Thread 101835292

Mori is joining Pat and Woolie's Castle Super Beast podcast next week. Clip of them talking about it here.
https://www.twitch.tv/castlesuperbeast/clip/LazyUglyDogFunRun-ibDFtLO6VCHm7w1F
So Hololive is mainstream in the US now?

>>101835292 (OP)
grim

>>101835292 (OP)
I have no idea who these guys are

someone explain to me why i should be malding and go on a faggotry rant
who is this?

is this real?

It's a step up from Trash Taste. But that's not saying much.

>>101835292 (OP)
I didnt know these guys were still around

>>101835292 (OP)
not surprising mori would do this at all

>>101835461
>>101835490
They were apart of Super Best Friends Play. Let’s play Channel that was popular like a decade ago.

>>101835292 (OP)
>normal dudes that actually like games
if male Vtubers were like these fleshy ones and less like Ludwigs friend Mango they wouldn't be hated so much

>>101835643
Everyone at that party was a degenerate

>>101835643
>and less like Ludwig
Could've stopped there.

>>101835583
Oh I remember watching super best friends tearing apart David Cage games many years ago

>>101835292 (OP)
Wonder what the episode title will be.

>>101835292 (OP)
>mainstream
>400 views

Never heard of them in my life. Downgrade time?

>>101835292 (OP)
https://streamable.com/6h4vor

New direction baby. I guess Fauna and Gura were the good ones. They opposed this shit and cover fired them.

Woolie could've had her on his fighting game show like 4 solid years ago when Mori said she watched it but he has to do everything the Woolie way and now both are far more irrelevant than they would've been then

>>101837327
dropped

>>101835292 (OP)
>SBP
>mainstream
Anon... don't bait using Woolie and Pat... the SBFP finale is just too sad for me to get mad...

>>101837327
I remember debbies trying to ignore this when it happened.

I only know this from certain horse fan animations

>>101836208
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>101837394
The Woolie way and Crazy talk were just their way of saying/doing dumb shit while not pissing off their fans...

>>101835292 (OP)
>So Hololive is mainstream in the US now?
Pat and Woolie are Canadian.
Even worse, French Canadians

>>101837327
>>101837722
No one cares about your fetish, Mori schizo
>>101837690
It sounds more like someone was spamming their fetish and was annoyed that they were getting ignored.

I am surprised is Mori going and not her other persona, that would make a little bit more sense since Woolie at least wants to keep vtubers as far away as he can.

>>101835292 (OP)
>mainstream
The most niche of niche podcast, it took them like 10 years to get 100k subscribers.

>>101838974
On which platform?

what about neuro sama?
bwahahahahah!!

>>101838924
Woolie probably doesn't actually know about her other persona.

The stuff they talk about can be fun, but god damn do I fucking hate their fanbase

>>101836994
>>101838974
They were 6views... years and years ago

>>101837365
Fauna is a fan northernlion and Gura is a fan of Matpat

>>101835461
I only know the black dude because he claimed to have turned downa. threesome because he wanted to pick up SF4

>>101835292 (OP)
years of feminization.......lost.........

>>101835292 (OP)
>So Hololive is mainstream in the US now?
They were probably praying that someone with Mori's number of followers would be on their podcast.

>>101837327
Of course a wigger like Mori would say that

>>101837563
Kronii and Fauna are no longer friends....

Next Versus Wolves episode is going to have John say he signed Woolie up for Holostars.

>>101835292 (OP)
>Mainstream
>like 70 views on average
Damn have they fallen, even the leftovers of Totalbiscuit that had Ollie and Jurtard on are like superstars in comparison

>>101835292 (OP)
I remember the only reason I’m into vtubers today is because pat and paige started talking about pekora and korone during the mid-2020 lockdowns and I fell into the rabbit hole. Weirdest niche crossover to see this far down the line.

>>101835292 (OP)
I’m just glad Dad is able to go out and spread the company’s name to outside fan bases. I think Mori is a great ambassador because she is genuinely good at conversation and relatively drama free.

Mori is unironically more black than Woolie

>>101835292 (OP)
Their viewers are gonna find her cringe. Just like how it was with Trash Taste.

>>101845764
That doesn’t matter. She’s not going to lose fans by going on the show. Even if only 1 percent of people find her interesting enough to start watching her, that’s still a positive. It’s basic wrestling politics.

>>101845878
not even 1% will stick around. Most deadbeats don't find mori's streams interesting enough to watch

>>101845918
Is that why she has over 2 million subscribers and frequently has over 100k views on her live streams? Fuck off with your Mori hate.

>>101841882
I thought Gura was more of a fan of Vinesauce.

>>101841893
It was MvC3

>>101838924
Woolie has largely capitulated at this point.

>>101835292 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>101846364
What's funny?

>>101835583
that's not "mainstream"

>>101846380
This whole situation

>>101846431
What situation?

>>101835292 (OP)
Oh hey, I love this podcast. Wouldn't really call them mainstream but I'm looking forward to it regardless.

Good job Cover. Authorizing one of your talents to go onto a podcast with titles like "The Races Must Not Mix Until Time Cube is Defeated"
Great vetting.

>>101846445
Idk readthe OP, Holofags and Shitposters are going to have a field day with this

>>101846478
>Holofags
Seem to either not care or is interested.
>Shitposters
Why do you care?

I miss the glory days.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e82ui7z3f6o&t=1235s

>>101846585
Liam slowly pulling back the veil throughout that playthrough to reveal just how fucking bad Star Fox Adventures actually is was amazing.
And of course cloudniggers. I forgot that Woolie was dead fucking silent for like five minutes after that.

>>101835292 (OP)
>Mori Calley-oh-pay

>>101835490
Pat is like a neogaf/resetera cuck from 20 years ago whose career died about a decade ago because instead of talking about and playing videogames like he was supposed to he just acted like a whiny faggot

>>101846987
>gaskwang

>>101835292 (OP)
>another male collab by Mori

oh joy

>>101846471
based

>>101845966
>100k live views on her streams
this doesn't even happen for huge events. Are you insane?

>>101835292 (OP)
>mori the wigger
Baffling choice. There are plenty of better vtubers, both in and out of Hololive, to appear on CSB. Wonder who got the idea to invite her, or if she invited herself?

>>101835292 (OP)
>mainstream
Anon... Woolie and Pat don't even hit 1k CCV. Shit, it has been a running theme of everyone in SBFP having waning popularity where they have been left in the dust while everyone else mogs them hard. Even people they helped get big like Maximillian and EyePatchWolf mog them HARD. And this isn't even getting into Hololive vtubers lol, the girls have 10-15 times more CCV on average.

>>101836994
>>101841170
>>101842723
Just to clarify, they have never uploaded entire vods on YouTube until recently due to Twitch's change in content archival policies. That's a recent YT account solely made for this purpose, that's why it has very little views

>>101848057
I doubt anyone else is interested, they're even less relevant than other dead game journo adjacent groups like kinda funny and easy allies
all of them are relics of bygone eras

>>101847046
Pat stopped acting like a whiny faggot not long after SBFP disbanded funnily enough. Getting a big tiddy redhead wife and a kid mellowed the fuck out of him. Nowadays the only "hining" he does is shitting on Bungie for being gigaretards that killed Destiny 2 and fucked up the Marathon extraction shooter. Also he hates AI slop with a passion which is based.

>>101848142
Not beating the numberfag allegations

MaH LoW vIEwS
And yet they make enough to pay for their house, their kids, editor and cohost

I'll be honest: Woolie is better with Reggie and Minh than with Pat, Matt and Liam

>>101848259
oh that's good to hear, it's rare for people to recover like that but big tiddy redheads can do it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lStpdsqXMCA
Will Mori do it?

>>101848057
Woolie literally sent a message on twitter himself to her inviting her.

>>101847896
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>101848440
Matt dragged everyone down desu
And Liam never offered much to the mix

>>101835292 (OP)
I'm very fond of these old men but in no way they're mainstream. Also here's their clip playlist that gives more sense on them https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiSdC6Lp8c7NbVxJzlBsmCnGz63_GZMOC

>>101848440
The best part about Woolie and Pat's dynamic is they aren't shy about calling each other out or talking shit, even if it results in actual shouting arguments, which has happened.
Reggie and Minh are probably better for keeping a chill atmosphere.

>>101838924
>since Woolie at least wants to keep vtubers as far away as he can.
I don't know about that

>trash taste electric boogaloo
and I thought she was feminized

>>101849992
She's basically doing charity with this instead of prostituting herself to the kings of ironic weebs

>>101835292 (OP)
>Pat fucked SphereHunter
>He's gonna fuck Mori now


HE

CAN'T

KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>>101850053
>went from prostituting herself to the kings of ironic weebs to prostituting herself to literal whos
how the heavy have fallen

>>101849992
Not really. These guys are actually liked here

>>101847896
>can't read

>>101848259
Pat won the lottery considering he's a literal dwarf.

>>101850179
It is funny watching people pretend not too because they asked Mori to come on the show, or they are a bunch zoomer third world faggots.

>>101850530
>they asked Mori to come on the show
Bullshit. Been watching the best friends all my life. They were shitting on vtubers during the big boom of the trend. Pat and Woolie hate "moe" culture. Even when Woolie was forced to react to Hololive clips he showed zero interest. Maybe Liam would like vtubers but Pat and Woolie are the least likely to invite one.

>>101850563
Woolie invited here on twitter, man.

>>101850668
>Woolie and Connor are eskimo brothers now
Damn...

>>101850563
https://x.com/WoolieWoolz/status/1911867330738688123
3 seconds of searching could have saved you embarassment.

>>101850709
Coming up on half a decade since that podcast and you're STILL thinking about his dick.

>>101838924
>Woolie at least wants to keep vtubers as far away as he can.
This is a bit, Vinny Vinesauce does it too, he acts like vtubers are some weird anime thing he doesnt know about, even though he's freinds with Laimu, Matara, Geega, hackerling etc

>>101850888
To be fair I doubt they know that much about vtubers

>>101850834
Unironically, Connor is more based than Mori and all of hololive in general. TT Podcast is more entertaining. And Connor pulls all the bitches with his Aryan dong, Ironmouse, Kaho, Mori, Pokimane, LilyPichu, Rinrin, etc. The real question is, would Woolie's girth be able to compete with Connor's rizz and face

>>101850954
good evening sir

Hopefully when our black queen speaks, these two white boys will shut up and listen.

>>101850954
>unironically enjoys trash podcast

>>101850563
Pat is a secret vtuber enjoyer, any mention on the podcast of anything barely related to vtubers comes from Pat (Holocure, Nyanners, Kson, etc).

>>101850563
Woolie literally has 2 vtuber models and him and Pat has a bunch of friends who are vtubers. They may not be vtuber mega fans, but they're far from being antis.

>>101837327
Kek

I wonder why mori is so intent on staining hololive's image in the eyes of everyone outside of the garden

>>101851328
Mori will die before the other Holos do. I don't mean lose her channel, I mean be deceased.

>>101851346
didn't she clean up her act supposedly

>>101851463
Over 2 years ago at this point and a twitter search away, but if you haven't noticed we have people who don't seem to perceive the passage of time in this thread.

>>101851591
lol is that why she sounds like a druggie in every stream

>>101847046
>neogaf
Never checked them, what do they do? Are they a RE clone?

>>101835292 (OP)
do you think woolie will try to act like he's from the streets again since calli has done some rap music?

>>101854203
that's what blacks usually do so yeah

>>101854253
pat needs to call him wasabi if he does

Is this a remaster of her trash taste phase?

>>101835292 (OP)
If Mori just wants to get BLACKED on stream, then let her. HoloEN's quality has severely depreciated this year, to the point where bots, SEA, and people who are too deep in the sunk cost, are the only ones left.

>>101851591
Pppppffffffff hahahahahaha

Woolie and Pat are the type of people who’d make a worse white person joke than the one Uki did and it’d be hilarious if that happened

>>101842574
No... not again...

>>101854621
Woolie is so white that it's more accurate to say that Mori will BLACK him.

Why this bitch do this?
I try to not care but damn, the is so stupid

>>101835406
>>101835517
>>101847046
>>101849992
>>101851328
>>101854620
If you're going to keep hating on the best friends zaibatsu then I'm going to keep saying Mumei has real autism.

>>101855959
Anon... it's been 6 years. Let it go...

I didn't even realize they liked vtubers, they kind of seemed out of the loop for that stuff. I'll listen though, Mori's voice is kind of soothing.

>>101854253
Well then good thing Woolie's white

>>101836208
Alright, I'm not hating them automatically.

>>101856086
Yes. But they still make content and I will NOT tolerate disrespect of my boys!

>>101856199
Based Mumeiposter, I kneel.

>>101856199
Your "boys" haven't been relevant in years.

>>101837327
Based, I'll watch Mori now.

>>101857415
Relevance does not equal quality.

>>101856105
They don't exactly hate vtubers, but at the same time I know Woolie has been constantly confused over the concept for years and still unironicly thinks of vtubers and idols as the same thing. Hopefully Mori makes him realize that it's more of a Hololive concept at this point and realize they're just streamers.
Either way I expect the audience to be insufferable, especially from Pats side.

>>101855724
Tbf Mori is probably the one vtuber who’d fit in well with them.

>>101835292 (OP)
/vt/ is full of kids so you're gonna be like OMG IT'S LIKE TRASH TASTE ALL OVER AGAIN ORMAHGAARRRD but in reality if you've been around for long enough then you should be feeling sorry for those guys right now. They fell for the classic trick of thinking she's some really cool lady just because Cover shills her a lot due to her label contract. Poor bastards., having that thing over.

>>101858114
you sound like a giant pussy

>>101848057
>There are plenty of better vtubers, both in and out of Hololive
Such as?

>>101858022
Woolie and Pat are unironically like old people when it comes to anime or Japan stuff despite liking some of it

>>101858022
Which is funny because Woolie is at least familiar with wrestling right? They're sorta the same.

>>101850060
Isn't spherehunter a man? Does that mean he is gay?

>>101858381
Kys

>>101858022
>vtubers and idols as the same thing
it's funny because mori is the worst example

>>101858022
>a Hololive concept
They didn't invent vtubing.

Pat > Woolie > Liam >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Matt

>>101849984
3 out of the 4 people in that image are rapists

wait a minute woolie is a NIGGER? she's never beating the allegations lmao

>>101858414
I take this as a yes. Thanks anon.

>>101835583
Oh that's sick actually, those guys are alright

>>101858476
Thats literally the misconception im getting at. Separating the whole idol vtuber thing that hololive stands for and the general concept of a vtuber. Not to say there arent any other idol vtuber corpos at this point, but to Woolie it's all just one umbrella.

>>101858196
The moment he makes that connection, he's in.

There are probably a huge amount of anons on this board who weren't even alive when they were posting to machinima, that's fucked up.

>Pat bagged this
>Woolie settled for a fat girl
>Matt settled for a fat girl
>Liam settled for a tranny
There's levels to this

>>101858845
>Woolie settled for a fat girl
is that why mori was invited

>>101857678
They aren't relevant BECAUSE they lost quality! FUCKING 123 PARTS TO PLAY CYBERPUNK!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MODERN WOOLIE! The only good thing they've done is the 3rd birthday let's play!

>>101858777
Oops. My mistake. I'm impulsive so I sometimes misread posts.
>>101858689
Transphobe

>>101858867
>123 parts for a massive rpg
THEY LOST QUALITY

I always thought Pat's wife could have made a good vtuber, she's got the voice and the brain damage for it

>>101858867
>MODERN WOOLIE
you are now remembering Snailborne

>>101858914
Mother fucker! You KNOW these guys drag the shit out of their let's plays. Most people spend 50-80 parts! The amount of time woolie spends lolligagging pisses me the fuck off. You don't need to spend twice the time the average let's player spends to complete the game!!!

>>101859054
>you're now remembering how Matt inserted himself into the Woolie+Pat+souls combo because he saw it was doing great numbers
Matt McMuscles(actually a fat fuck who gets bullied in his own mind), the original numbersmonkey

>>101859054
... fair point. Then again, I tended to skip those let's plays because of how slow they were.

>>101858022
Woolie and Pat not "getting" vtubers while being streamers themselves always seemed weird to me
same thing with them being anime loving weebs (mostly Woolie) getting weirded out by moe characters and silly panty shots

>>101859094
And I KNOW you have brain damage!

>>101857678
they're even lower quality now

>>101835583
A decade ago I was 30 so that explains why I have no fucking idea who they are.

>>101858520
>solo
Matt > Woolie > Pat > Liam
>group
Pat (with Matt) > Matt (with Pat) > Pat(general) > Woolie >>> Liam >= Matt (general)

>>101859182
Retard

>>101859152
Face facts! SBFP Pat and Woolie were so much better than modern day Pat and Woolie.

>>101859145
They're fucking canadians and they're posers to boot
Back in the day whenever he visited /m/ Woolie always got clowned on
Matt found out people hated his guts from browsing /v/
That weird farmer friend of their got his start in /tg/

>>101859242
I accept your concession. Have a nice day.

>>101859244
If you're going to keep hating on the best friends zaibatsu then I'm going to keep saying Mumei is autistic.

>>101859242
We don't sign our posts here.

The "let's play" is an outdated format of content from a bygone era, the fact these retards try to stick to it while also being streamers just goes to show you how out of touch they are with current trends
Fucking vtubers very rarely finish a game for example

>>101859270
>>101859322
Taste is subjective and imo your tastes are bad.

>>101859300
Fuck it! I am calling your bluff. CSB is WORSE than SBFP AND Mumei is AUTISTIC! What ya gonna do about that?

>>101859376
Least you're half right.

>>101859405
Concession accepted.

>>101858867
but don't you wanna see Woolie do the Yakuza 0 cabaret minigame for like 4 weeks straight?

>>101859447
more than I'd like to see Mori, yeah

>>101859447
NO! I DON'T WANNA WATCH WOOLIE NOT GET AND IGNORE INSTRUCTIONS FOR 3 WEEKS STRAIGHT BECAUSE OF THE "Woolie Way" ONLY FOR MINH TO BAIL HIM OUT AGAIN!!!

>>101859434
But CSB is good too.

>>101859573
It sure does sound like you do watch quite a lot of that.

>>101859573
woolie: "anyway, did you know about racism?"

>>101859634
I STOPPED WATCHING THEM BECAUSE OF THAT BULLSHIT! THAT'S WHY I KNOW SO MUCH!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>101859648
Wooreo...

>>101859004
on the other hand learning how to run a chuuba rig might make her forget something else

>Woolie's own fans hatewatch him
>Liam MIA
>Matt is a run-on-the-mill video essayist with shit numbers
Pat keeps on winning, he even makes her wear socks because he finds feet disgusting

>>101858885
You didn't say I was wrong.

>>101859805
>Liam MIA
he streams with Matt from time to time I think
they did a react of the not-E3 events a couple of weeks ago

Arcana Heart Love MAX has been installed.

>>101860013
*manic manlet and fake-black laughter*

>>101858520
Liam will always be the worst by simply being an insufferable resetera poster. At least the other 3 stay away from that place.

>>101858867
Yeah, I really don't understand what the fuck compelled Woolie to do that shit. Disco Elysium at least had sauce so the snailthrough was bearable. Mass Effects were bearable because of Reggie playing it. Yakuza 0 was kinda shit too tbdesu but not as bad as Cyberpunk.

>>101859354
Pat at least puts his entire vods on his yt channel, with the exception of reactslop and some shill streams where the publisher indicates he can't do it. But also I assume the reason Woolie sticks with the LP format is to not having to fire Minh.

>>101859004
>>101859753

Well, you're in luck. Though she dropped after a move I think, and never fully committed in the first place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IWGrwE4xs0

>>101860251
I imagine it's a mix of "well people loved the souls/borne playthroughs so they'll love this too" and Woolie being unbearably stubborn about the weirdest shit.

>>101859805
>he even makes her wear socks because he finds feet disgusting

>>101846181
Definitely PewDiePie. She did Bitch Lasagna for him vs T Series.

>>101842723
>the leftovers
Maker studio folks made their money decade ago, those that are still streaming are doing it just to pass time

>>101835292 (OP)
Woolie's been talking about vtubers since before HoloJP5 was a thing so this is cool to see.
>>101835461
These guys were part of one of the oldest and biggest lets play groups on youtube. Think Game Grumps before game grumps even existed.

>>101860889
>Think Game Grumps
Who?

>>101861108
>well you see they were this 2 man group of guys who did letsplays like 10 years ago and-

>>101861108
Is cowchop young enough for you guys? Maybe smooch?

>>101835643
Every top 100 streamer is an actual psycho and/or braindead, unlucky. XQC being the face of twitch is so fitting.

>>101835292 (OP)
Genuinely shocked Mori agreed to something like this considering all the shit you fuckers threw at her for the Trash Taste appearance, but still pretty cool to see. Normally I just save the podcast clips for my daily commute, but I might actually watch this one in full.

>>101863921
Woolie and Pat aren't really grifters like those guys are.

>>101862341
Maximilian is a good man and you’re gonna have to pony up some damn good proof if you want to convince me otherwise.

>>101863921
yeah the trash taste podcasts were both kino and I hope she does a third one

>>101850912
vinny knows a lot about matara, he got the in depth review

>>101841882
It all goes full circle

>>101859805
>tfw you will never watch the geoff awards with a cute redhead while wearing matching tshirts
life is suffering

see, i told you guys mori isn't cute

>>101865722
I would still hit it if given the opportunity desu

This thread makes me feel old. It is amusing though that shitposters automatically date themselves as being on the younger end for comparing Pat and Woolie to Trash Taste when they're like 40+ ojisans at this point with kids who have really oldfag board humor.

Soo
What's the podcast title gonna be?

>>101868480
"We gave a vtuber the pass"

>>101868739
https://youtu.be/MsWhKaVivsA?si=8VwaRAEI8xb3UIXE

>>101868480
“David Cage could never: The Real Story of a Virtual Girl”

>>101835406
RIPPAH

Pat and Woolie are hyper political Karens. They actually match well with Mori.

>>101869395
Fuck, that's a good one.

>>101835731
In the end, David Cage tore the best friends apart right back.

>>101863921
Mori is an actual oldfag from /here/, well not this board but you get it.

>>101868739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMClFhYaRuE

>>101863921
I just think it's funny to think Woolie is a fan of Mori over any of the other choices

>>101835292 (OP)
Literally fucking who?
>>101835461
This.

>>101859354
It's kinda weird because I see fans going ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT GAME but some random passerby doesn't want to watch "long game vod pt 8"

>>101835292 (OP)
That's some seriously low views. Not even talking about CCV.

Doesn't corpos have some rule about collabing with such low viewers? There is nothing to gain.

>>101879326
Why are holos such numberfags

>>101879326
The reason was explained several times in this thread. They didn't upload to YouTube before and mass uploaded their backlog of vods all at once like a month ago.