Here we go...

>>101961589 (OP)
TUMMY FUCKIN HORT

I'll admit I didn't think it would be this soon

>>101961589 (OP)
Hrm. Sounds like MS symptoms.

>>101961589 (OP)
Ha I fucking knew it. But damn I was gonna give her at least a month.

PROJECTS (no delivery)
HOUSE HUNTING
TUMMY HORT
CAPTURE CARD HORT
PC HORT
AM IN JAPAN (this means i can't stream btw)
TUMMY HORT
PC HORT
PROJECTS (no delivery)
GARLIC BREAD

>>101961589 (OP)
This just sounds like she's taking a day off to go sailing (and actually mentioning this on Twitter is more than she usually does when she doesn't stream)

>>101961589 (OP)
>fell for it again award

>>101961589 (OP)
the more things change, the more they stay the same

Gura... take it easy on the grog.

The 1min replies.. Shitposters just keep getting worse by the day.

FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD

>>101961589 (OP)
>posts about going to get groceries or w/e
>SEE SHE'LL NEVER STREAM AGAIN THAT'S IT THAT'S THE END
is the catalog okay

it's not secret that she has health problems. leave her alone.

>>101962288
This again?

>>101961589 (OP)
well, at least she's communicating.

>>101962288
>>101962327
Obsessive Penis Disorder

>>101962274
The catalog has never been okay, but it's been so much worse since the hack

>>101962288
iron lung moment

>>101961589 (OP)
Life is hard when you're a wamyn.

>>101962288
vaxxed?

>>101963026
i want you to die when i cough in your direction

>>101961943
You forgot CUNNY HORT

Are you schizos ok?
She said nothing about being sick or not streaming or anything like that.

>>101963363
>still no stream schedule
>her only tweet is about implying how she is busy
What else does this tweet mean if not "I'm not streaming today either."?

>>101963722
This is basically the same as her members post from last Sunday and she streamed that day

>>101962288
wanting pedophile money is not a disease

>>101963261
You'll die from myocarditis first

>>101962288
sorry it's my bad, i'm too big for her but she insists on taking it all and ends up in the hospital

>>101961589 (OP)
Merch = sold. Time to rest soon.

>>101961589 (OP)
I told you retards it would happen but everyone told me to stop being a bitch.

Still think the problem was Hololive and not these bitches just being lazy whores?

>>101963722
They'll tell themselves literally anything so they don't have to admit they were dooped again

Is this thread just one schizophrenic samefagging? What the fuck? Also
>Britcuck timezone
Of course

>>101961605
always that FUKKIN tummy!!

>>101962288
Fuck off. She does not, in fact, have fucking cancer. There's no excuse.

>>101964056
It's becoming increasingly pathetic just how in denial you guys are.

Face it man. She didn't change. It wasn't hololive. It wasn't mane-chan. It wasn't Mori. It wasn't illness hort. She is just lazy and manipulative and will bolt the second her paycheck is in. Stop falling for this and get some self respect instead of lashing out at everyone around you for picking up on something you refuse to accept.

>>101964368
Everyone is leaving holo for no reason whatsoever then.

To the woman behind the model:
Get yer tits out luv

>>101963722
>What else does this tweet mean
A clumsy woman went outside. That's it, that's what it means. If you're going to go schizo over it, I need it to be at least funny. You can never go wrong with pregnancy.

>>101964368
That's a lot of random brain damaged seethe, phasecuck. Jelly cucking you hurt that much? I thought y'all liked that stuff?

>>101961589 (OP)

>>101961589 (OP)
Fell for it again award

just be glad she's not allergic to gluten

>>101964368
Yagoo won't fuck you lil bro.

New phase yab deflection thread

Genuinely why do you care? get a hobby or something

>>101965421
what is it this time

>she streams
>"hehe, she'll give up tomorrow"
>she doesn't stream
>"see, I told you!"

>>101962288
nah fuck all the way off we have to deal with gura/saba fans being insufferable retards in literally every thread when she so much as manages to work up the strength to make a tweet, you get clowned on when the super obvious behavior pattern pops up.
What I'm saying is suck my dick, the shitposting will continue.

>>101965596
Calm down, phasecuck monkey. Go watch some blacked cuck porn you love.

>>101965649

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S NOT HER SAYING SHE ISN'T GOING TO STREAM
>3 and a half hours until her time slot
>still no stream scheduled
Copebros?

>>101965860
she streams every 2 days.

>>101962288
Lazy bonitist the bane of her existence

>>101965880
she doesn't have a schedule

Uh-oh, phasecuck melty

I think Saba antis and fans in /vt/ are all the same people.

>>101966086
>pippa is the only ugly one
lol

Is sailing a metaphor? Or does she take her boat out regularly?

Period time

>Followed B-chan on Twitter
>Still not following notMori
rrat bros... we're eating good!

>>101966086
>literal camwhores and whores with boyfriends
Phasecucks you live like this?

>>101961589 (OP)
No one is pointing out that she's copying Biboo's "in so clumsy I keep hurting myself" schtick?

>>101966626
That was her thing long before Bibot stole it, holotard.

>>101966626
>Biboo invented pon girls
Sasuga, pebblephile

>>101966411
>>101966618
They unironically look better than HoloEN though.

>>101961589 (OP)
>great day for sailing
So dumb shark/fish still can't swim. Got it

>>101966740
Only Lia and Tenma. Those are shit pictures of Lia btw, she's insanely cute (and flat)

>>101966740
Delusional phasecuck

>promised a Sunday members stream
>anyone thought she's gna stream today

>>101965649
I see anti-Phase posters bring this shit up constantly but virtually never actually see anything about it in their threads

Saba is the laziest fucking vtuber who somehow, some indescribable way, has the largest audience who are obsessed with giving her huge sums of money to do nothing. She's likely a multimillionaire for streaming a few hours a month. Unreal.

Does Gura have a yacht?

I mean saba

>>101966862
There's a video of Lumi getting blacked.

>>101966918
It took 70 posts for someone to openly admit that this thread is just about envy lmao

>>101967025
It's ALWAYS about envy

>>101966918
Jealousy is unbecoming, roasty.

>>101966740
>comparing on how a vtuber looks IRL, on the vtuber board
What are we doing, bros?

>>101961589 (OP)
Damn, I didn't know YouTube sent you your paychecks that fast.

>>101962288
This. Pretty sure Saba like Kobo and Michi is severally under weight.

>>101967713
kobo has a irl tiktok account were she sings her hololive songs. she has a fine weight and is quite cute. please don't do slander or libel.

>>101961589 (OP)
how will we blame hololive this time?

>>101967713
If all goes well Cover will continue their current trend of hiring corn fed chubbas like Rissa and Herb. Shove some Culver's in Nerissa's face hole and she's always good to go.

>>101968116
black company forced her to sign a contract that limits how often she can stream

>>101967845
Funny you mentioned that since she did show her weight on an irl stream and she weighs like 37kg

>>101966974
It's fucking hot too

>>101966974
>There's a video of Lumi getting blacked.
Post the link fag.

>>101966615
delaying follows is extended engagement bait, saba shifting her timeslot back shows intent of reconciliation with the new faces of holoEN master mori and apprentice biboo

>>101961589 (OP)
didn't she say she wasn't gonna stream on saturday, what is the purpose of this fliptard thread other than making me wish their underaged bride factory gets nuked

Chumcucks keep falling for it, why would she bother improving?

>>101969635
drama fagging of course anon its always drama fagging

Wait for more merch to be ready to drop otherwise she has no reason to stream

>>101963026
I always thought this space was filled with those stereotypical nerds doing nerdy hobbies. This, however, is making me question whether I'm correct

>>101962288
lmao you faggots never learn

>>101961589 (OP)
>tweets this
>tropical storm forms

>>101966626
>>101966661
Not comparable. Biboo is the type who gets up and laugh it off after hurting herself, Gura is the type who will take a 3 month hiatus because of that.

>all the chumfag cope in this thread

Unless Gura is actually sailing... (KEK) it sounds like RP for hort and thanks for the big paycheck from merch sales

>>101961589 (OP)
you fell for it

>>101963026
White woman in america. she double dosed on johnson & johnson in 2021 because it was medically confirmed to be 100% safe and effective and then followed up with four rounds of aztrazenica boosties in 2023 as recommended by the CDC

>>101961589 (OP)
please understand, she is getting doxed by kiwifarm right now...

>>101961589 (OP)
Friday AND Saturday off on her debut week? She's getting railed by her boyfriend

>>101967713
Gura's a fatty. She mentioned having stubby fingers and gaining weight not too long ago.

>>101961589 (OP)
>kiara live
>dooby/nimi concert
no shit she aint streaming today she's not gonna overlap her friends. on the otherhand shes perfectly happy to debut and release day 1 merch right before a certain 24 hour charity stream lol.

>>101976092
She annoys me but she didn't even overlap with the charity stream either

>>101976255
no not overlap, but she released merch right before the charity that potentially fucked up its numbers cause holy hell her merch sold a LOT

>>101975757
youre retarded AND an antivaxer? glad you arent reproducing any time soon.

>>101962274
i bet people here think she sits in her room all day long and doesnt do anything. they cant imagine a world where an adult woman has a life outside of their room and video games. sad virgin incel losers live on 4chan.

>>101962168
kek

>>101966411
she's average, not really ugly
>>101966740
lol lmao

She streamed twice in June and twice in July, it's over

She has a bad case of diarrhea

>>101976560
it's never even begun

>>101961589 (OP)
memberships are in, merch is out, time for a 6 month break

>>101961589 (OP)
>hungover
Got railed hard last night at the party I guess.

new person here, is tripping a lot a common thing? or is it just a …bit?

first saw it with biboo and now saba

and dropping random things is hella concerning to see in real life

>>101966918
>fans choose what they like.
So many corporations forget this.

>>101977950
you

should

stop

posting

like

this

newfag

>>101962288
Yeah, laziness can be a health problem.

>>101976301
>Sabotaging a charity stream because of petty grudges
Thats actually pretty evil

I wonder how many times he's samefagged so far.

>>101976301
>Sabotaging a charity stream because of petty grudges
Thats actually pretty based

>>101962557
This place is unironically only numberfags now. Notice how ever other thread now is literally just "OMG STACY GOT X AMOUNT OF VIEWS WHEN BECKY ONLY GOT Y"? Might as well rename the board /#/

>>101976543
She's got male patterned baldness and no teeth, if it weren't for phase she'd be your average trailer trash welfare queen with 5 kids by now

>>101976092
>>101976301
It's almost as if Saba didn't have a professional need to know about the timing of her friends' charity stream; and couldn't legally find out about the date until the general public did, at which point it was already far too late for her to change her own business contracts so that her merch drop wouldn't mog the charity stream (which, by the way, still got a respectable $200k)
It's also as if Calli and Biboo weren't willing to risk getting fired for breaking NDA by telling someone outside of Hololive about a then-upcoming charity event, and thus couldn't legally give Saba a heads-up to avoid the mogging

Unless the details were available internally for Holo EN members before Gura's graduation; and even then, Saba had her own NDAs which would have prevented her from telling Calli and Biboo the details about her then-upcoming debut merch drop, above and beyond implying that it would happen at all

>>101961589 (OP)
>mon-fri stream
>sat day off
>sun memba stream
Seems fair to me.

>>101961589 (OP)
this post aged like fine milk

>>101965365
>I ATE BREAD AGAIN

>>101961689
so she's not trying to be clumsy cute?
it'd be pretty sad if she was MS(13), that explains the loli

>>101962066
dont care, still best girl

>>101966927
its coms.
clear skies = no spooks
sailing = liberty to go out without being spotted
tripping/being clumsy = falling back on a vice

>>101964243
>There's no excuse
This post was made by a man complaining about the streaming frequency of a pretend loli.

>>101962288

>>101961589 (OP)
Thankfull her day ended well with her cameo at virtual vacation. It was a nice suprise to hear her voice at all, I didn't expect her to sing

>>101961589 (OP)
I've always thought, what's the use of wealth if can't enjoy it?
Hope she had a nice sailing trip. My oshi is enjoying the holidays like the rest of us.

>>101993346
>tummy hort
>doesn't know that females have all sorts of health issues, at best and mental issues at worst.
its called eve-ill, for an reason, anon.

>>101961589 (OP)
inb4 hand injury that doesn't let her stream

>>101961589 (OP)
Wow, didn't even last a month. And she still makes so much money..life isn't fair.

>>101962288
She's just pretending on the internet she's not actually ill with anything

>>101962288
Ironbros, this lazy whore is stealing our oshi's gimmick...

>>101961589 (OP)
You fucking idiots, she's not streaming today because she's watching the concert

>>101962288
That's right anti chuds, she has:
PoTS
Bipolar Disorder
Psychosis
Pica
Avoidant Personality Disorder
Imposter Syndrome
Lesbianism
Syncope
Oat allergy
Diabetus
Borderline personality disorder
Mythomania
Lead poisoning
Crohn's disease
Arthritis
Light sensitivity
ALS
Sociopathy
Halitosis
Anemic
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Incontinence
Cancer

Leave her alone and support her instead by buying her merch!

>>101988152
this is no place for level-headed and sensible analysis, anon, we're here to reeeee endlessly over minor disagreements about blind misconceptions

>>101997116
>no myasthenia gravis or fibromyalgia

admit it, anon, you've never known a chronically ill woman

>>101961689
That would be quite terrible because it makes you end up a cripple I have some serious MS trauma/scare from 10 years ago without an MRI I would have gone crazy by now

>>101964484
>Everyone
>5 people 5 years in

ogey

I've known saba for years and all I'll say is she got HepC from IV heroin use. She's moved onto tranq and it's rotting the ligaments in her legs which is why she keeps tripping and falling over. It's pretty fucking sad, we're all worried about her and her family and I have tried to send her to rehab but with the money she makes from streaming we can't do anything about it. Please pray for saba.

>>101962288
Then why every chumbud in existence seemed convinced that she would stream regularly now that she's an indie?

We know what we signed up for

>>101998243
>Then why every chumbud in existence seemed convinced that she would stream regularly now that she's an indie?
I haven't seen a single example of what you're talking about

>>101998115
Yeah for sure, MS is one of the worst things that can happen to you.

>>101962557
Havent your heard? /vt/ is the place to be if you are a anti.

>>101998795
Hating gura has been a thing before /vt/. /jp/ was doing it when all their oshis got surpassed sub wise. Got so assmad they were buying advertisements.

>>101998277
I have, they clearly where saying that a lot.

>>101999089
Bullshit. Everyone who knows Saba knows what to expect.

>>101964484
>Grift while paying Holo their cut
VS
>Grift and keep all the money
No brainer.

>>101963872
That was 5 years ago anon

>>101988214
>mon-fri stream

>>102001811
Reminder. Kronii has a complex about being rejected by Sally. Gura chose to leave her too for Fauna, Kronii is the common denominator.

>>102001635
Could have chosen to do this years ago, yet it happens after everyone mentions changes, curious

>>101998243
Chumkeks are just stuck on past hype and unable to move on despite being starved of any kind of decent content for years. They also suck at basic pattern recognition.
They are basically the Blizzdrones of vtubing. A sad existence.

>>101996238
she has a ranch full of kaniki that she milks regularly.
you know how you can do that too?
create a channel that provides content.

it doesn't need to be live, it doesn't need to be hours long, it can be pre-recorded and edited.
but it has to be content that will draw in and appeal to people.

it can be music, video, educational or analytical, but it has to provide something that others want to see.
you can monitize it through ads or direct endorcements or some corpo funding you.

i'd do the same, but when i start my body and mind goes, "no, fuck you, no easy way out for you, you have SELF AWARENESS, you must keep watch over the world", then i'm thrown back into the real world, where i can't make content.

i'm litterally that /ic/ meme of the dog asking to pet the dog and not knowing how to pet the dog

>>101962288
Self inflicted health problems, aka getting pregnant over and over again.

>>102003021
why are kani's like this?

>>102003224
Sorry that's my fault

>>102003224
>>102003501
its not your fault anon, i didn't wear condoms this time, so her being impregnated by me is wholly my fault (victory)

>>102003224
Condom broke

>>101962288
proof?

Are you fuckers really going to not let go of being mad at her now that she's indie?

Yoho kanicucks, stream today?

>>102006173
I'm not mad at her, on the contrary. Capitalizing on a very gullible and milkable fanbase by doing the bare minimum is something i can totally understand and respect.
That said, i will keep making fun of cumbuds because it's both funny and deserved.

>>101964858
>phase out of nowhere

I rest my case

>>101967025
>>101967102
>>101967128
Taking pride in the fact that you give large sums of money to someone who barely does anything is not a brag lol

>>102003021
Not a femoid so that strategy doesn't work.

Is it hard to enjoy streams and then watch something else when you're not watching your oshi?

>>102007198
sure it does.
women have the added benefit of being pleasing to the eyes, so you just need to upgrade your charisma.

charisma is what holds
but the content is who you are

great music remains in the minds of people, because of the content it holds, which usually taps into something that's eternal (heartbreak, triumph, defeat, etc)
visual art is the same way, the colors and talent is a means, but the content it's expressing is what holds over for centuries.
the same with literature and other fields.

its the eternal truths that you must express in your content.
everything else is just a road trip.
that's why artists can go months doing nothing important, then one day drop a single and everyone loses their minds, because in that single they expressed something that deeply resonates with everyone.

seek it out anon, delve into the depths and draw out your lot.

Sooo what happens with this thread now?

APOLOGIZE
RIGHT
NOW

>>102007563
we call on saba to grace us and sing an exclusive song just for us.

humiliation ritual thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6VfG9jfT3I

>streams

>>101999460
You somehow think chumbuds aren't in denial?

>>102007770
wat

>>102008664
Chinktino...

So part of her grift is pretending to have health problems?

>>102009662
She gets around that by having an unhealthy lifestyle that results in actual health problems.

>>101962288
It is indeed a secret.

>>101966849
shocked

>>102009705
To everyone?

>>101962288
The funniest thing is that she doesn't have health problems at all.

The funniest thing is that none of these health issues (even assuming they are real, which they aren't) doesn't justify canceling stream. Streaming is not difficult enough to require good health.
Maybe physically active streamers/ singing streams, kayfabe heavy streamers like fuwamoco. But that's it.

>>101961589 (OP)
That one anon who saw a tiny girl in a mask carrying a bunch of expo merch was probably right that it was Saba

Saba go live

Retarded nigger anti thread is obsolete already lmao

>>102010984
Fuwamoco's problem never was laziness, it's their fakeness and lack of talent

OP, how do you manage to keep going no matter how many times you embarrass the fuck out of yourself?

>>102010984
But without mental illness FWMC wouldn't even exist.

>>102007985
I'm yet to see a single example of chumbuds being confident she'll continue to stream regularly. That's all.

>>102010984
Putting up with people like you takes heroic effort actually. It's ostensibly being a kindergarten teacher for the world's most psychotic and undersocialised manchildren. It should be considered humanitarianism.

>>101961689
sounds like taking care of a BABY symptoms