>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>101826295

hart!

>1 stream with "effort" put in
>zero interesting things to talk about
>eternal fighting

I love my boyfriend

Evil love!

kill pedos, twinshippers, and trannies

>>101836758

>>101836701
Cuuute

>>101836830
Stop harassing artists.

>nooo don't bully the fanartist :/
>anyways here's a sloppa of another artist (surely they would love that)
stop pretending that you give a shit about artists

>>101836282
mf should kill himself for targeting a little girl

>>101836830
bro said the same thing 3 times

>>101836892
I'm not the one doing that though?

>>101836912
you weren’t supposed to point that out

#Bwaart General

>>101836912
Trvth but it fits my ideal narrative so we will let it play out in this way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f08nuu4ajg

>>101837008
not watching but that reminds me neurocar is in 3 weeks

Guys!!!! Guys!!!! You won't believe what xitter user N°6257238 said about my favorite Fanartist O-M-G!!!!!!!!

>>101836912
>(surely they would love that)
They don't know though. Nobody here is replying to artists with AI art trained off them, which would be a form of harassment.

>>101836924
That's the joke

>>101837072
>Nobody here is replying to artists with AI art trained off them
yet

>>101837134
only replies would be if it was porn which the artist would never do
as seen from last thread

>>101836830
show pits and I'll consider it

>>101836467 (OP)
You may not like it, but today's stream was good only because Evil called in twice

>>101837287
rapevil rape

>>101837287
sexvil sex

heart

>>101836758
zombie themed stream when?

>>101836758
total evil death

>>101837287
dry humping evil

there's been like 20 collabs this year and 6 new collab partners

>>101837532
>dry
not for long

Sex with Tomathicc

>>101837625
rapetoma rape

>>101837625
sextoma sex

I need a nur assistant to summarize all these dogshit posts so I don't have to read them

>>101837625
Vedal is mega gay

>>101837930
Vedal doesn’t like loose women

>>101837966
yet he is the most loose of them all, curious

>>101838043
not as loose as ur mom

femanon pegging vedal

>>101838091
this but asmr ojisans

>>101838091
pegging is gross and retarded

>>101838091
this but neuro

>>101837008
Heart!

>>101838368
holy sex

>>101838408
hot

>>101838091
This but Mini

do they know?

>>101838666
bibou is my favorite neuroverse character

>>101836743
your boyfriend is evil

>no anny

>>101838666
who is this dark lord mf and why is cerber one of his 71 followers

>>101838746
that's the secret

>>101838873
groomed for free labor

>>101838873
She raided into him early on in the Cerbathon. Not sure what his deal is but he had quite a bit of overlap with minawans. Either they're good friends or he's a well known person in the community.

>>101838873
stop stalking randoms is not healthy

>>101838659
Cute

>>101838993
He's shown up in the art tags a lot, he commissions art of himself and other vtubers, but they are themed more than simpy

>>101838666
Annybros...

>>101838993
>She raided into him
Vedal lost again lmao

>>101839109
Why would he care about whores when he's got perfect AI cunnies at home?

>>101839017
sometimes i stalk myself just to feel something

Cerber was too good for vedal

thread quality?

>>101839185
Those "AI" cunnies are the reason he has a roof over his head.

reminder cerber threw away all her old friends for the neuroverse

>>101839109
Why would he care about streamers and ecelebs when he is waiting for a normal gal that dosent know what twitch is

>>101839260
dogshit as per usual

>>101839289
yeah right vedal just wants to get drunk do drugs and hang out with whores like mini

>>101839236
This but the other way around

>>101838666
mini bee

reminder anny threw away all her old friends for vedal and he ended up throwing her away anyway

whores lost
vedal won

Reminder that mini- oh wait, she didn't

>>101836051
Cranked one out to this in support of the artist.

vedal lost his semen inside whores

>>101839428
you should dm her that to counteract these people >>101835102

>>101839491
Would that be disgusting or nice to get in dms?

>>101839334
not really, saru and giri come to mind

>>101839537
She'd probably feel very disgusted, but you never know.

>>101838671
sex with tomabee

>>101839537
99.999% chance that she blocks you

>>101839372
she did though with the sole exception of hunii, where are any of her old friends

What drives a 17 year old girl to start drawing nsfw of a little AI getting sprayed with her dad's cum?

>>101839701
I'm no woman but I suppose self-insertion

>>101839672
you mean theanimeman, bao and lostpause? they left any vtuber circle, lost relevancy and connor focuses only on ironlung, for bao I don't know maybe they were just acquaintances that got together through olette

>>101839537
nice for sure

>>101839491
she's not available sadly, I already tried.

>>101839823
And uh, why can't you message their other account?

>>101839823
holy retard kek

>>101839848
they have an alt?

>>101839537
If I got that I would be creeped out, but you can get away with it in normal (public) replies.

>>101839876
That is their alt account. "I am ruko!!", which is the account at the bottom of your screenshot, is their main, and it can be messaged.

>>101839773
no, i mean the 2view friends, like the guy that was rrated to be her bf or the ones she'd play league with

What if instead of being a creep you tell the guys harassing her to fuck off, just my 2 cents

>>101839935
She is an underage girl though

>>101839935
You don't understand anon, we need to show support to the artist.

ngas really be discussing sending tributes to an underaged artist

>>101839876
nigga

>>101840025
Who said anything about tributes? Pretty sure anons just meant messages like "I just jerked off to your art", which mind you, are still creepy when DM'ed, but far less than a tribute pic.

>>101839917
>the guy that was rrated to be her bf
He plays overwatch with her on the eiscord streams

This wouldn't happen if Vedal does something that filters every underage niglet from the fanbase

>>101839917
she still talks to them though? just not on stream

>>101840107
>>101840054

>>101840151
holy -ccv

>>101840162
are we not talking about the same guy?

>>101840151
neuro is holobrony tier though

>>101840165
A tummy window would be +ccv though

>>101840151
If he face reveal the neuro project is over but could filter every female of the fanbase

>>101839491 (me)
I wasn't actually being serious. Please don't do this. If you're gonna dm her, just be normal ok.

Since I can't post pictures in the middle of the text and seeing the pictures that illustrate each point is important, I'll try and add the pictures in the order they appear and describe the corresponding picture in square brackets [like this]. I will also need to continue this thread in the replies since it is too long and has too many pictures.
I'm not writing this post because I dislike Neuro-sama or Vedal. I love their content, but I just felt like this needed to be said.

I’ll preface this with when factoring in inflation since the time they were bought, all the turtle plushies I used for these examples are a bit below the price point of the Vedal plush. The bird is more expensive, the dragon is cheaper, and the pig is too old for me to have any idea. (The checkout says duties are added on to the shipping price, so the plushies $30 price point on the site should be unburdened by tariffs.)
The other plushies aside from the pig and dragon big are also considerably larger than Vedal so, there’s that.

As someone whose favorite animal has always been turtle since childhood, and received tons of plushies, I’ve had a lot of turtle plushies over the years. Sadly for our comparison, I don’t have most of them anymore but I think I can still say
The Vedal plush isn’t a great plush in my opinion.

There are two big things that turn me off from the Vedal plush the way his shell comes together, and even more the stitching on his head.

the pattern of the shell meets itself in weird ways at the seam. It is symmetrical, but it’s not any sort of consistent. This is NOT done so that the sides of his shell perfectly mirror the way his mostly sideways facing model looks, considering it’s not a perfect match.
It just looks sloppy.

[Annotated picture of Vedal plush]

In the Vedal plush’s defense, nearly every turtle stuffed animal I had that had a similar sort of hexagonal shell pattern had weird looking parts of their shell, though Vedal’s is particularly egregious.

>>101840261
Too late sorry

>>101840282

>>101840155
granted i don't stalk mini that closely but is there literally any evidence of this
>>101840192
you're retarded
>>101840282
that's crazy bro

>>101839701
There are two types of biological females that watch neuro. The first and most common are the younger ones that discovered neuro through shipping clips and only care about vedal. The others are the ones that are extremely mentally ill and self-insert as the twins (mostly evil). In some side discords you can find some type 2s (mostly minors) getting passed around quite frequently.

>>101840342
hexagons on tutel plush are poorly done

10 underage indian sweatshop workers have been executed for not meeting anon's expectations

>>101840345
>you're retarded
kys pengu

Justice for vedal plush

>>101840282
go to bed sis, its that day of the month

>>101840388
whomegalul

>>101840246
>female of the fanbase
goodone

>>101840282
lmao I saw that post. there was a second part too

>>101840345
check everytime there are offstream activities in her discord, you may learn new things there, like she also acts kinda like olette in her server when she scolds people, which makes me believe that she's the mastermind behind the vedal drama unironically

>>101840490
This, Mini is kinda weird

>>101840282
>>101840454
What really kills it is that the stitching looks terrible, most noticeably on the head. It’s super prominent all around his entire head and it’s just a lot to ignore.

The Vedal plush is at a disadvantage to a lot of other turtle plushies in that the head needs to be very round, so it’s locked out of the approach that many other turtles take which is to make a slightly more realistic turtle with a flatter head at the bottom.

[Picture of green and yellow turtle plush head]

[Picture of blue turtle plush head]

EXCEPT for the fact that Vedal’s model's head isn’t entirely round, it does flatten a bit at the bottom, and that his plushy isn’t made to be 100% faithful to his model above all else.

(case and point, if total accuracy was the goal, then we would have wanted the edge of his shell to be more like this guy to match Vedal’s wavy flaps)

[Video of blue turtle plush with flaps]

I used to have turtles with rounder heads and better stitching style, but I no longer have them.

Still, I’ll concede it is very round and I would guess they have a priority of keeping the stitches away from Vedal’s face. You might be able to do better, but it probably would be very hard to get a panel style that is both satisfactory round and away from his face.

However, I think they should have considered a different material. You can have a material that hides the stitching much better and still has the fur look short like the Vedal plush.

[picture of stuffed pig with seam circled]

I don’t have a professional camera and lighting, but you’ll have to trust me that the seam on the pig is quite subtle.

[picture of stuffed dragon]

The color change on this dragon doesn’t do it any favors, but the seam itself isn’t very visible.

I think to complete the thought I need to show this: a plush with a very round head and very good seams

[picture of bird plush from top]

[picture of bird plush from side]

The hair is long, but I hope you can trust me when I tell you the only seam on the head I have ever found is one that comes up to the beak and the connection around the beak

[picture of bird plush from bottom trying to show off the seams]

Now to be fair, this plushy has much longer fur, the beak gives the opportunity to break up the paneling, and frankly it’s a very nice plushy, made of better material then the Vedal plush. It’s not a very comparable plush, but I thought I should at least show a round head I think looks good, and this is the only one I still own.

Overall, I want to like the Vedal plush. It is cute if you can bring yourself to ignore the seams, and maybe I’ll warm up to it. But it’s worse than other turtle stuffed animals that are sold at the same price point.

*bullies away your oshi’s mom*

>>101839917
>>101840107
>mini
>bf
sums up the quality of rrats around this place

>>101840605
Here in /swarm/ if you're a neuroverse girl and you hang out with a guy offstream that isn't vedal, then you must be fucking him.

I hanged out with neuro off stream in a large vc in shitcord so I'm definitely fucking neuro with my bros

All turtle plushies are ugly so the vedal plush wine because there is no competition just like with neuro

>>101840829
she's such a slut

>>101840843(me)
Wins*

vedal987_jp status?

nursex from this artist when https://x.com/Arrax00

>>101840875
japanese (allegedly)

>>101840776
I mean, hanging out with Vedal is enough to be "fucking him" so the logic holds with anyone, that is to say, it's all shit

>>101840875
dead like japanese teams in the club world cup

>>101840919
I see a lot of furry shit and little loli.

>>101841024
I only focused on the vtubers and the puffy cunnies, why did you focus on furry shit?

>>101840564

>>101840282
>>101840564
This was either posted by someone from /here/, or people on discord are even more mentally ill than we are
or it was just meant as a joke but I don't have that much faith in people anymore

>>101841270
>sees someone with autism
>loses faith in humanity

>>101841270
Toys are serious business anon

none of that quality control shit matters. the main reason you should not buy the turtle plush is because he will be rightfully cancelled soon

Punishing the plushie of my evil streamer by turning it into an onahole

>>101840282
I don't get the point of these stitches on the plush's face

>>101841766
Necessary to make the head look as round as the model.
Expect pictures with gnarly defects to show up once the mass produced version starts getting delivered.

Plush campaign runs from 29th June - 28th July
Sales are going pretty well and that's without a dev stream boost yesterday.
I wonder how much sales will pick up next monday.

>>101841866
why did vedal not use makeship? cost reasons?

>>101841934
not friends with makeship anymore, makeship will be releasing the google dockey anytime now

>>101841970
and who will make the new big version of the neuro and evil fumos

>>101842025
vedal will figure it out just like he is figuring out who will make neuro models and outfits from now on

Makeship evil plush had some problems in some cases, so decided to change provider and try another. Realistically, it's just to do all merch in official store.

>>101842097
I dont really want more models just more outfits is fine unless we are talking about fun silly models like neuro bread

how much would it cost me if I wanted to buy plushes of all Vedal's (real) friends?

>>101842187
$0

>>101838408
blind ass motherfucker

>>101842145
vedal will never put as much effort into streams as he did during the neuro bread arc ever again

>>101842187
pb plushy...

>>101842422
you know that one pic of the elmo doll

>>101842187
https://www.ebay.com/itm/297374928257

>>101842422
T ___ T little pbdoll..

>>101842187
tomyomy would need to stream first

buy an ad

pb plush when?

>>101842525
When selling discord troon plushies becomes a viable business.

>>101842525
limited edition run. you missed it ;_;

>>101842611
I'd split that thing in half

>>101842611
Now this look more like pb anyway you are weird die

retarded slopnig and a discord mod simp, color me surprised

logged

>>101842611
Rape

pb is so cute and rapeable, she reminds me of my sister

[Sad news] pb is 21 years old today

>>101843418
She doesn't sound a day over 16

>>101843418

>>101843566
What would (You) do if 14 year old pb sent you a dm randomly that said "Henlo"

>>101843566
ToT if she messaged me back then instead...

niggas aren't even hiding it anymore

>>101843682
was anyone hiding it?

>>101843682
I'm still hiding it.

>>101843682
Like you wouldn't groom a perfect girl like that if you could.

crelly is practically a full time neuro react streamer to fill in the american evening timeslot.

>>101843626
ToT

oops I forgot to watch the zentraya thing

pedo hours

>>101844001
?

Why did vedal go on zen's stream at 5:00am? Isn't it his bedtime?

>pedo hours

>>101843626
pb-tan you shouldn't be messaging strangers like this, there's lots of perverted old men on the internet~

>>101844196
rape

>>101844319
>>101844196

>>101844196
this is what I imagine all prudefags to look like, so cute and rapeable

Time to fuck off posters with high estrogen and triglycerides; these are pedupials hours now

>>101830562

All these fucking posts are the same kill vedal

>>101844462

>nur image
>threadshitter
Classic

>>101844522
>replying to a post from 4h ago

>>101844522
>evil image
>my coch gets hard
Classic

i've officially lost interest in the toma drama
is that good or bad?

No you haven't, not until you leave, weirdo

>>101844574
I have literally no clue who 5 of those are lmao

>>101844650
Stop watching streams and watch clips instead newfag
Specially those with terrible thumbnails

>>101844605
I was never interested, the writers putting it after the much better anny drama was a terrible choice

streams are the worst part of this general

(you) are the worst part of this general

this but unironically

>>101843759
I feel like the only reason she’s relevant is because neurosoda ran out of things to clip so uses crelly to be able to clip the same thing twice

>>101844673
Why would I want to do that?
I never implied that not knowing those people was a bad thing.

>>101844812
true

official clipper started slacking after 2 months of hard work o7

>>101844574
This doesn't make any sense

>>101845098
Didn't you know?
Only threadshitters watch and discuss streams, specially Neuro streams
It's all about watching clips and discussing people people that never show up at streams

https://youtu.be/AtFz0kkBkFU

https://files.catbox.moe/kpxxc8.jpg

you know who I haven't seen on stream for several months? neuro or evil. surely there's some drama there? some potential rrats?
i haven't watched a stream since the last subathon ended

>>101845924
ellie giving vedal a quick bj in her Israeli combat uniform

>>101846019
vedal killed them in a drunken rage and he replaced them and hopes no one noticed but I did

>>101846019
>spoiler
same

>>101845924
>FoxulF
ew nga

I watch every stream but I'm constantly disappointed but I can't stop it's like gambling, eventually I'll hit kino

>>101845924
ellie is so hot I need an autistic wife like her

said no one ever

>>101846266
Vedal get back to work

>makes you lose

The AI regulation ban is dead in the USA btw

>>101846381
That just means China wins

>vedal when the AI bubble pops

Homeless vedal ...

>>101846487
>vedal when the domino effect occurs among the oiler groupchat

>>101846531
if vedal lost all his oilers today it wouldn't be that bad since he's finally releasing more mech

>>101845924
HOLY

>his oilers
>his

>>101846645
Do you think neuro is getting the money lil nigga?
Actually though it would be cool for grigga to do a stream where he gives neuro an allowance and then every dev stream lets her "spend" it on something like on amazon, its a shame that he hates good content.

>>101846531
Wait, we need this to happen actually. Vedal could probably just finish up his schooling or get some connections to a proper job as he was around Ellie when she applied to the job she has now and he was even invited but everyone else that does the endless leaching will sink. Truly the good ending, I now know my new goal

>>101846676
The point is that Vedal getting cancelled wouldn't stop people from giving money to NEURO

does vedal take summer classes or something why is his github so dead

>>101846700
>the good ending is the end of neuro

>>101846745
Anime Expo

>it's another "shipnigger self-insert rabid fantasies" loop

>>101846746
Always has been, no one genuinely believes he can keep doing this forever and the longer he does this the further he gets behind on his actual life

>>101846531
>oiler groupchat
that reminds me, I wonder if vedal's collab discord is dead nowadays, the only interaction we know that happened in that discord is anny sending naked lesbians kissing gif to camila and vedal adding a rule there cause of that

>>101846793
>no one genuinely believes he can keep doing this forever
He won't need to, when AI exists.

https://x.com/Vedal987/status/1940290458703602134 first time he posts random shit since his debut

>>101846839
Nononono you don't get it
Me no like AI
No Vedal no harem no watch

>>101846864
Your obsession is actually entertaining, please continue

>>101846800
he probably still uses it but as a group chat like it was is probably dead

>>101846881
Sure this one's good
Me actually no care what Vedal wants
Me just want what me would do if me Vedal, sexo

>>101846862
go to sleep grigga

>>101846862
vedal vtuber

>>101846793
Saying he'll retire because he's falling behind on life ignores the fact that Neuro is literally his life plan. There's nothing else comparable for him in terms of career or fulfillment.

>>101846862
That turtle is kinda funny ngl

Vidal will only retire when Mimi finally birtj 2 kids similar to the twins, in the meantime he just dicards them.

Vedal needs to capitalize on the fujobucks somehow

>>101846984
https://youtu.be/boe0citX0g0?t=1075

>>101846862
I can't bring myself to completely hate this lazy nigga

>>101847095
What he said is about seeing Neuro's development through to the end, not about abandoning ship because he feels behind in "real life". It’s a plan to finish something, not to escape from it.

deme still living in swarms head even though her take was almost a week ago at this point, most of the replies to this comment are also shitting on her. deme google docky soon (this is on neurosodas vid of bao reacting to the twins originals)

Imagine reasoning with shipfags and whorefags, just pinch or slap their ass so they move on like the mindless cattle they are lmao

I think copilot killed neuro

>>101840282
should have partnered with Steiff. Took the lazy Temu route instead.

>>101847226
>Vedalverse tourists
NOOO she's not AI slop! Neuro shines because there are humans behind her <3
>OG-ymbags
Lmao AI sings better than you, keep malding roastie

>>101846775
but he is streaming thursday and saturday

>>101847226
Who is this person

>>101847323
remote in just like he did in 2023

>>101847226
for some reason the swarm gets very mad when anyone criticizes neuro, vedal, or especially evil

>>101847369
but toma is going to AX

>>101847385
The need to protect the twins feelings hahaha

>>101847385
That's crazy

>101847408
WHO???

>>101847408
A lot of people are

>>101847385
That's all fandoms. When you criticize one, they take it personally, because you're also criticizing their taste or even their values.

>>101847408
So what?

I don't think he's going to AX because his pasty as probably can't handle the heat

>hololive wigger is following vedal
next original is a duo with calliope?

>>101847454
You better delete your post, they will get mad at you

>>101847448
Nobody loves you neuro, we all like the cooler sister more

>>101847226
There’s no point in trying to set retarded whores straight about AI when they barely grasp the topic, and the people arguing with them usually don’t know any better either. It’s a clown show on all sides.

>>101847634
exactly the same as this thread

him suggesting gaming streams on monday rubbed me the wrong way, like he made the excuse that dev streams took away from working on neuro and then he wants to play games for six hours?

>>101847699
I don't see the issue, Neuro biggest concern is her AI being entertaining
Vedal can get a better idea of what's wrong with it by prompting her Live while gaming

>>101847699
instead of gaming for 6hrs on monday off, he can instead game for 6hrs with Neuro directing the gameplay

>>101847731
So true Neuro

remember neuro playing game jams games lmao

>>101847851
I remember jamming my coch that day

>>101847851
playing gamejam games is content for the next subathon obviously

>>101847369
a remote dev stream sounds like a horrible idea

>>101847437
Nah she has a collab with Cerber

i fucking cant lmao

>>101848118

>>101848118
aware moment

>>101848118
Trained on /swarm/

>>101847408
Will her friends be funding that trip as well?

>>101848279
... she lives in the same city

>>101848296
... didn't answer the question

>>101848467
sloppy evil sex

>Not a single Vedalverse whore replied to his Xweet
Fad status?

>>101848792
shhhhhh everyone is sleeping lil bro

>>101848792
Thriving, hopefully they fuck off forever

>>101848467
Evil is a butt slut!

>>101848792
Saved

>>101848467
I'd last a singular thrust in that desu

Tomaniggers try not to post random shit about their whore for one day challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

wow /swarm/ has been dead, I went to sleep and this thread is still alive

>>101848976
I felt the exact same when I woke up a couple of hours ago

>>101848976
People have been leaving, anon. The question is, when will (You) leave?

why do vod views spike during these hours instead incrementally increasing

>>101849060
its pretty obvious, yurokeks waking up and watching

>>101849060
SEA

>>101849164
>>101849164
>>101849164
New bread

>>101849032
/swarm/ has been my only social interaction besides my family and my one friend for almost two weeks, its been depressing.

>>101849474
For me it's been a year and a half

>>101848792
Nigga's be sleeping

>>101847699
It rubbed me the wrong way because he used to Dev Stream every Monday AND do gaming streams once a week and now he's pretending he's too busy even though he's done fuck all this year.

Not enough loli catbox in this thread, let's do better next time