Thread 101729411

Smart monke edition

>League 6 Intros: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qQS88UlmY&list=PL1aVVMjdOtY81C-_bbVhiomvl6inukAIv

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7OpmlkYn5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Z2-K2C0eE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWX8DtYf83Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UQ4KMIIqMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qZa0lSKXeI

>Recent league 6 streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2nOhkIogwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-nZ6IqvHK0

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

>BIG Jong news: JJ is no longer carrying the team and is in the negatives like the rest of us, send help

>League za roku
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk


- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8

- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198

- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TYwBRlLdpI

- Being gay and/or a fujo is now illegal

- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice

- Xaptain impregnated on stream.

- Mikos are banned? No, more mikos!

>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is... Tanyao! All simples all the time!

Related threads
>>>/vt/pcg/
>>>/vt/fig
>>>/vt/asp
>>>/vt/mayo
>>>/vm/doko
>>>/vg/mjg


Previous thread: >>101683618

>>101729429
I'mma fuck it

/jong/...live!

busy jorking it

>>101730242
Stop that!!!

>>101730256
unless you're gonna jork it for me, no

>>101730266
You lose all your flow when you blow your load anon ...

>>101730363
mandatory chastity for /jong/ next league

>>101730363
Too late

>>101730771
Do you want JJ and QB raped? Cause that's how you get that

>>101730802
no, I like qb

>>101730802
>QB raped
Yeah, by me

I think khubie should jong

I think khubie should play with mah jong

sex crow should be a mahsoul character

sex fox too

clio is okay. she should jong. with us.

>Doragon smoking again
Somehow this is JJs fault

he's a grown ass man. he can do as he wishes

lol morning jj

morning anon! today im sleep deprived as well, but at least i more or less kept to my usual bedtime

That's good, explains the snark

There's a question for you in the discord if you've not seen it yet JJ, for the paper

>>101736067
wao

>see this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmK1kYufQmQ
>check her stats
>she's a gold tonpuu ms1

Khubie is LIVE playing MAHJONG SOUL, subarashii!
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoZfYYmFLKM

>>101739072
what the FUCK

>>101739072
she's stilll the top jobber by 0.1

>>101739533
/jong/'s strongest vtuber

evens bond jane
odds become a yagooey main (I have good reasons)
0 stick to my current main

>>101739533
where can you see that again?

Triple quarter pounder and a box of chili cheese fries, yum
>>101739758
riichi.moe

>>101739941
arigatanks damn i also jobbed hard

its fair jongstalker

>>101740399
what's fair?

you guys can't say jj anymore, the person with that name came back to /mjg/

I'm not typing out JellyJonger every time

this is /jong/. we don't care if another anon in /mjg/ also happens to be named jj.

I type out jellyjonger every time

jellyjerker

Yeah you tell them JJ of /jong/!

my name is now jj van jong

the JJJ

>>101740759
But what does she jerk?

>>101740790
My penis

>>101739072
>Playing ranked after jobbing league
She really did just wanna keep us from getting tits

she is ACTUALLY PLAYING RANKED

>>101742541
You've been slacking.

>>101742566
I don't speak for what the other mikos do. I just post when I'm here.

i like cute, wholesome, friendly mikoanons (male, bi, pleasant)

>>101743556
>bi

QB got turned into a foldcuck

>>101743725
>Has someone who's fine with her flirting with him
>Ignores him and harasses other anons
It's something alright

nini

>>101744003
Nini cutie

>>101744066
gay

[Erai-raws] Uma Musume - Cinderella Gray - 13 [1080p AMZN WEB-DL AVC EAC3][MultiSub][713DD8D7].mkv

10 hour mahjong marathon study stream when

shadoba was a mistake

Grats on hitting last in the league

>>101748798
she even did it in only 7 games, how are adeptchads so strong

>>101748829
Imagine if Xapitan didn't win those games, I think he was at the bottom

>>101749396
I think he was just the lowest scorer after his first session not in contention for actual lowest scorer, someone should make a cool graph so I can see how the scores progressed though

if you turn it around im first!!! yayyy tanoshii

>>101748786
How does foxhag do it?!

She's streaming as usual
https://www.twitch.tv/lilyhops

>>101750683
Have you tried reading the last word in his name?

>>101750683
just luckshit, it's that simple

Will foxhag come back to us now...has he beaten the menhera

no because he hates (you) in particular

>>101750993
do you have object permanence

>>101751138
No

He hates me the most, he's ronned me for the post points here on honors

stop folding just because you drew an honor on my ippatsu, it'll be a +EV deal in

I don't believe in EV because I refuse to do the calculations

I don't believe in EV because they're gay

IRC is a mahjongless wasteland

you will play umamusume and shadoba

I prefer petrol cars

I think the wrecker engine I got is about to spin a bearing, might need to drop another $1500 on a motor

Hmm... a koko? Who could be behind this I wonder...
Majsoul Friends Room 34110(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=34110

I'm at work

>>101755574
I made this post.

>>101755574
>>101755710
No worries~ Good luck with your work anons! <3

>>101755519
2/4 yay :3

>>101755519
3/4! :D

I only join rooms that end in 2, 7, and 9

>>101756120
But think about the "0"! Don't you find zero beautiful? :'(

UUUUUUUUU LYKA I MISS LYKA UUUUUUUUU

>>101756278
I'm just trying to give you numbers brain worms so you have to roll for a number that's pleasing but also ends in 2, 7, or 9

>>101755519
Started! Thanks for joining this mysterious koko ;3

destroy wheelchair anon

je te deteste wheelchair anon! (jk, jonging, frenchlet)

w-why are you all so quiet??

I'm at work

i'm too busy emoting

im just sitting and looking at the thread

at this point i can't tell if it's just bad luck or bad decisions

>>101757170
they both play a large factor

>>101757170
its typically one exacerbated by the other

furry HATE

Losing? luck
Winning? all skill baby!

wj. this felt more like bad luck.

>>101755519
wj

well jonged, now time to watch the khubie shill her friend https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

>>101755519
WJ! Hehe wheelchair and furry sweep!
>>101757895
See: >>101757388

No thanks

>>101757933
*looks at her friend's tags*
>femcel
>Vtuber
>Autism
>Misogynist
glad to know jj is finally debuting

Jobber at work
Jobber at league
Jobber at life

there's two fucking nyagger images in my emote pack that have have creation/modified dates set to some time in the future and i keep nearly attaching them to things related to work as they are at the top when sorting by most recent and whenever I'm selecting pictures of stuff the fuxking cat is just there and my boss was just looking over my shoulder and asked "what the fuck is that"

>>101759233
Tell him to fuck off

>>101759553
that seems like an overreaction

>>101759233
tell him it's mahjong related and call him antisemitic if he says anything about it

>>101759731
I did tell him it was mahjong related, he already knows i play

>>101759233
Tell him its your ideal woman.

ron nya~

>>101759233
"its a cat, sir"

>>101756311
I made this post.

I keep doing misclicks

koko?

busy being shilled merch

you guys should sign up for Lord of the Board, over in the HFZ thread.

No thanks

>>101748786
>Just over the half way mark
I'll take it, also, morning jong ignore what time it is

Noko

I'm at work

is there any good reference of khubie? I cant find one

>>101763273
Mitchiruuuuuuuuuuuu luuuuv

>>101764171
Well I WAS gonna link you her reference art tweet but she fucking deleted it at some point, I assume cause she's had two different models since then

>>101764260
its fine then, I'll just use one of her low resolution memes even if they are not very clear

>>101764296
Had this saved

>>101764171
the current 2D, wip 2D or wip 3D?

Original 3d

>>101764511
actually wip 2D and 3D are the same*

want BLT sandwich

>>101764260
SORRRYYYY ITS BECAUSE IM WORKING ON MY NEW ONE STILL

I'd post it but it's like not done

>>101764757
Slag

>>101764757
stinkiest anon in the whole thread

>thought I could finally start saving money starting with this paycheck
>slapped by a $247 fine
I will never not be homeless

>>101764772
>>101764835
what did i do

>>101764841
what did you do again you heckin fool

>>101764875
It was from six weeks ago when I was still employed by the meat company so it must have been when I was driving for them. I think I've paid over a thousand bucks in driving fines in the past year

>thought it was only one
>it was actually two
AAAAAA

>>101764328
>>101764511
thanks

was uninstalling jong and remembered I never drawed khubie so why not

>>101765091
>uninstalling jong
Reinstall please

>>101765091
wao cute!

you're not gonna abandon us right anon?... ;_;

>>101765091
>uninstalling jong
wait that's us

>>101765105
dont have the time to play 40 minute games anymore, and its impossible to get people to play blitz even when I link on /mjg/
its unironically over

ex-husband...

>>101765091
>uninstalling jong
reinstall it

>>101765154
i love blitz but i think i'm asleep when you post
im supposed to sleep rn

>>101765178
I just havent posted rooms in like 3 months but /jong/ will forever live in my heart because when I was broke with only a shitty phone my fellow jongers would wait 15 minutes just to play with me because they knew my games would take long to load

>>101765091
CUTEEEE THANK YOU ANON

post a koko anon. it's way past my bedtime but ill play with you!

I would join but I'm at work

i'll join, it would be 3/4 already!

Someone post it, I'll join as well

he has to post it or he'll get cucked out of it

I'm sorry I really uninstalled the game

>>101765388
bweeeeeeeh

anon hates us.... it's jongover...

If I post a koko will you guys join?

>>101765436
yes

sure thing anon!

Majsoul Friends Room 37136(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=37136

>>101765465
hey you're not THAT anon

i hate kodomo. time to grinch this anon's room

I saw you furry

furry?

come back anon we saw that!

idk what you're talking about but if you want me to join sure :3

I can't believe furry HATES everyone in that room

full and started without furry

>open blue hag's gif
>get a headache
as your japitan (loser, former, jonging) i order you to stop

>>101764945
what the fuck, why are you like this

>>101765564
good, i didn't want to steal another anon's spot

>>101765575
We all know it's cause you're drinking

h-how did u know? also please comment in the discord if ur down for l-league

w-wait! that's the dama cat right??

>>101765491
>sees hag room
>joins thinking is gay anon room

>>101765644
I'm a knower

who's the gay anon?? inb4 all of us

>>101765726
the formerly famous sheep

>>101765726
Stop projecting your homoerotic fantasies on us foidjo

>>101765752
pippa?? i hate that fucking bitch

hey so would you read my yaoi fanfic if i posted it here? it would be loosely inspired by real life

>>101765825
It's cute, makes me wanna rest her head on my lap and tell her it's gonna be okay as I comb her hair

>>101765834
save it for the arts and crafts tourney in a few months, someone submitted their yuri fanfic last year

>>101765726
Famous retarded sheep and one of our /jong/ vtubers

>>101765726
he is gay anon because he draws shotas and femboys

cute?? i want ryan or sora

ryanpeikou? more like ryanpreggo amirite? (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)

this took a billion years what a complicated design

>>101765834
If it'll make you happy...

>>101766335
don't encourage her

>>101766411
I just wanna see who she picks

>>101766476
it's doragon and homeless anon

no it would just be generic mjg soul yaoi. i wouldn't use you guys as characters unless you gave me permission

>>101766172
perfection is never simple, gj!

wj!! stay jongin' anons!

>>101765465
wj

>>101765465
wj'ed

>>101765465
well jonged!

wj

xapitan come back i didn't mean all the mean words i said

Why lie about sheep anon? not a single gay drawing, but he seems to be friends with our ryan

>>101766986
Don't you find that a little suspicious? "Friends" with a Ryan huh? Maybe they're a little more than that...

>>101767008
Dont give our fujos any ideas!!!

too late. my brain is working. the neurons were activated

Running a train on the fujo until her brain is fixed!

at least the yaoi fanfic will be about mahjong vtubers so it's more on topic than most of the thread

>>101766559
You have my permission

>>101765834
if its longer than a couple paragraphs no

>>101767271
Why are all the /jong/tubers little boys or little girls? where are the hags?

>Could have gotten tits
>Instead we get the bad end where we get yaoi fanfics instead

>>101767580
It is unironically this

>>101767629
why are they like this?

>>101767811
this is one of those problems that would absolutely be solved by dick

>>101767811
They hate us. QB joined to deny us tits and JJ is constantly playing with doragon's heart

I finally caved and bought an air fryer.
It's awesome.
Mahjong vtubers.

>>101768840
yeah they're decent. Good for fries and reheating chicken

>>101768840
what can you do with it?

>>101768840
what does it do that a toaster oven doesn't

>>101768901
its more efficient at frying than an toaster oven

>>101768840
Not the biggest fan of mine, think I would have preferred getting a convection toaster oven. I like doing chicken in it for burgers (fuck you pattyanon)

>>101768863
I only got it a couple hours ago, I baked some chicken tenderloins without any oil and the browning on it is really impressive
>>101768901
The air flow makes a serious difference, I was against getting one in the past since I already have a 30 year old stove top convection oven but this does a better job for anything you want crispy and is much easier to clean

>>101769016
hope it was a good quality one anon, cheaper ones tend to have some issues with the paint scrapping off and falling into the food so please if you cook something cover the walls and the bottom of the frying surface with aluminum foil and make a few holes, this will also make it easier to clean

>>101766559
And mine...

>>101769670
>actually his MD5
You know that wasn't Doragon, right?

>>101769778
No, I don't know anything. I am retarded and you hate me.

I hope jellyjonger uses thread personalities in her fanfic, shan't read gay erotica if it doesn't

>>101766559
I give you my permission even though fake me already gave it

doragon! If I give you instructions to patch tri for multiplayer will you?

>>101769884
You want someone in particular don't you
>>101769908
Who are you?

>>101769919
If you give me the links and stuff yeah I'll mess around with it a bit if I can get my controller to work, it's been fucking up when I try and play nightreigh so idk how well it'll work
>>101769936
Answer the question

Is Doragon gay or not?

>>101769919
is anyone else allowed to play or just doragon?

>>101769976
No

>>101769956
https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1gmd7-QpS89-EqFMPJn-egLqf_GNcBpgW
>lamperougelelouch-0.png

>>101769976
Not yet

>>101770003
I would like to request an unbiased 3rd party to answer the question

>>101770021
There is no yet
>>101770029
no

>>101769993
I welcome and accept any and all jongers

>>101770039
Sounds gay

>>101769923
>You want someone in particular
Yeah, drunk abusive jellyjonger fucking qb with a strap on

>>101770107
jj only engages in male on male sodomy I regret to inform you

>>101770126
is this true, japitan? do you hate lesbians?

>>101770107
>t. Khubie

>>101770087
no homo

>>101770186
>>101769670

interesting

how do we trade in fujos for yumes

i don't like the things you people do or say

I leave this thread for one day...

Shant play tri if its not 3U

>>101770466
tri is better though

good post

>>101770707
gl

>>101770707
You're not gonna get it

>>101770707
>7
Can't even kyuushuu this shit hand

great post

>took 5 minutes for that post to go through
is this building a fucking Faraday cage

I really miss you guys.

>>101770769
Yet I'm alone in my room, curious

mahjong vtubers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF7TWHgCcvY

Why wouldent the dealer mangan be waiting on a thrice discarded tile? My bad.

>>101771064
>wouldent

I feel sick, going back to bed

>>101771339
Good night anon!!!

mleague draft on the telly

Akarun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-1YF4yKj2Y

How it feels to be a happy jonger in a world full of mjggers

>clio still streaming
damn this girl is built different

ARMO tickets on sale in 12 and a half hours

vtubers mahjong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqajhq5LKso

>>101770498
Anon did you mean to post that? I dont andastan

>homeless anon instantly agreed to be in jj's fanfic when he thought doragon did
you're gay for doragon, aren't you homeless anon?

>not gay for doragon
you can't call yourself a man if you don't want him

>>101777504
Theres no way he could be gay and homeless, theres way too much money in dick sucking

>>101778403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5W2YPKH9XE

im writing the fanfic. it's going to be a relatively short story with multiple chapters about the power of friendship, mahjong, despair and gay sex.

(cute, wholesome, not too graphic)

>>101779704
Fade to black implied gay sex or graphically detailed explicit gay sex?

>>101779735
>not too graphic
coward

>>101779735
Boooooring

>>101779791
yes
>>101779798
>>101779910
hey! don't judge until you read it! in fact don't judge because my mentaru is weak

>>101779976
>A or B question
>yes
Women, am I right fellas?

>>101780037
You’re so right sis

Now we die

gm

Everytime I see the yuzu in the quest I think it's a poster here

Meow

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