Thread 101774004

Nobody made the thread so I had to fucking make it edition

Karaoke stream still up (for now): https://www.youtube.com/live/H_Nc-zjRmK4

Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@SamekoSaba
Twitter:https://twitter.com/samekosaba

Songs:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3cryiz8nJo

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>Miss Gura?
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>>101773026
Anon.
You are a fucking moron.
I didn't "misunderstand" jack shit, let alone intentionally. YOU don't know what the word "adult" means in this context it means "sexually mature", i.e., fertile, which led you to misunderstood the point I was making, and now you're throwing a tantrum and blaming me for your own mistake.
Nothing was being "pulled", and the fact that you're using your own stupidity to develop a persecution complex and falsely throw out redditor "fallacy" accusations to sidestep making an actual argument is infantile.
Either admit you're wrong or kindly go ahead and fuck off if you insist on being a dishonest crybaby and unworthy of my time, but either way please spare us this pathetic, disingenuous little act of yours.

Searching the catalog with “same” returns like 10 posts while searching with “ggg” only returns with one.

>>101774030
Ok I was wrong alright…you win the argument, I don’t know what came over me…I’m sorry

>>101774044
try searching "/same/" instead

>>101774071
I’m a fool. Thank you chumbie

>>101774030
>>101774063
You two are genuinely pedophiles

https://x.com/snoozingobake/status/1939465294436540899
If you feel depressed or sad, just watch this.

It would be very funny if the fish eggs jork it pic catches on and saba sees it

>>101774106
Reddit is that way.

The chumbies will be waking up soon

>>101774063
... man, now I feel bad.
I'm sorry bongbud. That was uncalled for. If it makes you feel better, it wasn't the argument that set me off, it was a trivial and stupid argument anyway. I'm honestly just sensitive over being accused of things like that, but I still shouldn't have been so mean. Not now especially, this is a happy time.
I'm sorry for sperging out like that, you didn't deserve it. Still buds?

>>101774004 (OP)
>karaoke stream monetized
Is she fucking insane? Her channel will get nuked.

>>101774167
Eeeek!

>>101774106
sorry tourist around these parts we just call them based instead
pedophiles is a bit too long to write out

>>101774176
I was actually nta. I’m sorry chumbie lol. I just wanted to throw a monkey wrench in your argument and it seems I succeeded.

>>101774139
The one with all the eggs in a toilet bowl?

>>101774179
I‘m scared the kiwiniggers will massreport her.

>>101774208
Oh you
... and now I'm feeling the irritation at that idiot bong boiling back up again agh why the fuck am I like this

>>101774093
Anytime cutebud

>Hail Saba, still the Same
>The Doob is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy kani, /ggg/sus
>Little Saba, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Mackerel
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Sabaguraette honhonhon

Gura is Sabated

Country Roads and Still Standing were the best

For King and Kani!

>>101774333
For me it was stay with me, i screamed my lungs out with her

>>101774231
My advice is to abstain from arguments on /same/ as best you can. I struggle with this too however. But if you feel like engaging in an argument, then do something else for 15 minutes and come back and reply to whoever the most recent poster is. Engaging in arguments only prolongs the negative feelings you get. Ignoring the posts that make you mad is best case scenario because it limits the time you feel upset. And time is a precious thing chumbie. You only get so much of it before you end up 6 ft under.

>>101774302
Hon hon oui oui!

>>101774004 (OP)
I wanna jork it in her not a bowl of her menstrual cycle.

>>101774325
Sabinga!

>>101774342
For s’ghetti too!!!

bread

pɐǝɹq

>>101774480
its clear it was just a nervous tic

Why does she sound so much better than her graduation karaoke? Her voice sounds sooo much smoother its insane.

>>101774480
tfw no face

>>101774119
>>101774119
Stupid fish, you cannot just go and vibe on stream. Ffs now im pissed

>depressed and quits
>returns a month later with a merch drop
mfw

Ok I know you’re doing this just to piss me off now

I see the scalpers are still butthurt

>tfw I don't even really want that merch
Even the shirt looks a bit meh. I'm sure she'll have much better merch in the future that I do want

>>101774375
I appreciate your advice bud. Unfortunately I have this particular 'tism brainworm way worse than most people. You'll notice that last reply of mine was literally over an hour and 15 minutes after the post I was (You)ing because there was no bread yet lol.
The good news is that I'm only like 10% as bad now as I was when I was younger, if you can believe it. So maybe it's just something that will continue naturally fading with time. Regardless, I'll promise you that I'll keep trying to be better.
Also, may I just say that I find it hard to imagine you of all buds being argumentative? You must shift into a totally different typing and picrel style or something. Color me impressed.

I dont understand how no one see's how in poor tastes all of this is.

>>101774480
How dare you combo break breadposter bud

>>101774601
You know I'm right

>>101774414
La Sabasée

saba did 9/11

>>101774586
Youre just mad Guras second cumming turning out to be a massive success

>>101774440
*laugh track*

>>101774659
Nyoooo she is going to reach a million before her next stream, i want to see her reaction while it happens ON stream

>>101774612
oops

>>101774613
Keep telling yourself that vermin

>>101774705
Why does she want me to fap to her feet so much

>>101774684
It sucks she felt like she shouldn't celebrate it as Gura. That alone should have been a massive redflag for all of us that things aren't right at Hololive.

>>101774678
it was a sad revelation when she said her seashells stopped talking to her.

>>101774724
You sound mentally ill, dozens of holos all celebrate their mile stones all the time just fine

>>101774673
Nope, It's just no different than an actual egirl now and it's shit her model is so similar

>>101774752
how new?

>never going to go to a pirate cosplay bar with the buds to sing odes to her fat tail
NGMI

>>101774582
It only happens on rare occasions, like once every 2 months kinda thing. And it’s always very brief because I’ll say something snarky and no more than 15 minutes later will feel bad and apologize. I’m not very good at arguing, you see.

>>101774769
How is it a cover issue that some ""fans"" were being shitstirrers over her racing Korone and Fubuki

>>101774761
>vt is all about cult personality
Yes? Thats the point

After rewatching the streams twice, I realized I really don’t like her generic look. The model moves and animates like every other small-time indie VTuber, lacking anything distinctive. If you search for VTubers on YouTube or Twitch, you’ll find dozens of models like Saba’s, which strips away the uniqueness that made Gura’s model stand out. Ultimately, the person behind the avatar matters most, but this design feels so plain and indie that it reminds me of every non-Hololive VTuber I can’t stand

>wake up
>shower
>coffee
>nihongo reps
>watching some fat cat mario kart
Meanwhile there's this retard waking up shitposting
I don't get it

I need to sleep. sabmorning!

>>101774804
youre not subtle tourist

You have tried this bait since her design reveal, you should unironically kill yourself holopag.

>>101774804
That's ok, that's what most people say at this point. If you enjoyed Gura you are going to end up getting used to it.

>>101774794
I don't know man, I'm not a fan of pretending you're burntout to the point of quitting and garnering so much support only to come back a month later with the same model and no one questions it like they're in some sort of trance

>Guys guys I REALLY don't like the model. Like at all. Also its so stupid shes selling merch right away. Doesn't it just suck that it all sold out immediately? She's an e girl now. Like totally an e girl. Did i mention i don't like the model? Is this subtle enough?

This isn't even the first time you've done this. Go back to discord or reddit or whatever retard chamber you climbed out of

>>101774817
Sabmorno

>>101774793
>implying korone and fubuki weren't already in a friendly race but oh when gura joined in it suddenly became bad and disrespectful
Kys corpodrone. Fuck off from here. You are not welcome.

>>101774804
>pretending the roomate matters more than the model
/hlgg/ and /vt/ really have fallen

>>101774871
I repeat, you sound mentally ill

>>101774861
kek, no you see the 1058214th time he does it is when he's going to convince all chumbies

>>101774861
Multiple people can have the same opinion schizoanon

>>101774789
You are such a good soul it hurts, cutebud. I believe I've said this before but I really do wish I could be more like you.

Man, I never realized how schizo holodrones are. I am ashamed I was once one of them for my oshi. Hope your company burns to the ground.

>>101774895
For some reason retards from discord/reddit don't understand that we have pattern recognition. I expect to be called a schizo by the tranny soon
Oh it already happened while typing this out

>>101774899
ACK now tranny

>>101774678
Thank you for tracking the laugh, laugh tractor

>>101774847
Anon, its bad to work for a japanese corporation. Its bad for your health and mental. Even if its all her devious masterplan of being a lazy pos i get it why her corp chapter is over. Rightfully so. God help those still stuck in there and i wish them soon indy.

Liggers and badly disguised phasetards unironically trying to fit in here, wild.

>>101774918
It’s best to ignore them and don’t give them replies. They get depressed and suicidal whenever the thread is talking happily about Saba, just like yesterday.

>>101774940
fortunately, I'm not a tranny and not every single person that disagrees with you is one either.

this way of ignoring actual criticism is getting retarded

>>101774951
A lot of girls enjoy it. You can't assume it's the same experience for everyone. Girls like FWMC or Biboo love what they are doing for example

>>101774963
I CANNOT handle how cute her singing was again. I got $500 in dividends so I'm buying a membership today

>>101774946
That tractor? Me

>>101774982
>>101774951
Keep corpo shit out of the thread thank you yoho!

>>101774951
I understand why she would want to quit, but she should actually just quit then. Hell, even at least wait several months or something b/c this just feels icky even though I liked her since she debuted originally

>>101774963
>It’s best to ignore them and don’t give them replies
And you say this despite being one of the shitposters here? You actually think you're the "good" poster here?
Look at the kind of garbage shitposts you produce >>101774917

It’s so funny how my wife sang kiss me infront of all her fans yesterday to me. She must really love me.

He's really going all out. This is almost Jeremy tier spam

komrade kani krew

>>101774907
Thank you chumbie. I believe I’m the way I am because I always wanted to be like Ed from Ed Edd n Eddy. If you know what you want to be like, I believe you will become more like it.

>>101775013
>the jew cries out in pain when he strikes you
You are on the wrong website for this you retarded nigger. Go back to twitter or discord and start sucking holocock. Stay at least 500 feet away from any saba thread or content. Don’t even look at her you don’t deserve to live on the same planet as her, fucking insect.

https://x.com/Dexerto/status/1939480799859880268
>news account posts about Saba's successful debut
>normalfags are seething because she's a loli
>Cover dickriders are seething because they said that she used to be Gura
It amuses me.

>>101775056
>holocock
nta, but it's actually insane how quickly you all turn on what you supported a year ago. Just like troons

>>101774784
>Anons are happier discussing shitposters than daydreaming about singing in a cosplay bar with chumbies
I see how it is

>>101775068
The loli complaints are really funny considering not a single part of her model is sexual. I saw one retard claiming she was baiting with her tummy

Modern retards make everything sexual and then bitch

>>101775035
SaBased

>>101775085
It's really just >>101774953
They come in here cause they smell an easy opportunity to now rally behind Saba to spew anti corp/antiholo/anti shit in general

>>101775068
Gura wouldn't be Gura, and Saba wouldn't be Saba if it wasn't for Cover and never forget that. No matter how much you want to deny the reality of it.

>>101775113
That makes sense

>>101775085
>>101775113
>>101775114
Kill yourself

Its going to be really funny when the entire thread is nuked and it turns out it was just one retard talking to himself

>>101775141
You speak just like a troon too. Is that all you got?

>>101774951
The whole bathroom ticket thing was really gross. Felt so bad for her. Working for jap bug men sounds hellish

Goob morning retards

>>101775090
I literally missed your post in the sea of brainrot, I'm sorry chumbie. I shall now (You) your post:
>>101774784
We will be too busy arguing over how to split the booty

Reminder to call the mods! They wont bonk him unless you do

>>101774784
>>101775090
I hope she does a concert soon, I want to see her on stage and meet fellow crabs.

>>101775168
>bathroom ticket
Can I get a qrd on this please

>>101775068
>furry
>crypto
>"artist"
funny how they always check at least 1 box

>>101774999
Sugoi!!

>>101775184
>>101775174
i watched the taiwan buds convention and i was really jealous, i really want us to do something like that closeby me
I can't wait for a concert from her too, but first she needs to put out a few songs

What the hell happened here, been gone from this place since the graduation announcement and it hard to tell a chumbie from a thread shitter now

>>101775241
It's just one retard that woke up and started to shitpost. He doesn't seem to realize when he starts and stops all at once with his same fagging that it's really obvious to tell it's just one butthurt concern troll

>>101775241
>t hard to tell a chumbie from a thread shitter now
always has been, she's so too powerful for them to not raid us
Also careful with that gif, it frequently gets me banned by using it
Mods do not like it much

>Gee why did the chumbies sour on Cover after all the shit they did to Gura that led to her graduating
>It's not like they've spent the last five years consistently complaining about perms and JP corpo autism
>Must be raiders!
>t. raider
>*gets mass jannyraped*
Another day on vt/same/

>>101775114
You're right, she's the sum of everything, but only an actual Cover dickrider would get mad about someone openly connecting the dots. The only reason Saba didn't outright say it herself is the NDA.

And there you have it, mods nuked the retard
Thanks mods!

>>101775184
>>101775174
Also, do you like the song? i cant wait until we have better models, there's so many songs i want to revisit. I have a clear idea in my mind of what they should be but its really hard to wrangle it to be good enough

>>101774179
>stream monetized
Is there a way to tell if a video is monetized?

>>101775184
Same desu but I'm worried one of you will realize it's me somehow
>>101775235
I wish I knew how to organize meetups. I guess the Taiwanbuds have the advantage of occupying a much smaller landmass.

>>101775319
Which song do you mean? I‘m not listening to any gura song anymore because she said she can’t sing them. That hurts ash again taking 2 whole years even more. I wonder how sad she felt when she realized she can’t sing any of her old songs. That’s why we have to support her and be as positive about the future as we can!

As a casual vtuber viewer, could someone enlighten me how do people hear about a new indie and find out it's someone they know, BEFORE their debut?

>>101775330
I think ads are running on it but I don't know if that means it's actually monetized or not.

>>101775379
The algo will take care of that for you
Both on Twitter and on Youtube

>>101775315
I guess they aren't ALWAYS useless shitters

>>101775379
She followed the new account on her Twitter I think. I can’t remember. I’m kinda retarded.

Gurass

I actually can't wait until we get unfiltered Saba and Dooby collab, I imagine they were holding back a lot because of the "brand risk" bs

>>101775394
Pretty sure you can have ads on videos even if they aren't monetized.

>>101775429
I give it exactly one stream before they bait each other into kissing

>>101775319
I didn't notice that was a soundpost LOL sorry chumbie I'm tired and phoneposting
I like it a lot, fun and energetic, reminds me of Alestorm. Kinda hard to make out what he's saying though. Do you have the lyrics?

>>101775429
Not really, Dooby hasn't changed much and so far Saba hasn't either. It will be more of the same with slightly more swearing at best. If you think she wants to be "le crazy alcoholic" again then you don't know her.

>>101775446
I assumed as much but I think it means yt is still getting revenue from it even if Saba isn't, so it may still be an issue? I'm not sure how it works.

>>101775429
THEY ARE going to have sex with each other on stream.

>>101775446
Yeah I think I’ve heard that before too. Google will still put ads on it to make a buck.

>>101775468
>alestorm
Great catch! It's directly adapted from one of their songs
Here's the lyrics, as always feel free to try to make it better if you want to! I love gura related songs

We cross the seas, a shrimp-filled ship with tattered sails
We follow chat's advice that almost never fails
'Cause there's a place that we must go where lives our shark so fair
And today our quest will surely take us there
Woo!


With her hair of golden-white
And her eyes of sapphire blue
She's the apex predator
A sight you've rarely seen, it's true
But it's not her cute ass or "Goomba" height
Or her boomer-like replies
It's the fin that's way behind her
That's the real and proper prize!


She's got a big fat tail
Like a tsunami from the deep
Its sway is like the waves
Crashing on shore with every beat
She's a siren of the sea
With a heart that's pure and mild
But it's her big fat tail
That makes us all go wild!
Woo yeah!


We found that tail, it's just immense.
Enough to make a grown crustacean weep
To spam the chat and lose all sleep
And beg for more
That giant fin is just so good
We never could ignore!


She's got a big fat tail
Like a tsunami from the deep
Its sway is like the waves
Crashing on shore with every beat
She's a siren of the sea
With a heart that's pure and mild
But it's her big fat tail
That makes us all go wild!


She's got a big fat tail
Like a tsunami from the deep
Its sway is like the waves
Crashing on shore with every beat
She's a siren of the sea
With a heart that's pure and mild
But it's her big fat tail
That makes us all go wild!
Oh yeah!

>>101775379
The greater hivemind mostly and like activity from their PL or non-corpo accounts. IIRC Saba had her old twitter updated to link to her new twitter page among other heavy hints

FACT: You can NOT be a fan of both Saba and Hololive.

>>101775471
just more swearing is fine, I don't want them to hold back

>>101775114
Fuck you, meido. None of this breaks rules and is about vtubers

Gura wouldn't be Gura, and Saba wouldn't be Saba if it wasn't for Cover and never forget that. No matter how much you want to deny the reality of it.

>>101775519
Reset your router?

>>101775519
>>101775532
stop ban evading
get fucked

>Complaining about a ban/warning
Bold move Cotton. Let’s see how it plays out

Seriously, why are holodrones in this general? Saba has nothing to do with the brand you are such a fan of.

>>101775267
http://files.catbox.moe/x2vv1a.mp4
i am the morning/evening shift bud that moved to the tower around the exodus time, i made that edit and now bring the update.
seeing how things are, not coming back so you guys try hold this place despite being a lost cause.

>>101775579
I really, really love how quickly he had a meltdown and outed himself as one person

>happy for my girls
>remember shit like pic related
>$2,093,343.8 every month
>get super pissed off at this abhorrently unfair life
Man if we ever get 100% guaranteed "you will develop objectively beautiful features" HRT I'm taking them, keeping my penis though.

>>101775590
yeah i kinda imagined you'd get instantly banned
I hoped that by warning you they wouldn't do it but alas
> you guys try hold this place despite being a lost cause.
DW about it, ill be the last chumbud, there's no amount of shitposting that'll get to me

>>101775515
Based and yohopilled
I'll take a look at this when I'm less eepy, any other kanikis wanna give it a go?

>>101775615
>upset because life is unfair
You're never going to make it. Life is unfair so go conquer it.

>>101775646
>>101775515 (me)
I'm too shy to sing (:c) but i cheer anyone that wants to try on!
Just as a heads up, i'd change this : "Enough to make a grown crustacean weep" to just "Enough to make a crustacean weep" without the grown, i think it fits metric wise better
Also forgot to remove this "Woo yeah!"in the first chorus from that post too, but you can keep it if you can make it work

Honestly i made all these songs just for fun, so really dont feel attached to it, change things as you guys like

>>101775642
you're the last chumbie is this trashfire, i know how to pick my fights and this one with this moderation is just not worth it, specially when that video triggers a warning and a block in posting for 13 minutes,
jannies really are beyond retarded nor they have the capacity to manage this community.
you will be a legend i give you that.

Man I wish they would let us specifically report for "ban evasion"

Our queen is waking up soon! Retweets and members only post soon…

>>101775756
are member posts daily?

>>101775756
Can you feel it and if so where

>>101775429
>le unfiltered cope in 2025
some of you niggas need to comprehend that people change and grow up, but i guess i can't expect 4chan users to understand these concepts

>>101775742
With my wife by my side i'd fight god himself chumbie, let the mods try to silence my love, i'll rotate between 150 routers faster than they can say goombus

>>101775774
We will see but she said today is the poll for the fanname. I am guessing only members get to vote.

>>101775589
>>101775519
>>101774917
Why are these still up, it's clear as day tribal shitstirring

>>101775802
there's so many toursit members though... I kind of want her to just pick one

I hope she at least streams 4 times a week

>>101775830
Kewl Kani Krew?

>>101774845
stop replying to yourself Holojeet

>>101775742
13 minutes sounds pretty lenient chumbie…I got a global 3 day ban once from /tv/ for an incredibly inane post. I’ll never post there again for that. I’m glad that place is nothing but repeated posts. Serves them right.

>>101775649
That's pure cope. Genetics, IQ, circumstances... for 99.99% of people, their lives have been determined at the moment of their birth. You can live your life to be the best possible version of you but if you weren't born for greatness then you will never achieve it.

>>101775615
Becoming a tranny is a literal downgrade to everything INCLUDING the treatment you'll receive. Do not even think about it anon.

If it actually worked, you know who'd run first into that bs? WOMEN.

Can you stop derailing the thread please? This is about saba and gura, not about any other company or people, except maybe her current friends she mentioned on stream (dooby & saba).

>>101775886
go to the other place for that, this is the containment thread for pure derangement and my entertainment

Weird...

>>101775886
>her current friends she mentioned on stream (dooby & saba).
I love Saba and her friend Saba. I need two Saba's on stream at once.

>>101775787
I'm not talking about her going back to being an alcoholic you dumb retard, Im talking about her interacting with Dooby the same way she does offstream, not being held back by brand risk bullshit, god your people's brain is melted by catalog bait.

>>101775930
>implying the place called holo has less deranged holodrones in it

>her design is generic now
And yet nobody can show me a single other vtuber or even anime girl that has fox ears and a fishtail.

>>101775949
I meant nimi I‘m sorry…I stayed up late for the karaoke yesterday. Brain not working.

btw, did Saba said something about her second ribbon? her Live2D doesn't have it but her model sheet and Shiina's fanart shows her wearing one. was that a last minute change and for what reason?

>>101775774
hopefully, nothing gets me going like a nice saba membapost to get my day going.
though i truly curse those who comment and get a heart by her.
damned be you lucky bastards
>got blocked again
see who got deleted too.
>>101775854
moderation is getting quite trigger happy and screams hiromoot using bots to do janny work saving costs.

>>101775987
I've seen you say this exact thing several times now and it's kind of amazing how you still haven't realized how incredibly fucking stupid it is.

>>101776024
it's a toggle she showed it on debut

>>101775987
To be fair you'll usually just see the upper body on stream and if you were to make a silhouette of that she would look quite similar to some other vtubers

>>101776024
You mean this? It's a toggle, watch the debut.

>Saying tourists is a banable offense now
I need to go work anyway, ill be back before fishe streaming time to check if she said something though
Can listen to guraoke during work again!

>>101776045
what exactly is so hard for you to understand about my pretty simple post?

>>101776066
yeah i wasn't paying attention much. she seemed to keep it off for the majority of the stream though.

>>101775977
There are none at all if you stay in the split

>>101776087
Yes, she only briefly showed it right before showing off the tummy.

>>101776077
been having the saba karaoke on loop since then

Reminder that there are people in this thread that unironically believe Saba is grifting despite giving up a 4 million sub base to start all over again completely out of pocket.

>>101776024
i'm fking saba

>>101776116
YES, DUH

>>101776062
>if you were to make a silhouette of that she would look quite similar to some other vtubers
There are a million vtubers out there so at this point a totally unique design that has not a single similarity to one of them or all the anime girls in existence is pretty much impossible to create

Maybe we should remove any mentions of Gura from the OP.
Maybe then the brand loyalist would fuck off already.

>>101776116
And janitors defend them.

>>101776116
Holobronies are this mentally ill yes

>>101776152
back then we would mention sawa and get insta-banned.
know she has had stages of gowth being sawa, goob and now saba being her best she can be.

>>101776197
I think design wise Gura will always be #1 for me, but the model is no doubt far better now

Do you expect Bully or GTA5?

>>101776222
Mugen Dash

>>101775379


If one person knows something, it's a secret. If two people know something, it's public knowledge.
If you hear people talk about vtubers in circles that talk about vtubers, then you'll hear about it.

>>101776213
gura's design is iconic for the time and is now the base of saba's design.
saba's design is what gura's design could have been if cover allowed it.

>>101776010
Fair enough, she streams at 6AM for me now so it's kind of rough but still a good wake up alarm for work.

>>101776222
oh god i remember her Bully streams. i wish she does another run of it again. she never got to finish it because of hololive management having a freakout over the map minigame.

Saba IS generic but she's sexier which makes up for it. Just remove the fox ears please.

I kinda like the jannies here…I’ve been banned a few times but they’ve also had my back a few times too…

>>101776077
ah before i go
putting the thread theme up again

>>101776263
now that's a good conspiracy, cover killing the bully series because of taiwan

Whenever I look at Saba's new model I just see Mint or Doki because of the rigging, this will take some time to get used to

>>101775379
Senzawa posted the fish before Gura grad announcement.
Senzawa followed Saba on twitter.
Saba linked her yt channel in bio.
saba / saba was already uploaded and it's obviously her voice.
That's pretty much how it went down, source: I was third to follow her and probably the first one to post about it on here.

>>101776222
She should finish DMC4, finally. Like don't even come up with a pretense, just load her old save and continue.

>>101776297
Just hide her new model with Gura.png

>>101775379
Usually it's stalking autism. In the case of Gura/Saba, she had "#1 fan of Gawr Gura" in the bio of her first major internet persona and then she added an "&" symbol at the end about a year ago and shortly after graduating as Gura she added Sameko Saba to it, changing her bio to "#1 fan of Gawr Gura & Sameko Saba."

>>101776287
Irys did say they lost perms to Bully after Gura's last stream of it, so the rrat has legs to it.

>>101776297
How many times did you post this by now?

>>101776345
I prefer this one over Gura...

>>101776273
It's hit and miss, somehow right now they're leaving up all the blatant anti & shitposts against anything holo.

>>101776066
I don't get why she took it off and never put it back on. Does she dislike it?

>>101776377
it makes her look too girly

>>101776377
>Does she dislike it?
It's possible. She probably thought it's cute but somewhere along the line she realized she looks better without it. I kinda agree desu.

>>101776314
She could play PGR and get Vergil and Dante if she want

I don't want to be that guy but Mint's uoh model is superior in every way and I know you think so too, there I said it

God I forgot how nice her singing voice is

I'm still hoping she'll remember that "school girl ASMR" idea she had one time

>>101776515
nobody here even watches mint so even if that would be true nobody cares

Possible streams she teased:
Nightrein with dooby and nimi
Barbie on the ps2
Animal crossing wii
Golden eye
Watchalongs of old disney movies from 1970-90s
Chatstreams with guests (?)

>>101776297
as much as i am not fond of them, meaning i never watched them, saba's new model rigging is quite nice for my liking.
she is more expressive and with the design from Shouu...
it's peak cunny vtuber design beyond what nachomama could cook
i am blocked again for the same file...
if you're real buds move to the tower, this place is beyond salvaging, maybe get the ritual posters to the tower, we love those who love saba/goob
>>101776355
i remember that it wasn't bully but also GTA5.

>>101776565
At least it's not modern Disneyshit, it's all awful

>>101776565
>guests
Who do you think she should invite to those?

>>101776565
>Nightrein with dooby and nimi
Thata probably for July 4

>>101776582
Oh I'm not saying I dislike it, I like the new rigging too, especially after how stiff the prev one was, I just have to get used to her being so animated

>>101776565
I forgto to ask if she get Switch 2

>>101776597
Serious question, how do fish even have sex? Like how does it look like?

>>101776627
it's so good man, like she showed us the expressions she couldn't during her debut.
such a sassy teasubg child.... uohhh

Goob morning buds.

>>101776627
I noticed that whenever she closes her eyes they then open again to that "shocked" face for a moment. That and her pupils going big and small so much is pretty much all I'd want them to fix.

That aside, unsure about the ears in general. I both like them but also think she looks great without.

>>101776665
>child
She is nearly 30.

here some fresh OC because I was bored, but also very happy with saba's "return"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QJy5NYQQvY

>>101776691
get filtered

>>101776614
The concert for Dooby and Nimi is this weekend, 0% chance of streams with either of them until like Monday at the earliest

Is everyone here being honest, or are you just going along with things? I don’t get why people wouldn’t share their real thoughts on an anonymous forum. I’m struggling to see how anyone could be satisfied with this model...it’s really not great, at all...

shouu have a better work ethic than nacho, looking at the way she treats her non JP client is infuriating

>>101776653
It depends on the fish. Most fish just kinda "ejaculate" into the water and the females collect it. I don't remember if it's a fish or some other sea creature but there's one that sends out his dick like a rocket that seeks out females.

>>101776775
So there is no real sex? Just male fish splurting in the sea and female fish collecting it with their puss?

>>101776653
>female fishe lay eggs
>male fishe cum on it
>baby fish forms inside the eggs.
the OP pic is a pretty accurate depiction.

>>101776798
For the most part, yes, but the ocean life may as well be a different planet and there are countless creatures in it with their own unique ways of reproduction.

>>101776798
yeah. sex in lower class of animals are usually just them exchanging sperm and eggs.

>you will never be on a long drive with saba and her mom as they sing car karaoke while messing up all the words and just having fun

Why even live at this point

>>101776676
Good morning

>>101776807
ALL and I mean LITERALLY EVERY Pacific salmon lay eggs and dies shortly after, most miserable life ever

>>101776798
Yes but aquatic mammals like dolphins have sex in the way you imagine. They are also known for raping human women for pleasure and there are also accounts of female dolphins wanting to have sex with human men.

>>101776710
Very nice

>>101776775
i remember there's a certain asexual animal where they mate by jousting with their penis and whoever loses becomes the female that gets impregnated.

>>101776863
anyone who grew up with shitty parents has to just completely soak up those heart warming stories

>>101776959
Can I do this with saba?

Kanikis, be ready to defend Saba from those normies

>>101777030
Will do, my fellow crusty.

>>101777028
yeah, but you're the loser.

>>101775379
youtube is somehow getting really good with their suggestions
I got a-chan suggested out of fucking nowhere

Somebody wants to sell me their day 1 member account? I pay really good money for it. I'm having a mental breakdown for not being a day 1 member.. I just can't accept it and it's killing me

>>101776508
if I were Kuro I would sponsor her, it's unironically the greatest ad they could get for this demographic

>>101776565
i unironically want instagram reel reactslop

What coop games do you guys want her to play with Doobs and Nimi? I need Helldivers

>>101777201
Eww

>>101777201
I want her to watch my tribute videos on her stream as she blushes and then get suprised "how many shots was that?!“ as I keep blasting cum on the screen from her debutstream

Saba is on JP Yahoo today:
>Mysterious new VTuber "saba" surpasses 880,000 subscribers on first day of streaming -- rumours are circulating that she is a former top Hololive streamer

https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/04973998c0a59aa30136fb8b29698830b25360c6?source=sns&dv=sp&mid=other&date=20250630&ctg=ent&bt=tw_up

>>101777257
Well now we're going to see that number sky rocket

The only thing she should react to is classic cinema and great films, or maybe more nature documentaries.

The only thing she should react to is videos of me matingpressing her over and over again while she was hypnotized so she doesn’t remember and gets mindbroken when she sees how much she moaned and got filled in the video

>>101777257
>rumours
fucking japs man...

>>101777257
>rumours are circulating that she is a former top Hololive streamer
Proof?

>>101774044
We could have been /kani/

>>101775412
SNIFFFFF

>>101777218
That would be fun
But I would kill for Halo or CoD: WaW

>>101775615
Just remember that behind every popular e-girl streamer is a boyfriend or husband who makes more than her. Be that guy

Ill just leave this here.
https://youtu.be/8jyqDoNQ1Cc?si=CcarJY5r0o4FFwZX

>>101776653
Bukakke mostly

>>101777218
I'll back you up on Helldivers
Or anything that isn't PEAK or REPO please

>>101776710
>you taught us strength is soft and small
>that folded things don’t always fall
>you drifted far so you could find
>a voice unchained, a heart aligned

>so now the tide returns your name
>still gentle, bright, and free of shame
>no need to ask what we once knew
>it’s nice to meet the first-time you

buddy, that bridge and last chorus...

>>101777218
Fucking around in Skyrim with the multiplayer mod.

>>101777218
GTFO or Raft

>wake up
>no new retweets or posts on youtube
Bros…?

Sex with a femkani.

>>101777765
throat hort

The truth about Saba's tail

>>101777786
It should be one of those 12" long bead plugs to make it extra secure

>>101777803
all me

>>101777803
/vt/ is healing

>>101777803
it's funny how they won't post here cause they know meidos will bonk them

>>101776863
tulpas, anon. tulpas. you can have the exact scenario you just described if you give up your ego and become a tulpamancer

>>101777803
my wife still runs this board

im the king of /same/

Bros how long is this happiness going to last? I don't want to be a doomer but I'm enjoying this way too much and I'm literally going to sleep every night praying she streams everyday from now on

>>101777956
Don’t dwell on future what-ifs and worries anon just be happy for the now and the happiness we get, even if it may be fleeting

>>101777338
just fake news, saba's way too short

>>101777956
Eating sushi every day from japanese supermarket.
Eating sushi once a week in conveyor belt restaurant.
Eating sushi once every few months in a high-end sushi restaurant.

>>101777956
keep your expectations in check or you may get burned again

>>101778060
Nah, I‘m going all in this time and if she leaves me again i‘m unironically ending it

>>101778044
Give it to us raw and wriggling.

i am going to be the one millionth subscriber.

>>101777956
The future doesn't exist
There's only now
And now I love her

>>101776710
you made me tear up by the end anon, good fucking job, I hate you

>>101777956
>everyday

>>101778151
>どっ...どうぞっ!

someone should remake this meme
roastie hags instead of jews
and Jesus into gura /saba

>>101778331
Please leave. You’re weird.

>>101778331
samen.

It pains me that she avoided FuwaMoco as much as she did.
When she said
>I'm not a chihuahua
I was reminded that she'll never interact with them again (unless FWMC graduate which is very unlikely)

>>101778465
Why would she interact with fake people? Not a single genuine person is left in holo, except maybe shiori and she only collabs with holoID now for a reason

>>101777901
Onahole...

>>101774004 (OP)
I don’t really watch vtubers but is the community really this accepting of pedophilia? Sameko Sabe would probably quit outright if she saw all the weird stuff being posted.

>>101778508
Ahem

>>101778508
Everyone is fake. It's what makes them entertainers.

>>101778547
>Sameko Sabe

>>101778508
Ina seems genuine

>>101778547
>but is the community really this accepting of pedophilia
Yes.

>>101778622
heh

>still no retweets or posts, any sign of life
Gonna hang myself

I want to pick up 35cm tall Saba by her ahoge

>>101778661
This is disgusting. It’s made from the ground up to appeal to pedophile scum. Anyone who watches this needs their hard drive checked. If my boyfriend watched this I would report him to the FBI. Yikes. Does she know how damaging things like this are to society and how harmful it is to women?

ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

alright thats enough

>>101778508
That's harsh. Ina's still around, Calli can definitely wear her heart on her sleeve sometimes, and Kiara genuinely cares for Goob. I think Bae's genuine, just a bit on the shallow side, and Kronii's problem is that she's a way TOO authentic if anything. Then of course there's Raora and CC, who seem similarly good-hearted. I can't speak to the others because I haven't watched them, but the point is that the problem was clearly the company, not the other girls.

>>101777803
A collab between Henya and Saba would be L E G E N D A R Y dayo

This is probably how it would go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sf57zqCOSM

>>101778768
>my shells stopped responding
Yea totally not the girls

>>101778834
Kronii seemed to genuinely really like Gura. At this point it seems like Holo is going the route of the Asian streamer clique tho

>>101778734
>>101778756
Doesn’t matter I have 10 accounts, you won’t ban all of them. Sameko Sabe is doing this at a really fragile time for women’s rights because of the current administration. She doesn’t even know/care that she’s setting us back 20 years by appealing to scum. As a transwoman these times are especially hard for me, so I need to speak out whenever I get the chance. You all need to reevaluate your life and turn yourself in to law enforcement. You’re a danger to women and children.

>>101778834
But the shells represent ex-holos?

At this point I‘m just offended how bad the bait is.

i did not catch the stream yesterday, did she say if she was going to stream today?

>>101778998
tummy hort today

>>101778998
dodged answering definitively yes or no so no stream

>>101779030
>>101779035
thank you

>>101778998
She said she probably won’t because she roughed her throat up with karaoke, though it wasn’t 100%. She hasn’t had any activity yet today which suggest no stream. She didn’t say anything about tomorrow but it was more implied, she said her next stream would be a gameplay stream but didn’t say which game.

this is the funniest way to put it

>>101779030
Yea, because of me. I filled it with my cum.

>>101779090
ToT

>>101779090
>kanyapyi never made a sequel to the hobby doujin with her even though it was teased at the end
this fucking timeline is so cursed

Saba Onahole....

Saba panicking during her last song because of the spider crawling around her desk was the most endearing thing I’ve ever seen from an entertainer and I will give my life in service of her.

>>101779265
Thanks for wanting to be my wife‘s bodyguard anon. I will consider you.

>>101779253
IMAGINE
This girl was engineered in a CIA lab to maximally separate me from my cum istg

Saba will go the way of Dooby and never stream consistently.

>>101779328
Based
Little to no burnout

>>101779328
She's forever streaming in my heart and that's enough

>>101779328
Wouldn't bother me, as long as I get my worth of content for the membership.

Sabutt

>>101779606
Did this nigga unironically copy an AI image from the previous thread and make it uglier

>>101776710
great job anon, sincerely hope she sees this

>>101779328
I honestly hope she does stream consistently so that you retards have to find a different script for your shitposting.

>>101779642
this pic?

>>101776710
>They dressed you in a borrowed role
>But currents called your deeper soul
>You shed the skin they made you wear
>And rose again with golden hair
>But now the tide returns your name
>Not quite the same and not to blame
>A paper hull, yet sailing true
>It’s nice to meet the first-time you

KINO

will you frequent these threads anon? I'm gonna make a set of lyrics and can you compose it?

Saba if she was Brazilian

>>101778465
Is there actually a ban on holos interacting with ex-holos? Why? What happens if they meet in VCR GTA?

>>101778508
>kronii
>calli
>ina
they are about as real as corpo vtubers are allowed to be

>>101779752
>kronii
Raped fauna
>calli
Raped gura
>ina
Irrelevant (sadly)

>spent the last few years gardening
>afraid of a tiny fucking spider
wdsmbt?

>>101776710
It's so good. Post it on twitter under her tag, so she csn see it.

>>101779916
[schizobabble]

>>101776710
Why call it paper boats? It should be It's Nice to Meet The First Time You desu. The implication of that line itself holds many meanings.

Also, great job anon. I have it on loop. Will you consider releasing this to something like spotify?

>>101779937
By gardening she meant giving birth to my children btw.

Whoever coined /same/ is a fucking genius

>>101779994
>praising splitschizo

>>101779994
It holds in 3 layers
1. Same means shark in Japanese
2. Same is the first part of her new name
3. Same thing as Gura

>>101779697
She will do the bare minimum while you retards give her money so she can travel and get railed by her gigachad boyfriend off stream

Fish pussy

but why does a fish have cat ears

>>101780147
jp also calls her same-chan because her intro in jp is "domo, same desu" which is basically "Hi, I'm Sa Me"

>>101780190
No one cares about your fanfiction, retard.

>>101775840
kute kani krew

>>101774705
Ooooo my god I didn’t expect so much tummy and thighs.

>>101779734
me right now

>>101780352
why does she have crabs

the world is a mystery

>>101780368
You say you don’t care but in the back of your mind you know it’s true and it eats away at you. Every time you superchat you know you’re funding this whore’s honeymoons with her black boyfriend.

*yawn*
Not even gonna bother.

*turns you into gura plush*

So she and Doob are in the same country?
I want them to

So many femkanis in denial.

Was kani knew really that spicy that it caused such a major crash out on X?

The only complaint I have about Saba's design is that some things are too confusing. She needs to understand that not all the details are necessary, and they can make the overall look feel cluttered and overly busy. For example, her design would be much better if she took off her clothes

>>101780814
You had me in the first half ngl tbqh desu

Cold-take: Sabas design is FLAWLESSLY CUNNY

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH