Thread 101738644

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▼Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
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▼Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
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▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
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▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
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▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
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▼Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)
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▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
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▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
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▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
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▼Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
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▼Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
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▼Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
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▼Clio Aite クリオ・アイテ (EN)
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▼Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
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▼Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
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▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
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▼Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
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▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
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▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN) [Hort]
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Previous Thread: >>101728658

don't know about you, but I am ready for terrors of transmission assembly

coconut bra...

Bratty Runatic baking bread

where strims?

God damn.

Panko, I think you put her one tier too low...

>>101738757
This is Phase. We don't do streams

>>101738757
lemon in 15 minutes, saba in two months if you are lucky

>>101738644 (OP)
Hoochie mama I love Runie!

Clara should come to church with me

>>101738917
i dont speak japaneseeee

I LOVE MY MOM

Irish Coffee in the morning with my gf Runie

>>101738644 (OP)
Runie sexo

runie’s hands have that “alcohol puffiness” to them if you guys know what i mean
worrisome

>>101738933
better the devil you know than the devil you don't

>>101738982
nah, considering her build her hands are too slim.

>>101738982
Some faggot will cry, piss and shit about it put she's on the first stages of severe alcoholism. I should know.

>>101738982
Waterfags in bodybags

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>101739102
weekend alcoholics is a thing. first couple years you drink only on Fridays, then Saturdays, then three days, but then you do not notice when you were drunk for two whole weeks.

>>101739102
>>101739033

>Barely sleep
>Chug caffeine to stay awake
>Can't eat because of all the caffeine
Reeeeeeeeee

>>101739176
Stop whining and boot up the stream Lumi

>>101739176
>to stay awake
Why?

>>101739176
just wait bro

>>101739176
caffeine doesn't' work on me, I have no idea why, I can drink a cup of coffee and go to bed right after

>Hair of the dog stream
>No alcohol

>>101739265
rused again

>>101739229
>I have no idea why
It's a placebo, you'll need a gallon to really get the effects

>>101739265
>Hair of the dog
is referred to recovering from hangover
I know that only because of potion names in KCD

so when is jellys sextape coming out?

Saba

Runie is kinda "big boned"

>>101739348
2 weeks
straight after lumi's high end escort work recordings

>Eating plain white rice is like eating slices of plain white bread, it's bad macros
Asian Connect... Don't look... These trvth nvkes will blind you...

>>101739346
No it's not, it's referred to as having a little bit of alcohol in the morning (that's the "hair of the dog") after drinking the night before to avoid the hangover.

>>101736453
>summer

Runie is going on a diet

Finland simulator time
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Sub to memory on twitch to snipe one of the founder badges

>>101739418
nyo :)

>>101739387
sweet. Dont care about the lemon tho

>>101739431
why would I care about that shit? Memory probably doesn't even know how Twitch works outside of hitting the live button lol

>>101739468
Grooming potential

>>101739387
I remember years ago when one of her soundpacks leaked. Embarrassing GFE shit. "Oooh, don't tell anyone we're here. Just the two of us..." while in a whispery voice kinda shit. Prostitution of a lesser evil maybe.

>>101739371
proof?

>>101739480
I don't know japanese and she doesn't know english or my native language.
It's not gonna happen.

>>101739495
>he doesn't know

>>101739503
That sounds like you arent grooming hard enough

>>101739211
I work on Sunday mornings

>>101739495
Runie is the most public talent, are you kidding?

>>101739371
yeah my big bone iykwim

>>101739418
What are things like in Finland?

>>101739511
yeah bro, lemme groom her with emotes and broken translated shitty japanese, that'll surely get me into her fairy panties.

>>101739102
Runie please we just want to help you...

>>101739468
not funny, some phases have trouble finding 'go live' button

>>101739351
Wrong thread

>>101739535
Most people believe this.

>>101739516
But why stay awake? At least sleep a few hours before work, man.

>>101739468
Memory smart and good woman. Don't be mean.

>>101739578
im an idiot

[Lumi news] Reddit deleted her Warhammer timeline

>woman
dropped

>>101739575
I did, but 3 hours doesn't cut it anymore

>>101739634
Much like her gaming, she probably can't be bothered to read the posting rules.

Tummy stopped hurting for a while, maybe i can stream today

>>101739699
Fair enough

>>101739729
i curse you to have tummy hort again if you stream

>>101738901
Fishman make her dreams come true.

>>101739711
What rule would posting a lore timeline trip? "No fun allowed?"

>>101739770
>stand up to get water
>tummy hurts again
I hate you

>>101739729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghxzLw2wRis

dont tell me sakana actually thinks clios numbers are real and hes rushing her 3d

If so he's hopelessly retarded

Runie is so old she had to sow her own schoolgirl outfits because you couldn’t buy them online like nowadays

SEETHE

>>101739800
>reddit
>No fun allowed
yeah that checks out

>>101739861
That was only just a decade ago

mari needs to bring back her old model. no not that one, the other one

>>101739852
She could very easily do what Runie just did and make her own, or pay someone to make it for her.

>>101739861
damn

gotta fuck the greaseball amirite fellas

>>101739845
told you

>>101739861
Like cosplays or actual school uniforms? What kind of broke school district doesn't sell those

>>101739852
It was most likely in the works well before she debuted. She said she would have a new outfit not terribly far in the future as well.

How is Mari Mari Underscore EN coping with how big a shitshow the switch 2 is so far?

[Lumi news] she went to the church to confess and the priest called her a whore

>>101739868
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rcTR3InhIC4

>>101739987
Cosplay.

I'm happy my oshi Pippa finally embraced her irl hair situation. Maybe she'll finally abandon the Asmongold combover and get a wig.

>>101739845
>>101739976 (me)
the only way to remove it is to post tits

>>101739994
I dont play vidga, what happened lad?

Reminder that Runie thinks that zoomer fujos like Lia and Eimi are casuals who can't even begin to comprehend the true meaning of the words "ryona" and "yandere."

the point of convergence will be here at phase connect the vtubing world and nature will unify and the kingdom of heaven will be achieved

>>101739994
it'll be fine someone will figure out a way to cook it with homebrew then she'll play the same pokemon game she plays xd on it and be happy.

>>101740091
Releases with just lmao 1game, and that game is open world slop
Devs see everyone's skipping the open world slop and release a balance patch that removes the ability to skip
If there are multiple profiles on a console, Nintendo apparently bans the entire console the moment any of them catch a ban

>>101740007
good call from that priest

Runie LOVES her ESL viewers

>>101740155
yeah, (you)

>Cursive is not useless! It's beautiful and it's much faster to write with! You're being so inefficient writing in print! Learn cursive!
Zoomerbros...

[Lumi news] She has mommy issues

[Lumi not news] she has mommy issues

>>101740210
>>101740211
Not news

Runie gave me an idea: if you want to exclude ESLs, write in cursive

>>101740210
>>101740211
3 Years late

>>101740229
I can read cursive.

>>101740229
isn't it the americans that can't write cursive?

>>101740224
>>101740211(me)
yeah, i literally said not news

>>101740210
>>101740211
How is this news?

>>101740210
>>101740211
Mommy issues girls are always the best. How come she is a hoe then? Exception to the rule that confirms the existence of the rule?

[Lumi news] Women are warned against and scared of mamma's boys

>>101739984
*Cums*

>>101740287
I think that's the first time I've ever heard her admit it out loud.

>>101740140
oh...

Well atleast XB2's performance is increased and it's in 4k now right haha... right?

>>101740294
>How come she is a hoe then?
she lived alone in a NY penthouse, think of this what you want

>>101740263
Yeah their school system is beyond fucked

>>101740333
alone? I thought she lived with her sugarbaby roommate who is certainly 100% undoubtedly not her

[Lumi News]
She has a father, and a daddy

>>101740210
>>101740211
What's the difference between mommy and daddy issues?

Marry panko Lumi

>>101740391
that's a different place

>>101740410
daddy issues you become a whore
mommy issues you can't be happy with what you have and must strive further forever
don't know which is worse.

>>101740410
>mommy issues
emotional detachment and trust issues
>daddy issues
attention seeking and sleeping around

>>101740395
Why did she delete it from the VOD and lie in the edit about why?

>>101740333
>alone

>>101740410
mommy issues girls seek deep connections like a daughter would with her mother
daddy issues girls seek male attention and are absolute whores.

>>101740391
You think she'd afford that on her own? It is the most stereotypical bachelor place to live in, and the sidepiece comment really got under her skin that time. Make of that what you will.

>>101740229
Most countries with Latin alphabet teach cursive, in fact you see it in any business that tries to look fancy

>>101740410
father instills discipline and guidance
mother provides affection and love
theoritically, anyways

so daddy issues person is constantly seeking to be corrected
mommy issues person was raised without love and has a void in their heart

>the king labubu is brown, i don't know why you'd want him
Lumi please

>>101740520
>You think she'd afford that on her own?
her parents are russian, in russian culture it's fine to support your child even if they are living alone.

>>101740520
I dont really watch lumi, she always seemed fake to me. What was that sidepiece comment. I need context

>>101740331
I wouldn't pay much attention to the negative Switch 2 news right now. There's too much false info and ragebait flying around.

JERRY

>>101740532
See: char aznable

>>101740569
>russian
Russian JEWS, anon.

>>101740229
Last I checked, the entirety of eastern europe is ESL.

>Girls wasting their money buying ugly shit is a recession indicator
Chat, is this real?

RATE THE EVIL WOMAN
RATE THE RISIN’
RATE THE RUSIN’
RATE THE YAPPING
RATE THE STREAM

>>101740625
The entirety of Europe.
The Brits especially.

>>101740635
Yes.
Make sure to donate next stream

Ha ha ha! Runie is gone. Now there's nobody to watch but Lumi. You have no choice! You have no excuse!

Lumi is the type of wife that would beat your child over the slightest misbehavior

>>101740622
unironically there is no major difference, soviet culture is pretty homogeneous

NOT WATCHING LYING WOMAN

>>101740664
good

>>101740660
Now THAT is evil.

>>101740664
good, they need to be disciplined

>>101740643
Always 10. Every time.

>>101740660
somebody please reach to jelly and tell her to stop fucking her boyfriend and fucking stream

>>101740643
Was rused. Expected her to drink. 10/10

>>101740664
Lumi is to much of a wimp to hit anyone

>>101740664
She just might. Although I think she would use psychological torture primarily. But shes clearly said on stream kids do need a smack sometimes

if you see this is a recession marker

>>101740331
>XB2's performance is increased
yes
>and it's in 4k now
no, it still runs in handheld mode out the dock and maintains the horrendously low dynamic resolution that comes with it.

>>101740660
Watch Pico, eop

>>101740714
I don't get it

DESUWA

>>101740691
Boyfriend here. I'll tell her

>>101740569
>Renting a penthouse
>in New York
>on her own
I doubt they're THAT rich.
>>101740595
When she first told about this on stream a chatter accused her of being someone's sidepiece, she read it out loud and was audibly upset.

Lumi is the type of wife who will pop your son's cherry on his 16th birthday

I swear to god a ton of the burnout amateur financebros you see talking about a recession on /biz/ and twitter and shit are just looking for an excuse for why they're so fucking poor
>Lumi's chat saying they're hoping for a market crash to "reset prices so they're not so poor anymore"
KEK this literally happened in real time as I was writing this out.
A recession will not drop prices.
The housing bubble will not pop.
This will not be a silver bullet to make you less poor.
If you thought you're poor now, just wait until there actually is a market crash, then you'll see what REAL poverty actually is.
Shitcoincucks who think their crypto will be safe haven are in for an extremely rude awakening.

>>101740756
>I doubt they're THAT rich.
they drive BMW, one is engineer the other is cancer researcher, they are on an upper end of middle class

>>101740763
>16th
If she is truly russian, it will happen on 14th birthday.

>>101740756
>When she first told about this on stream a chatter accused her of being someone's sidepiece, she read it out loud and was audibly upset.
do you have the clip?

>>101740756
i mean, she does sound like a high end escort.

[Lumi news] Vtubers are replacing strippers

We cuckposting this morning? I've though up some good ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ueg8QIt7ZTo
Idea for clioke (clio karaoke)

>>101740796
>The housing bubble will not pop.
Financebros were talking about housing bubble popping for almost 15 years at this point. "No, no, you don't get it, it's JUST around the corner. One more year, bro."

>>101740818
Good thing she can do both

>>101740836
for me it's the solo

>>101740847
>ntr love
The signs were always there...

Lumi really knows a lot about this business...

>>101740801
Beamers aren't exclusively rich people cars like Bentley or Maserati.

[Lumi news] strippers are not pretty, the pretty ones are sugar babys, she knows from personal experience

>>101740836
Nah for clio you need to pull out the early 2000s brit rock and talking heads
https://youtu.be/MEIRNj0EmH0

>>101740875
Cuckmis will deny it to this day

>>101740839
They've been trying to deliberately engineer a financial crash to force a housing pop. Reddit tried to crash the market like 3 different times during COVID with meme stocks like GME, and every single time they got shat on by Jerome Powell. They continue to seethe by this day. Accelerationists get the rope. All they're doing is hunting for a scapegoat to pin their shitty situations on, and looking to manifest one by force if it doesn't exist.

>>101740880
Nah, it's not that deep. Like, anyone with a dick can imagine giving a blowjob. Doesn't make you gay.

Pippa is the kind of wife who would be content with whatever you do to her if you buy her a horse

Runie's mom watches her stream. Who else has parent's supportive of their streams?

Iori is this true?

>>101740944
Runie's "mom"

>>101740953
me with the iori cosplayer

>>101740953
>white middle aged man with strong arms
Yeah, checks out

>>101740887
dont forget that she took pole dancing classes

>>101740944
Rie, Lia, Pippa

>>101740944
Airi's mom, aunt, and cousin watch her streams

>>101740987
oh yeah, forgot about that

>>101740987
It was a hip thing to do at the time. Like, even my mom was convinced by my sister to try it. It's like gymnastics+cardio.

>>101740807
I don't think anyone clipped that, try the archive for first mentions of Lumi and penthouse, it was immediately after she started telling about it.

>>101740944
Do siblings count?
Erina's do now and then

>>101740944
on the other end of the spectrum you have jellys parents who will literally disown her if they find out she isnt a computer engineer

>>101740984
Im going to take Rinmama's virginity

Lumi's self-identifying with a chronically retarded woman again.

>>101741023
Was your mom also convinced by buy red lingerie?

>>101741053
>Rinmama's virginity
Uuuhhhh......

>>101741061
anyone with IQ higher than 120 calls themselves stupid

>>101741088
I’m not smart but I ain’t stupid

>>101741088
Its 114 ok?

>>101741024
there are like 1000 vods in the archive

>>101741088
>>101741114
bell_curve_meme.jpg

Another talent BLASTS Sakana worship!! [clickbait thumbnail]
https://youtu.be/Y203xvgJODI?t=10780

[Lumi News]
She's starting up her escort business again

>>101741044
dont worry., her parents are off her back now that she has a boyfriend

>>101741128
>Left - Wemi going "haha, poo poo pee pee"
>Middle - Lumi: "I have eight degrees, rich parents and pretend to be an anime woman on the internet, so yeah, i am kinda retarded"
>Right - Airi: "Surely boss will appreciate the effort im putting into this job"

>>101740953
I know this probably sounds gay but the biggest disappointment in my life was discovering women don't care about love, loyalty and romance but instead just want dick, money and status. I thought they were above all that stuff so I tried to be as well because they seemed like virtues to me.

>>101741088
Can you back this claim with evidence?

>Lumi has a grad degree
In what?

[Nasa News] she's going to beat me with a bat

>>101741257
she's never said

>>101741257
Penis engineering

>>101741252
yeah thats gay. Some of them do care about love. Just dont date whores.
>>101741257
dicksucking

>>101741257
escort services

>>101741252
LMS has long been confirmed to be more than a theory. It really is about Looks, Money & Status - in that order.

>>101741023
is your mom a virgin?

>>101741262
>Nasa gets horny
>comes up to you
>pulls down pants
>points at her crotch
>"Huh?"
>silence for a second
>points again, but angrier
>"Nasa-chan, i don't ge-"
>hits you in the stomach
>fold in half and get on your knees
>she presses your face into her pussy

>>101741262
Do your best Nasa-chan! Don't worry, your English is cute!

>Lumi cloned her Discord app to keep Starbro away from her Phase account so Dizzy wouldn't be able to get to him
It's over...

>>101741257
doctor in the art of love

>>101741285
>>101741313
I know that now, that's why I care less about what women want and I'm focusing on making money so I can use the dumb sluts the way they like it.

[Lumi news] she wants starbro to visit to do fun spicy things together

>>101741125
It was a youtube stream I think, around new year.

>>101741252
>>101741362
>gay lobby psyop full force
>in vt of all places
Get the fuck out

>>101741384
if it's the NY stream, that one is like half muted

>>101740987
>dont forget that she took pole
Yeah, me

>>101741392
tabs

>>101741348
so wait, she cloned her discord to keep starbro away but apparently cant keep him away from oblivion? I think i am noticing...

>>101741044
just wait till they find out shes an e-whore

>>101741402
See Lumi simping for Sunbro after seeing his pfp. It's real.

>>101741438
Russians can't keep their hands off those pols

>>101741402
wish we could ban children and gays from internet.

>>101741475
dont forget ze germans

>>101741338
What kind of retard wouldn't understand that OBVIOUS signaling

You think Lumi gives good head?

>>101741443
You should stop. Other gumis have been banned for less.

>>101741573
No. And she's a dead fish in bed.

>>101741573
she should after 5 years of working in that field

>>101741573
No. Her clients ask her to shit on their chest.

Ai.

>>101703591
Good nini.

>>101741585
I am not a gumicuck. I am a starcuck :(

>>101741628
>20 hours ago

>>101741612
Correlates with her riding ATVs in some unnamed sand country...

>>101741252
That's why you should just be gay! You'll find loyal dudes who care about that stuff!
like me :D

>>101741658
It's all coming together

>>101741589
>flat ass
>annoying voice
>skeletal hands
>dead fish in bed
>scrapes your dick while sucking
>tainted kike blood
Literally zero appeal

>>101741648
No one ninid him

Who do you think has the prettiest vagina in Phase Connect?

>>101741670
Bros (sexually) before hoes.

>>101741658
what? When did she talk about that?
>>101741670
as much as you are a fag, divorce rates agree with what you said

>Anomalocaris on the telly
Fact: by the shape of its fins, it's likely that the aonmalocaris could not swim backwards. It was physically forced to only keep moving forward...

>>101741703
Aikkko.

>>101741670
This, but unironically. I already talked about it once, but there is something extremely fulfilling about "being wanted" sexually. Even if i wanted to, i could never explain the amount of pleasure you get from making someone cum with your hands, butt or mouth.

>>101741641
Won't stop Lumi from banning you from all phase chats since that's her playbook these days.

>>101741262
Wish I was that pillow

>>101741703
aiko

>>101741715
One of her stories from 2022 or 2023, from back when she didn't pretend to have grown up poor yet.

>>101741703
Lia

>>101741252
It's the apparently universal abuse fetish that gets me. I don't want to strangle, punch, and play psycho mindgames with women but that's what they see, to demand to make their pussy tingle, and that's the kind of man they always go for.

>>101741628
that was me
thanks anon

>>101741703
Sakana

>>101741781
Imagine Nasa being pissed at something and then slapping your butt and promising to rape you later that night?

>>101741703
Aiko

>>101741679
She's a blue eyed, blonde white woman. She'll always be in demand

I want to rub Runie's bloated tummy

>>101741716
You know I'm right though!

>>101741710
>>101741715
>>101741741
Exactly, look at the divorce rates, guys are less likely to divorce or have domestic violence situations unlike women

All we need to do is find a way for men to be pregnant or for men's sperm to be placed in an artificial womb to birth babies

>>101741703
Hime for sure

>>101741703
Panko

>>101741846
Which phaser is writing this?

You guys should talk about me more. Say something nice about menas well.

>>101741789
if its true she is 100% a fucking escort. Cant find anything on warosu tho.

>>101741573
no chance

>>101741822
white women age like milk and Lumi's due date was 5 years ago

>>101741846
>Exactly, look at the divorce rates, guys are less likely to divorce or have domestic violence situations unlike women
Don't fucking pretend like the gays aren't hyper promiscuous. They don't have high divorce rates because they never get married in the first place and spend every night with a different random stranger.

>>101741846
I swear to god this is a phaser writing this
>>101741873
RIGHT, who is this?

>>101741741
>there is something extremely fulfilling about "being wanted"
It's validation. You can get that from non-sexual affection too, but sexual is way more powerful - and the people to typically never receive sexual attention also get little to no affirmation in other spheres.

>>101741892
>women age like milk
There, i fixed it

Stop being gay. You're making me horny

>>101741873
Lia

uh oh lumi is sadgirling

>>101741941
Suck?

>>101741892
That shit is a meme. White women are only behind Asian ladies when it comes to aging gracefully

>>101741703
who is the smallest one - she

Erina, i know that studying takes a toll, and i wish you well, but gayposting on /pcg/ is not a good way to relax. You are just making local teenagers confused. What if one of us ends up playing with our butts?

>>101741950
What's the matter, she isn't getting enough attention from SunbrOcean or something?

>>101741955
why she looking at me like that

>>101741846
Welcome back from OffKai, fagknight!

>>101741988
He's AWOL today. Lumi is inconsolable

Watching retards on /vt/ pretend to understand women despite not having spoken to one who they're not related to in over a decade is always amusing
If an alien only had access to this board them trying to understand women would be like 18th century zoologists in England trying to understand platypuses

Panko should stream.

I have been at the other place since April but they have turned pcg into pcgia with avatars and IDs so now I'm back here

>>101741903
Um, statistics say differently

lia should graduate

lia stop shitting up the thread with your yaoi fantasies

>>101742034
Lia should be my girlfriend

>>101742015
>eew I have to chat with the these losers instead

>>101741981
It's not gay to massage your own prostate. The pleasure is other worldly and liberating.

>homosexuals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGpwx2rb66c

>>101741903
Same can be said about lesbians. Men are just an overall more stable.
>>101741917
>It's validation. You can get that from non-sexual affection too, but sexual is way more powerful
Yeah, i still remember the tingling sensation in my hips, when he fully unloaded into me, and i felt his whole body relaxing. It's like a second orgasm for a bottom, to see top enjoy himself so much. Although, cumming with your butt is really hard, i have to basically rape a guy for almost an hour, before climaxing. You could use your hands, but prostate orgasms are just more fulfilling.

This is either Lia or Erina doing this, but it's clearly another phaser /here/

Lumi beat my summer car already didn't she why is she still playing it

>>101742034
lia should bounce on it

>>101742089
Sumbrocean loves it.

>dead hours
>gayposting tripled
Im noticing

Honestly Lia should get on her knees and compensate us for threadshitting

>>101742089
no she didnt

>>101741988
his strong will put him in trouble again

>>101742026
I might be gay then, I just don't want retarded woman drama in my life.

I flicker gooned for 9 seconds while listening to Lia's dicksucking asmr

https://files.catbox.moe/ipku1w.mp3

if there are phasers here, they should post boobs.
if there are no phasers here, they should still post boobs.

>>101742026
Is divorce unironically women’s fault?

>>101742089
no? not even close

>>101742034
yes, to marry me

>>101742150
Approximately 70% of divorces are initiated by women

>>101742150
Yes, it's that fucking bad. Being gay will open your mind to so much peace

>>101741880
Protip for the little newfag: If it relates to Lumi, could be used for cuckposting and no one has a clip on hand it didn't actually happen. You've seen the meaningless and out of context shit they spam you really think they would skip anything worthwhile?

I will make Lia the aunt and sibling of my children

>>101741981
>What if one of us ends up playing with our butts?
That's exactly what she wants, dummy.

>>101742150
well its more a biproduct of how society treats each gender, the expectation for men is you need to fight tooth and nail to stay while women are told to flee at the first sign of turbulence

>lia mentioned
>fagposting stops right away

Being reminded of things like this makes me want to go hang myself. Someone can grow up pretty and with everything handed on a silver platter only to later LARP as having grown up poor for online clout, while some of us got to experience the real thing of being prospectless incels coming from nothing and getting nowhere.

>Male friends are easy to make! You're all in chat together! You're all friends, right?
Chat, is this real?

We should all just be gay, bros

>>101740678
I'll sit in the Hina waiting room for 20 minutes.

So, what are Lumi's interests?

Hey Lia!
Let's ERP

>>101742219
women don't have friends so they don't know what it is

>>101742239
>>101742249
I'M NOTICING

>>101742089
She hasn't even assembled a complete car, much less reach the "story" part of the game yet.

>>101742026
This is why you need to find a wife who has kinks like abuse

>>101742267
Me

>>101742267
Fashion

>>101742219
male FRIENDS are easier to make, women will posture like they are friends with other women but will drop them instantly over some dumb shit. women take like 6 months to actually solidify a friendship

>>101741981
She's only posts on /trash/.

>>101742267
Penis
Money
Fame (without the consequences of course)

>>101742219
I'm friends with all of the picofam.

>>101742267
Everything the says doesn't interest her.

Let's be honest, wouldn't it be better if we put our funds into researching male pregnancy? It'll end with dealing with women ever again

Guys, let's just calm down. Lia is not here. She is super busy and has a million better things to do. Don't get so over yourselves, you guys are not that special. You really think, Lia would spend that little free time she has, to come here and gay roleplay with you? Come on, you surely can't be this stupid, right? It's Erina probably.

>>101742126
>>101742151
>>101742285
I think I brainfarted and thought of Doki who built the engine

I'm not gonna fuck (you) just because you turned prison gay out of desperation.

>>101742312
Oh yeah? Post the Pico Flashbang to prove it

Phasers that give footjobs?

>>101742276
Ah fug he caught me

>>101742333
Focus on your Digimon cards, Dizzy.

Gonna go cuck post in da lig for a while. Bye bye.

Post Lia cum tributes

>>101742337
Shut up Lia

>>101742337
>It's Erina probably.
Its almost 3am for her.... yeah it's her.

>>101742337
we actually like erina, don't try to drag her down with you

https://youtu.be/278ceBwQqsU?t=3082
this is the Lumi stream where she talks about penthouse in NY, should be around 50-1Hr mark but I actually can't stand listening to her so I wont

>>101742349
Well, I will..

Lia will ask you to post cocks, don't fall for it.

>>101742385
Pippa

>>101742413
no i wouldn’t

>>101742333
Isn't that just impossible though? I wish it was the case but I don't see that ever happening

>>101742425
The toes......

ok pcg, which phasers do we unironically like as people?

Which talent has the cleanest armpits?

>>101742459
Not Lia.

>>101741804
My ex was like that, she wanted me to choke her and fuck her hard and the kicker was she wanted me to keep fucking her even if she said stop. Now, I have hentai induced fetishes, I enjoy porn like that but I am not that guy so I was never really able to do that for her. If she said stop I'd stop, I'm not going to keep going.

I guess I'm in the wrong there, right?

Why do you anti Lia? What did she do to you?

all phasers need to LEAVE the thread and go to sunday service right NOW

>>101741880
The implication at the time was that it was Turkey, but she refused to specify. It was back when she was talking about travelling and her rich cousins refusing to work. It's from the same era her "only 2 kitchens" lore comes from.

>>101742501
>German Russian
Simo we're gonna need you to come out of retirement

>>101742402
have some standards, most of these fuckers don't shower and are very smelly. Do you REALLY want that?

>>101742449
Those things would wrap all the way around

>>101742533
Calm down INCEL, this is a women safespace! With no dickposting, no bigotry and definetly 0 discussion about rape

>>101742500
She cucked me out of finishing in her mouth halfway through a bj

>>101742575
I can fix them though...

>>101742337
>spend time gay role-playing
Yes. Hi Lia, when you read this

>>101742620
Fix this dick

>>101742620
you're one of them you gross retard

>>101742608
Anon, it's been 2.5 years ago. Let it go.

Anyone else feel Lumi streams have been boring as shit for a while? When was the last time she played something interesting that she also enjoyed and didn't ruin with constant complaining?

>>101742663
I'm having fun, idk man skill issue I guess

>>101742663
She got lazy. And her youth is gone.

>>101742663
A little, or maybe it's just her sunbro simping that put me off.

>>101742620
All you will do is take it up the ass and cry when they beat you

>>101742645
My balls are STILL blue anon. Plus she never made it up to us

>>101742645
Yeah bro, 9/11 was 23 years ago just let it go. The USS Liberty happened 58 years ago just let it go bro. Fuck off

>>101742620
Can I get a massage?

>>101742747
people did let that second one go

>>101742500
Repeatedly and consistently shits on and disrespects her audience, and then thinks some soulless "I LOVE MY LIACONS" will make up for it.

Feels good to be a fincel.

>>101742645
Lia should let the Liacons finish in her mouth already
It's just fair

>>101742209
It's not really true though, there are plenty dumb bumfuck retards who got rich off crypto and before that it was Amazon/Facebook or some low IQ psychopath sells drugs and fucks 7 bitches a week.

>>101742838
It shouldn't, Mari's posts are just as annoying

>>101742533
No

>>101742533
I usually do but I have a sinus flu.

>>101742855
>>101742860

>>101742183
>>101742537
so which one is true?
>>101742267
finding a rich husband like sunbrocean. (fyren cant even afford a pc that runs oblivion)

Post an incredibly sexy picture of a Phase talent, please.

Anyone else feel Lia streams have been boring as shit for a while? When was the last time she played something interesting that she also enjoyed and didn't ruin with constant complaining?

Anyone else feel Pippa streams have been boring as shit for a while? When was the last time she played something interesting that she also enjoyed and didn't ruin with constant complaining?

Anyone else feel Jelly streams have been boring as shit for a while? When was the last time she played something interesting that she also enjoyed and didn't ruin with constant complaining?

Anyone else feel Panko streams have been boring as shit for a while? When was the last time she played something interesting that she also enjoyed and didn't ruin with constant complaining?

Anyone else feel Shiina streams have been boring as shit for a while? When was the last time she played something interesting that she also enjoyed and didn't ruin with constant complaining?

>>101742909
my favorite Reddit posts

Me trying to explode my Vtuber's head with my mind because they're not playing the correct goo goo ga ga game for dumbass babies.

>>101742909
Unironically though. At least Airi still seems to enjoy streaming when she gets the chance

>>101742909
lumi lia pippa jelly panko shiina hate
lumi lia pippa jelly panko shiina graduate

>>101742950
Why are you using some chrome-dome boomer to avatarfag?

>>101742950
>unrandomized image name
hello tourist

>>101742950
I'm going to start to hide every post showing whoever this bald faggot is.

>>101742997
it's her Oshi clearly

>>101742909
Pippa thinks she's shortcutting her way to Asmongold's effort-profit ratio. She's quite far from it with the amount of regular paypigs she has.

[Lumi news] what would (you) do as the CEO of PC?

>>101743039
don't do that to piptano

>>101742958
Wasn't she supposed to stream yesterday?

>>101743078
Talent run Soapland with Loki as the boss

>>101743078
@everyone in discord with a picture of my cock

>>101743078
terminate all girls with boyfriends. Thats half of the company gone. Then hire actual sadgirls and threaten them with violence if they dare to find a bf. From boyfriend connect to pimp connect

>>101743027
Test?

>>101743078
Terminate her

>>101743039
You should start reporting #CleanUp/pcg/2025

>>101743139
Fucking based. I wish you ran Phase

>>101743101
I don't even look at her schedule anymore. I just turned alerts on, and hope for the best

>>101743139
Yeah, enforce idol rules.

phasecon but every attendee has to go through a smell check and if deodorant is not detected then ICE is alerted and they get deported to Salvador

>>101743139
>>101743295
https://youtu.be/RiafIWWzL8

>>101743259
>>101743165
i mean, Its emotional prostitution so if you gonna deliver the most authentic experience - no fucking boyfriends. Also i would make them fucking stream instead of fucking off to some trip for 2 weeks. Taking a break = 10 lashes.

>>101742267
Picrel. She reverts to thinking about graduation mode whenever he's not around.

I think Pippa needs a spiritual group hug
*HUGS*

>>101743139
>>101743295
https://youtu.be/RiafIWWzL8s

girl_dm should phase in

>>101743344
Is there a thing he can't do?

>>101743344
My jawline is too strong. Sometimes it causes problems haha

>>101743259
Why are idolfags so retarded? Idols still have boyfriends, retard. They're just also getting gangbanged by the shareholders on top of it. You are literally delusional.

>>101743451
phase talent posted this.

>open lumi's stream
>CRASH BANG BOOM
The fuck is she doing

>>101743380
We don't take washed up menheras only fresh menheras

>>101743499
her best

SAMIR YOU ARE BREAKING THE CAR

>>101742909
Tenma's streams have been boring from her debut.

>>101743499
We ust don't know.

>>101743139
How do we feel about giving them the option to publicly admit they had being hiding a boyfriend and dumping them live on stream as an alternative to termination

>>101743604
nah. Straight termination to build a reputation of a NOHOE agency

>>101743579
I watched 1 stream of hers and it's the disco elysium one where she was stupidly drunk, that was fun.

>>101743557
SHUT UP

>>101743604
Make their models be bald as penance.

give me a yuu

>>101743668
Threadreaders will say any gaming stream sucks unless it's gambling or some titty slop gacha because they're only in it for clip moments and have long since depression'd their way out of being able to unironically enjoy the content on the screen for its own merits.

What do you want to see at PhaseCon /pcg/?

>>101743803
gaming streams can really suck because they often dont know whats going on and read chat way less

surely there's a way to assemble the car without having it bang around

>>101743854
Sounds like your oshi’s shit.

>>101743843
nothing because I won't be there

>>101742267
money

>>101743854
plus you actually have to watch every stream or you lose track of what's going on

>>101743890
who is this mythical oshi of yours that has consistently great gaming streams?

>>101743843
your mom

>>101743930
Clio...

>>101743930
>spoonfeed me, I only watch dummies that can’t play video games
No.

Pissy Pippa's pee pee panties haha.

>>101743930
Runie

>>101743843
Sexual relief booth

>>101743979
>i could prove it but i won't for... reasons

>>101744026
suuuuure

>>101743979
Your concession is accepted.

>>101744026
I fucking knew someone would paste this comment here kek

>>101743843
Starknight glory hole

>>101744026
kek

>>101744016
>”gaming streams suck”
>posts lemon woman
Hmm

>>101744051
i have her on the second monitor, wouldn't have noticed it if she didn't read it

Lumi has abandoned the car in search of food

faggot why did you screenshot that chat up the threadreaders wouldn't have known they are not watching streams

Post Phase Audio you goon to

How does Runie feel about Tom Bombadil?

>>101744062
You could make it a hole with a star print around it and a ribbon at the bottom.

>>101744081
Here we go again

>>101744081
Are the loud mosquitoes part of the Finnish experience?

>>101744026
she is probably laughing inside so hard.

>>101744098
probably thinks it's the most overrated character in history and she's glad it didn't appear in the movies

>>101744114
they're part of any place with stagnant water

>>101744098
She loves him and RoP Tom Bombadil is NOT real Tom Tombadil!

>>101744098
IIRC she likes the character and thinks the version in RoP is an injustice.

I love my baby bird wife

>>101744155
she is sleepys wife now

tom bombadil is in RoP? oh god...

>>101744114
ye

>>101744026
Are vtuber fans really that gullible?

>>101744026
Is he wrong?

>>101741262
Ohhh like bat at English

>>101743783
thanks

>>101744215
see
>>101744217

Lumi's putting all of this shit together and will later have to pull it apart to fit the engine in.

>>101744217
there is no fucking way lumi is a virgin

Who are the REAL virgins in Phase?

>>101744282
I honestly believe Muyu is.

>>101744282
Sakana

>>101744273
I gave her the jeans for a blowjob only.

>>101744217
newfag

>>101744282
jelly

>>101744282
Me.

>>101744282
most JP's

>>101744282
pippa and panko

why are women incapable of true love?

>>101744282
Probably a lot of the JPs, Wemi, Muyu, and Jelly.

>>101744282
The viewers.

>>101744327
you missed a google dockey buddy

>>101744282
it is physically impossible for women to be virgins past the age of 15

>>101744282
(You)

That does it /pcg/, time for some screenshot correction

>>101744282
Sleepy and Hina

>>101744379
are you a comedian? because I keked

jelly is ultra virgin

>>101744391
>jelly
not that one buddy

>>101744409
I have too much respect for Fyren to degrade his lovely gf

she want sausig

this woman CANNOT piss take the penis away from her

jelly is def a virgin, shes been saving herself for me

>>101744282
none of us are, holy shit, you guys can't be that stupid

>>101742459
you have to be a certain degree of rotten to become a streamer

Dont let all this seething and cuckposting distract you from the fact that Tenma spent 30 hours trying to kill a frog in Jedi Survivor.

>>101744282
none of them are, holy shit, you guys can't be that stupid

>>101744424
>>101744472
retards.

>>101744433
She's turbo autist who lives in Muslim country. Zero chance she isn't.

>>101744416
>>101744485
>[Deleted]
Hmmm...

GUYS! STOP PICKING GIRLS WHO ACT LIKE CHILDREN! START LIKING MATURE AND SERIOUS GIRLS NOOW!

>>101744485
>>101744540

>>101744492
disagree, sleepy is a sweetheart

getting a pizza in 5, you guys want anything?

>>101744582
that stupid video got women positively seething, calling her a pickme etc

>>101744582
I pick wemi

>>101744282
Pippa, unironically

new
>>101744574
>>101744574
>>101744574

>>101744604
Pizza Bianca for me anon

>>101744578
you missed a certain google dockey.

>>101744582
>female mad at pickmes
pottery

>>101744604
white sauce, mushroom, sausage, olives

>>101744582
Kayfabe that is
>Uwu I'm a siwwy whittle giwrl just a siwwy giwlr pwease change my diapies and pay for my wifestyle daddy
Is stupid and cringe, always was.

>>101744604
I want a Lia gf

>>101744582
Why are women perpetually stuck in the crabs-in-a-bucket mentality.

Should I wash the Runie vod from last night?

>>101744544
i was being ironic. I was the starknight who discovered the docey afterall

>>101744643
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

>>101744680
do you want a guide how to find her?

>>101744708
too lazy and dont care that much anymore

>>101744734
well. Incase you ll want to find her. Look at 2nd fact and ask chatgpt something.

>>101744779
why are you so dedicated on getting anons to find her?

>>101744675
only if you're gonna drink alcohol

>>101744822
she has an asian bf and i want to see a meltdown

>>101744861
do it yourself then u lazy bum

>>101744485
>>101744540
heh

>>101744401
correct. additionally only virgins are ever doubting this, non-virgins already got black pilled when their cute demure modest 18yo highschool/college gf told them she first had sex at 15.

>>101744599
what was that whole "so ahamed of malding on past streams" situation then

>>101745131
idk i dont watch streams

>>101744282
Subtle doxbait