https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1941618001381626086

>>101976612 (OP)
Fucking based. Holofags out

Remember that we went from Gura, Suisei and Pekora to Bijwho, and the other 2 are so irrelevant I forgot who they are

>>101977584
seethe sister
the tiny bit of regret i have about usaids shuttering is that a cure for your mental illness will never be found in time for you to live a non-rent free life

>>101976612 (OP)
>>101976750
>The stream promoting this event literally said do no bring pen lights
>being pen lights anyways
>"WTF!?! They made me go back to the car to put my penlight, why didn't anyone say anything!?!"
???

>>101976612 (OP)
Based. Those plastic toys can be sharpened into shivs

>>101977584
Cumbud spotted

>>101977764
And now hololive says pen lights are allowed

>>101977822
californians and their gibs LMAO

>>101976612 (OP)
Based. Holoshit and weebshit in general need to be kept away from tainting baseball.

>>101977744
You will be in the camps within 6 months.

>>101977932
I'm honestly tired of crossover slop in general. Nothing is sacred anymore.

>>101977822
How do you prove you had to dispose of your penlight? Couldn't anyone with a ticket say they had to and get whatever compensation?

>>101976612 (OP)
>>101976750
so this is post-gura hololive? YABE

Miss Runie, you forgot to assign homework!

>>101977984
nothing ever happens

I'd be mad if I had to throw away limited edition penlights due to a miscommunication. Hope they can make it right.

>>101978143
phasekek caught catalogposting again?

>>101977932
>>101978030
retards, they're embracing it. that's why they've been pushing ohtani as the face and making the LAD the team even people overseas watch.

Lol watch all these confiscated penlights show up on ebay in mass as used collectables for more than they cost initially

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY OVERPRICED PLASTIC SHIT!!!!!

>>101976612 (OP)
I tuned into the game but all it is is guys playing baseball. Where are my anime girls?

>>101978579
they'll be there
thep oint of these nights at the stadium are about connecting the community though
like, obviously, shiori and gigi won't be at the hololive club at USC but its still nice to meet other fans to talk about the hobby

>>101978579
They do little shows between innings and stuff

I love holo failure.
Normies will never accept you, just stay in your lane, you ruin it for the rest of us.

>>101978559
a pair penlights costs like 10$ max

>>101978804
Not to mention a lot of them are probably limited edition, honestly wouldn't blame anyone for digging theirs out of the trash

>>101978756
>>101978726
From the TV broadcast I can't even tell anything is different. I see a ton of people who clearly can't be hololive fans by their attire or demographics. Haven't seen any obvious hololive fan yet. I guess theyre all in the nosebleed section because they arent there for the game?

>Le sacred garden
>Performs in front of thousands of normies and expose vtubing to the worst kind of audience we could have

>>101978804
only if you're buying chinkshit. Holo branded ones are Lumica, which are $30 for plain ones

>>101976612 (OP)
Gura would never have allowed this to happen

>>101978950
I see just a swath of old boomers. They'll just take it as another sign of the end times that anime girls are part of the show and forget it by tomorrow

>fuck up the merch booths last year
>now fuck up this shit
dodgers staff are fucking retarded

>>101978156

>>101976612 (OP)
>fat nerd enters
>gets told no penlight by chad security
>"NONONOOOOOOOOOOO you dont understand i HAVE to wave around this plastic dildo for this hole!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!"
stay at home lil anime fags this is a mans world

Normal people and vtuber people just don't mix. vtuber people see a penlight and see a joyful way to support their oshis. Normal people see a penlight and see a dangerous weapon.

How would they know you have a penlight anyway? Do they do pat downs at sports stadiums?

>>101978794
>https://x.com/curecosmos/status/1941637864279904295
It's there but you can't really see stadium graphic packages on the normal broadcast

>>101976612 (OP)
Dodgers are kinda dogshit are organizing events, a whole fucking year planning this

>>101977804
Yeah im at the game

>Gura buff
Dodgers win
>Biboo debuff
Dodgers lose

>>101980480
Lots of game left casual chill out. Saba is my kami fuck off nigger.

>>101979815
They search your belongings before you are let in

>>101977764
You'd better inform Cover Corporation about that

>>101980658
Oh weird, I assumed people were traveling light and had it in their pocket and thought it was allowed so they were waving it around like they had 30 cups of sugar before exiting their vehicle.
It's been a while for me but I don't remember them being that strict outside of asking me for my tickets and maybe a metal detector. Guess times change.

>>101976612 (OP)
Hololive didn't learn anything from last year. Stadium staffs don't care about holofans. The merch booth last year did not have enough staff to handle all the merch buyers. They stopped selling right after the game ended. Btw, venue merch sales for sololives happen until there is no more buyer. I guess, overtime work doesn't exist for americans. Why do a second collab when the staffs don't even care about holofans?

holo x sportsball has always been a fucking retarded idea. I don’t care that there’s a jap on dodgers, I don’t care that japs like baseball. trying to market niche idol culture to american sports viewers is just not going to work. go do a baseball collab in japan with japanese team where you can actually grow marketshare. we don’t need vtuber x walmart, vtuber x handegg, vtuber x nascar, etc

>>101980422
cute

>>101981353
>vtuber x walmart
I can get behind that.

>>101981353
This guy actually thinks that the Dodgers aren't Japan's team despite the fact that it has has Ohtani in it, a face you CANNOT avoid seeing in japan, as its everywhere.
Actually talking out his arse, fucking lmao

>>101976934
>>101977932
>>101978559
>>101979458
Go back

>>101981896
this isn't the tower, faggot

I bet the marketing team at cover came in their pants when they got a deal with the dodgers.

>>101981353
We absolutely do need a Hololive NASCAR car

>>101981979
Anyone would with a prominent Dodgers collab

>>101982327
and how exactly does this help the girls in holo? it's a circle jerk move by the corpoheads in cover it literally benefits nobody.

>>101981353
He isn't just a jap. He has a chance of being the GOAT.

>People showed up for the C-list girls?
Who would unironically show up to watch Biboo?

>>101981353
its afraid

>>101977932
implying the most stupid sport of all time has anything to lose

TOTAL BLACKLIVE DESTROY

>>101981085
>I guess, overtime work doesn't exist for americans.
It's different now because it's not gonna be taxed if you itemize your deductions.

>>101982911
No one itemizes their deductions

>Dodgers lost
oof

lol dodgers lost

>they lost
Hololive when they have to play a real championship team instead of a AAA team from "Milwaukee"

LET'S FUKING GOOOOOOO BEGONE DODGERS

>>101978083
It's a chinese made penlight.
Run a set of the sleeves off to the printer and throw them in a hololive branded benwo or whatever the fuck company makes them now and ship it at cost to the person who lost theirs.
It's not like the Hololive fourth fes penlight design isn't still on someone's computer or something, same for the Soar and Connect the World lights.

Hololive Night is dead.

>>101980565
HA HA HA HA HA HA

I'm completely lost, how the fuck does this work? How can you be forced to throw away your penlights? Is this a prison? Just say no. It sounds like you pragmatically chose to throw away your penlights to get something you valued much more than the penlight.

>>101983436
seeing the dodgers lose is more important than a penlight

>>101983131
>Tied (with the team that embarrassed the Astros last year) for the best record in the sport
They're fine

>>101983436
> security: no weird dildo things allowed, I won't let you in.

Your options are:
1. Keep the penlight and go away. No game for you.
2. Go back and leave it in your car.
3. Trash it.

>>101983123
They will now pretend they didn't lose and that nothing happened on stream

>>101981921
(Kicks you in the balls)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhS9x4rl82c

Stream started, the event will start in a bit under 15 min

>>101978950
>>101979023
Just another misread of your target audience by yagoo. Don't understand why he's so hellbent on making his girls as mainstream as possible in America when they're just as niche in Japan.

>>101976612 (OP)
As it should be. I paid to see a baseball game, all I had to do now was put up with some morbidly obese people who like Chinese cartoons... Out with them!

>>101984025
>Dodgers lose
>What was supposed to be a celebration stream ends up being a stream where the girls have to lick their wounds
KEK

>hololive penlights are confiscated and thrown in the trash
>fans can't wave them during the game
>the dodgers don't have enough energy and lose
no....

>>101977584
I'd argue that Bitchwho is more irrelevant than the other irrelevant 2. She's called the queen of bots not for nothing.

>>101984025
>dodgers lost
>please watch my idol show
Lol lmao

baseball is the gayest sport. even gayer than F1

>>101984450
Even gayer than wrestling?

>>101984438
Performing for the losing team has got to be embarrassing

>>101984025
Oh no no no no no
KEK

>>101984129
>starsbeggar SEETHING
just stop your embrassing your sisters

>Fifa Club World Cup happening in USA.
>Real Football the most popular sport in the World.
>Holodrones prefers baseball...

>>101984682
I would much rather watch baseball than football. I can't stand more than 5 minutes watching a football match

>>101976612 (OP)
this is pretty hilarious ngl

>>101984450
Wrong. Gayest sport goes to huggy wuggy american football. Followed by sumo, then golf, THEN baseball.

>>101984748
>american football
I can't believe people watch this shit.

>>101984682
yagoo need to invest in real sport

I wish I was that Takodachi. He's looking like he's having so much fun...
>stream started
WAH
HIRYS
BIBOOO
Ah, at least I can enjoy following along at home.
Nevermind, now they're shaming me for not touching grass....

>>101984682
Don't worry. Nijisanji will get the FIFA collab while Holodrones will pretend that the NBA is more popular than the world cup

>>101984888
>not a single white guy
lol

>>101984906
literally no one knows who nijisanji is outside of domestic terrorists who make bombthreats in tokyo sister

>>101976934
Sister, there's threads for you Yacht lickers, I'm fairly sure.

>>101984682
OK real talk, how is Mussiala injured so bad,i can understand if it's tackle but most of collisions in football watched isn't that bad

>>101984818
2views already beat you to it

>>101978159
If it's limited merch, I'd stick it in prison wallet, the hell I'm gonna throw away limited merch for a bunch of idiots in a baseball stadium that can't communicate properly with security.

>>101985009
>Holodrone makes up imaginary threats he wants Nijisanji fans to make
>Meanwhile in reality:

Why try to

>>101985145
>stick it in prison wallet
it is the ideal merch to do that with

>>101984888
Holonigs... holoseanigs... how are we gonna answer?

>Your battleface

>>101985009
>Holodrone makes up imaginary threats he wants Nijisanji fans to make
>Meanwhile in reality:

Why do Holodrones try to literally blow up innocent people?

AAAAAAAH GET THESE TRANNY COSPLAYERS OFF THE SCREEN

>>101985340
because Ayame wouldn't stream

ok this is actually so cringey

>>101985009
These insults are sad m8. Why do you even try.

>>101978159
how can they be forced to throw it away? I'd rather leave the shitty game than lose limited edition merch, honestly

>>101984748
confirmed for not watching sumo

>>101985264
Good, a Pop-up Parade figure would have been difficult.

>>101985264
That's one way to connect the world

Udinbros, it's joever...

are these bitches gonna sing or what

>>101984938
There's not a single white person who plays baseball either.

>>101985114
looked this up, what the fuck

>>101987590
Freddie Freeman, white and plays for the dodgers

>>101985114
she's a 3view...

Who's puppeting Gura and Fauna's corpses?

>>101984682
>muh ohtani

Sana has been completely retconned by Irys lol

>>101987863
This is a rerun

>>101987590
MLB is 60% white though.

>>101976750
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES

>>101981353
Gigantic Japanese population in LA, though

>>101982078
Cody ware one of the drivers whos a weeb kicked that idea around a few years ago and hololive just pretended he didn't exist. He made 3D livery renders and everything to show them what it would look like then they went with the dodgers deal and brushed off nascar.

>>101976612 (OP)
The fans should be thrown into the trash as well

>>101984682
It's called Soccer, and it's a garbage sport based around faking falls to get refs to red card the other team

>>101994644
>Saying this as a reply to a video of a guy getting his fucking ankle snapped

>>101977932
Baseball is like Golf in that it's a nothing sport for nerds pretending to be athletes, thats why Japan picked it up while America has chosen Football as a true Chad's sport
They can't put anime girls in Gold because the rich old fucks who play that can at least pay for real pussy

>>101990665
Good looking car too. What a shame

>>101994869
The angle of his foot at the end is fucked up, damn

>>101994869
Yeah and I'm the king of England

>>101995087
Why is King Charles shitposting about vtubers

>>101995063
Apparently it's only the fibula
It almost looked like another Eduardo injury at that angle
I would have been shitting myself if I was German or a Bayern fan

>>101981353

fuck your face, vtuberxWRC would go so hard. Imagine a Subaru with Subaru plastered all over it going sideways and blasting fire out the exhaust while in the cockpit some poor bastard is trying to drive while the navigator is an jpad on a stick yelling "LEFT 4, RIGHT 2 SLOW DOWN JESUS SHUBASHUBASHUBAAAA"

>>101976612 (OP)
this is funny

>>101990665
Weird. I guess racing's too niche in Japan?

>>101983123
>>101983126
no gura no win

>>101978159
They weren’t forced to throw them away dumbass, they did that so they could walk in without a trip back to the car.
>>101984417
>seething SEAshitter
I figure you’d be happy to see your cousin doing well. Instead you’re just crying stamping your feet hat her success isn’t real, while simultaneously pretending she’s irrelevant.

>>101987590
way to out yourself as a retard

>>101978083
wdym? Why would they lie?

>>101990665
oh hey it's a sedan
so definitely something ford doesn't make in 2025

>>101997783
It's rather weird isn't it because they love racing in japan. But it's only mostly japanese specific series that they like such as super formula super taikyu superGT and D1GP motoGP is also popular in japan. They probably find nascar to be too redneck and hillbilly country boy in all honesty.

>>101999423
No your right instead they upgraded the beast and gave it a cool ass name the meet the ford dark horse mustang nascar

a) why would you bring your penlight to a baseball game you fucking retards
b) on what grounds would security not allow them? would they throw away a flashlight? a pen? what the fuck is the issue?

>>101978950
Trying to get SPORTSBALL POGGERS crowd into hololive is not a completely bad idea because they share the same my team good vs their team bad mentality that all of hololive fandom consists of.

>>101984888
>no females
>all people who call you indian on the chinese erp forums

>>101977584
The problem is this year's girls are not blue

>>101978083
Compensate everyone, then.
Anybody that can show a ticket stub or receipt for tickets that night gets a free penlight of their choice from the catalog.
>But that compensates people that didn't lose their penlights!
It is way easier than trying to play grab-ass with figuring out who had their penlight thrown out or lost in the event, and "I had a ticket" is way more verifiable and impartial than "Security was mean to ME SPECIFICIALLY". Most people also just won't cash in to begin with.

>>102000604
>Anybody that can show a ticket stub or receipt for tickets that night gets a free penlight of their choice from the catalog.
That's really smart.
They could make it even more straightforward and do
>Anybody who went to the Dodgers is eligible for up to two free penlights for synchronize
>and if you lost your limited one use this google form and we will try our best to send you one from old stock as well
They know exactly how many people were on the field so they know approximately how many hololive fans were there. (200? 300? whatever, it was on TV just start counting.)
The cost of the fuck up is a pittance because it's not like those lights actually cost $20, that's just what they sell for. And they're already shipping a container or two full to America anyway.
Everybody is at least whole and anybody who just brought one makes out better. And if they have a list of penlights that need to try to recreate they can handle each complaint individually at a normal pace.
>penlight for color rise harmony? there's a crate of those
>penlight for soar? there's a crate of those
>penlight for CTW? maybe there's some in Hololive America HQ
>penlight for 2nd fes? maybe there's a manager with some on a shelf

>>101977822
how much do these things even cost?

>>102002748
right now from the official shop it costs $70 shipped for one

Do Americans like sports where there's a minute break between something happening?

>>101976612 (OP)
I am eagerly looking forward to the soijak crying while being forced to dispose of his penlights

>>102002748
>>102002909
They're selling generic ones (identical to the Holo ones) on Amazon for $12 a light.
I bet the real cost is like $8, but somebody could check Alibaba to be sure.
>1 three battery AAA socket
>3 kinds of plastic (handle, ring, shaft)
>translucent screen to diffuse the light
>a multicolor LED
>a two strike button
>the cloth strap
>a laborer to assemble it

>>102004853
Hehehehe, he said shaft
>shaft
Hehehehehehe

>>101976612 (OP)
This is why Hololive should focus on getting Japanese normies first.

>>101977822
could easily replace them for anyone that has a proof of purchase of both a ticket and a penlight. of course they won't but that would be the solution.

>>102003432
Baseball is about the same as cricket. Liking this boring ass format is not unique to Americans.

>>101999557
>mustang
oh like the SUV

>>102003432
It's based on rounders which is a British game for women and children- same format with hitting a ball with a stick and innings etc, but it goes a little faster because there are no strike-outs

Imagine the Yankees sign Saba on and next year we get Holo vs Saba, Dodgers vs Yankees.

>>101999401
So you can get a free, maybe limited edition penlight, duh.

>>101978794
Holos are the normies
Baseball fans need to gatekeep harder

>>102006043
baseball would truly be dead
people already hated that the two most expensive franchises in the league made it to the finals last year, the continued commercialization would put off every long time fan of other teams

>>101999401
People are retarded and greedy and they'll lie to get a quarter if its free.

>>101999401
They're called Commiefornians for a reason. Only grew up with privilege and never taking know for an answer.