Thread 101800013

ϟ Lia Liker's Secret Clubhouse ϟ

>NO GIRLS ALLOWED

Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/RinkouAshelia
Twitter: https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia
Twitter Alt: https://twitter.com/wiawia_
Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfnbKnWHUT0

ϟ Upcoming Streams ϟ
>Lia is singing songs right now before she goes on a trip for the week!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwiERtmw210

ϟ Previous Streams ϟ
>OriginS played a game show!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb37aOfSMpo
>Deep Dive on host clubs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjQOW9QrB6Y
>Lia celebrated her 4-year anniversary!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjhkMFKsWzM
>Lia and co celebrated the Phase Connect company anniversary!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhJJaEVGH1k

ϟ Current Events ϟ
>4th anniversary merch is on sale now!
https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/phase-origins-4th-anniversary-collection
https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/phase-connect-4th-anniversary-collection
>OriginS premiered a cover!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-X3TcoUEUw
>OriginS did a choose your own adventure VN, please play along!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTn6LxHniGg
>Lia performed in "The OriginS of Stars" 3D concert on the Offkai Main Stage! Go watch it NOW!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl9B6D3ru7M


ϟ Teen Idol Sensation ϟ
>Vtuber Awards 3D concert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2pK-g-UAWI
>Anime NYC 3D concert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PKxPSiOmSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGIdCpB7uiE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGcTqrDviIs
>OffKai 3D concert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ag9WLlnpGU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x7NdMAxo_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJFHGAXLIOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_JMtDE8aAg
>Nikke 2.5 Anniversary 3D concert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb4e7kYxSDA


ϟ Lia For Sale ϟ
>Marketable Lia Plushie WOW!!
https://hinatsukki.bigcartel.com/product/tenma-lia-plushie
>Chibi Lia daki pillow OMG!
https://kohibean.bigcartel.com/product/phase-connect-chibi-dakimakura-pillows
>Lia shirts WTF!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1703389308/lia-pocket-t-shirt
https://hinatsukki.bigcartel.com/product/liapockettshirt
https://www.imperialbdu.com/en-us/products/lia-juicejack-me-t-shirt?variant=48652510822675
>Charms, Pins, Stands, Patches, Stickers, Happi & Prints!
https://vassociates.net/products/preorder-unofficial-ashelia-rinkou-happi
https://luwud.com/products/phase-connect-rubber-keychains?variant=48437521645861
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1857002240/preorder-phase-connect-holoen-indie
https://534studios.com/store/p/phase-connect-standees-newcie
https://genieart.bigcartel.com/product/enamel-pins-phase-connect
https://genieart.bigcartel.com/product/charms-phase-connect
https://www.minsgraph.store/product-page/phase-connect-lia-acrylic-keycharm-preorder?currency=USD
https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/minsgraph/
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1624930224/phase-connect-enamel-pins
https://kohibean.bigcartel.com/product/pippa-chibi-standee
https://spoonillust.com/products/phase-connect-charm-pre-order-2?variant=45648495247460
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1802171532/preorder-phase-connect-and-indie-vtuber
https://concon.shop/products/phase-connect-die-cut-mini-sticker-1?variant=45490832933038
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1878909317/lia-from-phase-connect-commission-art
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1821427226/phase-connect-acrylic-keychains
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1891162883/1st-cyber-warfare-division-liacons
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1853307961/phase-connect-acrylic-charms-vol-1
https://www.capippalisttradeguild.com/product/13x19-print-the-streamer-formerly-known-as-ashelia-denied-art-/70
>Free Lia 3D model! Yes, FREE!!!!
https://ko-fi.com/s/409b01b34f
>BUY THE LIA COFFEE
https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee/products/black-coffee-ashelia-rinkou-custom-roast


ϟ Other useful links ϟ
>New to Lia and are looking for VOD suggestions?
https://rentry.org/LiaLikerVault
>Free Lia desktop assistant!
https://mega.nz/folder/JrtjCbhD#qZoHWqnoa8Qztf84Qlvq3Q
>Cytube channel:
cytuDOTbe/r/VODclubhouse (replace DOT with .)
>Divegrass team:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//lia/


Remember to only love Lia, and never watch other girls. Only Lia will ever love you. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

Previous Thread: >>101762925

Lia live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwiERtmw210

TEEN
IDOL
SENSATION

this karaoke is Shrek 1

After all Lia is a teen idol sensation

i just came here to like Lia, hit dingers, and have a good time. that's about it
https://youtu.be/kaoEFo8clwA?t=7

we been blessed bros...

cute autist

Lia should wear diapers with how much she leaks

>>101800359
by a heaven sent A cup angel

CHAOS

I hope managersan is watching this stream.

>>101800509
you bet i am this is peak

>>101800587
sauce???

Bricked the FUCK up.

>>101800601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhi9xghzY5Q

It is wild how much more fun karaoke is when she is not singing anime songs
this has been a blast

Likers..., mi corazon......, she just took it.

WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LEAVE FUCK FUCK FUCK

she just rattled that entire monologue off from memory

>>101800741
some jpop can be hyp but it'll never be as hyp as a song you know and like

>Lia singing pop songs
she was literally built for this

>>101800884
yeah jpop etc is better for 3d concerts because of dancing and stuff.
but english pop songs and funny songs just take karaoke to the next level

Has Lia removed the stick from her butt? She is having more fun lately.

RATE THE MALWARE
RATE THE ENERGY
RATE THE SONGS
RATE THE STREAM

>>101801045
WOOOOO/10

>>101801045
Shrek 1
A perfect karaoke stream

>>101801045
Lia/10
GENKI VIRUS/10
HOMESTUCK RAP/10
KINO/10

>>101801045
10/10
all I ever wanted was for Lia to sing pop songs in english and she did it!!!

>>101801045
this stream is the definition of Liacore most fun i've had in a while 10/10

>>101801093
Lia singing it's britney bitch and making it "it's Lia bitch" is a real possibility

>>101801045
SHE FUCKING SANG COTTON EYE JOE I HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR YEARS
I hope she has fun and a safe trip!

damnit I miss her I am already crashing out without her it's been 7 minutes

>>101801045
got raided in
Your oshi knows how to have a good time that was a lot of fun!

>>101801374
What are you?

>>101801374
if there's one thing Lia and Likers know how to do it's make things feel like a party

>>101801045
This have to be one of her best karaoke stream yet/10
GENKI GENKI GENKI LIA/10
Liacon status: in love/10
LIA SEAL OF QUALITY/10

Uniroincally, Lia could convince Pippa to do a duet in a 3d concert with her to Cotton Eye Joe.
Would Lia want to spend a rare 3D dance on Cotton Eye Joe? No.
Should she for the memes and to make history? Yes.
https://youtu.be/HptRj9dGwEM

I miss crackhead yip anon

>>101801045
Best karaoke in a long time, she's at her best when she ignores the voices and just has fun

honestly I get the sense Lia would be impressed that I can do a 360 flip on a skateboard and she would think I'm the coolest Liker

Lia thanking God once again for being American. She wouldn't make it over there.

go home niggas it's been over 30 minutes

>>101801045
it was great

>>101802077
I want to be a guard at a chinese fujoshi prison camp

will the thread survive with her gone?
these are different times now since the board crash

>>101802201
we made it through a month of no Lia. it'll be fine

>>101802254
But we have lost good support posters

>>101802304
i've taken 2 weeks off this year and the thread didn't die and I post a lot. it'll be fine, just make fun posts anon wants to reply to

>>101802201
>>101802304
The board is incredibly slower than before the hack, meaning this thread can last longer with fewer bumps.

>>101802727
Its gotten faster since Saba albeit

>>101802795
small fish desu

i got soul but im not a soldier
i got soul but im not a soldier
i got soul but im not a soldier
IVE GOT SOUL BUT IM NOT A SOLDIER
IVE GOT SOUL BUT IM NOT A SOLDIER
IVE GOT SOUL BUT IM NOT A SOLDIER
IVE GOT SOUL BUT IM NOT A SOLDIER
IVE GOT SOUL BUT IM NOT A SOLDIER
IVE GOT SOULLL BUT IM NOT A SOLDIERRR
IVE GOT SOULLLLL BUT IM NOT A SOLDIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I am a solider

Bad News: Lia was subjected to cup stacking autism and never recovered.

Also the Zersetzung being waged against me because I was subjected to federal honey pots as a child and am now a liability are increasing with shell companies and state sponsored bad actors being used to defraud me.

@pio https://www.cyoc.net/interactives/chapter_116414.html

/vgtc/ stickers
https://mega.nz/folder/8HpwFATD#pRBJMszUgajZhYS0jDL7OQ

333884-4

MariMari_EN insinuates that Liacons are the most likely to have an orgy at a con.

>>101806311
it's unironically true

lia upskirt

>>101807878
Heinous.
But can't fault him for wanting an even tan.

the flatness of Lia's little cheeks needs to be studied

Lia is a flat unsexy bitch and I'm tired of pretending she's not

wish i had a cute pancakey labham to share my bk tacos with

someone wake up and talk to me

>>101811029
suspicious

Im awake but at what cost

>>101812468
ya bussi gon itch

Slept on my arm wrong
Feels terrible

no more Lia :(

Reminder Lia has cup stacking autism

where oh where can my Lia be

EVERYTIME WE TOUCH

I GOT A BULLET WITH YOUR NAME ON IT
A BULLET WITH YOUR NAME

:o
DEKU NO

>>101813254
xo=====8

Deku is a homosexual

>>101813507
Hi Deku

>>101813587
I’m not a homosexual

science doesnt rule

>>101814130
Based

>>101813953
>’
uh-huh

>>101814390
So WHAT

>>101814470
don't raise ur voice at me mister

I fear crackhead yip anon died after some fent got in

>>101814757
I miss him

fent

>>101814757
>>101807878

>>101815343
>>101807878
WHAT THE HELL HE IS BACK!????????

someone is back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAR-DurmA6o

>>101815447
is this achievable natty?

wish ncaa 26 came out this week instead of next week

I hope Rurumi is in vallure's gen2

>the idol dance they did in the concert was a Power Rangers dance
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksAav-iRPOw

glad to find out lia supports the troops

>>101815334
cute esnupi

Lia should get a tattoo

>>101817065
you should get a life sentence

>>101807878
welcome home king

Waiting for my Lia

>>101820226
Nothing to post about

>>101820593
I think there is only one solution

>>101821336
Youre gonna cooka meal and post pictures every step of the way to show us how its made?

>>101821395
I was gonna say gay sex but yeah that would be really cool too

Whatever happened to the drunk finn

>>101821508
suicide by cop

>>101821508
someone brought up his past, he left for awhile, then he came back last night to make some posts about black lagoon while very drunk

gonna shave my balls in 10m. thought you'd want to know

I miss Lia

wonder where she is
wonder what shes doin

do ya reckon she misses us?

>>101822947
no

this is thread #961 btw

>>101823537
do we get a prize at 1000?

>>101823537
how much have we slowed down since the crash?

>>101823588
All of /vt/ has slowed across the board as I am sure you know.
we used to have about 32 threads per month
we had 25 for June.
for comparison, /haha/ had 16, /mint/ had 19, /kronii/ had 10, /ggg/ had 20

>>101823998
how the hell did we have more than ggg

>>101823998
Honestly not as bad as I thought it would be. Healthy solo threads now are 1 bake every 2-3 days.

>>101823998
a handful of brothers bonded by gay sex and autism are powerful

>>101824124
I haven't been there, but they probably had divided presence with holotower. Pretty much all of the Hololive solo generals minus /baubau/ and /hirys/ got decimated they used to be the measuring stick I would use for this thread way back when

I know this thread has had hardships with Lia not streaming at all in April and then the Hundred Line filter arc in May. We're hanging in there tho even without the pcgia avatar drive-by posters (save for the labham and whatever that drunk fuck Finn is up to)

>>101824551
have you tracked pcgia on 8 at all? i'd be interested in seeing their speed drop off compared to before they moved websites.

>>101824551
>Hundred Line
>filter arc
EepST sissy revisionist history.

>>101824710
this. if you could stomach 100 hours of hundred line you got to see raw Lia. I enjoyed the 40 or so hours I watched. not the battles tho they sucked ass. shoulda just been a VN

>>101824710
we lost one of the cytube guys because of him getting filtered hundred line (sucks to be him if he missed June because the last 2 weeks have been peam)

i know the thread mostly liked hundred line, but when you give likers who are used to rations of food and drop a 24/7 all you can eat mcdonalds in front of them, they don't know how to handle it

>>101824923
yeah i hope someone mods out the actual gameplay bits so Lia can just enjoy the story whenever she "replays" it

>>101824980
my crashout had very little to do with Lia and I tried to specify I enjoyed the streams but it probably came off all gay and retarded. I never stopped watching Lia I just took time off from the thread

>>101824923
I enjoy her hundred line streams dont get it twisted. hundred line was great and lia made it even better. when i say filter for hundred line, i use it in a way as it relates exclusively to this thread

streaming to 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am. most of the streams didn't get rate posts just because of the extreme times and durations. posting doesnt matter none of this matters at all really, but i was meaning it in the context of the thread is all

>>101825218
You said "I hate Lia and she smells and her butthole is brown"

>>101825427
no, that was me and i never said hate i said love. and her butt smelling and being brown is a feature not a defect.

Lias bubblegum pink butthole

Lia brown butthole LOVE

Think it is time for some of us to take interest in Lia's love for cup stacking
https://youtu.be/F89vHYoM8XM

>>101825550
peach*

>>101825611 (me)
I ride a 12 inch dildo every night btdubs

>>101825675
>lowercase m

>>101825593
I wanna see someone do this with real glass drinking glasses and lets see who is really tough

brownbozos don't look
https://files.catbox.moe/cwi9cu.png

>>101825794
can fit a soda can up there

>>101825866
speaking from experience, anon?

>>101825911
youre the gay boy, no?

>>101826036
I don't shove cans up my bhole I think I might be a little straighter than you

>>101825794
ok i won't

>>101826081
gay boys shove things up their ass.
this is not news.

>>101826125
what if the can breaks and soda sprays everywhere inside u

>>101826125
do you use full or empty cans? is your sphincter powerful enough to crush the can?

>>101826163
imagine the sugar rush

>>101826163
it takes a lot to break a full can of soda.

remember one man one jar? that guy is tougher than all of us combined, he gave an interview about it years later, supposedly he was doing it before work at like 4am. he sat there in silence picking glass out of his ass trying not to wake up his wife and child in the next room. then he shoved gauze up his ass and went to work like nothing happened

>>101826297
ur bussi loose af huh

>>101826426
>26426▶
>File: Yippie Lemon.png (1.39 MB, 2481x1163)
huh?

>>101826479
what?

>>101826523
idk why it greentexted me
I was talking about the jar guy

>>101826558
I could play the video I got the info from in the cytube at Lia time. have a cursed internet stories power hour

>>101826787
cytube?

>>101826850
yknow that place where Beebs spoiled space jam and said he wanted to smash the bunny

>>101821945
proof?

>>101827142
gay ass bug

Day 1 without Lia

>>101827142
gayassLiaLiker2... come home...

I want to throw Lia into a foam pit

I want to throw Lia into a mosh pit

I want to blow Lia's back out

light skinned ass crackers

>>101827449
you rang?

>>101827575
y are u pouty

I miss Lia

i'm horny who want me

>>101828189
not ur month anymore

>>101828247
i was asking the females itt

Lia's coochie all kinds of stinky

>>101828295
There are none

theres an alternate timeline where Lia got the tumblrina audience instead of us

>>101829470
the what?

nothing wrong with a 5in benis

>>101829578
the women who rip each others throats out over shipping wars

>>101829651
there isn't. you're blessed!
>NK
who the hell is crossing the DMZ to measure their cocks

>>101829651
trvke!

>>101829806
5inbros... we'd be GODS in thailand...

>>101830564
there are only ladyboys there tho

>>101830647
you can frot with their tiny little weiners until they make those weird asian noises

>>101830647
r they built like Lia

Lia fury daki
https://www.capippalisttradeguild.com/product/9in-dakimakura-keychain-furry-lia/287

>>101830724
backside

>>101830724
why doesn't phase have options like these? I want my Lia daki to be scented

>>101830877
cute flat butt, her right butt cheek is peeking out a little and u can tell it doesn't stick out much

wonder what the full art of this is
https://www.capippalisttradeguild.com/product/-13x19-print-lia-s-hideout-novacrusader-/297?cp=true&sa=false&sbp=false&q=true

>>101821508
CIA suicided him.

any lia

finn doesn't even watch vtubers anymore idrc that he's gone

>>101832654
ok how you know

>>101832633
Lia is absent but we will be learning about a guy who shoved a jar up his ass at normal Lia time

>>101832654
Ok unc

>>101833119
this image goes hard

>>101832933
>unc
see >>101832730

>>101832730
he said as much

>>101833413
i will do it again.

CURSED POWER HOUR
cytuDOTbe/r/VODclubhouse
replace DOT with .
starting with Mr Hands to let everyone trickle in for Jar man

go back to having sexual thoughts about airiheads

>>101833651
I don't want to repost that dick pic that's a bit rude

only have sexual thoughts about labhams

>>101833706
>>101833712

>>101833759
since when is the breaking bad guy black

the state of washington was a mistake

>>101833759
hi finnigger

wonder how Big Dick got his name

Bro got his brains scrambled so bad that he went full Hellraiser mode.

his homies really called him bitch made for dying

>>101834029
KWAB

>>101833651
>>101833759
>>101834143
reminder LTG is a bum ass nigga that doesnt pay his child support

Beastiality is a white people crime

knew I recognized her from somewhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87nkJquHnAU

>>101834206
what about all those gaped goats in the middle east

>>101833651
are you still seething about airiheads lmao

>>101834305
nah, that'd be fucking retarded

back in the day, it was ogrish

>>101834358
move on lilbro

reminder Lia has an IMDB page

>>101834407
i don't want to

>>101834407
kinda hard to
https://litter.catbox.moe/6lgybtyz2kktsqbx.jpg
this has been reposted at least a dozen times I don't think i'm violating privacy

>>101834537
what is this

>>101834537
>black nail polish
>rose(?) tattoo
oh nigga is a fucking fag

>>101834619
Airihead penis

Reminder there is no real reason to believe that person in the pic is an Airihead.

Can you fags go back to trooncord

I never leave this thread so I have no fucking idea what you pinheads are talking about

>>101834684
jealous of his pecker much?

>>101834537
the fabled BWC...

>>101834733
Super duper.

>>101834717
don't even pretend you don't understand penis discussion. I haven't checked pcgia since they changed websites, you don't need to know to look at penis

>>101834733
Michibro has a LWC so prob

>>101834835
I know it is a disgusting penis, but I don't know the context of why

>>101834875
I would cover it with kisses regardless of size

>>101834907
>disgusting penis
get the fuck out of here foid. god women make me fucking sick

>>101834684
I KNOW COCKS!

imagine the goatse acrylic stand and keychains

>>101835053
they would sell like hotcakes

Lia prefers MWCs

I miss the wild west internet so much, bros.

why was it called goatse?

>>101835197
tell us your war stories ojisan

>>101835366
he wasnt there. it is stolen valor he thinks he was there

all of these animal fuckers are white people

I heard there was benis in here
My sixth sense never lies where is it

>there is another small corpo Lia joining the battle
https://x.com/LeiaMemoria

>>101835628
has to spell it a retarded way because she knows there is one true Lia in vtubing

What's the most you'd be willing to learn in exchange for clinically administered handjobs?

>>101835567
>they spelled it differently
good, smart. Lia is like highlander. there can only be one

>>101835685
whyd you quote me lilbro
I am looking for benis

>>101835767
stop being a fagola

>>101835767
I missed nigga but here's your weiner >>101834537

>>101835840
thank you
will study this benis

reminder Lia and Yuri have furaffinity accounts

>>101835856
I expect a 5 paragraph essay in MLA format on my desk by this time tomorrow

>>101835628
>>101835673
>>101835685
I think it is produced like the grandma from Star Wars, not Lia.

>>101836001
ohhh the hair bun lady

I miss Lia

I miss Leia

>>101836084
imagine how many preinternet porn nerd loads were spilled to that lady

Glad clubhouse cytube was back
I like you fags

>>101836553
it is a fun time, especially when it doesn't go over the length of your average Lia stream. I just don't really know what to play anymore, i've put on everything i've thought was fun. instead of forcing a watchalong every day I think we should use the cytube as a treat when an anon comes up with a good idea

>>101836763
you never know when kino will be suggested. unhinged was goat

>>101836763
can we watch Japanese BBWs getting their backs blown out
asking for a friend

>>101836938
we don't watch porn unless it has Billy Harrington in it

>>101837022
beggin ya to reconsider

>>101837022
I love watching the gears in her head move

>>101837143
now make the next panel him hitting her in the head with a brick
>>101837195
her boobies are bigger than her head. I just don't get the appeal

bump limit triggered

>>101837361
anon...

>>101837231
>I just don't get the appeal
that's cuz u a gay lil boy

>>101837231
faggot of the day

>>101837475
even I understand the appeal of a nice set of perky boobs. her titties look like they weigh 20lbs each, it's just too much

I will bake

>>101837709
u really do be gay

>>101837927
if liking well shaped small and medium perky boobies with lil pink nipples is gay I don't even want to think about being straight

new
>>101838736
>>101838736

is she really from Phase Connect? Is that a fact?

>>101839346
So you don't know?