This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: In a few hours, Lumi will post her schedule

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

No Streams right now.

Previous Thread:>>101631227

Isle of lumi

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1939581738285719892?t=kaZcGNk7DPwlBJLI3NX9Mw&s=19

Stategy Saturday is back! Hurray! that probably means we are taking a week between lore series from to finish the last 30-45 mins of summer car engine building and then 3 hours to go to town and get gas to see if we can turn on the engine.
no long steeams this week but she is probably reading and learning things or she hates us

x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1939581738285719892?t=kaZcGNk7DPwlBJLI3NX9Mw&s=19

Stategy Saturday is back! Hurray! we still need to finish the last 30-45 mins of car building in my summer car. then another 3 hours to go to town and get gas so we can start the damn thing.
that means we will probably take a week long break between ending the 40k lore timeline and starting the mythology lore streams. that seems reasonable since we arent stopping those until we prove the monomyth.
philosphy tomorrow morning. hopefully we will get to do a learning stream so we can do some concepts.
it looks like no long streams this week. she is probably reading and learning things or hates us too much to stream. should be a fun week.

>no sunbrocean yesterday
>stream is better
I don't hate the guy, but damn he needs to shut up so Lumi career doesn't end.

Is this the cuck general?

Sex with sunbro.

>>101771950

>>101771950
No

>>101771950
yes, welcome, we're all proud cucks here.

>>101773215

>>101771935
Doesn't he give a ton of donations to her?

>>101771788
strategy sunday is what got me into Lumi in the first place, glad to see it returning

>>101773531
>>101773215

German Idealism today
I hope Lumi did any background research

>>101776520
This but change "her brother" to "her boyfriend".

Also her boyfriend is white you pervert.

>>101776520

>>101776556
I will be just as clueless as Lumi with these streams

>>101771935
Wdym? He's so super cool and funds lumi's streams.

>>101780020
>and funds lumi's streams.
I don't mind this part. Just stop reading 90% of his messages Lumi.

>>101780020
I cant tell if this is sarcasm or false flagging

>>101775144
same. this will be fun. I just dont want her to stop her learning streams. I think she wants to impress chat tho so that is good news

>>101780335
the learning streams are fun too, seems like she will fit them in elsewhere

Sunbrocean made me realize I hate Lumi

>>101780020
Lumi coded post.

>>101782139
Lumi made me realize I love Lumi

>>101782332
Same

Say /lemon/, just how violent do you think the yellow woman can get when placed into a competitive environment? A street fight, I don't see her lasting unless a weapon is involved. But In the honourable squared circle? I think she'd be able to last. Which is why I am hereby sharing (and encouraging) the thread to take part in Lord of the Board.

>What is it?
It's like the divegrass event, but with wrestling. Produced by the /hfz/ guys, so you know it's autistic as fuck. You can opt to make the wrestler yourself or ask them to make it for you.
>Who is in currently that Lumi can pound into submission?
>>101782835
>Anything else?
Prior to the singles event, you can also enter the mini-tag tournament. If any of the signed up threads tickle your fancy as a partner, we'll try and pair you up. Aside from that, here is some additional info related to participation. >>101779900

Thanks for reading. Lumi Love

>>101784820
Anon our streamer just gets pounded she isnt the one doing the pounding. This isnt an event for her.

>>101784820
>Say /lemon/, just how violent do you think the yellow woman can get when placed into a competitive environment?
She won’t get violent. If her five year old brother can beat her up with no pushback from her than anyone else can.

>>101784820
>>101784931
>>101785057
she could kill everyone if she wanted to but she wouldn't want to

>>101785210
Long face bottom center

>>101780020
Hi sunbrocean

>>101784820
sounds cool but I have 0 effort in me and I highly doubt we have 1500 archived posts

Why didn’t people post a link to Lumi’s stream?
https://www.youtube.com/live/QHr_zdCxOO8?si=S2yXM4hR2df92ChI

I love lumi but she needs to up the quality of her riddles man they are too easy

>>101786635
oh shit sorry I was too excited to see what was next. I hope she isnt stupid enough to read any of chats book suggestions. hyperfixating on an author without context is dumb. you read 20 pages from 10 different books per week when you are learning this stuff. lectures are easy and can be listened to while cooking

>>101780402
I think this may be the first example of a chat grooming a vtuber into being smarter and more appealing to the general population so she can escape her own chat.

>>101787010
she def wouldn't have the problem of being stuck in chat cliques if she multistreamed

>>101786635
Stream was not really good or bad just bland thats why

>>101787108
I meant general public as in normal people and chat as in people who watch vtubers. however, that is also very true

Lumi get over yourself and try multi-streaming on strategy sundays since it's a slow day and a lot of chatters don't even show up for it

>>101787136
Putting Friedrich Engels, the father of Revolutionary socialism beneath Marx isn't newsworthy for you?

Philosophy stream was so shit what was even the point of it?
Hey retard you're not going to get an accurate understand of 3000 years of Western philosophy in a couple of hours, what was the point of doing it if you're just going to shovel everyone you know nothing about into "Groundbreaking"? Ya they're groundbreaking for you because you don't know anything.

>>101787561
Lumi is eternally conflicted between wanting to be a dumb bimbo trophy wife vs having her own thoughts

>>101787561
you're listing the point of the stream, and the fact you're upset about it

>>101787561
i learned more about philosophy because the all knowing loom. god bless her infinite Caucasian wisdom.

>>101787561
I am proud of her to have the foresight required to understand why she should use her vtubing platform for self-improvement and that life long metrics are more important than the vtuber metrics that cease to be relevant the second she starts a family

>>101788097
What self improvement? She doesn't care, she doesn't understand, it's just a farce. Her e-fame has plateau'd, she better get her foid hooks into some rich guy and seal the deal before they all move on to younger fair.
Hey Lumi I have all the "philosophy" that will ever be useful to you right here: "Jews are God's chosen people, and they are allowed to do whatever they want".

Lumi is asking if she successfully ragebaited us in her philosophy stream?
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>101788573
>What self improvement?
restarting her brain
>She doesn't care, she doesn't understand, it's just a farce.
your failure to note the change does not make it a farce
>Her e-fame has plateau'd,
that never mattered
>she better get her foid hooks into some rich guy and seal the deal
yes that is the hope. I hate to see one of my own stuck here and if she escapes and finds her own path then a good thing has happened

>>101788651
self-conscious about doing brain content and that she may have been wrong about something

>>101788725
>restarting her brain
this is really the only potential benefit. i doubt she's going to explore philosophy on her own but it might get her engaged again

>>101786635
she seems so confident today

>>101788651
Ya that stream pissed me off fuck you bitch

>>101789022
meant for
>>101788651

>>101789022
I love her so much

>>101789195
she's perfect

Lumi hates Canada

Why Is Lumi such a bad mother?

>>101790136
I hate Lumi

>>101790630
Me when I see the lemon whore

>>101790702
I hate sunbro

Why does Lumi want Garrus to be such a bad boy?

>Lemon mama wants grandkids
>Lumi and Starbro are too autistic and Traumatized to be in a relationship
>Refuses to take them into therapy because she doesn’t want to be blamed for their trauma
What is her end goal?

>>101792088
>Be Starmom
>Have family disenfranchised and persecuted
>Become scientist and make bank
>Wants to secure future for her kid so craft her in a lab
>Push her relentlessly and spread out her interests to see what sticks
>Daughter is now overworked, depressed and afraid of her
>One more kid let's try again
>Have a bunch of miscarriages
>Finally one survives
>Become codependent and overprotective
>Son is now depressed and directionless
>Drop off son at Stardad's to become a real man
>Stardad sees the damage and wants to drop him off at Lumi's
>Be workaholic miserable old crone living life for the first time in 40 years

>>101792088
her motives are beyond out understanding, she is a being of pure chaos

>>101785540
LotB organizer here.
/lemon/ has 1597 archived posts in 10 threads, and there were more threads I didn't check.
If you want in, you qualify.

she loves the dad

>>101792088
I doubt she would blame herself rather blame her kids for being defective and mentally weak.

this is what happens when you are nice to people. crabs in a bucket. even for me.

Why does Lumi hate Tali?

>>101794509
Tali is a suckup who doesn't do anything on her own, unlike Garrus.

>>101794509
she sounds like a indian

Why does she keep punishing her
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1939782553977905476

Why does she keep punishing us
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1939782553977905476

>>101795483
>punishing her
>>101795517

>>101792382
Starmom and stardad are divorce?

>>101796323
no but apparently they stopped loving each other for a long while, imagine Starmom as Lumi but 100x times worse when it comes to interpersonal relationships

>>101795517
God, just once, I want to see anyone, man or woman, just come to the realization that Greek philosophers and their philosophy are for midwits and not groundbreaking or building blocks for western philosophy.

>>101796430
What you don't think dismissing a man's opinions due to a lack of gains is valid?

>>101796430
I am so sorry that you were forced to be born in a time when you would have to suffer the burden of literacy

So. lumi suffering her way through mass effect. good or bad? boring or fun? she really does like us if she moved up wednesday to 10 and is streaming through the time normally set for that weird minecraft collab

>>101798363
i think it's getting kind of boring personally, it's not entertaining to watch when she's not into it

>>101792382
I can fix Starmom

>>101799408
I just want to fix lumi

>>101796430
Seething jew

>>101788573
>Her e-fame has plateau'd
She's still growing. More people are watching phase and she's one of the biggest ones

>>101796323
No, but they sleep in different rooms

>>101799815
More people are watching Clio, Mari, and Sleepy you mean.

>>101799964
Sleepy's twitch is literally in the 3 digits. She fell off hard.

>>101799893
that's what happens around 60, the sleep is too irregular after that age, any little thing wakes you up

Why does she do shit like this? Lumi you will never be a man, "liking" a male hobby, which is run by a megacorp that is desperate to appeal to women and push diversity, doesn't make you "one of the guys".
You will always be a privileged pampered fawned-over girly, just embrace it, get some chad to squirt in your womb and make some babies - that's your main purpose and true desire in life.

>>101800321
Anon, why do you think she wants Starbro to live with her from now on??

>>101773531
>>101776520
I don't watch bethedaschlop even if my oshi plays it.

>>101800321
She's on her way to becoming a full grown Chud. Once she absorbs the BT lore the transformation will be complete.

>>101800321
she's much better than one of the guys. she is lumi

>>101787538
Saying either are philosphers is just wrong among others in that list. Although their method of thinking is Hegelian both were adamantly were against being called a philospher because their works were always soft science

>>101800321
Once you've had your share of male pickmes it's refreshing to have some sense of normalcy and decency that a woman will bring to the table. There's a grognard wargaming shop everyone goes to but me, I choose the board/partygame shop that has a tiny wargaming corner. It's almost completely silent and I can be at a no name basis with the board game mom that works the register instead of a bunch of guys doing the ocbm thing while trying to shill me the newest dice set.

It was really nice of her to say today she will play Deus Ex soon.

>>101801835
Still waiting on a VTuber to play Serious Sam TFE and TSE

>>101802024
Onolumi played the first one.

if lumi wants the gumis to start getting girlfriends as much as I do, she needs to sit them down and explain the difference between gooning, flirting, joking, and goonknighting. it will be weird and uncomfortable. far too many have fallen into the goonknight trap without realizing it.
nothing screams age inappropriate immaturity about sex like a gooner's inappropruately childish sex jokes or a goonknight's equally inappropriate and concerning melt down. fixing them means pushing them out of that habit just as much as it means making lumi exercisr.

>>101801941
you realize that making cuck cartoons only serves to encourage their subjects? a cuck's hatred is basically sanity's endorsement

>>101802180
what the fuck is a goonknight

>>101802386
A starknight

>>101802386
no ide. I was trying to to think of a term that implied gooner white knighting without being an asshole and saying incel

>>101802244
Thats funny

>>101802087
Was she serious?

>>101803052
All the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceOIAQoESOU

Lumi seems to have remembered what she wanted to do. she isnt saying what it is. should we make her feel good about herself by pretending to care and seethe about her "clever" little ploy? or should we ignore it so she feels like a retard for trying something so basic?

>>101800165
I don't think that's the reason

Starbro should be a male vtuber, and Lumi should ruin him the same way she ruins other men.

>>101803455
>way she ruins other men
do elaborate

>>101803503
By driving them mad with her regardation

>>101803524
what type of retard is she anyways? it isnt just airhead

>>101803598
The kind that thinks islands can capsize.

>>101803455
I feel like if Starbro becomes a streamer or vtuber, Lumi will think she failed him

>>101804348
why does this make me love her even more
>>101805098
I would be surprised if you are not right

>>101805382
>why does this make me love her even more
Because it makes her look like a dumb kid that you want to teach everything about the world too

>>101805860
hmm. should I be concerned by this or embrace it

>>101805912
hmm. I have been observed to be dadlike in my relationships. should I be concerned by how this is so obvious even anons notice or embrace it

>>101805860
hmm. I have been observed to be dadlike in my relationships. should I be concerned by how this is so obvious even anons notice or embrace it

>>101806086
I wouldn't make it my whole thing but it's pretty normal for a man to be that way to his girlfriend or wife.

>>101806750
cheers anon

>>101802180
>flirting, joking
she doesn't know that herself.

Lumi logs sliddin

>>101801941
this one is actually funny for once

is lumi going to guerilla today?

>>101802180
Alot of women find sex jokes funny as well anon. Chat says it alot just because there behind a screen and wanting a response from her

>>101805098
Lumi already said that would be the case. I don't blame her as her job has been a internet clown for the past 4 years

>>101809286
>has been a internet clown for the past 4 years
she is the real deal though, maybe I'm reading too much into it, but like any real clown professional I feel sadness behind it.

>>101809286
>Lumi already said that would be the case
Why

>>101808081
I dont get it

>>101808524
Oh I am very aware. the issue isnt lumi it's some of her chat. today for instance. lumi wanted to do a bruise toggle. always has. but she cant. not because some retarded schizo sends a tts, but because of a minority of unironic autists. I dont want to be a dick about this but the puritanical mindset finding sex everywhere is EVERY bit as immature as making inappropriate jokes but honestly far worse because it means.. weirder thought processes

>>101809286
>>101809712
she never said that, she doesnt want to, it's just incest shipping. the rule of thunb is that when something is retarded it isnt real

Okay, but what if Pippa cucks Lumi by stealing Starbro’s collab virginity like she did with Eimi and Hina

>>101805382
>why does this make me love her even more
Because in truth you're in love with Hank Johnson.

>>101809984
He's a jelly enjoyer pipnig.

>>101810124
?

>>101810590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cesSRfXqS1Q

>>101810560
Okay, what if Jelly cucks Lumi by stealing Starbro’s collab virginity?

>>101810623
jelly is already taken
so is lumi btw

>>101810607
if lumi was an old nigger stoned out of her I'd love her too
>>101810903
thank you for reserving my place anon, most people dont say someone is taken until after the fact

>>101811097
poor gumicuck. You aint fyren

>>101792382
>>Become codependent and overprotective
Somewhere in the past, Lumi was seething at that.

>>101799712
It's on Lumi to fix herself, the best we can do is show our support

Posted pcg but no definitive answer

is there any good video/thread on what exactly happened at cyberlive/aetheria? How did lumi get out on top? Where did everyone go?
Huge drama but almost no info... like what happened really?

>>101798363
>that weird minecraft collab
:(

>>101810623
Lumi will watch from the cuck chair and be happy

>>101812026
I cant be the only one who thinks it is weird and boring can I? theyre larping too hard. I feel like it is the worst of both worlds for a collab. no chat stuff, which is fine, but they arent playing a fun game to watch, or even just having fun tooling around with each other. it's like forced sponsored content but without the wink wink nudge nudge

>>101811411
a month or two of shaming her into not being stupid ought to be enough. I hope she does more.random late night streams like when her parents went home. that was beyond cozy

>>101812474
I missed that stream unfortunately but the vod was really nice and candid, the handcams she did after were as well

>>101812351
Only Jelly likes minecraft. Watching Lumi solo play it was suffering.

>>101812673
it was interesting seeing the impact of a different chat, how fast she cheered up and how long it took for normal chat to recreate a parent visit. she is such a baby. I've never seen someone roll over to such unimpressive sources of prompting. I hope some moralfag adopts/marries her because the alternative isnt weird sex, it is disappearing into the lumi hole and never coming out again

>>101798363
>lumi suffering her way through mass effect
it's strange, first 30m she goes " oh this sucks" but then gushes over this and that for another 4 hours. I really don't get her about mass effect.

>>101812860
solo playing is one thing because she is playing. this is.. I dont know what it is. it is one thing to be meh at a game and not love it. it is another to deliberately pick the shittiest tasks imaginable and completing them by yourself. Maybe it is art of something but she needs to explain it

>>101812922
>gushes over this and that
you mean today? when? or do you mean earlier?

>>101812963
today too. earlier more.

>>101812989
oh. she was faking. she is used to doing it. you can tell when she starts yapping really fast and forgetting things. and pandering. that's streamer brain. you can really see it go into overdrive last wednesdayish evening. she had to act like she is having fun. the only thing that changed is the frequency with which she is called out for it.
I dont mean that negatively, it is her job. I just dont get why she doesnt play games she likes

>>101812942
you are reading too much into it, PEAK colab was about the same
take them one by one in other colabs, they usually don't speak much, except Dizzy but she takes announcer kind of role
so when you put them all together this happens, they need to colab more to find boundaries of where they can make a joke or not, what is public and what is not

>>101813114
they are acting out very specific roles that are as boring as the ones you would expect in real life. it's like the office but only the parts where they are working

>>101813112
>you can really see it go into overdrive last wednesdayish evening.
you mean dorf fort?

>>101813158
>the ones you would expect in real life.
I'm into that, but I hate minecraft with passion. I'd rather they L4D

>>101813112
>>101813265
you mean sponsored segment, right, I had to remind myself
yes, I know that kind of faking, she is obvious about it
ME is a mixed bag in contrast, that's why I'm confused

What is this gay armchair psychology? She just hates you guys and wants to graduate, she is getting bored.

>>101813265
maybe it was monday. some schizo ttsd something weird and the cringe part of chat was keeping notes or something and she just zoned the fuck out. I almost want to commision a study about all the weird dynamics at play. Lumi would make a good test subject for experiments

>>101813370
first time?

>>101813370
You don't understand. She wants to use the abused bruise toggle but the evil CHAT is stopping her! It's not his fetish at all and he certainly hasn't been talking about the bruise toggle since /lemon/ first started getting made, it's her TRUE desire and he's the ONLY ONE who sees it.

>>101813379
>and she just zoned the fuck out.
I missed it, I sort of like these moments. Bring up melancholy in me.

>>101813370
>she hates chat and is bored
correct but she doesnt know who or why. if she quits now she's gonna end up in perma worst day of streaming fugue the rest of her life. you can just tell someone everything at once or they freak out
>armchair psych
anon. saying that buzz word undermines your ethos more than who you say it to. it's like chat losing their shit and feeding the trolls whenever anyone sends a weird tts. it's saying you havent dealt with it before

>>101813579
>correct but she doesn't know who or why.
personally I think her regulars are the worst. I kind of understand why she seeks out sunbrocean, he is the safest non offensive bet.

>>101813689
Good morning sunbrocean, don't forget to take your meds today

>>101813748
fuck you too OCBM

>>101813689
Good morning sunbr0 got any investment tips for me so I can donate all my gains to lumi in your name?

>>101813456
thank you for illustrating the point. this is the first time anyone has used the term "bruise toggle". I know because I made the first general. you found a way to freak out about it.
this sort of behavior scares the shit out of girls in real life so I am going to be nice and explain this one last time. no one who has ever gotten laid would bring their fetishes to a vtuber. I would to to a bar, hit a club, or pay for a whore before debasing myself to the point of lusting after a cartoon with a bunch of foul smelling grognards only a fucking loser too broke to wipe his own ass would EVER sit around gooning to vtubers. that is why they are so easy to spot. they are unemployed and have the most childish interactions imaginable with their fantasies.
That is so obvious that even gooners understand it. the only people who do not understand that are the exact same perverts projecting their incel bullshit onto everyone else and then denying it to cope. normal person would never consider a fucking cartoon as something they want to fuck.
Youre inceling far too hard for your own good. It is making you a pervert and your puritanism isnt fooling anyone but yourself. you need to get a healthier relationship with sex or shut up about it. this sort of behavior scares the shit out of girls. for your own good. stop. you dont want to be this person. I know you think you are helping but you are only making your life shittier for yourself.

>>101813748
>>101813950
>>101814065
>>101813689
get the fuck out of my thread.

>>101814150
Sunbr0... come on buddy

>>101814109
This, fellow chatters, is what we call
>projection

>>101814109
You couldn't even use proper punctuation, and capitalization. You want me to take anything you typed seriously?

>>101814472
No you don't get it, it's his opsec typing style so Lumi can't find out which chatter he is. He uses alt accounts too.

>>101814531
I do this unironically

>>101814531
>>101814762
I'm likely noticed already, but I don't chat that much. Being ESL is a curse and a blessing.

>>101814531
she only cares about sunbrocean and fyren in chat

>>101815203
>>101815191
Do you guys actually sync up? Is this what happens when gumis go hollow?

>>101815251
>people aren't noticing
>it's just a coordinated raid
Honest schizo thought patterns, I wasn't joking about taking your meds today.

>>101815251
it's one bitter guy, he made up his mind about CHIM event.

>>101815365
>it's one guy
Your noticing level is low, unless you're implying those two posts made under 60 seconds of each other were the same guy using two internet connections.

>>101815533
what is a phone

I still think Sakana would fire, or at the very least, punish Lumi for housing her little brother with her.

Phase connect has a no-male rule for a reason.

>>101815808
you are delusional and retarded.

I think fyren and sunbro posting is lumicore, it and the reactions to it make me laugh.

>>101816293
Sunbro would be more funny if he wasn't causing chat interaction to be so shitty every single stream. At least Fyrenposting didn't become live stream content.

>>101816573
Thats the only thing I'll cave on, sunbro shits up streams which is arguably worse. I still believe hes a psyop. Either a lumi friend or a mod/staff. Here posting about it though that's fair game

rockstar Lumi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paXxJ535yHY

>>101812351
All minekraft streams are boring all the time. Doesn't matter who plays them.

Hey Anon, I never watched Lumi, do you have a playlist with the best moments?

>>101818094
sure
https://youtu.be/QR01MFlpk30

>>101818094
>>101818138
You have to stop doing this every day man, it's painfully transparent that you're pretending to be a new poster and replying to yourself when you do the same exact pattern every time.

>>101818205
meds

>>101818138
tnx anon, here is the picture for you

>>101818550
I like that picture, may I save it?

>>101818205
paranoid retard, go take a walk

>>101818569
sure, happy you liked it

>>101814531
hardly. she knows everyone here
>>101814472
hysterical. you cant help yourself. I'm sure you musy be a smash with the ladies with your fedora

>>101814426
go pay for a whore and talk to me once you have your shit together

>>101819179
Retard lol

Will she win this year's annual song contest?

>>101819588
If the judges have down syndrome.

this Ferrari Kid dweeb wasn't bullied enough as a child

>>101820059
uh oh is sunbrocean getting jealous?

>>101820059
Dont call out specific chatters. Im sure I'm not the only linguistics autist here and there is plenty of material people just hand out on discord. it isnt hard. but it is breaking an unspoken rule but yes someone should have kicked his ass. my God.

It's funny how much aura Lumi's regulars have

>>101820059
Sunbr0 come on man leave the little guys be you're already winning

>>101820179
Too bad you guys are /shon/ now

>>101818205
I'm going to be honest. back when the thread was new and it was one or two other people (maybe our new OP, I still dont know who he or she is) not once did I samefag. this thread got started to kill off the anti-catalogue threads and was a holy war for the lulz against the local schizos and the white knights that feed them. hell even during the shadow war to fix things so lumi could ego search again didnt require sinking so low.
>>101820235
Im not a whore so I dont know what that means. unless you mean two annoying discord gumis showing up and trying to take credit for everything after it's done. next theyll be claiming they were dono spamming at the start of streams to fuck with the twitch algo for front loaded visibility and talking to themselves with anon donos to keep lumi from giving up during the incident.

If lumi is reading that 40k I hope she starts at chapter 1 instead of the cringe epilogue because the first chapter will suck her in or go meh and then she know it isnt for her

>>101820201
It is a lumi thread

>>101825309
*Cuckthread*
Sunbrocean, don't bother throwing money at lumi, she has fyren. You will never surpass the ghost of oblivion

>>101819588
No she can't sing.

>>101829209
Lumi is a great singer. Didn’t her mom force her to have a singing coach.

>>101828066
there's no way he is actually here is there

>>101829728
No she figured it out on her own, her range is very narrow and she's got terrible lung capacity and uses her music theory from Piano lessons/Arts degree to sing in tune.

why did lumi want to cry today

>>101831479
She wants to be a tradwife so badly

>>101831664
I think she said it was about the song but this I also believe. I wonder how many years she expects the courting process to last

catching up on the lore. are fyren and sunbro the same or different people now? what is the lemon headed cuckposting about?

>>101832729
Fyren and Sunbro is literally Starbro

>>101831664
What's stopping her from being a tradwife?

>>101835104
Being an autistic shut in who flees when someone talks to her in public

>>101835104
>>101835158
also liking traditionally masculine hobbies

>>101832729
The cuckposter cares not from where the cucking is coming from, his only concern is that there is cucking. People are freaking out that SunbrOcean has pictures of himself looking extremely masculine and handsome and has some pretty wild claims about his occupation, wealth, interests etc. It seems no matter the subject he is performing at an elite level but only offers surface level takes about everything. I myself don't really buy it because what filters can do and I think he's a bored phonegamer that tries to catfish e-girls.

The cucklore started spiraling out of control when I decided to fight fire with fire and point out how ridiculous it is to assume cuckoldry no matter what and I created the Extended Lumi Cuckverse. It started out with a bait (pic rel) to see if the cuckposter would bite and he did. Because this is the reasonable take that if you assume Lumi has a bf then Fyren must be the most cucked as he's been invisible for years and years. I then made more images each adding more levels of cuckoldry until the the cuckposter was stuck living with Lumi living rentfree in his head while his fat gf dreams of receiving Sunbro's 1000bits.

>>101835539
I posted it once, then pretended to be another anon by downloading it again changing the filename as the cuckposter would no doubt feel no satistfaction from stealing an original image >>101791494 which he quickly did >>101791678 and fell for it hook line and sinker. Thus proving my hypothesis that this wasn't a well reasoned position and that he didn't care as long as long as he can anti Lumi.

>>101835539
thank you for the explanation. that explains how it all started. do people actually think he is here, is it just a few annoying retards, or is sunbrocean a thing gumis have started calling each other sort of like black people and nigger?
also be careful with the cuck shit dude I think it really hurts her feelings and it's lumi.

>>101836693
He's kind of a boogeyman like Fyren, things he has said include "I have so much willpower it gets me into trouble sometimes" which gets meme'd a lot. I think my work has served it's purpose, nobody really knows who's doing the cucking anymore and the cuckposting has died down. I've cucked them out of cuckposting if you will.

>>101836787
yeah but this isnt the type of confusion that bypasses midwit takes by making people question their own senses and gaslight themselves into thinking something was a psyop or similar. this seems to create the narrative that it is a cuckposting free for all and lumi is an evil bitch. Had you not been so forthcomimg I would assume you were an anti.
Im no whiteknight but if you are a gumi keep in mind what the last few months have been like for her. also keep in mind that the tough internet skin facade provides zero armor to gumis switching teams and being mean

>>101835286
Of course she likes traditionally masculine hobbies. She simultaneously had to be Starbro's maternal and paternal figure

>>101837042
Maybe but 1. I don't think you can be a true gumi without being 50% anti and 2. I assume she feels hurt by people misunderstanding her on a personal level but also finds voyeuristic enjoyment seeing what people say or assume about her. I don't know if it was the ideal method but it sold the idea that Lumi has cuckposters that schizo out about everything rather than form one cohesive narrative. I guess it's a psyop in a way.

>>101837252
fair enough actually, ensuring that the people you are dealing with are actually cant be fixed with a little patience and reason is important. I always hold on to hope for too long. This hobby attracts so many autists and schizos you can never really tell just how retarded they are.
it is kinda sad in the case of autists, I never really appreciated how willfully schizo they can make themselves. if they cant take a second and ask themselves "oh wait maybe the reason I am so horrible at this in real life is because I have no idea what the fuck is going on" then I am not sure someone is sentient. I still always feel bad, like I am abusing a power delta, whenever I make them fuck off

>>101835104
she is so schizo about schzios that it makes everyone interested legitimately worried about approaching her. I hate any conclusion that requires a woman to decide how she feels and make a decision. even more so for lumi. it also isnt exactly traditional or non-pussy like to wait for a woman to say when it is cool to ask her to hang out.
regardleas, I dont see another plan for this level of tard brain. trad tardwifing still requires her to decide where the line between schizo and suitor lies. then lay out a path she feels safe on and whem her hidden criteria are met tell them. bitches need a firm hand and she is nice enough to deserve one.

Starbro will fix Lumi

>>101836787
>I've cucked them out of cuckposting if you will.
Have you thought about suicide? Stop writing walls of text to yourself this thread looks like krampus talking to himself.

Sunbro will fix Lumi

>>101771216 (OP)
>gliese, to shine/shiny
>lumi, illumination
>667C [schizo explanation here]
>space's greatest thief
>How you have fallen from heaven, morning star, son of the dawn! You have been cast down to the earth, you who once laid low the nations! You said in your heart, "I will ascend to the heavens; I will raise my throne above the stars of God; I will sit enthroned on the mount of assembly, on the utmost heights of Mount Zaphon. I will ascend above the tops of the clouds; I will make myself like the Most High." But you are brought down to the realm of the dead, to the depths of the pit. Those who see you stare at you, they ponder your fate: "Is this the man who shook the earth and made kingdoms tremble, the man who made the world a wilderness, who overthrew its cities and would not let his captives go home?"
shame, i liked her singing.

>>101835104
Deep down, she wants to be the girlboss she envisioned herself as a child.

>>101838054
>>101837646
>>101837252
>>101837042

lets see if lumi has balls

she ran off. coward

>>101811783
>How did lumi get out on top
All the other girls were lazy

>>101844440
that's the one thing no one can ever accuse lumi of

>>101840659
No he won’t

Sex with Sunbro

>>101835539
>SunbrOcean has pictures of himself looking extremely masculine and handsome
Is it actually him? I never seen the pictures and it's the internet so it could be some random guy from his Facebook that he went to school with

Lumi has fallen.

What is the appeal of the Lumi?

>>101847425
The GFE

>>101847425
I love her.
>>101847074
fallen? what did she not notice this time?

>>101840044
I think she is trying to fix him. he sounds like a chill brother in law though. if theyre a package deal I wouldnt mind having him around. so long as lumi isnt a bitch about me being cool and letting him drink and play vidya when she falls asleep

>>101849565
But Lumi can’t fix herself.

>>101849666
no she cannot. she is worth it enough to take a two for one deal tho

>>101840044
Lumi will mind break and ruin starbro. Her revenge against her mother will be complete once starbro is corrupted.

>>101849831
it would be funny if there was some sort of subconscious tard rage thing at play. it couldnt be deliberate. she was too depressed and him too young for them to have a proper relationship early on. Lumi does love him unconditionally, she just doesnt know how to. figuring out how to express that properly will make a big difference. I hope he hurries up and heads over

>>101846993
I don't know but reverse image search yields nothing

>>101849831
she got him into factorio so she's already halfway there

>>101851526
She is doing it just for setting him up for jelly which is the most infuriating thing.

>>101851739
she wouldn't want him to date a streamer

>>101852239
She doesnt want to say it publicly and ruin Jelly's image. You are clueless.

>>101853039
is Jelly in on it?

>>101853326
I wouldnt know lumi is insidious.

>>101853326
Jelly had her own ghost of oblivion reveal recently. Sorry starbro, she is just like lumi with her own fyren.

you guys are all retarded. dating a girl who is significantly older than you is gay. Man goes on top of woman. jelly is like 5 years older than him. Theyre never dating.
As an aside, if she fucks up starbros life by dragging him into streaming shit I will beat her with a rake and feed her to the leaves

15 minutes until the part of the day where you can listen to your favorite autist make soothing retard noises

>>101859179
im going through lemon withdrawls right now

>>101859179

it is time
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>101859387
What happened fyren? A break up with Lumi?

>>101860657
no i dont do movie night so it was a night without lumi

>>101860735
Sunbro... you're so cool to star in the movies instead of watching them holy fuck I kneel.

>>101776520
>freaking out and going on a banning spree over her brother
Your cope is delicious anon

>>101776520
>>101862860
Holy mother of cope.
Listen I'll explain this exactly once.
The bug was that Oblivion saved to local C:/User data folders and did not have cloud saving/sharing working at all. What so ever. This is a verifiable fact you can google. There was literally no way for it to happen.
Now the one drive excuse was at least plausible but would imply she shared one drive accounts with her brother, which is also retarded. Its just as easy and more reasonable to have your own account and share/send documents between accounts as needed which is how everyone does cloud document sharing.
Do her a favor and just shut up about it so it can die off, STOP replying.

>>101863845
>>101862860
within 30sec again, I haven't seen conclusive evidence of this happening if OneDrive isn't involved because the error occurs when OneDrive changes your cloud sync directory to one the game doesn't recognize. Otherwise it seems to work exactly as I said it does from the beginning, it saves to the documents folder irrespective of user

>>101859623
Lumi is such a simp for Samara

>>101865957
And yet, she hates Liara, the best girl.

Every shooter game Lumi tries to be a sniper but she probably shouldn't.

>>101867551
not every game is made for snipers, maybe she should try something like Delta Force

Lumi wants to torture men

lumi does a good job of letting you notice what she needs you to

>>101867822
I knew she would make a good femdom

>>101863845
is it better to filter these crazy retards or is it worse to leave lumi at the mercy of a smaller group of crazies? serious question. I have put in my dues 100x over. I am wondering where to go now that this status quo has solidified.

Why does Lumi laugh at women's suffering

>>101869206
because it is funny and she doesnt like sharing the people she loves

>>101865280
the error OCCURED (past test, this is verifiable, and conclusive) in >STEAM< cloud sync, because they did not use the specific cloud sync locations/APIs (remember this is a game port). Ergo there is no steam sync family share crap that could have possibly happened.
The premise that One Drive synced it is absurd, because that would mean she shares microsoft accounts with her brother, who can just have his own free microsoft account, with which to share files between accounts like any normal person.
One Drive doesn't change the directories, the game itself saves it and checks the wrong folder for cloud sync to work (cloud sync transfers it in the wrong folder, oblivion doesn't find it, so people are losing saves/not syncing). The folders are still under C:/Users/USER/Documents etc.
No syncing was ever working, ergo, it was a local save, ergo, concordantly. vis-à-vis Q.E.D.

>>101869242
She should learn to share

>>101869186
at this point people will believe what they want and act accordingly. I wouldn't engage as it just brings more of the same (this is the attention economy afterall, and supply will meet demand).

>>101869321
no

>>101869461
that it most certainly has, does, and shall. Ive been doing the same; it feels weird but I guess we are back to normal

>>101869206
Why wouldn’t she? How many girls did she bully in highschool and college?

>>101867970
That's our queen

>>101869306
>One Drive doesn't change the directories, the game itself saves it and checks the wrong folder for cloud sync to work (cloud sync transfers it in the wrong folder, oblivion doesn't find it, so people are losing saves/not syncing). The folders are still under C:/Users/USER/Documents etc.
>No syncing was ever working, ergo, it was a local save, ergo, concordantly. vis-à-vis Q.E.D.
this doesn't really refute my point if onedrive didn't interfere in the first place and it was just a false assumption, unless steam cloud never worked for anything regardless of onedrive or not

>>101869796
Personally I don't take kindly to lies and being mislead, but not sure what I was expecting as a man of honor in a den of thieves. There's no normal for me, but I'll take to being filtered just fine.

>>101870002
She never bullied anyone who didn't deserve it

>>101870030
im not refuting one drive being a false assumption, that's what I'm arguing. Because Oblivion was a port the saves go to a place that doesn't work with stream cloud sync, which is why it never worked. You can try to blame one drive but that's also stupid because while it can sync across her devices it still wont explain how her brothers devices did it. So her narrative is a cope and only a fool buys it.

>>101870096
What about that nerdy girl in middle school

>>101870260
she deserved it

>>101870278
No one deserves to be bullied

>>101867822
I wish she would torture me.

>>101870241
Then I guess the following sequence of events would be the most accurate
>local save file loaded
>fumbled the cover story
>Xal tried to help the best he could and kept his mouth shut to keep his job
>She was unable to seek help from management because it was a contract violation
>No live-in boyfriends in the contract rrat must be true
>Sakana was unable to prove a guy was living there so he couldn't terminate her
But there's a lot of assumptions in there and Xal loyalty over Phase loyalty being the most questionable one.
He could just as easily have thrown her under the bus and went on to mod one of the other girls.
Otherwise it's such a colossal fuck up overall it's unbelievable and that's the strongest point against it.
You have to assume that someone fucked up every step of the way and while it does happen, at 5 or more points like really?
There's also the problem that she doesn't match the profile aside from the odd trips and it makes no sense why he would be there when she was on a work trip in Japan.
I guess the next fuck up of similar proportions will shine light on the situation but for now I still don't buy it I'm still 50/50 on it.

>>101870627
Just accept it was Starbro’s save file and move on already.

I love lumi

>>101870771
Yeah that's the stronger possibility imo

>>101870627
now you're speculating and making assumptions. I don't care what went down behind the scenes, it's already a demonstrable lie on the surface. For all we know it's not violating the boyfriend clause because she doesn't have a boyfriend, its a husband. Ain't she clever teehee

>>101870771
>Just delude yourself like a dumbass
no u

People still looping this need to get laid or kill themselves

>>101870827
We all love Lumi.

>>101870891
> the loops ahhh the looooops
ok froot

>>101870871
I'm just doing due diligence because if you can't make assumptions and try to make sense of the events then you can't say it's a bf unless he appears physically on stream and announces himself

>>101870991
Thats fine, it could be a roommate, it could be "just a friend" who only stops by. But Starbro was east coast at school so it definitely wasn't him. I'm only arguing what is clearly evident.

New Lemon Thread
>>101871657
>>101871657
>>101871657

I wonder if this means we have moved on to the second part of the book