Hi guys, I’m the CEO of a company with a blue triangle logo.
The Queen of EN is back.
Please tell me how to stop her and how to save Hololive EN.

>>101769153 (OP)
you can't by the end of this week she will have 1 million subs its owarida for you

>>101769153 (OP)
Hold a holo EN official fuck a fan contest

>>101769153 (OP)
just have your dorks b themselves and stop worrying about numbers

>>101769153 (OP)
new EN gen with a hardcore GFE loli might work, but the average corpo ENtuber mind just can't do it/pull it off

>>101769153 (OP)
Focus on what made hololive great in the first place. That starts by dissolving the EN and ID branches, and folding DEV_IS under the main branch.

>>101769153 (OP)
Hire her.

>>101769153 (OP)
Oh come on, you know what to do. Just leave her alone. At the beginning she will feel the need to prove herself and stream frequently, but in 3-6 months she will be back to streaming once a month or two anyway

>>101769153 (OP)
Get Kiara to spread her buttcheeks on stream for us

>>101769226
yeah, thanks to the fame she got from Hololive

this grifter should be sharing revenue from her activities with Cover shareholders, she's basically stealing from them

>>101769421
Once that's done, go full scorched earth on Holostars. Burn it to the ground and salt the earth. And always remember it as an example of what NOT to do with an idol company.

>>101769153 (OP)
do nothing, she will kill herself in 1-3 months

>>101769153 (OP)
A win for Saba is a win for Hololive, though?

>>101769267
I call dibs on IRyS.

>>101769153 (OP)
lock all of holoen in a room with me. also make sure to remove all of their clothes and give me about 10 hours to work some stuff out.

>>101769153 (OP)
Fire Mori

>>101770025
Tch, fine.. I call dibs on Biboo and Fuwawa then.

Given enough time she'll stop herself and then all the karma is going to fuck the shitty crew

>>101769289
They are legally obligated to worry about numbers now that they're public. Investors are more important than the talents now. Enjoy the continued enshittification of hololive

>>101770776
>They are legally obligated to worry about numbers now that they're public. Investors are more important than the talents now.
They literally do not get a shit about any number outside of subs (even then they only really show the top 10)
Why do fags doompost about what hypothetical investors care about when Cover has posted their quarterly reports publicly for any dipshit interested to read since 2022?

>>101770861
You should probably learn how public companies work.
>hypothetical investors
They won't be so "hypothetical" when numbers start going down lol

>>101770950
>You should probably learn how public companies work.
I do especially ones that still majority privately owned, they don't work on a basis of "ZOMG [Holo X]'s CCV is down by 1500 viewers this month kill her!!!"
>"hypothetical" when numbers start going down lol
They're hypothetical in the sense that you're pearl clutching over metrics that they don't actually care or that cover doesn't actually use to incite potential investors

The cope is so bad. Holo isn't going anywhere, Niji isn't going anywhere. Get over it already niggers. Just enjoy what you like, faggots.

>>101770351
This anon seems to have a type

>>101769153 (OP)
fire all the managers and replace them with indians to save on money
debut 5 more generations of girls with only a 4 month separation between each set to maximize revenue
that will save Hololive EN

>>101770861
>subs
be up to date retard

>>101769153 (OP)
have faith with the current talents
theyre great too
the charity stream was amazing and good
peace and prosperity to hololive company
it made me love them deadbeats and pebblegangs for how much good they had, and all who came around for the show, god bless em all, i hope the holostars get as much love and appreciation like the girls too,

>>101771155
this is a based take
the cope is just shitty seething shills trying to doompost what is good, and hypepost what is dogshit
the saba situation will always be dogshit

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>>101769461
that would be such a power move

>>101769421
unironically killing ID would improve Hololive

>>101769421
>Focus on what made hololive great in the first place.
You can't. They all graduated, anon.

>>101769153 (OP)
Foster more collabs between Hololive and Holostars

>>101769153 (OP)
>>101769226
>>101769421
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>>101769489
>samefag

investors only care about profits so just crank out more shitty merch and overpriced "concerts", keep replacing everyone with cheaper hires, and pretend your employees are contractors so you don't have to give them health care or take any responsibility when they burn out and can deduct management and marketing fees out of their earnings like a good corporate leech
anyone who follows a corpo instead of an oshi deserves whatever slop you serve up, fuck em

>>101770776
Guess what they are gonna write in their investor report this time. Our talents even after graduating maintain the same amount popularity and keep elevating the stage of vtubing compared to other corporations.

>>101769153 (OP)
payme in one million bitcoins and i'll tell you how to get rid of the one that hurt your business

>>101769153 (OP)
It's simple. Fire like, half the staff, stop making the talents fill paperwork, move your headquarters to a first world country (at least legally) so that you don't need to give a shit about permissions anymore, and so that merch shipping costs drop. And then just let them do their thing while helping them produce music every now and then.

>>101769153 (OP)
>save Hololive EN
HoloEN concert: 12k tickets sold out instantly
Nimi concert: couldn't sell out 1/10 of that in a month

>>101781535
1/6. That venue is at 2000 capacity and there is less than 100 seats left. She has to carry Dooby and two literal whos

>>101769153 (OP)
Remove yourself, you are the core problem
Remove all those middle managerniggers you hired for no reason, you don't need that many people to run a company about retarded girls streaming
Delete the entire holostars branch and stop worshipping cock and praying hololive turns into nijisanji one day like you said you wanted it to on that one interview from a few years ago
Stop hiring sociopaths and nijisisters
Hire actually entertaining people
Delete whoever is in charge of hiring and scouting, they fucking suck
Do something to make your permissions autism not so bad, it's 2025, use emails and not fax machines
Remove yourself, you are the problem

>>101781694
>2000
Nice fucking lie to go along with your coping

>>101769153 (OP)
Should not have released A-chan. Her direction is better than yours.

>>101769489
Saba must be happy that a company is not taking a cut from her success anymore.

>>101769153 (OP)
>tell me how to stop her
We will have to join Niji way of think of her

>>101769153 (OP)
>stop her
Old habits die hard. She will stop herself.
>how to save Hololive EN
Improve the company as the whole and EN will benefit as a result

>>101769153 (OP)
She will come for you and you will do nothing because you can do nothing.

>>101769153 (OP)
If you want EN to thrive, stop doing shit that made five of them quit. Only you truly know their reasons in detail, but whatever they were, you should have listened to them.
My general advice would be to stop policing your talent, let them do whatever the fuck they want, don't stifle their creativity or interfere with their projects.
Cool it with the perm autism, curb the bureaucracy, build a studio in NA and don't force your talent to spend weeks or months a year in Japan. You wanted an EN branch so establish an hq in america for them.
And for the love of god hire some better live2d artists and riggers.