Thread 101728658

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▼ Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
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▼ Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
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▼ Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
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▼ Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
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▼ Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
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▼ Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)
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▼ Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
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▼ Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
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▼ Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
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▼ Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼ Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
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▼ Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
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▼ Clio Aite クリオ・アイテ (EN)
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▼ MariMari_EN マリマリ (EN)
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▼ Eepy Sleepy イーピー・スリーピー (EN)
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▼ Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
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▼ Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼ Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
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▼ Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
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▼ Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
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▼ Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
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▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
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▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
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▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu| https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN) [Hort]
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▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
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▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)
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▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)
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▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
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▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)
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Previous Thread: >>101723382

(you) are now horny

>>101728658 (OP)
Why is this dumb bratty fairy so sex?

Anon, go to sleep before you get brain damage

Fucking hell when there's a good song uruka can play it so well. Great background violin music

>>101728826
Nah

Clara is old...

>>101728854
we just don't know

>>101728826
But I don't like White women

Give me a nice Clara in exchange for this Lumi

Lumi should let me have sex with her

I LOVE MY MOM

>>101728826
I would put a baby in the middle of that black area at the top of the camera feed

First time watching Clara. She's cute! Nice way to wind down from the DJ set.

>>101728872
Even better.

>>101728864
ok...
nini /pcg/...

>>101728903
ni ni :D

>>101728903
sweet dreams

>ohmies want clara to leave
>phasefags want clara to leave
>doesn't leave
make it make sense

Nobody wants Clara to leave. Clara forever.
1 trillion years of Clara

>>101728953
What you want isn't always what you need

Clara should leave, marry me and have segz with me before her eggs dry out

/pcg/ doesn't want you to know this, but stream watchers have been eating good lately

Hag sex

>Lia made a new twitter account to be a fujoshi on
kek

Quest!

>>101729033
I feel bad for Runie

>>101729048
What is this image depicting?

>>101729048
Cute feet....

>>101729067
>I feel bad for Runie
Why?

>>101729033
That's one sexy Pon Wolf

>>101729033
Mommy...

>>101729033
Who will be next?

>>101729166
It's time for bimbo Pippa. SHOW THE NAILS

>>101729166
Hina. She's been showing her true colors.

>>101729166
Nasa

>>101729166
Uruka wearing a sarashi

whores

>>101729234
Yeah, mine

>>101729199
rape that slut!
fuck her ass!

>>101729166
>>101729229
Uruka literally twerked a few days ago

hags

>>101729199
using the same hole with another man is GAY

>>101729270
Good ol' American culture

>>101729097
With how much she drinks something isn't alright

>>101729424
There's no one out there who doesn't have something that isn't right

>>101729424
Oh, that. Yeah, I get it. I drink more than her, you are right, something isn't alright.

Is it wrong to feel a sudden strong desire to have sex with Muyu?

>>101729456
With this? This is a child you sick fuck

>>101729476
Child sexy

>>101729526
Patting the sleepy Cliocat.

>>101729476
That is a cow

ni ni

>>101729646
I dont see any udders

>>101729292
Uruka is Chinese

>>101729705
Just wanted to say that I like your posts

dwad hours.m.....

>>101729762
Thanks, anon.

>>101729705
This thread is largely high quality, intellectual debates

I miss Pippa

>>101729835
why?

I miss everyone

>>101729763
I'm just enjoying uruka's violin. Great to put on the speakers and use as sleep aid. Also helps that her voice is a nice deep tone that isn't squeaky.

>>101729526
I like Clio cat.

>>101729835
Stop it

>>101729993
sex with drunk and impressionable runie

>>101729993
I made that excuse all the time... this won't end well.

Nite /pcg/
https://youtu.be/eNk4JC_3S7s?si=w9v0LcbkRE8yU8b0

>>101729835
She miss you too. your money that is

How do I get rid of this feeling of loneliness /pcg/?

>>101730105
lots of vodka

>>101730105
How can you be lonely. Look at all of them.

Me and Wemi, when i save her from her country.

>>101730148
We need aiko and quest on that gif to complete it

>>101730179
This one is so good

Thats way too pedo for me, dawg.

>>101730208
It wouldn't be my first choice but I could still work with it. Let anon cook, we'll see where it goes

I am a pedophile

>>101730182
>everyone forgets about cece and mili even though they've been on stream

>>101730105
>tfw no nasa gf to feed you popsicles in a sunflower field

>>101730122
C

>>101730239
I think that's just because Aiko and Muumi have models

>>101729835
Missing Pippa also means you can look foreward to her coming back.

>>101730208
>pedo
Just pretend that she is from Malaysia, their women are extra tiny.

Would you cum if Uruka jerked you off until you cum

>>101730282
Well yeah?

>>101730276
This bitch is like three quarters forehead wtf

>>101730208
how do you even find this site?

>>101730239
I knew they were but Didn't remember their names desu

>>101730307
I love my oshi's massive fucking cranium and her fat fucking tail

>>101730105
go to convention. force yourself to talk to people.

>>101730322
She just debuted

>>101730282
???

>>101730342
that costs money

>>101730345
Yeah and?

>>101730282
nope

Saba daba do!

>>101730282
who?

>>101730386
That's a child

>>101730386
stop sexualising fem-megamind

/pcg/ - Promiscuous Children General

>>101730307
Saba is very smart yes

>>101730417
Megaminders are fucking BACK

>>101730409
/10

>>101730427
congrats you came up with the best the best pcg rebranding

>>101730409
erm acktually she is a fish

>>101730427
I feel there are two branches here see>>101729033

It pains me to admit that no Phaser could have come up with "hope you find it"

>lunch time in italy
>sudden posts about cunny

>>101730474
Find what?

>>101730507
The gallons
>>101730474
I like Clio's "I've lost Galleons to you"

>>101730524
AAAAAIIIIEEEEE

>>101730492
>lunch time in italy
>italians doing literally anything at lunch time other than eating

>>101730507
it

>>101730469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo

Hag enjoyers, we eating good

I think Yuu might be overweight

Pippampers

>>101728889
Seeing the busted faces for so long caused permanent mental damage and now I dont get hard when I see pupi's art.

Loki-sama karaoke relay get the fuck in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LAqcTe1pJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LAqcTe1pJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LAqcTe1pJ4

>>101731100
So you're saying no boobs this stream?

There's so many mari clippers
Low effort is going to hop to saba so rip in piss

>>101731114
/pcg/ deporting its resident Mexican clipper lets go

>>101731034
What is this? A scp?

Whole /lemon/ thread is just sunbrocean talking with himself. He has multiple personality disorder for sure.

>>101731114
>Low effort is going to hop to saba so rip in piss
Doesn't he get pay?

>>101731347
I don't think it's contracted so if Saba views with ads and such pay more per vid than commissioned clips it's a no-brainer

>>101731343
Really? Is he the singular anon who was keeping lemon on the other chan going? He's so cool I want to be where he is im so hard thinking about it.

hime was too fucking rude to kiba

hime was not rude enough to kiba

>>101731444
Kys yuri, you fat midget.

hime needs to be rude to my dick with her thighs

>>101731444
Get on my dick Yuri you sexy shortstack.

>>101730244
>you will never get lost in a countryside while visiting your relatives and befriend a local dragon
>you will never have a silly singing session in a local shoddy karaoke
>and won't share your ice cream, because both of you got different flavours
Also, not related, but this picture would've looked hotter, if there was a small trail of saliva somewhere (preferably ice cream)

>>101731773
only in dreams

>>101731862
Yeah...

>>101731873
when you get older the dreams get cloudier

>>101731773
Didn't she tell a story where she was walking around naked or riding a bike at night too? man... I'm missing out

Pipkin... Pippa??

>>101731908
I wish her well

>>101731908
Lies

>>101729476
That is a 47 year old woman

there are no toucans in hawaii

>>101732071
I'm sure she'll show us those nails she got done any day now

>>101730105
You don't. If you weren't meant to be this way then you wouldn't be. These kind of things are usually predetermined one way or another.

>>101731908
she hates me

Sometimes I think it would be nice if the Phase Connect talents didnt go through the awful things that make them relatable to the likes of us. Then I hope they're just faking it for their job. But it's nice either way. It's crazy to me that there are people out there that can just be normal and enjoy the content they produce instead of buying into the kayfabe and parasocial aspect of it all.

I'm fairly certain that the vtuber industry is being produced as a test bed for creating a viable long term social mechanism for isolated/socially unviable individuals.

>>101732317
Why do you think they've all gone through horrible things?

>>101732317
>Then I hope they're just faking it for their job
They are. This is an industry.

How much of a percentage of money the girls get donated to them comes from stream elements in comparison to superchats?

>>101730492
It's sunday. An italian is unwilling to work even on weekdays, much less weekends.

Is Phase banned from participating in this?

>>101732454
Pippa and Hime were in the last one but only showed up 1 time. I don’t think Phase cares nor do I think Kanna asked anyone decently big aside from Pillow(who is a pixel friend)and the GlitchStars girls.

>>101730282
I like mid Chinese women so yes

>>101732493
Pippa was on the server a lot, just never fucking streamed it

>>101732454
Like 30% of the people in the image have personal beef with Phase

(Clio News) She'll be available in 3d on wednesday

>>101732317
A good handful of talents in the company have families literally in the 1% and have had things handed to them their whole lives and never have to worry about money even if they never want to work later on.

>>101732317
I enjoy the kayfabe and choose to buy into it 100% but the parasocial side doesn't make much sense to me. I couldn't care less about the girls as people, they're just anime characters playing in a very long and slow SoL series
Even if I get bored and zone out, lost in romantic fantasies it's with the characters. Like being adrift in space before another ship docks with mine and I have to live with the space cat as we journey across the empty void or fighting as a soldier under the wolfgirl's command and then caring for her after a long battle, serving as a personal guard for the regalian princess etc etc
Idk how people get attached to someone they aren't personally acquainted with irl

Jelly is not streaming this weekend cause she is busy with her bf.
You heard it here first.

>>101732317
Well i've got good news for you anon, none of them have had comparable lives, it's kayfabe to give you positive lovey dovey feelings so you pay them money.

Women generally live very different lives, with significantly more social, hobby and romantic activity then even successful men. Obviously there are major downsides to their lives such as sexism, societal patriarchy, rape, etc

Clio's roommate is a dude?

>>101732372
Depends on the girl. Generally speaking the more whales a girl has the bigger the SE percent is. Jelly for example definitely gets the majority of her donation money from SE

We need "saba daba do!" sound posts. Its the natural progression of the dialog.

>>101732710
older couple

>>101732710
she has two roommates, a girl and a dude who’s a firefighter

>>101732710
She is the #3 with a #1 man and #2 woman. The man is a macho firefighter, btw.

>>101732669
there are people that care about the lore???

>>101732698
u know of any genuine girlfailure chubbas?

>>101732698
Western societal patriarchy is a negative for men not women. The only talents where this would be a negative in their life is the 4 in SEA

>>101732780
Fuck yeah, it's 10x more interesting listening to some retard yap when you visualise them as being their lore character spending downtime doing this dumb performance shit. Imagine Lumi desperately trying to pretend she's a human on earth in order to get the money she needs to keep her ship maintained and operational
It's a way better experience than what most retards here seem to be having

>>101732872
she has purple fingers from the galaxy gas

>>101732872
honestly youre on to something

So do not fight Clio. Got it.

[Clio News] someone tried bullying her so she broke her nose and kicked her in the spine

[Clio news] Clio will put her feet on you if you say mean things in her ear.

>>101732923
Kicked her knee which is what Jon Jones does and it will mess you up

yuu's tits are so jiggly today

>Clio getting new form
Wemi, Erina, Airi……

>Clio getting 3D not even 2 months into joining the corp
I KNEEL

Clio is officially the star of phase connect. Already getting a 3d. Saba daba do, fishman I kneel, you are the leader of phase!

>watch Runie's vod
>imagine her straddling me
>both of us are drunk
>she is moving back and forth while her hands are wrapped around me
>french kiss
>hard as a rock
>can't masturbate, because my aunt came to visit
God, Runie is so evil...

>>101732798
They don't exist, it takes a lot of socialising and coordination to be a 3 view or higher (not just friends/colleagues but also business partners or merch guys); which is why nearly all the known chuubas are revealed to be hyper sociable hot girls.
Then there's money, if you're a 3 view you're pulling in pretty good cash.

When it comes to living conditions you could consider some girlfaily I guess? Like Mozzu is known to live like a dirty slob; caveat being that she earns a ton and has loads of casual lesbo sex at her rat infested nest, so is she really a fail?

It's possible there are 0 views out there that geniunely have lived shit male anon type lives, but you will never find them and if you did you probably wouldnt want to talk to them.

>>101733052
Masturbate with your aunt, idiot

GIVE NASA 3D

>>101732798
kanna. yuy(please dont die jade princess)

>>101733073
The wording implies masturbating while being in the same room, but one can also imagine using an aunt in a more direct way, aka utilizing her body as a giant sex doll.

Who is your favorite poster on /pcg/, anon?

>>101733167
it's >>101733167

>>101733142
That's called having sex retard

>>101733189
Rape doesn't count as sex for a person being raped. It's just a common sense, man.

>>101733167
Anon

>>101733177
I don't believe (you).

Is Clio the Gura of Phase Connect?

>>101733167
She's dead now, gone and left the hobby behind. Who's yours?

>>101733218
Clio streams so no

>>101733218
No. Saya was.

>>101733167
Liker. I mean, he is a faggot, but he always throws us a curveball, says something unexpected and leaves. One of the most creative posters among us.

>>101733218
No. Gura's alt is Panko.

Yosei is live https://www.twitch.tv/kokoromomemory

Happy to see all the Runie love last night. Still have most of the vod to catch up on.

>>101733219
Historically, my favorite was peepo. Up and coming, I've got my eye on the "saba daba do!" poster.

how do i convince yuu to marry me when i go to japan in november?

>>101733276
is she, you know...

>>101733466
Yes.

>>101733466
And alcoholic?
Yes. I get the shakes too.

Forgot to turn on bots or what?

>>101733276
She knows I was masturbating, she is my favorite mommy.

>>101733510
I think you forgot to turn on your brain anon

Excited for Hime's new 3d tracking.
She WILL outslut uruka's last 3d I TRUST

>>101734025
my testicles. those hands.

Is uwus a sexpest or he just interested in lard Hina?

>>101734197
both

>>101734197
Both

>>101734197
both.

>>101734246
>>101734259
>>101734283
Any evidence besides being male? Sorry newfag here

ok
yay

>>101734317
Being male should be evidence enough but you can go watch the collabs with Pippa however long ago it was, the Palworld streams from whoever was on that world too. Archivefag probably saved them, there was some sexpest-y tweets around the same era too but good luck finding them

>>101733052
>imagine her straddling me
How does a mermaid straddle you, STUPID

>>101734427
Anon, Runie is just a southern woman pretending to be an anime girl on the internet.

>>101734439
no way

>>101734439
Meds.

>>101734439
You've been rused anon.

>>101734439
He doesn't know.

what if runie is just sakana with a voice changer

Wemi is just an anime girl pretending to be a person irl.

Clio is an anime girl pretending to be a person IRL

Fingering aunt Runie whie shes passed out drunk on the couch

>>101734439
Holy schizophrenia, take your meds before you hurt someone

>>101734627
What if she'll start pissing herself?

Thinking about suffocating between Airi's boobs again...

>>101728658 (OP)
faory sex

>>101734685
The one part of her ASMR where she put the mic between her breasts

How does one define little sister energy in relation to Runie Ruse?

>>101734638
Oh aunt runie now i have to change your clothes

I had sex with Pipkin Pippa last night. AMA

>>101734719
Just have sex with her weirdo

Hago sexo clio

>>101734745
How does it feel to fuck someone in a alcohol coma?

>>101734745
You should get tested for STDs

>>101734764
Not the best. Anytime I asked her if she wanted to get on top she'd say shit like "Do you know who I am?!?!"

>>101734764
Nta but somnophilia is based, how it feels depends. You can either force it in while they're dry or you can play with their body until the desired level of wetness is achieved and then fuck them. They're still warm and breathing so it's like fucking someone who's pretending to be asleep or ignoring you, both of which are also super hot too

>>101734827
H-How do you know that?

>>101734715
This was the most cringe misunderstanding I have publicly witnessed from someone I like. Poor Airi. But lucky cousin though.

>>101734921
She is just pretending to be extra retarded.

>>101734938
I've watched too much Airi to know better than that. I can spot a character bit a mile away.

>>101734895
I've been in a few abusive relationships as the abuser. I'd like to say I'm a better person now but that would be lying

>>101734938
>>101734970
This. Chat has talked about motorboating her before

>>101734938
>retarded
She just esl

>>101734994
are you the one jelly abuser one?
if yes - can you tell her to fucking stream instead of doing her new bf

>>101735016
>Chat has talked about motorboating her before
>"Huh, i wonder why my chat is so interested in boats and want to take me with them. Well, whatever."

>>101735016
That tweet is from last year.

>>101734921
That's just Airi's luck
She does things innocently and end up looking yabai
Per example she hugging the other girls while sleeping together, that mostly is because she loves them as a her little sisters, and she probably just annoys her cousin( young girl) with her booba because she thinks its cute

I'm the new bf

Why is Dizzy such a crybaby?

So this is how Sakana does it?
https://x.com/Agemmata/status/1939225499143901502

>>101734827
t. Bill Cosby

>>101735059
Her being a cuddly sleeper at offcollabs was always cute to me. Imagine being a Phase Connect talent, heading to a irl company thing and you find out Airi will be at the airbnb. I'd fight the others to stay with her in her room.

>>101735078
Ew no, I'm white

if jelly is gonna be doing her bf she should atleast make content out of it

>>101735153
>Alien princess bounces on BWC crazy style
I'd fap to it

>>101735168
he is asian

>>101735168
>bounce on it dayo

Shiina love!

Who's live?

>>101735168
Her feet size is smaller than commercially available
Imagine the footbjob vid

>>101735225
i wanna see her huge forehead painted white

>>101735207
proof?

>>101735207
Cope lol

>>101735225
she would make any dick look like boeing 747

>>101735269
Fairy footjob

>>101735223
Phase friend F1 https://wearechecking.online/streams/1994

Okay, im home. I came up with a joke while walking. It is kinda antisemitic, so do keep your eyes wide open.
A guy starts praying to god: "God, please, give me 20 dollars, that's all i need". Jew hears him and thinks: "What a poor soul" and throws him 10 dollars. Guy thanks him and prays again: "Thank you, Lord, but please, next time give it through someone else, because jew took the half".

>>101735223
Clio and Memory. Pico's birthday in around 20.

>>101735321
no verstappen no watch

Pizza bianca

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>>101735337
Panko wrote this

>>101735262
>>101735267
I told you how to find her. You are just retarded

>>101735337
here's one from me:
> How did the jew escape the auschwitz?
>Through the chimney and POOF, he's gone!

>>101735464
not retarded, just lazy

>>101735337
>Jew hears him and thinks: "What a poor soul" and throws him 10 dollars
a jew would never do that

>>101735441
Hot take: in art the shape of a penis plays a giant role in being hot or not. Here, for example, the dick is weirdly thin at base, thick in the middle and thinner at the end. I can't masturbate to this. Like, i would much rather look at shorter, but all around thicker shlong.

>>101735516
Is that the famous egg shaped penis I've heard of?

wonder what she's doing

>>101735516
>>101735563
>mfw when my dick looks like this
It's fucking over, isn't it?

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>101735584
You should buy a private island

>>101735584
Proof?

clio news: she doesnt like green sausage

>>101735441
Could you go back to Thrash?

Cranked one out to Runie last night

>>101735516
you like lookin at penis huh. Gotta be JUST the right type of schlongeroonie

>>101735659
She likes my Filipino sausage

>>101735703
She wouldn't want you to masturbate. GO get 30+ old bitches at retro or whatever clubs, man.

>>101735572
Practicing the English songs that she will sing during her anniversary karaoke, probably It's Gonna Be Me by NSYNC or smth.

>>101735733
>just go out and have sex, silly!
>it's that easy!
Women are so fucking silly sometimes.

>>101735772
Nta, but anom, the yalso want t have sex. Be confident, reddus up nicely and be confident. Don't forget to talk about recent but interesting things.

[Clio News] shes pregnant.

>>101735831
yeah, by me.

>>101735724
NTA, and I don't see anything really wrong with that AI sloppa, but I will close a doujin if the male looks too much like a hideous goblino. It offends the eyes, I can't get hard when something disgusting is on the page. I remember last night I looked at something and the particular way the artist drew faceless male features unironically freaked me out and tripped an uncanny valley instinct that made me instantly deflate.

>>101735807
Women are horny but they are not desperate.

>>101735853
It's ok I get it, somebody has to be the penis connoisseur. Keep looking out for the people by checking them dongs

I wish sakana hired more unknown 2view girls

I don't like vtubers

>>101735897
Looking at penises does not make you gay. It's just a body part, and it can be aesthetically pleasing to look at. Like, you read a doujin and then think to yourself "Man, this penis looks really meaty and leather-y, good job, artist, for not just capturing the beauty of a female, but also taking time to flesh out the other half of a sexual equation".

>>101735974
yeah man totally. keep looking. really get in there. find that penis perfection

Which phase connect talent masturbates most and which one masturbates least?

>>101736008
Most? Maybe Eimi.
Least, probably Airi.

Its Ruover

Pico birthday countdown. What does she mean only 23 hours left?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMzYbaQAKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMzYbaQAKQ
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>>101736008
>Most
Hime
>Least
Airi, because she is busy covering 3 billion positions in her black fucking company.

Rise and Ruse with a bit of the hair of the dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpDfWvqG8_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpDfWvqG8_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpDfWvqG8_w

>>101735807
You were going so well with the first sentence, minus the shitty grammar, how'd you fall apart so hard on the advice. Literally just be in shape, have good hygiene and learn how to small talk. You can show up in sweat pants, an anime tee and have nothing to talk about besides Pokémon and still pull
Women don't actually give a shit about what you have to say or what you own the same way you don't care what they say or own. You're both just looking for someone with a nice body who doesn't give off kidney stealing stalker vibes, if you can clear that stupidly low bar then all you need to do is be present

>>101736043
Trust the dogs plan.

>>101736008
>Most
Uruka
>Least
Jelly

>>101736054
She could sneak off to the bathroom for a jill session during work

How hungover is Runie going to be today?

>>101736043
The countdown is actually countup. Just 45 minutes until the her birthday.

>>101736130
she never sobered up so no hangover at all

Runie had a drink this morning didn't she...

Clio raid ruse woman?

>>101736130
Oh god. I just realized something. If you marry her, she'll spend the next day whispering, because she drank so much. SEXO.

>>101736043
That's the time anon, Japan uses 24h clocks

>>101736156
Best way to kill the hangover, which are caused by an accumalation of yeast bacteria in your stomach

>>101736130
She is SOBER

>>101736113
>jelly least
she talked about schlicking during her online classes and also had that old infamous tweet about non stop orgasms. Only hime is hornier than her.

Runie seem like the type of aunt that would get drunk and get too touchy with their young nephew. That said young nephew will grow up being attracted to assertive older women.

>>101736250
That nephew? Me.

>>101736231
New fag her i need this

>>101736231
She masturbates the least because she's having sex all the time (with me)

Runie is bloated this morning

>>101736205
>hangover
>caused by an accumulation of yeast bacteria
Huh? You are just dehydrated. Japs drink sports drinks, i do that too.

>>101736054
>Most
Pippa
>Least
Erina (Not because she doesn't wants to, she's horny all the time) but between Uni and her family she can't find the time. Tho she has said she keeps her "homework" on her phone so maybe she can rub a few in the bathroom.

>>101736206
wait... it was just a RUSE?

>>101736298
tell her to fucking stream then

>>101736342
I drink water from sauerkraut or pickled cucumbers

Runie was late to stream because she was chatting with Wemi over anime

What's with Runie and the tropical beach theme?

>>101736433
bro its summer

>>101736399
Pickle juice? That’s brine and vinegar bro

>>101736384
Sorry. Too busy having sex with me.

>>101736433
Whatever the theme is for her Black Rose Lounge is the theme for her Rise & Ruse the next morning. She puts a lot of effort into these.

>>101736411
Cute but I still don’t like you Runie

>>101736513
Why?

jackrolling panko bc shes a guinea wop

God I wish I was Runie’s cat

>>101736454
I mean pc related. Water, garlic, fennel, horseradish root etc.

>>101736557
She would fix you though

Runie had a Euphoria meeting right after stream

Clio 3d!?

>>101736656
fug

Runie Ruse has alcohol abuse

>>101736035
Isn't Eimi on SSRIs though?

>>101736712
That's a nice way to say alcoholism

I think Michiru is pretty neet.

My tummy has the ouchies. I will not stream today

>>101736767
>keep 2 jobs, have a good relationship with mother
>hurr durr she's an alcoholic xD
Stop being irony poisoned or, if you are serious, killy yourself

>>101736899
Who raped you? Or are you this much of a witty cunt by default?

>>101736830
She is a pretty neet

>>101736945
So kill yourself it is

>>101736876
what if I kiss your tummy, will the pain go away?
*SMOOSH*

>>101736955
So who raped you? I bet you liked it you little slut

>>101736411
Who wins:
>Remi: I love modern anime :)
>Runie: I think modern anime SUCKS

>>101736876
Will belly punches make it feel better?

>>101737028
Runie is a normie who liked dungeon meshi and frieren though

Clio will achieve 20k ccv this year.

>>101737049
Both of those anime are good. Their biggest sin? Being too good and getting too popular. Now the contrarian NPCs on /a/ have to hate them.

>>101737024
Mmm yes i did get raped. I cant explain it but there is no thrill like being pinned down by a stranger and all i can do is submit and let them use my body to their liking.

>>101737049
those are good manga

so Hina and Sleepy had sex at the airbnb?

>>101737108
With me, yes

>Clio says violence is not the answer
>violence was actually the answer
Proof that she is a woman desu.

Sad news: Pico is officially a hag.

[Pico news] Pico is now one year older.

>>101737049
dungeon meshi is good HOWEVER it has quite possibly the worst fanbase of all time

>>101737108
Correct

>>101737311
so only 79 years of streaming left?

>>101737358
Tale as old as time, I noticed it gets a lot of faggots in the fanbase who are way into nasty gay shit.

>>101737400
Sadly, yes.

>>101737400
I don't think dogs live that long anon

>>101737102
Not a bad song, i like it.

Pippa status?

>>101737108
Sleepy isn't gay. No amount of desperate BPD women throwing themselves at her will change that.

Sleepy should collab with my ding dong

>>101737074
I disliked both manga before anime though

>>101737108
and sleepy fell asleep when hina was eating her.
Source: i was the camera

>>101736899
There's something called "functional alcoholic" little tard

[Runie news] The heat from the rice cooks the egg.

ai is live and no one on /vt/ cares

>>101729526
This is cute

bread???????????????

Ibuprofen are not supposed to be used with alcohol runie, if you shit blood you'll know what it is....

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>>101733024
Its in their contracts though. Popular = get 3D I thought we already talked about this rrat before?

>>101737879
It's Pico's birthday, heretic.

>>101737879
?

>>101737974
pico would not exist without her
>>101737992

>>101737965
Not really. It's "en gen1 = gets 3D". The rest have to pay or wait.

Sakana owes my oshi 3D

>>101737748
Meme term like "eye rape" or "casual racism"

>>101738053
>Meme term
ok

remember to follow and sub to memory on twitch

>>101738053
I mean a decent percentage of the population are functional alcoholics

Runie's mercury levels status?

>>101737965
Do we even know if its from phase or from her?

>>101738169
Above average, and rising

>>101738128
you can get one of her first 10 sub badges to get on the inside curve for grooming

Pi-pi-pick me
Pi-pi-pick me
Know you want to

When you nut, but she still sucking

>I'm going to go to Japan and I'm going to eat all the tuna! All of it!
That might not be as difficult as she thinks, because worldwide tuna stocks are literally like 90% depleted relative to their 1980 levels...

Runatics your jokes are lame

>>101738169
You could make an extremely accurate thermometer with her blood

>>101738281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqykkfT8NlM

>>101738255
I already did Dizzy. Now post some pictures in a low cut shirt on your insta

>>101737435
Why does she walk like this?

>>101738318
Jerry!

I am starving. Where is my bread???

>>101738459
Check your pantry

Don't bake, let us all finally graduate from this hell.

I might bake. Might not

Are we really gonna be dead hours for the whole afternoon once Runie leaves?

>>101738318
Me on the left

>>101738566
lumi's in 20 minutes with my summer car

Lumi should go on a high carb, high fat diet

>>101738459
*slaps your butt*
You are searching for bread while carrying a whole bakery?

>>101738600
Lumi should do squats to develop an ass and then sit in my face until I pass out

I baked
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>>101738664
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>101736767
>>101738053
Muzzie sama...