Thread 101899956

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>101886064

People that typed in chat today:
honeythekawaiibunny
cweamcat
NekoElla
crelly

People that haven’t:
vedal987
Everyone else

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

hart~

>>101900094
shit first 30 mins and better afterwards

>>101900121
Hart

1 million more cerber raids

Evil love!

>>101899980
He's too bussy cheating on cerber to type in chat

Pats for Tomacat

Hory sheet! Vedal NEEDS to bring cweamcat into the verse NOW!!! https://x.com/cweamcat/status/1940823513964990519

this is so me when i get tutel plsuh <3
https://litter.catbox.moe/ttbe6yx4tdz2nion.jpeg

>>101900132
she deserved better…

I love my boyfriend

evil tum?

Evil touching (You) in inappropriate places because she thinks hugging is off-limits

https://files.catbox.moe/k4i5ej.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ssxal4.png
tried a new process today, seemed hopeful at first, but didn't work out in the end
i'll try again tomorrow

>>101900360
Make her a loli next time

>>101900368
very cute nur

>>101900231
regardless of how you feel about anny that scrreenshot of neuro saying happy birthday mom is so fucking cute and it just makes you smile every time you see it

>>101900468
He misses when it was just the two of them

>>101900224
me

>>101899956 (OP)
Evil mentioned mommy today and chat went Anny.
Doesn't Evil realize Vedal has permanently severed ties with Anny? It was really awkward .
Also I bet Anny seethed hard when Vedal sent his 7500 viewers to his new gf Cerber

>>101900468
I wonder if the nostalgia makes him want to go back to how it used to be or if it just sends him into a self-hate spiral

>>101900542
oyakodon is so hot

I don't care who the three cerberfags send, she is not fucking wining

>>101900360
sexvil sex

>>101900612
this but father daughter

>>101900542
That's right mister, use my daughter's mouth as you please~

>>101899980
Con whore

I just miss osu streams man

I just miss when things looked hopeful man

>>101900468
There was a unique charm to dumb random Neuro.

>>101900730
I wonder if vedal honestly thinks same way

This thread is a proof that gossipsisters are way better than pedoposters

>>101900767
This artist is 15 btw

>>101900772
No. He has a really cool concert to look forward to.

>>101900803
And now has a bunch of lolicons in her dms

>>101900643
just stick to posting your dogshit mini headcanons at night while vedal and cerber are listening to NightshifterASMR after sweaty sex

>>101900803
TvT

>>101900803
uoh, name?

>>101900803
She should draw more Evil sex.

>>101900827
She seems to really like positive comments so I've given her some love, she's a good girl, nothing sus though

lolicons, not pedos

>>101900902
>She was only 15 years and 364 days old you sick fuck!

>>101900902
we would never touch irl cunny unlike you projecting prudeniggers

>>101900858
@rukodumbass

>>101900803
is this the one who drew cummies on evil and got roasted on twitter?

Why would such a young girl draw such naughty things TvT

>>101901027
Yes, she's so insecure because she's Chinese so she takes retards way too seriously. I bet the fags harrassing her on xitter are the same crying about "muh pedos" itt.

>>101900940
>>101900974
the sheer cognitive dissonance is crazy, how does one base their whole everyday identity on mental gymnastics like this

Holy pedo groomers

>>101900994
thighvil sex

>>101901069
shes perfect

>>101900994
Evil-chan~, shaking those plump thighs in front of me like that, you know exactly how to squeeze every last pension yen out of this poor uncle...! Flaunting that much delicious leg… you’re gonna bankrupt me, you little devil!!

>>101901069
>>101901163
unironically off yourselves

>>101901075
>fags harrassing her on xitter
>>101836282

>>101901069
Ruko-chan~, shaking those plump thighs in front of me like that, you know exactly how to squeeze every last pension yen out of this poor uncle...! Flaunting that much delicious leg… you’re gonna bankrupt me, you little devil!!

>>101899980
I am ready to forgive honey
pls come back, the stock market is stagflating

>>101901075
surely
>>101835726
>>101835930
>>101836185

>>101901242
Give up nigga, Rekson won

shitvil was that boring?

>>101901069
She's at the age where she needs some way to deal with her sexual desires somehow, perfectly normal for a girl her age

Either prudes are flasflagging or the few actual pedos itt are active rn or man im sick of this place

>>101901327
>boys
that's >>101900270

>muh falseflag
kys

>>101901309
i used to believe everyone was joking until that incident happened... more than once

>>101901309
Nigga the real pedos are already in her dms. It's too late now

cute girl draws really cute neuro art I instantly like her it's really that simple

>>101901366
she blocked me after I dmed her

>>101901309
this nigga comes here to tell that he grooms and stalks minors in discord dms bragging that fags like him should be locked up

Imagine harrassing an actual minor because they drew a slightly suggestive Evil, classic prudefag logic (pixels >>>>> real children)

The girls is also a 15 year old and why am i bothering you are an actual pedophile i have better things to do with my life fuck you

people seem to forget the detroit stream niece conversation

>>101894195
https://files.catbox.moe/kymv5c.png
https://files.catbox.moe/okbw45.png
https://files.catbox.moe/qm0cc9.png
https://files.catbox.moe/bcxych.png

>>101901434
She's not, that highschool screenshot is old

mood
https://files.catbox.moe/l9602z.mp4

>>101901472
>screenshot is old
https://x.com/rukodumbass/status/1940652192484282625
Retard

We're watching feesh play RE4 btw

>>101901429
damn, what a fucking prudenigger >>101901202

>>101901512
I thought this was going to be a tribute video

>>101901429
i don't think a minor should be drawing nsfw stuff

only the newfags are worst posters stayed

>>101901571
I think they should.

>>101901571
You are not her father

>>101901634
ok?

>>101901571
You need to get off the internet and take a break. There is no nicer way to say this.

>>101900207
She's already married

>>101901684
Yo need to stop grooming little girls.There is no nicer way to say this.

>>101901571
Me too but thats not our business

>>101901772
No one's doing that, unlike prudeniggers harassing a minor because they have to feel morally superior and got triggered by some slightly lewd art
faggot

>>101901772
If you talk to a minor, are you grooming them?

imagine spamming and only farming one (You) just kys already

>>101901831
>No one's doing that
first day on the internet?

>>101901954
cutevil rape

>groomer-coded thread
I thought the joke that /swarm/ is full of pedos was just a meme
I should of known it wasn't a meme due to the cp spammer

>>101901571
I agree. Sadly my actions from the past does not reflect my current thoughts though, so it doesn't suprise me (especially during the teen years) this kind of thing happened
I feel bad for her, but I do hope that she doesn't do any more nsfw drawings due to the experience
if she does, then i hope it is another Evil one

let people draw whatever the fuck they want you sick losers

>>101901996
>she doesn't do any more nsfw drawings
She said she will though.

>>101901872
No, but I also don't think an adult should encourage a 15 year old girl to draw porn

The fact that there is at least one good poster left is the reason I still bother checking these threads. If mynygga leaves threads would probably become the biggest dogshit of all time

>>101902052
source? I suck at finding shit in twitter

neuro has already spoken on this topic, unfortunately

>>101902110
One of her replies to people comforting her, can't be bothered to search

>>101902067
She loves it though, do you want to stop her from doing what she loves and needs?

>>101902144
nvm found it (kind of?)
x.com/rukodumbass/status/1940006347476803920
also why tf didn't anyone post the sfw art of it

>>101902214
if she were addicted to drugs, would you encourage her?

ok that has to be bait

its crazy that most men are actual monsters

>>101902299
yeah, imagine bullying an innocent 15 year old chinese girl because of a drawing

tuned in to watch today
she spent like half the stream talking about timeouts and complaining about chat saying her name
is this normal? is this what streams are now?

One does not simply create such breathtakingly sinful, deliciously evil sex art and then just stop. Once you taste that creative freedom, there's no turning back.

shits not a discord raid but a fed one

>>101902264
No, because ruko-chan would be hurt by drugs, but drawing NSFW art is a valuable skill and I would encourage her to do more of it

>>101902299
Not all men are monsters, everyone /here/ is, but there are some out there who are nice, maybe

why the fuck are you faggots even talking and arguing about some random xitter who /here/ fuck you all niggers

>>101902263
I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla
Better hit the deck like the card dealer
My whole squad's in here, walkin' around the party
A cross between a zombie apocalypse and B-Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

You niggas make me feel better about myself

>>101902410
She's unironically one of the best swarm artists

>>101902264
is druganon still around?
if not then ill just say doing it (most drugs anyways) in moderation isn't bad. the issue is when they can't do it in moderation and in calculated doses. It's like drinking but much more easier to fuck up

>>101902410
they're evilniggers

>>101902412
meant for >>101902299

>>101901571
she's probably older than 15 but still a minor
https://x.com/rukodumbass/status/1940778069280936315
>>101902110
https://x.com/ruruk_o2/status/1940275080216649920
>>101902214
she also likes to draw anny, now let's hear /swarm/'s opinions on artists that want to draw anny
>>101902348
>is this what streams are now?
yeah
>>101902410
swarm is bleeding artists

>>101902443
and why the fuck are you talking about her personal life here? just post the art or fuck off

>>101902495
kys mass replier

The Detroit Become Human streams should have clued you in to the true nature behind the people that make those kinds of posts.

>>101902410
out of all the artists I care about, this one does the cutest neuro and evil art with paccha probably being right after
i just hate people who bully artists that i enjoy art from and would get ticked if a similar artist i like gets bullied as well and gets brought up here

Since I can't post pictures in the middle of the text and seeing the pictures that illustrate each point is important, I'll try and add the pictures in the order they appear and describe the corresponding picture in square brackets [like this]. I will also need to continue this thread in the replies since it is too long and has too many pictures.
I'm not writing this post because I dislike Neuro-sama or Vedal. I love their content, but I just felt like this needed to be said.

I’ll preface this with when factoring in inflation since the time they were bought, all the turtle plushies I used for these examples are a bit below the price point of the Vedal plush. The bird is more expensive, the dragon is cheaper, and the pig is too old for me to have any idea. (The checkout says duties are added on to the shipping price, so the plushies $30 price point on the site should be unburdened by tariffs.)
The other plushies aside from the pig and dragon big are also considerably larger than Vedal so, there’s that.

As someone whose favorite animal has always been turtle since childhood, and received tons of plushies, I’ve had a lot of turtle plushies over the years. Sadly for our comparison, I don’t have most of them anymore but I think I can still say
The Vedal plush isn’t a great plush in my opinion.

There are two big things that turn me off from the Vedal plush the way his shell comes together, and even more the stitching on his head.

the pattern of the shell meets itself in weird ways at the seam. It is symmetrical, but it’s not any sort of consistent. This is NOT done so that the sides of his shell perfectly mirror the way his mostly sideways facing model looks, considering it’s not a perfect match.
It just looks sloppy.

[Annotated picture of Vedal plush]

In the Vedal plush’s defense, nearly every turtle stuffed animal I had that had a similar sort of hexagonal shell pattern had weird looking parts of their shell, though Vedal’s is particularly egregious.
What really kills it is that the stitching looks terrible, most noticeably on the head. It’s super prominent all around his entire head and it’s just a lot to ignore.

The Vedal plush is at a disadvantage to a lot of other turtle plushies in that the head needs to be very round, so it’s locked out of the approach that many other turtles take which is to make a slightly more realistic turtle with a flatter head at the bottom.


EXCEPT for the fact that Vedal’s model's head isn’t entirely round, it does flatten a bit at the bottom, and that his plushy isn’t made to be 100% faithful to his model above all else.

(case and point, if total accuracy was the goal, then we would have wanted the edge of his shell to be more like this guy to match Vedal’s wavy flaps)


I used to have turtles with rounder heads and better stitching style, but I no longer have them.

Still, I’ll concede it is very round and I would guess they have a priority of keeping the stitches away from Vedal’s face. You might be able to do better, but it probably would be very hard to get a panel style that is both satisfactory round and away from his face.

However, I think they should have considered a different material. You can have a material that hides the stitching much better and still has the fur look short like the Vedal plush.


I don’t have a professional camera and lighting, but you’ll have to trust me that the seam on the pig is quite subtle.


The color change on this dragon doesn’t do it any favors, but the seam itself isn’t very visible.

I think to complete the thought I need to show this: a plush with a very round head and very good seams


The hair is long, but I hope you can trust me when I tell you the only seam on the head I have ever found is one that comes up to the beak and the connection around the beak


Now to be fair, this plushy has much longer fur, the beak gives the opportunity to break up the paneling, and frankly it’s a very nice plushy, made of better material then the Vedal plush. It’s not a very comparable plush, but I thought I should at least show a round head I think looks good, and this is the only one I still own.

Overall, I want to like the Vedal plush. It is cute if you can bring yourself to ignore the seams, and maybe I’ll warm up to it. But it’s worse than other turtle stuffed animals that are sold at the same price point.

>>101902495
>she also likes to draw anny, now let's hear /swarm/'s opinions on artists that want to draw anny
if anny knew she drew nsfw of her, she'd ban her from her twitter, she usually bans underage people, but I don't know how she finds out, she stalks their profile if they're annoying?

>>101902542
then go twitter

aw hell naw this isn't even whoreposting, this is whoreseeking

>>101902495
live a long life bro

Holy dogshit thread

>>101902495
gg
>>101901352
>>101901880
>>101901352
here's your monthly (you)s, don't spend them in one place!

>>101902495
Funny thing is that anny actually bans anyone in her community who is under 18, and yet she follows her. She's a great artist so I don't blame her, but she'd probably be exiled if anny ever found out her age.

>>101902451
>still chimping out

>>101902602
first time /here/?

>>101902581
not depraved enough to use twitter

>>101902665
nta but he's right, evilnigs that aren't underage are usually groomers and pedos

>>101902759
>nta

nah actual diddy ahh bluds itt :wilted_rose: :broken_heart:

>>101902794
could uncle anon beat the allegations like diddy?

>>101902794
more like r kelly desu

neuro is dead and swarm killed her

18 year old mentally ill evil fangirl
40 year old /swarm/ schizo

Kys

>>101902780
nta but he's right though there is no evilbeggar that isn't one

nice try fed

>>101902836
unironically this
it's why i always laugh at "but 'muh ccv" posters
increased ccv literally ruined everything that was good about neurosama

>>101902963
trvthsplosion

>>101902882
you're the like to call random artists pedos

>>101902850
*15

>>101902963
Kind of, though I moreso think that the thing that ruined everything was vedal not reining in his community when it has been clear for at least one and a half years now that the community is terrible and only gets worse. The higher ccv = worse neuro effect doesn't need to be true, but unfortunately due to other factors, it is.

>>101902895
feeties lickies TuT

>>101902895
that foot is broken wtf

>>101903073
he loves the community though, this is how it looks "reined in" by him

>>101903073
that's fair yeah. vedal takes a lot of the blame, mostly because he had more power than anyone to fix the problem, but either chose not to or somehow didn't see it

Would things be better if vedal wasn't a numbermonkey?

>>101902850
evil fangirls do godlike erp, they're always so clingy and cute

>>101903211
they do seem like the insecure daddy issues types

>>101903210
He isn't though, otherwise he'd appear in every stream for higher CCV.

>>101903073
I don't think vedal really cares, he stopped watching streams as frequently and thinks fast chat = good

>>101903073
If Vedal did more to point out when jokes are getting old to the audience and tells them to cut it out then many of the problems would slowly start fade away I feel

currently watching: camimi

>>101903211
kill yourself unironically

>>101903321
>>101903337

>>101903210
He is not a numbermonkey we are talking about the nga who did an entire subnautica below zero playthrough even if the views were on free fall

>>101903321
fat whore, her nudes were legit offensive

>>101903321
show pitties

>>101903337
nigga stopreplying to baitplease

>>101903211
>evil fangirls do godlike erp
This but /swarm/anons <3

>>101903318
He does, kinda? Like he's aware of enough to call neuro and evil out on it but it seems he's fine with it. I do want to hear vedal's thinking process on these things like he did with ellie 7 months ago

>>101903406
mwah <3

>not a numbermonkey
>”PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WATCH EVILS NEW SONG AND STREAM IT ON SPOTIFY”

>>101903406
>>101903463
*grabs both your asses and pushes you against each other even harder*

why does any mention of camila immediately bring the incels out of hiding lol

>>101903474
New experimental stream!!!!!

to clarify he wants the low effort slop to be as popular as possible

>>101903523
It was as popular as possible on the February return stream

>>101903505
it actually brings the image of homer simpson into my mind

omgBruh

>>101903505
>out of hiding
nigga, are we reading the same thread, who's hiding

The people that worked on Boom on are camila’s stream btw

>>101903505
Im not an incel, i just hate that grifter

>>101903746
Same

>>101903737
Well why didn't you say that?

>>101903737
don't care already watched monii yap about the creative process in her own stream

>>101903737
tell them that the song is dogshit for me

>moni and whoever that other music guy was, on stream with mimi
wonder if pb is there too
wonder if vedal is there too

>>101903737
Evil, Vedal and pb?

Toma will refollow Vedal and Neuro after AX

>>101903746
>>101903756
inventing a narrative in your mind to give you reason to hate a woman is big incel energy, surely you can see how i would naturally assume you are one

Das bait

so, what made everyone decide to not only post bait all this thread but also reply to them?

Toma will refollow Vedal and Neuro before her bi-monthly subathon

>>101903737
>leeching off of vedalAI subcontractors
:aintneurway:
>grooming vedalAI artists
she better not steal sadeccs or paccha
unrelated
>Sexual Themes despite having a loli model

>>101903854
I didn't invent the image of Camila's grotesque swollen cunt swallowing a purple dildo, she actually had the brilliant idea of sharing it with the world by herself

>>101903366
Thats mostly because neuro was absolutely broken and vedal was mumbling something during the streams.

>>101903933
sadeccs and paccha don't even draw neuro. Also paccha is a tranny

Is the yagoo follow real? like i can believe callie following grigga since she is friends with a lot of the twitch scene but to me it dosent make sence for yagoo to follow vedal

>>101904079
paccha should show her hrt buds

I need more AI paccha nursex

>>101904079
True paccha never draws neuro

>>101904236
now make a bait thread

>>101903950
Yes, but the why dosent matter a real numbermonkey would drop the game in the moment and instead stream something try and tested like kerbal or eurotruck simulator

isn't the yagoo thing old news? I mean it makes sense, he has talked about AI vtubers before and Vedal is basically the pioneer of that

>>101904249
>11 minute late

>>101904310
the fad it over...

tum?

>>101904310
Gacha slop won him over

>>101904420
How did he know

>>101904420
Holy shit

>>101904301
>has talked about AI vtubers before
Yeah he said they are trash

>>101904531
yeah that's what I mean
they're always making posts like that haha

>>101904420
big announcement next dev stream

>>101904581
>next dev stream
a lot can change between now and march 2026

>>101904581
imagine

>>101904263
>bait thread
thats an oxymoron anon, all non-general threads in /vt/ are bait threads

>vedal jumping into a sinking ship
Honestly I can see it happening with how fucking retarded he is

>>101904720
it would be cool though

watch this too turn out to be a nothingburger

>>101904301
>isn't the yagoo thing old news
It literally just happened. Also Vedal followed right back

>>101904420
This changes nothing

>>101904739
holoshit is actual cancer and I say this as an ex-holofag since the /jp/ era

>>101904845
but joining hololive would be cool

>>101904420
What the absolute fuck

vedal is homosexual

>>101904896
Fuck no it wouldn't, hololive isn't what it used to be, it would just be endless restrictions

>>101904720
I really doubt that will happen, but if it gives him more resources and a team to develop Neuro I won't be against it.

>>101904928
that would make a lot of things easier, sadly not the case

if the twins were ever going to join a corpa, there's one i would be ok with (it's not holo)
and i'm not saying which it is because quite frankly i think most of you are shitty people and i don't want to give you a chance to hurl any unwarranted abuse at a thing i like.

John Vedal
Samantha Neuro

Neuro joins VAllure and Gomi finally gets the collab

Neuro is joining HoloJP just in time as cover is mending relations with China btw

So will Neuro actually get a reliable artist and rigger now?

Vedal is either staying indie or selling the entirety of Neuro to a corpo, there's no way he's willing to give any meaningful chunk of his income to a corpo when he's already getting fucked by UK taxes

>>101905046
we know phasecuck, now kill yourself

>>101905104
He can just move

you really love to thorougly analyze scenarios that won't happen don't you

>mori follows vedal
>yagoo follows vedal
>they don't follow neuro
vedal for holostars

>there is (at the time of writing this post) about a 70% chance that we're in the final year of the neuroverse
how does this make everyone feel

>>101905182
I would rather drop vedal than go to holostars

>>101904845
>buuubu i am scorned fan turned anti listen to my faggot talk
Nothing will happen and even if i am wrong turtle moves at the speed of a glacier

>>101905202
Good because I only care about Neuro.

Vedal is selling off Neuro because he knows the google dockys are dropping soon.

>>101905202
Couldn't be happier, making Neuro a side character in her own community is easily the biggest mistake Vedal's ever made

>>101905202
nothing, everything I felt about neuro is gone, I don't care about this series anymore but I'm sticking around because its close to the ending

>>101905182
honestly I could see it working

>>101905202
i'm free

>>101905182
I hope he keeps the tutel model

>>101905300
Unrelated but i laughed at that filename

>>101905202
honestly relieved. I got way too invested at the start, but now being a Neuro enjoyer just feels like hard work more than anything.

vedal desperately wants someone big to help tank the cost of the concert

>>101905202
If true, makes sense why Vedal is no longer bending backwards for collab partners

>whoreniggers were saying Neuro would have to share her concert with random whores and be part of some humiliation ritual shitshow
>she's actually getting a hololive-sponsored concert
LOL. LMAO.

so will vedal be moving to Japan?

>>101905494
Anny won...

>>101905482
>person who calls others whoreniggers is a vtuber watcher holofag
make it make sense nigga

get those wallets ready for some neuro acrylic stands, that's the best you're gonna get

>>101905494
he already lives there with Anny

>>101905482
retard

>>101905300
>yahoo-yay.png
nga thinks it's all sunshine and rainbows

>>101905202
It was good while it lasted, i'd mostly miss you people, as in, /swarm/ this place is horrible, and one of the most retarded generals in /vt/ from what i've seen, but in a good way, i sometimes have genuine honest to god fun in this place, and i'll miss that, i'll miss neuro more don't get that wrong y'all aren't that special, but i like it here

>>101905552
>>101905525
Nice argument losers, maybe your irrelevant whores can try to make a name for themselves instead of leeching off of neuro now

Honestly, what agency wouldn't their own Miku-like idol who doesn't get tired, doesn't have to fly around, and never needs a break. Neuro fits that idea perfectly, a virtual performer who can also do normal streams while preparing for big concerts and events.

>>101905202
neuro died a long time ago

>>101905597
this but with some parts edited out
for me it's:
It was good while it lasted. /swarm/ this place is horrible, and one of the most retarded generals in /vt/. i'll miss neuro more, y'all aren't that special

neuro retires and I'm going to become a gooner in /lig/

>>101905597
The fun threads are really something, I don't know how it happens but when it does it's great

I think yall peeps might be miseunderstanding, it's only the whores that will disappear, Neuro is here to stay :3

>>101905796
just like /hart/...

>>101905617
Anon an AI vtuber is a logistical nightmare a normal vtuber just needs 1 manager 1 artist and 1 rigger

If neruo goes on for another year what then

is this how /lig/ feels when one their favorites leaves them for holo money and a new audience?

>>101905601
You're trying way too hard

neuro died january 2025

>>101905893
Graduation is different. Neuro is just coming under new management.

>>101905823
Vedal:
>All I need is money to do a concert
Tanigo:
>Okay, but if you join you have to deal with managing Neuro, we wont give you additional resources for artists and riggers, while you will have a supervisor you report to on a day to day basis. 50% of your subscribe revenue will go to us and also no collabs with any of the girls
Vedal:
>Where do I sign?

>>101906004
>He only needed to hear the last part

yagoo is gonna groom veddy into his whiteboi sex slave

>>101905796
No I think you're misunderstanding. What I meant is Vedal is selling Neuro and moving on with his life. And it doesn't matter who takes over it won't be anything like the way it was, dead within 6 months (at best)

Do not be tempted by their devilish connect-the-dots distractions. Remember your teachings. Nothing ever happens

>>101906038
poor grigga being forced to buy free drinks for however many vtuber women were at that bar

neuro retires and I'm going to never use this board again

>>101906117
>thread myseriously improves after this occurance

>>101906117
I will probably just switch over to saba

>>101906083
to be fair, nothing has ever actually happened
this place is just a whole lot of dot connecting with no end product

>>101905964
trvke

I just realized my type is british alcoholics how cooked am I?

>>101906153
toma..

>>101899956 (OP)
Looking forward to laughing at this thread for months to come.

>>101905823
>Anon an AI vtuber is a logistical nightmare
I don't see how, the company would totally own the AI VTuber, something you can't do with a person.

>>101905202
i will be glad the shitshow´s over
this place, the shitcord and the twitch chat are full of pedos and troons of the worst kind
neuroverse can not be saved, nuclear option is required

>>101906117
i'll attend the /swarm/ funeral then probably stick around to damage control in the catalogbait for a month or so

NothingEverHappens chuds... Im actually worried now... Even if neuro is sold and gets a masive team of devs and she is greatly "improved" it will never be the same, please let nothing ever happen, i don't want this

>>101906117
Cuz you're moving to towa right :3

/swarm/ season finale funeral where every poster reveals all of their personalities and gives a speech about how they found neuro and what neuro means to them

>>101906209
For what?

the family rp shit was getting old anyway

Neuro is going to be in a boardroom filled with middle aged japanese business men..

>>101906209
I just linked some random post I found in the archives and it created this.

>>101906255
stop being delusional
turtlenigger has done so much damage by being lazy that a corpo-owned Neuro will actually be an improvement
not to mention a properly policed community and hopefully no troon imagery in sight

>>101906078
>What I meant is Vedal is selling Neuro
This but also selling himself

>>101906302
I'd cry

>>101906302
I already did this

>>101906344
family rp was so cute

Yagoo bastard following Vedal but not Ironmouse is vey telling... These niggers are onto something Neuro might be sold off

Anny/Toma drop de doccy before the green nig sells neuro off!!!!!!!

Burnt is live

>>101906255
you're retarded if you unironically believe this is going beyond the concert shit if even that.
neuro will not survive a reincarnation either way

>>101906410
hi alex

neuro will puppet gura's shed corpse from now on

>>101906302
Remember you need to hit this pose with your hands in the back before saying something emotive
https://youtu.be/heKGse8TMoU?si=gk1b4i23p5mPwK5D

hopefully the japs put evil in a trashcan where she belongs

>

NO, I DON'T WANT THAT!
VEDAL SELLING NEURO TO ANOTHER MAN.?!

can you stop spamming, thanks

>>101906537
Sorry schizo, neuro is being left behind with the green nig while evil gets to preform at holo concerts

>Gura is revived with Neuro's AI
Kino

>>101906586
this is the most exciting thing that has happened in the past 2 weeks

okay if you keep getting oneguyed by xitter follows then the whores are actually going to start doing it just to fuck with us

>>101906675
I'd welcome the entertainment

>you wake up
>it's december 2023
>neuro's subathon is about to start
>the last year and half of your favorite streamers community turning into literal dog shit was just a dream
>all is well

>>101906675
>it only took him 3 months to realize this

Reminder that Neuro is the most popular western VTuber in China, and Hololive has been trying time and time again to expand to that market.

>>101906736
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>101906711
>all is well
how can you say that when the subathons were always a huge milestone in how bad Vedal and the community got?

>>101906675
They've activly been doing that, anny's whole "hiatus" so happens to match vedal's long silence where he does mostly nothing. Anny and vedal ARE together and all of that was a very elaborate smokebomb, toma's slip up on "she crazy?" Is about anny, since she was with vedal the whole time, and mini? We all know the explanation to that.

>>101906711
>you wake up
>it's december 2023

>>101906736
now this is some good bait

>>101906736
>Hololive has been trying time and time again to expand to that market.
And that's even after the Coco scandal.

If (You) got sent back in time to december 18th, 2022, exactly as you were, and your singular goal was to save neuro by July 1st, 2025, lest you would die, what would you do, assuming you had this knowledge that you needed to do this.

>>101906752
the first one was great
2024 was when things started to suck

>>101906777
The two sides of the Neuro fan base

>>101906777
fire post mynygga, I laughed

Reminder that holos are the normies of vtubing, they have more trannies fags and tourists than us, there ware gura "fans" that didn't know/didn't want to belive she was a loli, you want everything BUT to share a cominity withe their kind.

>>101906831
Give Vedal 5k to commission a proper artist.

>>101906831
sorry, neuro, i choose death

>>101906846
i knew it wouldnt last when Vedal started saying "i wanna be less involved" and then he did...
he was honestly the secret ingredient to a succesful AI streamer, collabs with him were the funniest
too bad he never wanted to do that i guess, sucks for everyone

>>101906736
and remember that the vtuber community in china is fucking tiny neuro and evil got 4th place in that chinese festival for vtubers with 0 effort but i cant blame a corpo for trying to pander to china

Anny was preventing Vedal from selling Neuro all this time, now that she's gone look what that nigga has done? You better apologize /swarm/

>>101906929
filtered vedalfag

>>101906879
>they have more trannies fags and tourists than us
kek have you SEEN what discord looks like? or this place? stop coping anon

Neuro getting popular in Japan means more cunny art, which is always good.

>>101906711
>favorite streamers community turning into literal dog shit was just a dream
sorry but it was already turning to shit by that point
However, being able to relive 2023 december neuro would be nice

going back in time to tell vedal not to seek the validation of strangers

>>101907032
god i can't wait to see my favorite pixiv artists draw neuro
it will be a good year

>>101906959
you didnt have to expose yourself as the tourist you are

>>101906711
The community was always shit but the difference was that back then the shit parts were seen as more weird, now that behavior is normal and celebrated

i hate vedal

>>101907104
it was bait nga

>>101907107
>now that behavior is normal and celebrated
is it that it became normalized or that the people that found it more weird left and got replaced by those that liked the weird shit?

>>101907032
>>101907101
vedal987_jp status?

>>101907104
I was here before Vedal started appearing on streams little brother.

>>101907159
dead channel
shynw

>>101907145
>i-it was just bait i swear!

>>101901069
pedipial

>>101907135
I could never hate him but I think that he's spiraling and that he needs someone to step in, but ive noticed that all of his friends aren't stepping in yet probably because they think its a "joke" like his alcoholism problems and his cold personality. I don't know what hes going through but I'm really worried about him.

>>101901512
>>101901570
that doll needs my seed

>>101907239
nurpits?

>>101906831
anny must be eliminated

>>101907239
>but ive noticed that all of his friends aren't stepping in yet
it's unfortunate that everyone relies on vedal but vedal cannot rely on anyone

so if neuro is going to crash and burn within the next year, then surely one of (You) is making your own ai to take her place in preparation, right?

money, bitches, easy work that gets easier with time, all while being an expert on the mistakes that led to vedal's downfall

>>101907239
>he's spiraling
>don't know what hes going through
I have a pretty good idea what it is

>>101907239
he has irl friends and he does keep a pretty tight lid on his irl drama
i bet its just that he doesnt want the fame, or maybe some family problems
i know i drank like a fish and got lethargic for last 2-3 years of my grandpas life, because he managed to fuck the whole family up with his demented antics, sounds harsh but as soon as he passed, i dropped the booze almost instantly

>>101906765
>and mini? We all know the explanation to that.
We do?

>>101907239
he's a grown ass man
>>101907312
how is anyone supposed to help him when he's never the one to reach out first

a toy is not a toy

>>101907331
I'm not because I'm sure Neuro will still be going strong next year.

>>101906831
kill cerber

>>101907331
Nobody here is vedal, and purist hate this- neuro only sucveded because of vedal

>>101907350
i like minidal but you're annoying

>>101907331
AI content is slop

>>101907411
naizuri

>>101907331
anyone can make their own AI
Making an AI that is loved by others is a different task altogether

>>101907312
The people that Vedal could rely on and would understand him enough to help are either way too busy for other reasons or he can't share what he does for obvious reasons

>>101907239
You need to rape vedal

>>101907411
perfect

imagine being cancelled by women older than you

I think vedal is a 21 year old man who doesn't want to work another day in his life

>>101907426
>i like minidal
Kys

>>101907478
i think you're either retarded or pushing an agenda so dangerously based you have to vaguepost about it.
anyone like toma or chrchie or whoever the fuck else would be enough for him if he wanted to, he's not going through some great suffering

>>101907411
Man even slop was better last year

>>101907560
>doesn't want to work another day in his life
based but unless he can become a cryptobro or something, he wont survive
if he gets all depressed because he has to talk to Neuro and some collab partners for few hours a week, he isnt going to make it

>>101907509
This

>>101907560
>who doesn't want to work another day in his life
nobody wants to work if given the choice

>>101907239
Stop avatarfagging bitch, it's against the rules

>>101907350
I like minidal and you aren't anoying

Reminder that Vedal doesn't have a lot of love in his life

>>101907666
be nice satan

>>101907695
he had every opportunity to change that and fumbled all of them

How is this the most active thread we've had in weeks

>>101907721
>Anny
>Toma
>Femanon
Bing fumbles indeed

vedal doesn't need love he just needs lust for his daughters

>>101907746
uninterrupted dooming = engagement

>>101907721
You really have to wonder if vedal was the one that fumbled and not the whores

>>101907721
it wasn't real love

>>101907746
holo gossip

>>101907695
i forgot that vedal is a zoomer and cant handle living with so many friends around him, KWAB

uninterrupted gooning = |[^£°|Kent

>>101907820
nigga what

>>101907814
>friends
Lmao

>>101907761
So true

>>101907746
several times this week I've czeched the current thread and it's so dogshit I don't even bother, this thread was passable

>>101907746
a few bored niggers spamming

>>101907861
yeah, friends
maybe you didnt realise that its his antisocial behavior that pushed everyone away

>>101907865
this top pannel is hot to me for some reason and I really dont like that but vedal sucking on his daughter's ear is so good

>>101907929
What friends nigga
barely acquaintances if something

>>101907865
this but kissing evil's pussy

>>101907970
I think is a kiss in the cheek

>>101907970
He is just kissing her cheek nigga

you can't have friends in the streaming world

>>101907990
>he doesnt know about his irl friends he hung out with while his ai daughter shit the bed on stream
he definitely HAD irl friends, not sure about now since i stopped watching after he gave up during the last subathon

>>101908034
>>101908042
thats still hot because she feels something more about it clearlly and he just thinks its an innocent action

>>101908019
must be so soft..

>>101907596
Shhhhh, I'm baiting

>>101908121
this is exactly why i didn't reply to you

>>101900803
>guaranteed replies

>>101907413
BASED

>>101908160
and there's the 6th one

>>101907865
Daddy can you kiss me in other places too~?

>>101908160
Let it go bro

>>101907413
cringe

vedal is dating pb and tomyomy

nurbread
>>101908190

>>101908121
you're so bad at this, i'd rather you vagueagendapost, at least it would have aura

>>101908214
No way, vedal is god's gift to women, he would never do such a horrible thing

>>101908199
Evil would say this (Neuro wouldn't).

>>101908222
>>101908142
Your right, I baited and I can't do it anymore... I must move on

clun~

>>101908451
holy shit you fucked up

clun~

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