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Anonymous No.101736407 [Report] >>101736448 >>101736562 >>101736579 >>101736616 >>101736662 >>101738404 >>101738858 >>101739697 >>101740003 >>101741604 >>101742913 >>101744475 >>101756934 >>101760019 >>101761802 >>101769039 >>101770486 >>101773793 >>101773834 >>101778217
There's always a bigger fish.
Anonymous No.101736448 [Report]
>>101736407 (OP)
leave my mom out of this numberfaggotry
Anonymous No.101736467 [Report]
>it's the year of our lord 2025 and browns are still baiting with cookieswirl
Anonymous No.101736562 [Report]
>>101736407 (OP)
>Using cookie to shitpost.
You should feel bad about yourself, this is shameful.
Anonymous No.101736579 [Report] >>101736613 >>101736625 >>101743494
>>101736407 (OP)
Views on the YouTube Kids app don't count.
Anonymous No.101736613 [Report]
>>101736579
It's actually easier to sell stuff to kids.
Anonymous No.101736616 [Report]
>>101736407 (OP)
Hag vs cunny
Anonymous No.101736625 [Report] >>101737055
>>101736579
She's not even youtube kids and never has been since becoming a vtuber. The video has comments which aren't allowed on youtube kids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbICC5k-_ZM
Anonymous No.101736662 [Report] >>101736705 >>101736753 >>101739730
>>101736407 (OP)
>Sexy woman for kids
>and a Child for the adults
Interesting how the world works
Anonymous No.101736705 [Report]
>>101736662
Grass is greener etc
Anonymous No.101736716 [Report] >>101736755 >>101736855 >>101740298 >>101740340 >>101769065 >>101769548 >>101770506 >>101772737 >>101772740 >>101773779 >>101773870 >>101777812 >>101780254
she's literally old enough to be saba's mom
Anonymous No.101736753 [Report]
>>101736662
As god intended
Anonymous No.101736755 [Report] >>101736857
>>101736716
oh man, i want to see them do a toy review collab
Anonymous No.101736855 [Report]
>>101736716
Saba is actually pretty old, don't be fooled by her voice
Anonymous No.101736857 [Report] >>101736900 >>101736937 >>101739594
>>101736755
Cookie has already turned down Ironmouse and Filian collab offers. What makes you think she wouldn't turn down Saba?
Anonymous No.101736900 [Report]
>>101736857
>Ironmouse and Filian
whores
>Saba
child
Anonymous No.101736937 [Report] >>101737124
>>101736857
Because Saba would have a genuine interest.
Anonymous No.101737055 [Report] >>101739322 >>101769468
>>101736625
Yeah, because she is breaking the law and her channel should be banned. Her not clicking the option which states her content is for kids is a violation of youtube policy as well.
Anonymous No.101737124 [Report] >>101738337 >>101739463 >>101743589 >>101769147 >>101772819
>>101736937
Does Saba collect and play with dolls or was it just for the meme? Cookie is an unironic doll and toy collector, like she's actually quite schizo about it https://files.catbox.moe/8apg7d.mp4
Anonymous No.101738337 [Report] >>101739085
>>101737124
That's not schizo really, it's a good and mature outlook to have.
Anonymous No.101738404 [Report]
>>101736407 (OP)
who cares about that convert whore
Anonymous No.101738858 [Report] >>101739048 >>101739215
>>101736407 (OP)
>pandering to pedophiles vs pandering to iPad kids
Why has cover not done Hololive Jr? We've had the idea since Dora the Explorer back in the early 00s
Anonymous No.101739048 [Report] >>101739554
>>101738858
How about you pander to the bullet that's gonna go straight through your head when people find out where projecting faggots like you live?
Anonymous No.101739085 [Report] >>101739788 >>101739894 >>101773000 >>101774701
>>101738337
She’s in her 40s, unmarried, childless and plays with dolls. Also owns 6 horses and loads of animals.
Anonymous No.101739215 [Report]
>>101738858
kys
you're not welcome here unironics
Anonymous No.101739322 [Report] >>101742781
>>101737055
>breaking the law
This is what Google actually believes.
Anonymous No.101739463 [Report]
>>101737124
at one point they did pretty much the same content and saba probably looked up to her
Anonymous No.101739554 [Report] >>101739605 >>101772910
>>101739048
>immediate doxxing and death threats
Why are kiddy fiddlers so sensitive?
Anonymous No.101739594 [Report]
>>101736857
>Turning down Filian and Ironmouse
Holy based
Anonymous No.101739605 [Report] >>101739692 >>101739793 >>101739796 >>101740340 >>101743865
>>101739554
Anyone who associates lolis with real kids needs to be killed, needless to say.
Keep your IRL 3DPD garbage away from anime, thanks.
Anonymous No.101739692 [Report]
>>101739605
based and TRVKE
unironicfags won't like this and will continue to seethe and mald
Anonymous No.101739697 [Report] >>101740326
>>101736407 (OP)
The people yearn for the +40 year old mommytypes with autism.
Anonymous No.101739730 [Report] >>101739786
>>101736662
>kids need their mommy to take care of them
>adults need to take care of their kids
Anonymous No.101739786 [Report]
>>101739730
Cookie has fans in their 20s and she loves them https://files.catbox.moe/yo6esh.webm
Anonymous No.101739788 [Report]
>>101739085
Based
Anonymous No.101739793 [Report] >>101739811 >>101739890
>>101739605
Tell it to the judge diaper sniper
Anonymous No.101739796 [Report] >>101739811 >>101739890
>>101739605
Dumb pedophile.
Anonymous No.101739811 [Report] >>101740029 >>101743865
>>101739793
>>101739796
>unironicfag seething and malding
like clockwork
keep lolis 2D only and stay away from schools
Anonymous No.101739890 [Report]
>>101739793
>>101739796
no need sign your own posts
Anonymous No.101739894 [Report]
>>101739085
>unmarried
she's married to me
>childless
i'm her child
Anonymous No.101740003 [Report] >>101740089 >>101773846
>>101736407 (OP)
god damn gura's new model is such a downgrade
Anonymous No.101740029 [Report] >>101740070
>>101739811
Bro can't even type properly and calls others seething. Go charge your phone or the monkey outside of your bamboo window will come in.
Anonymous No.101740070 [Report]
>>101740029
>hurr durr monkey
uh oh unironicfag melty!
Anonymous No.101740089 [Report]
>>101740003
Anyone would look like a downgrade next to Cookie.
Anonymous No.101740298 [Report]
>>101736716
>old enough to be my wife
Anonymous No.101740326 [Report]
>>101739697
I'm 38. she's not a mommy a type, she's literally wife material.
Anonymous No.101740340 [Report]
>>101736716
No wonder >>101739605 has no interest in Cookie
Anonymous No.101741604 [Report] >>101744371
>>101736407 (OP)
Cookie is based and I'm tired of pretending she's not.
Anonymous No.101742781 [Report] >>101749878
>>101739322
Yes, it is illegal to gather information on people under a certain age. which includes comments. That's why the kids app disables those if you didn't figure it out. If she was reported to the fcc she would be fined.
Anonymous No.101742913 [Report]
>>101736407 (OP)
>3 ears ago
the pan of cheese contains an ear
Anonymous No.101743494 [Report]
>>101736579
Screenshot shows otherwise.
Anonymous No.101743589 [Report]
>>101737124
true stalkers know she had a toy channel before senzawa, but she must have been a teenager at the time
Anonymous No.101743865 [Report]
>>101739605
>>101739811
>attracted to illustrations of children
>sexualizes randoserus, sukumizus, and school uniforms
>probably a fan of u148 or blue archive which are games where you manage blatantly objectified prepubescents
>"uooohhhh child erotic cunny TOT"

>not a pedophile
Anonymous No.101744371 [Report] >>101744546
>>101741604
So why does /vt/ hate her?
Anonymous No.101744475 [Report]
>>101736407 (OP)
>3 years ago
Anonymous No.101744546 [Report] >>101744569
>>101744371
we everything, nothing new here.
Anonymous No.101744569 [Report]
>>101744546
fucking hell i'm dumb. *we hate everything
Anonymous No.101744851 [Report] >>101745515 >>101778347
Yagoo is fucking retarded for not hiring this woman. She has a solid work ethic, is a literal womanchild, seiso, can sing and has a passion for VA. I don't get it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK79okdDyWA
Anonymous No.101745515 [Report] >>101745754
>>101744851
why would she ever join a corpo, that would just be suicide for her own channel. the only reason people join corpos is because it has something to offer them, they have nothing to offer someone that has everything they need
Anonymous No.101745754 [Report] >>101769138 >>101772946
>>101745515
Her numbers are abysmal now (used to have more video views than pewdiepie at one point) and all her fans are becoming adults and she's not adapting her content for it. The channel is dying. She at least needs to start streaming on the side just to get a feel for it. Cookie is too humble and insecure about her age to realize how popular she would be as an indie.
Anonymous No.101746187 [Report]
Cookie threads are always funny
Anonymous No.101749878 [Report] >>101750074
>>101742781
That would mean Google is breaking the law, not her. Youtube also doesn't just show things to people, they determine the viewer is a child and serve them this content.
Anonymous No.101750074 [Report]
>>101749878
That's not how it works dumbass. Look up section 230.
Anonymous No.101756476 [Report] >>101757036 >>101757071
What is so special about cookieswirl anyway?
Anonymous No.101756934 [Report]
>>101736407 (OP)
>Using Cookie as bait
Pathetic.
Anonymous No.101757036 [Report]
>>101756476
she's unironically the biggest active vtuber (not counting one-offs like pewdiepie) but seething chumbuds like to pretend otherwise
Anonymous No.101757071 [Report] >>101757379
>>101756476
she never abandoned her fans and knew how to adapt her content to the changing times.
Anonymous No.101757089 [Report]
>compare a vtuber whore to a vtuber mom
/vt/ fell off so hard
Anonymous No.101757113 [Report]
Isn't this the chuuba who shared lamy lewds to her primarily minor audience?
Anonymous No.101757379 [Report] >>101763828
>>101757071
Why didn't she just make 2 separate channels? Was she afraid her main underage audience would still watch and get badly influenced?
Anonymous No.101760019 [Report]
>>101736407 (OP)
Sex with mothers.
Anonymous No.101761802 [Report] >>101768981
>>101736407 (OP)
thats some horrible engagement for 25 million views. gura could take a shit and get 40,000 live viewers while cookie would struggle to break 1k streaming gta6 early
Anonymous No.101761878 [Report]
It's so funny Saba antis remembered Cookie exists now that she has surpassed all HoloEN
Anonymous No.101763828 [Report]
>>101757379
She did. She has a second channel where she does videos on horror games like Resident Evil and Silent Hill
https://www.youtube.com/@Sugar8Cupcake/videos
Anonymous No.101768981 [Report]
>>101761802
It's a kids-focused autoplay channel. The only engagement they can give is views.
Anonymous No.101769039 [Report] >>101770251 >>101770488 >>101773919
>>101736407 (OP)
She's not a vtuber you baitposting faggot. She makes toddlerslop videos, and got most of her fame before vtubers were even a thing
Anonymous No.101769065 [Report]
>>101736716
Actual grandmother hands wtf
Anonymous No.101769138 [Report]
>>101745754
If you want her to join Hololive, don't be an asshole to her.
Anonymous No.101769147 [Report]
>>101737124
>'I like to enjoy things'
>express it in the most rational, normal way possible
>schizo
You are a nigger.
Anonymous No.101769468 [Report]
>>101737055
But it's not a content for kids. She is too sexy for them.
Anonymous No.101769548 [Report]
>>101736716
The funnies part is realizing that Mikeneko is barely any younger.
Anonymous No.101770251 [Report] >>101773860
>>101769039
She's been an active vtuber for the past 3 years and has gained 4mil subs since becoming one.
Anonymous No.101770486 [Report]
>>101736407 (OP)
Kek /vt/ is dead
Anonymous No.101770488 [Report]
>>101769039
Literally since her ‘debut’ she’s gone all-in with being a vtuber. Never dropped it. Even met her artistmama irl and has new outfits on the way. It’s not some gimmick to Cookie. She also is amazing at piloting the model which makes it so expressive. You have to be some /#/faggot to think she’s not a vtuber.
Anonymous No.101770506 [Report]
>>101736716
Yes?SAG HEX
Anonymous No.101772480 [Report] >>101772681
I’ve never heard of cookie before, but she seems really nice.
Anonymous No.101772681 [Report] >>101772937
>>101772480
She's a lovely old lady https://files.catbox.moe/pnlewd.mp4
Anonymous No.101772737 [Report]
>>101736716
Those are 50+ years old hands
Anonymous No.101772740 [Report]
>>101736716
>Both are roughly the same age
>One panders to children
>One panders to people who shouldn't be near children
Anonymous No.101772819 [Report] >>101773899
>>101737124
It's kind of frustrating how women are allowed in society to collect toys without being judged as childish and immature oh but if a man has a single Funko of his favourite movie on his work desk everyone looks at him like a giant man baby
>Inb4: funkos are for immature retards
Thanks for proving my point
Anonymous No.101772910 [Report]
>>101739554
>Why are kiddy fiddlers so sensitive?
I'd say something but I'd get a 3-day for "racism"
Anonymous No.101772937 [Report] >>101772964
>>101772681
>No breast physics
Into the trash it goes.
Anonymous No.101772946 [Report]
>>101745754
she'll never live stream, anon.
Anonymous No.101772964 [Report] >>101773061
>>101772937
iron vertex doesn't do twitchslop models
Anonymous No.101773000 [Report]
>>101739085
>owns 6 horses
So she's a millionaire huh, why the fuck does she needs a husband in the first place?
Anonymous No.101773061 [Report] >>101773301
>>101772964
>Only twitchtuber whores have breast physics
retard
Anonymous No.101773186 [Report] >>101773625 >>101773978 >>101774474 >>101777771
I'm unironically a fan of Cookie so I'll give a qrd.

Her hands look older than she actually is because she has a dry hands condition https://files.catbox.moe/td3sem.mp4 and because she's often working hard outdoors looking after all her animals and riding horses (she's a horse menhera and has another horse youtube channel with millions of subs https://www.youtube.com/@honeyhearts27). It's also why she's quite brown because she's out in the sun a lot.

Cookie is a multimillionaire and roughly 40-45. Her channel is practically dead at this point relative to what it used to be, but she cares a lot for the older fans that remained and is living a comfy life making content for them and takes vtubing seriously. Since becoming a vtuber, she hasn't been making youtube kids content. All her videos have comments enabled so they're just normal uploads. A lot of her current fans basically see her as a virtual mom who raised them. She was a Lamy fan which probably explains why she went with the same artist. Her design is loosely based off a Roblox character she created years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50G9D2EoflU&t=1023s

She still earns a lot with all the VODs on her channel(s). Probably around $500K-1M a year. She quietly does a lot for local charities but doesn't make a point of it. Donates a lot of toys to kids in hospitals. She wears her own girly pink merch outside and wears children's makeup and doesn't care what people think. Cookie is video-only and doesn't stream, although she's recently shown interest in collaborating with vtubers. She's a shy hag and probably doesn't know how to approach people and avoids most social media platforms, so it's hard for people to contact her, too. She has a new outfit Lamymama outfit in the works. Cookie also has a youtube channel aimed at teens and above https://www.youtube.com/@Sugar8Cupcake which isn't linked anywhere, it's basically pure luck to find it although some Sims videos went viral a while back. She has a pregnancy and baby fetish which has been a common theme throughout her career on youtube, especially when playing Sims.
Anonymous No.101773301 [Report]
>>101773061
my oshi isn't a whore so her tits don't jiggle either
she has vbridger-enhanced face tracking and her hair moves around nicely
Anonymous No.101773625 [Report] >>101773686 >>101773755
>>101773186
Nice try cookie, but I'm still not going to watch any of your content or let my little nephews watch it.
And the vtuber model it is a gimmick to revive your channel no matter what you say.
Anonymous No.101773686 [Report] >>101773724
>>101773625
go watch your lazy catfish whore then lmao
Anonymous No.101773724 [Report] >>101774150
>>101773686
And who said I was a fan of Saba?
Anonymous No.101773755 [Report] >>101773801
>>101773625
>being an anti of CookieSwirlC OF ALL PEOPLE
How and why did this happen to you? Indulge my curiousity before i tell you to kill yourself.
Anonymous No.101773779 [Report]
>>101736716
The fuck, her hands are shaking like an alcoholic's
Anonymous No.101773793 [Report] >>101773859
>>101736407 (OP)
>one started as a Vtuber from the very beginning.
>one didn't (which is why you see most retards say 'not a Vtuber'.
Can you guess which one I'm talking about? Hint its not the top.
Anonymous No.101773801 [Report] >>101773828
>>101773755
>Not being interested in someone's content = being an anti
You should be the one to kill yourself.
Anonymous No.101773828 [Report] >>101773863
>>101773801
>i-i j-just simply don't want to watch--
Nobody cares, nigger. Being so vocal doesn't help your case.
Anonymous No.101773834 [Report]
>>101736407 (OP)
This toddler grooming Cookie bitch will never be accepted as a vtuber
Anonymous No.101773846 [Report] >>101773900
>>101740003
corpo cuck detected
Anonymous No.101773859 [Report] >>101773919
>>101773793
Cookie has gained 4M subs since becoming a vtuber. She had 17M subscribers at debut in 2022. A lot of that momentum was from her previous content, so lets say 2M subs. Gura already had her 1M+ sub Senzawa channel which gave her a massive boost at debut, including new Hololive branch buff and COVID buff and cunny buff and accidental viral meme buff. Cookie had none of that. She just put out a 2 minute debut video announcing she'll now have a vtuber avatar to make her content more engaging for she was mostly hidden and then continued as she was.
Anonymous No.101773860 [Report]
>>101770251
And? You do not unironically believe she gained those subs because she suddenly got a vtuber model, right? You can not be this retarded
Anonymous No.101773863 [Report]
>>101773828
>You...you ca..can't express your opinion if is something i disagree with
Go back
Anonymous No.101773870 [Report]
>>101736716
Imagine the handjobs
Anonymous No.101773899 [Report]
>>101772819
It’s so funny when I see YouTube comments by women saying that men are allowed to have childish interests and women aren’t.

Just because her brother teased her for liking Sanrio or Barbie, is not the same as being a man who likes Sanrio / ponies etc and gets called a faggot or furry or pedo by everyone.
The worst a woman can get called for doing the same thing, is “BPD” or “daddy issues” which are even considered sexy.
Anonymous No.101773900 [Report]
>>101773846
seethe cumbud
Anonymous No.101773919 [Report] >>101773955 >>101774059 >>101774194
>>101773859
It doesn't matter if she gained 4 million subs, anon. If she didn't start as a Vtuber from 0 subs then she isn't a Vtuber. Even >>101769039 says it but we all know he's saying that because he's a direhard chumbie (or whatever Saba's fanbase is called) and he doesn't like a literal 'who' having more subs than Gooba / saba.
Anonymous No.101773955 [Report] >>101773972
>>101773919
According to who? (You), a random faggot on 4chinz? LMAO.
Anonymous No.101773972 [Report] >>101773989 >>101773996
>>101773955
>According to who?
The majority of /vt/, retard.
Anonymous No.101773978 [Report]
>>101773186
>horse girl
Good for you if you like her, but that's a big yike.
Anonymous No.101773989 [Report]
>>101773972
Lmao. Take your meds, you're seeing people that aren't there.
Anonymous No.101773996 [Report]
>>101773972
I didn't vote for that.
Anonymous No.101774016 [Report]
Uh oh, pedophile melty!
Anonymous No.101774059 [Report]
>>101773919
>If she didn't start as a Vtuber from 0 subs then she isn't a Vtuber
Literally the most retarded logic that doesn't apply to any other industry or field. Also if you join a corpo you get instant subs before any content has been uploaded. It's like me saying Saba isn't a vtuber because she streams, for vtubers used to be video-only so anyone streaming with an avatar these days is a fake vtuber.
Anonymous No.101774150 [Report] >>101774190
>>101773724
only her fans SEETHE about cookie, it's not rocket science
Anonymous No.101774190 [Report] >>101774241
>>101774150
>Exceptions do not exist
Are you unironically autistic?
Anonymous No.101774194 [Report]
>>101773919
>If she didn't start as a Vtuber from 0 subs then she isn't a Vtuber
Yeah all Hololive subs are earned for they all debut at 0 subscribers and have to work hard to get noticed by the masses.
Anonymous No.101774241 [Report] >>101774392
>>101774190
why are you still seething if it's not true? :)
Anonymous No.101774392 [Report] >>101774413
>>101774241
Because I hate being called a liar or accused of something I'm not
I don't care about that old bitch, she can have 50 100 million subscribers and be jesus reincarnated and I still wouldn't care about her content or let my infant family members see it and inb4 I wouldn't let them watch Saba either being perfectly honest
Anonymous No.101774413 [Report] >>101774575
>>101774392
what vtubers would you let your young family members watch?
Anonymous No.101774474 [Report] >>101774590 >>101774629
>>101773186
Thanks for an explanation, I appreciate it. I'm not someone familiar with her, but just because anons use her to shitpost plus I'm a little bit of a numberfag myself, I started having a bad opinions about her. Not for any particular reason, it just happened. Don't get me wrong, now that I read your description I'm not suddenly interested in her, but I view her in a completely different way. Seems like she just does her thing and enjoys it, without a care what do the others think. Which is, dare I say, very based in this day and age. So, going forward I won't be swayed by shitposrers that easily.
Anonymous No.101774575 [Report] >>101775161
>>101774413
Korone, Mio, Pekora
Well that would be if they could understand Japanese, but I'd rather my nephews watch bluey and shit like that.
Anonymous No.101774590 [Report]
>>101774474
If you like numbers, then look what youtube did to Cookie's channel last year. They slaughtered her.
Anonymous No.101774629 [Report]
>>101774474
Unfortunately after the hack we've been left with a higher proportion of shitposters compared to pre-hack, so you really need to approach most posts with extreme discrimination.
Anonymous No.101774701 [Report]
>>101739085
>unmarried
>childless
>owns 6horses
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm????
Anonymous No.101774748 [Report]
stop shitposting about my choccy mommy!
Anonymous No.101775048 [Report]
>conversion account
At this point I'm convinced the only reason this shit is still posted is to try and shill an e-celeb no one on this board would ordinarily give a shit about.
Anonymous No.101775161 [Report]
>>101774575
>westoid slop
grim for your relatives
Anonymous No.101777771 [Report]
>>101773186
you guys be sure to advice her well, most vtubers will only take advantage and maybe even fake some drama to take advantage of any collab with her, she remains quite clean, it will be a shame to see her involved on shit thanks to some random grifter.
Anonymous No.101777812 [Report]
>>101736716
get some hand lotion bitch
Anonymous No.101778217 [Report] >>101778341
>>101736407 (OP)
Bait isn't even good. Sure she has more subs but most of them are dead subs from her fans growing up. Her career is on the decline for over 5 years, and she never streamed. She's hiding her inability to stream. If she did, ccv will be below 10k on the regular.
Anonymous No.101778341 [Report]
>>101778217
It's the view difference. Saba's debut was arguably the biggest EN indie debut and event there will ever be and it's VOD views will peak around 3M. Cookie made some random low effort <20m gameplay video and got 25M like it was nothing.
Anonymous No.101778347 [Report] >>101778432
>>101744851
Why would they hire someone that doesn't stream. Is she even capable of talking live? I can't find any evidence of her live streaming once.
Anonymous No.101778432 [Report]
>>101778347
She was one of the first youtubers and even made video content pre-youtube. She's old school and is used to the workflow of editing then uploading. It's just the era she's from. I'm sure she would adapt quickly to streaming if she gave it a go.
Anonymous No.101780254 [Report]
>>101736716
>laChinkPlastic
Okay, i hate her now.