Thread 101847915

Nijisanji EN YouTube channels:
https://www.youtube.com/@nijisanji_en/channels
https://www.youtube.com/@petragurin/channels

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World
https://twitter.com/i/lists/1415262975435231235

LazuLight:
https://twitter.com/EliraPendora
https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu

OBSYDIA:
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock
https://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin

Ethyria:
https://twitter.com/MillieParfait
https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette
https://twitter.com/ReimuEndou

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/Sonny_Brisko
https://twitter.com/Uki_Violeta
https://twitter.com/Alban_Knox

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/MariaMari0nette
https://twitter.com/AiaAmare
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia
https://twitter.com/ScarleYonaguni
https://twitter.com/RenZott0

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/MelocoKyoran
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Krisis:
https://twitter.com/VezaliusBandage
https://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vanta
https://twitter.com/YuQWilson

TTT:
https://twitter.com/ClaudeClawmark

Denauth:
https://twitter.com/RyomaBarrenwort
https://twitter.com/KlaraCharmwood

BY THE BEAT:
https://twitter.com/Seible_2434
https://twitter.com/KaelixDebonair
https://twitter.com/Freo_2434
https://twitter.com/ZealGinjoka

Teamup schedule for Nijisanji EN:
https://teamup.com/kstk7egnopr3xiqj4h

To watch streams at the same time:
https://niji-mado.web.app/home

Graduated Livers and Miscellaneous:
https://rentry.org/7k4s6man

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, and falseflaggers.

Previous thread: >>101839395

wuca wuca!

>>101847915 (OP)
MY HUSBAND!!! thats me

luca rabu!!
>>101847915 (OP)
hehe

UGH WTF IT DIED. anyway has klara done any drawing streams recently.. i remember watching her fashion drawing stream and it was fun, i think collab drawing streams should be a bigger thing..

meloco raped kuzuha, kicked leos's balls and called lauren a pervert beta bitch but everyone is still love her

>>101847929
I was happy we finally reached page 11 so I could make a Luca thread. I hope you're enjoying his stream lucub

I LOVE FINANA RYUGU

The catalog's always flipping their shit about NijiEN streams doing huge numbers because it kills their narrative that nobody is watching. So out come the botting accusations yet conveniently nobody can provide any proof. Funny how this never happens when a Holo is getting literally impossible numbers but if Niji does even slightly well, even though it's completely realistic numbers that anyone could attain, then they have something to say.

>>101847937
Most western viewers have no fucking idea who any of those people are

>>101847929
>>101847934
you guys should fight

>>101847937
>based
>based
>dangerous based
OMEGALUL BASED

>>101847937
I'd love Meloco even more if she laped me

>>101847915 (OP)
Why does he look like Crawd from Star Ocean

>>101847951
PROOF???

>>101847995
You're right and now I want wiwa to play star ocean

>>101847915 (OP)
he looks like a kpop dude now

>>101847996
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!

>>101847942
i am! its been fun hehe
i dont know whats going on itt kek
>>101847970
in the bedroom?

>>101847915 (OP)
really cute. i love this hairstyle

>>101847936
you should know if you actually watch her, this and no one answered this is proof no one watch the girls

>>101847953
jesus christ who cares. i'm so sick of all of you

>>101847936
the last one i see on her channel is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzSaPdgmI74
and that was almost 2 months ago so i guess if that's "recent" for you

>get repeatedly told again, and again, and again, the flirting is the problem
>even the JP branch doesn't do this type of flirting
>have constant scandals related to flirting like recently with Wilson
>the only women with some semblance of fans stay away from flirting
>cannot figure out, why are the women so unpopular, they keep flirting
This is an intelligence problem now

>>101848033
Funnily enough, only the other site liveposts about Klara.

>>101848059
*flirts with you*

>>101847915 (OP)
do you guys believe in nijinova group outfits?

>>101848028
GAY

I can only livepost Klara during the NA time friendly streams...

>>101847972
*OMEGAROLL

>the flirting is the problem
>the flirting is the problem
>the flirting is the problem
>the mixed content is the problem, people do not like it
>people are not watching or enjoying the mixed content
>the flirting is the problem
>the flirting is the problem
How many times until you figure this out?

>>101848074
psh

>>101848075
oh right pride month is over, REVOKED

>>101848028
that gay

Klara makes me too horny to livepost

>>101848065
the other site is dead as fuck

Klara makes me horny enough to livepost

>>101848101
Shit that reminds me, I have to go make a really annoying post in another thread. Be right back

>>101848102
I SAID REVOKED

Liveposting isn't a measure of popularity. if it were, Reimu and finana would be popular.

If I got into NijiEN I'd force my fans to listen to thrice, microwave, bear ghost, anberlin, alien ant farm, sense fail and Silverstein.
Maybe poor man's poison occasionally too

What's amazing to me is how much the branch as twisted itself into a pretzle to accommodate Enna's need to fill her pussy hole with her coworkers.
The branch is probably losing 10's of millions of dollars a year based on this fact alone, that they cannot stop doing mixed flirting. Because Enna finds it necessary, it will not stop, under any circumstances.

>>101848137
But Finana is extremely popular, look at how well her homework streams are doing.

Vanta is feeding into Kaelix's nightreign addiction...

>>101848108
I’m just saying that 8ch has people liveposting Klara when she streams while this place doesn’t

Klaras game taste is too Japanese for me.....I love the girl but it's Japanese kusoge 90% of the time

>>101848101
WAIT NO DONT GO IN THE CLOSET YET

>>101847915 (OP)
why is there an ugly creative in the op

>>101848137
looking at how denauth still hasn't reached 100k is good enough proof for that

PIN PON

>>101848137
literally just 1 person and myanon spamming reimu out of spite

>>101848180
ITS JULY 2ND, MY TIME IS UP

>>101848181
>Ugly creative
Kek

>>101848186
Is it bad that I want a Millie outfit with tits?

>Scarle is the only woman in the branch with a sizeable male audience
>also the only woman in the branch with a sizeable income
>completely stays away from her coworkers
what does that say? Her coworkers are somehow a problem in this regard?

>>101848186
you have no idea how hard i would this woman

>>101847915 (OP)
why is there an ugly creature in the op

>>101848211
It's too late all of /NijiEN/ knows you made a typo

>>101848211
JOBBER

>millie gets big boobs (real)
your reaction?

>>101848211
dumbass

>>101848247
i cum uncontrollably

in NijiJP, the girls do most of their collab with other girls. The boys do their own thing for the most part.

in NijiEN, the entire branch has bent itself to the needs of Enna to fill her pussyhole, so mixed content is the norm, and flirting content is the norm.
Because of Enna's craving to fill her pussyhole, the entire branch has lost massive popularity and will never be popular again in the west

>>101848211
lemao lemao

>>101848226
>>101848237
>>101848254
>>101848270
shut up

will we ever get a dedicated shitposter that isn't esl?

>>101848171
this thread has more people so it reflects the whole fanbase better, and that shows the majority of the fanbase doesn't watch her

>>101848282
Should we call him a flip?

>>101848268
You do not watch JP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNKTpzyO-D4

>>101848247
I cry tears of joy and>>101848267

>>101848268
I’m actually curious, where does this JP girls only collab with girls narrative come from

you sound so picky kek

>>101848295
Klara is in a mixed wave so her career is doomed from the start

It is not pleasurable or enjoyable to watch content with males flirting with your oshi.

People do not enjoy this content. People do not watch this content.

Alright well now that I've baked my wuca op, it is bedtime.
I leave with this, gn

>>101848247
I punch my monitor

>>101848295
>this thread
>more people
>reflects the whole fanbase better
We are so screwed

>>101848342
WIWA SEX

>>101848342
nini!
thank you for posting both luca op and wiwas wiwas

>>101848346
This thread is usually faster than Hololive Global which is really funny

>>101848310
somebody posted it as a random shitpost when he was on one of his anti-jp tirades and he convinced himself that's true and even cherrypicked some charts to "prove" it

>>101848366
We all know why

>>101848342
goodnighty

Female vtubers are so popular they make $10's of millions of dollars.
NijiEN is missing out on all of that, because they cannot stay off the male's dicks.

>>101848342
kill yourself

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/129765246 petra

>>101848379
Imagine bashing him over the head with a heavy crowbar and watching it cave in

NijiEN for this feel?
https://x.com/livedoornews/status/1940299398480879743

>>101848268
I’m curious now.
Hey fatty, do you still have those charts?
>>101848369

>>101848310
It came to him in a dream. He just assumes no one watches JP vtubers so he makes shit up about it out of whole cloth. Hell he even does it for vtubers people actually do watch like Fauna.

>>101848289
The reason he's so dedicated is because he's ESL. An American will never have the sauce for this.

to survive in a zombie apocalypse.. id rather just die, too much pressure to rebuild life and live that long with no actual end in sight

https://x.com/marian_count/status/1940291188130816120
Luxiem and Noctyx is really dead

>>101848268
you should watch the gta madtown streams. lots of mixed gender interacting going on there. too bad you don't even watch jp

>>101848417
I was actually going to ask him to post on r/kurosanji to see what is the most silly thing those kids will believe in

>>101848300
I literally went through all the top JP girls and did the stats.

About 50% of their collabs are girl's only. When they do collab with men, the women are usually in the majority. Male-majority collabs are VERY rare and usually only particular girls partake in them.

For example, Ange looks like an androgynous character. She does more male collabs than most anyone, because she looks like a man.
But Ange does less male collabs than ANY of the NijiEN girls. NijiEN has virtually 0 girls-only collabs, it does not exist. They also have massive male-majority collabs with ratios like 3 to 18 femlaes to males.

Most of all, the NijiEN girls are unable to have a collab without flirting somehow with their male counterparts. They attempted to have an all-girls offcollab, and they ended up talking about the males penises, and calling them on the phone to ask about their penises.

Anyone you ask will say the same thing. You cannot watch the NijiEN girls, because the males are in everything. It is cuck content.

>>101848472
vox is with krisis now

>>101848415
>>101848487
Perfect timing, where are those charts.

>Millie's dog has been dead for an entire year
wtf...

Gm!! How are you guys?!

Millie's talking about her dead dog. I will post the dog here. I miss the dog too for making us laugh.

>>101848483
>>101848487
Also, I have a job for you…

>imagine vox is angry and choking wilson so he cant breahe
nijipocalypse is back..

>>101848516
good morning weewa! watching lucaur ask if we'd kill during a zombie apocalypse

>>101848532
everyone has their kinks

>>101848550
hes dying for that kink..

gonna oshiete millie about seggs

>>101848519
I miss this nigga

>>101848519
Did anyone ever figure out why the dog looks like human eyes edited onto a picture of a dog

millie's getting carried to victory by her zaddies

Enna finally plays a male-oriented game, Dark Souls.
>she's talking about Vanta the whole time
>Vanta, Vanta, Vanta
>plays Vanta's ASMR voice and starts getting horny
>Vanta my king, Vanta my master, Vanta my daddy
>Vanta shows up later in the stream
>stays for 2 HOURS making comments as she chats back and forth with him
>Vanta Vanta Vanta

You can see the issue? Why male fans would have trouble watching this?

I do no care about millie

>would you kill
yes
>what if they were
yes
kek chat does not care

>>101848654
Just imagine the reverse for 1 second.

>Vox talks about Finana repeatedly
>Vox played one of her ASMR during his stream, and got visibly horny
>starts making horny comments to Finana
>Finana shows up later in the stream
>sticks in chat for 2 hours while he talks to her, ignoring the rest of chat
>Finana, my queen, Finana

How would his fans react to that?

i like millie

>>101848654
It's funnier when you realize this actually happened

https://streamable.com/4x3j4f

what is your fav en x jp crackship?

he really does switch topics at the flick of a switch..

millie's aiming for the balls...

It's a chicken-and-egg problem

>The women need the men for popularity
>but drives away their male fans
>which makes them need the men for popularity
>which drives away their male fans
.....etc.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

In this case we know the answer. There used to be a large, thriving male audience. This audience was basically destroyed, by the men invading the girl's streams. People such as Luca, and Enna are the problem, because both of these people deliberately flirt with the other gender. Although Luca mostly stopped, now it's Ver, Enna, Millie doing it. Even Reimu stopped for fuck's sake.

>>101848790
>>101848867

>>101848719
The artist of pic related already drew porn of her PL, though the commissioner probably requested to be anonymous

>>101848894
kill yourself milgur

>Mori is gonna be on the next Castle Super Beast
OOF niji really is irrelevant

I don't understand why he is so angry at enna when everything enna does is also what millie does the same

>>101848925
Millie flirts with her coworkers and it's a joke.
Enna flirts with her coworkers and it's not a joke, she's actually trying to fuck them.

>>101848902
>homocollabing
>Mori
Your response Fatty?

>>101848925
that's why he does it, to deflect from how much of a cuck millie makes him look like. he's probably seething right now because families other than him are carrying her in a video game right now.

tier list yippee

>>101848902
we like horse fuckers and csb here

>>101848959
mori is a male

did millie ever finish the minish cap

>>101848975
hanmok should have collabed with them when she had the chance

aia would save others before herself but okay..

Nothing is the same without Ike's pretty stretches

>>101848959
Mori is a dad, she's perfect for the dadcast

>>101848991
I don’t think anyone in NijiEN watched sbfp

>>101848991
id watch

>>101848991
coffee woman should've done a lot of things when she had the chance...

I HATE TIER LISTS
THIS IS ALREADY WRONG

>>101848549
gm!!! kill who....?

>108 deleted posts in the last 12 hours
>he is still going
I would like to motion for the mods to simply ban /NijiEN/, like /ag/. We deserve it.

>>101849069
he's making a zombie apocalypse tierlist for en now but he was imagining scenarios so..

>>101849106
ooooo

>>101849022
She's spoiling us so much

Millie behavior
>flirts with everyone, literally everyone
>including gay guys like Ike and Fulgur
>being silly with romcom fantasy vibes

Enna behavior
>whenever a new wave debuts, singles out the 1 man who is attractive IRL
>makes sexual remarks to him
>spams collabs with him while suggesting meetups
>seriously flirting, no jokes intended
>randomly talks about their dick

>>101849079
>like /ag/
Yeah, about that...

>>101848902
no clue what that even is

>>101849079
On one hand that would just be giving him exactly what he wants, on the other it is consistently the tactic they resort to when actually moderating the thread becomes too burdensome, so it wouldn't surprise me if they did it.

>>101849138
Millie will never fuck you.

>>101849149
whats ag

>>101849170
Good

>>101849137
didnt she say she made enough shorts to last a month of uploads everyday in one workday?

>>101849172
Attorney general

why did the music suddenly got so sad

>>101849189
I think it was every other day but yeah she did a big batch. She works so hard

>>101848902
>mori gets another special thing served to her on a silver platter
Meanwhile ID still gets neglected.

I'm sorry but Niji content is literally just cuckshit

chat is calling millie out for eating at 4am in the morning

>>101849193
what was wrong with it

>>101849208
hes in his rp mode right now kek

>>101848902
I like csb but they're kind of irrelevant these days

>>101849232
I want a play but in 3D but in a zombie apocalypse setting

>>101849229
thats why she's fat

millie is having so much FUN playing nightreign

>>101849223
Holofans hate HoloID and mock them for having low views and homocollabing

>>101849240
you want to watch them die...

>>101849223
>Special thing
Why are people treating it like it’s an exclusive thing? It just means she’s one of the few higher profile vtuber who’s heard of them to begin with.

>>101849223
>special thing
it's just an irrelevant podcast. but if anyone collabed with thebasementyard, i'd kneel

Impregnate Rosemi Lovelock.

>>101849270
imagine the angst........ derishas

>>101849294
kowai.. he's basically writing they all die eventually too kek

Families look like THIS?
https://twitter.com/lovelyshoux/status/1940014699493356020

>>101849313
I'm waiting for the goated lucub artists to animate this HEHEHEH

>>101849334
there was barely any for the first one but we shall see kek
its going to be so confusing

>>101849022
Looks wet

feesh...

not the bgm again

he lobs yuyu lol

I miss Millie already...

all this just to put her in weeks, i just know it kek

WILSON KILLED FINANA

https://x.com/marian_count/status/1940291188130816120
>thailand got nijinova concert
>china got sitr concert
>usa got ai concert
meanwhile hongkong....

kek

>>101849538
...NUMBA WAN

dont point fingers zaddy... what is this even about anymore

>no, zaddy, wait..
sure. .what the hell

luca looks like kanato now....

fanfic worthy stuff

oogi.. .dame...

Lucas is playing zombies with mindpuppets.

everyone is alive...

>>101849562
and sonny is in all of them...

>>101849754 (me)
oh wow he's booked and busy...

this fanfic is so ass compare to nijiapocalypse and nijiapocalypse is pretty ass with alien bullshit

>>101849784
need a better name since theyre just the same thing..

THEY ARE COMING

he's gonna go for another 4 hours..

>>101849981
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

>>101848902
I like Woolie but tbfp have been irrelevant since they split up. Pat and Matt both ended up looking like assholes and Woolie ended up doing a 500 part KOTR playthrough that killed his channel.

luca you still have 20 more people to put on this tierlist...

I love my bird wife Enna!
I love my solar dawns!

>>101850150
His mind can not handle all these characters.

I love my latina wife Reimu and her sexy friends!

>>101850295
2 hours of just this tier list..

>>101850109
Are Pat and Matt the ones who gave the pope Undertale

oh finally

>luca can stream
>Sonny cant

byee byee luca i love you sooooooooooooooo much!!
see you soon!!
happy and fun zatsudan

goodnighty anons, if anyone is even here uue

>>101850688
gn lucub

>>101850688
*puts your hand in a bowl of water*

>>101850718
chu chu anon
>>101850744
i already peed

>>101850756
Oh... so it's not water...

>>101850756
Pee is pretty sex you should pee on me next time

>>101850688
Gn Cub! Have a good
Oh I'm way too late now.....

https://x.com/_Sozyko_/status/1937260806715981831
Well anons?

>>101850688
just banned gngn

I miss pisstako

please say something

sex with needy anons

>>101851098
I'M WATCHING CLAUDES HUSBAND AN AN FSP GUY BE AUSTRALIAN SHUT UP

>>101851098
I'm daydreaming about my oshi's hands...

>>101851098
Thinking about femanon feet

Watch nijien streams.

>>101851098
having schizo episode for a bit.
dont mind me.

>>101851194
Sonny should be here.

>>101851161
yuqtie..

>>101851251
how..

>>101849079
129 now
i wonder what the board record is

famillie....

>>101851402
a millie gf would be pretty neat tbhdesu

>>101851402
who the hell hates raisins?

cheater

>>101851269
You asked anons to post hands one time and acted like a creepy pervert when they did

>>101851407
someone asked fat man why he watches enna, and he proceeded to have a 14 hour meltdown

>>101851098
I LOVE UMAS

>>101851560
Hi Doppio

>>101851560
Appreciate you for playing Daiwa peep

>>101851584
haru was my first URA winner

>>101851523
I'm not a pervert...

>>101851622
Imagine Willy but he's 12

just saw a zzz fan art and I thought it was kotomelo at first.....

>>101851720
you won't get me glowie

>>101851746
imagine willy but his cock is shaved and he has lots of foreskin

>>101851767
>>101851768
no!!

>>101851152
Good taste

>>101851814
pervert

I love this Rose like you wouldn't believe!

Good morning!

If luca ever tell a story of how he meet sonny's parents it's over

>>101851943
Don't they live in Japan? Or is that his extended family?

It's so weird playing HSR and hearing Ryoma's friend as a bunch of random NPCs. Honestly I'm not sure why it's only NPCs, her voice is too distinct for that. She should be a major character.

>>101851955
no his parents are in Australia his aunt (his mom's sister) is in japan

>>101851978
Is Sonny's aunt single? Can I get him to call me uncle?

Can Klara handle a big rig?

>>101851997
she's not even fork certified

Sex with asian women and their yellow feet

Ver will probably invite shachou to his 3D, but will Doppio have any JPs? Will noraneko put in a surprise appearance?

>>101851879
says youu
>>101851916
goog morming bud!!!!! hava!!!

I want to give reimu a foot massage

>>101852180
Hope you have! Too Willdottir =w=

>>101852252
Hava!*

Klara will BOOM BOOM the truck.

>>101851767
>briskadet
>glowie
wait a second…

RIP the entire european food chain with Klara as truck driver.

>>101852754
Ike…

the thread is so dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmOpU1hAlhA
NijiEN for THIS feel?

>>101852221
keep your foot fetish to yourself vox

my internet died for 10 hours

Life sucks and it sucks eveb more without sonny

Even Japs cannot resist the charms of the Flip loli witch
https://x.com/GironmeshiEdit/status/1938356607173193813
https://note.com/yoshidaaya0109/n/n435e0ce3cca8

WIP

>>101854209
kek

Does Enna seriously want us to believe she's super into Elden Ring? What does she like about it exactly? She never explained that part.
She likes women oriented games like Animal Crossing with babylike characters. Why would anyone believe she's super into Elden slop with her motion sickness?

The truth is the ONLY reason she cares about this game is to get close to Vanta. That's what it's all about for her

fuck they're dragging that korean bl author because of her anti piracy tweet if she fucking goes on hiatus you will fight these hands

>>101854414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHASnPz3kZc&list=PLIrhZcUmRdUwVkY9UjlSdQDK72LwL1fcZ

I love watching livers play truck sim kusoge it's great

>>101854448
nijien?

>>101854488
nijien is yaoi land

>>101854451
Yes anon. She picked up Elden Ring after Vanta's birthday stream, when she was weirdly flirting with him and offering to buy him Persona 4. She decided that Vanta likes this game so she will play it to get closer to Vanta. The entire purpose of playing this game is to get closer to Vanta.

kurara...

Oh boy it's another Enna Dark Souls stream
>check the chat
yup, vanta vanta vanta the whole stream

>>101854685
enna is not streaming right now

>>101854761
Vanta is in Japan right now. He woke up at like 4 in the morning to comment on Enna's dark souls stream and spent 15 minutes talking with her in chat.

Millie then played Nightreighn later in the day, and Vanta was nowhere to be seen.

Kek klara

Enna? More like Ennal

>>101854882
Soon
https://litter.catbox.moe/wfhhcepz5qiniwem.png

>Vanta woke up at 4am just to ruin another one of Enna's Dark Souls streams.
Has anyone else noticed how Enna completely changed her behavior to act more "cute" when he's around? She did the same thing with Kyo, except she acted more like a bitch

I really miss sonny :(

I WANNA KILL HIM AAAÀA IT'S BEEN 2 WEEKS BRO AT LEAST LET US HEAR YOUR VOICE IDK WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE ANYMORE

I wonder if there is an anon ITT who follows the Koshien event closely and can give me an update on how the EN characters are doing rn… I want to follow it but sadly I don’t understand Japanese

>>101855080
sorry anon but ibu is a lazy dude who doesn't want to stream koshien

For some reason Enna really, REALLY wants to flirt with her coworkers. It would be so simple not to do that, but she insists. Even if it costs her massive amounts of audience.
Remember how she tried to purge "parasocial" fans, because it was more important for her to flirt with her coworkers than have a fandom?

>>101855144
There are EN characters in other teams as well…

>>101855193
sonny is doing pretty good in ebio's team
he also just made elira yesterday

>>101855259
Sonny is a Pitcher, isn’t he? I know Kaelix, Finana, Elira, Ren, Rosemi, and Vanta are all pitchers as well. But that’s all I know.

mangago is down, owari da

>>101854448
that author needs to learn how to ignore shit on the internet they're always crashing out

Why is sonny always a pitcher... it reminds me of the joke he's made about uki being a catcher

>>101855477
he is destined to be the main character

>>101854448
t. Reimu

>>101855477 (me)
I thought I was remembering wrong thank God my memory's intact
https://x.com/NIJISANBI/status/1558397676689162240

>>101854225
>written by a Jap who learned Tagalog after studying in Flipland

>Vanta makes a 45 minute "tutorial" for Enna on this elden ring shit
>Enna doesn't really care about the game, and is just delighted to have interactions with him, happily plays it on stream
>subjects her viewers to effectively male-asmr for 30 minutes, like nails on a chalkboard
>Vanta doesn't speak normally but turned up his mic settings so you can hear every pop and crackle of his throat
>all the while Enna is praising his voice over and over and getting increasingly horny
>Vanta shows up later in the stream and watches for nearly 2 hours
>he hogs the chat for himself and talks to her back and forth
>basically the whole stream has become a Vanta episode

>shitposts the entire day
>goes to bed
>wakes up
>immediately starts shitposting upon waking up
What a sad life...

>>101855377
If anyone’s wondering about the NijiEN characters in Koshien just like me, here is the result of my archive reps:
Vanta 239* pitcher (tensei)
Sonny 70* pitcher (relief)
Ren 216* pitcher (tensei)
Rosemi 66* pitcher
Elira 126* pitcher
Kaelix 99* pitcher (with forkball)
Claude 71* pitcher (relief)

I wonder which EN girl the japanese fans are the most horny for.

>>101855921
elira ez

>>101855921
meloco

I want to sniff Reimu’s stinky feet after they’ve been sweating in the summer heat

I want Kurara

>>101855921
Relative to how many fans they have or in absolute terms?

A broken mirror across from him reads:
>75% of the time, this trap kills every time.
I'm choking.

Why don't people watch the NijiEN girls? Why is their audience so low?
When NijiEN first started, it was all girls, and their audience was about 10x higher than the girls get today

>>101856383
Jigsaw Voice (to Veronica):
>You climbed the ladder of success, but now you must swim against the current. Trust is your only life raft. Can you rely on others… when you’ve always relied on yourself?
Veronica (banging on glass):
"Brick! Help! Think carefully, this is life or death!
Brick (eyes wide):
>I ATE a whole candle once.

>>101855734
I wish I have enough free time like him

>>101856456
because theres so many male only watchers in niji fandom. i also think that a lot of people who want to get into female vtubers just go to hololive instead. it makes me sad because niji girls are so good and underrated :/

>>101856542
>in niji fandom
But NijiEN was supposed to branch out to a new market. In the west, the viewerbase is overwhelmingly male.
In fact the male talents didn't even bring in any new audience, they just shared some of the Niji audience that already existed. The girls are the ones that actually brought in some western viewers.

>>101855734
it’s even sadder knowing that he also talks to himself while shitposting

>>101856615
Not much different from holo. Before the EN branch a lot of westerners watched the JP girls and then they moved to the EN girls when they debuted. Niji JP was just never remotely popular in the west, and now most male EN fans want a girls only culture.

>>101856506
Easy, just quit your job and be a NEET like him.

Ver Vermillion – Legal Analyst / Mysterious Janitor
Role: Supposedly handles legal commentary, but no one can prove he exists outside his 15-minute segment.

Why: Ver’s cool-and-collected presence makes him the station’s enigma. Might be a vampire. Might be their lawyer.
>Catchphrase: “Technically legal. Morally? You’re doomed.”

Wiwa is awake

>>101856216
‘s used panties

>>101856820
Holo gets sold out concerts in America. It has a huge western audience. Talents like Gawr Gura were worldwide famous across the entire western world, same with Fauna, and Amelia Watson, and all the rest.
NijiEN started out that way. It had a sizeable western audience. But when the males came, they drew in some women who mainly watch the JP branch. Notice that all the male talents streamed in the JP timezone rather than the EN timezone like the girls.

The way that JP viewers treat EN, it's basically their one-stop-shop for masturbation. Because EN is way more lewd than JP and is filled with sexbaiting men with deep voices. When they want to masturbate they watch EN.
Because the men in EN are so overly sexual, and because the girls were intent on flirting with them, it means that all of the western fans were sloughed off. That's why nobody watches the girls, because it's almost impossible to watch them.

>>101856615
idk i think a very large amount of the english-speaking female audience says they didn't watch vtubers before luxiem/noctyx. i guess it depends on what side of the fanbase you're looking at though

>>101857170
>Talents like Gawr Gura were worldwide famous across the entire western world, same with Fauna, and Amelia Watson
who?

Need a tomboy in EN with exposed toes

>>101857193
you don't know because you're a woman from asia

https://x.com/finanaryugu/status/1940269047595274463
Threesome with Feesh and ryugal

>>101857217
Nah I'm a white male from the us, unlike you who is brown and from the philippines.

>>101857193
he did that specifically to bait this reply btw. just laugh in silence, the only reason he visits this thread is because it's the only substitute for a social life his pathetic ass has.

thinking about ririmu

>>101857273
this but also kou and both of them are on my bed on all four

Hmm

https://x.com/EliraPendora/status/1940431780961784121
>still no perms
why does cygames hate nijiEN specifically

>>101856882
I don’t want to be an embarrassment like him though…

>>101857245
A white male from the us who watches streams filled with deep-voiced boyfriend experience men flirting with your oshi. Let's talk about your sexuality in that case.
If you honestly don't know the Holo girls then it might be a case of, you not understanding that something better exists out there.

>>101857325
thank god, less gacha

>>101857325
You would think the company that makes EN's merch would give them perms.
https://x.com/NIJISANJIEN_ANV
>produced by CyberAgent, Inc.

>>101856155
Keep that to yourself vox

>>101857325
The dance that only KMR can do.

????

>>101851098
Something

>>101854252
Cute. Millie should have absolutely zero breasts realistically though

>>101855920 (me)
Another update:
Vox 92*
Wilson 84*
Meloco 79* catcher
Maria 155*
Enna 111*
Doppio 96*

>>101857457
I want to have sex with Mashiro

>>101857321
what is this

[INT. ABANDONED GAME ROOM – NIGHT.

CRT screen flickers violently.
Doppio is pacing in dramatic circles.
Seibe is lounging upside down on a chair, grinning.
The energy is insane.
Suddenly — footsteps. Heavy. Deliberate.
Enter: ZEAL GINJOKA. The air tightens.]

Zeal Ginjoka (stone-faced):
What are you two doing?

Doppio (pointing wildly at Seibe):
He pressed the button! Then said the button never existed! Then said I don’t exist! And I think he might be right!

Seibe (without looking up):
He’s just mad I showed him the truth. Also: I am the button. Think about that.

Zeal (deadpan):
You’re both insufferable.

Doppio:
Wait—how do we know you’re real?

Seibe (sits up slowly):
Yeah. You could be another test. A planted hallucination. A morality check. Classic “third act reality twist.”

Zeal (glaring):
I had to crawl through a vent filled with needles and dead batteries to get here. If I’m a hallucination, I want a refund.

Doppio:
That’s exactly what a scripted hallucination would say.

Seibe:
Right?? See, now we’re syncing. He’s too defensive. Zeal, blink twice if you’re an illusion.

Zeal (blinks once. Then stops.)
…Why am I indulging this.

Doppio (turns to Seibe):
He blinked once. That means he’s half real. That’s worse.

Seibe:
Half-real? So like… a metaphor?

Doppio:
Or a metaphor for a metaphor. A double illusion. A trick played by the game on itself.

Zeal (grabbing both by their collars):
Listen. One of you set off the trap. The room is flooding with laughing gas. If you don’t stop arguing with each other’s delusions, you’re going to literally die giggling.

[Pause.

**Seibe and Doppio look at each other… and start laughing.]

Seibe (through laughter):
Joke’s on you… we were already gaslit.

Doppio (gasping between cackles):
Reality isn’t real… I’m not real… YOU'RE NOT REAL, ZEAL!!

Zeal (sighs deeply):
I’m going back into the vent.

https://x.com/reimuendou/status/1940397585577243102
I LOVE REIMU

>>101857531
Then she wouldn't fit the character silly

>>101857614
That's fair. It's just that seeing Millie with boobs is like an assault to my senses

i want to fucking die

kaelix’s butcher vanity is so good…

>>101857680
>>101848186

>>101857729
My senses are assaulted

[In the background, Seibe watches, uncharacteristically silent. Vanta gently nudges Wilson.]

Vanta:
They finally said it.

Wilson (soft smile):
Took long enough.

[Zeal sighs, finally smiling.]

Zeal (mutters):
Maybe there's hope for this disaster squad after all.

>>101857604
>>101857833
IT’S SEIBLE NOT SEIBE

>>101857853
IM UAING GPT FOR A LAUGHHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/live/CPKw_n6-zv4
Oooh I didn't know she was doing this

I want to fuck Millie's virgin pussy and turn her into a mega slut who laments the fact that she's spent so much time sexless and decides to make up for lost time, mercilessly milking me until I shrivel up and die

>>101857922
This but her ass

>>101857170
I noticed you left out Mori who is the most well known besides Gura.

>>101857908
tell your chatgpt to correct seible’s name

>>101857325
Less gacha streams are a good thing for everyone

>>101857922
this but also she craves creampies every night even when she’s not ovulating

https://litter.catbox.moe/enwm36y475w25m0b.mp4
I might commission wiwa in her new outfit with no panties on doing something like this

meloco keeps numberfagging on twitter

>>101855734
>talks about fatty the whole day
>goes to bed
>wakes up
>immediately talks about fatty again upon waking up
What a sad life...

>>101858222
Every woman needs a man who will be her toilet desu

I hope dobi joined nijien and not holostars

Yo

>>101858194
this but also when she's ovulating

>>101858313
well considering all his latest follows is pretty much every EN boy.

i miss ike

>>101858313
I don't think holostars will have another Gen. The holo stars bring in so little revenue to the branch that they aren't even getting events anymore. The company literally said that their previous events cost too much money and did not make anything back. And so they are getting literally nothing anymore. I can't imagine that they're going to try for a third time

>>101858437
you sure those are his latest?

>>101858514
idk twitter is always weird, just odd that they are all grouped together as soon as you click his follow list some other ENs are also on the list but way down.

>>101857612
we know vox

>>101858313
Who?

i want to recommend animes to ike

>>101858313
He collabed with FSP a lot so he might go there, but I can't imagine him fitting any of the models.

>>101858477
I've learned to expect the unexpected when it comes to vtubing. People can say anything to make you think one thing's gonna happen just for the exact opposite to happen. I'm sure they can fit one more group of boys in there.

Man I wish I was fat and had nothing better to do than shitpost all day

>>101858313
i feel like it's too soon for another wave tbhdesu, maybe he'll go to fsp

>>101858304
can’t believe we have a fatty defender here

>>101858872
this. btb is barely 3 months old.

>>101858891
You are a mentally ill faggot to be this obsessed with another mentally ill faggot here.

>>101858647
you can’t watch anime if you are dead

>>101858748
This seems correct to me. Can anyone explain why this is wrong?
It looks totally correct. Nijisanji has lost major profits because they killed the western audience

https://www.youtube.com/live/7WtlwsfqS64
pizza with sonny

>>101858923
you are the one defending him. seems like you are the faggot here.

>>101858891
leplying with an insult is still leplying. stop giving him attention you retard

>>101858748
Looked like "SEX" was written on the thumbnail.

>>101858477
I remember Astel Leda talking about it.

>wakes up
>thread still shit
>laughing at anon itt who is still trying to have a normal conversation
>close tab

>>101859031
Kill yourself

>>101859087
*laugh at*

>>101859019
He’s just samefagging though…

Normal conversation:
What's your Niji Rareship?

>>101858872
>too soon for another wave
Begone tourist

>>101858957
Why do you include Flips and Malays under NijiJP? They don’t speak JP and I don’t think most of them have the patience or aptitude to learn it

>>101858995
>terrible reading comprehension
As expected of a mentally ill faggot

>>101859125
me x my oshi

>>101859125
me x my oshi

>>101859127
ok bye :(
but in all seriousness they've slowed down on debuting new waves we only get like 2 a year nowadays and there's still a lot of the year left

>>101858957
I'll answer if you first answer why you think you are entitled to ban evade.

sani live finally
https://www.youtube.com/live/7WtlwsfqS64

>>101848495
Because Vox is a little slut for Wilson's unwilling Willerton

>>101859284
but why not let those toes be free

>>101859429
they are smelly

Vanta is such a petty little shithead. Almost as petty as Wilson when you think about it.

>>101859429
sweaty hmong feet are too alluring and feesh doesn't like foot stuff

Vanta does the same "look mom I owned the haters" shit that Luca does. He does the same flirting and sexbaiting shit that Luca does. He's just another Luca when you think about it. The same petty shithead attitude

I miss dj so much, he had the best ryona art

No streams?

>>101859767
kill yourself. Neck yourself. Rope yourself freak

>>101850351
Whatever you say vox

I can't archive search about my oshi now thanks to the schizo.....yada........

>>101859928
shut the fuck up retard

can this thread die faster so i can talk about my oshi in a better thread

>>101860021
I agree

>>101860021
make schizo threads in the catalog to kill this one faster then