby has a single $4 membership tier. Considering there are vtubers that have $100 tiers along with T4 membership streams these indies are really bad at grifting. They could learn from Cover that releases hundreds of dollars worth of concert tickets, thousands of dollars of merch per talent, and is paying the salary for at least 200 employees to work on HoloEarth.

>>101685899 (OP)
Ignoring OP's shitposting, how do you see people's regular names in chat still?

>>101689809
Concerts are barely profitable, the real grift is the $100 bday sets that cost 2$ to out together

>>101687131
FBI are too busy with real pedos. They have rainbow flags.
Leave the children alone.

>>101688364
god this is fucking satisfying

>>101686056
based

>>101685899 (OP)
idg what's so good about her. vtubers like this are boring as fuck

>>101688364
A non-botted Mori graph, how nostalgic

>>101685899 (OP)
>its real
>"I am from an island country"

gura is really scary... A women that acts dumb but plans things like this is really someone you should be careful with.

>>101691695
or she used her infinite money to just pay someone to handle everything

>>101691695
Yeah she's probably really serious when off stream. I can see her being a quiet, reserved and serious person off stream.

More than 12k viewers expecting her reveal, and there are still 4 hours and a half left
Argue all you want about her streaming schedule and whatever, but you're lying to yourself if you say this is not going to be anything special.

>>101692206
IIRC Shondo had just shy of 80k CCV before she came back from her hiatus with her new model.

>>101686685
Hey can you give me 5 dollars every month for absolutely no reason? Surely you're not a poorfag and you can afford it right?

>>101692915
Its poorfag behavior to waste 5$ on a woman pretending to be an anime girl online.

>>101689309
Ironically it's nimi's brownfeet seething about saba. Guess they can't cope with Nimi's circle growing.

>>101692232
>shondo
huge grifter, not even nimi wants to associate with her anymore lol

FARM THOSE PEDOS

>>101685899 (OP)
>job is to FUCKING STREAM
>somehow grifts this and everyone defends her bullshit
the vtuber community deserves low quality crap like Saba

>>101686056
cry about it

>>101685899 (OP)
so she is already getting thousands of dollars by doing nothing

>>101685899 (OP)
She could do the funniest thing by postponing the stream indefinitely now that the cash has rolled in.

>>101688059
This. Most of the Saba thread here are damage control from antis scared Saba will move the needle. Just go outsde of here and you get a more normal reaction. With samefags banned.

>>101689226
>Gura membership still active
>Giving money directly to Hololive for literally nothing
Absolutely baffling behavior.

>>101685899 (OP)
People just never fucking learn do they? Can't wait to hear the updated cope for why she goes long spates without a stream

>>101693270
guys people can't call out Saba/Gura being flaky, its just one guy every single time!

>>101690848
Kek nice

>>101693294
Will she finally reveal that she's pregnant?
>>101693295
Sabacucks are delusional

>>101693377
antis are much more pathetic than cucks
imagine wasting your time over someone you dislike

>>101693466
Someone evil like her deserves to have antis(good)

i'll bet my 5 dollars she will stream a lot in the first week and then drop in streams, soon going on long breaks like before

>>101693514
>evil
women exploiting her fans isn't evil, it's natural

>>101693514
your impotent seething makes my day

>>101693466
>antis are much more pathetic than cucks
you know, maybe if someone who didnt constantly skip on streams, show initiative to actually be a good person and actually commit to her projects, i wouldn't be so critical

Pagpags seethe as their parton saint Shiori is about to graduate

>>101693466
it's not anti'ing her, it's pointing out fair criticisms. You're going to be fooled again. She's either going to pump out lazy, low effort content or she's going to do the same thing she used to do and go months without streaming. Saying that's bad and saying you're stupid for supporting this behavior is completely reasonable.

My oshi streams almost every day as a holo. The fucks her excuse?

>>101686084 (me)
im trans btw

>>101694179
mazeltov

>>101693800
Your oshi has no career outside of holo and needs to earn her retirement

>>101688364
KEK

>>101686732
nta but you're obviously on food stamps and mad about vtubers raking in cash.

>>101685899 (OP)
why is she streaming during late euro hours

>>101688364
brutal desu

SABA MY LIEGE

>>101694578
trying to appeal to underserved euro market?

Creature responsible for majority of posts itt btw.

>>101694725
based

>>101694758
oh my gosh she is so attractive! which vtuber is this?

>>101694781
Zentreya

>>101686027
hes jealous

>>101694803
that isn't her retard

>>101694781
saba

>>101694848
>her

>>101694848
>her

>>101686599
>>101686671
Why are you even on the vtuber board? Just fuck off if you don't understand.

Chumcuck cultists are worst like homobeggars, nijiniggers, phasefags.

>>101686056
Truklear bomb

>>101686732
i am a seal agent with over 300 confirmed kills

>>101685899 (OP)
Can't wait for her to announce merch drop and stream next in 6 months.

>>101685899 (OP)
Wonder if we'll get a pic of a guy watching the Saba debut with Saba Kotex

>>101687951
>Jeet still samefagging while legions of chumCHADS bask in the glory of her return
The more things change the more they stay the same desu

>>101685899 (OP)
Holy fucking grifter. Chumcucks who are falling for this are pathetic.

>>101686151
>"grudgeposting"
>every anon who BTFO'd that particular brown was 100% correct
You're not very good at this are you

>>101686154
Why are you writing fanfictions on this glorious Sabado

>>101687273
she could stay retired for the rest of her life if she wanted to you dumbass

>>101693708
Except she's literally redebuting as an indie in a matter of hours and you're still seething like a pathetic nog?
Just like you were BEFORE she started taking hiatuses?

>>101693800
Sorry if the truth hurts, but none of your fanfictions are "fair" or "reasonable".
Your oshi having to resort to grinding to make up for a lack of talent is a poor reflection upon both her and ESPECIALLY yourself - no one else.

>>101693800
>My oshi
>Holo
>"Probably a Pebblekek"
Why are Holocucks like this?

>>101694972
>>101694973
quit hogging all the zen-dongs for yourselves!!

So were all of Gura's best streams membership only or did humanity just go collectively insane over an objectively slightly above average vtuber?

get fucked

>>101696492
objectively slightly above-average bait, next time try not to admit to being a grey

>>101693800
>my oshi has to grind every day to imitate even a fraction of Gura's power
>this means Gura and chumbuds are bad
are you a pebble by any chance? stop seething and go watch your oshi

I am amazed at how professional she has been with all this. Starting from the graduation announcement, it's been a series of blatant, yet precise and surgical moves to optimize both sub and money gain. And it's been working out insanely well. At this point, you can't even be mad at her. It'd be a bigger sin to not take advantage of people throwing their wallets at you this hard.

>>101696617
>you can only enjoy gura if you’re deluded enough to pay for 15 streams a year
sounds about right

>>101697071
Literally the only “professional” thing she’s done has been to file a copyright for her name.

>>101696615
Nimi is my oshi but i might cheat on her with Saba... i'm sorry nimi...

>>101685899 (OP)
Wow, I've never seen a community come together so fast to pay for someone to not stream. Senz barely streamed. Gura barely streamed. Anyone who's watched her know this. Why pay someone's full living wage (and more) when they come to work, what. Maybe, in a generous estimate,10% of the time? Just watch the sparse content she actually puts out for free.

I love reading all of the jealous saba haters. It's overflowing today. Sorry, your oshi will never be as important or as popular as Gura/Saba.

>>101685945
Depending on H3 lawsuit, reactslop may become a thing of the past.

I'm sitting in the chat hoping to soak a gift membership but don't really plan to watch

>>101685899 (OP)
The entire time this post has been up her chat has had a green bar scrolling up at least once every second or two for 8 fucking hours straight, holy shit, how many members does she already have by now? Must be well over 10k.

>>101697096
Have you tried having legs

I'll watch and if I like her and she doesn't spam react slop I will support and even buy merch. People who are already upset are pathetic, people who are given her money are also pathetic.

>>101685899 (OP)
At this point why even debut?

>>101697259
Love all the poorfags and third worlders seething "REEE WHY ARE YOU PAYING HER IF SHE'LL BARELY EVEN STREAM".

Membership costs $5 a month, that's less than the spare change I give to homeless bums in a month, lol. I make enough to pay for a year's membership in one hour, maybe try getting a real job you losers.

>>101685899 (OP)
>Giving money to account with zero content
Atp the "5 dollar a month" girl is more worth than whoever is this "Saba"

>>101688364
this is soul enriching. not just because it's gratifying in a vacuum, but also because of the chef's kiss incidental background.

Can't wait for this lazy whore to do monthly react streams while playing Dead By Daylight with her boyfriend off stream!

>>101691826
>I can see her being a quiet, reserved and serious person off stream.
That's what she does after streaming. She left her mic on once, and can hear her sitting quietly twisting her hair. She said she goes over the whole stream in her mind.

Imagine financially supporting someone who has already abandoned her fanbase 3 different times lmao, chumkeks get exactly what they deserve: getting cucked and milked

>>101698111
That's how I feel towards Cover for abandoning their talents that they don't even want to be affiliated, including the cofounder of Hololive. Just be happy they are back.

>>101698149
>Just consume product don't ask questions

>>101698208
True, support indies. No split to corpos.

>>101698314
Corpos are the only reason why indie whores are relevant, and even then all corpo vtubers btfo any indie whore

>>101697246
Biboo is my oshi, I want biboo to have everything good I love her she's such a cute youthful young girl

>>101697895
>this person will randomly change who they are because, well they just will ok
Even if there wasn't evidence of this through Dooby, you'd still be naive

>>101694415
>>101696108
>>101696667
>>101696667
You know what, I changed my mind. You deserve everything you get from her and I hope she is even worse out than she was in, you clearly deserve it.

I'll keep watching Chihaya stream almost every day and talk about how much she loves her fans in the meantime, something I know is quite foreign to you all.

>>101698439
Change is the only constant. The rivers beauty lies in its transient nature, never stagnating, forever new

>>101698524
Dude stop being such a spiteful prick and you might one day lose ur virginity incel

>>101698524
>something I know is quite foreign to you all
Anon, it was already obvious you're grey and have no fucking idea what the fuck you're talking about, no need to telegraph this hard

>>101698615
Begone, woman

>>101698371
Corpos often forget who made them.

>>101698812
What would a corpo be like without biboo? Pretty shitty I will prostate

>>101698577
A river doesn't randomly change, and it certainly doesn't change in 2 months. Its like the dumbass chuubas that think just one more new outfit will make them give a shit about streaming again

>>101685899 (OP)
Fools and their money.

>>101698932
The metaphor was a flowing river, never the same water

How anyone can be anti Saba after Ash Again is beyond me.

>>101699039
This hoe bullied biboo

>>101686230
False equivalence at its finest, there's plenty of vtuber donators that would still rip you a new one for using AI instead of supporting real fanartists. There's also plenty of AIfags that will never donate. You did not cook with this as well as you think you did, but then again, it's pretty brainlet to give a fuck about these anti threads instead of staying in the comfy general.

>>101685899 (OP)
how many member stream will she even have in the next 10 year?

>>101687343
not not-aqua kek she streams to shill

Wheeze, she didn't wait two months because of burnout or health, she just timed it to have membership money day one.

The money grab is so blatant.

>sudden 10k drop of people waiting
kekypow

>>101698751
Join the statistic, "woman"

>>101699313
It's very wholesome to see that even today, primitive peoples like your own have kept the tradition of making up fairy tales to pass the time

>>101687469
I’ll come back if and only if she gets a long haired model and abandons the short hair entirely.

>>101688059
What sorcery is this? How can you see?

>>101685899 (OP)
and this is why she keeps treating them like shit, they keep paying her anways

Capitalism is a failed experiment.

I'm really interested to hear her tone. That will determine if she really wants it or not.

Guise I remember years ago watching guru debut my first vtuber debut now here she is again debuted a lot has changed

>>101698524
>I'll keep watching Chihaya stream almost every day and talk about how much she loves her fans in the meantime
good for you anon, and I'll let you watch her in peace because I'm not mentally ill like you

>>101697914
You should learn the definition of seething, sister. It's overwhelmingly poorfags that spend their money before it's "gone", but if you want to brag about how much you waste money, good for you, I guess. And that's a fucking LARP and a half on giving money to bums, if you live around bums, you know well enough just to ignore them. I've got a six-digit salary, I'm not wasting any of it on a womanchild who goes "LOOK ITS'S A CRAB MASCOT, GET IT, JAPANESE FOR CRAB SOUNDS LIKE CUNNY" and has nothing else to offer, and I'm most certainly not paying for a service that I get nothing out of. By all means, continue giving $60/year to encourage her to do the bare minimum while others watch her for free. It's your money, so it's yours to waste.

>>101685899 (OP)
I'll join if she streams regularly for a couple months.i have a feeling I won't have to

>>101700183
You can still enjoy it dude you don't have to be a dedicated fan with her as your oshi to just enjoy her streams. Think of it like a one-shot or ova

>>101700103
>I'm not seething
>proceeds to seethe
Lmao. Kill yourself phasejeet.

It's going to make 100k viewers after the stream starts

>>101685899 (OP)
Can't wait for her to pull some Sinder situation.

>>101699622
Note how low the postcount is in that thread. That's double chan, when 4chan was down a couple months ago. Gura's announcement coincided with that and tourists didn't realize double /vyt/ had IDs, so they samefagged as always and immediately outed themselves.

>>101700328
I'm gunna literally cum buckets when I see her innocent little face

Jesus Christ it's going crazy with the subs. Is it really that easy to just make a million dollars?

>doesn't stream for 2+ years
>doesn't stream in her final 2 weeks
>retards still throw money at her
Good for her I guess, simps are just fucked in the head. Why not take advantage?

how fucking amazing would the nuclear fallout be if it's not Gura?

Why teh fuckk are so many gift subs being given out by the chat?

>>101700103
you sound very poor, sorry youre being priced out of your hobby, im sure something else will come around.

>>101700577
It's gawr gura new character

Approachng 75k

>>101700655
disgusting
couldn't be me (I'm using adblocker)

>>101697914
Put your money in a trash can then. It's much easier and maybe somebody who actually needs it will find it.

>>101700760
Dumby, that's a waste of money it'll go into a dump

Approaching 85k.

>like Gura membership streams
>pay for membership
It's honestly that simple. You people make a big deal out of fucking everything. She did cool stuff like make music on stream and was generally more chill since less people came to them. Also members karaoke were top tier

>>101700335
while that would be funny that also takes lots of work. the most we can expect is people talking about her ghosting everyone again

>>101685899 (OP)
support your oshi, goy

>kiara is apparently still streaming
>check out her stream
>"there is still stuff to do.. but should I continue or stop for today..?"
weird thing to say 5min before saba debut

BUY THE INCLINE
BUY BUY BUY

>>101700989
This. It's just envious whores seething that they'll never be as successful. All the worst posts on this board are females.

Approaching 100k

Over 100k. Cadence is shooting to 120K

Half a million subscribers before debut is insane.

>>101701065
Not weird at all. She wants to watch saba but still has.things on her docket, it's a tough choice especially since she can't be explicit about saba

Fuck it what are the bets? Will she hit 500k? She's going to zoom past 250k soon and hasn't started.

>>101700328
>It's going to make 100k viewers after the stream starts
144k in the waiting room

Catalogtwinks
naked dogeza
now

Coordinating debut with open memberships really is a masterful move.

She's gonna fucking start with "A" isn't she

Jesus Christ. How mujch money has she made in subs before even pressing the live button?

she flopped.

>>101701405
Just think of the merch sales

late for her debut stream, of to a good start

>Late on her OWN fucking debut
amazing... really showing that Hololive was the problem here...

>>101701410
Ba for Saba

>>101700557
It would be so fucking funny. god please let it be real

LATE

edit: belly

where is she!?!?!?

Why are so many people desperate for someone who's gonna stream like 10 times a year

Uoooh, tummy

>>101701476
Click on the ‘Live’ button you retard.

>>101701436
More than me in entire lifetime.

It's time.

Real edging hours

175K

Saba belly...

even more revealing than Gura

>>101686119
Usually you have to stream to unlock memberships before wrapping up your grift but she only has to do this one

>>101701541
She's a symbol of hololive's decay. Hate is the greatest motivator of all.

Who here got a gift sub from ACR?

so she graduates and then immediately redebuts like Nimi, but Nimi was streaming before graduating, so was she really intent on streaming and just couldn't? Or is she just gonna go away for 4 months again after a couple streams? I really don't get it. Years of blueballing suggests her mental state has not significantly changed and she's gonna carry on as before.

>SHE WONT BE A LOLI SHE HATED THAT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

200k soon

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damn brat making us wait

>>101685899 (OP)
nothing like seeing a bunch of chumtards shooting themselves in the foot again kek

>>101701476
kek

I like her new room background.

she's erotic

look at that FUCKING brat

>her rigging is similar to Mint's.

So that's what non JP corpo slop vtubing is like.

Why is she trying to kayfabe now?!

I'm glad she's happy, I guess.

>>101702146
Spot on

>>101702146
No actually, it reminds me of Sinder's rig. Holy shit lmao

She moves like Roger Rabbit
KEK

>gura with a good model
fucking surreal

>>101702363
>no rhombus face
Soulless

Feels weird hearing her voice and seeing responsive rigging

Is it normal for v tubers to twitch like a junkie from Portland or is she going live during a tsunami????

what wrong with her eye

I'M SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW

>>101702438
She already had a non-rhombus model. Cant blame you for forgetting about it since she used it 1 time

Birthday about 12 months away. I respect it.

the recognize the rigger, it's cillia

>>101702449
probably the oddest part of this for me

Saba is gonna get to 1.60 million subscribers before Kiara does!

how much did she make in subs excluding merch?

The era of corpos is over.

>>101707751
13347 memberships, plus 4182 gifted memberships. At $5 a month that's about $87k a month (with some variance for regional pricing). Youtube takes a third, so we're looking at about $58k in memberships today. So looking like she'll be getting about $40k~$50k per month overall from memberships.

>>101708617
That assumes everything is done in USD. There is zero chance guys like this are gifting in a currency anywhere near equal to USD.

>>101709035
I rounded everything down a bit to account for that, but yeah probably should be a bit lower.