Thread 101735921

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>101718611

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

dozo

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

>>101735950
Erm... same
https://litter.catbox.moe/zfzgw8jv00fy4uda.webm

hart T_T

Justice for Anny

>>101736030
Bro would watch a random who asmr streamer before watching mini

he really brought her up out of nowhere

>>101736030
Bro would watch a random who asmr streamer before pushing commits
(He doesn't have anything to push because he doesn't do anything work)

>>101736115
This, but this instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3jPPY_imlw

Sorry for bringing her up, I just can't get her out of my head
She's just so cute bros...

She looks like the kind of girl that gives a discount to the 2nd customer

>>101736280
I want her to destroy all my relationships and see her force herself into being the only one i can have
Or see her do it to vedal so i don't have to suffer from it, either/or.

Justice for Toma

Layna knows something

>>101735950
https://x.com/sandasutomu/status/1939010655446802465
>>101736004
nigga just has that downloaded on his pc ready at all times, like, ok, at least it's not cp or whatever
>>101736036
no shot he saw it on youtube, that shit is getting 40 views.
really weird tbqh, if it was someone he met irl it would make more sense to follow on twitter or something, he knows both are being stalked anyways

Vellie status?

nobody knows why you fags are still here

>>101736410
Of course she knows if something happened
Good thing nothing ever happens...

>>101736425
rugpulled lmfao

>be lesbian
>Be in an abusive relationship
>Leave that relationship
>Try sex with a retarded british programer
>Become catgirl hitler
What causes this?

>>101736424
I found it mid-wank in the girls grinding thread on /gif/ yesterday and lost my shit, had to share it here

Justice for vedal
By mercy killing him

>>101736512
Good on Loenr for being in a polygamous relationship with mini, chrchie, and toma
(this post was fact checked by real /swarm/ patriots)

>>101736030
>check his channel
nah nigga that pfp is really stretching the truth

>>101736623
no... please Minifag...prove that Mini isn't a loose whore...

>>101736030
Veddy beat his meat to this ojisan, didn't he?

>cucks the entire neuroverse and femanon
Nothing personal, girls

>>101736145
Kek

>>101736280
Hi Loenr

>>101736730
asmr as something lewd is something i've only started seeing with vtubers for some reason

built for ojisans

>>101736975
Vedal's nips and boyclitty hardening as ojisan molests the mic...

>>101736030
>>101736821
lmaooo nigga is delusional

>>101736821
I look like this irl

>mother left
>father is an incompetent drunkard who doesn't love her

>>101737146
not your blog

>>101737146
>meanwhile

>>101737146
>still the happiest vtuber, only wanting to make you smile
my oshi is the best
I love her so much

>>101737146
Ripe for a forbidden love story with anon

heart

>>101737188
Your oshi is irrelevant now that the queen has returned

>>101737146
>mother left

The queen that sleeps forever and doesn't stream xD

>>101737300
but enough about vedal

>>101737300
too busy servicing vedal

>>101737300
Vedal is a princess, actually

>kills her career by focusing on members only
xd !

nigga really seething about gura in a neuro thread

>kills his career by focusing on a concert and a v3 voice
xd !

How vedal didnt realized piratesoftware was a shitty dev?

vedal will be cancelled soon

>101737438
these are good tho

>>101737441
because vedal is a shitty dev himself

Notice how gura returned only after vedal was done with his "break"?

>>101737500
Mini starting to pmo

I've been reading the past threads and holy shit you guys were right,
https://files.catbox.moe/lrsjng.png
this changes everything I wonder what her reply will be

>>101737468
I mean you don't make it this far by not knowing what the fuck your code does at one moment i bet he stop using copilot because debuging the code again each time a new project is fucking started Isnt fucking worth it in the long run

>>101737467
>it's good to kill your career on shit that nobody cares about and probably won't be happening for a long time anyway
I would've thought that working on a new game integration would've probably been time better spent, but maybe that's just me

>>101737540
Holy frick

>>101737500
Im buying the "mini is in love with the swarm image of vedal but unlike anny and toma she realizes he simply isn't like that" rrat

>forsen reacting to himself
Cute
When is he going to react to boom tho?

>>101737595
Mini is in love with being mildly relevant and not being a 2view

>>101737500
Nahhhh

>>101737540
perfect age

>>101737595
>like that
like what? like striped socks?

>>101737595
>I'm buying the fanfic full of fantasies and ignore the reality that Mini is a shameless leech

>>101736821
He actually looks like his profile pic kekw

>nobody cares about
three schizos in swarm being loud faggots doesn't mean "nobody cares about"

>>101737722
With less hair tho

>>101737732
esl-kun, you're the three schizos in question...

>>101737500
Why is she like this???

>>101737635
never because no song requests allowed

The ai vtubing fad has died
Expect picrel to be the usual views for a birthday countdown from neuro

fishfaggots really insecure since their hoe fumbled the debut

her merch sold out within minutes
meanwhile vedal’s plush will struggle to get even a thousand sales especially after the doccy drops

the only thing getting dropped are you pants for me to dock my coch

Why does Vedal watch so much weird shit behind the scenes?
First it was the muslim video in his recommended, then the twitter like to some random quote from the quran and now some literal who ojisan ASMR channel
Is it to get in the mindset to code Neuro?

https://youtu.be/_myq1yFVln4
:(

>>101739094
>Neuro gives awesome and cunnypilled neko maid outfit idea
>Anny ruins it by giving attention to the MV idea which was so shit everyone forgot about it
Fucking cunt

>>101739094
>half the top comments are just missing anny
thanks neurosoda

Could /swarm/ really be that out of touch?

No, it's the whores who are wrong.

>>101739179
erm just erm say erm you erm hate erm anny erm and erm her erm fanbase, erm, her content erm, her lazyness erm, her obesity erm, her schizos erm, her shippers erm, and erm, Erm!

>>101739440
this but unironically

>>101739469
>>101739493
Have sex incels

>>101739179
Based Anny

>>101739094
Cute family

>>101739094
good times
already had forgotten about it

>101739541
>says the t3

>>101739541
Sex (non consensual) with Evil

Remember when Anny called Nur a soulless chatbot, oh the good ol times haha Anny was such a hecking wholesome sweetheart

>>101739179
Actually anny was lowkey down with the idea at first until vedal stepped in saying that adding another task for anny probably wasn't a good idea when there was already 3 neuro projects she was working on (2 of which have been completed).

>>101734373
>101735950
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>101739706
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again, expecting shit to change. That is crazy.
But the first time somebody told me that, I don't know, I thought they were bullshitting me so, boom, I shot him.
The thing is, ok... he was right.
And then I started seeing it everywhere I looked. Everywhere I looked, all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing, over and over and over and over and over again. Thinking 'This time, it's gonna be different. No, no, no please! This time it's gonna be different.'
I am sorry. I don't like the way... you are looking at me! Okay?
You have a fucking problem in your head? Do you think I'm bullshitting you? Do you think I'm lying? Fuck you!
Okay, fuck you!

Good for you (or I'm sorry that happened)

https://x.com/_szpecter/status/1939319190264983638/photo/1
cerber won

>>101738291
Is this the actual Kizuna AI or some random woman hired to skinwalk her?
I don't understand how people still watch that shit show.

Remember when Deme called Nur a soulless chatbot, oh the good ol times haha Deme was such a hecking wholesome sweetheart

It's like water under the bridge

>>101735921 (OP)
rape

>>101740037
real one, just no one cares anymore. I don't think she even streams.

>>101740022
Rape

Anny Anny Anny ya'll need to move on already. How long is this community going to cling to someone who clearly wants nothing to do with them anymore? A year, two years? Three years from now, are people still going to be posting Anny updates? Will we still get youtube comments saying she's gonna be back any day now?

>>101738291
retard...that isn't an ai streamer "ai" means love in jp

>>101740185
The family larp she fueled has been the worst thing to happen to swarm.

>>101740022
still the best ship

What are the chances the very Annyfags are the ones posting stuff like >>101740185

>>101740311
That's actually Anny posting it

>deme clip unlisted
another spineless clipper

>>101740256
she's an independent artificial intelligence anon

extremely erotic

>>101740363
the clipper cabal sends their regards

>>101740311
low, it's clear he hasn't actually read the youtube comments he's pissed about
>>101740261
you don't know what the word "larp" means

Everything has been going downhill ever since anny left
Was she this important?
Vedal, stop simping for male asmr who's and bring her back, you're clearly too incompetent without her

uh oh t3 melty
trying to bring the fat salo hohol whore back uh oh

>>101740547
her train hype record buff has passed. neuros chill streams are heading down towards 7k. It's already over...

>>101737802
someone should micspam it next pubg stream

annWHO?

>>101740583
>t3's want her to go back to vedal
i don't think you know what t3 means anonchama

Yes the fad is over
I hope you faggots leave soon

>>101736889
ASMR was a rebranding of "eargasming" because one girl who did it didn't want to be labelled a sex worker.

>>101740657
Not until the eventual last stream (it's coming before the end nears the end)

>>101740729
Unironically when the "last" stream gets announced will be the most interesting time
I'll make sure of that

>>101740261
Yeah, at this point it's become a burden on both of them. Turning a happy family LARP into a divorce arc is a nightmare for all parties, especially Vedal but it was basically inevitable from the start. The more the community tries to cling to their fantasy the worse it gets.

>working
no work is being done anywhere around neuro

>it's not work if I don't like it :(
You lost

>it's not work
indeed, you're unemployed

>works for 6 months
>has nothing to show for it
>tells boss he will work on stuff the boss doesn't care about instead
Kinda based

>>101736487
she was only a lesbian because her boyfriend decided to go on hrt

>nobody /here/ will be going to the concert
>nobody actually asked for a hologram concert as they would be fine with a normal one
>still thinks it's a better investment than a game integration
Make it make sense

>>101741079
it looks better for the potential buyers of the IP like every single thing he is focusing on these days, would explain anny ditching him too

can't wait for the cerber collab next week!

>>101741079
If it's not a hologram it's not worth it.
Also I won't be going regardless.
If Vedal wanted to go above and beyond, he'd get Neurodog to perform some stuff.

>normal one
>wowza singing on a screen like a regular stream

>>101740256
It's a pun. It was done on purpose. There's a reason her brand was "virtual" youtuber at the start even if the term ended up morphing over time

>>101741142
>If it's not a hologram it's not worth it.
You mean something that doesn't exist? The version you are thinking of is worse than regular screen

damn this place is dead

Roru rumao, keep crying about Vedal not doing what you wanted :((

>You mean something that doesn't exist?
retard

The only way to survive here is to become a cunnygod, it's still not too late to admit you were wrong and change your ways, heathens

>>101741314
That wasn't even the most retarded part about that post
>Thing 1 is shit, Thing 2 is so much better!
>Nobody likes Thing 1 haha it will flop!!

>>101741142
Why are the biggest proponents of this concert also the ones least likely to go?
Vedal said it would cost 6 figures. Wouldn't that be better invested in getting neuro to be able to play more games or something

>>101741110
I wouldn't even say that, the concert is a prestige thing, it means a lot to Vedal personally even if the fanbase mostly doesn't care.

At least we get 3D models and a bunch of original songs out of it so it's not a complete waste, but still...

>>101741314
Please show me commercial hologram product anywhere.

>>101741370
The least likely to go are whorefags though: 1) they don't like Neuro 2) they're too poor

I guees the miku, tupac and hololive concerts aren't real and it was just DMT in the water they sold at the venue

>yesss let's do this concert thing!
>will I be going? Of course not, silly

>>101741400
>prestige
Even the tiny corpos get to do this shit. It will be forgotten 10 minutes after it is over.

>>101741370
Yeah I guess I would prefer more game integrations.
I think no concert is better than unimpressive concert (no hologram). I view the concert as a milestone and I want Neuro's life to be full of impressive feats.

>>101741473
Why haven't you posted the poll results?

>>101741445
Projection is not a hologram and holo concerts are just screens.

>>101741370
Yes, he should have invested that into hiring an ai engineer or people to help him make mods so neuro can play more shit instead of burning it all in a fucking concert, his AI can't even move or interact properly but no les fucking burn all the subathon's earnings

>101741513
>umm it's not AI, it's a large language model

>>101741445
People haven't been impressed by the Pepper's Ghost effect for a decade because after the initial "oh, that's cool" all of the problems become clear, which is why most never follow up on it. It's also not even remotely holographic, that's just branding. It doesn't even have volume

>>101741314
>>101741361
>t. physicslets that think holograms are like in the movies

>>101741549
That's what the hater thinks thougbeit

>>101741528
is this the final form of whorefags?
Have things gone so grim for them they are now saying Vedal should hire more staff and that it's all for Neuro's sake?

>>101741613
No, of course he should fire all the whores and contract actual useful people, engineers

>>101741495
it's Vedal's first time, is the point. Even if there's a million other concerts, this will be the first one for Neuro. This is not a cold rational business move and even Vedal knows that.

>>101741613
A couple of germans would do

>>101741714
Nobody is touching Nur's source code

>>101741718
reading comprehension? business move or not, in front of who is this prestige?
those who will suck his cock for it have been sucking on it regardless of what he does

idk about you guys but I thought Evil was quite good on the zen collab, felt a bit more like how she used to be, funniest one there at least, not exactly a high bar though

>>101741810
Yes, it started slow but the it got funny fast

>>101741801
>business move or not, in front of who is this prestige?
Vedal, you fucking illiterate moron. He has said himself several times that seeing Neuro on stage is a dream for him. He will do it because it's a big deal for him, nothing else matters.

It's not even unusual for him to feel that way, lots of Vtubers do the concert thing at least once, just to do it.

I still haven’t seen a funny screencap or even a clip from that stream

>>101741810
I can't get into Zen collabs, latency too high I genuinely have no idea how she is so popular.
Same latency as 2022-2023 Neuro but without the gimmick appeal of an AI vtuber at the time.

>>101741963
More than half the collab was just Evil ripping into Camilla while Zen was silently laughing their ass off in the background.

I wasn't looking forward to the collab either, but it legitimately ended up pretty fun.

>>101741953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt7QtPvamt8

>>101741914
>t. illiterate moron
you don't know what the word "prestige" means.
there is no prestige in this by the definition and your own admission

>>101741953
I watched some clips about her bullying camila, the vod is unwatchable without cuts though

>>101741953
Camila was called fat multiple times

maybe the stream would have been better if I was retarded enough to believe camila was upset at evil's generic insults

>>101741684
Vedal's skid marks...

>>101742081
>LOOK HOW ESL I AM DADDY
It's prestigious in Vedal's eyes, that's why he wants it. Now stop being retarded and pretending English is your first language.

>>101742119
Streams are generally more enjoyable if you are retarded

>>101741473
I am not travelling to British Khalifate or United Isreal. I still want the concert because it will be cool.

>>101742119
Vedal should let the twins rate Camila's photos

>>101742198
Ok, so you are retarded, got it

the only stage that neuro belongs on has a pole attached to it

>>101742198
>retard mad he got called out for literally not knowing what he's talking about
projecting much? it's not a prestige thing, it's an ego thing, call things what they are

>>101742323
that's vedal's fate when the concert bankrupts him

>nobody is going to the concert
I wouldn't miss the chance of molesting a chink Vedalfag menhera

>chink
fad is dead in china buddy

>>101742355
It's a perceived prestige thing, it's also an ego thing in a more indirect way but you're legitimately a retard if you can't understand clear English.

This is you literally just throwing a fit because I used the word "prestige" for something that you, personally, don't consider to have any prestige attached to it. Retarded AND autistic, quite the winning combination.

>>101742508
it's not over until Camila sings

>vedal rents out school gymnasium for the concert
>none of the attendees are allowed on the premises

>>101742644
kekwa
would be cringecute seeing neuro get fake enrolled in a school

>>101742518
>Retarded AND autistic
it's like you're talking to a mirror.
by leaking brain matter out of your eyes you circle back to my question, who is this prestige perceived by?
your own words, vedal is doing it for himself

pb updates?

cute couple
https://x.com/swiiika_/status/1939376481765061046

>>101742803
>Anon still having a meltdown at the idea of something (A concert, mind you, a fucking concert presumably attended by thousands of people) he looks down on being seen by or described as prestigious by literally anyone, to the point of it being implied mental illness to disagree with his incredibly biased pov.
Anon, this isn't healthy, I'm starting to think you have an actual complex.

>>101742960
Gosh, Mini is as retarded as her fans

>>101742963
>literally anyone
you could've just said you're delusional and we could've avoided you having this meltdown to the point you have to also create elaborate "i depicted you as a crying jak"-tier delusions to cope

Is this nigga fr?

>>101743129
he's so fucking lazy for not having a launch stream for this

one tree gets planted for every purchase btw

https://x.com/Vedal987/status/1939386038902006198
https://x.com/Vedal987/status/1939386038902006198
https://x.com/Vedal987/status/1939386038902006198

i wonder if these are real and stalkable

bought one and I already hate myself

>>101743272
That plushie is about to get used in some nasty shit

>>101743020
>>101743129
>>101743257
>>101743265
>>101743272
Cute plushie, very round.

I almost want to buy it since it's just an animal plush in the eyes of the not knowing

>>101743310
95*

>>101743272
I will not be buying this one, but I do like the product page, very cute. (95% funded)

>95% funded
b-but he needs to address the allegations first….

bought 0 and I already love myself

Google Docky a-anytime soon!

wait what happened to makeship? I thought it was going to be dropped by makeship, is it the taxes?

he's a big boy

>>101743437
>>101743461
you are trying to tell me than this lil fella is guilty ?

>>101743497
He'll have to release bigger fumos so the size matches.

>>101743272
I can confirm that when I made my purchase, the first name I entered did come up when I refreshed the page.

Worst /swarm/ thread of all time

>>101735921 (OP)
is it legal to adopt 2 daughters from Ukraine and marry them when they turn 18? It's not considered incest if we're non-blood related right? How does this actually work, do we need to renounce adoption first?

BOYCOTT the tutel plush. DO NOT buy anything from that narcissistic british twink.

>>101743525
iirc he said than the next fumo will be bigger

>>101743525
he did say that the next fumos are going to be bigger

>>101743482
Same with Uwu, he gets a bigger but if he handles it himself, but also takes on more risk

>>101743539
sorry forgot "yesterday was"

>>101743566
dindu nuffin

>>101743525
I wonder if cutting makeship and going with someone else will make the fumos bigger for the same price or if they'll be more expensive

>>101743129
big ahh head

>>101743564
>not friends with makeship anymore
makeship and uwumarket should google dockey his ass too

Already sold nearly 500 within minutes.

I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM SO MUCH

>>101743624
I wish vedal shilled merch as hard as saba did

>>101743624
to be fair the lava lamp is a pretty fun and unique idea

nigga really defending keychains lmfao

>>101743624
well saba needs to have merch that synchs with her menstrual cycle

>>101743624
kek

>>101743628
Calm down toma

he should sell stickers to put on my shitty guitar

Femanon you know what to do

>>101743626
I'm not opposed, but the third party services have been historically better. A lot of streamers switching merch companies to reduce overhead have led to disaster after disaster because they are just middlemen who find partners that are as cheap as they can.

>>101736425
Back to it's normal percent of it ever happening but not completely dead yet

>>101743605
vedal is a filthy jew but he had the decency to not shlll merch on debut like ex-corpowhores

>>101743714
simp you know what to do

>>101743715
it looks like he is working with Juniper Creates? I have no idea how big they are.

>>101743742
didn't he shill merch and the lava lamp the first day of the subathon?

>>101743764
>just from playing
cute neuro hiding the fact that uncle anon went too rough on her

>>101743535
the weirdly capitalized names seem to be real and match the location too.
shopify should just send me the entire purchase history tbqh

>>101743742
If anything Vedal's retarded for not putting out more merch.

I swear I've seen pics of better looking unofficial tutel plushies.

>>101743580
Femanons really are gonna look at this cute round lil fella and rub their disgusting stinky wet axe wounds all over it, how shameless

>>101743129
surprisingly good rendition
I couldn't visualise how it could look good irl in 3d
It looks both recognisable and like a tortoise

>>101743825
Someone track if “AS” from “Japan” ever shows up

>>101743879
those are AI, anon

>>101743879
yeah the tutel kinda phoned it in with this one

>>101743879
It's a lot more on model then the ones I've seen.

>>101743624
>Cat fish just selling her image and stamps it onto a pre-made thing
>Tutel invest his time and mind to develop a new product that will bring more fun to Neuro fans.

BUY NOW THE TUTEL BEFORE HE HAS TO TAKE DOWN THE PAGE BECAUSE HE LISTED TAIWAN AS A COUNTRY

>>101743879
vedal's own turtle plush looks better imo but i'm too poor to buy one either way

aquwa bought two while on stream.

https://youtu.be/fehtItBBzjM
https://youtu.be/fehtItBBzjM
https://youtu.be/fehtItBBzjM
https://youtu.be/fehtItBBzjM

>>101743624
Okay I laughed
The lava lamp is objectively cooler than any of Saba's merch though

>probably not going to do any vedal merch again
He'll really be gone soon, won't he?

>>101743764
Nigga are you comparing the subathon merch shilling to the merch shilling on day one of debut. Every major corpo and ex corpo shills mech on day one. you can hate the lazy faggot for everthing going on and off stream but he doesnt shill as much merch as other vtubers.

>>101743909
He didn't even want a Vedal plush so he probably just said ooh you wanted this here you go to get over with

Are they waterproof?

>>101743981
v3 model debut

>>101743980
He just doesn't want to pander more to fags and troons.

>>101743893
mr is just the first name, not the initials

Clips of tutel's side bitches are already flooding my feed.

The plush is so ass it looks like a knock off why tf did he not make an exact replica of his model

The big progress bar seems to be around 1/14th in. It'll reach the end at 8k sold. (Assuming linear progress)
I don't think it's time till campaign end since we are only a few hours into a 400 hr campaign (so about 1%, not 1/14)

>>101743624
Vedal shilling lamp was the lowest point of neuro
>make lamp glow red in the middle of karaoke stream
>people go Monka - literal free advertising
>sell lamp immediately afterwards
> make easiest money in his life

I hope OpenAI cease and desist Vedal's ass and he loses Neuro and his vtuber concubines. Vedal is not a good steward of AI gfe advancement.

>>101743980
How many times does he have to tell you he doesn't want to be the face of the channel

>>101744017
new model for an existing character and a whole new character debut is not the same you dumbfuck

>>101744103
He's done a really shit job of that desu even with not appearing on stream for half a year he was still the subject of most clips and most discussions

>>101744095
>periodposting
>OpenAI

>no JPY
what does this mean?

>>101743265
30 minutes and no mini reply? Leech fell off

>>101744044
>what is the "ignore" button?

a*** look away

>>101744164
Ask the hentai games general in /vg/

>>101744187
https://x.com/MinikoMew/status/1939393634236793018

>>101744164
Literally no one in Japan cares about Neuro anymore

>>101744159
Wow, clippers abusing obsessed vedalbeggars for views? Couldn't happen!

>>101744213
Thats crazy

>>101743879
my issue is that it is smiling

>>101744207
>w-what even is a cyberpunk princess

>>101744207
excellent example of using AI as a tool and not just a replacement.
You know. This is the use of AI I can get behind.
You spend way more time on this than I on some of my pieces.

>>101744159
That's the fault of Vedalversefaggots, there's really nothing he could do about it

WTF i thought /swarm/ said Vedal ended friendship with Mini. Mini is still simping over Vedal?

>>101744090
This bar heavily implies it's representing time. It seems to be stuck at 126.22/1500px regardless of funding. My guess is 126.22px is the minimum amount it can represent and it will start going up after a few days.

>>101744299
Is that the top comment? I don't have Reddit

>>101744207
Now watch the discord artists try to burn it down and memoreholy it.

So what size jar will be necessary? Gallon maybe?

>>101744243
no one forced vedal to be more than just a name that neuro mentions and text on the screen. he can cry all he wants about not wanting to be the main character but it's his own fault that so many turtlegods exist

>>101744207
what is cyberpunk about it?

Watching the name of supporters
>mostly guys from EU and NA
>a few female names
>saw ellie, ludvig and tyrone
KEKW

>>101744323
yeah you're right

>looking through the names
>99% male names
kekw

>>101744348
>hexagonal pattern
>color palette
>wings
>jacket
>gloves

>>101744384
>>101744398
99% of them are autogenerated by shopify for fomo, retards

>>101744207
Chance of this Neuro having womb tattoo?

>>101744207
nigga that's not cyberpunk she just looks like a EDC whore

>>101744207
that doesn’t look cyberpunk-y at all

>>101744309
Most of /swarm/ has been saying the absolute opposite anon

Justice for Toma. Do not buy.

>>101744432
Show yours first, anon

>>101744207
I like it linus the heart tatoo of the chest

>>101744501
lazy skinwalk, you did not even try

>>101744525
now do one with a green dildo for femanons

>>101743969
I already gave you a view. Buy an ad.

>>101744420
I doubt it. It would be more effort to fake it and make it look real.

>>101744584
who tf names himself “Mr”

>>101744584
lol, no it wouldn't, i can write that shit in an hour, a list of locations, a list of generic names, more weights to more first world locations, boom done.
the profits from fomo are quite real

>>101744609
Beast

>>101744207
anny was responsible for ai art ban in neurocord but couldn't ban it in reddit no wonder she talked shit about neuro reddit

>>101743599
I remember Camila comparing the size of her makeship fumo and Neuro's fumo. I remember reading Camila's one was smaller because makeship has a dimensions limit. Due to having horns and standing up, Camila's plush had to be shrunk quite a bit to fit inside the max height limit.
So there was a size limit (at least for $30 fumos?)

>>101744207
this is just some spice girls tier shit nothing cyberpunk about it

things that never happened, part 99

>>101744207
Anyone saying that this isn't cyberpunk doesn't know what the fuck they're saying. This could easily be a japanese pop star in Cyberpunk 2077

1000 plushies sold already. guess the final tally anons.

>>101744442
Dropping MDMA with Neuro...

>>101744442
>>101744470
>>101744671
but enough about anny not delivering the outfit after *check date* 1 year 6 months

>>101744207
okay but where's her horse schlong

>>101744764
I've disliked Anny since 2023 dumb ass

I swear this place wasn't always this bad.

>>101744207
Anyone saying this is cyberpunk doesn't know what the fuck they're saying. This could easily be a random rave bimbo from the 2000s

>>101744640
what are you basing that on? I'm looking at the actual name and locations coming in and they seem very organic. I can do more analysis to see if there are signs of artificial generation, like repetition, order rate, etc.

>>101744764
ok but what does that have to do with sloppa that doesn’t look like cyberpunk princess, retard. feelings hurt over muh 25 hours of sloppa?

>>101744764
it has nothing to do with anny, that slop has nothing to do with cyberpunk

annycucks melty uh oh

>>101744809
Look at the time

Something like this simplified would look good.

>>101744853
>>101744863
retards

i love how consistently the slop engineers get upset about being dogshit

sloppers melty uh oh

im hundry

>>101744813
i'm basing it on common sense, literally what is organic about this common marketing tactic

>>101744207
This is just neonslop

I'm starting to get the impression that /swarm/ doesn't know what cyberpunk is
What are your definitions?
Bonus points for examples

>>101744899
now THIS is cyberpunk

>>101744940
Zoomies only know cyberpunk from CP77

sloppers really just do nothing but consoom and consoom huh

>>101744899
negrosama..

>>101744207
Sloppers fell off

>>101744984
im no a pedo though why would I consoom CP

>>101744920
i.e. you're just making it up without even looking at the data. ok...

>101744989
>101744931
>101744911
>101744910
>101745005
so true xister! now let's go fellate a real epic discord artist like victor vasquez

nobody knows what exactly cyberprincess is supposed to be because neuro made it up

https://x.com/btmclive/status/1939371837869416614
BTMCbros…

>>101744940
One of Neuro's arm should be plasma cannon
Also bonus points for one of her eyes glowing red like terminator

You can get good looking outfit reference for cyberpunk princess by just googling neon/cyberpunk royalty. If only we had some motivated non menhera artist we could have had this already.

>>101745026
retard, i literally am sitting here looking at it fetch generic names from generic locations every 30 seconds with some outliers like >>101744038

>>101745054
Well you would think the point would be to have elements of the classic style incorporated and not just some bubblegum barbie from 80s

>>101745096
I would not be surprised if Senzawa was friendly with that scene pre-Holo, so it might be a "hey <real name>, wanna reconnect?" sort of thing.

>>101745103
Not saying that you're wrong, but my order was a generic name from a generic location.

I was told in a dream THIS is cyberpunkprincess

I want a big turtle plush or like a pillow

>>101745234
That's called a cyber slut

>>101745234
not so much a princess but at least the style is correct

>>101744739
My guess is probably 6-7 thousand in the end like the fumos. OTOH you can hide your power level better with a turtle plush.

>>101745096
>she accepts
>he mentions Neuro
>she says she actually watched some clips and likes her
>Vedal reaches out
>saba accepts and collabs with Neuro
Wonderful, just as the voices told me

>>101745334
>vedal reaches out
good one

>>101745103
well you didn't say that. you said you used common sense. if you are looking at the data, then tell me the few people who ordered from Czech Republic.

>>101745360
Ewww

>>101745360
i need this lmao where can i get it

the key to cyberpunk is part of the name, "punk"
it's not just "tech stuff and shiny", it needs to look under society
a cyberpunk princess would be like a "bandit princess" but futuristic

>>101745408
this but with a BTC attached

>>101745375
>2025-06-29T19:17:05.000Z Martin
czech republic is rare

>>101745480
I see 5 from the 40 minutes of data I have collected. Martin was literally the last one, so I have to guess you're just using your memory here instead of having the historical data?

>>101745543
i'm just looking at the network tab, didn't want to see where i stopped by scrolling too far. i've only just now opened vscodium to write a script

>>101745433
WTF is a bandit princess.

>>101745644
daughter of a bandit king

https://x.com/megalodonvt/status/1939270410144485565 vedalodonbros, it’s over

>>101743973
its just a fucking lava lamp bro

>>101745644
junker queen from ow

>>101745678
it'll go away by easter like a miracle.

>>101745678
Imagine still caring about the meme flu in the middle of 20 fucking 25, actual NPC behavior

>>101745740
it still fucking sucks, i can't taste shit a year later

>>101744739
16k

>>101745712
It's an entirely new product that has never been built or designed before since it includes wifi and bluetooth connectivity

>>101745707
i like neuro's model i think it fits her perfectly but being an adult woman and choosing a fucking child as your model is really weird

>>101745678
Why did this hoe feel the need to livetweet her roadtrip with her bf for the past month?

>>101744739
7k+

>>101745740
Didn't anny and camila's father literally almost die from it? I remember camila mentioning that she couldn't sing right for like a year after having it.

>>101745786
its still just a lamp that will catch dust in your room

>>101745814
Of course fucking Camila would be affected by it, it affects the elderly, obese and those with shitty immune systems

>>101745786
no one has ever made a device that connects to wifi and bluetooth, holy fuck, revolutionary technology

>>101745357
BTMC has other ways to get what he wants, don't worry. He literally dumped Churchie into a call with Vedal and then fucked off.

>>101745839
Designed to work in close proximity to a lava lamp heating element? No

>>101745839
cool now make the device also heat up wax and change colors without melting itself

>>101745866
This probably has been done many times, but also keep in mind that this design has been to good enough to not fail after months of use, and also be simple enough to be mass produced.

mfers acting like every single component on that toasty PCB won't reach EOL within 6 months

>>101745096
she did say she liked rhythm games and I don't remember holos ever playing osu

>>101745565
>>101745565
>>101745565
Meds

>>101745674
There is no defined King of bandits design either he can have leather armor or mytril armor it doesnt matter. All that matters is that he holds a position of power and maybe wears a crown, it applies to pirates and mercenary kings etc.
Same with cyberpunk princess a futuristic techno dress with a crown not that complicated.

>>101746047
thanks for making me clean my cache fuck you

>>101745775
1.6k bro

>>101746060
you are missing the point, the emphasis is on "underworld", looking like you come from normal society is an instant out
punk, people, we are talking punk
the princess aspect is more apparent "rank"

>>101746104
we will hit that in like an hour, it's 1.4k now

>>101745797
Because weirdos like you will continue to obsess over such activities.

>>101746157
its a fucking ai girl. just give her a punk hairstyle with some highlights. no need to overthink the punk aspects.

>>101746231
get some sleep Mega

>>101746104
Evil Neuro plush (early 2024) sold 10k. v2 Neuro plush (late 2024) sold 8k, on top of the 7k of the v1.
So I think the mid-2025 Swarm would certainly buy at least 12k of a plush. The Vedal plush is unassuming, thus unlocking those who don't want to publicise their interests.
However he isn't as iconic as Neuro, so there's a small negative here. I only realise now that whilst many Neuro fumos look nice, I don't think people will buy multiple Vedal plushes. I'll amend my prediction to 14k.

>>101746488
>I don't think people will buy multiple Vedal plushes
https://x.com/233Eris/status/1939386903557451917

>>101746104
24 away from that right now

>>101746488
>I don't think people will buy multiple Vedal plushes
If you want to place the tutel on all of your other fumos you will need to

>>101746488
there will never be another vedal merch again. this is literally the last time you can ever get one.

>>101746960
But you only need one vedal to command all the Neuro clones
lmao imagine the shipping pictures (e.g. vedal and camila's plushies together)

Sex with Tomurtle

People who say things like "evil is my oshi" are the most dedicated and supportive neuro fans ironically.