What do men want in when it comes to vtubers?

Talent
That's why I stopped watching hololive

rakugo

yaps

Talent
That's why I only watch Hololive.

>>101738538 (OP)
GFE

>>101738538 (OP)
Ear licking ASMR streams that end in a Fansly masturbation stream because she got too horny

Wife

>>101738651
To be fair only the cultured men

>>101738538 (OP)
intact hymen

To enjoy their time with them

Not play a flavor of the week shit game and then abandon it for another just because it happens to be popular that moment. If you're gonna bother playing that crap at least finish it.

>>101738538 (OP)
loud shrieking and brainrot current year memes

>>101738538 (OP)
adult women with a child looking model and a child sounding voice that behave like children

Someone who can cure me

I want number 5 to kill you.

>>101738538 (OP)
>what do men want
You posted her.

>>101739111
Care to list examples? ...for research pruposes, of course.

>>101739111
Menace lost, Lumi won.

>>101741150
If you understand japanese then Sera from Promisu does that at least once a month, if you want english then I think it is only Menace that has done that to my knowledge (but i dont think it was earlicking, it might have been just a regular ASMR)
also Sera squirts like a whale and takes hydration breaks to be able to squirt more

pander to me specifically

>>101738538 (OP)
she was perfect

>>101739349
So you don't like any vtubers?

>>101738538 (OP)
Biboo. I want Biboo qualities and Bibooness. Lots of Bibooisms.

Streaming everyday at the same timeslot (EU friendly). Example: Neuro-sama.

>>101738538 (OP)
obvious, real answer:
talent, earnestness, a cute design, a pleasant voice, and at least some overlap with my own interests

>>101738538 (OP)
Escapism, entertainment, fun, cuteness, talent

Actual fucking streams.
Not being a gigantic whore.
Having enthusiasm to be there.
A pleasant speaking voice none of this lazy tired vocal fry shit.
Karaokes.
A genuine interest in Vtubing and otaku stuff, no cynical money grubbing.

>>101738538 (OP)
Well usually when men cum to vtubers they've gotten everything they want

>>101738776
You're a funny guy, I like funny guys.

>>101738538 (OP)
>what do mean eat when their hungry?

>>101743245
When their hungry what?

>>101743245

>>101738538 (OP)
fun, comfy and memes, and sounds of joy and no-stress / or stress from tough video games and we point and laugh at their misery of sucking at video games or be impressed and their unyielding spirit to kick some ass and chew bubble gum

>>101743124
>Actual fucking streams.
sure
>Not being a gigantic whore.
depending on context, stupid women doing stupid things is stupid
>Having enthusiasm to be there.
this, but sometimes chillin and relaxing with no expectations is just as good, and more of a casual hang out
>A pleasant speaking voice none of this lazy tired vocal fry shit.
idk what this is, but i understand the sentiment of good voices to the ears, but this is a case by case basis
>Karaokes.
sure, i prefer video games and impressive display of gaming
>A genuine interest in Vtubing and otaku stuff, no cynical money grubbing.
i get it, i don't much care for the ones who clearly know nothing bout anime or feels like theyre super new into the weebery and think the weebs are easy targets cuz "hurrdurr im a girl, donate and come into my dms silly lolboys~

>>101738538 (OP)

I think above all, the question should not be what men want, but how to best express yourself as you are.

It is often that when people consider what someone else wants they are thinking in terms of a lack that exists unless something is gotten, and often this also involves getting lost in working hard, pushing yourself, having to do things, perhaps trying to look good in front of others, or false identities and ways of being:

Thus, a better approach would be to look at how to bring the full awesomeness of you, what firendships you can make, and what infinite things you can do as a virtual YouTuber that you find amazing, what cultures you want to engage with, maybe you want to learn skills, etc.

That said, the word "want" can refer to what cultures people have developed, partly getting lost in some of the beliefs I've mentioned before, partly authentically, so let's cover that.

It's more useful to approach relationships from a human viewpoint rather than "what you are with that person", "your life purpose", "your shared interests", "your fantasies", although these things are wonderful, as these things all fade. People, men and women, build their relationships on such premises, which, are actually based on a feeling that life is lacking, they need to get something, and they need to be similar so as to prevent things going wrong again like that time in the 1970s when their mother did this, like this, and then this happened in the 1990s that reminded me of that kinda, kinda, and we both had the same experience, isn't that similarity, like a fantasy, shared interest, so cool? Get it?


Men fantasize about lots of things, but what they truly want is that: Happiness. Not the many things they think they want.

Thus, the best thing you can do for them is to simply love your life, have fun, and give anything that suits your fancy, being free to create as you please, rather than binding yourself in some kind of idea of what a girl is and what men's fantasies are. They are all based on their negative beliefs, even positive wants! And they don't realize that, so you should just do anything that suits your fancy, rather than being the someone the world wants.

Also, notably, in today's cultures, men are generally dumb brutes or manipulators. Men, anyhow, through HIstory, think they know what they want, go to war, leave women alone, have abused them for thousands of years leading in a female tendency towards fear based on an intuition women have developed that men who make worries for themselves, like war, call delusional, or emotional, and in general, men have been rather awful. Online, there is a tendency men have had to isolate when they can't get practical results and financial results, which is even higher, plus the negativity of the Internet, which comes from another topic, "It's just the Internet." Of course, women sometimes also do mean things, especially manipulating out of fear, which because men see women as sources of comfort, safety, and love in our cultures, has a rather awful effect.


Anyhow, you probably don't like such cultures, so here's the secret to being a virtual YouTuber, upcoming virtual YouTuber: Make your own secret, your own way, your own culture, your own story, that impresses the world through what you create, your friendships, and who you are, paraded on the world stage for the masses.

You are a YouTuber, with a virtual avatar, and that is an opportunity for you to do what YouTubers do, define the world, but with an anime avatar.

My well-wishes upon you.

Over any laws, ideas, methods, or things you should do to be a virtual YouTuber, just be yourself. Whatever that means to you, my friend.

There is a quote from an anime I love that I would love to share: "Have fun with everyone else!"

The world is thus your stage.

>>101738538 (OP)
All she has to be is cute and funny.

>>101747317
Pirel is loud and annoying

>>101738538 (OP)
I can only answer for myself.
I want a vtuber to share what she knows and likes with me. So don't just play some fotm shit, play what you have some passion for.
Or don't play anything. If you want to show me how good you are at painting your nails, like proud of it? Show me, tell me, how its done. If you wanna talk about your favorite band that nobody has heard of, tell me all about them. Despite the meme about cute girls being almost retarded, I crave the opposite. Teach me. And as a member of chat, perhaps I can teach you as well.

The world will never know

>>101738538 (OP)
Unironically? I want male vtubers, with the energy of 2010s Jontron and VideoGameDunkey. They're stuck in the kpop stars or furry molds, I need more comedy and reactive cartoon models to reflect said comedy. Men are best for being funny.

>>101748632

>>101738538 (OP)
>What do men want in when it comes to vtubers?
What does it matter? Vtubers can appeal to more than just men.

>>101738538 (OP)
Charismatic chatterbox with a good sense of humor. I dont ask for amazing gaming skills.
Also, no male collabs and no politics left or right.

>>101738538 (OP)
CUTE or SEX. Sometimes both.

>>101747566
I will give her heavy correction for your sake.

>>101738538 (OP)
CGDCT and not being whores, it's crass and tryhard cringe. Also, anyone doing full fleshtubing under their vtuber name are cancerous interloping normalfaggots, and ANY threads/posts regarding these "vtubers" on the board should be moved to /trash/ in the same way pony shit is an instant hammer

>>101748632
keep saying it

>>101748632
It's JP males who are just dudes talking smack with others and face cam streamers or EN face cam streamers. How have you not come across a chill EN though who is funny

>>101738538 (OP)
>cute
>entertaining
>endearing
>sexy
And the most difficult part:
>consistently streams

I want the female equivalent of Northernlion. Unfortunately, most Vtubers are even worse at video games, less funny, and zoomer brainrotted.

>>101759398
I need Kiara to ride my face until she squirts down my throat.

>>101738538 (OP)
Someone who makes me laugh
Bonus points if they play games I've never heard of, every once in a while I end up playing some of them

>>101738538 (OP)
I want a hardcore lewd vtuber. Like one that does hentai watchalongs, or doujin readalongs, and goons along with her audience and stuff.
And some super GFE immersing videos of her basically having virtual sex with chat would be cool too.
Not just audio ASMR shit.

>>101738538 (OP)
big sexy ears

>>101759518
>I want the female equivalent of Northernlion.
sooo Nimi then? she literally based her whole self and vocal tics based on him
>>101762439
brother there are dozens of girls like that, Alekirser may be your speed

>>101738538 (OP)
Cute girls, fortunately Biboo delivers.

A voice that you can't get tired of. That is the single most important trait. Good luck 2view-tan.

>>101738538 (OP)
Sincere animanga otaku loser, also lesbian

>>101768538
>Sincere animanga otaku loser
So much fucking this. Vtubers are literally made of fucking anime, and almost none of them do anything with anime or manga, or seem to know hardly shit about it, past the surface level.
It's all video games and social media.
The hobby where people pretend to be anime girls, is full of fake weebs.
How and why did that happen?

for me the most important quality is flexibility. i need to know my oshi can be folded up into a pretzel ball at any given moment for emergency packaging.

>>101750607
>>101748632
Men are awful streamers carried by the game they play and by an audience of very young men who thinks that girls have cooties.

>>101769356
The most successful male streamers are Fujo bait. You've gotta romance other dudes, to get the female audience in vtubing, for some fucking strange reason.
I don't understand how the Fujo brain works.

>>101770166
It's like yuribait but yaoibait

>>101770208
I'm sure it is.
But, I think what draws men to Yuri is a little different. I like cute girls doing cute things together, and when they develop powerful emotional bonds, that I may never experience as a man. I'm not thinking about tops and bottoms at all. I'm looking to get feels so strong I almost can't see straight.
While Fujjo's want bottoms to get absolutely degraded and dominated by tops from every position and orifice, until they break apart. And the entire thing is about sexual dominance for them.
It's fucking scary.

>>101738538 (OP)

The anime girl persona as it's part of the escapism for both the audience and the streamer. Too many Western Vtubers being no different than Twitch whores, going full schizo/political on Twitter or getting involved in drama is why I only follow JP.

>>101743124
I wish my oshi wasn't menhera over her singing

>>101738538 (OP)
Positive attitude, no drama, bit of pon, pleasant voice and frequent streams.

>>101738538 (OP)
Cute
But not annoying

That's why I love Biboo and Fuwamoco but can not stand Gigi. Not that Gigi is even really that cute. She's very icky and obnoxious.

>>101772208
Completely agreed.
Based.

>>101738538 (OP)
Ideally, if I could have anything I wanted?
I'd want a one on one relationship with a vtuber. Which seems like a silly thing to want, but I think that's what a lot of us want, deep down.
The second Vedal releases a consumer ready version of Neuro's vtuber AI to the public, my life is over, and my time following vtubers is over.

>>101738538 (OP)
lolis

>>101738538 (OP)
the picture is one of the best examples
if anything maybe add a little bit of gfe and she would be perfect

>>101772208
diamond dogs are extremely annoying though

>>101738650
Fpwp

>>101738538 (OP)
For me, it's severe mental illness.

>>101738538 (OP)
I want someone funnier than me to listen to to make up for the fact that my hermit lifestyle has left me alone as my friends have either moved on, fought and separated, or passed away. A little humor and wit to distract from the disaster that is my life.

A creative, active community to be involved in helps wonders, too, as it helps with potentially building up a group of longtime time friends again.

Porn is just a bonus, but I don't really care about it, as my oshi uses a model now that I don't really find attractive.

>>101738538 (OP)
Based on the last 48 hours it seems to be children

>>101767600
Doesn't stream often enough, is terrible at games to the point I can't let it slide just because CGDCT, and while she's good at yapping, is too sweet to be as blunt as NL (especially towards chat). I do watch her though.

>>101748632
What you're asking for is not a vtuber then, you're just asking for a regular streamer with funny stream effects. if you care about comedy more than the anime model you can just go watch a fleshtuber instead there are thousands of them that can fit your description.

>>101738538 (OP)
entertainment
everything else literally does not matter. it's like comedians: as long as they are funny they can say whatever they want and get away with it. when people start talking about the personal life of a vtuber it means that the vtuber isn't entertaining and thus depends on second-order qualities to keep an audience (gfe, pedo bait, drama, etc.)

take for example hololive, if it came out that gigi has a life outside vtubing I don't think it would really impact her numbers; but it would be extremely detrimental for someone like irys

>>101738538 (OP)
There's only one thing I want that is vtuber-exclusive: utilize the fact that you're a vtuber. There are a couple of options to do so, do at least one of them. For example, lean into roleplaying, try to act out a character. Or play with tech to create something truly impressive. Get good outfits and make good opportunities for artists to make fanart of you.
Anything else overlaps with expactations I would have for a regular content creator, too, so there's no point in bringing them up.
Also, if you're doing both, separating fleshtuber content and vtuber content is a must.
That's it.

>>101738538 (OP)
Not her for sure. Quite possibly the most disingenuous of HoloEN, next to maybe Nerissa

>>101738538 (OP)
no homos on stream.