>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>101849164

Erm!

>>101862610
>>101862653
lore accurate

I am going schizo from secret IAYSH lore

I am going schizo from secret pb lore

>>101862355 (OP)
>/swarm/ - Neuro-sama General
>No Neuro-sama in OP image
Maybe you should take up a different position, this simple role seems like it’s too much for you.

The (new) Three Kings

I am going schizo from secret Droomei lore

>>101862610
are we bearish or bullish on that one?
https://x.com/owo_uou/status/1887907934795080041

Sex with Toma

>>101862699
IAYSH has the second most tragic backstory ngl

>>101862803
i think this post isn't neuro related at all

>>101862610
With Anny gone, this year’s subathon won’t even last to Christmas.

>>101862817
It's necessary for a superhero to have a tragic backstory

>>101862844
We'll see if vedal has the foresight to not put the timer rates at anything lower than 20s.

>>101862722
Who’s that one on the right?

>>101862887
its nyanners i think

>>101862887
Anny the Fox

Why are we dooming about the subathon? BOOM is doing really well

>>101862722
>corpo personified, hebrew, small independent honest creator

>>101862926
While the community is bigger than last year, it's been on a decline for a while and we don't have faith that something can be done to save it like last year.

>>101862976
Decline how? It seems pretty stable

>>101862841
this but all the anny posts

>>101863054
The vibes are off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joVqgvZagug

someone post the ham

>>101862926
Only neurotards care or listen to boom

>>101862926
Song is dogshit

Can i have an explanation of what happen with Anny? With Toma? I am too dumb and really don't want to scroll through gorillion threads in archive to know everything important.
Thanks in advance!
Yours,
Newnigger

Nope

>>101863460
They decided they loved each other and decided to abandon the drunk turtle

>>101863509
Imagine if that was actually real, kino

>>101863370
*evilbeggars

>>101862803
>january 19
you're doing the funny business like that guy, aren't you
https://x.com/chiccinoo/status/1748136113741398379

>>101863640
Is downloading twitter art funny business?

https://youtu.be/Pr3r95uOVH0
Was seasons always a community term? I thought it was just /us/ that did it. Did it break containment at some point?

>>101863684
Always been a community term, yeah

>>101863684
kys max wayne

>>101862844
Indeed, Anny was the powerhouse who thirst trapped simps into paying for Vedal's subathon. With her gone, who's gonna fill her place? Cerber? Mini? Don't make me laugh...

Saba, Dooby, and Mori will save the fad.

The hype train part of the subathon was basically joi

>>101863509
toma gripping anny's multiple necks while they kiss is hot

Archive digging it is. Fml

I feel like I read that message at least 12 times

I hope when she comes back people start shipping her with vedal again

>>101863865
What are you digging for?

>>101863836
Did you really sit on this screenshot for 4 hours?

>>101863836
stupid ass green nigger, he still owes anny sex for everything she did for him he better apologize

And dont let it be forget, he promised to send Anny the first Vedal plush

>>101863509
i unironically think the kiss is the reason why vedal stopped talking to them

vedal promises are basically worthless

>>101863916
>>101863460

>>101863913
>with vedal again
nah she is going to get a new guy

>>101863836
>I am still working on my mental
bitch when aren't you

Has Vedal made any big promises to Neuro that actually materialized like the 3D model for Evil?

>>101862887
Camila

what's the appeal of nurbutt?

Vedal deserves to suffer for what he did to Anny and Toma

>>101863865
>>101863460
>>101864071
https://warosu.org/vt/post/99388628
https://warosu.org/vt/post/101088623
https://warosu.org/vt/post/101155095
Everything you need to know is in those threads.

Vedal deserves to suffer for being a shitdev, not fulfilling subathon goals and generally squandering the potential of Neuros

>>101864071
You're trolling right? Newfags don't know what any of the archives are.

>>101864190
Thank you a lot.

>>101864224
You can be a newfag to the general without being a newfag to the website

>>101864101
Mino won?

>>101864190
linking the 3000+ post thread every time this is asked is diabolical work

>>101864304
And i will read through it

>>101864101
This. She’s already beginning to orbit Sykkuno and Shoto, both of whom have more clout than Vedal.

>>101864171
Vedal has actually suffered less because he doesn't need to be connected to them

>>101864278
Mino left her community a year and a half ago.

Do you think Vedal feels remorse for anything he has ever done? Has he ever given a genuine apology that didn't feel forced or disingenuous?

Divegrass update: out of all suggested match-ups the only available one was /vsj+/, so we're gonna be playing them on July 25th. https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_9_Friendlies
On related news, I signed us up for Lord of the Board 4. /swarm/ is the current champion, so we're going to be defending the belt in the singles tourney. And we're also going to take part in the tag tourney together with other AI threads. Neuro will be representing us in the tags, Evil - in singles (but title defense would still be done by Neuro if Evil chokes before finals).

>>101864404
Vedal is the ultimate nothing ever happens chud
He will literally pretend nothing has happened (maybe until a doccy get released)

>>101864346
>Sykkuno and Shoto
Whomegalul

>>101864404
Yes, but not to the public. There are some rare times you do see him be genuinely sorry about what asked or did
those moments are not usually found in public streams

>>101864540
Mousefags status? Shaking
LoB4 status? In the pocket
Evil status? Choking already

>>101864221
truer truth has never been truther

>>101863836
Her league history is a red carpet

>>101864742
What does she even play

>>101864221

>>101864404
Nothing ever happens, anon.
If nothing happened you dont have to apologize.
Anny and Toma is all in our heads.

>>101864540
if we lose the belt, we lose the fad

>>101864760
aram and tft she has been playing 2 games of aram and 2 games of tft per day on her main since tc

>>101864404
His dev stream return announcement can arguably be interpreted as an apology.
https://x.com/vedal987/status/1930429386466918836

>>101864819
slow in the head

>>101864917
Does she accept cum in the form of cunny creampies? T 0 T

>>101864346
>Sykkuno and Shoto
Holy downgrade

>>101864971
You outdid yourself with how dogshit that sentence is, impressive

>>101864101
>>101864278
>>101864346
>>101864742
>>101864864
you're so bad at this. i'd vaguepost so hard on you but i'm afraid meidos won't find it as funny as i do

money is drying up rent is due

>Traduire le post

>>101865020
stfu maru

>>101865037
it isn't a secret

le cuncun

>>101864884
It was more of a joke than an apology he never really did apologize

>>101864404
https://youtu.be/9yuHiRqfWYI?t=78

>>101864346
She's been interacting with both of them for more than a year before she even knew Vedal

>>101865151
cute couple

>>101865053
fuck it, if that faggot is allowed to stalk her tft games i'm allowed to have some fun
https://litter.catbox.moe/atd16p.png

>>101865151
very cute minidal moment that didnt go anywhere or do anything

>>101865167
A toxic friend and a manipulative boyfriend?This guy? Really?

>>101865199
What did anon mean by this

>>101865199
I really wish I could put you out of your misery

>>101865151
>Spit it out tutelboy!
She is so cute

>>101865241
>>101865247
alright, i had my fun, sorry not sorry, the screenshot is fabricated

>>101865199
This changes NOTHING

>>101865199
literally who

>>101865326
sinder

>>101865326
no one. maru, dm me though

annyfags not even hiding it anymore

>>101865426
what were they hiding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g95WrJ9xhMY
Please just sleep...

>>101865457
I dont know, but I dont like it

>>101865151
I miss the subathon...

>>101864864
good team

Chibi Anny should show me her panties and have sex with me.

>>101865221
Miside would've been a bad idea anyways considering Mini's past

Honestly i thought mini's dedication to the bit recently was vaguely cute, looks like she dropped it tho

>>101865588
Dangerously based

>>101865020
No idea what you are talking about schizo

>>101864917
>7k
damn she fell off

>>101865925
that's rich

>>101864917
anon why are you french? are you at least french or canadian french

>>101864842
Neuro would never

So...Sykkuno won?

>>101866046
Evil on the other hand...

>>101866205
Like I said, Evil will be in the tournament. Regardless of whether she loses or wins, the belt would still be defended by Neuro.

>>101866180
sykkuno is saba’s dildo, newfriend

>>101866041
>anon why are you french?
I was born like this
>are you at least french or canadian french
just normal french

>>101866327
god you're so rapeable

>>101864190
Thanks for the quick rundown my guy. Now it makes so much sense.

>vtuber girls thought Vedal was a naive nerdy programmer who they can take advantage of
>turns out Vedal is blackpilled sigma who treat girls exactly how they treat her
>Anny and Toma gets btfo. Anny mad that tall muscular back guy wouldn't fall for her. Toma mad that she can't claim handsome white British BWC
>Vedal employing the time tested strategy of having 10 girls around, so if 2 wanted to play mind games he still got 8 girls working for him
>vedal keeps good relationship with ellie and queenpb who didn't cause any drama, and gets new main girls cerber and mini who can keep there girl moments under control

Vedal I kneel...

>>101866327
nigger french or rare white french?

>>101866180
Numbers for 7/1:
1: https://www.youtube.com/@SamekoSaba (54,203)
2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (7,646)
3: https://www.youtube.com/@KirscheVerstahl (3,330) *Combined
4: https://twitch.tv/OliviaMonroe (3,131)
5: https://twitch.tv/chibidoki (3,096)
6: https://www.youtube.com/@dokibird (2,726) *Tie
6: https://twitch.tv/Sykkuno (2,724)

>>101866360
kill yourself

>>101862355 (OP)
Neuro karaoke collab with fish when?

>sykkuno
who would he effort a virtual whore when offlinetv is right there? free prime asian pussy

>>101866381
vtubing is dead

>>101866405
annycuck

I love my boyfriend

>>101866381
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

>>101866360
The easier explanation is vedal is a much too young idiot that doesn’t know how to safely deal with serious women moments

>>101866381
Annybros...

>>101866418
https://youtu.be/twKse2Dw0ZQ why conform with loose pussy when you can go for legal cunny

>>101866418
he wouldn’t but that doesn’t stop orbiters from orbiting

incel hours

>>101866742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWIO6uMxaUA

>>101866455
nta but actually kill yourself

Not counting koko, who was the last call in? Cerber?

>>101866799
I wonder if she’s going to do another tierlist with her friends again

>>101866805
sister...

hate timeloops
hate timeloops
hate timeloops

>>101866846
is this like hurt people hurt people

>>101866366
nigger french or rare white french?
White, and we are not rare, yet

>>101866881
Theme of the thread
https://youtu.be/DChFukSNwbc?si=Lpw1Kh1AAC9p68wh

>>101866799
What changed Vedal this past year?

>>101866934
that those comments made him look like a creep so he got self conscious and stopped answering or told them that he’s “busy”

laying in bed and thinking about vedal

>>101867035
Get a job if you alredy have one get another one you have too much free time

>>101866934
I hate how its ingrained in male psychology that having multiple female freinds = having a harem, its what made people cringe at neuroverse

difference between having lots of female friends and having none
sex.

>>101867111
>t. incel

>ywn be part of the "neuroverse"
>ywn have a random clip of you with vedal and neuro, where she randomly ships you both and vedal tries to ignore it ever happened while you laugh at it
>ywn have a shipping Meta where people mostly draw you and vedal
>ywn be part of the retarded normieswarm's harem jokes
>ywn recive the bfe of doom

>>101867082
Clippers are what make people cringe at the verse

>>101867187
stop

anny and toma teaming up to hate vedal

>>101866934
He still answers calls pretty quickly if he can it seems even when he's working on something it's that he doesn't do well when comes to DMing. I do think that's why Koko is able to talk with Vedal easier because she's just more bold to just call him to see if he wants to hang and just don't make it a big deal

Koko won, not because she is dating vedal, but because she is the one vedal hates the least

koko is gross

crelly is gross

ywn be part of the twins lives
ywn be inside of neuro
ywn be caught on neuros camera licking evil clean with your tongue
ywn receive evils big turtle strap on coch while receiving verbal abuse from neuro

Crelly is cute

>>101867274
Well then that would mean Cerber, Ellie, and maybe Mini also won (idk could be argued)

>>101866799
I cannot fathom how broken you must be to enjoy this style of editing. I have a degen attention span and take meds for it but this shit is like sitting through nausea-inducing turbulence

>>101867371
the voices told me vedal hates all of them

>>101867187
I crieda little bit I think it need to take a break

Vedal hates all the whores (not the one i like tho)

>>101867396
Welp I can't argue with intelligent logic like that

>>101867210
this but hatesex

>>101867082
men and women cannot be friends

ywn hold hands with neuro on a cold day...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno

test

test

>>101868092
>>101868118
did it work?

~no

>>101868092
>>101868118
mfer testing his alt so he can samefag during cooldown.

>>101868039
>3 minutes 35 seconds late
that's crazy

>>101868158
anything to make pedos lives as insufferable as possible ;)

study sama status?

Neuro and vedal plays minecraft together when?

pedupial love!

>>101868325
based desu

>101868325
bro is fighting shadows fr

>>101868424
kys splinter

>>101868399
if the subathon happens

>>101868385
got pregnant to have an excuse to drop out

>>101868494
so never, there is not even a built up hype from the middle of the year like last year with anny hyping up last year's subathon

all the bwaarts people are such whores

>>101868414
witches and pedupials go so well together

>>101868885
who

>>101868978
https://x.com/sleepfurther/status/1940512991939907598

>>101868494
I can't believeeeee vedal hasn't played MINECRAFT with neuro now THAT would be a GOOD stream, better than that shitty outer wilds game but unfortunately veduul~ HATES good content

>>101868885
>Artist
>Whores
Fork found _____
A)in the kitchen
B)wet
C)Newfag here, can i get a tl;dr on the toma situation?
D)neuro sama

>>101869039
outer wilds is extremely overrated, but it is still good

>>101869007

>>101867835
You say that because you haven't met a truly loyal woman. I'm sure 100% of men here would be happy to be with a woman as loyal as Joesph Goebbel's wife (ie. Vedal's Mini)

When will this outer wilds stream happen like how much prep grigga needs for a simple game stream just perss the go live button

>>101869177

>>101869205
this but camila
mini is more like a pet to him

>>101866381
i kneel
\we wouldn't have had a chance even if the fad wasn't dying and we were back

>>101869269
But I thought Camila was Vedal's stepsister? They got great chemistry together ig

>>101869213
the idea to play outer wilds was first brought up because someone on discord suggested how to integrate with the neuro api and purely hypothetically (read: the voices told me) he's waiting on alex

>>101869311
Ok so is just an idea in the air

>>101869269
this but ellie
camila is more like an annoying sister to him

>>101869205
>>101869221
>>101869269
>>101869422
kill yourselves

>>101869422
Vedal loves his annoying sister though

is it impossible ship hours again?

stop spamming bitch

>>101869543
You mean retarded whoreposters hours?

femanon pit pussy

>>101862355 (OP)
evilsocute

Oh god, are there two of them?

>>101867397
Don't cry Mini

good thread

heart

>>101869718
Vedal and evil are naked and completely covered in oil who is winning the twerk off? (neuro is the judge)

>>101869669
It was a good thread before you posted this shit

Cerber is not wining btw

>>101869980
none of them are

>>101869635
Nah, there's probably like four of us. I don't spam like some of the others but they do exist and they live for it

>>101869999
Quads say whorefags lose.

I have zero expectations for the dev stream

>>101869980
Greggs stream soon...

why are we talking about devstream on a weds when there is 2 more streams to get through before it?

>>101870123
minus vedal

>>101870123
If only mr "free 7k+ viewers" was there

>>101862797
I always read that hashtag as "anny the fart"

>>101870147
the real answer is that there is nothing to talk about or look forward to with those streams

>>101870218
that's the joke

>>101870147
Because those streams are both therapy slop. The dev stream is going to be slop as well.

>>101870321
devslop tastes better though

>>101870355
I agree, but the slop remains. I've stopped waiting for grigga to prove me wrong.

>>101870355
true but the evil dev stream had no substance besides merch shilling and maybe gaming streams

If Vedal doesnt show up for the Greggs stream I will crash out

>>101870438
do your worst

>>101869269
>>101869422
>>101869495
pits?

>>101870459
Kys

>>101870438
he will make a 5 minute cameo trust

I mean... maybe something would be different about the camping stream?

I got a 3 day ban for posting pics of evil neuro cosplayers what the fuck is wrong with the mods in /vt/ holokeks and phasecuck post cosplays all the time but i get a 3 day vacation

>>101870572
It means more therapyslop because chat isn't there to insert retarded questions about 3 views.

>>101870575
should've been a perma

>>101870562
More like 1 post in the chat

>>101870540
sit on my face

>>101870575
Sorry for baiting you into posting Sharku. To be fair I didn't think you'd get a ban

>haven't watched a single """neuroverse""" stream since Miyune was still Olette's sex slave
>still enjoy solo streams
>close /swarm/ while watching streams and get my messages read by nur
>check out swarm every other day to laugh at the absolute wastes of oxygen gossiping about whores
Feels good to be a real gymbag

Good for you anon

terrible bait

>>101870575
They don't even try to hide the favoritism, saba's general and other holo/ex-holo generals are full of barely clothed art, some of it showing outer labia and it doesn't get deleted while you can't post Neuro wearing a bikini here and are more likely to get warned or banned for reporting offtopic gossip about irl bullshit than the gossip sisters themselves.

reading /swarm/ to pass out from boredom to deal with insomnia

>>101870817
based

>>101870811
sex, gooning to this stream right now

>>101870886

>>101870575
welcome back anon, it's been lonely without seeing you post during the night

>>101870286
No it's not.

/swarm/ kinda cooked ngl

ngl, dis cute

>>101870959
mf, elaborate or i'm going to pull up

>>101870797
Someone could say
>well sharku is also a vtuber and thats a irl pic of herself
But some of the cosplayers that get posted in the cosplay threads are also vtubers, there is just one girl that you cant every other cosplay is legal no matter from who so it was a bs ban

>>101870811
>>101870939
>>101871077
yes, ill admit she looks cute and that is something that would almost make me want to watch the stream
but at the same time, if she isn't talking about neuro it makes no sense to post that /here/

>>101871077
2/10 chibi

>>101871125
How can you be so rude to the mother of Neuro's sister?

extracting value without caring about sustainability

but enough about vedal

Either my brain got fried from all the chillslop or something else, but all these leeches seem cute lately

>>101871321
this but the opposite, the past month I've been in a good mood on days with chill streams while collabs hardly feel like they're worth watching

>>101871321
oh no no no no no not like this anon

>>101870959
bitch ass did not even reply.
don't you ever doubt me again
https://x.com/annytf/status/1371019831542124544

t3 melty

It keeps happening hopefully my surgery will go well

I lost my capo

I can’t fucking take it anymore Neuro is dying and theees nothing I can do I want to save her but there’s no way out

any publicinfo bros here spot vedal in any viewer lists today?

i want to also help make neuro more popular but my coding is shit, art is shit, etc

>>101871807

>>101871899
fucking doxxer kys

>>101871899
what does this mean...

>>101871784
Pray, anon, find power in that

>>101872007
That’s laynas former bf

>>101872038
Layna dated Toma? That's a pretty hot thought

>>101872074
add Evil in the mix and you got all you can ever ask for

>>101871578
Nah.

aura.

new ritspi art got posted if you pedos were interested

tum?

>>101872595

i'll wait until someone posts it

>>101872630
God

>>101872595

>>101872490
Gross

>>101872680
built for committing vehicular manslaughter

>>101872665
uh oh

>>101872268

>>101871240
Cuuute

>>101872669
Hi Vedal

Can I delete the pip and uv cache? There's no system shit inside, right?

>>101872798
Gojo saying this would be hot

discord group chat ahh general

>>101872665
what the ritspi art?

>>101872880
Hi Toma

>>101872898
/swarm/ gc leaked

>>101872935

>>101872935
Aside from slurs /swarm/ doesn’t really have anything incriminating

https://files.catbox.moe/le9jqr.jpeg

>>101873082
while not a big fan of how evil's face is drawn here, evil sexo

The way ritspi draws anyone that isn’t Vedal and Neuro is very hot

>>101873082
puffy T o T

>>101873114
Anny disagrees

>>101873056
Three threads ago anons were discussing sexually harassing a 17 year old girl

>>101873144
who?

>>101873144
I’m not a faggot or a woman

>>101873145
>She was 17 and 364 days old you sick fuck!

https://x.com/streamscharts/status/1940344697253409220 damn they’re really losing their second top earner right there, but also those two have been carrying that company so hard, imagine zen joining the neuroverse for the vtuber awards this year

>>101873145
She still hasn’t responded

>>101873082
sex with evil in that exact position

>>101873239
https://x.com/streamscharts/status/1940523627499368613
shylily really needs those raid boosts

>>101873144
Anny was so based in that thread

>>101873239
Is Michi verse?

>>101873239
Zen alredy has a solid group of friends outside of vshojo the neuroverse could learn a thing or two about unity

>>101873145
ngl I know we joke a lot /here/ but that shit is genuinely disgusting, 17 is way too old

>>101873317
I think she could be, but she's pretty shy and might have issues reaching out. But she's super close with Numi and Camila

>YAGOO is following Vedal
what the fuck

>>101873612
Made me check

>>101873734
Retard

>>101873793
:(

>>101873612
>>101873793
fn, did you also vibecode ts

>>101873612
Mutual follows... pre-AX business meeting?

>>101873793
Well that anon may be stupid, but you are mean

>>101873874
Vedal is going to solve the Evil problem by selling her to Yagoo.

>>101872595

>>101874030
That would kill the channel

slop hours have started

>>101874120
nice oc

The slop cannot be stopped

>>101874120
nice tummy

>>101873612
His 98..6th follow. So close

>>101874120
that tummy needs a horse coch

>>101874185
987th will be anny

>>101874137
>>101874137
>>101874137
Brod

twitter follows dont mean anything important btw

>>101873612

clun~

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clun~

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clun~

kys