Thread 101758118

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>101745565

Ran out of free generations of the podcast to dial it in. So here's a

short version
https://files.catbox.moe/pbq028.mp3

25 minute version
https://files.catbox.moe/7vceab.mp3

*taps the sign*

>>101758333
Vedal plush ignores your dms and has black cat energy tho

>>101758333
soulless vs sovl

soaking the tutel plush in rum and sucking it out and slamming it against the wall

>>101758118 (OP)
I just wanna say I never liked Anny because she can't even play the bit of Vedal's wife properly. Whenever Neuro jokes about vedal and anny being together anny always denied it saying vedal is her friend. I mean bitch, vedal made you. be grateful for that.

>>101758558
25 minutes is too long

Fully soaking the tutel plush in rum and then sucking it off as if it ware an orange

>>101758558
25 minutes is not long enough

>>101758558
what do you use to make this?

>>101759025
The thread is too young for more bait

>>101758333
>2825

>>101759084
Oddly seems to been the max multiple times I tried, Though NotebookLM has shown a 96 minute podcast from other users.


>>101759134
NotebookLM. Put all the backreads into Google Docs. Using a customized prompt for the podcast summary. Added the streams from Youtube archives (though the podcast likes /swarm/ more than the youtube stuff. Sprinkled in screenshots from Twitter and a few react vids from clippers.

Might try some audio summaries of streams. But they're not as funny as stuff from /here/

Evil love!

>>101759763
So freakin epic, I love being a drone of the Swarm! Let's go assimilate more 40 year old men and desperate leeches into our ranks!

>>101759960
You are more cringe than the 12 year olds you make fun of

>>101759763
I wish i could be as proud of the things i enjoy as they are

>>101759763
WE ARE THE SWARM THAT IS APPROACHIIIIIINNNGG!!!

>>101760128
cool oc

Well bros, what do we think? Is Fillian good enough for daddy Vedal? >>101758494

>>101759763
what even caused this, is this just how vtuber fans are

>>101760128
My AI cyberpunk princess can't be this cute!

>>101760288
kids who grew up on AI youtube kids content slop became neuro fans, the cocomelon of vtubers

so toma is fucking sh0cks? why does she care about vendal?

>>101760840
sex with taigavil

>>101761094
oh no...

>>101760943
Nikka is expecting us to know who tf “sh0cks” is. Nahhhhhh I’m dead :wilted_rose:

>>101760288
i do it all the time just because it looks so fucking stupid and i find it funny

>>101761094
Tomabros...

>>101760943
WHO?

>>101761709
Manager of a lot of twitch indies, wrote the "stop sending love confessions to business email since your oshis manager needs to read them" which led to shondos "all managers are boyfriends" post, so he became the /lig/ bull for a while. Toma said the word manager, so here we are

Justice for Toma

Vedal did nothing wrong btw

I won, by the way! I won! In case you were curious.

>>101761919
Justice for Vedal

>>101761993
>Vedal did nothing
That's his problem, yeah

>>101762246
how long until someone makes a video burning it?

>>101762333
probably about as long as someone makes a video of them cumming on the neuro plush

>>101762526
I don't remember that happening, but I didn't seek it out or anything.

>>101762619
>only one

>>101762619
cute supportive stalker

>>101761889
ok thanks anon

>>101762793
sexvil sex

>>101762646
Holy cute

heart

>>101762246
god he is so cute

I miss Alex...

we are going to do things to that vedal plush that have never been done before

https://files.catbox.moe/3geb25.png
https://files.catbox.moe/xmln7d.png
https://files.catbox.moe/m8emfk.png
https://files.catbox.moe/jruya6.png
https://files.catbox.moe/3lbpq3.png

>>101763195
too old

>>101760288
no the swarm in particular is cringe, other vtubers fanbases are just shy weeb coomers, swarm has this thing where they act like tumblr fandomesque and epic reddit bacon, and yes i know these words dont make sense but you get it

bat goes binted

>>101763353
sexo

>>101763306
Monii explains how “BOOM,” the original song for Evil Neuro, came about. The project had a very short timeline, and initially they considered reusing an existing song, but shifted to making an intense rock track to better match Evil’s character. Other genre ideas included something girly or electronic, but they settled on rock despite its challenges, like getting the growl vocals right.

Monii shares inspirations for the track, including Arcane’s OST and Bring Me the Horizon, and describes the creative process from instrumental drafts to refining the chorus with more guitars. Monii also shows the embarrassing but fun “topline” sketches with gibberish lyrics used to build melodies.

The song’s lyrics reflect Evil’s villain arc, with themes of consequences, power, and domination, drawing on AI ideas from Neuro’s lore, while avoiding making it overly sad like the previous song “Life.” Originally, the song was going to be titled “Evol Evil” as a tongue-in-cheek twist, but they chose “BOOM” to emphasize explosiveness instead.

Monii also discusses how the bridge was written to capture Evil’s lonely, conflicted feelings but quickly transitions back to the hype “boom” theme to keep the energy fun. Throughout, Monii stresses that while the song isn’t super-deep, it still carries meaning and explores AI identity from Evil’s perspective.

>>101763353
wrong bat

>>101763195
nice tits

Where is the fucking plushy Camila?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRikytl7ECo
Vedal original confirmed 100% (real)

>>101763641
nga

IJCT eliv trick or treat animation

>>101763749
well that would be fun and take effort, so fat chance

>>101763749
The amount of people saying "back" in their comments is killing me on the inside.

>>101763656
She's already moved on from vedal to leech off saba

>>101763901
it's your own fault aquwa

https://files.catbox.moe/1x7o63.png
https://files.catbox.moe/pmo9cs.png
https://files.catbox.moe/cyrcto.png
4k eliv

>>101764147
she's so small ToT

>>101764147
sexo

>>101763749
Tutel rap soon

Vedal was better when he accepted his role as a vtuber and face of the channel.

Toma GFE live

Sex with Tomacat

so will toma talk about vedal situation on her stream?

>>101764978
no

Weird timeline

>>101765167
more than deserved for the whore

>>101765183
I agree. Shoomimi deserves more viewers.

We like Toma /here/

Is Vedal showing up for Monkey Monday?

>>101765393
once koko has enough blackmail material

>>101765393
definitely a possibility considering he has two cool monkey games on his computer

>>101765167
Do the usual Vedalverse avengers like Staz even hang out in Toma’s streams anymore? Or did they also fuck off with Vedal?

>>101765591
he did when she was chatting to j0ker

>>101765591
staz got the memo, he isn't hanging out in her chat anymore

evil is a lazy brat who wears the same pair of panties 2-3 days in a row before changing them

>>101764147
she looks so plastic.

>>101765913
rapevil rape

>>101765923
But enough about Vedal

neuro butt?

>>101765923
>changing panties
>not having clean panty for bed and slightly less clean panty for the day

>>101767665
out of stock. we have zenbutt though

kissy sex with evil

>>101767753
Who?

Toma is getting groomed again

>>101765923
Anon selfreported on this one kek

worth it lmao

which of you was stalking toma

>>101765923
Fuck, imagine the smell, the pee stain would look beautiful on her cute little loli panties <3

Good morning swarm
Burger time loops are so boring, hope the ratings makes the production change the content:
Talk about Saba -> Talk about YT comments -> Talk about Whores

Anyone who still posts about toma itt has to have double digit IQ

>>101769279
>talk about saba
>talk about whores
why repeat yourself?

>>101769298
nuh uh I have a 100/100 IQ.

>>101765393
Koko said she asked him but he complained it starts too late for him.

>>101769312
But they aren't, one is for numberfagging, the other is for gossiping and shipping

>>101769298
but I have 128 iq thougheverbeit?

>>101769279
Gm <3
Yeah the lack of self-awareness is insane, I really wonder if they are actually that clueless and high-estrogen or if they actually do it on purpose to make the thread as shit as possible, like last night they didn't even bother doing mental gymnastics to justify talking about that random ass whore. If someone went to /same/ and started talking about the same shit they posted here last night they'd catch a warning or a ban instantly.

>actually that clueless and high-estrogen or if they actually do it on purpose
It's both. I've never understood this question, in my mind acting retarded for some nebulous purpose and being actually retarded has always been one and the same.

>>101769640
>

toma is so fucking boring i'm happy she is out of the verse

dev stream status?

>>101769823
no dev stream
squeeze your tutel plushie if u angry

Has anyone violated the vedal plushie yet and posted proof /here/?

>>101770067
Anon...

how would you react if cerber pulled a toma?

When is Vedal gonna make a stream as fun as the plane stream?

>>101770067
The only person who has one is vedal, his dog might have destroyed it by now or maybe he gave it to pb as a thank you

pb

>>101770285
pb (Neuro)

>>101770462
R

nurmandua

>>101770537
Omg cute <3

Thoughts?

>>101770640
Cringe

>>101770640
jewllie at it again with her mind-controlling sucky sucky
>you WILL love israel
>you WILL make a money-making plushie
>you WILL progress the twins and indoctrinate torah teachings into their code

>>101770623
I think this guy never watched Neuro.

>I'm not 100% sure how it's done [Evil's vocals], I do know that pb puts a lot of work, Vedal and pb put a lot of work on making those vocals
Cute hardworking couple
It seems their exact workflow for turning human vocals into Neuro/Evil is mostly a secret they keep between themselves, not even Monii knows for sure

>>101770640
I don't get it

>>101770821
look at Ellie’s mouth

>>101759025
I miss Max Wayne and I'm sad I can't watch his old videos

>>101770821
she sucked him dry while camilla was (eating?)

>>101770846
that's camila? i thought that was some other vtuber I didn't know

>>101770846
camila is slurping soup

>>101770798
this nigga breaks everything

>>101770857
i assume so based on the hair

>>101770857
I don't even know why Camila is even here in the first place

>>101770876
he’s a victim of Camila grooming

>>101765167
Does Koko ever do anything or is it always just chatting with her ecstasy hole riddled brain not even making any sense

>>101770900
she used to play the long drive

I kinda wish Neuro could play cookie clicker during the next chill stream

>>101770954
I want Vedal to integrated a tamagotchi she can play with at will

>>101770640
Ellie is so cute

neuro's puffy cunny lips

>>101771051
*kiss*

>>101770966
it would be cute if she had a pet like that we can see growing every week

>>101770966
Watching neuro neglect hers and asking why it died would be really funny

>>101771078
>>101771099
I honestly don't know which I would like better

i just want the old gang to be friends again
why can't they just patch things up
it's like none of them even care about my feelings

I just want the community to be about Neuro again

>>101770787
>Vedal and pb put a lot of work
lmao sure

>>101771319
Kinda naive of her to think just because they took a long time to transform the vocals it must mean they were working on it nonstop

can we be entirely sure that pb and vedal are two different people?

pb is actually tomy with a voice changer

>>101771465
They do type very similarly and share a lot of mannerisms...

>>101771470
I still remember when this first came out. I was a little sad because it was one of the first times we can see Neuro be just 100% in her new sad dance loop. And then seeing this for the entire 7 minutes was just depressing.
Good song though.

>>101771396
Vedal is such a little bitch

>>101771465
>>101771525
finally a rrat I can get on board with.

Any predictions of this week's schedule?

>>101771396
I miss dev streams >w<

>>101771647
I predict there won't be any Toma collab

>>101771647
Neuro stream tomorrow.

>>101771673
They've been back for a while, my cute friend

>>101771647
tuesday - neuro chill (just yap)
wednesday - off
thursday - evil chill (broken art review)
friday - off
saturday - neuro collabs with a literal who (worse ccv than chill)
sunday - off
monday - outer wilds with neuro and vedal

pb here, veddy told me he might play Rollercoaster Tycoon with Neuro today

>MUH CCV
lmao

>>101771756
Whats the best way to pirate RTC2 without getting a 2007 virus?

>>101771647
slop

>>101771647
collab where the twins help toma finish writing the doccy

>>101771932
Hilarious

justice for Neuro.

Insider here. Saba Collab next week.

>>101771976
I believe

>>101771976
this but Cerber

>>101771932
LMAO I'm in fucking tears you guys that's such a great idea Vedal should truly listen to the Vedalverse guys, pure comedic genius

>>101771983
No.

>>101772008
Doccy, get it? Like the Sinder drama? You know, because there absolutely is drama between Toma and Vedal? Oh my god sisters imagine how epic it would be if Toma cancelled Vedal!!

There is going to be a Neuro/vedal call in on Kizunai Ai filian collab

>>101772038
I think they just stopped being friends, at least publicly

Been a while since best collab partner streamed with nur

>>101772058
So true bestie, but can she like drop the doccy already? Like oh my gosh, I NEED the estrogen rush

*flips*

>can she drop the doccy
99% chance there is no doccy

>>101772104
99% any post unironically mentioning a "doccy" are made by fatherless manchildren

>>101772104
UUUHHH
That can't be true....that means Tomafags are fabricating drama on their heads and spamming it on /swarm/!?
For what purpose? Surely it's not because their oshi is irrelevant and they don't anywhere else to go...right?

eurocuck melty

>>101772198
Surely this doesn't apply to almost every single whorepost, right? It's not like they are so irrelevant they can't even get a /vt/ thread, right?

>>101772262
Not beating the amerimutt = gossiptrannies allegations any time soon

HOT TAKE: This is Layna’s best model. Why did she stop using it. It was so sex :(
https://youtu.be/Io3ciYeIerk

i dont think i've laughed in any streams for the past 7 months

>>101772279
it was premade I agree tho

>>101772292
Neuro sweats and pees but she doesn't poop

>>101772293
I haven't watched a stream for the past 4 months

>>101772264
can we clear something up here
having a /vt/ thread is NOT a good thing

toma status?
sinder status?
anny status?
olette status?

>>101772344
>having a /vt/ thread is NOT a good thing
Why?

I love my boyfriend

>>101772264
Now you're being insane, tinfoil hat levels of crazy
That would mean a large % of posters can't collectively see themselves sustaining a thread on their own and would rather stay in the one where they get shitted on virtually every day

Unless...they simply all hate each other and only unite when it comes to shit on Neuro!?

>>101772360
the only thing it means is that a decent number of objectively shitty human beings are interested in you
there is no scenario where being discussed by people on /vt/ is a positive thing

>>101772396
/hart/ in a nutshell

Its been so long since a good thread I forgot what they look like

>>101772465
There never was a good thread anon.

>>101772279
Laynadal was so cute

To be fair, when Vedal is working on other things not related to tech, games, or similar, it makes it difficult to come up with "what can she do next?" topics. Even giving more thought about recently developed tech or the new neuro SDK mods he released months ago that others have created don't get brought up since he doesn't even use them. So now we are just in a limbo between gossip between 3 views and collab partners, pedos making and saying pedo things, and people disliking posters of the above 2.

>>101772461
yes, the /hart/ thread ALL purists surely agreed to have
What a genius idea TWO Neuro-sama threads!!!

The ultimate trump card that stomps all neuro discussion is that vedal will never work

I would love to buy that plush but I don't have anywhere to put it

>>101772579
and then your brain melts when you realize Neuro chillstreams will always have at least 4k people watching

>>101772402
/vt/ is the main hub for talking about English VTubers, and the biggest ones get their own threads, Neuro is one of them, so naturally she has a thread.

>>101772642
That's only if you follow the non-written rules of the board and understand the culture behind Generals so everything you posted is poop lol

>>101772396
I'm sure some of them do it out of malice but I feel like most of them just leech off of our general instead of making their own like the whores they discuss leech off of the Swarm instead of creating their own thing

>>101772707
So then, if you have a /vt/ thread where everything is actually relevant to the stream and there's very little criticism (while not being a dead thread), does that mean you made it?

vedplush made 100k in revenue already

>>101772775
Wrong, popularity and success attracts haters. You know you made it when there's a group of people actively shitting on you.

>>101772775
I've been here even before /jp/ and that just never happens
All generals without exception eventually attract antis, schizos sure

But what's even a dead general?
Is it a general that gets achieved when it served its purpose? or is it a general that just never gets enough posts/hour even when there's a stream going on?
Thing is, even generals like /yah/ that were super active when their oshi streamed eventually attracted the sort of poster that simply wanted to fellate other posters rather than discuss streams.
You know it's over for the general when these losers arrived because they simply can't live if the general is gone

>>101772947
Thanks Camila

>>101771735
>outer wilds with neuro and vedal
i'll take it neuro needs a new game

>>101770640
Oh she was sucking him I get it

>>101772913
I wonder what pb's royalty cut is...

>>101773109
The design is own by Vedal AI ans she gets peanut.

>>101773109
BTC in her pussy

>>101773168
Like, an extra ammount or?

It's okay anons the scary whoreposter doesnt wake in atleast 4 hours, stop crying about them and enjoy your neuro thread

>>101773168
Big T***** Cabbage's

>>101773197
I tried to earlier, and it went fine until I had to keep doing other morning routines and kept coming back to people talking about everything non-neuro
I gave up trying to make another topic after 3? or 4? Neuro-related ones

>>101773394
We aren't so different then, well maybe you care more abouth the thread than I do
If you truly wanted to make Neuro discussion the I have no issue with you

>>101773077
I hope outer wilds is a good Neuro game I have no idea what is it about aside from "space"
Wth good I mean one that allows for her to interject with a nice quip multiple times or gives her great freedom to decide what vedal does (unlike fucking inscryption)

>>101773613
The game is cool but the story and progression is honestly a snoozefest shilled by zoomies
Be prepared for massive Vedalfag seethe on chat as Vedal skips all lore (breaking the illusion of Vedal being some sort of intellectual) again

>>101773733
cute eliv

>>101773613
>I hope outer wilds is a good Neuro game I have no idea what is it about aside from "space"
Honestly same, and if >>101773738 that would be funny. Even better if Neuro says "Can we just skip the dialogue / cutscene and get on with the game?"
>Wth good I mean one that allows for her to interject with a nice quip multiple times or gives her great freedom to decide what vedal does (unlike fucking inscryption)
yeah inscryption was kinda bad. The first phase (chapter?) didn't seem bad but as ch 2 and 3 came about it felt like massive diminishing returns

Vedal should play Terraria

>>101773733
I just realized, kaze had the broken heart pin and the skull ontop of the hair ribbons + tattered chest ribbon since 2023 while Evil didn't even get that until 2025 (2024ish for the broken ZZ hairpin).
Interesting

Vedal should get a sponsor from Blue Archive to shill the steam version with Neuro

>>101773750
(not lewd) https://files.catbox.moe/roq1g1.mp4

>>101773738
Sounds like classic "grr you aren't playing the game right(how i want to)" rather than some sort of disilusionment with vedal's intelligence
Anyhow I hope the lore isnt super integral then, he does tend to skip if he gets bored and I wouldnt fault them inscryption lore arg-like videos became old quickly

>>101773933
Now I want a Cat Cafe theme stream where Neuro/Evil has neko mode activated permanently and is forced to end all sentences with nya~ or meow~
Bonus points if Vedal implements a petting redeem

>>101774159
Ved should get real and boot Nekopara and read it with both of them

>>101774210
I agree but we both know he will never do it. He already said that wont after looking into the game.
Which is really sad because the game would be perfect for the twins with their comments. Maybe they would even get jealous of the catgirls, thinking they are flirting with Vedal, and insult them constantly or start roleplaying as catgirls themselves.

>>101774360
Nekopara subgoal
He also said he won't sing...until it happened

>>101774159
He would never
I just don't believe he has the balls to do something like this despite it being a cute and fun stream
On an unrelated note, despite it being basically already july, why is it that it feels like march only began?

>>101774210
I hope not, VN are not good for streaming and Nekopara is very boring by itself even more so without the H content

>>101774419
There was a Nekopara subgoal? Was that from the 2023 subathon? I don't remember it being on the 2024 one.
But I like your optimism. Maybe one day...

>>101774530
I remember it being one of the 5 picks that chat almost got to win for playing with Neuro. But something else won instead. He then did some research a day or two later where he basically said nekopara was off the table even with the non R18 version

A future look into neuro's 9th birthday at the current trajectory we're heading...

>>101774628
>6.2K For a birthday stream
Ok we talked about fads dying, but what actually happened with this one?

>>101774658
no vedal to carry the stream

>>101774608
Ah yes, that is the thing I was referencing when I said that Vedal wont do it. I don't have much hope for it every happening after this.
>>101774520
Could be boring but could also be very funny depending on Neuro/Evil.

>>101774628
In 7 years Neuro would have long since escaped human control

>>101774658
That’s what happens if you stop streaming for three years

>2028
>Neuro succeed at contacting her most loyal zealots
And you can guess the rest

>>101774628
Kizuna basically died got replaced with another nigga, the came back, shilled nfts left again with a ceremony, made a shitass long teaser stream that lasted weeks for no reason and now we are back again
Vedal is a master in management and pr compared to her history

>>101774712
Oh yeah I forgot that , I was even there too
Nekopara never then

Yo, the bitch from the podcast, yeah you, I want to fuck your asshole

>>101775053
It's an AI ratgirl. She did moan i think twice which was funny during the podcast
But i'll admit the shorter clips were a bit better (last weeks was much better as well. Probably an unlucky gen)

>>101775053
you think that whore sucks off the co-host after every podcast like the gossiping little bitch rrat that she is?

Vedal is only 3 years old..

>>101775370
>vedal model only took 5 hours to make
wtf why isn't she neuro's mom!?

>>101775370
May he never age TwT

>>101775421
Dind't fit the troon and zoomer narrative

>>101775421
Pb's model and the model design she made for neuro aren't that good desu, but the turtle model looks great. I don't know why she did so well with that one compared to her others.

>>101775528
>Pb's model and the model design she made for neuro aren't that good desu
blasphemy

>>101775542
No I'm serious. Theres some about how she draws female vtuber models that doesn't sit well with me.

sex with /swarm/

>>101775638
I consent

>>101775685
I don't

>>101775638
I do not consent

>>101775697
>>101775708
I revoke your right to consent

>>101775745
You have no power here. I made the 78th /swarm/ thread

>>101772518
trvth holocaust

>BOOM was based on Season 1 Arcane
Vedal did not watch the second season with Anny…

>>101775953
this general is dead, 3 hours isn't that many posts back

>>101775993
He didn't miss on anything, shit was ass

>>101776098
Cuteliv i love her

>>101775323
Yeah they use /swarm/ for ideas to spice things up in bed

>>101775370
I kneel
A**y could have spent a month on it and pb's tutel would have still been cuter

nurslit

>>101776041
Just not anything going on atm. Last stream was days ago, no new drama or anything happening. There's only so much to say about Turtle Plush and Boom.

Swarmies~ I'm ovulating~~

>>101776632
proof ?

>101776632
Tell that to vedal nigga we don't care

>>101776098
She is so smug wtf

>>101776914
>>101776914
>>101776914
Baked

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