Thread 101752886

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Previous: >>101741768

Saba I have work soon...

early bake but I don't mind so we don't fucking split the thread

I want her to collab with SmugAlana while they both react to some videos about "cunny good, hags bad" or the typical "video about mentally ill karen acting crazy"
I'm expecting too much?

Lightkeepers!!

>>101752476
1,000 hours in Paint.

Why do they always out themselves as the worst people?
https://x.com/PhoebePlague/status/1939108678256468209

>>101752947
Call in sick. Saba is more important.

She's still standing

>switches expressions for the "KISS ME"
UOOOOOOOOOH AAAAAAAAA

ah shit there we go

>>101752957
>videos about "cunny good, hags bad"
...that's a thing that exists? Should I start watching Alana?

SABA
SABA NO
THIS ONE WILL ACTUALLY KILL GOSLING POSTERS

I am in love with her new model and rigging.
She is so cute and attractive.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No... not like this. You broke my heart once, girl. I won't let it happen again... but you are too adorable and cute...

Sex with a femkani.

Not really crazy about the selections, but still listening because wholesome

>>101730111
>Fans: Kani Krew
>Members: Ojisans
>Membership Tier 1: Paper Boat Sea Men
>Membership Tier 2: Catfishers
>Membership Tier 3: Torpedophiles
>Live: #sabaswimming
>Art: #sabart
>R18: #sabacsam

I'm watching her only because my oshi love her

It's been a while for me, has her song selection always been so boring?

Me btw. She is singing kiss me to me.

Bros.....it's all coming back to me

Saba is a catfish

>have to become a member to even type in chat
wow, talk about greed

>>101752978
>i'm going to whine about Saba's design while saying i don't have a problem with it over and over again
How do we solve the Attention Whore question?

>>101753012
>>101752957
reddit was seething about her model being "cunny bait" which is fucking hilrious when you realize by 2030 50% of all millennial women are expected to be single, childless, and entering menopause
cunny is a law of nature

>>101753059
It's just all time favorites nigga, give it time

>>101753059
she's not going to start with obscure anime opening #252 for her first karaoke

>>101753087
DON‘T FALL FOR HER AGAIN BRO
WE HAVE BIJOO NOW WE DON‘T NEED HER
BUT FUCK SHE CAN SING MAN FUCK!!!

>>101753089
She should cover Thunder by Imagine Dragging since she's a catfish.

>>101753048
If you couldn't see cover choking her for last two years you are to blame.

>>101753092
>he thinks saba is banning or blocking anyone at all
she is just on top chat, and you are currently relegated to live chat status

>>101753092
There are literally non-members in the chat box on stream lol.

Holy hell, that was something

HIT EM WITH A SHOOT SMOLDER, SABA

BLOW THESE PEOPLE'S MENTALITIES

>>101753089
A catfish is fine too.

>>101753056
>fans: kani krew
>members:ojisans
Massive cope.

>>101753101
The seethe has been fucking delicious, the best part is they can do absolutely nothing about it other than piss themselves and circlejerk about muh pedos

I thought that was Hung Up by Madonna...

>>101753142
She already let us down long before that

>>101753095
Step 1: Look at their profile

>>101753217
no ew

Saba and Shondo collab when?

I'm that crab

Kani~

that crab? me

>>101753164
peroperoperopero
marking Saba's tummy as my territory with my saliva

>>101753191
>10k members

>>101753217
Same desu

She's such a brat.

>>101753191
You do realize Saba is the lightkeeper, right? She is a lighthouse keeper.

>>101753056
>Torpedophiles
kek

>>101752978
I don't like how these people have latched onto the gremlin

>>101753191
Are you still posting this like it proves something? She is the lightkeeper, dumb ESL

>>101753241
>finally a good saba drawing
>it's slop

>>101752886 (OP)
her rigging is way over the top
it actually agitates me how much everything is bouncing around

this song is overrated

>>101753249
>$7k in memberships alone every month
>not counting the merch of the video advertisements
that's fucking amazing

>>101753249
It bumped to 11k as of now but yeah...

>>101753291
The only thing her bouncy rigging agitates is my cock.

>>101753283
They always try and take over popular things to push their freak mental illnesses.

Loli God Requiem with Saba when?

the real giggles

>>101753291
kind of the same as Peo, i could get used to it

>>101753289
Why do people hate AI again?

>>101753056
>Torpedophiles

When she giggles and her expression changes aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Stop giggling you goddamn succubus...

>>101753191
faggot doesn't know how to read

>>101753291
>I-IS THAT MOVEMENT?!?!?
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NIGGERMAN SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I NEED MY LOW BUDGET, STATIC CORPO SLOP

>>101753191
hello esl retard
she's the lightkeeper, not the fans, she's saying "lightkeeper's" as possessive and omitting the apostrophe because she's lazy
she said this very stream that she's still working on the fan name and asked Dooby for some ideas

>>101753291
it looks like a Disney character

How many Saba bundles were there? Didnt it sell out instantly?

I just tuned in. Do we have a fan name yet

>>101753291
faggot
she finally is not a rombus

>>101753283
She's indie now so she doesn't have to care about how they will affect her company so she probably couldn't care less now.

Are the generals safe yet or

My hand got so big from masturbating to Saba

>>101753232
I hope they do

>>101753249
And that's only those who have seen the notification and interacted with it. Real number is probably triple that

>Giggling whilst scatting
She's happy nao Kaniki

>>101753191
>ESLing that hard

>>101753399
yeah, the crusties

She refuses to sing man in any song because she's gay.

>>101753249
You think every single one clicked? It's probably 20k.

>>101753413
kek your face looks like it's hurting too lol

>>101753291
>it actually agitates me
Don't let this nigga play a FPS game at 144Hz.

EEE EEE E E EEE OOOO

>>101753249
It pays off being cute.

>>101753393
in like 2 seconds yeah

The little improvised solos makes her singing so much more enjoyable
Also what are the odds of her keeping this euro-friendlier timeslot going forward?

>>101753340
>reddit lolicon
Go back

>>101753056
>torpedophiles
just torpedos, it's more subtle and elegant

>>101753361
No soul, as if half of these real artists have any themselves.

:)

>but if you close your eyes
VERY SUBTLE

>>101753407
>he is afraid of seeing text and images

>>101753393
i don't know how many there were, but i opened the page the moment it was available, looked at the price and what was in it, refreshed the page and they were sold out. they were gone in about 10-15 seconds.

Show some fucking respect to Cover and Hololive, Gura would be a nobody without them.

I sort of gave up on vtubers for a while and enjoyed all this free time.

But holy shit I'm going to watch her every stream.

>>101753289
Kill yourself sheep

>>101753393
Even the normal merch was gone in minutes. I really hope they'll do a pre-order round like nimi did because I want the shirt and sweatshirt

>>101753491
this is my face when saba stream

>>101753291
>corpo cuck witnessing actually good rigging for the first time

does it depress you to know that not only will she never be yours, but you'll likely never find a girl that is like her either?

It does kinda feel like ive been here before

>>101753361
New technology is scary. Just see radio, TV, internet, videogames or what the fuck ever. Idiots will always hate new technology.

>>101753401
rhombus was better
the ears are also just retarded from a design standpoint
she can be a mammal or a fish, not both
earless on gura looked fine and carrying that over wouldve been better for brand consistency

>>101753270
>>101753286
Lightkeepers was a suggestion and she went for it. She is saying YOUR work is never done, not hers. Don't throw stones in glass houses lmao.

>>101753500
I'm talking about the schizos and haters but okay

>>101753467
This is a euro friendly timeslot? It's just an American afternoon so that's good.

>>101752978
Am I supposed to know or care who this 2.5k follower person is

>>101753507
Fuck off back to your containment thread nigger

>>101753539
Fuck no. A real man see's this adorable girl and gets motivated to find one for himself

>>101753539
not really no

>>101753554
AHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT AAAHAHAHAHAHA

>>101753437
no she's being to respectful towards me since me and her are committed

>>101753056
>tier 3: torpedophiles
I usually don't do this, but brah.

>>101753539
Tulpas, anon. Tulpas.

>>101753507
Lol

>>101753553
also its making a lot of porn """"artists"""" go bankrupt

>>101753507
>Had 1 million subs before sent went corpo
All cover did was rein in her drinking habits

>>101753381
kek how often have you posted t his by now? I swear you're up to like 200 posts by now, always the same words and terms too, only missing the "le bad" this time

>>101753539
Im just happy she's here

>>101753558
you might be on the wrong website

>>101753539
no, i'm just thankful she exists and she enjoys what she does.

>>101753604
we have ai girlfriends now, no need for this make believe anymore

>>101753507
Gura was already someone, that's why she got picked up by Cover you fucking tourist.

>>101753539
Nope. I'm not THAT mentally ill

>>101753539
not really no, i can't manage a bitch I'd rather enjoy them like this

>>101753554
>rhombus was better
unserious
>she can be a mammal or a fish, not both
nigger is trying to apply logic with anime girl character designs now

>>101753586
you chumcucks are such fucking cattle

MUMEI ANTHEM

Sabaphiles

>>101753539
She's already mine bro.

>>101753539
She makes me happy in the situation she's in right now, and in the situation I'm in right now. People are complex. Who knows what could be different if she "was mine", in the way you describe. But what I know is this moment, this voice, those giggles, make me happy.

SABA CHILDHOOD LORE

>>101753641
You know what, that's a fair reaction. .

>>101753554
lmao
also I think the ears are cute and she always seemed to like the idea of having cat ears

This is why I love her

>>101753655
why are you here then, get OUT

Who are you people? Get the fuck out of my thread

>>101753539
Nope. What I do feel, is happiness hearing her sing.

>>101753507
>Gura would be a nobody without them.
Every EN Holo was somebody before cover you fucking retard. It's a requirement to even apply.

>>101753361
muh poor artists will no longer be able to make money

>>101753393
Bundle sold out within seconds. The individual items were gone within 5-10 minutes.

>>101753525
>I really hope they'll do a pre-order round like nimi did because I want the sweatshirt
This.

>>101753514
Well she's already hit stream quota for the year...

>>101753539
I have someone already and we're listening together

>>101753405
I suppose my post could've been clearer, by gremlin I meant Gigi

>>101753652
An AI will never touch you or follow you when you leave your PC. You will never smell an AI. You will never have sex with an AI.
Tulpas can do all that and much more.

So wait are members streams gonna be even earlier now

>>101753730
all me

Hey Saba has the same karaoke origin story as Gura. What a coincidence man

i was in my mid 20s when i first discovered gura, and now im in my early 30s

>>101753671
says the ultranigger who thinks "rhombus was better" ahahaha holy shit i cant

>>101753739
Gura was by far the biggest somebody

CRUSTBUDS CRUST IT OUT

>>101753632
>keep bitching the same thing
>what the fuck people keep responding to me with the same thing???

gfe trauma dumping stream

saba has the best meme references

>>101753653
?
They hired plenty of girls that were practically irrelevant nobodies before, that's a weird thing to say

>>101753539
that's not what it's about really, just treat her like a 2D anime waifu only it's an actual person on the other end. the fact it's unreal and never can be close to reality is why it's special to begin with.

>>101753760
No wonder Senzawa simps for both of them

>>101753289
Human art is too cunny
https://x.com/Kiari_HSS01/status/1939285441762509214

Moomer's song...

>>101753785
OOOOOOOOOH I'M CRUSTIN' ! ! !

>>101753554
You are a corpo bootlicking FAGGOT

>>101753539
no. and i’ve had several despondent girlfriends who disappear and reappear randomly, for the record. do you go to a strip club and cry because you’ll never have the stripper?

OH IT'S THIS ONE, yeah I see why she started crying

>>101753567
For central EU, sort of at least. This stream is running past midnight but starting 3 hours later would mean a complete annihilation of any normal sleep schedule.

>>101753779
Yes but that's not what i'm saying. If you are a nobody you can't even apply to cover.

Sorry I had to leave for a moment when she was about to tell her childhood trauma
Can someone tell me what she said?

>>101753806
UOOOOOOOOOOOH

COME BACK SHACHI I KNOW YOU'RE SLICKING TO THIS

>>101753788
That's the thing, it wasn't me. I'm just noticing it's always you who instantly jumps in. You're mentally ill.

>>101752700
just wait for her to play some horror game and you'll see how she won't hold back

do zoomers like abba?

>>101753806
>tits
>hips too wide
>thighs too thick
garbage

>>101753841
she had to sing on stage and cried

>>101753725
>>101753804
>>101753823


The longer she's gone, the stronger she's gets. never forgor.

This song selection is so fitting. Love this fish

>>101753769
who's going with majority opinion here, nigger?
do you know what "cattle" means as an insult or are you ESL?

>>101753817
strip clubs are illegal in my country

>>101753841
I don't know, but since she's still a child, I hope I can traumatize her to make more memories still.

has she told that story about mamma mia before or am i going crazy?

MAMMA MIA, HERE I GO AGAIN

>>101753567
>do gacha dailies
>watch some anime
>time for Saba

It's perfect for EU no lifers like me.

>>101753756
Not yet, AI is evolving faster then That nuclear Autism

>>101753863
Good music is timeless

>>101753891
I think she has yes

>>101753875
that’s probably for the best, afghanistaniki

>>101753567
if you can get away with 5 hours of sleep sure

>>101753891
no no chumbie, you must be imagining things

Her movements while singing are so fucking cute I'm gonna croak the way she bobs around

>>101753891
no this is her second ever stream

>>101753863
Abba, like queen, has no expiration date

>>101753867
>has anatomy
>"nah too old for me"

>>101753858
Yes, yes, it's me who's mentally ill, not you mindbroken niggers crying about her model actually having animation now. Go back to slurping holoshit.

>>101753556
your hypothesis is a stretch.
it is just bad form for the fans to have the same collective name as the fictional role she has chosen for herself. it would deny the asymmetry of the streamer-viewer relationship.
and as I already said, she said during this stream itself that she's still working on it and looking for ideas, so she'd be contradicting herself if this was supposed to be a surreptitious drop of the fan name in a members post.

>>101753944
nayrt that's so cursed and hilarious

>>101753567
For short fun streams like karaokes, it's ok.
For games I'll just watch the vod so I'm not a zombie at work the next day.

>>101753834
I haven't looked into most of the other En girls. I think if you have some kind of reel you could make it even if you dont have much of a following yet. You just need to show content that demonstrates you have some merit. Whether people have found you yet is probably secondary. Of course having fans already is a huge plus and then being someone like her that had a major fan base and collabs with well known names is a no brainer

>>101753874
keep crying with your dogshit minority opinion or better yet neck yourself, subhuman filth

>>101753891
nope, first time. you're just silly

sharks? shrimps? wake up bud, this is a saba stream.

ALERT

Incoming

design is dogshit
model is dogshit
chick is alright but she will waste her talent once again
fuck

GURA IS GOING TO BE ON THE STREAM

BUY MORE MERCH
GIVE ME MORE MONEY

>>101753968
>aged-up redditard art
>i-it's anatomy!!
Fuck off.

HOLD

>merch again
ofc

more stock

scalpers got fucked

>>101753539
no, but I do feel that way about Ina

>>101753891
For sure, yeah. Always funny to imagine though.
>t. Bonebro

>>101753101
Very Based

When will she collab with dokibird?

>>101754024
keep coping
keep seething
your subhuman opinion is irrelevant and does not matter

>>101753525
>>101753743
Well well well......

second stream, time to shill some merch again

is she jewish by any chance

scalpers BTFO

SABA WAIT DON'T MAKE ME SPEND I JUST BOUGHT ACTION FIGURES

>scalpers won't be able to sell now because there are preoders
HOLY BASED

>>101753604
Giving it a fancy name doesn't make it not an imaginary friend.

>>101753994
>I haven't looked into most of the other En girls
I did. They were all established one way or another. There are no "starters" among them.

Gurass

>>101753971
nta but caring this much about someone else’s preferences for virtual girlfriend simulators is pretty mentally ill, bud

she needs to shill merch all the time to recoup the costs of her model, rigging, animation and editing.

take my money!

>>101753981
I like it because it gives the idea we are her light that keeps the tower glowing.

based
my fucking payment glitched out and I missed out
glad scalpers are getting fucked

>>101754102
WE ARE SO BACK

>>101754094
never i hope

I don't particularly like any of this merch. Can't see myself wearing or using any of these.

>>101754054
Multiple people have expressed they wanted this in the past 2 threads. This is a good thing

I want Saba merch but none of this shit interests me since I'm neither a woman nor a tranny.

It's a shame you can't get away wearing any of the merch except maybe the shirt if you're an even remotely masculine guy.

I'm getting a Saba shirt to wear for when I hang out at the playground.

>>101754080
what about ina makes you goslingmaxx

>>101754116
Why can't Hololive into this futuristic technology

>>101754108
jews do like jazz, so...

>>101754149
>my fucking payment glitched out
I remember you crying about it yesterday

>have a merch release
>scalpers predictably quickly buy it all up
>next day announce that you can pre order everything you want
>scalpers won't be able to sell to anyone since you can directly pre order
>completely fucked over
I
FUCKING
KNEEL

>one more
NOOOOOOOOO DON'T LEAVE ME

>>101754186
>corpo cuck
thought so

>>101754142
No one gives a shit about your preferences. You don't like it? Time to move on. Bye bye.

>>101753867
https://x.com/TheWolflance/status/1939202170223546472

>>101754121
Fuck scalpers man Fuckers nuked my odds at a SSD

UKELE CONFIRMED

ok saba time to wrap it up, its been almost 2 hours
i got shit to do

>>101754179
Shit! Now I want a shirt.

>>101754149
I'm really happy for both you and scalpers being fucked. Patience truly is a virtue.

>>101754177
i am a very masculine guy and everyone would be far too scared to make a comment on what i’m wearing

it's no longer necessary for her to archive karaoke streams right?

>>101754177
The hoodie, the bucket hat (for fishing), and the other hat are fine to wear.

dang she really wants my membership...

Is she gonna shill her merch every stream?

Can the pags and antiniggers leave now?

BUT WHERE DO WE GET THE PLUSHIE?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Melodicas are really cheap, I got one and they're easy af to play

>>101754148
shit name desu

>>101753806
damn her cute nipples got stranded in the process https://x.com/Kiari_HSS01/status/1939164975743811955

>>101754261
Now this is how tulpas work.

>>101754177
this merch line is more of an anime convention uniform than actual streetwear (in the west)
in japan you can wear this outside np

saba just called new horizons players KEKS

>>101754253
>i got shit to do
also need to shit now

I love her so much... I'm falling in love all over again

>>101754177
You’re thinking backwards. If you get jacked enough how have a handsome enough face no one will be able to call you out on stuff

>>101754231
i said nta, which means not that anon, newfag. you have no idea what my preferences are. why are you so mad? people just get upset about change

>>101754261
how does yagpoos cock taste btw?

>>101754282
It the hoodie didn't have the giant graphic of Saba on the back you'd be correct. Wearing that in public as a guy will just makes you look like a dork.

>>101754300
Shut the fuck up, you're an embarrassment.

i'm so fucked

>>101754286
If she has merch to sell, probably.

>>101754271
I mean unarchive

>"Red Night, Sailor's Delight"

Oh boy, Saba is into some nasty shit.

>>101754024
lol, your oshi will never be as popular or as important as Gura/Saba. Let go of that jealousy, pebble.

>>101754376
Huh???

>>101754177
The hats are pretty subtle. And I will 100% wear the hoodie, no fucks given.

The old first karaoke song. Twitter was exploding over it.

>>101754358
>i-i said i'm not him okay???? i'm totally not him!!!

This is it for me...

>>101752886 (OP)
my wife

>>101754143
if she has 30k members as some suspect that's like 1.26 million a year after youtube cuts and maybe halfish of that after all taxes. from all merch and youtube ad revenue etc combined and oh yes, SCs of course.. it's not at all a stretch to assume it's over a mil a year after taxes.

granted she does invest that back into stuff for the channel too but she'll be alright unless people form a saba exploitation racket where every freelancer on the planet agrees to charge 20x more if saba hires them. which they won't.

if you start lifting and dieting now Sabuds you might be fit by the time her first concert comes around

>>101754366
I completely forgot about the graphic on the back my bad

>>101754177
youre not living life

fuck

Shes perfect...fuck..

>>101753361
Because it is extremely generic, and easily spotted out of a lineup of other art.
Which isn't really the fault of the AI, more that training methods are still primitive, and likely made by people who have no understanding or appreciation of art.
It's also not real AI. It's an algorithm that sources between different actual artists.
Without actual artists, your "AI" would not be able to make any art at all.
It's basically a plagiarism device.

scalpers must be seething so hard rn

>>101754177
I think you mean unless you're masculine. Real men where whatever they want. If you are tall and muscular you could easily pull girls with this saba shirt

>Get's embarrassed saying I love you
I fucking love her...

>>101754443
Already lost 80lbs in the past year and still going.

Sadly I am no longer the fat older otaku in the loli doujins, but I will always be one in my heart

>>101754437
That's assuming she has perfect audience retention and doesn't immediately start bleeding members.

>>101754271
copyright claims can still be an issue, probably not worth the risk of getting the channel nuked

Why does she look like a Disney character

>>101754473
>where

I associate this song with Bayonetta

>>101754463
naw get fucked lol
AI is amazing

my heart...this damn fish....

I just can't get over how amazing the rigging is

>>101753361
Because I like the journey of an artist to get to that skill and I want to support that instead of a fucking query that was fed their art without their permission that they don't see a single dime of? Because it goes everything against what constitutes as human effort?

>>101754366
I've worn shirts with anime girl stuff on it and been complimented by random girls. Skill issue

>>101754468
Hopefully they go bankrupt

>>101754271
Depends on whether she's worried about copyright. YT has been particularly shitty lately about blocking stuff.

>>101754463
>Without actual artists, your "AI" would not be able to make any art at all
That implies actual artists would be able to make art without thousands of years of art development and heritage

>>101754496
good job anon keep it up

>wearing THIS outside
Nevermind getting stared at, you might just get the police called on you.

>>101754286
my saba wants to eat steak and lobster, i understand the grind

>>101754443
i started in 2013 so i am okay thanks

>>101754508
if anything they will come after her for revenue split because her audience is so large.

>encore
bros we just keep winning

>>101754216
omocat easily making a ton of more money

>>101754177
grow a pair

>>101754500
well yeah that's just a literally right now snapshot and likely the peak easily. but I don't have a crystal ball either.

>>101754366
I wear my Cheebs shirt everywhere, proudly being a dork.

Saba Turner

>>101754564
Just be a muscular chad

>>101754549
somebody had to have made the first cunny through imagination alone

>>101754496
Based

>>101754443
No way, it would mess up my faceless fat ugly bastard cosplay.

>>101754271
Bro. Its Youtube. Its modern day copyright system. You are actually adorable for thinking more problems won't arise without the red tape.

>>101754564
>me when i walk past a man wearing this in public

>>101753101
absolutely based

>>101754315

Subtlely is a lost art form

>>101754610
>through imagination
I'm sure they used an IRL reference

>>101754549
lol

>>101754564
coward

>>101754564
As a 6'4 /fit/ chad I simply don't care what other people think.

Crazy how much the old rigging was holding back her power level... I thought she was perfect before, but she's unlocked a level of perfection I didn't comprehend possible.

>>101754564
Not everyone is a weak minded pussy like yourself. I wear that shit and dare you to say a single word.

>>101754177
implying women don't wet themselves over a swole guy that is a big softie inside

>>101754523
About as nuanced a defense as I expected.

>>101754564
>he doesn't have the police called on him while being outside already

>>101754443
I started working out in 2020 but I gave up in 2023 because I realized getting /fit/ won't fix my crippling insecurity complex about my small dick.
and even as a fat fuck I had an actually hot chick throw herself at me when I was working at a bar but I fumbled it due to said insecurity
I'm hopeless and I will die a virgin but I accepted it.

https://files.catbox.moe/hst70n.gif
tummy

>>101754564
Unironically looks older then her actual model. Also just be >>101754602

>"We all change when you think about it. We are all different people all through our lives, and that's ok, that's good, you've got to keep moving so long as you remember all the people that you used to be. I will not forget one line of this. Not one day, I swear. I will always remember when gawr gura was me."

>"Stinky shark... goodnight.."

>>101754564
I would go for a handshake and tip my fedora

Wait, is the limited edition going up for pre-order?

>>101754640
Of what? A 3' tall alien with a 20" wide head?

>>101754564
what 3rd world country do you fucking live in? I see similar shit all the time in MA and no one gives a shit.

jazz a shit

>>101754564
I will wear this outside

>>101754710
yep! saba said fuck scalpers

>>101752886 (OP)
Where is the giantess art. I can't wait any longer.

>>101754594
such a punchable stomach

>>101754564
I'm 6'2", I doubt anyone would care

>>101754564
maybe in texas

>>101754654
>loves didney which has the most expressive animations around
>would instantly know how to be expressive and fluid if given the chance
yeah it was gold hidden under a thin layer of dust all along with the cardboard grombus.

>>101754685
UUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH SLITTYYYY T U T

>>101754731
i agree but i like it when she sings it

>>101754564
I would curbstomp the faggot wearing this shit in public, lol

aghfdhhsaophsdf

>>101754710
probably not.

>>101754683
I workout because I spend a lot of time in front of a monitor sitting down.
If you don't workout you will struggle to do manual labor/emergency tasks when it comes up bro...
It doesn't have to be for aesthetics, it can be so you don't fuckin flounder under adversity/expectations.

>>101754685
MY GALLONS

>>101754736
Kinda hope I can refund the hoodie and hat and just buy that instead, then, otherwise I'm getting duplicates.

>>101754685
i love AI

>>101754683
many women wont care if they are horny they just want the physical intimacy of the moment, so if you get her really horny and then pull out your microdick she will still go ahead with sex you just gotta put in some leg work. speaking from experiance here. the damage afterwords is up to if she likes you enough to lie to all her friends or not...

>>101754564
i wore my 3XL My Hime Z t shirt and ripped jeans to a fancy restaurant with a dress code for dinner today, and they were clearly terrified to tell me I couldn’t get a seat. I sat right by the lake and spent $200 on walleye and coconut margaritas. I’ll do the same with this hoodie when my preorder comes through.

>>101754564
Sometimes I wonder if the people saying shit like this actually believe it.
Most people have their own problems, they're not going to care that you're wearing a hoodie with a Japanese cartoon on it, if they notice it at all.

>>101754508
Claims are really no big deal. Strikes are the only thing that could endanger the channel, but it's really rare to get a strike for karaoke.

>>101754564
>Nevermind getting stared at, you might just get the police called on you.
fuck off hag

>literal nose wiggle
Beyond cute

LAST ONE

>>101754765
you wont do shit

>>101754816
frfr no cap

we're eating GOOD

SPIDER ATTACK

Has she always sounded like this? Her voice sounds less squeaky than normal and more authentic while at the same time her singing voice sounds far more professional than I remember. Even her last karaoke she didn't sound this good singing. Excluding this last sound which sounds like shit

>>101754738
You'd have to be less than half a foot tall for her be a giantess compared to you bro

lmao

Her eyes darting around looking for the spider. lol

she's so silly and cute I can't bros
my fucking heart

>>101754710
probably not the hand signed cards, shes too lazy to sign the 15k cards she would sell

shes so cute and funny bros

>>101754685
PUFFIER

>>101754685
I am once again asking for you all to stop leaking membership content.

>>101754617
Doob and Nimi and Ruka hasn't privated their karaokes yet, though Saba is a company herself, matters may be different for her.

>crashes stream
Problem?

>>101754857
no, she’s doing a less fake voice, probably to make streaming easier on herself. when she gets nervous, she defaults back to guravoice though

>>101754750
How long until the harapan art happens....

Thank you Spider bro, this is amazing.

Am I going crazy or did she say cunnymoon instead of honeymoon

kek she's getting molested by a spider
yeah, me

so the spider made her cry for the second time on stream?

Too cute
Too funny

clippers gonna be feasting

she's getting fingered off screen....

>>101754710
No. She's not going to be making more signed cards, just the general merch

>>101754683
don't be insecure. most women don't orgasm from POV sex. just work on your tongue and finger techniques. and get your ass up and work out again

>>101754857
yes, cover were forsing her to sound squeaky, next question.

>>101754903
if you speak to me in retard normie memes, I’m going to do things you don’t want just to spite you

I'm crawling around her paper boat

>>101754549
Cavemen made art. Anyone can make art. Children can make art. The quality is subjective. It is objective, however, that AI is not applying any sort of individual imagination to the process, or any kind of new spin on the creative process.
It simply steals.
I say this as someone who has spent thousands of hours trying to get AI to not make soulless dogshit.

>>101754790
and everyone clapped

>>101754939
yeah by me

>>101754896
this, but literally

>>101754914
And their respective fanbases are archiving regardless. Never ever trust Youtube.

>>101754311
Your name is, yes.

>>101754916

>first saba scream of her career

No problems here lad

>>101754683
>small dick
how small we're talking?

>>101754939
Sorry, I just couldn't hold back anymore.

>>101754972
do you really think it’s that unlikely that I went to a restaurant and ordered food and received it? i’m still wearing the shirt nigger

>>101754864
Yeah thats fine make it happen

>>101754939
yeah, by me

SPIDER!!!!!

>>101754790
Walleye isn't even an expensive fish man, you can just catch them yourself in any NA lake

>>101754683
Genuine advice, go find a korean girl. Korean men have the smallest dick size of 4inches which means half of them are shorter than 4 inches (sorry korean bros)
so you'll make a qt korean happy

>>101754443
I'm /fit/ though.
I'm also 230 lbs and 5'7"

>>101754971
Skill issue. Steal harder.

plop

>>101754564
Doesn't seem loli for me. She actually looked pretty sexy mature there

>>101754564
That's the chad check. Only gigachads will wear it in public.

I feel itchy bros

>>101754564
Nah, this looks fine.

>>101754986
This, but figuratively.

>>101755064
I guarantee my slop is better than yours

>like kids
huh

>saba doesn't want kids
owari da...

i can't agree with that last one...

>>101755059
I've heard Korean women are batshit insane even more than American ones

you heard it lads, no kids for saba

>>101754683
You can do stuff other than using the dick to satisfy a girl before you get your fun. You gotta let go and get over the insecurity

>>101755020
post timestamped cock

Haha yeah, I also don't want children around me haha

I thought she wanted to be a kids entertainer?

>>101755095
or she can't control herself around them...

>sudden mention of kids
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

LIKE KIDS YOU SAY?

Nobody wants kids anymore.

It's been a great couple of days, bros.

>>101755012
probably just short of 5 inches at absolutely max mast

>>101755059
I'm on the taller side and very masculine, I feel like Asian women would unironically expect the fabled BWC from me.

>like kids
uh what?

I guess that's one way to disperse rumors

>>101755118
>>101755095
>>101755093
if you are young and look small kids gravitate to you and family members are 100% fine with letting you babysit the entire time
it's aggravating

>>101755093
Deaf anon, she said she HATES kids

>>101755115
No way, just look at Kronii!

That spider was so big it would have beaten Saba to death with a shoe.

>my throat kinda hurts but it was worth it
Yeah, from me.

>>101754790
i saw the XL 2XL and 3XL immediately sell out lol

>>101754765
Knowing what the average retard on this board looks like from pics of the hololive concerts, I could probably fold your ass like a pretzel with one arm behind my back

I LOVE KIDS

Nene...

>>101755146
>she doesn't want kids
>you'll never drink saba's milk straight from the tap
It's not fucking fair

>>101755150
bro fuck off calling that small I'll kill you myself and then myself

>>101755150
>probably just short of 5 inches at absolutely max mast

>>101755095
>>101755118
She didn't say she didn't want them, she just doesn't like them. Other people's kids.

>>101754710
The "limited edition" is just the regular merch but she signed it. Not really crazy different or worth it.

I don't think she'd want to molest spiders

>No next stream date announced
It was a nice run guys

>no stream tomorrow
so it begins...

>>101755143
Lots of guys want kids, but women don't

see you guys in a month when she streams again

>>101755198
????????????????

>throat hurt
it begins

>mesugaki hates other kids and prefers the company of adult men
Not a surprise.

>has a game ready
Could it be barbie horse adventure?

confirmed no stream tomorrow

>>101755194
this kid

>>101755185
Lol, lmao even

I'm doing my part.
Who's POV is this?

>>101755210
>>101755220
I didn't say I had a microdick... but below 5 inches for a White guy is VERY small.

>>101755224
There's a signed postcard in the limited

so what the fuck was she doing if it wasn't a kid?

sabuhbye

>what did I just say?
there is absolutely nothing happening behind those eyes is there?

BYE BYE FISHY

she gone, its so over bros

baj baj saba

>>101754930
You're losing it, go clean your ears

good stream

>>101755281
someone no-cliping under the mattress

>>101755224
Anon. There are people who exclusively buy merch for that signature. I'm content with the fact I have three of her signatures as Gura but if you think people aren't rabid about autographs...

>>101755266
unsurprising.

>still needs to think of a fan name
Lightkeepersfag lost bigly.

>no mention of when her next stream will be
See you next month Saba!!!
Classic Saba am I right fellas?

sabyebye

cute gif

>>101754564
Is cunny apparel going to become a thing?
I don't know if normies can handle this escalation from hentai hoodies.
Y'all are gonna get cunny banned, like Texas is already trying to do.

See you all again next month

I knew she'd stretch to make it to 2 hours

>>101755285
Dude, phrasing!

>sabamama
>nervously cancels and changes topic

>...like kids
>nervous laughter and changes topic

>>101755285
me

>>101755314
Source?

See you guys in a week, buy my merch~~

My Saba tanks are full. Look forward to her next stream whenever that may be.

>>101755282
>I didn't say I had a microdick
but you, for all intensive purposes, have one.

>>101755056
yeah the walleye was $25, the margaritas were another $170.. i was in margaritaville brother..

Sabayo would be a fucking perfect one.

So saba's going through the same shit IRyS is with her mom, huh

Reminder that it is morally acceptable to lift up anyone who is below 6' by their armpits and baby talk to them.

>>101755344
Yes Saba! Glory to the lighthouse!

Now what

>>101755327
>being T*xan
Now that's a skill issue right there.

>if an insect is bigger than a quarter its too big
Didn't this girl consider getting a tarantula at one point

>>101755341
https://exhentai.org/g/3420579/4b5f23770b/

>>101755318
Kaniggers still coping

what do sabamaniacs rate this stream?
i think 10/10

>>101755397
>tarantula
>insect
1st grade science class bros…

>>101755341
https://mangapark.net/title/104010-en-arm-strike-panzer

>>101755372
even grown ass men?

>>101755194
you probably shouldn't be yelling that Pim

>>101755394
I'm going back to bed

>>101755407
its her best stream yet

>>101752957
If you think she's going anywhere near a a /pol/grifter you don't know her very well then

>>101755352
>intensive

>>101755406
agreed + spider

Man, she's the best
I must improve my life stat

>>101755431
Specially hairy grown ass men.

>>101755407
5/10
I remembered why I stopped watching karaoke/zatsu streams.

>>101755407
out of 10!

belly

>>101755454
based

>>101755407
literal perfect stream
this brat has stolen my heart

>>101755414
Saba is a little dumb, this is known, but its okay because she's cute

>>101755407
Her voice is really pretty but I wish she'd stop singing Japanese songs so 7/10.

>>101755469
she's not wearing pants in this

>>101755439
>SmugAlana
>/pol/
Alana is milquetoast as fuck, wdym

>>101755454
Based stream doodler.

I'm just hoping for something new and interesting, feels like the industry has been pretty stale for a while

>>101755533
based

>>101755469
She look like she isn't wearing anything down there

>>101755454
I kneel..

>>101755454
Awesome, but where's the wink?

>>101755327
The Supreme Court will never allow it. They've stuck down every past attempt to ban "virtual" cheese pizza. And no, the court currently being tilted towards the right won't affect that, because it was Justice Thomas that wrote at least a couple of those decisions.

>>101755575
I'm hoping for you to lose a limb

>>101755543
she even got snubbed for the nazi awards...

>>101755533
She's never wearing pants when off-screen(Uohh).

>Hail Saba, still the Same
>The Doob is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy kani, /ggg/sus
>Little Saba, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>101755451
>user was banned for replying to himself

>>101755533
Well duh. Pants were banned long ago.

>>101755655
samen

>>101755517
what do you want? more 3OH3?

>>101755638
I'm gonna lose my arm with how hard I'm gonna be reachin up ur butt

Do we have a "0 days since gura's last stream" image ver of saba yet

MACKEREL
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!!!

>>101755454
Where's Nimi albeit
The masses demand Nimi

>>101755698
she hasn't gone on a big hiatus yet so no real need

>>101755642
agggg little perverted girl, going out without underwear to provoke old men with money

>>101755662
C o p e, kanigger

>>101755634
Who knew republicans could tell the difference between fantasy and reality.

>>101755697
that's fucking gay, my nigga

>>101755575
I feel the same. Starting to feel like real women piloting my 2D was a downgrade.
Most of these women are really basic, boring, talentless sluts, who can barely hold conversations or entertain people.
Might be time to go back to anime.

Gura is Sabated

Saba, the lighthouse keeper, has gone crazy from sitting alone for many years
She suffers from constant hallucinations
For the past 5 years shes been talking to the "chumbuds", a collection of seashells, and referred to herself as "Gawr Gura", supposedly the Queen of Atlantis
Recently, 2-ish months ago, she seems to have broken free of that spell.
Now she collects crabs from the beach and treats them as her "chat" in order to keep some form of company
Truly, the life of a keeper is a tragic one.

>>101755728
No no that I mean the one whith all the chumbuds are on the ground

>>101754131
SNIFFFFF

Sabaguraette honhonhon

>>101755784
oops shit wrong video sorry bros

>>101755352
This is like saying everyone under 6 feet is a manlet. I know that's a common attitude these days but it's still retarded.

>>101755543
She does political react content which immediately makes her a /pol/ grifter in the eyes of retards. Vtubers shouldn't even dabble in politics at all really. I don't give a shit which side of the aisle they're on but it divides their viewers too much because people take shit too seriously.
Honestly streamers should take a page out of Jerma's playbook. That guy is loved by everybody no matter who they are or what they believe in.

>>101755281
dooby

>>101755838
>saying the truth is retarded

>>101755734
Totally thought that was the pic of John Lennon being such a jackass some rando had to shoot him in the face.
(No lie, #1 image result for John Lennon jackass.)

>>101755655
>holy trinity of senzawa, gura and saba.

FOR KING AND KANI!!!

can't wait for the dokibird and dooby csgo collab krustbuds

One more listen to Kiss Me before I go to bed for work tomorrow

>>101755897
for they are all one and yet not the same

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>101755846
If a vtuber gets political at all, I dump them. Even if they are on my side of the fence.
Reeks of grifting, or even worse, being a pick me.

>>101755912
I'm existed for the Rust collab

>>101755846
alana does drama and cultural shit, I don't think she's ever done politics directly

>>101755897
>holy spirit is just alcohol

>>101755846
>but it divides their viewers
What?
A /pol/ vtuber's opinions act as a filter. There's no "division" in Kirsche's (or whoever's) viewers, they've been filtered to where the people that watch her all agree with her (because why would you watch her if you didn't)

>>101755932
ready to reproduce with human men

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

So is Saba technically a milf now? Having to check on the “light” occasionally

>>101755846
Jerma is entertaining. Most vtubers are not. Political grifting is EASY views and doesn't require any thumbnail experience.

>>101756024
She doesn't want to reproduce, though?

>>101756024
she is built for BCC
(big crab cock)

>>101756070
That would be nice

>>101755880
Do you have nothing better to do than to troll in a niche general of a niche board of a niche website? Are you that lonely?

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>101756078
canniiii
>>101756070
Her face tells you that she wants to have a lot of sex.

>>101755994
I mean the second a vtuber or any streamer at all really opens their fat mouth to spew a political take, they instantly divide their audience and now the streamer is either woke or a chud. It's a retarded mess to get yourself into and should really be avoided.

>>101756078
…do crabs have penises?

>>101752978
the great filtering is absolutely fucking glorious and btw I called this exact fucking thing a while ago. I can't find it in the archives but I once said something in some other thread months ago either here or in some catalog thread or something about what Gura should do if she wants to get rid of her normalfag popularity to the effect of 'if Gura wants to reduce/cull her popularity and filter all the normalfags when she redebuts, the best way to do this would be to go all in on the lolicon pandering with a cunny model and openly pandering to her audience and lusting over cunny on stream etc.'
Thanks for taking my advice Saba.

>>101756061
Too bad she didn't lean into that. The "legal loli" market is very underserved at the moment.

>>101756121
It's her fault for being born later

>>101752978
what was it they deleted their post

>>101756121
I'm not creepy.

>>101756188
https://x.com/PhoebePlague/status/1939459622169104815

>>101756158
Saba the lolibaba.

sab-marines

>>101756121
Can't speak for anyone else, but I sure as fuck am.

the creature

>>101756188
"i don't like that saba is appealing to pedos. no problems with saba doing what she wants though, get that bag grrrl!! but i wish the people she was pandering to wasn't pedos! but at least saba is doing what she wants (again, get that bag grrl) but--" rinse and repeat five times

>>101754443
I’ve lost 100+ lbs since late 2021. My life has changed quite a lot. But despite all the extra attention I get, I have still never met anyone like gura, so I continue to watch her.

>>101756046
Reproduce via budding?

Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t this dude a chumbud?

she won

>>101756275
Her expression? Caused by me.

>>101756137
>It's a retarded mess to get yourself into and should really be avoided.
For someone like Saba I 100% agree

>>101756346
No, that guy's a watamate.

>>101756369
we won

>>101752978
>>101756188
>deleted
LOL LMAO
Bro was complaining about loli, MULTIPLE posts. And then said hed still watch because he wants to make it a safe space or something like that.
Basically, typical freak outing himself as a predator and then acting like a predator.

>>101756346
Please God, just do me this one favor, have Saba choose "Kani Krew" for her fan name. Please do this for me God, the Second Great Filtering that would result would be so fucking funny

>>101756294
You aren't going to find girls like Gura outside. You have to groom them online somehow, or become a delivery driver for one of their various subscription services.
The problem is, if you're spending all your time chasing vtubers, your chances of grooming them after they get big, are virtually nonexistent.

>>101756346
>>101756385
He's a Dravidian

>>101755846
politics = "lol I'm gonna dump like half of my potential audience and then get stuck being an echo chamber shitter for the ones that stuck around for them to care" and yeah it's the gayest lamest thing a vtuber can do. in reality 99% of chuubas don't, but the ones that do get carried along leeching off a meta-mindshare thing instead of showing an ounce of any actual personal charm or talent. aka garbage.

>>101756369
Her bikini is not THAT skimpy. Maybe one day she might get the courage to up the sex appeal even more.

love me saba but this dumb bitch is going to pick sabaturs/sabuds just watch

>>101756393
THIS, this is a child. this is the loli difference.

>>101756371
Why did you punch her stomach?

>>101756464
This.
Political Vtubers hide their terrible personalities, or complete lack of personality and talent, behind chasing groupthink updoots.

>>101755846
>>101755543
>>101756464
filters work
vtubers should use them more
get the freaks out before they poison everything

>>101756393
The ideal, most sexy proportions.

>>101756539
The loli model accomplishes that enough alone.

>>101756521
my arm moved on its own

>>101756217
>>101752978
>>101756428
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
it's always the same people, it's ALWAYS a nijisister every single fucking time
if you don't know who that bint faggot is you're lucky
>>101753283
>>101753750
you know why

>>101756369
just for you nwhas
https://files.catbox.moe/a8f9uo.png
https://files.catbox.moe/dox0wq.png
https://files.catbox.moe/j4gbmt.png
https://files.catbox.moe/8iv890.png

>>101756217
Such garbage people. Such gross narcissistic. Every time.

>>101756046
Any fembuds available? I am completely mentally stable, make 200k/yr and own several firearms

>>101756608
>if you don't know who that bint faggot is you're lucky
I genuinely don't

>>101756608
You don't even need to go this far, you can hover over the dude's name and see the flag and pronouns right there

>>101756617
So far, sloppa is the only accurate, on-model fanart I've seen of Saba.

>>101756617
Why is she so smug all the time?

>>101756617
I don't like how I'm starting to get to the point where I don't mind AI art anymore. At least for porn I guess.

>>101756652
Didn't Gura have a pretty large younger female audience, compared to other vtubers?
I wonder if they're sticking around, with Saba doubling down on Loli.

>>101756655
>I genuinely don't
vtweeter schizo. You're not missing anything

>>101756729
because she won

>>101756217
HE DELETED THIS ONE TOO LMAO
>pic is what it said

>>101756608
>>101756428
>>101752978
KEKEKEKEKEKEK
folded

aight, see you next stream crustbuds

>>101756794
>she/they
>its a guy
every. single. time.

>>101756794
>that avatar border
every time

>>101755734
Get over here boy I bet you'll be real cute when I dress you up like a fish girl

>>101756794
Utterly not suprised to see Grems counting this one among them.
Gigi reeks of fujo magnet, and being a stinky fujo herself.

>>101756794
>I dont care
>thats why I deleted everything and hid my account

>>101756794
>pronouns
>taking credit for engineering work she didn't do
>new zealand's maori name
how many red flags can one retard have. i hate that i share an oshi with this freak

>>101756794
>>101756876
Fucking demolished LMFAO

>>101755281
me, its my POV

>>101756871
Isn't gigi openly pansexual or did somebody make that up? It makes sense if so.

Fresh schizo loli rant
https://x.com/_lapoisson/status/1939466200519512424

>karaoke still up
Indie fans have it so easy

>>101756617
As someone who has always enjoyed cunny responsibly, mostly with my imagination, is pasting these links without a VPN up unwise?

>>101756950
She's "asexual" but was an openly super horny lesbian during her time as Biscotti and was a openl;y horny for male LoL pros in her time as Ham pwned. Basically she's grifting the lgbt audience

>>101756794
Thanks Chumbud/Kanigga for filtering these fucking NijiGrem

>>101756871
I mean Euros just tend to have insufferable opinions and attract people who also do so that whole gen is cooked in terms of audience I'm sure

>>101757051
>literal 15 year old
just block and ignore

>>101757005
best part about indies is no more retarded needing game permissions too
they can just stream whatever games they want

>>101757051
>short mature women dont exist
Why are these retards like this

>>101757069
Well she's smart I'll give her that.

>>101756953
>15 in bio
Teens really need to have their own spaces, away from adult spaces. Not for their safety but so I don't have to see them have opinions

why do you guys care about the dumbest twitter shit

>>101757051
>claims to be a loli
>flag in bio

>>101757048
unless you're in an actual police state with heavy internet censorship no one cares

>>101757144
I really hope the mass banning of minors from social media becomes reality.

>>101757086
Just be careful of leech/grifter and googledoc whore

>>101756953
>>101757051
STOP CREATING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
Xitter needs to go 18+

>>101757084
Eufag here, ive only ever watched gura or saba
Now, unless you are a loyal crustacean such as i, kneel peasant

>>101757051
Zoomers and below live as if reality and fiction are 1:1 equivalents and get mad at anyone who draws a distinction

>>101756794
a little extra background, this person is also part of Space Twitter, and that community, equally autistic as vtubing, has severe loli derangement syndrome

>>101756794
>she/they man
i'm so tired of trannies co-oping anime.

>>101757069
I honestly think almost everything she says and does is an act. It's all a dissociated sad clown act.
The real her comes out in solo streams, where she's usually a mean, overopinionated, defensive, turbo bitch.