Thread 101690098

▼Phase Connect Links
Official Website: https://phase-connect.com
Official Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.com
Official Twitter: https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect | https://twitter.com/PhaseConnectJP
Official Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferences
Official Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchive
Unofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive
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▼Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
▼Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa
▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika
▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa| https://twitch.tv/pippa
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▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive
▼Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
https://twitter.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
▼Clio Aite クリオ・アイテ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite
▼MariMari_en マリマリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en
▼Eepy Sleepy イーピー・スリーピー (EN)
https://twitter.com/EepySleepyCh | https://www.youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepyCh
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▼Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
▼Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie
▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
https://twitter.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko
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▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
https://twitter.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse
▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
https://twitter.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami
▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu| https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN) [Hort]
https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs
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▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
https://twitter.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki |
▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)
https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory
▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)
https://twitter.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico
▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_
▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara

Previous Thread: >>101684339

eh

>>101690135
Eh eh eh WEMI WEMI

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

IT
IS
PIZZA
NOT
BREAD

FACT:
Moriko “batatvideogames” Kyoho would do anything for Myra Mors. Including playing a mid ass block game. Which means joining a wave 2 for the VSMP.
If any Phase girls get in then batposting is on topic.

>>101690188
shut up, Panko

/pcg/ is in its 2006 bombed out Iraq era desu

>>101690135
I LOVE MY MOM

femanon hasn't tweeted about phase connect for a whole week... I guess she was the tourist after all..

The chatgpt indian obsessed with doxxing is the final result of making these creatures think they're regular people. All that's left are blood sacrifices.

>trying to stream around Saba debut
Hope none of them numberfag too hard.

>>101690235
nobody posted cocks so femanons left

Didnt gatekeep hard enough. Classic

>>101690235
yeah, magicgirlcrisis

>>101690235
No stop noticing

>>101690249
Wemi said hers will be pushed back a little due to a meeting. But this has been her normal stream time since the hell arc. I will now die in July.

>>101690235
She xeeted about cosplayers getting mad at her yesterday for calling the paid Phase cosplayers whores

>>101690235
She said she'd stream this weekend, just saw her laughing about the cumbun mari clip

>>101690311
>I will now die in July.
But we are back on top in June tho.

>>101690249
Non issue. Pedos watch Saba and normal people watch Phase. There is no overlap.

Saba wont male collab

>>101690336
Who's gonna tell him?

>>101690249
I seriously don't give a fuck about the shork. Why do you fags always try to make me care about what she's doing?

Would you rather get circumsized or have your oshi gang banged by 20 circumsized big buff men with big penised?

>>101690368
Inshallah I will member (I already got a gift sub)

>>101690376
Stop watching porn.

>>101690376
Rabbi why do you have these gay fantasies ?

why gura even got popular? She is like the most default vtuber

>>101690376
Im already mutilated.

>>101690406
>the most default vtuber
There is your answer

>>101690376
>become jew
>become cuckold

>>101690372
People try and advertise their girls here all the time. It’s fucking weird.

>>101690406
Why cant I just love my shark?

>>101690376
hi vcuck

>>101690406
Don't know but I saw her and assumed all vtubers were pedophiles groomers for the last 5 years, until I watch Eimi

I hope Wish does a lot more collabs, they have great chemistry and make funny moments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4TF-JcrlbY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFNy0Zst_jY

>>101690445
Am i in the right thread?

>>101690431
you watch boyfriend connect, you are already the 2nd part.

Lumi is the type of girl who would laugh at you for not being circumsized.

>>101690444
>Gura
>need shilling
Lmao

>>101690475
unless i become a doremu

>>101690489
Shoving my uncut cock in her open laughing mouth

>>101690489
fyren is still coping that his dick has no hoodie

>>101690503
You are never going to convince even a single person itt to watch Remi by insulting their oshis, bro.

>>101690529
Anonymous still coping that he has to wash his cock everyday or it will rot off

>>101690249
who? I don't care.

>>101690542
when have i insulted anyone, bro?

>>101690470
Buy an ad.

>>101690550
Woman spotted.

>>101690490
Yet here they fucking are shilling. Odd isn’t it? There are others of course.

Am I still getting cucked if I'm not parasocially dating anyone in phase?

>>101690586
You are on her board retard what did you expect?

>>101690542
What are you talking about bro?

>>101690572
Shut up mexican, you have over 50k subs, let's others have some bread

>>101690249
I'd rather watch Wemi enthusiastically talking about anime any fucking day of the week instead of the shark of no streams anyway.
Shame the stream will be about the same time as a club world cup match today but I can just PiP that one.

Sakana tells them to stay away from boys, then gets mad and tells them to stop the gay stuff. Mixed messages, much?

Full naked apology from Pippa is the only way to fix this

>Pippa ran off the guy that made the 16-hour compilations last year with this offkai shit
Kek

>>101690600
>her board
>every thread is her thread

>>101690570
Calling every other phaser besides Remi "boyfriend connect" for one, bro. These efforts are, and always will be, a failure.

>>101690572
Sir, this is a phase connect thread

>>101690618
>just become volcels, man

>>101690376
I choose the third option of putting you in a (real) gas chamber.

>>101690627
nudes dropping on the owl account

>>101690618
Coarse grind, like the coffee

>>101690646
it was you who started with the boyfriend connect bs, dont go putting words in my mouth u fag

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

How come the Phasers i watch never get in any drama?

>>101690682
You’re late

>>101690688
famous last words.

>>101690618
this is the one phase policy they all happily ignore.

>>101690688
woman hands typed this post

Bros... I think at some point we should apologize to Clara...

>>101690634
Really? Fuck imagine all the cool shit we could have with Pippa just not nuking shit with her mental outcry of the year.

>>101690738
hi clara

>>101690688
Much of the "drama" here is non-existent and doesn't even enter the mind of the chuuba

>>101690738
I think i will correct her with rape instead

>>101690688
Don't jinx my oshi, you fuck.

>>101690668
Thanks Pippa I forgive you. Ill go watch your last Pipkiss now.

>>101690688
Cant have drama when you barely stream

>>101690738
when is next kaching, clara?

>>101690761
Same cope people tried to spin during the Oblivion Crisis.
>n-nothing matters!
>it isn't hurting her!
>t-this changes nothing!
>STOP POSTING IT!

>>101690738
sorry Clara. You were right about jelly

>>101690796
She said it's up to Airi, she's down for whenever

>>101690817
Nah he's right I knew nothing about this stuff before seeing pcg lmao. (Still don't care btw)

I give it 3 years until clara is pregnant and chudded out

>>101690817
literally nothing changed, it really didnt matter

>>101690817
How did any of it affect Lumi? A day of a few messages on Twitch that were promptly swept by Xalamon, buried with VODs, and life resumed for Lumi as if nothing happened.

Rape isn't actually funny and never was. HAHA LOL RAPE, fucking grow up

>>101690851
Pregnant?
Does he know?

I thought about being a clipper, what's some advice would you guys give? I wanna support Phase while making some money too

>>101690817
my favorite one is the legal cope, that she gave account to a person who shouldn't have access to it

>>101690098 (OP)
I love chinese girls

>>101690895
If you have ANY editing skills you are ahead of the curve, you just gotta be consistent and have an eye for comedic timing

>>101690895
be unemployed. Then you'll have enough time to watch every stream/vod

>>101690863
>>101690852
the venn diagram between Ntr lovers and people who watch vtubers is almost a circle

>>101690851
btw. The clara thread on that other site.. I don't really know what it's about? Like clara is a liberal... so...???? I'm just here for the vtubing. I heard some drama with jelly but otherwise I don't really see why people care if it doesn't affect phase.

>>101690870
when chuds say rape they mean reluctant consent. Its not a thing in 99% of cases though.

>>101690895
Unironically thinking the same bar the money part. I was thinking of making >vtubers without context. Small 10-30s clips.

>>101690926
Says you cuckboy, I dont assume im in a relationship with vtubers

>>101690946
thats cause you are ugly

>>101690965
I accept your surrender

>>101690965
shouldn't it work other way around?

>>101690149
>Eh eh eh WEMI WEMI
Me when im cumming inside Wemi for nth time.

>>101690940
What's the difference to women?

>>101690895
Focus on a talent that doesn't have a dedicated clipper already

>>101690978
so i wasnt wrong. okey. Lying about boyfriend -> dropped should be the default stance in this industry.
>>101690990
no?

>>101690895
clip clio

>>101691047
there is no such talent

>>101691047
Give names and I'll look at vods right now

>>101690928
Obsessed chuds driven by seething over their inability to remove politics from anime women cherry picking old unproven lore as fact and running with it until it no longer resembles the truth at all. TVA fags can't even keep Kirsche around their cesspool.

>>101690323
no you said Friday stop cutting

>>101690895
>>101690943
Enjoy spending 8 hours editing for 2 views on your video

>>101690376
have my oshi gangbanged

>>101691147
Anime women shouldn't talk about politics if they dont want flak for it just saying.

>>101691175
He'll get more than that because he has to post it here so we can judge it.

>>101691175
Ok, you convinced me not to do it.

>>101691215
fine, 12 views

>>101691050
>no?
if you are ugly you pretend to be in a relationship with anime woman
if you are handsome you get enough female attention so it doesn't occur to you beyond having a thought or two like "what if" once in blue moon
I thought that's how it worked.

>>101690907
Chinese girls!

>>101691229
Post clips in the phase discord or smthn idk, starting from the bottom is tough.

>>101690475
>boyfriend connect
Nta, but i have hard time believing in Clara dating someone. Now, im not saying that she is a virgin, but my personal experience led me to believe that some women are too weird to be in a relationship. For example, we have a girl at my job, she is a little bit younger than me, somewhat loud and MEGA weird. Allegedly, never had a boyfriend and for a good reason. Like, in the first month-ish of working, i remember returning to my desk and watching her placing my book (i was reading something at the time) on her palm and moving it up and down. She said that she was interested in its weight and then tried to convince me to exchange books. Or how she had half of baguette and some onions type of liquid shit for lunch every day. I can talk about her all day and never run out of weird stories.

>>101691194
She doesn't do that under anything tied to her vTuber persona, you know it. You'd seethe over 3/4 of the roster that posted similar shit but locked down their accounts when they got doxxed.

>>101691194
>just don't not be a nazi and we won't harass you

>>101691098
Uruka has one but they're pretty inactive sometimes.

>>101691269
is she fat? I'm really curious.

>>101691268
And you haven't asked her out why?

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Dirty pussy stream

>>101691268
Honestly I pray for any poor Asian guy she could ever date, she's the kind of woman that will ruin your life but not in a fun sex fueled way

>>101691269
Yet I still fucking know about it despite not looking for it.
>>101691290
Not my fault people are insane. Ignore my advice at your own peril.

>>101691320
Im not confident enough to randomly interact with women.

>>101691268
She's over 30 anon. Anything with Clara around these parts is not going to be discussed or answered in good faith .

>>101691269
>>101691290
go to bed, Clara

>>101691220
dont listen to him anon, try it atleast

>>101691349
Tell her to phase in.

>>101691349
Women interact with me cause I lost weight and look good but im still autistic and they are still basically men in women's bodies usually. The good ones are all def snapped up quick.

>>101691220
who knows maybe you got talent for it, don't make long clips, nobody watches those unless they missed something on stream

>>101691175
I finally feel seen

>>101691269
Yeah I mean from what I've seen she keeps it pretty seperate. As long as she isn't one of those reddit "nazi bar" analogy retards that seethe over pippa I have no issue. And she seems to be friendly with everyone so who gives a fuck if she's political lmao

>>101691345
She's probably amazing in bed. She would probably out-freak me, though.

>>101691268
she was hitting on you retard. seems like you are both weird so it didn't work out.

You should be watching Tenma instead of malding this hard over doxx. Imagine your hobby being watching vtubers but instead of watching vtubers you seethe about what vtuber PLs and personal accounts are posting on twitter. Pathetic.

>>101691474
Hank Hill ass

>>101691227
so cool...

>>101691482
>she was hitting on you
What? Are you dumb or what.

>>101691515
anon, women don't randomly take guy's things for the heck of it, she wanted you to talk to her.

>>101691268
You fucking RETARD

>>101691541
THIS
THIS
THIS

>>101691440
they think if phase knows about clara political sperg post she'll get fired, but uruka and dizzy follow clara on her Instagram so they know and don't care. (this isn't a dox jannies uruka mentioned her, dizzy and clara following each other on IG on stream to look at their photos)

>>101691335
Reminder >>101689496

>>101691541
Nah, man, it's highly unlikely. Maybe she was interested in a book, because we chatted about it before.

>>101691510
Is she into that? I can't keep up with her 999 fetishes.

>>101691268
bro... if she's still there you can fix this by asking if she still wants to exchange books lmao

Liberals should live in fear as I once did not long ago.

>>101691268
>>>Or how she had half of baguette and some onions type of liquid shit for lunch every day.
>anon's female coworker brings bread and soup to eat to lunch
>the sight of homemade food confuses and angers the /pcg/ anon
How did things get this bad?

>>101691474
Maybe? But I don't think the sex is worth it when you have a schizo losing her shit over you peeling potatoes wrong or having too many white artists in your playlist

>>101691496
....we don't have lives because we watch Phase connect.....can't they do the same for us?
IDK im just mad cause Im off the weed and I went for a walk to buy beer and I forgot my sunglasses and the sun burned my retinas so I cried like a bitch for the whole rowd and a couple laughed at me and the clerc wanted to card me until she saw my beard and she was like, damn you ugly here's your beer.
I hate life.

>>101691598
?

>>101691364
>>101691417
Ok, fine. Do thumbnails matter? I can clip and edit, it's not that hard, but I can't make thumbnails. When I used to post videos on my channel they usually got somewhere between 1-4k views before they died. Granted they were sports clips.

>>101691599
>interested in the book
>doesn't mention anything about the book just using it to get your notice
Bruh...

>>101691615
see >>101691496

Nobody in Phase will dare stream over Saba

>>101691652
They better not. Would be real silly.

>>101691268
>watching her placing my book on her palm
She wants to fuck you numbnuts
Women will lose shit in your car, take your things and other stuff like that to try and get the chance to have 1 on 1s with you when she feels like it
Crush that pussy NOW retard

Rate the Princess
Rate the Stream
Rate the Singing
Rate the Kpop/slop

>browns still seething about jelly not wanting their 5'2 bodies and tiny penises
why are you even mad at her if youre anti-race mixing? shes chinese, not a monkey like you

>>101691599
You're so fucking bad at this....

>>101691670
>>101691268
Leave your jacket around her. If she touches it at all you have full authority to mating press

everything indicates Lumi is 30+

>>101691697
they really are mad

>>101691686
freaky aah/10
ywnbk/10
good karaoke/10

>>101691643
Thumbnails and titles are what drive engagement. To make it as a clipper you have to be as clickbaity and dramawhory as possible. It's a dramafag eat dramafag world out there, and you're jumping into the crab bucket.

>>101691631
Why did she join phase?

>>101691686
I don’t understand Korean but some of the songs were alright. Hime cute/10

>>101691586
I don't get their logic then. Because sakana 100% knows about it and doesn't give a fuck. And we know he doesn't because nothing has come up from it, same reason why he's stood by pippa, he only cares about phase stuff and whatever affects phase. So if it doesn't affect phase he don't give a shit lmao.

>>101691721
wtf are they fucking gnomel lmao

>>101691710
No need to do that shit, just start talking to her and share food with her, if you can hold a yapping session with her for a few hours just jump in and tell her you want to keep talking at the bar, invite her for food and then fuck her brains out at your place
God some motherfuckers here are dense

just because a girl expresses interest in you, or asks you to do stuff for her, or behaves awkward around you, doesn't mean she's into you or wants to date you

source: someone who asked a girl out to get some ice-cream, and then had it turn super awkward after, never got a follow-up, didn't clarify it was a date in the first place

in the same way, just because a vtuber expresses interest in someone, it doesn't mean they're interested in dating them

>>101691631
even if Clara is a dumb retard I still like her

>>101691721
Anon, I...

>>101691670
>>101691702
>>101691710
Im not risking getting fired over this. What if she actually hates me now?

>>101691785
I've noticed that female attention whores just baiting for free meals and attention is the real thing basically kneecapping us. Women should be tattooless virgins and they will receive all these things and more.

>>101691697
she is still a town bicycle

>>101691785
>someone who asked a girl out to get some ice-cream, and then had it turn super awkward after, never got a follow-up, didn't clarify it was a date in the first place

Yeah no that's more on you fucking up, also nobody gives a shit about clarifying a date, we're fucking bitches not going to the DMV, if you don't have a retard moment her being okay with hanging out with you for hours is a green light for you to get the party going

>>101691744
>Thumbnails and titles are what drive engagement.
I tried that. Usually youtube picks just a random screencap from your video, and that's fine for what it is. I can't make thumbnails for shit. Unless I just start copying what others are doing.

>>101691818
You wouldn't get fired for talking to her, wtf?

>>101691852
Just spitball. Maybe you willl make a new meta. Who knows.

>>101691631
Even a broken clock is right twice a day

>>101691869
This is how fucked society has men now bro. Work used to be a big place to meet your spouse. That shit died a decade ago.

>>101690235
Crisis you havent tweeted since the snub you!

>>101691869
No, i was talking more in a sense of getting accused of something. Imagine me rolling up to her, asking about what she meant by picking up my book and if she wants to date. I'll weird her out.

>>101691852
use mspaint to write words next to vtuber's face

[Lumi news] she's nyanners biggest fan

>I am nyanners biggest fan
>I love you nyanners
>I'm happy you're doing well
>I loved her so much
LOL

>>101691818
Pussy
just get the ball rolling, as long as the conversation flows and you're making her laugh you're good, just push as far as you can, first talk at work, then keep it going at the bar, then invite for food, then drink enough for both of you to be up for making out and then mating press
If you're not creepy nothing is going to happen to you, at worse you'll both not talk for a week and move on with your lives, but that only happens if you jump in without her giving you the signal

>>101691268
eating soup and a baguette for lunch isn’t weird
???? what am I reading

>>101691852
just Photoshop ahegao faces on the talents
guaranteed click

>>101691933
>>101691946
boyfriend announcement incoming. ( the official one, not the oblivion surprise)

>>101691933
>>101691946
well, that explains a lot

>>101691852
Use MS paint to draw a horse cock on Pippa's face

>Lumi knows the old nyanners
>saying "we" had to clean stuff up
oh...

>>101691953
>If you're not creepy
OHHHHHH BOYYYY

>>101691961
It wasn't an onion soup, i forgot about word filter.

>>101691933
she claims that exact same thing with every big vtuber that raids her

>>101691908
>>101691913
That's only in movies and if you try and fuck the crazy Indian women
Trust me, nobody actually drops your ass to HR if they aren't already crazy and looking to climb corporate using these things
Only guy I saw get destroyed that way was retarded and got baited by the hr junkie that had crazy eyes and she got him to admit to wanting to jerk off in front of her

>>101691933
>>101691946
What a surprise

>>101692007
she got raided by nyanners?

>>101691953
>If you're not creepy
Uhhh...

>>101692014
Don't shit where you eat is the new rule sorry.

christ the vtubing sphere is so tiny they all knew each other, its just old 4chan egirls moving from posting tits and vocaroo online to vtubing

>>101691933
>>101691946
when lumi debuted her new outfit with a gloomi bossfight (2 years ago now), she got that from nyanners

>>101691846
you can go through life just wanting to bang people for the sake of making yourself satisfied

but that's not for me
my goal in life isn't just to have sex with people
I already have little people in my life as it is, I'm only going to include those that matter. At some point watching vtubers won't matter, as did gacha games and spending all my time online

>>101692055
>2 years ago now
i meant that as a question because i don't remember exactly when it was, woops

>>101692055
that was 2 years ago?

Define "creepy" from a female POV please.

>>101692004
Look it's simple, don't acknowledge this being a date, don't push her to drink or do anything which will come off as weird, let her speak while you disconnect your brain and do not argue with her and she'll think you're the best listener on the planet and want to suck your dick
Women want someone that makes them feel like they're right but will help them do cool shit

>>101692090
A VTuber fan

>>101692094
But women are always wrong.

>>101692090
No money = Creepy

>>101692039
I've fucked so many of my ex coworkers lmao
I once fucked the hr director's 18 year old daughter, crazy 8/10 polish chick with the tightest ass I've ever seen, bitch sucked the melanin out of my body

>>101692090
someone average or below average looking

>>101692090
not attractive = creepy

>>101692111

And there it is...

>>101692000
That would make a lot of sense actually.

[Lumi news] sad bee is not allowed to sit on the bed, it stays in the chair

>>101692090
muyu's fans

Fuck, i shouldn't have mentioned it. Now im getting self-conscious about it and won't be able to look her in the eyes the next time we meet.

>>101692132
>ex coworkers
Yeah thats different lmao

>>101692111
thanks, now I know for sure that all my coworkers look at mne with the same eyes they do with cosplayers

>>101692090
poor/ugly/brown/bald/old/fat

Who’s ready to drink tonight

>>101692122
Yeah exactly
Would you argue with your dog about politics? Same thing with women, just let them babble on and pretend to listen to it, most of it is just bullshit they got on social media anyway
At one of my dates a chick told me multiple personality disorder was a real thing and that you could hatch eggs you buy in stores, I'm not going to argue with someone that stupid

i always forget that lumi's one of the girls that owns a million different plushies

>>101692159
SHE KNOWS SHES IN THE THREAD SHE WILL KNOW
SHES A KNOWER SHE KNOWS YOUR THOUGHTS


Nah you're crazy lmao

>>101692176
I believe it

>>101692159
Act cool, she's probably as nervous as you are about it, just give her a smile and tell her funny stories

>>101692205
SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP. I think i'll go for a walk now, i need a dialogue strategy.

>>101692176
I mean who hasn't accidentally streamed porn to the living room lmao

>>101692159
>looking women in the eyes
ISHIGGYDIGGY

>>101692243
I look at their chest usually cause I am super tall and get away with it. Just seems like I am looking at them.

>>101692000
can i get a qrd on nyanners lore?

Lumi Logs sliddin

Why does Lumi's chat believe she's smart?

>>101692243
Dad told me to always look them in the eyes to appear manlier.

>>101692185
I'm always willing to drink. Even when I shouldn't.

>>101692279
Traitor
Tried to crab bucket Pippa
Left vshojo
Washed up

>>101692231
"Lmao did you see what X did today? Bro I can't begin to tell you all the funny stories around here, X is always saying Y about Z and he's crazy, did you see them in the hallway? Bro that reminds me of that other guy I used to know in highschool bro.... (Ad lib for 4 to 8 hours)"
There you go, go get her cowboy

>>101692272
They know

>>101690618
which phase talent posted this?

>>101691933
>>101691946
>Lumi loves a two faced grifter who abandoned her original audience and changed her personality when it was convenient
Gee I wonder why

>>101692304
>Lmao did you see what X did today?
What if she says "no"? And i don't remember any guys from my highschool.

>>101692305
Good I want them to know that makes it better they don't say anything because I am pre chosen then.

>>101692156
Muyu fans have SOVL.

>>101692361
yeah, of a child

What did you guys do to piss off the Watame schizo in twitter?

>>101691720
Airi said Lumi is older than her.

>>101692389
pippa?

>>101692389
Who

>>101692311
a bf having one (I know how little that narrows it down)

Which phasers have "female knight/adventurer defeated in combat" fetishes?

>>101692389
Pippa? We shat on her past night for the male collab.

>>101692402
she lied

>>101692361
is that a new term for cp?

Panko, are you excited for Saba?

>>101692419
Mari def

>>101692419
definitely Clara’s freaky ass
probably lia too

A phaser should player obenseuer

>>101692406
>>101692416
>>101692421
no the helmir fag

>>101691744
I hate to say this but you're right, I also do this to gain attraction, it's literally the only way at this point but my clips aren't clip baits though

>>101692459
nigger nobody knows who you're talking about

>>101692287
Because they are dumber than her.

>>101692459
Whomst???

Airi should play my summer car already

>>101692428
we figured out airi is 34. so eh, considering half of Lumi stories she lines up as 90s kid.

Clippers will probably be replaced with AI. I wouldn't go into it.

Sunbro, sunbro, hello?

>>101692473
>oldest hag older than me
IM STILL YOUNG LETS GOOO

>>101692490
busy creaming lumi

how many houses does he own?

>>101692505
at least 50
was at one of his summer homes in Switzerland recently
got one of his lambos for free

>>101692505
He has zero self-awareness, its incredible to watch.

Sleepy should stream 9 hours of dark souls into the early morning hours today :)

>>101692279
made /b/tard loli content long ago
disavowed 4chins to get on the content creator pipeline
protracted bf arc
crabbing ladder puller

>>101692505
>Books are doors to so many worlds!
Real life people do not talk this what the fuck how is he always so gay

>>101692473
she is not. your numbers are off

>>101692505
this guy is liike a male wemi with all these fake ass stories

>>101692615
She should just start overlapping Pippa and steal her viewers.

Why doesn't Lumi just make that Sunbro guy a co-host?

>>101692632
chronic pseud

>>101692615
>date keeps talking about dark souls
I wish the chicks I dated did this.

>>101692659
Are you saying he's cute? Bro that's kinda gay...

>>101692646
>played overwatch in college when it came out
>23-24
it's been 10 years since then.

>>101692615
Sleepy is an American who has never eaten beef, you can't take her to a burger joint

>>101692659
Remi said the word "Venue" the other day and it freaked me out

>>101692681
nobody knows, he showed up like 4 months ago, started whaling and she kept reading 90% of his messages

>>101692615
Thinking about relaxing with Sleepy on bed under covers. The ceiling fan lightly pushes air down on our faces while we are lying naked. Her face is buried in my neck while im lightly groping her soft and spongy body bits. Both of us are exhausted after sex. Fuck, that's so hot.

>>101692731
I'm literally watching two people have a conversation every stream.

I had a horrible nightmare that the police were knocking loudly at my door and Jelly was staring from my computer screen saying in a deep voice, "You did this to yourself" then the computer screen went black.

I have never woken up in such fear in my life, what the hell did that mean?

>>101692699
we have her roommate. She is not 34.

[Lumi News]
Psychoanalysis anon's posts are getting to her

>>101692760
You obviously did something that's eating you up. Get it off your chest and restore good dreams.

>>101692760
You did it to yourself

>>101692760
Oh shit lmao

>>101692760
Repressed guilt for jacking it to lolicon

>>101692348
Unlikely that she doesn't join in but you can just swap books and talk to her about literature, only chose stuff you're passionate about and imagine you're trying to inspire her for it while you talk about it, hype it up, she won't listen to what you say but she'll feel the energy

>>101692760
You did it to yourself

>>101692773
kek I know which posts shes referencing too

>>101692754
I don't read chat for 80% of the time so it doesn't feel that way.

>>101692731
I think some guys figured out he was around for more than a year and then whaled up.

>>101692760
Why are you afraid of the police?

>>101692823
None, she's talking about SunbrOcean's best friend notAlpharius21.

>>101691268
She seems normal.
Maybe you're the weird one.

>>101692760
Which starknight are you? The tranny? Are you a pedo too?

>>101692466
Seems like some rando that's part of the numberfag triad with Donnie Tardko and hermut the dizzy cuckposter, he just seems mad all the time so I don't know what this guy is on about

>>101692840
yes, he's a long time follower but he only started whaling and chatting 4 months ago

>>101692760
lemme guess, youre a doxxfag?

>>101692760
>Jelly was staring from my computer screen saying in a deep voice, "You did this to yourself" then the computer screen went black.

I played this scene in my head and now I'm anxious

>>101692090
broke
unattractive
uninteresting

At this point like a good 20% of posts in Lumi's chat is from that one retard, dude it's actually INSANE what the fuck, she HAS to do something about this

>>101692900
is he a pro groomer? he was researching her for that time and now he hits at what she likes every time.

>>101692945
percentage gets bigger when she plays the game, when normal people just enjoy the game

>>101692945
and it will get bigger, what's the point of chatting if only the 5 approved chatters get read every time

>>101692900
Likely one of his many investments paid dividends

>>101692945
One simple trick

>>101693011
if he didn't reinvest his investing career will be over soon.

>>101693023
he isn't a problem, Lumi is.

>>101693023
why are you using light mode?

>>101692945
Do gumis not get that Lumi is squeezing this guy dry and he’ll run out of money by the end of the year

>>101693023
Is that going to stop Lumi from obsessively reading everything he says?

Why do many scammers targeting vtubers???

https://x.com/rinkouashelia/status/1939006788730527753
Lia is not ok

>>101692090
"Sounding like other women will look at you funny and you could have money issues or no hygiene"
There, now fucking learn to speak like an adult
Stop saying anime, stop saying vtuber to the women you want, just call them influencers and musicians
Don't drag out Japanese words unless you want to sound smart and explain it quickly
Use fancy gay words to describe what you watch, it has to make them feel like you watch Satoshi Kon whenever you mention that shit

>>101693084
he's not even the biggest whale but he somehow gets special treatment

>>101693102
>why do scammers target a bunch of young stupid insecure women?
it is a mystery

>>101692900
is that pic actually him?

>>101693113
>Stop saying anime, stop saying vtuber to the women you want, just call them influencers and musicians
>Don't drag out Japanese words unless you want to sound smart and explain it quickly
You did this huh?

Honestly, I should hug the Pippa.

>>101693205
She will kick and squirm

>>101693192
Yep, I tell my gf I'm a fan of Asian music genres and I have a fondness for idol music, she asks me about it from time to time and I even use stream stories as a "so I know this guy that did this" stories that she likes hearing

[Lumi news] we are not racist enough

>>101692538
Can confirm. That anon sucked the sunbro dick and got a brand new spanking Lamborghini. Lumi was there too but we were not allowed to talk to her. Only watch.

>>101693084
I remember complaining about him months ago and you kept defending him saying the same thing
>he'll run out of money by the end of the month
Thank god I trusted my instincts and dropped Lumi, because based on /pcg/ this shit has only gotten worse.

>>101693216
AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE BRING OUT THE GASOLINE, WE HAVE A WASP INFESTATION IN PEECEEGEE

>>101692945
Why the fuck would anybody else bother posting when she only ever reads his?

>>101693256
That's a raccoon in disguise.

Who's live?

>>101693266
Why are you trying to blackpill the gumis sunbro

>>101692505
I refuse to believe that this faggot is actually serious. He's just doing it to piss off gumis.

>>101693250
Do you think Lumi is dumb enough to believe that pfp he uses is actually what he looks like?

>>101692090
It's quite simple, desperation
lack of charisma also plays a part but it's 90% desperation

anyone know where i can find and en translation of potion's lyrics?

>>101693325
yes, it's literally this meme

>>101693113
not a woman but if I was a woman and I found out you were calling vtubers musicians and influencers I'd think you were a much bigger loser than just calling them vtubers

>>101693325
Of course she is.

Lumi likes watching cucking shows

>waiting for lucky boxes
>waiting for oshipush boxes

When is the Tenma Rosiebellmoo collab?

>>101693325
I think none of it made any sense even back when I still bothered watching Lumi, and when something doesn't make sense to me that means there is information or motivation that's missing. Whatever the fuck is going on is happening behind the scenes.

>open lumi stream to see what they're whining about
>lumi is reading various chatters messages
>sunbroocean barely talking

Now that Rust is done, what's next for Da Michi?

>>101693299
me

>>101693325
she already has fyren, so this guy is fighting windmills

>>101693433
>see this post
>she immediately reads what he said
What did anon mean by this

>>101693439
graduation

he knows Henry, will he become a bigger schizo than him?

>>101693433
Retards are enabling a jealous schizo obsessed with a whale to shit up the thread for months

>>101693492
he is just so big strong and cool he doesn't need to worry

>>101693492
What if he's the /lemon/ schizo that posts walls of text psychoanalyzing Lumi's childhood?

>>101693327
Thats why I dont even bother

>>101693531
just dont be desperate

Ahem. Your seat, Gumis

>>101693502
The only obsessed person is Lumi with SunbrOcean.

>>101693369
>he fell for the phase merch scam
LMAO
>>101693546
Im so non desperate im not bothering

>>101692760
Male stalker version
https://litter.catbox.moe/u7p8xq622yjn9z7k.mp4

Here's a femanon anti version but jelly looks different for some reason
https://litter.catbox.moe/c2u5dnv0t078gdmv.mp4

Finally get a whole set of beans.

Except saya :(

Lumi is ok with race swaps

>>101693553
You're obsessed with ntr I can recommend some hentai for you though so you can blow your load and post nut clarity will stop you from posting for 30 minutes

>>101693554
Nigger you have been posting daily about him for months, fuck off and stop shitting up the thread

>>101693502
I can't believe sunbro is a rich tall swarthy fintech bro who has time to work out, breed horses in Vermont, and travel the world and he still finds time to watch and chat for the duration of all of Lumi's streams. What a guy.

>>101693598
>the cucked angrily accuses everybody else of being cucks for informing him that he is a cuck

>>101693528
thats a good rrat

>>101693615
>talking about a vtuber stream in the vtuber thread is shitting it up
Okay.

>>101693355
It's a woman I'm trying to fuck, not some anon here
Women I've talked to have never cared and it has always made them feel like I wasn't a social risk for them, that's all it's about at the end of the day

>>101693629
Shalom!

good phase weekly today

>>101693639
>talking about a vtuber stream
Obsessively posting about chatter for month is shitting up the thread

which brave talent will step up and directly overlap the first hour of "that"

Sup bros, I was /out/ for five days, it was very refreshing without the internet. Any news or great streams that I missed? Last stream that I saw was Clio's KDC2 strem (Monday)

>>101693713
You can't talk about Lumi's stream without talking about the chatter she's almost exclusively having conversations with.

>>101690634
He still watches her though

Reminder that OCBM comes /here/ and vehemently defends sunbro.

>>101693743
It's just fucking you my guy. You probably fall asleep thinking about him too. /pcg/ has always been shitshow but holy fuck you and that cuckfaggot have managed to bring it to a all time low.

>>101693784
he also suck his cock in chat

>>101693673
Dizzy should let Hunie host for a week

>>101693439
Back to not streaming dor three weeks and six days.

>>101693598
He cries out as he's cucked

>>101693743
>moving the goalposts

>>101691268
You should date her

>>101693784
I have a theory, he pulls chatgpt remarks to chat so consistently in same tone forever and to say nearly nothing

>>101693713
And gumis wonder why they're the laughing stock of PC

>>101693807
>my guy
Hello OCBM. Your limited vernacular makes you very noticeable. >>101693784 was right.

>>101693784
Orangecrowbarman and bingobongotangomango and chunkbeefthrust should kill themselves

>>101693629
>>101693819
https://nhentai.net/g/508417/

>>101693673
>today
it is good every time

>>101693814
Hina looking devious/lustful is doing things

>>101693865
Notice how the gumi cuck had prior knowledge of ntr stuff and had it ready to go?

>>101693851
I like bingobongotango.

>>101693865
>I'm not the cuck, you're the cuck!
>posts cuck porn
The lack of self-awareness is staggering.

>>101693808
Lmao this shitty gen looks so messed up, did you use grok or something?

>>101692337
She rides the fuck out of that long one

>>101693814
Phase Weekly should go back to being small two-person collabs.

>>101693895
Stop noticing!

>>101693673
two future single mothers

>>101693902
I hate everyone who is obviously here but does the reddit dance of
>4chinz is so evil

>>101693808
shes not marimari

>>101693920
This and dizzy be relegated to only doing warehouse duty.

my rrat is that the lower status gumi discord orbiters are using /pcg/ to fight the higher status discord orbiters without outing themselves and ruining their reputation

>>101693960
For the love of god, no. My merch might be late, but at least it's complete.

>>101693926
yeah, mine

>>101693967
that’s not even in question really, it’s obvious

>>101693902
wasnt that fag a pipnig?

i stopped posting at all in lumi's chat earlier in the year because it felt useless since she only interacts with just a few

i dont know why ii feel bad about it

>>101693967
I would never de anon myself anywhere like that. that's just stupid.

>>101693553
oh look a carpet

>>101693939
He does that? In that case I retract what I said. I only know him because every Pippa clip has his superchats in them.

>>101694015
Ive done that before, it feels like a vtuber ignores you so you just choose to stop chatting or leave entirely

>>101694057
How long are you going to pretend she has any relevance to pcg?

>>101693369
>Oshipush
Lol, lmao

>>101693944
It's even stupider when you know the guy is married and has kids

>>101693581
kek

>>101693216
https://litter.catbox.moe/mv7blec3q4az7mr1.mp4

>phase weekly is typically at 5 EST
>moved to 4 EST
>saba debut is 5 EST
actual noticing moment

>>101693911
No, I just stole it from someone else

>>101694193
it is the at the same time as always you retard

>>101693944
You're right, she's worse than marimari

>>101694193
It's at its normal time.

Hag sex

It just occurred to me that Maris entire strat is to try to farm out of context clips constantly. Like three hours straight of trying to get clippable bits by just saying fuckin whatever.

>>101694193
It's always at 1pm PST retard.

>>101694124
made me think of a cool business idea. covert corporation support for indies, fish should do it
they don't actually join but they get corpo benefits, for a fee obviously

>>101694287
She's just like that, anon.

>>101694015
I did the same, but I only felt bad about it until fyren happened

I want to lick and kiss Clara's tummy for literal hours on end

>>101694287
Clipfarming is like her whole shtick

Why didn't Phase get invited?

>>101694287
What if she is just saying stuff constantly.

>>101693967
A cold war of proxies

>>101694354
I'll first remove that fucking piercing

>>101694389
Did you miss Uruka and Sleepy or what?

>>101694287
You are giving her too much credit, she doesn't really think much about anything.

>>101694287
it's just zatsu, retard

Hime hates white boys, she craves that big korean cock

>>101694431
NTA, I can't find them in the image.

>>101694287
marimari_en does vtubing?

>>101694488
Hime wants to be slathered in so much white boy goo inside and out she genetically becomes a white girl

>>101694514
He's just old enough to have an 18 year old

>>101694514
Dumb birb believing everything on /pcg/

>>101694488
somebody post that "stupid white boy" tweet from himes alt

>>101694287
She is literally just a yapper you are reading too far into it.

>>101694488
>Home of literally the smallest cocks in the world...
Well at least you have the same skin tone as her

>>101694287
It looks like Wemi's been trying to do that too. But she doesn't have the clipper that's picking up on it

>>101694561
Hime has like a dozen alts where she posted sexual fantasies about white men

>>101694577
>Home of literally the smallest cocks in the world...
But that's literally India, and there is research to prove it

>>101694620
Whatever helps you sleep at night

>>101694620
Asia?

>>101694609
In my defense, that was before my time and nobody here bothered to spam that screenshot before. It genuinely would have led to me making better decisions had it been.

>>101694654
It's just a joke bro! Lumi would never unironically say something like that!

>>101694488
Is that her coping mechanism for not fucking her brother?

>>101694654
i wouldn’t be surprised if lumi is that wannabe cornstar girl from that catbox video that was spammed here for quite some time. She sounded 1 to 1 like lumi in that one.

>>101694654
>/pcg/ has gone on long enough to get layered newfaggotry
the guy posting that image every day doesn't know what ntr thursdays were and this guy doesn't know that that guy doesn't know
truly a crazy time to live in
irreparably damaged thread culture

Imagine having Hime as a sister. You'd have to live with the knowledge that at anytime you could wlk into her room and do whatever you want to her. Not only that, but she'd be 100% into it.
Haha that would be wild.
Haha

>>101694593
Forgot to mention that Dizzy's also been trying this to. But some her clippers caught on it

>>101694759
>>101694678

>>101694759
It's seafags

Anonymous, stop being such a whiny little bitch and fuck a baby into Clara and Airi so i can fuck your daughters

How can we benefit Phase with Sabe's debut?

What are we hoping for?

>>101695055
Blow your faggy brains out

>>101695055
she might shit on hololive some more

[Lumi news] she had an STD

>>101694389
They said that more people would be joining anon. Just have to wait and see

>>101695055
The ultimate proof that vtuber fans are unironic retards is that most of them are hyped for a mediocre boring bitch that hasn't streamed regularly in years because once she had numbers.

>>101695169
She's been hyped up to the moon and never fucking streamed so there's this huge aura of mystery about her. Most people just want to see what the fuck it was all about.

>>101695169
Most are 5 foot, sea, and double digit iq

>>101695055
>What are we hoping for?
>"A" 2.0

>>101695221
Oh I'm sure that she decided to adopt practically the same model, themes and colors because she wanted to do new exciting stuff, a blank slate onto which she can project a completely new persona....oh, no, wait a minute...

>>101692185
Hell yeah. I'm still sick but imma run it off in a bit and drink with da wunie this evening

Am I the only one that finds it scary that Pippa said she knows which vtubers that most of the public thinks are super nice but are really bad people and don't even like their fans.

It sorta makes me concerned that my oshis might be the one she's talking about

>>101695386
You missed the point. You think half the people here ever saw Gura stream in the first place when she spent the last 2+ years streaming so little that it became a meme?

Oh hey, Runie is going to be on Phase Weekly.

>>101695421
Pippa meant herself.

I love my seiso baby hag wife

Shiina shit her pants again

>>101695421
Yes. Your osji specifically hates you, anon

>>101695519
>no visible pantylines
grim

>Sunbrocean can't even afford enough bits for TTS
Running low on mommy's credit card? Just mortage out one of your houses bro

Clara LOVE

who's that chuuba tenma is collabing with?

>>101695519
She was the hottest cosplayer desu but I'm a man of particular tastes

>>101695557
>Sunbrocean
which phaser is this?

>>101695421
Pippa is very much rules for thee but not for me

>>101695553
Blind.

>>101695421
This thread really isn't ready for this convo but one of those is absolutely your sweet baby angel Lisa.

>>101695519
sniffa

>>101695421
Okay let's be chatty bitches, which vtubers were Pippa talking about?

Tenma is now streaming!

>>101695500
Shiina should let a massive one rip on stream. Directly into the mic
>>101695519
bretty gud

>>101695590
>She was the hottest cosplayer
nah that was iori

>>101695647
Mint..

>>101695055
Kemosabe capipi

>>101695421
It's Lisa

>>101695519
This girl > cumbun

>>101695691
her face is kinda fucked up, you're just a big boob peasant

>>101695692
Mint has always been a sweet girl

new
>>101695721
>>101695721
>>101695721

>>101695421
if you're not sunbrocean, ocbm or part of the discord inner circle Lumi hates you

>>101695421
she was talking about yuri and herself

>>101695421
I know one of those vtubers her name is Pipkin Pippa

>>101695647
herself

>>101695723
Of course

>>101695421
at least we know she wasnt talking about Lumi because everyone thinks that she is a bitch

>>101695461
No pregaming right? Ruhuhu

>>101695519
Looks too young

>>101695421
You would be right

>>101695030
Kill yourself.

>>101694006
and a hogrider

>>101694149
Sexpests are often married, that means jack shit

>>101695421
I'd prefer a list of vtubers that actually like their fans. It would be a pretty short list.

>>101695593
lumi's new bf