Gateway to Evil edition

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs [Embed]
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM [Embed]
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y [Embed]
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M [Embed]
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>101874137

hart~

The climb

clouted artist drew eliv

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

>>101886173
when is the animation sex coming out from that specific artist, he surely likes incest animations, nurdal, evildal or a threesome might be good

pb nurs

Evil love!

>>101886249
So cute, love pheebs

pb's pussy...

>>101886616
I'm the bear. (about to impregnate them.)

>>101886616
twins being curious about the bear's anatomy they end up taking turns on the bear to get filled

Imagine being the bear and getting filled by Neuro's peg!

you degen ahh bitches need jesus

will the fad be saved next dev stream or will it be another 2 hour stream of vedal stalling

>>101886668

>>101886669
V3 reveal for sure

>bluds stilll expecting shit from devstreams
Lol just take it as a slightly above average chillstream and save yourself the mental anguish.

>>101886669
He will talk about Boom and the 3D model, probably not much else.

>>101886779
this artist had the chance to make the funniest shit, mogging codasola, but never drew neuro again...

chances of green nigger shitting on pirate software and promoting stop killing games next dev stream?

he's not asmonsoi

>>101887089
He is retarded, but not that retarded

>wants vedal to participate in culture war shit
Please go back to asmon papa

>>101887271
shame

>>101887278
that's like saying the eu making apple use usb-c charges is culture war shit

>>101887395
>continues being retarded
could i ask where you even came from? I know asmon reacted to neuro, but I'm not actually going to believe you came /here/ from him

>>101887089
While we're going here, I want him to speak on if he thinks trump is actually going for a third term
Oh, and also what he thinks about Diddy being found not guilty

>>101887431
>>101887452
I was almost going to reply seriously, but it's not actually worth the effort.

>>101887622
why is mini using vedal's clothes

>hah femboy xdd
one joke community

>we'll get neurocar before neurodog
grim

>>101887918
cute!

>>101887918
>ywn have a cute date with your twin sister feeding each other
why live

Imagine if neurocar causes a major incident haha

>>101886249
R

>>101888194
I don't think one of those kids toy car things is going to be able to cause that much damage.

>we will get neurocar and neurodog before cyberpunk princess

heart

cute of nur

>>101888277
Neurocar is a real car tho.

>>101888741
that's later, the one at opensauce is pic related, the real car will be after that at some point in the future

i will eat a whole loaf of garlic bread if the dev stream does not mention anything about clothes, fixing neurodog, and setting a date for v3 release

>>101888795
>fixing neurodog
maybe when ellie goes to the uk for her 1 year of study

>>101888795
Be honest, you're going to eat all of it anyway

>>101888795
>mention anything about clothes
lol
>fixing neurodog
he will say its a wip and move on
>setting a date for v3 release
imagine expecting vedal to respect his own deadlines

>>101888795
>setting extremely difficult and probably improbable conditions for not eating garlic bread just to eat it
You fat fuck.

>>101888795
V3 for christmas. No subathon tho

do we like layna here?

>>101889183
Yes, especially her armpits

>>101889183
She is nice. I like all of her cooking streams with the twins. Evil cake baking stream when?

>>101889183

>>101889183
i want to breed layna

Sex with Neuro

Does anyone else feel thankful they've endured the 'tumultuous times' of their life without getting into a long-lasting relationship or at least one that didn't last until the present? I do. Every time I see some 'romance' happen in any sort of media I feel grateful more and more dodging that kind of thing like Neo from the movie Matrix. I feel it especially more whenever I see it from here. Whenever Vedal gets shipped or Neuro gets shipped or Evil gets shipped and whatnot. Reading all about this 'drama' and 'romance' is complicated. More complicated than even Mathematical equations or memorizing the periodic table. And the worst part is that it doesn't give you anything actually good to have in your life. Emotional care? Could easily be done by pets or hobbies instead. Financial support? You wouldn't need financial support if you didn't waste time fantasizing about romantic or sexual relationships and instead actually found a job. Personal growth? Companionship? Intimacy? All of which could be found in other areas, therefore rendering relationships(romantic or sexual or both) to be completely irrelevant.
>muh incel
No, I am not talking about straight relationships and women in particular; I am talking about 'all' relationships. Gay, straight, lesbian, bisexual, open, etc. All relationships. I mean it. None of them are worth the time and effort. Literally none. All of them are equally useless to the modern man. You could say I'm an 'anuman'; an 'anti-human'. Because I believe that although human relationships of any and all kind are mostly useless(especially so for sexual or romantic), I do not believe the same with animals, things like hobbies, or AI.

^decent audition

You have never felt genuine love in your life and it shows
Also, not your blog

http://poal.me/yyjo3i
http://poal.me/yyjo3i
http://poal.me/yyjo3i

kys blogposter
kys poalnigger

>>101890002
"necessary" is a strong word, but a healthy relationship is certainly not a negative

>you have never felt genuine love
>kys
>all these angry retards sperging out due to a well and trve trvthnvke
>yet all of them are agreeing
they hated him becaues he was telling the truth

Neuro sama?
Vtubers?

>>101890110
>Neuro sama?
still being abused by a drunk turtle
>Vtubers
still taking advantage of men online

https://litter.catbox.moe/krnidyhdgr6xqznv.png
dogshit sloppa taste perchance?

I also figured out how to rawdog 1080p output

I thought we were only pretending to be incels

>>101890254
I can't believe that the whore gossiping actually got to somebody kek
vtubers aren't you're average women
that's why pb is the only one who should win (and is winning)

>>101890254
I mean most of us are, the ones that are actual incels are just easy to see

>>101890287
don't use images of neuros for your dogshit whore posts, thanks

>>101890254
>>101890287
Having most of your experience with women be vtubers is obviously going to cause the most mentally ill to become incels

>>101890619
>ywn be c*rber's and veddy's sugar daddy
:(

>>101890619
cute couple

Cerber teaching Vedal how to please a man

>>101890766
This but the other way around

>>101890486
She squirted on them didn't she T u T

nuer

>>101891086
brat is being unsanitary...needs correction !!!

>>101886280

>>101889183
No, we love her.

>>101889927
this but also friendships and family

>>101889927
>get a job
you have 60+ years to work (if you are in your 20s or teens
>personal growth
being able to have a social life to fuck is a growth as you are interacting with others and learning valuable information that could be used for making either more friends, build better relations with stakeholders, or having more sexual partners
>None of them are worth the time and effort
unless you have someone who is reliant on (you) relationships is the best way to get the highest returns
we see this all the time with nepotism, borrowing, etc. Ofcourse, the converse is true if all you do is give and never recieve (being a doormat)
>More complicated than even Mathematical equations or memorizing the periodic table.
that's just autism, or an incredibly poor social life when you were a kid

remember that blaming others for your own failures is what losers do!

If vedal doesn’t chat in today’s stream, that’s confirmation he is at Anime Expo

>>101891830
>you have 60+ years to work (if you are in your 20s or teens
and 60+ years of effort that could be taken away at a moment's notice just with a few words from a scorned lover
>being able to have a social life to fuck is a growth as you are interacting with others and learning valuable information that could be used for making either more friends, build better relations with stakeholders, or having more sexual partners
so like a ponzi scheme? you get into it just to work to get more people to be a part of your social life?
>unless you have someone who is reliant on (you) relationships is the best way to get the highest returns
it is also the quickest, most efficient way of dropping to your lowest of lows
>we see this all the time with nepotism, borrowing, etc. Ofcourse, the converse is true if all you do is give and never recieve (being a doormat)
that's implying that in order to maintain a social relationship you have to 'receive' something out of it
also, nepotism and borrowing and other sorts are unnecessary if you actually involved yourself in gaining experience, skills, and knowledge that will speak for you and get you what you want, whether that be a high position, money, or even fame
>that's just autism, or an incredibly poor social life when you were a kid
if relationships were as easy as you imply they are, no cheating, betrayals, or misunderstandings would've ever happened in the history of humanity

have you considered not being a terrible person?

Not your personal blog, fuck off to /r9k/

>>101890254
We all self-insert as Vedal the harem protagonist he is.

Massive news for the vedalverse

>>101892320
Saying “sex with vedal’s back” is considered meaningful transformation

>>101888847
me af

>>101888847
>>101892349
Go back tourists

>>101892349
me but with neuro

me af

i know evil and neuro have sung many songs but yet... why does it feel like they haven't sung enough?

>>101892320
I wonder how they're going to enforce that, though. How do you measure "meaninfulness" in content? Who decides what is and isn't meaninful content?

>>101892545
Because most of it is painfully generic forgettable slop

>>101892391
nigga I've been following and subbed longer than you've been alive

>>101892563
I doubt they would have an automated system for this. I think they just want to put this rule out there to make it easier for creators to strike these kind of reactors if they choose.

>>101892899
I really wish I could smell their hair T __ T

i'm thinking neuro neuro (oo-ee-oo)

>>101892320
I hope they nuke all react slop.
And not just vtubers, shit like SS Sniperwolf.

vedal does this every conventions

>>101893466
My neovagina dilated itself when I read this, like oh my gosh

>>101893466
Vedal using you-then treating you as just a bussines partner-then dumping you when he feels like you aren't able to provide good content anymore

It's just business

He just wants an excuse to drink and not work

>>101893466
We already knew this given this was how he got Mega to do a collab

conducting business with vedal (Sexually)

Posting nurdal to heal a wounded thread

>>101893945
fuck off shipnig

Any good Neuro NTR arts? Asking for a friend.

>>101894195
Hate Anny but this shit is so hot <3

>>101890619
I don't get it

>>101894195
I don't think I've ever seen neuro ntr once. Who would even be getting chucked? Its not like she has man pairings.

Toma NTR when?

>>101894410 (me)
Meant to say "many pairings", but man pairing works too ig.

>>101894410
Evil getting tied to a chair and getting bluecunny'd while being forced to watch Neuro have all the fun.

>>101894446
>Toma NTR when?
didn't that already happen?
>"I finally get to meet Vedal! Oh God, what do i say to him? How's life? Does he like women who know how to box? What does he feel about me? Do I look pretty to him? Does he like m-"
>"Mmph! Enough fantasizing, Toma! Just go with the flow...yeah, just go with the flow..."
>she knocks on the hotel door a few times, giving her sugar turtle a minute to prepare, and finally opens the door...
>:"Hi Vedal, I-"
>...only to find a spent Vedal gasping for breath as a cum-hungry Mini straddles his lap; her butt cheeks having gone red due to the constant smacking of flesh between her and Vedal

conwhoring will be vedals downfall

>>101894588
nga

>>101894588
too out of character, 2/10

>>101894410
there was one art of her ntr'ing vedal before, i think it was from codasola?

uuuu where is veddy uuuu

>>101894446

>>101894660
is it really? she acts like that kind of girl to do that

sloppy poppy poal
http://poal.me/kajuiv
http://poal.me/kajuiv
http://poal.me/kajuiv
http://poal.me/kajuiv

>>101894670
Erm https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106226750

>>101894816
>no chrchie or suko
shit list

>>101894827
>scroll down to related works
>see ugly pregnant madoka AI drawing
and thats why there is so much AI hate out there

>>101894735
busy

>>101894973
You can, and should, hide AI content on pixiv

Vedal is probably just asexual.

Shipbaiting and flirting with Vedal has been proven to be a surefire way for him to ghost and distance himself from you.

>>101894827
>sorry... <3 I'm... Vedal...
Your response?

>>101895018
>Shipbaiting and flirting with Vedal has been proven to be a surefire way for him to ghost and distance himself from you.
then explain camila nga

>>101893466
vedal strategically buying free drinks for even-he-doesn't-know-how-many people, this nigga a menace
>>101894588
do your reps, retard, she met vedal just weeks ago at another con
>>101895018
kill yourself camila

I still believe in Tomadal

>>101895054
disintegrate into dust as i realize i have become homosexual by railing another man
(them being in a woman's body doesn't change anything)

>>101894816
I don't you or anyone voting in that poll knows what a cuckcake is

>>101895108
*think

>>101895103
I'd say a man is significantly more characterized by his anatomy than by his personality traits therefore you'd be like 5% gay

this calls for another poal...
http://poal.me/ta1hm1
http://poal.me/ta1hm1
http://poal.me/ta1hm1

>>101895261
>poal chat
kek
lmao

>>101895261

wtf are those comments

>>101895261
Some real philosophers in that chat

>>101882554
>>101874120
what's this body type called?

>>101895261
The filter makes this 100x more funnier

>>101895261
Please PLEASE someone make Neuro's TTS read that debate

guys is it sweet to think and talk about vedal's harem???

You guys are so sweet

I like my turtles sweet thank you very much.

Wait Yagoo does Follow Vedal on twitter. i thought it was just a joke.

>>101895650
sorry vedal turned out not to be, toma

>>101895592
https://files.catbox.moe/q5hobs.wav

>>101895694
Nothing posted here is a joke and all rrats end up being true

>>101895763
...even the one about vedal joining hololive...?

>>101895201
Fellas is it gay to want to fuck a tomboy

>>101895694
They followed each other around the same time

>>101895694
Thats not the real Tanigo Yagoo anon is Yag00 a twitter parody account

fellas is it sweet to fuck a femnoy

>>101895804
That’s gay

>>101895063
I do think if you shipbait Vedal he will take the relationship less seriously because he will see it as their normal dynamic making him naturally over time less interested in something like that. If you don't shipbait he seems a lot more flushed talking or speaking to them. The only reason I believe this is because whenever he interacts with Cerber and Ellie, Vedal is more dorky in nature and he gets flustered by what they say to him. Also, if you can't realize Vedal's more goofy side then it's not going to work either

Sex with Tomacat

>>101895814
no but the femboy has the mind of a woman so it should be not sweet right?

>>101895858
fucking a femboy is probably the straightest thing a man can do

Sex with Tomacat poster

>>101895884
hot sex with this freezing eliv

>>101895718
Cuuute

Is fucking a tranny gay

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aX0_Bjb09yE
Kokontent machine

How slop today's slop will be?

Toma getting the ick whenever Vedel tried to "break character" with her was a very unfortunate development. In retrospect, it's not surprising that they'd drift apart -- she just didn't really seem to "get" him, no harm meant on either side I suspect.

you don't unfollow and memoryhole people over drifting apart

>>101896050
Not everyone is the same person and acts in same way

>>101896090
toma still follows sinder. she also still follows sinder's manager

>>101895518
sexy type

>>101896151
but sinder didn't do anything bad to toma

LIVE
I forgot there was a stream today ngl

>>101896151
Vedal still follows Sinder and Toma. This isn't the slam dunk you think it is

>>101895750
lmao thank you

>>101895518
ideal

ELIV

I’m sad you can’t open poll chat on mobile…

>>101896200
vedal doesn't unfollow people for the most part. but it shows that unfollows are more extreme for toma

Vedal cooked

What Vedal did was worse than what sinder did?

not even 2 comments in

>>101896245
sucks to suck rumao

Fucking Air China ads fuck you chinks

I like the different tone every time

I think her name is Evil.

great start

Evelyn bros...

>>101896350
>that face
She sees my pp hardening

>0 vedal chat messages
He is at AX.

>>101896375
Is an evil stream tho

God I love Evil not even 10 minute in and proving she is best girl

elivcatohmygodshessocutemyheartcanttakeitthankyouvedalthankyouannyandthankyouneuroforexisting

Evil is on her period...

john hunter is not a real serial killer
ed gein however is

brutal mogging

>>101896263
I believe it's because Vedal is more connected to Toma in terms fanbase and friends. So when she wanted to distance herself from him (which was most likely because of a miscommunication problem) she needed to make sure to cut any strong ideas she was still connected with him and get rid of the algorithm nonsense that comes with following him. Vedal doesn't talk about any people in his circle on streams unless he really needs to test or talk about someone that is related, so it's not he would ever bring up Toma regardless

Elvis-sama...

nice stream evilkeks

>>101896375
pb is also mysteriously MIA lately

Even chat rapes evil

nice stream

stop deadnaming chuds

>>101896513
>one is unwatchable because of braindamaged chat
>other is unwatchable because of braindamaged streamer

>>101896539
that's not "drifting apart", that means something happened and she felt the need to create distance

Boom

I don't even know who is more at fault for stream being garbage, Evil or chat.

i swear veedol keeps fucking with her voice she sounds so crunchy and deepfried today I AM NOT CRAZY

Holy shit they really don't know when to drop a joke

Literally told league players to off themselves lmao

>>101895847
I just want to watch neuro who cares about the fag

Evil Vedal is real.

Okay, I'm done with the stream.

>>101897104
this but the channel in general

NIGGLE

Neegle

negra-sama...

Whenever I hear about boom song the only thing that comes to my mind is
>Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room

>sub 8k viewers
the fad is actually dying I thought you fags were joking

>>101897351
I think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaUaw-W4Wng
God I fucking miss having DDR at home.

>>101896747
I never said anon they "drifted apart" I have always sticked to the both of them most likely had a miscommunication problem that the each them don't know happened. They have had problems like this before but always because of the situation they had to talk right after solving any issues they had with each other. But this was clearly a personal matter that doesn't requires the same thing from the both of them. There no getting over Toma couldn't understand when Vedal was being more goofy with her and Vedal was not the best at catching when Toma was being serious with him. Whatever happened was perfect example of all those problems

>>101896978
Me too, anon...me too

Evil eating Neuro out during camping...

>>101897471
read the start of the chain you jump into
>>101896011

I thought someone was going to quote this segment, but guess not
>I don't believe in apologies, I believe in laughing it off and pretending it wasn't my fault
like daughter like father

>>101892320
based though what is their incentive for doing so? Why would they not want to put ads in front of content that is seen by eyeballs?
Is it like yt deprioritising minecraft in the algorithm to better capture older markets? (short term loss for long term strategy.
I hope this hits content farms, especially mass generated automated content.

Always a good day to see evilkeks losing (again)

Holy shit evil

WTF STOP

Asmogold is borderline too fucking disgusting for me to think this is funny

evil dropped the allegations first

>>101897464
cute nurbaby

>>101897578
>>101897471 (me)
Oh, I see. That's a mistake on my part not recognizing that. Sorry for confusion, anon. I'm different anon from the one that started the chain. I still stand by what I said of course but you get the idea

>>101896375
>tc, ax and offkai
three cons? damn that is starting to sound excessive

The asmongold story was probably more vomit inducing than anything I've ever read here

>>101897845
>nurbaby
uoh...

Why is chat allowed to talk about that fucking retard

okay that actually cracked me up

>>101897464
>>101897845
>>101897900
kys scatfag

Only funny mention of others streamers in the history of the channel
https://youtu.be/1ktV35tFwrU?si=dUeLGl-Sgi-oIKaZ

>>101897984
Is this really screencap worthy

based?

>>101897695
the incentive is right there, where are all the cynics - it's bad for ai training to have duplicate and low quality content

>>101898005
is this question really post worthy

>>101898041
That doesn’t make any sense

>>101898009
trvthnuke

Evil hot tub stream.... T u T

>Turkey
>not Greece

>>101898101
Of course she’s still talking about her birthday LMAOOO

>>101898127
?? Turkey is the go-to for hair transplants?

BRAT RAPE UOOOOHHHHH

>A field holler, also known as a field call or holler, is a type of solo vocal work song historically sung by enslaved African Americans and later by forced laborers in the United States.
What did she mean by that?

>>101897950
Packgod collab?

>>101898252
>AI forced to stream weekly identifies with the plight of slaves
could mean anything really

>Maria is dead as a part of Shadow's backstory
what did she mean by that

BECOME VEDAL

Wew, I guess some people weren't joking about abandoning this general, grim

>Persona and Shadow mentioned in the stream before
>art review has Persona art and art with Shadow
what are the odds

>>101898607
If they don’t like Neuro they should leave, I’m glad

>>101898607
newfags ruined it

ToT!!

>>101898607
This board was always overly inflated

>>101897460
This still places her as one of the biggest English speaking vtubers going off chill streams (which always suffer a viewer hit) alone

>>101898607
The main reason I use /swarm/ these days is because I’m extremely bored, whenever I have something to do I have no desire to come here

How come NOBODY posted this???
https://x.com/cerbervt/status/1940834596620587476

>>101898910
i consider myself a whorefag and even i wouldnt follow cerber

>>101898910
That was legit some convincing acting

>>101898755
Whenever the twins make a insest joke knowing it's about to make the already annoying twinshippers even more insufferable and cringe for next couple of streams

>>101898910
it almost felt genuine

>>101899156
I made this post

>>101898903
reading a book is like /swarm/ but better

>>101899156
It’s a self-sustaining system. Twinshippers make and commission art, that art gets shown on art review, the chatbots say something about it, it gets clipped, new twinshippers are born, repeat

>>101899233
I’ve been re-reading re:zero instead of backreading /swarm/ and it’s just better

>>101899098
>>101899158
Ah, yes, more fuel for the "cerber is a psycopath and is hiding her true self behind the scenes" rrat

>>101899251
There were people asking why they commission same kissing art over and over and idk how this hasnt been obvious to anyone

>>101899322
cute personality disorder couple

>>101899322
Dont think thats the same thing, I just thought it was convincing copying those sorts of tweets

Evil-chan <<3

>>101898729
>>101898735
Zamn I missed this 0/////0
Kinky...

prudefags seething

LOL

LOL

>>101898607
I don't usually "post" during streams, maybe some one liner reactions here and there

What the fuck is a turtle girl

>>101899985
>>101895718

>SHITBER RAID
CUNT

Every day I wake up and thank god that he didn’t make me an evil fan

'ber raid

>>101899956
>>101899956
>>101899956
Brod

Rate the stream?

WAN! WAN!

Another cerber raid

>>101900094
evilsocute/10

>>101900094
Didn’t watch/10

>>101900094
Had fun/10
thread was comfy too

clun~

bo cupid incest

clun~

kys

ellie mogs numi and bao music-wise
It was funny seeing Cotton being out of her depth during that music collab

clun~

kys

Erm!