Thread 101695859

Formerly known as /ggg/

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@SamekoSaba
Twitter: https://twitter.com/samekosaba

Songs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3cryiz8nJo

>Miss Gura?
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Previous: >>101651619

over 2 hours until stream starts and already 20,000 people in the waiting room

I will breastfeed Saba after her stream

Gurass

I will be the first to sniff Saba's feet

>>101695917
SNIFFFFF

It has been written.

I wish Saba had fat tits like this

tourist here, I just want to ride the hype as artist, but I want to at least provide something in character. What would be a good doujin idea to work out? around 3-5 pages, something short

>>101695985
sex on the beach or behind some rocks

20k waiting!

>>101695985
Shark Girl Attacks Mackerel Girl

I WANT /GGG/
I WANT /GGG/
I WANT /GGG/

SABA SABA SABA SABA SABA SABA

>>101696098
It's gg for /ggg/...

she won't stream

It should be SSGG? SSS? SSG?

>>101695985
Just make sure her feet are bare and her tail is fat.

>>101695859 (OP)
nice

>>101696137
/SSGGG/

>>101696131
Holoseethe

It's time!!!

shes going to stream into my mouth

>using /same/ ie the first name which no one ever uses on vtubers
it would be like calling ggg /gawr/
/saba/ is the better play

19k waiting is fucking wild. Hoping it works out well for her and she can have a chiller time as an indie.

Where would you draw the line in terms of potential future collabs, what would make you nope out?
Something mild like Doki/Mint which is likely to happen?
Semiflesh twitch sluts like Bao or Onigiri?

>>101696197
S S G G G
SAMEKO SABA GAWR GURA GENERAL

>>101696137
sss is the better name but chumbies decided on same which is also fine

>>101696197
retard...

cute

>>101696098
Should have picked an acronym not based on her identity within hololive. /uuu/ was smart by picking one of Fauna's mannerisms as an acronym instead.

>>101696197
why not SSG?
does doom 2 own the copyright or something?

>>101695859 (OP)
Who else here is weirdly nervous? I don’t know how to describe this feeling.

>>101696137
/SEGGS/

We can always play around with the name and make changes after the debut. There's nothing to worry about chumbies.

I think it should be /fish/ because she's a fish.

Get it?

>>101696255
That's our Chumbie Prime o7

>>101696197
same as in shark it's a good name that won't change when she decides to change again, just like naplings and dragoons were smart enough to name their threads /uuu/ and /haha/ and not having to change them when their oshi changed their model/name.
I think it's a really good name for a thread.

What if Saba's eyes were far apart?

wew lad

>>101696098
Does anyone even remember German Goo Girls?

You can remove the current merch shilling in the OP though especially when saba has her own omocat merch coming

>>101696310
UOHHH

>>101695859 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYVEIX7nSEs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYVEIX7nSEs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYVEIX7nSEs

We should probably add the debut frame to the dough for the next little while

Haven't been around for a couple days. Saw the frame. Why 5pm Eastern? It should be 8pm, damn it.

It's wild to think that dudul has been in on all of this for many months before she announced it

How cunny Saba will be?

>>101696542
Nah this time is better, she always wanted to stream a bit earlier in the days and be healthier. Plus it lets EU guys tune in too.

>>101696569
She will have giant tits bigger than her head on a tiny toddler frame

>>101696440
>>101696471
Any dough makers around?

>>101696549
Did he announce that? Or did you just know from her teasers art style? Or is he in the description of the stream?

>>101696577
>Plus it lets EU guys tune in too.
implying EU guys dont already stay up until 3am to catch streams

>>101696590
All the teasers weren't made overnight

>>101696612
It's kinda hard to do that sometimes, especially on week days when you have work next morning

Looking forward to the debut today. Hoping the best for her and all of (you)

>>101696586
like this

>>101696588
we'll get a new thread by the time she debut, it's active

>>101696651
it's saturday

Will she make her chat members only? This is way too fast how would she even read this.

>>101696676
Yes, today. And she wants as many people as possible to be able to tune in. Plus she might even stick to this slot later on anyhow. Easier to start now and go for 3-4 hours and better for her sleep schedule

>>101696699
>how would she even read this.
that's the neat part

>>101696197
saba is too obvious for a thread name, same encompasses both saba and gura

>>101696720
This is one hour before nimi usually streams, I don’t think she would do that.

>>101696720
there's no point in arguing about stream timing, we don't know what she plans to do yet, and thankfully, she's going to do the schedule that is best for her so no point in discussing it

>>101696782
>same encompasses both saba and gura
once saba debuts there will be no more gura, she will be dead and you are not allowed to post her anymore

>>101696213
nothing would make me nope out, but I would probably not enjoy collabs with the likes of bao or shylily

>>101696790
Someone is going to say that who cares what nimi does
You are going to reply that nimi is important or some variant of that
Someone else or you is going to say fuck eurofags
etc etc etc
we've already had this shitpost, go for the next angle this one is boring

>>101696213
Men

>>101696808
retard

>5PM EST
Coincidentally, this is the same time, when she debut on 2020.

>>101696213
male vtubers

I love Gura.
I love Saba.

SABA WILL HAVE SMOL BUDDING BREASTS.

>>101696213
You could not flag yourself as a shitposting tourist harder if you tried
whats the point in answering that question?

>>101696590
teasers look like his artstyle and he commented on them immediately

>>101696882
it's clearly gura doing market research

>>101696882
What's wrong with having a stance you stand by from the getgo?

>>101696836
I‘m saying she wouldn’t stream at the same time as her good friend you schizo.

I just joined members. I was surprised its open before she has streamed. Don't they have to wait like 2 weeks for that?

>>101696808
>she will be dead and you are not allowed to post her anymore
lmao

This is the only time you can post pre debut SABA art before she shows her live2D model

>>101696586
Is oppai loli considered cunny?

>>101696931
you are not stating your stance you dunce you are begging for shitposters to reply to you for grudgeposts later

>>101696975
I have a stance myself (no males except industry professionals like say an interview with a music producer, no awful twitch garbage tubers, but I didn't want to influence others in what their stance would be by saying it in that post

>>101696213
>chuubas i like
will watch
>chuubas i don't like
will skip the stream
>m*les
will unsub and unmember

>>101697051
this

will Saba collab with Dooby's friends?

I hope she shuts down the unfunny tourists immediately

>>101696943
2 weeks from what

>>101697091
It's likely she can't avoid it for long. Nimi and/or Dooby will definitely drag in Doki/Mint/Henya and such at some point.

/SGU/ saba gura universe

I wish Gura wasn't a lesbian, would be so fun of she introduced a boyfriend in her debut stream to make you tards seethe like tardy tards, having a tardsplerg

Seethe holopag.

>>101697135
She got Jon Favreau?

I've been busy waiting for Sabas debut <3

Hello hope you all have fun with the debut

>>101697268
anon please stop shitting you're destroying the environment

>>101697268
Me too

>>101697318
BASED and CANON

teeheee

>Hail Saba, still the Same
>The Doob is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy kani, /ggg/sus
>Little Saba, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

if you got one of my 50 gifted enjoy :D

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where Saba finished playing GTA V & will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.

>>101696213
They think I'm avatarschizo, but I'm not. I simply don't like mint or doki.
That being said, if she collabed with them, I would simply sit out the collab. I wouldn't ever leave or anti Saba.
I still hope she doesn't though, because I care about her and I don't want to see her congregate with literal ex-prostitutes or drama-embroiled bipolar whores. And the worst part by far is their fans. The thought of their brony-tier idol-hating, anti-parasocial, ghettoweeb fans spamming them in chat every stream completely unprovoked is intolerable.

>>101697393
Thanks AryanCunnyRapist1488

>>101697393
I didn't, can you send another 50?

Reminder that they are

>In an interview before debut, when asked "Who do you talk to on the phone the most", Ame answered "My family or Gura."

https://files.catbox.moe/gcifml.webp

>Upon learning that Amesame was the first result on Google images when you looked up Yuri, Ame said: "You guys almost made it a reality."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69eJdCJT2IU

>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.

https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255

>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you"
>"That's not all she wants to do"

https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE?t=3055

>They had discord sleepovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U

>Ame called her "My Love"

https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901

>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their pets

https://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381

>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s

>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Amelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk

>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*

https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620

>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."

https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959

>Upon being asked if they kissed during their Japan date, Gura denied it but said she and Amelia had a "deeper connection than that"

https://youtu.be/LSlS2Mo0R_I?t=43

>Ever since Gura's Graduation, Dooby made sure to keep her following count at 299. Whenever she followed someone, she unfollowed another person to keep it at that number. However, once Saba came back, dooby made her her 300th follow. On top of that; besides senzawa, dooby was the very first person Saba followed upon making her twitter account.

https://files.catbox.moe/a6kuw0.png

>Sameko Saba's debut and Dooby3D's birthday are on the same day: June 28th

Are you ready chat?

>>101697429
and here I thought you were memeing lmao

>>101697420
Well you'll now be called a samefagger too cause I agree with that

>>101697283
Many thanks, uh... what are you guys called?

I wish Saba had a costume like this

>>101697435
nah i'm not even a chumbud 50 is all i will spare :D

MACKEREL
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!!!

My maybe too optimistic wish is that she could be like year 1 Gura again. That drive to stream, that motivation, that consistent showing up and just having a good time with us.
But I don't quite dare to think it can happen.

>>101697420
>I wouldn't ever leave or anti Saba

Sabaguraette honhonhon

It would be funny if it was a completely different streamer

>>101697551
That was before mori had her raped in a jewish ritual, i fear that light in her eyes is gone anon.

>>101697551
she already knows where that road leads, i think she will settle for something in between year 1 and 4

>>101697606
>gura got so lazy she started outsourcing

>>101697491
Uhm...HenSquad!
HenTai

UUUUUUUUU

>>101697551
Go back and watch the 2020 streams, the way she talked, the way she acted, she DEFINITELY thought she was entertaining kids or young people, she talked like parents talk to toddlers. Then her first con happened and she saw that all you ebis were smelly bald bastards with bellies hanging down by your knees and with odors that could kill a hippopotamus from 10 miles away, after that her demeanor completely changed. She will still only see you as stinky ATM:s

>almost 30,000 people waiting for Saba debut

Shits crazy. She may get 100k when live

>>101697688
Manchildren need entertainment too

She could do a really funny thing here and have Mumei deliver the first minute of dialogue

Soon.

What are you guy's CCV expectation for the debut?

>>101697587
>proving my point
Like I said, that's not my post. I've been here before you and I will be here after you leave. Sorry that I don't like you or your indie oshis, I guess?

>>101697757
i cannot wait

>>101697764
We don’t care you fucking numbers nigger. We just want to hear her voice again.

>>101697688
FUCKING BRAT. NEEDS CORRECTING.

>>101697744
Her first sound tonight will be "b" cause that would be funny

>>101697764
300k

>>101697636
All I know about your oshi are those clips where she learned about Terry Davis and the pony cum jar live on stream

The amount of leeching and mooching attempts from indies and other corpos and smallcorpos will be through the roof, even more than it ever was

>>101697688
So just like Mori and FWMC talk to their fans?

>>101697420
>>101697771

>>101696368
she's gonna debut wearing this mask isn't she

What do I even do with myself for the next several minutes?

>>101697636
I watched a few Pikamee streams back in the day like her Mario 64 playthrough. I wouldn't mind Saba collabing with her at all.

>>101697963
Would be one of the least bad collab targets probably among Dooby and Nimi, yes.
I dread the day we get Filian, I can't stand her.

>>101697623
>she already knows where that road leads
where?

I'm happy I woke up to this. Good job /GGG/ or should I say /Same/. Not going to lie it feels weird but so did GGG at first. Its a change but a good one. I'm just happy we all have our home and can still enjoy gura or should I say Saba. Thank everyone of you. You guys have been the best entertainment plus have helped me and a lot of others in the community when we needed it most. Don't any of you ever change.

>>101695859 (OP)
How long we think this debut will be? The usual hourish?

>>101698083
ban this guy

>>101697688
>didn't know this from the start
>didn't expect this

Really now? I mean, what the hell did she expect? Did she think CUNNY people were ironic? Who the fuck is watching this shit? It's ugly, lonely bastards.

Imagine supporting someone who has thrice abandoned her fans

>>101698150
20 minutes, pre-recorded stream

>>101697771
Saba is an indie hypocrite

>>101698150
>>101698174
Holopags are so full of it kek. Your holo whores will soon be graduate and join with them. Homo collabers will be irrelevant.

Gura is Sabated

>>101698024
West Virginia

>>101698228
Oh no, he'll start sperging out about "once a holo - always a holo" or something

>>101698140
I can't wait till they make their relationship public and vermin like you eat their fucking words.

>>101698083
It should be "every one".
"Everyone" is used to denote a group, as in "everyone participated". Meanwhile "every one" is equivalent to saying "each of" something.

Can't wait for her to get burned out by the end of the year, to the point where she only shows up on other people's channels again

FOR KING AND KANI!!!

>>101698236
>Will soon be graduate

>>101698174
>>101698140
Holocucks going full mental gymnastics, love it.

>>101698083
Luv u chumbie

>>101698315
>Speaking the truth is mental gymnastics

you guys are deeply unserious

>>101696569
Yes
>>101696953
Yes

Not gonna lie I gave up on her in the last year and a half of holo, when she didn't even say hi to us during Christmas is when I just couldn't take it anymore.
I guess this is a new beginning so maybe things will be ok again, can't not watch, of course I'm curious...

>>101697721
1 million peak
She will hit 100k even before the stream starts

>>101698174
>never leaves permanently
>"abandoned"
The sad part is that these days I have to wonder if people like this are genuinely ESL and therefore don't understand what the word means

>>101698228
And? Does that mean I have to like every indie slut that uses an anime avatar? Would you be this defensive if I had said vedal, sinder, fillian, or layna instead? What about the copius amounts of trans vtuber indies? Do we have to like them too because Saba is an indie?
Get the fuck out of here, you embarassing imbecilic retard.

Do people really think that she's gonna be any better now just cause she's not in a company? Even when she was indie before she barely kept her fans updated on anything and barely streamed too.

>>101698360
Thanks your input anon, what would we have done without it

Always remember - if you're taking flak, then you're over the target

>>101698140
>>101698174
>>101698270
>>101698336
Samefag

>>101698360
>fell for it again award

This is the third time, surely things will be different. Don't forget to give her money.

>>101698406
I didn't mean to stir up anything, I just wanted to be honest about my history as someone who didn't make it til the end

>>101698440
is this her new fan name?

Oh are they finally here?

I want ice cream

>>101698440
it always is we really need id and flags but the mods will never give them

>>101698389
Stfu, nobody cares about your dislikes

>>101697999
I'm hoping for some Saba x Gura futa art

>>101698473
flags during our april fools infestation on boards that have them were absolute king shit

>>101698462
Yes. We are all samefags now.

>>101698494
check pixiv

>>101698440
Probably the same guy who keep bringing up the holo vs ex-holo or the gura vs Bibbo thingy. Why are they here shitting up the thread, and just to go back to /#/ or Holotower.

>'Hey guys I just want to let you know to respect my collab choices."
>1 week later
>So anyway I will be streaming with my boyfriend occasionally, thanks in advance!"

>>101698508
good morning saar

>>101698482
You seem to care quite a bit, actually.

I just hope she has fun and can stick to it. It would be nice to have her back for good

>>101697771
Least obvious false flagger

>>101698405
>Even when she was indie before she barely kept her fans updated on anything and barely streamed too
And before she was indie she had an even bigger audience that she abandoned overnight without saying anything, then she started a new career as a cat artist/animator, racked up a loyal following there too, then dissipated for 2 years, posted 2 times claiming she was back but she haven't posted in 9 years :D So, yeah, she has a long history of abandonment so be prepared for that

>>101695981
Once we get shots of her actual face, you can gen some pics like that one too. AI will learn what she looks like in no time.

>>101698559
I care about you not shitting up the thread

She can do whatever she wants because she's free now

>>101698574
That's why I just know all these people claiming to be "fans" are just newfags, all the actual old guard rightfully left after realizing that she never gave a fuck about her fans

>>101698574
Kill yourself already, Jesper

>>101698563
To be fair, she's never stuck with anything for more than a few years. Gura was by far the longest she's ever stayed consistent, although many would argue she abandoned being Gura in 2023 as well.

It is time <fish emote>

>>101698620
>She can do whatever she wants
Could have stopped there

>>101698405
>>101698574
>>101698642
Samefagging cucknet troon
Kill yourself

>>101698678
>2023
More like 2022

>>101698690
eat shit cover intern

Phasecucks falseflaggers, shitting up boards and threads.

Why are Holocucks having melty itt?
Are you that afraid?

was she always close to NST?

>>101698760
They hate us that much I guess

Who would win in a fight, Saba or Gura?

Why continue making threads in this shithole when we all moved to tower? There are no phasejeets there you know?

It's not like they're wrong, she is the type to abandon things, hide away and do something new again. But people can also change as they mature, let's hope it'll be different now.

>>101698405
We going to act like her streaming randomly between video uploads was a indie streaming career

The debut waitingroom chat is actually supersonic rn.

So many Saba threads lately. These retard troons cannot help themselves having melty.

I love Saba <3

>>101698697
>>>101698405
>>>101698574 (You)
>>>101698642
What's the lore behind that picture? Do i have to be autism to understand what it got to do with the goob?

>>101696137
It's /same/ because サメ means shark but also it's literally the same roommate lol.

>>101698830
>they're
You're extremely obvious phasecuck

I just hope her mama is Japanese and not a western artist that is an amateur at drawing anime style like so many other EN indies.

>>101698836
Uh yeah when that was her main source of income it shouldn't be defined as anything but "career"

>>101698821
>Gura VS Saba

>>101698853
>>>101698574 (You)
Lol retard

>>101698830
>people can also change as they mature, let's hope it'll be different now
SAG HEX
400 YEAR OLD GREENLAND SHUSSY

>>101698879
Probably gonna be some western nobody like Dooby got fer her model, doubt its gonna be Nachoneko or some other JP with actual talent and merit

Saba will have adult body like this

Why so many phasecuck falseflaggers in this thread?

Wife today!

>>101696137
SSG is the only correct choice

>>101698870
You couldn't pay me to watch phase, so no. I hate them and their fans too.

>>101698917
What? All that random scribbling in the screenshots makes no fucking sense, so yeah, i guess i'm not autism enough

is this the pathetic incel thread?

>>101698939
I also learned of these words today

>>101698549
Proof next thread for sure

>>101699011
>he asks on /vt/

>>101698980
>>101698993
Phasecucks...

Remember chumbies. The level of third-world seethe that is about to flood the board doesn't matter. Non of the monkey screeching and shit flinging matters. Don't reply or even give it the time of day. Just focus on what's important right now. Saba LOVE.

>>101698926
I really hope not. It's a really obvious sign that they're a fake weeb when they get some western nobody to do their model just because they can barely reproduce an anime style model.
I really, really don't like Doob's model. It looks like a fake anime from Netflix or Nickelodeon.

>>101698892
All sharks are fish... but not all fish are sharks.

>>101699018
More like you lot will face a harsh reality check by next month

>>101699064
nimi got a good model

>>101698937
Smooth and clean armpit with a hint of seawater smell! I want to sniff it!

Bijou lovers and Phasefags are here. Sorry, your oshi will never be as popular or as important as Saba/Gura.

>>101698879
>>101698926
>>101699064
the artist will be shachimu

>>101699045
Nothing on this board matters anymore since everyone sane left for the other place.
It's literally just brown subhuman schizophrenics left here and people like me who come here once in a while to look at monkeys in the zoo

SAAAABAAAA

>>101699045
Thank you for your service in the never-ending crusade against the forces of melanin, noble scoutbud

>>101698853
>>>>101698574# (You)
lol

>>101699077
Two more weeks Sanjay!

>>101699165
>>101699040
This general is trash

Finally I can experience prime gura

>>101698853
>>>101698574 (You)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Let's go

>>101699112
I hope Saba will have chibi model like this

>>101699112
That's because Asagi is her mama, dummy.

41 MINUTES LADS LETS GOOOOOOO

>>101699287
Asanagi model for Saba LORD PLEASE

>>101699246
I still want to know who the dude is in the picture, is it the guy who wrote a vtubers name on a gun and went mental?

>>101696255
Imma fucking cry, We gettin the band back together.

>my cunts u21 scored the equalizer
I swear to god if they go into overtime I riot

this doesnt feel real yet desu

>>101699276
Please be an oppai loli Saba pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

>>101699302
Im much more partial to muk

I assume there's lots of shitposting. I don't care, saba soon!

>>101698853
>>101698574

>>101699304
Yeah. One of our resident schizos thinks that anyone who says anything negative about her is him for some reason.

>>101699387
Ofcourse it's samefag, i added the (you) to do a threaded reply, are you retarded or something?

Sameko Saba is a rich millionaire.

>>101699450
yes sure you did
not like everyone uses (me) to identify or anything you totally meant to do that

All over the glass

>>101699475
not rich enough my girl needs more

>>101699475
Such is the thirst of the world, that such a creature can live a comfortable life by being cute and playing vidya in public.

>>101699384
cutebud

the vtuber equivalent of the second coming of jesus no matter what she does or says she can do no wrong

>>101699475
I will call her Sasa

Which swimwear suits Saba best, bikini or sukumizu?

>>101699531
Imagine coming to a vtuber board, in a vtuber thread, and complain about the very concept of a vtuber

>>101699475
being a millionaire doesnt mean all that much, thats really just middle class but comfortable. Unless youre a multi-millionaire

>>101699567
micro bikini

>>101699493
What flavor of autism is that? Why modify something when it 100% easier to just copy/paste? Apparently i need to ice-pick my brain before posting here to get down you your retarded levels

>>101699567
Why would a shark wear clothes to swim?

>>101699573
Not complaining, just jealous.
But, even if I were a cute sounding girl, I wouldn't be able to do it.

Geez, that's a lot of Holocucks coping and seethe.
>Stock market is lowering, please buy Gigi's merch.
KEK

>>101699567
You know the kind of two-piece that is so insanely tiny it doesn't even cover the entire pussy, just the slit? But you can see the fat lips on both sides?
That

>>101699378
For me, it's om

Fucking kino last post.

30 minute warning

>>101699567
1) male swimwear challenge
2) micro bikini that's so small it manages to cover the areolae even when it logically shouldn't
3) sling bikini

what can i expect

50K

So who'd you watch after graduation, Chumbuds? I got really into Tenma.

>>101699784
saba!

>>101695859 (OP)
I am kinda nervous but also very excited and happy for the debut.

>>101699475
A million doesn't get you far nowadays, a house in a medium sized city is a million

>>101699794
I already watched Pippa and Mari.

>>101699794
ngl i've been enjoying jelly a good bit

>>101699794
Disgusting. Male collaber, vile, whore too.

>>101699794
Nimi and Dooby

>>101699827
i mean as long you dont spend like a moron and invest money you should survive a while on that

It's gonna be pre-recorded slop, i can feel it

>>101699842
>>101699828
>>101699794
>all these unironic whores
The absolute state, you can't be real

>>101699567
bandages

>>101699827
why the fuck would you choose to live in a city if you have the spare change to buy a house

>>101699893
k

what if she's ugly

>>101699692
I love using the puffy vulva tag while prompting.

What's up with all the anti-male posts? Why don't you people like male collabs?

>>101698792
>>101698760
samefag phasecuck

>>101699920
I am ugly. We can be ugly together.

>>101699893
>4chan users watching the unhinged vtubers with no filter
if anything you should be the odd one out

>>101699953
men are cringe I only want cute girls

>>101699893
Tenma is not a whore, She is an alcoholic.

>>101699905
This, the best thing to do is buy property in a small town miles away from the rot

>>101699893
jelly is not a whore she just wishes she was

>>101699976
This desu

>>101699794
I got by watching eepy

My alarm saved me LFG

>>101699976
I'm not cringe!

>>101699920
she's not ugly, she's just smelly

>>101699794
I mostly watched Phase - Pippa, Clara, and Lia

>>101700028
I heard this bitch doesn't like porn of herself.

>>101699794
No one. I only watch and follow Gura/Saba. No one is switching over to your whores. Stop being jealous of Saba.

>for years pride yourself on her doing zero male collabs and not acting like a shitty whore or pol pandering cunt
>hey who did you watch in the meantime?
>it's entirely girls that are the opposite of her in just about every aspect

This explains a lot

Why is she even debuting? Judging by what a poor state she was just months ago, and have been for years, mentally and physically. I doubt all her problems are gone in 2 months, this will just end up in pain and misery

>>101700100
she doesn't like porn at all

Phaseshills replying to each other, you hate to see it

>>101699794
nobody...
I restarted my old hobbies and only check /vt/ every other day

>>101700028
>>101700100
How long until artists (not proompters) stop respecting her MUH NO LIKE PORN stance and give us the Eepy smut we deserve? I'm still mad about how unflinchingly rigid artists were about not lewding girl_dm when she still had a good cute design.

>>101699609
>>101699827
>a million dollars isn't much anymore.
You are actually retarded. That's enough to be able to get a $50k a year income from a high yield savings acount. You could literally morgage a decent size house and have disposable money and you'd never have to work again.
But Gura likely has multiple millions, so she'd be able to have a six figure doctor's salary just from interest.

>>101700105
I'm hype for Saba. I just needed autistic women to yap in my ears.

>>101700134
lol, lots of haters today. Sorry, your oshi will never be as popular or as important as Saba/Gura. Let go of the jealousy.

>>101700100
nothing wrong with that.

>>101699794
Nimi and Claudia Moneta

>>101700134
>poor mental state
lol do people seriously believe this.

>>101700203
They never will because artists are cucks and will bend the knee when they get harassed by phasesharts
Proompters have nothing to lose

>>101700211
She is autistic. Have you not watched Gura before?

>>101699794
Gura and Ame were my favorites, since they left I've been watching more of the reaper and the firebird. Also started watching the doggy sisters, duos are the best for joking around with a video game.

>>101699975
I would agree but almost all of you care too much about how gura spoke or acted

This better fix my life

>>101699794
Tenma is legit one of like 5 vtubers I would consider entertaining enough to have made it as a fleshtuber. shes funny as hell sometimes.
For me I watched some Shondo for awhile.

>>101700175
>you hate to see it
fucking NPC, absorbing the expression-of-the-month like a sponge, do you have any neurons of your own stimulus? Or are you just a parrot repeating like a shitty AI? What's next? "am i the only one...", "who's is still watching in june 2025", "last video was WILD *skullemoji*"

Fuck off

>>101700309
if anything it'll make it worse but it'll be worth it

are you guys ready for the most important stream in vtubing history?

so many verified accounts in prechat jeez

>>101699794
Nobody, I was on /m/. I only watch Gura, so I waited for Saba.

>>101699794
I just continued watching holo JP like I always have, even before Gura even existed.

Oh god that parrot faggot is probably in here isn't he

>>101700356
It won't even be the highest ex-holo debut numbers wise let alone the most important stream in history

To add an unironic answer to that I passed a lot of time with Korone, FWMC and CC

Has memberships ever been worth it?

It's time to assemble buds

I want to eat Saba's kani

I wonder how often she'll actually stream. Sure there'll be the honeymoon period where she streams regularly and consistently maybe 3 times a week, but after a month or so? I bet we'll be lucky to see her once or twice a month.
Her suddenly becoming indie won't magically change her absolute lack of motivation to stream. Hopefully we'll at least see her on dooby's streams now though even if she isn't live herself.

>>101700409
don't acknowledge him
its like talking to the cameramen on reality tv you just don't

less than 15 minutes to go piss/shit or grab a snack drink now while you can

>>101700280
She hasn't streamed in two months (Though we've been there before), Where have you been?

>>101700319
Possibly better. Literal tiny Japanese woman, All the white boys would go crazy. But probably too crazy.

>>101700458
Okaerinasai
https://files.catbox.moe/pliga7.mp4

>>101700416
Saba is the most popular vtuber in history. this stream will start a new era of felicity and progress.

>unironic phasecucks itt
Well that explains the shitposting
I wish you all death

>>101699794
I've just been watching Biboo and the occasional Irys stream if she's playing a fun game. I should try finding more girls who play shit I'm intrested in.

I wonder if she'll do watchalongs again. She probably won't because she stopped doing all intimate streams before she left hololive.

>>101700458
I've been gifted memberships to like 5 different vtubers and every time the only thing they had was like 2 members only posts from 4 years ago

>>101700478
She will stream twice a month like always and her fans will consume it and cope that she will change

>>101700503
By what metric?

>>101700416
its not about numbers sea friend

>>101700524
What if her first members stream is the Mario Movie watchalong

>>101700478
>Sure there'll be the honeymoon period where she streams regularly and consistently maybe 3 times a week
I think you're being optimistic...

>>101700505
Listen bro Pippa may be pure trash but that doesn't mean all of phase is.
they have a couple cuties in there

>>101699794
I'm part of the /swarm/ now.

>>101700482

Does being subscribed to his channel count?

>>101700592
thoughts on boom?

>>101700586
Kill yourself, subhuman cuck. Get the fuck out of here

9 minutes to pre-recorded slop

>>101700644
You sound very angry, is everything ok at home?

>>101700478
Vaguely possible she'll be more motivated without management to deal with.

But maybe she'll be re-fatigued as every indie under the sun dm's asking to colab.

>>101700500
Can't wait for the Nimi Saba maid cafe ASMR RP

>>101700586
This is the same "chumbie" that keeps crashing out if anyone says they don't like mint and doki, btw.

8 MINS LADS GET READY
GET YOUR SNACKS CLEAN YOUR MONITORS AND SIT TIGHT

THREAD THEME!
https://files.catbox.moe/79xfk3.mp4

Almost 75k debut viewers and the numbers are still growing

EAT IT HOLO!

>>101700458
It's $5, how fucking poor do you have to be to wonder if spending that little is "worth it"

>>101700339
cheeky brat! acting like that, she's clearly begging for rapeplay!

>>101700491
So?? She's still autistic. You think she changed in 2 months? lol fucking retard. She took long breaks before and came back just as autistic

>>101700339
ToT

look at the chat room... she's getting like 2-3 subscribers every second.

HIDARI
MIGI
HIDARI
MIGI

GET READY

>>101700748
>euro u21 final going into overtime
fuck it, im gonna mute that on the second screen, I need fibsh

Are you guys ready to meet my beautiful faithful lovely little shark wife?

I hope she's blonde so we get the blonde kino trio Dooby Doki and Saba collab :3

>>101700631
I don't really care about Evil all that much but it's a banger and seeing her cute 3D model bouncing around makes me irrationally horny. If that's what the concert'll be like, can't wait to see Neuro with a cute 3D model like that bouncing around so I can finally die from all the blood in my body rushing into my dick.

what happens if this isnt gura and it was a big psyop

>>101700779
It's almost 85k now

SwS

>>101700736
YOU DON'T LIKE MINT AND DOKI WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MOTHERFUCKER I'LL KILL YOU I SWEAR TO CHRIST HIMSELF GRR GRR HISS
not your boogyman buddy, sorry

>>101700688
paypigs are in overdrive

She comes

It's almost time to molt, buds

never got into gura but ill give sabo a shot

Five minutes until Saba writes history again!

>>101700736
Have you tried being White

saba saba saba saba saba saba saba saba

SORRY GUYS CLOSING THREAD TO FOCUS ON STREAM
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FISH FISH FISH FISH

gee I sure hope she doesn't get overwhelmed by having a large audience for the third time and then soft-quits for the third time

What if this is bait and switch and she's a flesh streamer now?

Imagine the smell of her chair right now

There's a new membership averaging every 3-5 seconds

where is she

Post your face when it's not actually Gura and it's some complete rando that managed to fool the entire internet.

She's about to come

>stream starts 10 minutes late
>"Sorry guys, fixing one thing! sabasabasaba <3"
>"Heh, classic Saba, amirite?"
>Next stream happens 3 months later
>"Heh, classic Saba, amirite?"

reminder the only reason Gura got as big as she did was because of early adopter bias, not because of actual talent or worth
without the hololive buff, saba's ccv will normalize back down to 2-5k on average mark my words

>>101700981
No need I'll sniff it for you. *SNIFF* still smells like pee from the outlast stream.

>Can't stream due to being overwhelmed by popularity
>Decide to become indie
>100k waiting for debut

I wonder how chumbuds will cope when she streams once every 2 months to pick up paychecks

I WASHED UNDER MY FORESKIN FOR THIS

DORYAAAAA

>>101701032
Holy sababroken.

>>101700843
I can't believe Gura bleached her hair and became a yankee...

One more minute! Ahhh!

>>101701035
Keep crying bitch nigga

Is Saba Gura?

100k reached! the buzz is growing! saba taking her crown back!

>>101700981
low tide smell

>>101700877

Surely you mean 100K !!

>>101701073
The pressure was only ever at its strongest during the beginning. Stop being retarded.

feet

>>101701073
Even if shes popular, she isnt pressured to be put in the limelight for "real life" things

how many members before live

>>101701035
Every vtuber in your cuck company's ccv added up and multiplied by 3 won't touch Saba's normal stream ccv phasecuck

SHES ABOUT TO COME

mfw

Sticky this

My heart shouldn't be beating so fast

>>101701138
No.

i wait for saba

It's time.

>>101701024
Would be funny if it was Mumei.

>>101701035
that's like saying ringo starr couldn't sell more albums than a rando high school garage band if he left the beatles. fame alone will carry you once you get to a certain point from the sheer scale of the recognition.

in general it seems redebuted chuubas tend to lose at worst 50% of their viewership so that'd keep her in like the 10k range at worst. although of course it really depends how often she streams and how well she's received.

LATE

>>101701176
8 billion

wait what happened chumcucks surely she isnt late to her own debut right?

>>101701191
ME TOO!

youtube is gonna ban her because they think she's botting subs.

Bets on how often she will stream?

>>101701101
it's hilarious that the people who started this meme can't breed at all or have shit genes
>and then the meme kept spreading, just like the prison pants meme

UUUUUGNGNRN
I CanT hold it any longer

Its fucking over bros.

I was here

>she's late
KEK BASEDO

LATE >:[

WAITING FOR SABA

Please I can't handle this level of anticipation

huhaha

>>101701240
Heh, classic Saba, amirite?

Heh, classic Saba, amirite?

its over

She's late...

cute saba daughter wife debuting soon

Youtube is falling apart

>>101701273 confirmed not Saba.

Classic saba

sus...

>late already

so over under 2 streams a month

>debut stream
>doesn't stream
Wow it's really her...

>late as always
God I love her

Heh. Classic Saba, am I right boys?

>sets waiting room
>collects memberships
>never streams
how would you react?

So, how long do we think she'll be late?

It's not happening, is it?

>expecting saba to be on time for her own debut
TEAR IT DOWN
BURN IT DOWN

Imagine being a literally who small corpo or indie and seeing 580k subs and 100k CCV before debuting

ITS TIME

insane

uh

This is all some big metaphor of casting out bait to keep with the aquatic fishing theme

>late to her own debut
so that removes any doubt about her being Gura kek

Sorry, guys. She sharted give her a second to clean up. She is almost done.

isnt it unprofessional to be late to your own stream?

She's sleeping.

SHUT THE FUCK UP MY CATSHARKWIFE IS ON THE TELLY

Expected. Classic, even

i'm so fucking happy bros... can't believe it's happening

Goob morning sirs.

WIFE

Heh, classic Saba, amirite?
Is 4chan having issues for anyone else?

>>101701395
I'd giggle

it's happening

>Saba's debut incoming
>Death to the IDF trending on x

Coincidence?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I'M GONNA FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOM

TUUUMMMMMMYYYYYYYY

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>101701423
That's a whole country

TUMMY

Gura was the only VTuber I ever really watched

UOH

Design's terrible

150k! you can do it saba!

TUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WE ARE CRABBIES !!!!!!!!

me in the back

I like how she didn't string out the design reveal

Is that a Zania animation?

that's a child

she's really cute...

>yellow in the eyes
yep that confirms it

Ouh?

>crying crab mascot
oh she knows exactly what she's doing

>TUMMY
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGHH

AHHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S CUTE! SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

HOLY CUNNY UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

UOOOOHHHH TUMMY CHADS WE WON
>4chan is crashing

TUMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY

>TUMMY CUNNY EROTIC
TUMMY CUNNY EROTIC

NEEDS CORRECTION

>>101701510
UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

New model
New artwork
New animations

UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TUMMY

HOLY FUCKING TUMMY

Tummy uhhhhhhhhh

honestly not a fan of the blonde hair

UOOOOOH STUMMY

>>101701524
She's gonna say some crazy shit at the beginning of the stream to alienate her viewers trust the plan

She's barely clothed. It's wonderful.

KANI UOOOOOGHH

Man this bitch is an actual lolicon. Based

That tummy! Twitt- I mean bluesky is going to have another melty.

im gonna cum

LOLI CONFIRMED
I FUCKING KNEEL

fucking captcha let me post

she finally has her ahoge
she finally has her long hair

/vt/ queen is back

my tongue belongs in her navel

aaeeeiooooooouuuaeiouuuuaeiouuu~

appearance leaked before debut baka

I had to close the youtube chat. shit was crashing my browser KEK

CHILD BELLY EROTIC

>>101701554
Out of 10

Remember when fags were saying she quit because she hated loli?

>>101700592
I'm sorry

UNINHIBITED FULL POWER LOLICON SABA, I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS

cani

>>101701520
>watches a vtuber twice a year
so youre not into vtubing much huh?

I don't like the long blonde hair wish it was white and shorter

kani T o T

inb4 she announces a long break after debut for personal health reasons

kani krew

She knows what she's doing

>legally distinct cunny design
Heh, classic Saba, amirite?

I thought this model was just fanart fan fiction. It was an actually real leak?

This still counts as being late

DICKS OUT

CLOUDFLARE IS CRASHING AAARRRRRGGHHHHHHH FUCK YOU CLOUDFLARE

Ngl bros, I'm nervous for her for some reason

>>101700209
I have ~1.2 million in assets. $50k a year isnt much at this point and its only becoming less and less. Sure i could take a loan out on my home and put more into a high yield account like that but it's not worth it. It also highly depends on where you live

She look a little autistic...

whorish outfit ruins the cute appeal

What if it's Mumei?

My chat broke...

is there no audio or just me?

so what kind of fish is fox-like?

>>101701524
I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU

is that legally distinct shark tail allowed

why the fuck is it taking forever to post shit

She's waiting for the number to get to 200k waiting

so who is kneeling right now?

this is a child

Chat ate all my ram

Can't wait for the Saba diaper art. Do you think just like with Gura that will be her first good doujinshi?

IT'S HAPPENING
SITE IS BREAKING HOLY FUAAAAAAAAARK

EARFUZZ

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT'S HER VOICEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S BEEN SO LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
SHE'S SO FUCKING NERVOUS SHE'S GONNA PISS HERSELF

ITS REALLY HER

I really like the room, it looks cool.

BELLY
BELLY
BELLY
BIG FLUFFY EARS
BELLY
BELLY
BELLY

IT'S NOT HER

>we're crabs instead of shrimp now
no...

the earsssssssssss

Why can this retarded site never work properly? Doesn't matter if HC is on/disabled.

IT'S UP

>graduates and takes down 4chan
>redebuts and takes down cloudflare gateways

how is she this fucking powerful

oh my god

rigging already looks a lot better

>>101701745
I think it was just predictable to infer from the silhoutte and animation teasers.

>>101701759
HELP ME I CANT POST AAAAAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>101701789
>>101701743
we do a lil grifting

SHE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

>that pov
>slurping sounds
Wtf gura

UOOOOOOHHHHHHHH ARRRGHHHHHHHH IMMMM CHUMMMMINNNNNGGGGG

Her voice... My beloved is back...

THERE SHE IS LADS
>not mumei

Chat refuses to load even with hyperchat

gooba noises how i've missed you

She is nervous just like old times. So cute.

my chat crashed lmao

200K incoming.

>>101701810
wtf I'm a pedo now!?!?

I LOVE YOU SABA, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU MY ENTIRE LIFE!

>she's still doing her little reassurances noises
home…

I'm happy for you guys, getting your oshi back. Enjoy today.

yoho

this makes me happy