Thread 101689464

Most overrated vtuber ever

So overrated that you hit the bell lol

>>101689464 (OP)
Does anyone have a mirror? I want to watch but I don't want to give a h*lo a view.

>>101689464 (OP)
That's not ironlung

That's not ironlung

That's not ironlung

That’s not ironlung

>>101689509
On PC? FreeTube. No account needed and you can still follow channels and make playlists. No ads either.
Phonefags can probably recommend something else.

most overhated vtuber ever

>>101689509
>holo

>>101689464 (OP)
most oversized vtuber ever
she should be even smaller

>>101690884
truthnuke

>>101690884
>>101689542

>I'm the only one who doesn't like this vtuber out of thousands of people, so she must be overrated
Sure anon, whatever you say

>>101691573
Yeah, that's how it works.

>>101691573
notice how you didn't mention a single positive quality about gura herself

>>101689464 (OP)
You hit the bell huh, gonna hate watch?

>>101689464 (OP)
Gotta sit and fish for a gifted membership

clippers and dramanerds make up 90% of the views

>>101689464 (OP)
I've always had the feeling that she's married.

>>101691944
Yeah, to me

>>101691944
She probably is, most of these gals got men. Get yourself a woman and that feeling will go away. Their purpose is for entertainment and porn.

>>101691944
of course she is, with me

>>101691944
With at least three kids.

>>101692240
all me

>>101689464 (OP)
That's true, she is and always has been massively overrated, but it is kinda amusing watching that table get turned on the holofags. And I want them to know that.

>>101692320
You're three kids in a trenchcoat?

>>101692320
You're all 3 of her kids?

>>101691944
Don't tell him about Nerissa's "brother"

>>101689492
Gottem

>>101689492
ch*mbuds falseflagging as antis to generate hype confirmed

she is the taylor swift of vtubing
a mid white woman who gets unmerited levels of popularity

>>101689464 (OP)
>5PM
>Will be at work so won't be able to watch or shitpost on /vt/
Its over.

>>101692734
>a mid white woman who gets unmerited levels of popularity
cool it with the antisemitism

>>101690884
shondo mentioned

>>101691944
I got banned for pointing this out once so it must be true.

>>101689464 (OP)
>Notification on
OP YOUR TSUNDERE IS SHOWING
UWU~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>>101690884
Practically every other Japanese member has more antis than Gura ever did
I guess the mind of a Chumbie goes something like this
>I only watch Gura, I am only aware of Gura as a vtuber, therefore she is the only one that exists, making her the best vtuber ever
>She has antis, and as the only vtuber, she has the most antis and has withstood more hate than a vtuber has ever suffered
>Her schedule is fine as I do not perceive the time in which she didn't stream

>>101689464 (OP)
>yo ho
why she calling herself a ho?

>>101689464 (OP)
>hasn't stream yet
>people already joining membership
what is her magic?

>>101689464 (OP)
all me

>>101689464 (OP)
>HOLOSEETHE
More homos for you, and more graduations to come, holobronies.

>>101697033
COVID numbers have informed people of her quality for 5 years

>she can sing and is kind of funny
This is 75% of female vtubers

Will she hit 50k by the time the stream starts

Wow her chat is pure cancer.

>>101697809
And so, as Holos, especially homo collabers and pebbles.

>>101696415
Except jp member antis don't come here to shit up the board with their crap. Gura antis on the other hand shit the place up with their constant screeching about her and her fans

>>101696606
she's obviously calling yo a ho

>>101689464 (OP)
>Most overrated vtuber ever
Consistently over-rated
Before,
During,
After Hololive.

She keeps doing it again.

>>101689464 (OP)
She has a cute voice and can sing, but other than that I don't get the hype. She's pretty boring.

>>101698105
yeah because they're smug shitheads, especially here

None of this has anything to do with how much Gura is suffering unless she's a terminal 4channer

>>101691944
Irys is for sure

>>101689464 (OP)
SEETHE forever samefag

>>101689464 (OP)
I can only imagine all of the clipper channels drooling in anticipation for this

>>101689464 (OP)
>Most overrated vtuber ever
That would be Kson (forma de 2022)

none of you can quantify what makes her highly regarded

>>101698595
I think…she is our generation Mister Rogers somehow.

>>101689464 (OP)
underhated imo

>is late on the first stream
Did anyone expect otherwise?

she's on

>late
LMAO

Bets on her excuses for ghosting?

>over 170k rn

/vt/ BTFO

>>101689464 (OP)
>Shark kid Mackerel

why are japanese like this

>>101689464 (OP)
>She's a cat.
>She's a fish.
>Her fans aren't catfish, but crabs.
???

Explain that one to me.

>Fish tail
>Cat ears
I'm tired of this

>>101701796
They're BEING catfished

Why did someone this socially anxious choose to become a streamer.

>Tummy hurt
She is so fucking nervous.
It is over guys, the next stream will be in 1 month.

>>101692414
She's barren

>>101701917
easy money

>>101701917
because losers throw money at her. This 20 minute stream will make 2 years wages of average joe

>>101701917
>someone this socially anxious
She's playing it up

>>101689464 (OP)
Most cute and funny vtuber!

>>101701917
Super easy money, if you are a female.

>>101701917
She has no income generating skills other than singing on the internet for lolicons
>>101702340
No, you've not been paying attention over the last half-decade. She really is this anxious.

>>101702465
You haven't been listening to this stream
>pretending to whisper stuff to herself (but into the mic) to hype herself up
>random slurping noises lol
>back to whispering and yohoho
>uwu I'm so nervous
>haha wow I'm so nervous
>actually I'm not nervous now down to business, here's my model, riff with chat
You are the easiest mark

35 CENTIMETERS TALL?

>>101701917
>autistic weebs like autistic girl
its the easiest grift ever

>>101702696
>The inability to read tonal inflection is a sign of autism.
You're just a retard.

>190k peaked and dropping
holy kek

>>101689464 (OP)
>shitty 2d live model
I want my gura back. Actually, no. I'd watch neither of them

>>101701917
Because realistically, what other job could a socially anxious person do

>>101703037
All that stuff at the beginning pretending to be super nervous is a performance.

>>101703260
Assembly line
Code monkey
Glory hole
4chan janitor

Tummy!!

>>101703071
people ran out of money to support the bots they bought to try and prove she's the best by having the biggest debut, they weren't even close, sakuna was just that powerful and they will never be Japanese

>>101703260
literally any other job that doesnt require hours of streaming to an audience of thousands of people

>>101702852
cause she's a mackerel get it

>>101703376
How long would you have to do the 'job' of being a jannie before you make one akasupa?

Alright. It's clear as day now the reason she left is because of money, good ol' shekels

>>101704837
She's even cashing out at debut, I expect nothing but walking out at the first chance and not coming back until the next shilling campaign

Was her first utterance "a'?
Also, is it me or did she go on an incredible bender and fry her brain when she should have been streaming? Is that why she's like this now?

Her model has zero personality. It’s just a halfass copy of Gura

Jesas how much did the rigging cost this shit looks like a Disney movie

honestly sad seeing the decline in real time like debut starts with 200k drops 50k while live

It’s so over

>>101702852
Yeah, her cock.

>>101705529
>>101705551
Isn't that the peak slop everyone wanted? I'm confused.

>>101689464 (OP)
the holodrone cries as he strikes you

>>101705535
Cillia charges 6000+ for full body rigging. It will be well over that probably closer to 10k.

>>101704837
Yes, I do my job for money too.
>noo you have to keep dealing with autistic Japanese corporate bullshit forever because, because I said so!
It's nonsense.

>>101704837
she is the next sinder

>>101706229
That is fine, but what does it have to do with being a vtuber fan and having standards? Maybe camwhores make more money than animators, but anime fans want to watch their work more. You can say that they're like camwhores of vtubing, and have a right to make money, but what does that have to do with genuine vtuber fans?
so, not because uh because uh because we said so. But because it actually works towards and produces the kind of media that vtuber fans want. Saba and other indies don't produce that, they're just camwhores with a vtuber model. Good for them, but it's unrelated to actually enjoying vtubers.

>>101706785
>vtuber fan
>having standards
Stopped reading.

>>101689464 (OP)
based

>>101689492
kek fpbp

>>101689464 (OP)
>memberships already open on debut
>already selling merch
Watch her all you want but if you deny she is doing this just for money and doesn't give a fuck about her audience, you are unironically retarded.

why the fuck are jannies picking and choosing which BLATANT BAIT THREADS stay up and which ones get (rightfully) deleted

>>101706229
The thing about normal people is once they have enough money, they are able to just take it easy and do things for themselves. It's mental illness to just chase more money, especially for Gura and her generation who will die barren and alone. Her money's either going right into the gutter with her or back to the government after they remove it from her rotting mattress.

>>101716107
Yeah, sounds like quitting a job with a Japanese corporate structure and restrictive rules is exactly what someone would do if they didn't need the money.

>>101716107
Coming from someone unemployed?
That's a life choice, and she chose differently.
She could have gone affiliate and gotten free money.

Keeps stuttering when she speaks with the uhh and uhhhs, lack of proper introduction and creativity on her debut. Extremely overrated and for the fact that Gura debuted at the perfect place and time

>>101718549
Ok let's see how you do in front of a 200k audience then. Surely you won't make a single mistake.

>>101721448
she was in front of a computer not 200k people

>>101718549
For a once number 1 EN and most subbed vtuber in the world and all the instant fame she gets, i expected at least for her to perform like one

>>101718549
>the uhh and uhhhs
Debuts are always like that. It's awkward.

>>101726405
she was never the most subbed vtuber in the world, but for holo en she was the top at least, thing is no one can really top the most subbed since its basically just a children's channel that has 21 million subs

It's true. But the fact that HoloEn almost fully consists of them is also true.

>>101689464 (OP)
that would be ironlung

still, Guras new costume is fucking ASSSSSS
it loooks so generic, and neither a fish or a cat, fuck knows what it is
she should have asked some artist on feedback on it

>>101689492
KEKAROO

>>101692098
>Their purpose is for entertainment and porn.
? I'd just watch anime then.
The only purpose of vtubers is the parasocial relationship.

>>101701917
>got memberships enabled before the stream even started
>new members, literally 3 a minute from before stream to well after
>merch sold out instantly
>200k people watching
>made enough cash to pay off a nice house and car in full, no mortgage
>in one day
My nigga even the most mentally ill of introverts would sit in front of a camera and yap for that lets be real.

>>101735460
Women really do live life on easy mode.
And men not only normal mode, but hard mode, with shit men enjoy getting banned.

>>101735460
it's kind of astonishing that you can have such insanely loyal and massive following, so much resources to command and do nothing worth of note for years

>>101735606
>Women really do live life on easy mode
No, just her. Remember she was famous even before holo

>>101735776
she was famous in the same way Hawk Tuah girl is famous

>>101735776
The whole democratic system makes life easier for women and harder for men.
Australia is famous for banning everything, took a good look at what's being banned; is it things men enjoy or women enjoy?

>>101705401
it was yoho.

>>101701731
It was actually 200k for the record

>>101689464 (OP)
Kinda true considering this board. Sakuna doubled her debut numbers easily, but no one cares because no one here cares about Japanese vtubers.

>>101692032
>>101692201
you liars, she's my waif! T-T

>>101701796
>>101701889
crabs getting catfished, lol, she's revealing the industry with this one.

also
>she has crabs

>>101735606
>>101735460
"success" in this world is a lie, its the carrot on the stick, intended to goad you forward so that the wheels of time can continue.
the moment you stop chasing any material gain, in any form, all power is overthrown and women are returned to dust.

you are the reason they have it on easy mode.
you are the reason they have control.
you are the problem.