Cute dorkpire edition

>League 6 Intros: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qQS88UlmY&list=PL1aVVMjdOtY81C-_bbVhiomvl6inukAIv

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://youtu.be/FoZfYYmFLKM
https://youtu.be/kxBNPkKvmmg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-1YF4yKj2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqajhq5LKso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UQ4KMIIqMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qZa0lSKXeI

>Recent league 6 streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2nOhkIogwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-nZ6IqvHK0

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

>BIG Jong news: JJ is no longer carrying the team and is in the negatives like the rest of us, send help

>League za roku
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk


- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8

- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198

- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TYwBRlLdpI

- /jong/ "enemy" Rezuul has graduated

- Being gay and/or a fujo is now illegal

- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice

- Xaptain impregnated on stream.

- Mikos are banned? No, more mikos!

>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is... Blessing of heaven! You just missed double riichi, better luck next time!

Related threads
>>>/vt/pcg/
>>>/vt/fig
>>>/vt/asp
>>>/vt/mayo
>>>/vm/doko
>>>/vg/mjg


Previous thread: >>101729411

eggy jonging https://www.twitch.tv/niceeggy

Jinjin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJgP1M6IeuM
Kanade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXJCJczevzk

Meow

>>101782375
please join...

>>101783437
Im at work

>>101783437
joined, desu i initially checked the stream but got an ad and closed it

>>101783567
thank u

>>101783842

head hort

stop drinking so much

>>101784365
I've not drank in like 2 weeks

>>101784261
Excederin is a miracle drug

Why did you make the thread

Cause he's french

it's a good thread sir

Better than last thread at least

>>101783842

We need to rebrand to HRG for a thread: Heterosexual Reinforcement General

>>101787302
but he changed me, why won't he take responsibility??

>>101787595
Whomst'd've?

>I couldn't even win 10 straight games in silver room
I hate ranked

>>101788471
It's a good game, sir

I return to the wage cage

I wait for my wage cage (nina's stream)

>>101791623
Seeing this emote unedited is uncanny

Evens ranked
Odds kms
0 do work at work

anons exwife is jonging
https://www.twitch.tv/kiasnassa

>>101791938
stream or will i have to stalk you normally

>>101792084
I'm at work

I'm at home

I'm at soup

i'm at home, getting ready for work

I jerked off

I'm in bed

Im naked in bed on company time

I'm bed

anon is a prostitute

I do it for free

Fuck off JJ, only 60?

Stupid sexy miko, correction needed

>>101792427
Could be worse, she could be using your likeness for a yaoi fanfic and not paying you a dime

>/jong/ yaoi fanfic
I'm leaving with Xapitan

>>101792632
he left like 3 weeks ago

>>>/vg/529408913

>>101792709
I like Nina's happy noises

I will only accept being part of a yaoi fanfic if I get to top a cute boy, preferably doragon

>>101792822
>a cute boy
>doragon
Does not compute

What the fuck is that background

>>101792895
a bull?

>>101792895
its me

>>101792780
So does her husband

>>101792895
Tauros

that husband? some japanese guy

that japanese guy? a cute shota

niner niner
tight vageener
so small it fits
little weiner

Nina has a loose one thoughbeit

>>101793353
false

>>101793369
>He has small penor
lel

Look at this photograph
>>>/vg/529304152

>>101793664

Anyone want to admit to something before I check every game after their derank a couple of months ago?

>>101793864
Okay I admit it, I did not care for Monogatari.

>>101793864
im guilty

>>101793935
Will you give me the date you started so I don't have to look through all these?

>>101793991
october 15th 1996

>>101793991
June 2nd

>>101794160
i think

>>101794193
Yeah that looks correct.

>>101794231
What did you discover?

>>101795185
i may or may not have been using mortal during ranked

>>101793864
I've never deranked.

>>101795262
YOU CAN CHEAT USING MORTAL WITHOUT REALIZING IT?!

>>101795392

Nyoooo I'm gonna go down to 148 friends again

Can't believe you got exposed through a wwyd

>>101796177
autism is powerful

>>101796177
He actually got exposed for complaining about losing a game he got an S in, he was mortal botting that game.

>>101796208
As we all know, it's impossible to make the right moves and still lose.

I was hoping it was deranker getting exposed because it would be funny

Plot twist: It was actually homeless anon

>>101796259
I don't think it works on phone

Clearly it was Doragon

>>101796347
Is that why he started folding?

>>101796370
lol no go watch some of his ranked games, he still plays weird

Check his league games

>>101796259
I despise all forms of botting especially coping with losses by saying your bot score is good

>>101796489
He didn't sing up.

Likely story

The allure of pure efficiency...

>>101796798
Free shitpost idea I'm too lazy to make
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gIMZ0WyY88

The website they're using for the armo ticketing is fucking horrid

>>101797084
Believe it or not that website is how every single Melbourne meetup has been arranged for years

>paying to go to Australia
grim

>>101797381
Disgusting, yet another reason to hate Melbourne
>>101797423
Are you flying in, anon?

>>101797592
>Are you flying in, anon?
Nope

>>101797616
anon hates us
bweeeeeehh

>>101797654
anon is
>poor
and
>can't read manzu tiles

How can you not read manzu

koko?

It's so over for us bros, we're all branded now

we were all already branded

The day I manage to score an S maka rating or 90 mortal score is the day I get investigated, thankfully neither of those things will ever happen

>>101798241
>an S maka rating
That's not that hard, I've gotten a few now

>>101798241
probably not, no one has bothered to investigate me

I meant specifically me because I am retarded

>>101798241
I have multiple of those but I don't post my results on emm jay gee because the crab bucket has gone insane lately.

>>101798333
see >>101798263

You don't know how retarded I am

>>101798483
Nor you I

I keep schizo safe tiles so my score gets tanked because it disagrees with my discards 80% of the time

>>101795262
why did you do it?

nina sex soon

>>101798751
because i was convinced many others were doing it in ranked so leveling the playing field somewhat made sense

Majsoul Friends Room 96492(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96492
normal rules

I'm at work and not using Akagi

You're supposed to do it in silver room so they cant track you anon

>>101799055

Majsoul Friends Room 97543(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=97543

busting disabled

Botting is cringe and retarded.
But having played with anon a lot, I don't believe he would ever bot in a friendly or tournament.
As king of /jong/, I decree he tsumogiri bot back down to 0/600 and be written into the fujo's fanfic as penance.

>>101799283
>busting disabled
but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

>>101798841
I don't really understand the appeal though, do you just care about ranking up? Do you just let the program run automatically and it makes every move or do you look at every bot suggestion and input it yourself?

>>101799298
I don't really care that he cheated against some chinks in ranked during a moment of weakness and assuming he hasn't done it in friendlies and stops doing it I think it's whatever

>>101799344
He used to be orange and wanted to be orange again I presume

>>101799298
>>101799385
i never botted in friendlies
>>101799344
I looked at the suggestion and made my own moves based off that
>>101799416
you're probably right

2/4!

anons? join the room?

>playing with women who should be writing
shant

i like my stories slow so it's going to take some time. ive written about 1800 words so far

>JJ likes it slow
I'll keep that in mind

crossposted to mjg. come on guys! let's jong!!

Sorry I have a job

started!

>>101799890
im sorry you have a job

I have a mortgage too

>>101800093
Im sorry you have a house

niiner live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B0vFiHjwdY

I'm at work

whats the point of mahjong if theres no busting

wj ;(

>>101799283
wj

hello i do not play mahjong souls what is the green rat thing on the left

>>101796239
who the fuck is deranker

>>101800762
To drive someone beyond simple despair

>>101800895
robotic sheep

>>101800883
Yuzu

>>101800920
oh

>>101800895
/jong/ reps

>>101800883
cutezu

>>101800975
>He expects jj to read and remember
anon...

that's not me, and yes, i am confused, but aren't we all derankers?

>>101801615
You havent looped hard enough to earn that title

>>101801615
>>101795279

I supported you in league, and it turns out you guys are cheaters? I'm so disappointed, I thought /jong/ was better than this

>>101801615
Have you even played enough games to derank since hitting expert Ms. east weak mentaru
>>101801693
>you guys
>Plural

>>101801721
/jong/ is a hivemind of xapi tulpas

>>101801756
But xapi is mjg now?

Missed Nina's first game because I was jerking off

>>101801615
I think we might actually have more players that haven't deranked than have deranked

>>101801693
>you guys are cheaters
He didn't even sing up for league

>>101801806
The tulpas linger like the fungal flora in a cumrag

https://poal.me/ty08mj

>>101801858
hmmm nyo

JJ can you not seethe like a femanon about pango mango for 5 mins?

>>101801858
I have never left adept, does that count as deranking?

>>101802154
if you never make it past adept 1 you can't derank

>>101802210
...

>>101802591
Would

please come into work to pick up your last paycheque JJ

>>101802591
why does this retarded racoon make her seethe anyway

>>101802669
_________________________I don't know

Why haven't you jongers accepted the L-League invite yet?
We need to fight once again!

>>101803160
I thought we did? JJ EXPLAIN YOURSELF

>>101803199
JJ probably forgor

>>101803160
grinching L-League is thread culture

>>101803199
Well it could also just be the L-League organizer not updating the sheet yet

i drove off from my worksite in the middle of nowhere that I had to be escorted to to go get lunch without saving the gps location
rly wish i was jongin rn

Please don't die of dehydration in the desert

>>101804683
>die of dehydration in the desert
God I wish that were me

>>101804683
isnt it winter there?

Attention all ARMO jongers
Since it was only slightly more expensive than staying at the venue itself, I booked an apartment on airbnb on the same block from the 27th to the 2nd
Come around for some drinking and jonging, and feel free to sleep there too if you want to save on accommodation, there will be spare beds

>>101805099
I didn't expect them to open up so soon I wanted to buy you and Yuzu tickets to pay you back for the pizza...

>>101805207
You only just started getting paid again, stop being a moron and get a safety net of savings in case you become unemployed again or get more driving fines

>>101804683
>>101804751
Yeah, it's actually raining and I'm in the mud today. Found my way back by recognising some bushes.

>>101805428
>recognising some bushes
Bruh, also
>recognising

>>101805207
I'm already sorted. Be responsible with your money pls.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm never going to trust the word of a self-admitted cheater claiming he never cheated in friendlies.

>>101805444
but that's the correct spelling

>>101805571
UK/Colony spelling is not real, it can't hurt you

>>101805569
He retard pushes and kans, no way he was botting /jong/ friendlies

>>101805569
i'm not joining any more friendlies for a while at least so you don't have to worry about it. Also logs exist and you can check for yourself

>>101805597
Just because he does stupid shit sometimes doesn't mean he doesn't cheat at all.

>>101805703
>i'm not joining any more friendlies for a while

>>101805703
You can do whatever you want, but I personally can never trust you again. If you're willing to cheat in a fucking game, who knows what else you're willing to do IRL.

>>101805569
>>101805709
>>101805794
You aren't even a /jong/er, are you?
Begone, dramanigger
>who knows what else you're willing to do IRL
lmao

>>101805794
>who knows what else you're willing to do IRL
jesus christ

>>101805794
i'm not a /jong/er but really

A mortalbot just flew over my house!

what was anon trying to imply with the >IRL?

>>101805918
he's going to commit a mass shooting at summer camp

>>101805918
He thinks anon is gonna get a drone to fly above his table at ARMO and feed the info into a bot that will tell him the right discards on his goggle smart glasses

>>101805918
mikoanon is a robot IRL

>who knows what else you're willing to do IRL.
The famous mortal botting Miko RAPED me IRL.

>>101805703
Take care anon, you're always welcome back in my friendlies.

im ultra depressed finding out that making my own fruit yogurt in bulk at home is not any cheaper than buying cups

>>101806308
And now, cooking, with /jong/

>>101806229
and i'll do it again
>>101806284
thanks anon

>>101803160
>>101803253
TO here
I haven't recieved any info from JJ yet. Just woke up to check.

>>101806374
this is team 11's captain speaking. im eepy and in a bad mood, but yes, we will participate in l-league.

>>101806418
I'll treat this as an official yes.
you better get in contact with me on IRC if it turns out you're not playing.

>>101806308
the only way to outdo big yogurt is to either milk your own cow and grow your own fruit or buy the ingredients directly from farms

http://poal.me/wim7u0

this is your japitan speaking, i will post my penis if we will l-league.

>>101806916
>will

again..

no. no pics. if i have post a pic i will job like youve never seen before

>>101806308
economies of scale are nothing to be sad about

>>101807314
Unless you're the one who made the poll why do you care? If you're not the one offering you're not the one people are expecting it from

nini

>>101808381
WAKE UP

>>101806308
well, at least you know exactly what is going into your fruit yogurt and cleanliness and quality of it.

>>101808381
ggergger

is shiroko like... ichihime but better?

>>101805099
i may take you up on that offer, but probably not, think i already have something lined up for accommodation

>>101809767
two legends can coexist
>>101809802
all good, offer will stay open indefinitely

>>101797084
just singed up, absolutely horrible experience
>>101797381
i hate melbourne so much it's unreal

>>101805099
I will bum a corner yes

>>101810186
there will be beds thoughbeit

>>101810439
I don't remember what sleeping on a bed feels like

>>101810561

>>101810884
At least I will always have /jong/ to wake up to! Good night, /jong/!

>>101812023
>>101812641
Nini sleepyheads <3

Morning

>>101813824
Morning!

>>101813903
simp

So /jong/, I ain't gonna challenge you to a game just yet. The only "Dragons" I know are a professional wrestlers, not tiles. But maybe you've got the guts to accept ours?! Lord of the Board 4 is on the horizon and we're always looking to include threads of creative nature (such as your own) into the mix!
>What is "Lord of the Board" outsider?
Lord of the Board is a wrestling event hosted by /hfz/. Various generals from /vt/ will duke it out to see who is the best. The wrestlers can either be self made or you can ask us (with as much or little info as you want) to make your rep. It can be a chuuba who plays Mahjong or a mascot you deem worthy. /hag/ has Benjamin Franklin for example, whereas /choc/ use have Mr. T. If you'd like a more detailed break down, see here: >>101779900
>Anything else I need to know?
Aside from a board wide brawl, we'll also be hosting a mini tag-team tournament. If you wish to team with another thread, you are welcome to. Here is a list of some of the confirmed entries thus far: >>101782835

Any other questions, call out Riichi and let me see if your hand is better than mine.

just send the fox hag you guys already made for league

>>101814738
if we're using one of the WME models send in the ghostly gooner

>Iishanten haipai
>8 discards to get tsumo
>Instantly deal in
I FUCKING hate this game

>>101815464
*Tenpai

>>101813824
>>101813903
You're inviting us all to the wedding right?

>forced to download RC from website because client is too old
>forced to download another 1.3 GB even though I just grabbed the newest one
what the fuck did Frank mean by this

>Not just playing on steam
>Playing RC at all
Skill issues

>got the shitty battle nun or w/e with the tickets I had stashed up on RC
>had to buy the swimsuit skin
it's fucking over

:P

>>101814738
WWE works different to PES my friend

Kanade 2 4ths from deranking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymnVVp5k9HI
Jinjin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgHlau5aTc0
Eli >sanma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYfm4SlGkOo

>>101816632
I wish I had her, I love her voice

>>101819361
sir this is wrestling not football

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reb33sDF0_A

Taco bell and rum acquired

>>101821583
giwtwm

>>101821645
I'm sure I'll regret it in a few hours time, but the temptation of two grilled cheese steak burritos consumed me

>Red dead online got it's first content update in 2 years
FUCKING WHAT?!

not installing rdr

Oh okay...

I've never played a red dead game (woke up to pee back to bed now)

>dramaniggers

Rdr online was horrid because of the other people who would just ride around and throw tomahawks into your skull

>>101825545
Most of the grifers died off, went back to GTA:O where they can use mommy's credit card to buy the new toy to harass people with. Mostly just people chilling hunting and fishing now.

>>101825609
nta but have you tried redm?

>>101825705
First I heard of it, I assume it's just like 5m?

I only played the original RDR's online, it was pretty good

>>101825754
yeah, it's just fivem but for rdr2

>>101825889
I'm not super into RP really shy so when I messed around with it in gta it was mostly for the racing/drifting servers, the zombie survival server for rdr2 looks interesting, that and the economy one.

le... bump!

Yeah, you

>>101820163
Please wrestle good sir

You do it

>>101830312
Ugly boy

>>101830756
better than any w*man

>>101830312
Sex with this male drawing

>>101831113

>>101808464
yeah i think im just gonna tank the extra couple bucks a week for my homemade fruit and pesticide yogurt

>>101830312
This drawing is so cute I just want to pinch his cheeks hehe~ GJ!

>>101830312
Nina came

>>101756120
>I only join rooms that end in 2, 7, and 9
A koko with a room which ends with all of these at the same time? It's more likely that you think! ;p
Majsoul Friends Room 66297(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=66297

>>101834194
Forgot to add but picrel was a room that I had to reroll and was very sad about, now you can feel my pain :'(

>>101834194
2/4 :3

>>101834194
I'm at work

>>101834404
No worries~ Gambatte anon!! *patpat*

too eppy to jong, the sun stole my life essence

>>101834523
Ugh fiiine you also get the headpats! *patpat*
Nini~

>>101834194
3/4 :DD

>>101834666
fat fuck!

>>101834509
I'm the one that made that post to give you room brain worms thoughbeit

>>101834666
Cute bnuy with trips also get the heapats! *patpat*
>>101834714
AAAAAAA how dare you?? Now you have to grieve for the 69665 room! Give me back my headpats >:3

>>101834194
Do you guys want me to crosspost to /mjg/? I don't mind waiting but idk about y'all
(Still 3/4 btw :3)

>>101835278
i don't mind, go for it

>>101834194
Started! Thanks for joining guys *patpat* <33

why did you not deal iiiiiiiiiiiiiiin ;_;

>>101835710
the furries are multiplying

>>101835710
Why didn't you just keep the ryanman you greedy furry

>>101835756
did you think the mating thing was a meme? a joke? furries love sex and getting pregnant

>>101835761
go big or go home

>>101835761
Why would you throw away baiman

>>101835922
Because you're not getting the 5

brutal

>>101836093
two 6ms left and a riichi, there's always a chance, ryanmen is furiten anyways

>>101834194
WJ~ Back to 3/4 :D

>>101836245
Cut the 5m before drawing the 4m, it wasn't furiten...

>>101834194
I'll crosspost to /mjg/ in 5 min. May be the 1st time I do that :3

>>101836583
yeah i was about to post that you might want to lol

>>101836604
Yup lol! I just want to keep playing with you guys a lil bit more if I can x3

>>101834666
Delete this picture of me right meow

Pippa isn't here

>>101836691
She is a /jong/ enemy

Can't be an enemy to jong if you are never there to be in a battle

>>101834194
Started again! :D

I don't know why this map painting hag needs a 3d model but it's pretty nice

>bump limit
is this it?

>>101837818
Nah, jj is baking the new thread right now. I can feel it.

>>101837862
>bl op pic
shan't post, don't expect a cynthia-0 next thread

>>101834194
gg's

>>101834194
well jonged!

>>101834194
WJ everyone that was fun~ Thanks again <333

ok but listen to my reasoning:
cut the pair of 8s cause you will already have a pair of 7 bamboo if a 6 or and 8 comes along and you can get rid of the other wing
why am i wrong?

>>101837974
bweh.png

>>101838130
Because you go back in shanten

>>101838130
what pair of 8s? if you meant 8p you would be destroying your shanten like jj

Guys I received a friend request from some unknown /mjg/ anon! Am I going to die??

>>101838233
>>101838188
damn i miscounted the shanten now i see it

>>101838253
They are trying to seduce you

>>101838253
he's going to jongstalk you

>>101838130
You have a ryanmen-sanmenchan iishanten you do not need to try anything else.

>>101838308
>>101838325
Getting seduced is a big nono but stalked and seduced? Hmm I need some time to think about it...

>>101838407
>Getting seduced is a big nono
Rip doragon again

give me an image

>>101838737

bread
>>101838790