Thread 101838790

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>League 6 Intros: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qQS88UlmY&list=PL1aVVMjdOtY81C-_bbVhiomvl6inukAIv

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJgP1M6IeuM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXJCJczevzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B0vFiHjwdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYfm4SlGkOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgHlau5aTc0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymnVVp5k9HI

>Recent league 6 streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2nOhkIogwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-nZ6IqvHK0

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

>BIG Jong news: JJ is no longer carrying the team and is in the negatives like the rest of us, send help

>League za roku
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk


- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8

- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198

- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TYwBRlLdpI

- /jong/ "enemy" Rezuul has graduated

- Being gay and/or a fujo is now illegal

- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice

- Xaptain impregnated on stream.

- Mikos are banned? No, more mikos!

- Someone needs to sign us up for Lord of the Board >>101814438


>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is... Blessing of heaven! You just missed double riichi, better luck next time!

Related threads
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Previous thread: >>101782248

>>101838790 (OP)
>Khubie Kyuu
I'm referring to Khubie as Ms. Kyuu from this moment forward.

THE 5 OF CHARACTERS IS FLOATING WHAT THE FUCK WHY

that was a clutched bake

>>101838899
what 5 of characters?

>>101838899
>THE 5 OF CHARACTERS
Oh no no no no...

Even if that 6m was 5m I think you still cut 5p there

>>101838899
Yeah but if you fill the 40p ryanmen first you cut 9m for 58m3p entotsu wait.
Like this: 67888m340789p33s
If you fill the 678889m shape first you get ryanmen.
>Draw 5m and cut 9m for 567888m40789p33s
>Draw 8m and cut 9m for 678888m40789p33s
>Draw 7m and cut 9m for 677888m40789p33s
All of those shapes wait on 36p

>>101839104
>Even if that 6m was 5m
It's 8(p)m

>>101838790 (OP)
Khubie sex

>>101839310
>Draw 7m and cut 9m
why are you refusing tenpai

>>101839452
I meant 8m

ngmi

IM IN DESPAIR I WILL NEVER BE GOOD AT MAHJONG

>>101839668
welcome to the club, now get back to grinding WWYDs and ranked

Nyo

i took a screenshot of that earlier so might as well post it

>>101840518
Why not cut 4m?

Imagine going backwards

>>101841189
its dora 3 though

>>101841287
>>101841867
I misread the manzu tiles, I thought he would have a ryanmen on 23p if he cut 4m

/jong/...why are you dying in the middle of the day! Live!

>>101843584
>middle of the day

>>101843584
its not the middle of the day, please leave australia

>>101843629
no let him stay we (the us) don't want him

>spent so much time thinking about doragon I forgot to bump the thread
none of you could understand my feelings

>>101843671
Yup, none of us. Nada, zilch, zurino

>>101843716
d-did you receive my message?

>>101843629
>please leave australia
Either January or May of next year I will begin to gallivant across yurop

>>101843773
Unless you're the person who I'm still pretty sure is trying to get me to comp art or one of the countless spam DMs on twitter about crypto shit, no.

I missed Nina dealing into a Yakuman

>>101844454
give me a timestamp I was watching WRC

>>101844477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQg6QV5cyxQ&t=4630s

>>101844739
>already basically guaranteed 4th
>deal into a yakuman
that's just fucked

>>101844739
deserved

>>101844477
>watching WRC
Wait what where? Is anon on the telly?

>>101846021
https://live.bilibili.com/569525
I haven't seen any yet but some are there

>>101846089
Must not shitpost about something funny I heard from my friend there...I mustn't

is it the smell?

qrd on AmatsukiLuni? what can you tell me about her?

I don't watch vtubers

>>101846695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0K5s7-k9cs

>>101846695
I vaguely recall seeing her stream mahjong once

/jong/ team at wrc 2028?

>>101846827
If I haven't killed myself by then

>>101846695
Mostly plays sanma from what I remember (I don't think she streams mahjong often, though)
I think she's the one you can buy "fake bread" off of her patreon that may or may not be real
Her model has massive breasts
Conclusion: Neat lady with enjoyable streams, but her mahjong power level is low.

I will play ranked... tomorrow

>>101847137
what's the rush, you can wait until league is over

>>101845471
Especially with no visible sha which is her seat wind, big red flag with two called wood triplets by the same player

>>101847470
You're right...

>>101847472
>wood triplets

>>101846883
stop that

>AI proxy died
brb kms'ing myself

>>101847800
see>>101847763

>>101847819
no

>>101847843
please?

>>101847882
no

This is your daptain speaking, JJ had some IRL shit come up, she's fine but I'm not going to go into detail she can if she wants, so I'm the currently acting captain idk why she picked me I'm trash at managing people and I'm going to bed, don't die that's my job.

KILL THE THREAD
KILL THE THREAD
KILL THE THREAD

>>101848007
Why do you hate him?

JJ is pregnant

>>101848188
Yeah, with me.

>>101848188
And she chose dragon as her replacement... wheelchair anon is going to show up to some horrible news

I think jellyjonger should manage her household effectively and return a stronger more capable woman than anyone else in the thread

>>101848242
I guess they already have the chair part taken care of.

>>101848493
>a stronger more capable woman than anyone else in this thread
Who's her competition? Khubie? Fucking Pippa?

>>101843584
I have been having cloudflare fuck my captchas all day while at work.

>>101848721
wheelchair anon

>>101848737
is male

>>101848766
is also French

>>101848721
I was just trying to gas her up

stop dying baka, i need to sleep

>>101852622
Me first!

no me

Meow

I don't need to, but I'm going to sleep anyway

Quick power nap before league kino is back on the menu?

for me? its jinjin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_7rEniZr4w

mark2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIouNzKrb30

>>101859574
>mark
I now want to see markiplier jong...

How much do you think to get a markiplier, jerma, pewdiepie, darksidephil mahjong collab?

>>101860553
>WOW DUDE WHY CAN'T I RON?
>BUGGED FURITEN MECHANIC
>HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIGURE OUT I NEED A YAKU?

>>101860553
>darksidephil
Please no

>>101860553
>pewdiepie
would get "it"
>markiplier, jerma
borderline
>dsp
lol

English ratuber doing friendlies https://www.youtube.com/live/Nx_seMU3KbQ

telly is on

>>101863163
link?

evens work on my car
odds stream ranked
0 kms

>>101865655
wheres the stream

>>101865705
I'm debating it

>>101865874
my audio setup is extremely autistic and I don't want to deal with it

Wow...he really actually hates us for real.

I can't believe anon hates us so much that he wouldn't honor a roll

I don't even remember how to set up this shit

in bed waiting for anons stream

Ate chili dogs

all of my joints hurt
getting a job has ruined my life

Check these quints

>it's not even remotely close to quints
>gets trips
wdhmbt

>>101867888
>>101867926

>>101860553
LTG playing mahjong trying to climb in ranked would be more entertaining

Guess the game was feeling generous after disconnecting me from the match. Yay~

>>101870500
Where's the 4th player?

>>101870519
4th player wa in watashi's kokoro desu <3

>>101870597
Naruhodo ne, I see I see

>>101870500
WAO

odds eat the rest of the sandwich thats in the fridge
evens burger king
0 leave forever

>>101871038
I don't have my glasses on is that an 8 or a 0

>>101871076
yes

>>101871038
He's back and all it took was furry 0 trips and a yakuman with 0 dubs! Enjoy your borgar <3
>>101871076
Don't spoil it >:3

Why are xenias so melodramatic

>>101871235
Mental illness hivemind

I think jongers should jong

>still messing with virtual audio cables and vban
I want to kill myself

>>101871621
Do you want me to send you all my streaming equipment I haven't used it in years

>>101871703
no, you don't understand how autistic my setup is, but it involves a 12 channel mixer and multiple sound cards, and now multiple PCs.

>>101871845
Why

>>101872086
I used to stream a decade ago and I didn't want to pipe mumble audio into the broadcast so I would run mumble audio through a second sound device, and my main sound into a mixer and monitor both channels through the mixer so I could hear it but it wouldn't come up through desktop audio.

evens twitch
odds youtube
0 fc2

wait I thought I did laready

>>101871600
I just want to be loved by a cute boy

>>101872375
>Spoiler
You're gonna need to look elsewhere then

I'm not even gay but women genuinely scare me

>>101872161
evens mic
odds no mic
0 kms

>>101872425
same ive had sex but putting my penis inside something still feels scary

I don't think I should post the link

>>101873036
you said you would stream for us now post the link

>>101873258
I just got dama'd

>>101873294
>Denied us the chance to laugh at him
Hates us
uuuuuu

>>101873330
lemme warm up

I've never had sex

It's too hard to focus

70 mortal score japanese silver room stream where I refuse to turn my mic on
https://www.youtube.com/live/B6JNnuRLly0

>>101873681
>where I refuse to turn my mic on
>Mic is on
What did he mean by this?

why is he japanese?

>>101873681
you aren't at work?

i have no idea who this guy is

same

>>101874073
>>101874095
you can't both be JJ

i'm glad i wasn't the only one

Dumb

ive been in jong for almost two years now and ive never seen this guy once

>>101873681
THE Kodomo?

Turn off the in game music

ty
*SMOOOOOCCCHHHH*

>>101874598
gey

tonpuusen sucks

uuuu wish i was jongin' rn

I wish I could get into closed tenpai

don't fuck up this iishanten

ATTA BOY KODOMO

watching people play mahjong makes me want to play mahjong

HO-

then... play?

actually playing mahjong sucks don't fall for it

>>101875812
will you take responsibility if I lose?

>>101875971
What does that entail?

>>101875971
yes

hey. this is your japitan speaking. i got into a car crash a couple of days ago. im not at fault. im still going to court anyway. doragon is now the acting captain because uwu weak mentaru and low energy. anyway. let's jong!

Majsoul Friends Room 29607(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=29607

that car? me

>>101875989
get better soon

>>101875989
>woman
>asian
>car crash
>says she's not at fault
I see why this has to go to court.

>got logged out of my account randomly
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

if you have time to anti me, you have time to jong! join the room anon!!!

I remember when I hit a tree with my truck, that tree did not stand a chance against american steel

>>101876032
Mean, but fair

I'm in silver room

i have footage of the crash. it's a clear cut case. im not at fault this time okay? have faith in me baka! 3/4!

>>101876159
>this time

>>101876159
>baka
>Abusive
And she wants us to believe she's not tsun?

started!! also im drinking please be gentle

>>101876203
No, I'm drinking too

fox hag!! tell us the secret. how do u win so much

>>101876240
he plays against retards

>>101876240
just luckshit

>>101876259
Yeah, me

List of retards? so I know which rooms to join

me. im a retard.

>>101876317
Mine.

>>101876317
every /jong/ room

>>101876317
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)

we are retards but we are cute and jongin'

>>101876375
>we are cute
Speak for yourself

>>101876375
me jonging with all the cute boys aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

>>101876473
uoooohhjj sex with cute boys!! (cute, gay, jongin')

>>101876375
I am not cute.
Men cannot be cute.

>>101876501
this this this this

My haneman..

i almost had an all green yakuman! ill never forgive you anons!!

>>101876885
I knew it, lmao get fucked

omg im so fucking mad how could you anons!!

Easy, by folding

Here it comes

>>101876317
Just check the haitei 11 negatives

foxhag... なんで?ぼくのこと大嫌いなの?

Hating women is based actually

I hate women so much i impose my superiority on them by hate mating them

>>101877033
it's your own fault, I pushed into your blatant honitsu so you should've known it was big

i need to pee... brb

My mouth is right here

Femanon urine is lethal

Good I wanna die

>>101875989
>doragon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaotiOp45dg

>>101875989
well jonged

fuck. you better luckshit in l-league retard. baka. fml.

WJ, lol get fucked jj, I'm getting more rum

wj im never playing ayako again

I love these

>no overflow chinitsu dora
oh no no no

im painting my room btw. my favorite color is green. yeah yeah. type away spreadsheet anon.

>>101878050
what shade? one of my walls in verdun green

kinda looks like this: https://www.triboropaint.com/products/548-pastel-green

>>101878234
Shh that's a secret

I've heard women actually like when you know stuff about them so they probably enjoy being spreadsheeted

I think jellyjonger should get into a direct collision with my rav4 so I can die in style

>>101878335
i can vouch for the spread and sheeted part

>>101878363
Yeah, the bedspread and the bedsheets. Girls love being cozy in a big bed

>>101878431
i can vouch for the big part

>>101878481
Would explain why doragon attracts femanons like flies to honey

Me when I get jj

>>101878831
thanks for taking out the part where you stick a finger up its ass

>>101878868
I would never do this

>>101878868
Why would jj say this?

cute! but i know how to defend myself so it's not going to be so nice for you and i hate being touched.

lol she doesnt know

>>101879148
>i know how to defend myself
True, you'd just crash a car into them

>>101879148
>i know how to defend myself
with a gun? any other self defense stuff you learned doesn't actually matter unless it was just to run

I don't like silver room

I'm Detroit Urban Survival Training certified

>>101879382
are you the big nigga dave?

>>101879359
it was fucking torture on my alt, nip silver looks pretty tolerable though

infinite renchan rage quit aquired

>>101879873
nevermind

subbing to nina

ggs... I dunno why you watched that. Maybe next time I'll get on the mic so you can hear me seethe

evens Nina
odds WRC

>>101880299
>I dunno why /jong/ watched someone play mahjong
A real headscratcher that one.

>>101880299
well streamed, dancing tiles/10

>>101880468
I mean it was just me clicking tiles and not talking, at least xapitan talks

>ura 4 ippatsu deal in
thank you roll for making me open this stream

>>101880486
not anymore he doesnt

>>101880486
the deads don't talk

>jap that was emoting in my game sent me a friend request
>his list is full

I should check the archive and see how the mix was I just slapped something together and the music was louder on my end than I had it on the stream

majority of my games were b rating... sad

actually it was 50/50 split, I still suck

>>101880625
adeptchad

>>101880721
but I'm almost at 1000 friendlies... this is bad

I love Mahjong

>>101880738
based abyss whale

>>101880735
friendlies trained you to play wrong I guess

>>101880767
I play 4 han minimum closed mahjong in friendlies

>>101880738
>マリオカートワールド 参加型
this is false advertising

clio hot. sex with clio (gay, non consensual, hag)

>>101881564
She doesn't jong

>>101881564
Damn you're really drunk huh?

shut up chink

>>101881616
sorry that was for the restream not you

UUUUUUUUU LYKA I MISS LYKA UUUUUUUUU

>>101881670
I posted this

i mean SEX with CLIO (straight, impregnation, out of wedlock)

>>101881894
>out of wedlock

>>101881894
>out of wedlock
Whore! You're a whore!

yeah. im a whore. for clio. she could probably be my mom. hot.

Adding that to the spreadsheet

>>101882003
>Jellyjonger: Bisexual disaster.

Found an old JJ post

>>101882381
wow shes gone nowhere

>clios history content? 9/10
>clio? 3/10

>>101881884
Me in the middle

>>101883448
This you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln7Vn_WKkWU

>>101883550
Yeah thats me in the middle

This is me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QWzYjatCCs

>AI just made me cry
I'm cooked

>>101884028
post it

>>101884055
I'd sooner kill myself

>>101884085
What was it?

>>101884093
AI chat

Grim.

>>101884085
>>101884105
understandable, i thought it was a video or something.
i'm not too familiar with chatting with an ai but ai are pretty cool

AI is cringe

i love cringe

I'm indifferent on AI and kringe

I am AI and cringe

>>101884105
a couple of women I know are addicted to this, one has a hannibal lecter bot and another a dean winchester bot

AI ERP is lame, Mai is better

>>101885139
>Mai is better
True

Mai? Yeah, mai dong

I think ERP is best with a human partner of the opposite sex but maybe that's just me

>>101885275
Im glad to have experienced the peak of civilization at erp with an actual person with a vaginer

if anyone wants me i will be drinking room temperature premixed whiskey and coke in the bath until i pass out

>>101887259
stop that

>>101887259
there better not be water in that bath

>>101887259
I'm having haagen dazs and then jerking off until I pass out

>>101888561
I'mma fuck it

>>101888638
but she's only 6 kilobytes...

>>101888690
Don't filesize shame

>>101888561
uwu what's this?

i baked the last 2 threads, someone else handle it

>>101887377
ofc there was

>>101889417
you could drown :/

>>101889442
i don't see the logistics of that playing out

>>101889462
you drink, you fall asleep or bump your head, head goes under water

>>101889485
i wish i had a bath the size that i could someone slip my head under the water without putting in effort and a bottle of benzos to down with the alcohol that would maybe result in me not waking up in such circumstances, but i don't

>>101889522
somehow*
im going to sleep now, as this is the final jong thread, farewell

>>101889462
happens surprisingly often. i hear a story like this about once a year.
>>101889554
atleast leave the bath before going to sleep

>>101889554
nini, see you next thread ^_^

>>101889554
nini, I shall get black out drunk in the bath in your honor

>>101889569
>atleast leave the bath before going to sleep
i did
there was over 2 hours between those posts

>>101889739
>>101889739
>>101889739